1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:02,835 I'll get back to you guys 2 00:00:02,838 --> 00:00:05,111 by the end of the day with all the logistics. 3 00:00:05,145 --> 00:00:07,283 Sergeant Terrance Jeffords, 4 00:00:07,316 --> 00:00:09,455 four years ago on this exact date, 5 00:00:09,489 --> 00:00:12,196 you told me I was too old to learn how to do the worm. 6 00:00:12,230 --> 00:00:14,368 I vowed on that day to prove you a fool, 7 00:00:14,402 --> 00:00:18,245 and today, I shall. 8 00:00:18,278 --> 00:00:19,481 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 9 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,419 Check it. 10 00:00:21,452 --> 00:00:26,399 (♪♪♪) 11 00:00:26,432 --> 00:00:28,539 (GRUNTS) I'm on fire! 12 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:30,743 (IMITATES HORN BLARING) 13 00:00:30,777 --> 00:00:33,283 As I was telling the squad, our old C.O., 14 00:00:33,316 --> 00:00:35,289 Captain McGintley, just passed away. 15 00:00:35,322 --> 00:00:37,193 Oh, no. 16 00:00:37,226 --> 00:00:38,930 We're going to Los Angeles for the funeral next week. 17 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:40,569 I'll have the travel details later. 18 00:00:40,603 --> 00:00:42,340 Hey, has anyone seen a worm? 19 00:00:42,372 --> 00:00:45,044 Because this funky chicken's hungry. 20 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,420 Charles, a man has died. Read the room! 21 00:00:47,453 --> 00:00:50,426 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 22 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:57,512 (♪♪♪) 23 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:11,313 Oh, man. Sad day. 24 00:01:11,347 --> 00:01:12,515 Sad day. 25 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:13,652 It's crazy how different things were 26 00:01:13,687 --> 00:01:15,357 when McGintley was Captain. 27 00:01:15,389 --> 00:01:16,826 It was like the Wild West. 28 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:18,832 - Oh, yeah, we had some fun. - I didn't. 29 00:01:18,866 --> 00:01:22,309 In every one of those photos, I look uptight and worried. 30 00:01:22,342 --> 00:01:23,511 Meanwhile, everyone else looks like 31 00:01:23,544 --> 00:01:24,881 they're having the time of their life. 32 00:01:24,914 --> 00:01:26,651 That's because they're all stress-free, 33 00:01:26,685 --> 00:01:28,089 not like us Type A's. 34 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,859 Jake, am I too high-strung? 35 00:01:29,893 --> 00:01:31,332 I wouldn't say you're too high-strung. 36 00:01:31,365 --> 00:01:32,868 You just are high-strung. 37 00:01:32,901 --> 00:01:34,539 You know, your strung is what makes you strung. 38 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:36,544 - You're strung strongly. - No, not anymore. 39 00:01:36,577 --> 00:01:39,551 From now on, I'm gonna be super chill. 40 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:41,123 So, where's the party at? 41 00:01:41,155 --> 00:01:44,097 Trick question. The party's right here, boy! 42 00:01:44,131 --> 00:01:45,668 (CLEARS THROAT) 43 00:01:45,701 --> 00:01:47,372 Oh, hello, Mrs. McGintley. 44 00:01:47,405 --> 00:01:49,643 My condolences for your loss. 45 00:01:49,678 --> 00:01:52,685 So, who do you got your eye on? 46 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:54,455 - What? - You haven't dated anyone 47 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:55,592 since you broke up with Pimento. 48 00:01:55,627 --> 00:01:57,598 And funerals are a meat market. 49 00:01:57,631 --> 00:01:59,737 Sadness is a powerful aphrodisiac. 50 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:03,413 - No, it's not. - Then how come everyone cries during sex? 51 00:02:03,446 --> 00:02:04,446 I'm already seeing somebody, Boyle. 52 00:02:04,449 --> 00:02:05,786 Oh... 53 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:07,657 And just like that, things got interesting. 54 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:09,630 And just like that, I left. 55 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,767 - Hello, Raymond. - Oh, Chief Aggerton. 56 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,638 I didn't realize you'd be flying out for this. 57 00:02:13,673 --> 00:02:15,812 I liked McGintley. He was fun to have a beer with. 58 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:17,549 There's nobody in this department 59 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:18,785 I wanna have a beer with anymore. 60 00:02:18,818 --> 00:02:20,656 Yes, that's the problem with the NYPD. 61 00:02:20,691 --> 00:02:22,027 So, I hear you're meeting with 62 00:02:22,061 --> 00:02:23,598 the Commissioner on Monday morning. 63 00:02:23,631 --> 00:02:25,035 Well, you didn't hear this from me, 64 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:27,005 but Commissioner's retiring next year. 65 00:02:27,039 --> 00:02:28,610 They put a short list together of possible replacements, 66 00:02:28,644 --> 00:02:30,014 and you're on it. 67 00:02:30,047 --> 00:02:31,518 - This is your first interview. - Really? 68 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,222 - What? - Oh, my God. 69 00:02:33,256 --> 00:02:34,826 - What's going on? - What's going on is 70 00:02:34,859 --> 00:02:36,029 Captain Holt has an interview to become the Commissioner 71 00:02:36,062 --> 00:02:37,701 of the freakin' NYPD, 72 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:39,604 and he's gonna nail it and fulfill his destiny 73 00:02:39,638 --> 00:02:41,243 as Lord High Commander of all Justice. 74 00:02:41,276 --> 00:02:42,881 Okay, let's not get carried away. 75 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,051 Who says I'm even interested in becoming Commissioner? 76 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:47,858 You, constantly, including the first day I met you. 77 00:02:47,893 --> 00:02:49,731 I'm interested in becoming Commissioner. 78 00:02:49,764 --> 00:02:51,601 - Good to know. - Fair enough, but even so, 79 00:02:51,636 --> 00:02:52,871 it's probably a long shot. 80 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,744 I mean, there are many names on the list. 81 00:02:54,777 --> 00:02:56,281 Nope, just four. 82 00:02:56,315 --> 00:02:57,752 Yeah, three major league jags and you. 83 00:02:57,785 --> 00:02:59,121 Sir, you're the perfect candidate: 84 00:02:59,155 --> 00:03:00,759 smart, well-respected, you smell great. 85 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:02,597 That has nothing to do with the job. 86 00:03:02,631 --> 00:03:03,866 It's just something I've been meaning to tell you. 87 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,571 - Is it sandalwood? - Please calm down. 88 00:03:05,604 --> 00:03:06,639 Right, totally. Don't wanna jinx it. 89 00:03:06,674 --> 00:03:08,111 I don't believe in jinxes. 