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- Oh hello.
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Guys, guys, guys, check it out.
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Hitchcock fell asleep
in the break room,
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so I put his hand
in a bowl of warm water.
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- Come on, man.
That's the stupidest prank ever.
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- Uh, no, it's the smartest
because it involves biology.
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I bet it worked already.
Let's go check.
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Hitchcock, no!
- He's drowning, he's drowning!
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- Save him, man!
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- I take it back, Jake.
Great prank.
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- Is everyone packed
for the 28th annual
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Tri-State Police Officers
Convention?
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I hear Bill Powell's giving
a lecture on advances
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in appellate court
e-filing techniques.
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Phew, talk about "can't miss."
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- Yeah, we don't really go
for the talks.
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We're more interested
in the extracurriculars.
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Fart-five.
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- Of course, Rochester has much
to offer in that sphere.
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For instance,
it's famed thermometer museum.
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- Thermometer museum?
Uh, no thanky.
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Here's what a-we are all about.
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One, free hotel rooms.
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- I get to sleep
in a bed by myself.
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No wife, no kids,
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just Terry starfishing
on a Cal King.
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- Two, a huge hall
full of cool police tech.
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- Last year,
I got to try out a heat ray.
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- Three, the Buffalo P.D.
always throws an insane party.
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Last year, Amy got so drunk,
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she jumped a police horse
into the pool.
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- Eight-drink Amy is
an equestrian,
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and she's real bad at it.
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- This isn't an excuse
for you to party.
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This is a police convention,
not the Newport Folk Festival.
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- Come on, sir.
It's been a hard year.
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I mean, frankly,
we could all use a party
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to blow off some steam.
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First we were
on the night shift,
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en the precinct
almost got shut down.
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- I got hit by a bus.
on the night shift,
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- Well,
we have been through a lot,
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but, frankly,
our reputation has taken a hit.
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That's why
I'm running for a seat
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on the convention's
board of directors.
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If I win, it will look good
for the precinct.
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So please don't do anything
to jeopardize that.
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Understood?
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Dismissed.
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- That's a big ole bummer.
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- All right, everybody,
just relax.
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We're still gonna have
a great time.
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If there's one thing I know,
it's how to sneak out to a party
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without your parents nding out.
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I used to do it all the time.
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Well, I did it a few times.
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Once, to go to a
Magic: the Gathering tournament.
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I got stuck in the window
like Winnie-the-Pooh.
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There, okay?
Now you know everything.
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My mom had to pull me back in
by my ponytail.
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All right, let's party!
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- What is taking so long
with those keys?
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I gotta hit that pillow top.
It's starfish o'clock.
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- Guys, guys, they're here.
Hey, hey, what's up B.P.D.,
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aka Buffalo Party Department.
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That is gold.
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You guys coming tonight, right?
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- Obviously, it's the only
reason any of us are cops.
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- All right, detectives,
here are your room assignments.
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Uh... wait a minute.
What's going on here?
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You guys planning a party?
- What?
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No, we're just debating
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our favorite parts
of the conference.
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He likes his Q&A's moderated.
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I like mine unmoderated.
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- Why is that?
- I just... I'm just...
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sick of the moderator bias.
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- I couldn't agree more.
Your story checks out.
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See you at the party.
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Let's check out some tech.
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Ooh, look.
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This is a long-range
heart beat detector.
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You can hear a human pulse
through walls.
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- Oh, I am so sorry.
- Oh, whoa.
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- Excuse me.
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- Oh, my God,
it's like a She-Scully.
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- I'm, hi.
Uh, Norm.
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Uh, who are you?
- Shatz.
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Uh, Cindy Shatz.
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- Scully, shake her hand.
- Oh, uh, here I go.
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Meet to please you, Shatz.
- Your hands are so clammy.
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- I ate a bunch of clams earlier
and they still smell.
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- No, that's not what she meant.
- No, it was.
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Anyway, it was so nice
to meet you.
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- Why?
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- Okay, uh, I'll see you around.
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- Guys, I was just talking
to that amazing woman
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and I blacked out.
Did I get her number?
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- No, you chunked it.