90 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,212 Great, then you won't mind me saying it's a lock. 91 00:03:09,215 --> 00:03:10,665 You're definitely gonna get it, and you're gonna smell even better 92 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:12,463 with that Lord High Commander of all Justice stank on you. 93 00:03:12,464 --> 00:03:13,601 Let's do this 94 00:03:14,302 --> 00:03:16,025 I can't wait to get on a plane. 95 00:03:16,336 --> 00:03:18,310 I used up my miles, and upgraded first class. 96 00:03:18,338 --> 00:03:20,417 - Damn, Sarge. - This is gonna be great. 97 00:03:20,426 --> 00:03:23,511 Sipping on a mimosa, snacking on a hummus trio, 98 00:03:23,552 --> 00:03:25,360 watching "Bridget Jones's Baby." 99 00:03:25,385 --> 00:03:27,672 - Oh, GPS says turn left here. - Turn left. 100 00:03:27,686 --> 00:03:29,299 No, this route is more direct. 101 00:03:29,332 --> 00:03:30,849 Oh, okay. You do you, Commish. 102 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:32,348 - Please don't call me that. - Okay, fine, 103 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,540 I'll just call you the 'Mish... no wait, Mishy Elliot... 104 00:03:34,579 --> 00:03:39,216 - no wait, Mish-es Doubtfire. Oh, my God! - (TIRES SCREECH) 105 00:03:39,226 --> 00:03:41,708 - What? What is it? - Nakatomi Plaza. 106 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,006 It's the most important monument in all of America. 107 00:03:45,052 --> 00:03:46,917 The building from "Die Hard." Can we go in? 108 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:50,605 - Can we pay our respects? - Ooh, our flight leaves in 3 and a half hours, and... 109 00:03:51,122 --> 00:03:54,162 but it's like, what is time even? 110 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:55,975 #LegalizeIt. 111 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,880 - Can we go in, sir? - Fine, just make it quick. 112 00:03:57,882 --> 00:04:00,481 Yes! Pull in over there, Argyle! 113 00:04:00,525 --> 00:04:02,549 - What? - That's the name of the driver in the movie. 114 00:04:02,564 --> 00:04:04,471 We're going to Nakatomi Plaza. There's gonna be role-play. 115 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:07,105 Oh, my God. 116 00:04:07,129 --> 00:04:09,415 It's even more beautiful than I imagined. 117 00:04:09,446 --> 00:04:11,214 It's an empty floor that's under construction. 118 00:04:11,219 --> 00:04:12,353 Just like in the movie! 119 00:04:12,373 --> 00:04:15,168 Charles, this is the floor that John McClane ran on with his bare feet. 120 00:04:15,293 --> 00:04:16,540 Take my picture with it! 121 00:04:16,581 --> 00:04:18,689 ♫ KATRINA & THE WAVES' "WALKING ON SUNSHINE" ♫ 122 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,351 This is the window where John McClane said, 123 00:04:20,382 --> 00:04:22,614 "Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it! 124 00:04:22,654 --> 00:04:23,864 This is the vent where John McClane said, 125 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:25,454 "Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs." 126 00:04:25,469 --> 00:04:27,117 Take my picture with it. This is the space, where even though 127 00:04:27,127 --> 00:04:28,255 it's not really evident in the dialogue, 128 00:04:28,286 --> 00:04:29,572 you can tell that John McClane realizes 129 00:04:29,618 --> 00:04:31,834 that he should've been a better husband. Take my picture with it! 130 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:33,468 Take my picture with it! Take my picture with it! 131 00:04:33,498 --> 00:04:35,892 Take my picture with it! But then he unclasps the watch, 132 00:04:35,923 --> 00:04:39,027 and Hans falls! (IMITATES SLOW-MOTION) 133 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:41,386 That's a good one. That's a good one, 134 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,463 That's a good one. That's a good one... 135 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,679 That's a good one. Okay, all 600 of these are great. 136 00:04:44,714 --> 00:04:46,777 - We should probably head to the airport. - We have more time, if you need it. 137 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:48,597 There's literally nothing left for me to shoot. 138 00:04:48,613 --> 00:04:50,031 All right, let's get out of here. 139 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:52,628 The door is locked. 140 00:04:52,633 --> 00:04:54,356 That's strange, I thought the guard propped it open. 141 00:04:54,372 --> 00:04:56,425 I'd kick my way out, but I think these windows are bullet-proof. 142 00:04:56,435 --> 00:04:58,545 (GROANS) We're not getting any reception in here. 143 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:01,031 Guys, it's cool. We just gotta roll with it. 144 00:05:01,056 --> 00:05:03,257 - You know, travel should be like jazz. - Nuh-uh. 145 00:05:03,282 --> 00:05:04,915 There's a lie-flat seat waiting for me, 146 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:06,226 and I wanna be napping in it, 147 00:05:06,267 --> 00:05:08,702 with a hot towel wrapped around my big bald head! 148 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,193 - Help! - All right, everybody just calm down. 149 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,882 I'm sure that guard will be back in, like, five minutes. 150 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,240 - _ - We're gonna miss our flight. 151 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:17,227 I should be sitting next to a semi-famous person 152 00:05:17,253 --> 00:05:18,869 that I can't quite place right now. 153 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:21,131 Come on, don't give up. If we get rescued right now 154 00:05:21,141 --> 00:05:22,526 and there's no traffic at the airport... 155 00:05:22,544 --> 00:05:23,891 and the van return goes smoothly 156 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,822 and Security's super chill about all the guns we have, 157 00:05:25,837 --> 00:05:27,342 we could still make it. 158 00:05:28,349 --> 00:05:30,326 - You guys okay up here? - Yes! See? 159 00:05:30,336 --> 00:05:32,720 I told you not to give up hope. It's a miracle. 160 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:35,419 - We're still gonna make it! - Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot. 161 00:05:35,454 --> 00:05:37,030 Yeah, but that's okay. We can get the next one. 162 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,068 Let's see, next flight... Cancelled. Cancelled. 163 00:05:39,109 --> 00:05:42,686 - Cancelled. What is going on? - There are huge storms in the Midwest. 