- Ugh, of course I did.
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I'm not Hitchcock
when it comes to the ladies.
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- You don't wanna be.
- Oh, he's fearless.
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I once saw him ask out
a breastfeeding mother.
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- Ooh, look.
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It's a robot that can patrol
an empty building all by itself.
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Oh, no, this is how it starts.
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It's Skynet all over again.
Here, let's wait here a second
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and see if our future selves
show up
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and tell us to destroy it.
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Nope.
Looks like we're in the clear.
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It's kind of cute.
- Hey, check it out.
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It's called The Wasp.
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It's for dispersing crowds
of young people.
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It emits a sound that you can
only hear if you're 35 or under.
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Ah, I also hate the sound
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that I definitely hear.
- Me too.
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It's so high-pitched
or low-pitched.
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Oh, that was bogus
to the extreme.
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- So bogus and not tubular.
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My ears are ringing
from the pain of being young.
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- Ugh, so not gnarly.
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- Captain, you missed
the tech expo.
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We got all this swag.
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Six tote bags.
Terry can tote anything.
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Look, point at something,
I'll tote it.
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- Oh, no.
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Hold still.
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I'm gonna hide behind you
like you're a tree.
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- Uh, why are you doing that?
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- On the other side
of your trunk,
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is the worst person
I've ever met.
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Captain Jeffrey Bouché,
the living embodiment of evil.
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- Raymond Holt?
As I live and breathe.
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You have not aged a day.
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So how's Kevin?
How's Cheddar?
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Come on.
Tell me everything.
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- Kevin is fine.
Cheddar is a dog.
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He has no concept
of good or bad.
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- I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
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He's a very clever dog.
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Hey, I wanted to tell you
that I am also running
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for the board of directors.
- You are what?
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- Yeah, I had no idea
that you were running,
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but, listen, it doesn't matter
'cause you're gonna win anyway.
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I mean, you're Ray Holt.
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But look, I gotta go.
I will see you soon.
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I hope not.
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- You're being a little harsh
on him, Captain.
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- I've been up for promotions
against that man
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on six occasions,
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and he's prevailed
every single time.
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Why?
Because he's a snake.
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- Isn't it possible
he gets promotions
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because he's nice
and people like him?
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- Please, I hate
to say this about anyone,
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let alone a fellow officer,
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but that man is
full of balone-nya.
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- "Baloney."
- You're right.
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He's so vile, we should use
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the crude Americanization
of the word.
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He's full of baloney.
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- Holt went to bed early
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'cause his big speech is
in the morning.
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- Well, how do you know
he's in for the night?
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- Because his breakfast order
is hanging on the doorknob.
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Water, comma, hot.
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Muffin, comma, English.
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And that means it's time
for us to hard, comma, party.
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Hey, what happened?
- Sorry, bro, they busted us.
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- 'Cause the party got
too crazy?
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- Yeah, totally.
- They've been taking bribes.
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- No, it was because
of the party.
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That's what you should
tell everyone.
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- Oh, no.
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The party's not happening.
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That means we're just
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in a hotel in Rochester.
This is a nightmare.
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- I learned a bunch
of new dance moves for tonight.
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Ones where you move your butt.
- Ugh, screw this.
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I'm gonna get a ride back
to Brooklyn with some drifter.
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- No, we came here
to blow off steam
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and we're not gonna give up yet
'cause we're the Nine-Nine.
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We're gonna take matters into
our own hands Nine-Nine style.
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That's right, my friends.
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The Nine-Nine
is throwing a big...
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can I borrow $200 for alcohol?
- Mm-hmm.
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And they agreed to hook us up
for the party.
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Check it out. Disco lights,
sound system, and...
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beer cooler.
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Leak-free, insolated body bag.
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Our beer is dying to get inside.
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- I don't know, man.
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Holt didn't want us
going to a party,
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he certainly doesn't
want us throwing one.
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- Oh, poor, simple Terry.
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For such a bemuscled specimen,
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you certainly do
frighten easily.
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I promise you,
Holt won't find out.
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His room is all the way
across the hotel from ours.
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He insisted so he'd have
a view of the Rochester skyline.