164 00:05:42,711 --> 00:05:44,922 - All flights are grounded. - Oh, man. 165 00:05:44,941 --> 00:05:46,676 I know this is the wrong time to bring it up, 166 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:48,568 but we're standing 75 feet from where Argyle 167 00:05:48,594 --> 00:05:50,570 picked up John McClane at the airport. 168 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,207 - Take my picture with it. - Yeah. 169 00:05:57,776 --> 00:06:00,482 Okay, we can't get out until Monday afternoon, at the earliest. 170 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:03,386 I tried everything. I begged. I pleaded. I even told them 171 00:06:03,437 --> 00:06:05,209 that Scully was a Make-a-Wish kid with a rare disease 172 00:06:05,235 --> 00:06:06,670 that makes him look like a giant old baby. 173 00:06:06,683 --> 00:06:08,653 - Did you call it Scullyosis? - Damn it, Rosa, 174 00:06:08,665 --> 00:06:10,616 that's really good and completely useless to me now. 175 00:06:10,654 --> 00:06:12,609 They wouldn't even let me into a first class lounge, 176 00:06:12,634 --> 00:06:14,007 since my flight had already departed. 177 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:15,466 I grabbed this and ran. 178 00:06:15,938 --> 00:06:18,503 You're all that's left of my dreams now, Mr. Mint. 179 00:06:18,536 --> 00:06:21,268 All right, stop hugging your mint. We have bigger problems. 180 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,255 Captain Holt's Commissioners interview is on Monday. 181 00:06:23,286 --> 00:06:24,973 - Can't he just reschedule? - No! 182 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,660 He's gonna be up against the best of the best. 183 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,760 The slightest slipup could cost him the job, and... 184 00:06:29,049 --> 00:06:31,525 but whatever, you know. 185 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:33,009 It is what it is, Daddy-O. 186 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:34,569 Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve 187 00:06:34,575 --> 00:06:36,638 our collective dream of going to Nakatomi Plaza. 188 00:06:36,654 --> 00:06:37,827 - Only you. - Now it's time for us 189 00:06:37,832 --> 00:06:39,830 to return the favor and help him achieve his. 190 00:06:39,845 --> 00:06:41,619 Get him back to New York in time for that interview. 191 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:44,369 Now, we have until Monday morning, and it takes... 192 00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:46,916 48 hours to drive from L.A. to New York. 193 00:06:46,943 --> 00:06:48,613 - We've still got time. - No, we don't. 194 00:06:48,647 --> 00:06:50,311 I checked with all the car rental agencies. 195 00:06:50,331 --> 00:06:51,744 There are no available vehicles. 196 00:06:51,764 --> 00:06:53,650 I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting. 197 00:06:53,693 --> 00:06:55,008 No, not on my watch. 198 00:06:55,038 --> 00:06:57,565 We just have to think. There's gotta be a way to get you back. 199 00:06:59,989 --> 00:07:02,613 Got it! May I present to you the finest RV 200 00:07:02,664 --> 00:07:05,320 that not much money can buy: The American Creeper. 201 00:07:05,356 --> 00:07:07,131 No one should have to suffer like this for me. 202 00:07:07,169 --> 00:07:09,330 Suffer? This is a dream come true. 203 00:07:09,366 --> 00:07:10,736 It's a cross-country road trip. 204 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:12,425 My dad and I took one every summer. 205 00:07:12,506 --> 00:07:14,279 You blast the "Annie" soundtrack, 206 00:07:14,311 --> 00:07:15,739 and you eat junk food, 207 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,529 and you bond over secrets. 208 00:07:17,578 --> 00:07:19,418 I'm not telling you who I'm dating. 209 00:07:19,459 --> 00:07:20,831 All right, I'll take the first shift. 210 00:07:20,862 --> 00:07:23,367 American Creepers, let's get creeping! 211 00:07:23,428 --> 00:07:25,131 (TIRES SCREECH) 212 00:07:25,256 --> 00:07:28,414 (EXCITING MUSIC) 213 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,912 (♪♪♪) 214 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:32,716 Hey, one hour down. 215 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:35,253 Victory honk. (PROLONGED HONK) 216 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:37,459 Oh, no. Oh, boy. 217 00:07:37,584 --> 00:07:40,214 Horn's stuck. 218 00:07:40,339 --> 00:07:42,665 (CLEARS THROAT) Nobody use the horn. 219 00:07:45,325 --> 00:07:46,664 - (ANXIOUS BREATHING) - What you got there, Sarge? 220 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:49,286 I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel. 221 00:07:49,322 --> 00:07:50,821 Just because we're in a crappy RV 222 00:07:50,877 --> 00:07:53,424 doesn't mean I still can't be First Class Terry. 223 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,467 Mmm... 224 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,719 Ah... 225 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,300 Just like the real thing. 226 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:02,049 Cheese puff, sir? 227 00:08:02,074 --> 00:08:03,914 No, thank you. They're full of chemicals. 228 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:06,100 Well, yes, but everything's made with chemicals, 229 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,274 if you really think about it. 230 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:08,504 - I suppose you're right. - I am? 231 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,699 - Let me try one. - Oh. 232 00:08:10,039 --> 00:08:11,650 (MUNCHING) 233 00:08:11,681 --> 00:08:14,318 - It imploded in my mouth. - That's the magic of the puff. 234 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:15,700 You don't have to chew. 235 00:08:15,825 --> 00:08:17,732 So, what are you gonna do when you're Commish? 236 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:21,193 I think you should focus on interagency communication and intel sharing. 237 00:08:21,263 --> 00:08:23,131 Also, laser jails. 238 00:08:23,188 --> 00:08:25,850 Let's not talk about things that may not happen. 239 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:28,239 Oh, I'd like to see an increase in vacation days. 240 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,189 And we should all get summers off like teachers. 241 00:08:30,215 --> 00:08:32,504 Let the city go to purge. 242 00:08:32,629 --> 00:08:34,497 Hey, Rosa, are you ready to go streaking? 243 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,072 - What? - That's what my dad and I called 244 00:08:36,113 --> 00:08:37,516 getting blonde streaks in your hair. 245 00:08:37,577 --> 00:08:39,838 We used to do it to our ponytails on road trips. 246 00:08:39,899 --> 00:08:41,557 You just take a little lemon up top, 247 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:43,117 and let the sun do the rest. 248 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,008 We called it giving each other road head. 249 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,761 You just said you called it going streaking. 250 00:08:46,761 --> 00:08:47,961 It had a couple names. 251 00:08:48,086 --> 00:08:50,258 Hey, speaking of names... 252 00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:53,487 who's your new boyfriend? Ow! Ow! Oh! 253 00:08:55,005 --> 00:08:57,337 Oh, man, you really went to town on these cheese puffs. 254 00:08:57,382 --> 00:08:59,122 Well, they're 80% air, 255 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,710 which is something your body needs. 256 00:09:00,729 --> 00:09:03,482 Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now. 257 00:09:03,495 --> 00:09:05,687 We've been averaging 50 for 21 hours. 258 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,104 Unless... 259 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:09,766 Damn it! The speedometer's broken. 260 00:09:09,785 --> 00:09:12,381 No wonder everyone was flipping us off. I thought it was just racism. 261 00:09:12,387 --> 00:09:14,014 - Well, I'm sure it didn't help. - Yeah. 262 00:09:14,027 --> 00:09:15,563 I'm sorry, I don't think we can make up the time. 263 00:09:15,607 --> 00:09:17,450 No, there's no way I'm letting you miss that interview. 264 00:09:17,462 --> 00:09:18,994 We just have to make less stops. 265 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:21,656 Hey, guys, listen up, from now on, 266 00:09:22,075 --> 00:09:24,204 we use the bathroom in the RV. 267 00:09:24,243 --> 00:09:25,939 - No! - There are so many of us. 268 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:29,068 - I know, I'm sorry, but it's the only way. - Me first! 269 00:09:29,297 --> 00:09:31,660 Hey, guys, the door doesn't close all the way. 270 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,363 No peeking. 271 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:38,663 - You guys didn't hear that, did you? - I'm still hearing it. 272 00:09:38,682 --> 00:09:41,132 - I'm never gonna stop hearing it! - Okay, new plan: 273 00:09:41,158 --> 00:09:43,134 we go back to the old bathroom break schedule, 274 00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:46,521 and we just drive at max speed. Captain, punch it. Punch it. 275 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:48,511 - Why are you not punching it? - I'm not comfortable 276 00:09:48,524 --> 00:09:50,449 operating this vehicle at a speed greater 277 00:09:50,461 --> 00:09:52,164 than the prevailing road and traffic conditions. 278 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:54,846 Fine! I'll do it myself. This is going great. 279 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:57,051 I'm already used to the bouncing and shaking. 280 00:09:57,108 --> 00:09:58,773 - I smell smoke. - Really? 281 00:09:58,817 --> 00:10:00,532 All I smell is residual Scully. 282 00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:02,069 I definitely smell smoke. 283 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,293 - Pull over right now. - (GROANS) 284 00:10:04,344 --> 00:10:05,971 Well, I checked everywhere. 285 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,639 Nothing's on fire. Nothing's even smoldering. 286 00:10:08,664 --> 00:10:10,888 We just wasted ten minutes for no reason. 287 00:10:10,946 --> 00:10:13,703 (EXPLOSION) (GLASS SHATTERING) 288 00:10:13,735 --> 00:10:16,378 (CLATTERING) 289 00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:19,040 You know what, Captain, I think you're right. 290 00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:21,256 I do smell smoke. 291 00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:26,057 So, bottom-line this thing for me. 292 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,887 How long is it gonna take to fix? 293 00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:30,664 - It's still on fire. - She's gone, Jakey. 294 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,258 She's creeping her way to heaven. 295 00:10:32,285 --> 00:10:34,425 Let's be honest, she's creeping her way back to hell. 296 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,383 All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan 297 00:10:37,414 --> 00:10:38,832 for getting Holt back for his interview. 298 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:41,454 Now, all we've lost is our only mode of transportation. 299 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,923 And our clothes and food! 300 00:10:42,928 --> 00:10:44,966 All I have left is this first class mint, 301 00:10:44,981 --> 00:10:46,197 and none of you get to eat him! 302 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:47,613 Well, perhaps we should just focus on... 303 00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:48,960 finding a place to sleep tonight. 304 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:50,464 I might have a solution for that. 305 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:51,974 How far is it to Mansfurd, Texas? 306 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,657 - Like, half an hour. - Great! 307 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:56,010 I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve. 308 00:10:56,045 --> 00:10:59,186 - There's a Boyle in every state. - Texas Boyles. I'm excited. 309 00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:01,391 Do they wear bolo ties and cowboy hats? 310 00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:03,571 Nope, still just beige on tan. 311 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:06,500 - Steve, Tommy, Becca! - Becca is a man. 312 00:11:06,506 --> 00:11:08,882 Oh, thank you so much for letting us stay here. 313 00:11:08,888 --> 00:11:10,362 - I love you. - I love you. 314 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:12,021 - I love you. - I love you. 315 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:14,143 God, it is so nice to meet you guys! 316 00:11:14,359 --> 00:11:16,278 Is this a working cattle ranch? 317 00:11:16,299 --> 00:11:18,260 Oh, yes. This is a stud farm. 318 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:21,952 We are the cow insemination kings of Central Texas. 319 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:22,904 Of course you are. 320 00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:25,344 We have sleeping bags for you guys here in the great room. 321 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,695 If you hear what sounds like screaming, 322 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,294 that's just cow intercourse. 323 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:31,200 - (COWS MOOING) - Now we're all sleeping in one room, 324 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,219 - next to a cow orgy. - I would much rather be hanging out with you. 325 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,361 - What are you doing, Boyle? - Just brushing my hair. 326 00:11:36,415 --> 00:11:38,877 Not you, Becca. I was talking to Charles. 327 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,497 - I was just bringing you some water. - Thanks. 328 00:11:40,548 --> 00:11:42,495 Mm-hm. So, uh, 329 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,574 who you talking to? Is that your mystery hunk? 330 00:11:44,589 --> 00:11:46,230 Babe, are you all right? Is everything okay? 331 00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:47,506 Yeah, it's fine. I'll call you back later. 332 00:11:47,552 --> 00:11:49,449 - Was that a woman's voice? - It's my sister. 333 00:11:49,574 --> 00:11:51,698 Wait... she called you babe. 334 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,058 When my cousin called me babe, 335 00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:54,656 you said relatives shouldn't do that. 336 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,826 What's really going on? 337 00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,230 I'm dating a woman. 338 00:12:00,765 --> 00:12:02,260 - I'm bi. - Oh... 339 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,713 That's great. 340 00:12:04,577 --> 00:12:07,535 That's great, Rose. I just want you to know that I totally support... 341 00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,542 I don't wanna talk about it right now, okay? 342 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,987 - Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means. 343 00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:13,577 Not you, Becca! 344 00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:15,875 Okay. I love you. 345 00:12:15,896 --> 00:12:17,273 I love you too. 346 00:12:17,492 --> 00:12:21,411 (COWS MOANING) 347 00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:24,629 Can't sleep either, huh? 348 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,482 - This cow screaming is so loud. - So loud. 349 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,175 Is it a pleasure sound or pain? 350 00:12:30,185 --> 00:12:33,403 - Maybe they're into both? - I hear they're into leather. 351 00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:35,426 - Was that a joke? - Gallows humor. 352 00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:38,273 Being in this bovine brothel is truly a nightmare. 353 00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:40,613 Hey, I'm sorry that things didn't work out. 354 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:42,617 I know you always hoped that you'd be Commissioner. 355 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,522 No. Over the course of my career, 356 00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,837 I've learned that it's best not to have hopes. 357 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,947 Sir, that is so sad. 358 00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:50,885 That's like saying it's best not to have dreams. 359 00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:53,521 I only have one dream a year, always on Tax Day. 360 00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:55,360 In it, I must file an extension. 361 00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:58,091 So, yes, it is best not to have dreams. 362 00:12:58,124 --> 00:13:00,916 Well, I still wish I could've got you back in time. 363 00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:02,573 Why do you care so much about this? 364 00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:03,681 I don't know, 365 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,166 it's your dream, and, you know, 366 00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:10,448 you changed my life, made me wanna be a better man, or whatever. 367 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,720 Thank you for trying. 368 00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:14,436 But deep down, 369 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,508 I always knew I'd never be Commissioner. 370 00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:21,303 All my dreams start with my step-sister painting her house. 371 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,755 And they end with the house looking great? 372 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:25,275 No. Sex. 373 00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:28,846 (GROANS) (PLEASANT MUSIC) 374 00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:31,810 (COW MOOING AGGRESSIVELY) 375 00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:34,137 Guys! Guys! Wake up, wake up, wake up. 376 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,764 - Up, up, up! Come on! - What's going on? 377 00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:38,978 Captain Holt, I know you've given up on your future, but I haven't. 378 00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:41,939 - You're going to that interview. - It's too late, Peralta. 379 00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:43,368 Just put a sock in it, man! 380 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,810 I'm doing this because of how much I care about you, 381 00:13:44,842 --> 00:13:46,203 so just stay the hell out of the way! 382 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:47,688 But we're too late to drive, 383 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,731 - and there's no available flights. - That's what I thought, 384 00:13:49,755 --> 00:13:52,155 but on the way here, we passed the town of Jacksboro. 385 00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:53,477 I knew I recognized it from somewhere. 386 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,987 Where? Sorry, are you monologuing, 387 00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:56,963 - or is this a call-and-response thing? - No, that was great. 388 00:13:56,982 --> 00:13:58,927 Now, I order a lot of beef jerky online, 389 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,637 'cause I'm a cool guy with cool interests, 390 00:14:00,662 --> 00:14:02,855 and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas. 391 00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:04,304 There's a huge fulfillment center there. 392 00:14:04,317 --> 00:14:05,715 - There is? - Yes, Charles. 393 00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,062 I called them, and they ship their packages 394 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,102 - out of a regional airport. - They do? 395 00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:10,659 That's too much. Maybe back off a little bit. 396 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:12,794 Passenger planes don't fly out of Jacksboro, 397 00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:14,535 but thing planes do! 398 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,294 - You mean cargo planes? - Yes, thank you. 399 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,035 - Terry gets to interject? - The point is, 400 00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:20,577 we get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia. 401 00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:21,910 When do we have to be in Jacksboro? 402 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,664 In an hour and a half, so get up and get ready. 403 00:14:23,677 --> 00:14:25,901 Well, we've been in these clothes since Friday. We smell like butt. 404 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,195 - And all our stuff exploded. - Right, good point. 405 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,300 Uh, I guess we'll just have to borrow some. 406 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:31,876 Oh, no. From who? 407 00:14:31,907 --> 00:14:35,469 ♫ BEASTIE BOYS' "NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN" ♫ 408 00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:36,903 (♪♪♪) 409 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:41,192 ALL: ♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪ 410 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,199 We look so cool right now. 411 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,303 I feel like we're in a Mervyn's commercial. 412 00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:48,099 ALL: Yeah, Mervyn's! 413 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:50,686 Is this cattle trailer safe? 414 00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,572 Who cares, it's fun. 415 00:14:52,697 --> 00:14:55,205 - (TRAILER RUMBLES) - Yeah, it's terrifying, 416 00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:57,929 but it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport. 417 00:14:57,962 --> 00:15:00,435 - (SIRENS BLARING) - What? No, why? 418 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,133 Just because we're eight people standing in the back of a cattle car? 419 00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:05,022 Nah, I don't care about that. 420 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,022 We got a tip saying there were drugs being moved 421 00:15:07,037 --> 00:15:10,234 in the back of a gray bovine transport unit. 422 00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,874 Well, this is terrible. 423 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:15,775 Wait a minute, who called this tip in? 424 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,320 - It's impossible to say. - They said the drugs were 425 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,924 in the back of a bovine transport unit. 426 00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:21,657 - Who calls it that? - Everyone. That's what they're called. 427 00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:24,833 Yeah, if you're a robot, 428 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,149 and you're the only robot I know, sir. 429 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,493 (ROBOTIC INFLECTION) Bovine. Transport. Unit. 430 00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:32,587 - Meep-morp. Zeep. - This is preposterous. 431 00:15:32,607 --> 00:15:34,071 - What are you implying? - Let me see your phone. 432 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,356 - I wanna see your call history. - No. 433 00:15:35,388 --> 00:15:36,353 - Let me see it! - No... 434 00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,796 - no! Get away! - Give it to me! 435 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:39,329 Guys, come on. Break it up! 436 00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:40,362 (BOTH GRUNT) 437 00:15:40,362 --> 00:15:41,659 Ah-ha! 438 00:15:41,749 --> 00:15:44,957 25 minutes ago, outgoing call to 911. 439 00:15:44,972 --> 00:15:46,950 You sabotaged us, Mr. Robot! 440 00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:49,776 Not the TV show, but the point is, you sabotaged us! 441 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,793 Terry, would you do the honors? 442 00:15:51,824 --> 00:15:53,583 (YELLS) Why? 443 00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:57,852 You called the pigs on us? 444 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:58,990 I don't know how this happened. 445 00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:00,809 - Perhaps it was a bottom dial. - Liar. 446 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,786 The reason you said you knew you'd never become Commissioner 447 00:16:02,806 --> 00:16:03,965 is 'cause you were making sure of it. 448 00:16:03,986 --> 00:16:05,775 You've been sabotaging us from the beginning. 449 00:16:05,805 --> 00:16:06,862 Oh, please. 450 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,028 You drove by Nakatomi Plaza on purpose, didn't you? 451 00:16:09,073 --> 00:16:11,898 You knew I would see it and go insane and have to go inside, 452 00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,529 and then you trapped us in there, didn't you? 453 00:16:13,582 --> 00:16:16,449 - Didn't you? - Fine. I did. 454 00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:18,558 Over here is the elevator where McClane... 455 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,868 put the "now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho" down. 456 00:16:20,921 --> 00:16:22,307 Take my picture with it! 457 00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:24,560 And there were plenty of rental cars at the airport, weren't there? 458 00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:27,187 - Hundreds. - And you broke the speedometer. And what else? 459 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,180 Did you somehow force Scully to stink up the RV 460 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,461 - so we'd have to stop more often? - It wasn't difficult. 461 00:16:31,481 --> 00:16:33,779 Three corndogs for 99 cents? 462 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:38,325 Who could possibly eat three corndogs and has a dollar? 463 00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:41,458 - (LIGHT MUSIC) - Oh, my God. 464 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,126 - Did you blow up the Creeper? - Not on purpose. 465 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,261 (ALL GROAN) 466 00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:47,970 Once I realized your revolting cheese puffs 467 00:16:48,011 --> 00:16:50,435 were made with some extremely unstable chemicals, 468 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:52,083 I deposited a few in the gas tank. 469 00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:53,409 I thought they'd shut the engine down. 470 00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:55,204 I didn't realize they'd ignite it. 471 00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:58,953 - You really shouldn't eat those, Peralta. - Don't tell me what to do, saboteur. 472 00:16:58,969 --> 00:17:01,373 How dare you make me this upset while I'm wearing this outfit? 473 00:17:01,393 --> 00:17:03,508 Look, we've been busting our asses the whole weekend 474 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:05,688 to try and get you back to New York in time, and for what? 475 00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:07,141 Is it all just a lie? 476 00:17:07,202 --> 00:17:09,637 Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt? 477 00:17:09,652 --> 00:17:12,031 - Do you even have a dog named Cheddar? - There's a Commissioners meeting, 478 00:17:12,046 --> 00:17:13,332 and I do have a dog named Cheddar. 479 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,613 Then why'd you do it? 480 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:18,272 I'm compromised. 481 00:17:18,397 --> 00:17:20,041 I made a decision a while ago, 482 00:17:20,061 --> 00:17:22,439 and now some people are holding it over my head. 483 00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:25,631 I'm afraid of what they'll ask me to do if I become Commissioner. 484 00:17:25,756 --> 00:17:27,470 You're compromised? 485 00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:31,206 How did this happen, Mr. Prevailing Traffic and Road Conditions? 486 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,226 It doesn't matter. 487 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,799 Seamus Murphy. 488 00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,506 - What? - Seamus Murphy, the gangster. 489 00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:39,333 He offered me info that would get you and Rosa out of prison, 490 00:17:39,338 --> 00:17:40,847 in exchange for a favor. 491 00:17:40,908 --> 00:17:43,719 And Holt told me to turn it down, because he said it was too risky. 492 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,878 But you didn't turn it down, did you, Captain? 493 00:17:46,072 --> 00:17:47,556 No, I did not. 494 00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:50,280 - Wait... - So you risked everything 495 00:17:50,296 --> 00:17:51,754 to get me and Rosa out of prison? 496 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,450 Oh, my God. You did all of this for us? 497 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,717 (EXHALES) 498 00:17:57,427 --> 00:18:00,152 I love you, Da... aptain... Daptain. 499 00:18:00,152 --> 00:18:01,489 It's the cool new way of saying Captain. 500 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:03,694 It's from the world of hip-hop. Love you. (SNIFFLES) 501 00:18:03,819 --> 00:18:06,128 Sir, why didn't you tell us? 502 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:08,563 I didn't want any of you entangled in this. 503 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,747 This is my decision, 504 00:18:09,768 --> 00:18:11,974 and it's also my responsibility. 505 00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:13,240 Sir, 506 00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:14,799 with all due respect, 507 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,036 the first thing that you taught me 508 00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:18,049 when you came to the Nine-Nine is that we're a team, 509 00:18:18,446 --> 00:18:21,149 so your responsibility is my responsibility too. 510 00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:23,233 - And mine. - And mine. 511 00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:24,972 - And mine. - And mine. 512 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,131 And mine. 513 00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,829 Six people seems like a lot. I mean, at some point, 514 00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:30,268 it's just too many cooks. 515 00:18:31,122 --> 00:18:33,373 - And mine. - You're gonna take that meeting, 516 00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:36,258 you're gonna get the job, and you're gonna become Commissioner, 517 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,231 and we'll all figure out what to do about Murphy. 518 00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:40,562 I'm touched... 519 00:18:40,595 --> 00:18:42,751 But it's moved. We've missed the cargo plane. 520 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:44,434 And now there's no way to get back in time 521 00:18:44,441 --> 00:18:46,067 - for me to make my meeting. - Nuh-uh. 522 00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:47,513 - Amy? - What up, bro? 523 00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:49,709 I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder, 524 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,384 and I need you to climb pretty high. 525 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,873 - How high? - Remember that time 526 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,286 we went to the deli for cold cuts, 527 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:55,450 and the ticket machine was broken, 528 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,060 so you found out what time everyone arrived 529 00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:58,338 and made them get in a single-file line 530 00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,595 - from earliest to latest? - Yeah. 531 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,748 Higher. 532 00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:03,370 Copy that. 533 00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:05,825 (INHALING SHARPLY, HUFFING) 534 00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:07,846 You might wanna stand back for this, sir. 535 00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,697 - It can get pretty intense. - (YELLING) 536 00:19:10,728 --> 00:19:13,060 All right, you mooks, our union health plan 537 00:19:13,076 --> 00:19:15,689 has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. 538 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,375 Scully will fake a medical emergency. 539 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,525 Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one. 540 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:20,707 Great. You call an ambulance, 541 00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,764 and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. 542 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,407 The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, 543 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,233 so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. 544 00:19:27,302 --> 00:19:29,623 There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. 545 00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,014 Of course, they can't take passengers, 546 00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:34,145 but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, 547 00:19:34,157 --> 00:19:36,268 police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane 548 00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:37,536 in the interest of national security. 549 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:39,350 The crop duster will land at an airstrip... 550 00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:41,919 outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, 551 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,810 jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York, 552 00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:44,956 arriving at 9:26. 553 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,312 Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. 554 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,929 From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. 555 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:51,506 You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting 556 00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,519 with five minutes to spare. (INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES) 557 00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:56,335 (ALL CLAPPING) 558 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,979 Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move! 559 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,043 (MUMBLES) I love her. 560 00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:04,476 ALL: ♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪ 561 00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:05,813 ♫ BEASTIE BOYS' "NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN" ♫ 562 00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:09,121 ♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪ 563 00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:11,581 Yes! We did it! 564 00:20:11,607 --> 00:20:13,208 - I can't believe we did it! - (EXHALES) 565 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,454 Peralta, thank you 566 00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:17,340 for not quitting on me. 567 00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,881 Of course, sir. Go get 'em. 568 00:20:20,064 --> 00:20:22,017 Wait, wait! Just one more thing. 569 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,828 Your first class mint? 570 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,039 I know how important this is to you. 571 00:20:27,054 --> 00:20:29,173 You know what really makes a trip first class? 572 00:20:29,244 --> 00:20:30,800 It's not the extra leg room 573 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,736 - or the complimentary drinks... - Actually, Terry, 574 00:20:32,761 --> 00:20:33,976 we don't really have time for a speech right now. 575 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,989 Fine, your breath sucks! Just pop it and go! 576 00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:37,753 (LIGHT MUSIC) 577 00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:39,265 It's good to be home. 578 00:20:39,649 --> 00:20:41,173 Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh! 579 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,985 - Drink this instead. - A mimosa! 580 00:20:44,005 --> 00:20:45,948 Made with First Class Champagne. 581 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,249 That's the brand name. It's from Arkansas. 582 00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:49,509 I hope it's good. 583 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,478 - Hell yeah! - Really? 584 00:20:52,488 --> 00:20:54,914 No, it's terrible, but I really appreciate the thought. 585 00:20:54,938 --> 00:20:55,939 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh, I'll take it. 586 00:20:55,974 --> 00:20:57,435 - Hey. - Hey. 587 00:20:58,141 --> 00:21:00,286 So, I didn't say anything about being bi, 588 00:21:00,296 --> 00:21:02,166 because I didn't think it was anybody's business. 589 00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:04,560 And I also didn't want anything to change. 590 00:21:04,641 --> 00:21:06,695 I get it. I'm sorry I was so nosy. 591 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:09,786 It actually felt really good to tell somebody on the squad, finally. 592 00:21:10,596 --> 00:21:12,764 - I'm glad it was you. - All right. 593 00:21:12,889 --> 00:21:16,472 Also, now we go back to never talking about my love life again. 594 00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:19,260 Uh, request denied. Is her name Anne? Meredith? Kim? 595 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:21,289 - Erica? Moana? - Captain Holt! 596 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,799 It's official. My hat is in the ring for Commissioner. 597 00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:25,260 (ALL CHEER) 598 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,976 I still don't know how we're gonna deal with the 599 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:31,448 - Murphy complication. - Two words: laser jails. 600 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,990 - But, you know, we'll figure it out. - Nine-Nine! 601 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:35,413 ALL: Nine-Nine! 602 00:21:35,446 --> 00:21:37,790 - Not a doctor. - (COW MOOS)