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- Ah, drink it in, Peralta.
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The Mustard City.
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- Besides,
if he does leave his room,
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my new partner will warn me.
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New partner?
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- Hello.
- It's a robot!
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I can program it
to wait outside Holt's door,
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and if there's any movement,
it'll send us an alert.
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- All right, I'm in,
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but only because your robot
is so cool.
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- I don't know.
It's not that cool.
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I mean, all he's doing
is standing guard.
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I mean, I could do that.
- Awesome, if you do that,
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then K-13 can come to the party.
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I am programmed
to boogie my butt.
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- No, I'm going to the party.
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People prefer me over a robot.
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Right?
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- Hey, going pretty good, right?
- Hell, yes.
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It's like a Bonnie Raitt concert
in here.
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- No.
- Hey.
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We're about to do
the Taser challenge,
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you guys want in?
- What's the Taser challenge?
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- We tase each other,
then drink.
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- How do you win?
- What are you, a lawyer?
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You want in or not?
- Yeah, Terry.
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What're you, a lawyer?
It's Tasers.
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Get tased at a party, man.
Come on.
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- She's here.
She's here.
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Cindy Shatz is here.
What do I do?
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My face is so wet
and my mouth is so dry.
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- Okay, calm down.
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Remember, be direct.
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Women don't like
to play a lot of games.
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- I think we gotta
start simpler.
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Okay, Scully, smile at her,
don't fart.
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- He knows not to...
oh, you're writing that down.
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- This is good stuff.
What else you got?
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- Don't talk about
your foot fungus.
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Don't talk about
your eye fungus.
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Let's just say "fungus"
is off the table.
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- Oh, no, see you just wrote
the word "fungus" down
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and I feel like we're barreling
towards a misunderstanding.
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- Draw a circle around it
and then put a line through it.
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There you go.
- Believe in yourself.
247
00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,340
Be confident.
You're a sweet guy
248
00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:51,680
with a big heart.
- It's the size of a giraffe's.
249
00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,150
Pushes on my other organs.
- Okay, you got this.
250
00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:55,680
Don't talk about
the giraffe heart.
251
00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,850
All right, get outta here!
252
00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,860
- Hi, Cindy.
- Hey.
253
00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,760
- So guess what my eye and foot
have in common?
254
00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:04,690
- What?
255
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,830
- Uh... I can't say.
257
00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:11,100
Well, bye.
258
00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:12,700
Chug!
259
00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:15,700
- Jake, this party is insane.
Forget Bonnie Raitt,
260
00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:17,610
it's like the video
to "Love Shack" in here.
261
00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:20,710
- This is the greatest.
262
00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,640
Oh, God.
It's my new partner.
263
00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,773
- You guys are texting
each other now?
264
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:24,950
- It sends alerts.
265
00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,680
Holt left his room.
He's on his way here.
266
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,443
- Well, we gotta get everyone
out of the hallway.
267
00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:30,890
All right, be quiet!
Everybody, be quiet!
268
00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:32,950
- They're not listening to you.
Where's Amy?
269
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,090
She's great at shushing.
270
00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,730
- Wait, all of these dum-dums
are under 35.
271
00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:39,060
Let's use The Wasp.
- No.
272
00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:40,830
It'll hurt my young,
little ears so much.
273
00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,660
- Ah, come on.
274
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,700
- Attention,
our boss is headed this way.
275
00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:48,840
Everyone has
to clear the hallway right now.
276
00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:51,910
- Shh!
277
00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:53,810
Wow, she is great at shushing.
278
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,111
- I know,
she's like a librarian.
279
00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,480
- You mean,
like a sexy librarian?
280
00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,080
- No, a regular one.
281
00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,850
- Everyone,
you will go in the rooms
282
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,180
and you will go right now.
283
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,750
Don't make me count to three.
284
00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,520
- Shh, shh, shh.
285
00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,100
- Hey, Captain, what's up?
286
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,760
- Uh, which room is
Sergeant Jeffords?
287
00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,570
- Oh, Terry's in here
with me and Amy.
288
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,833
You know, we're just having
a low-key night
289
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,163
watching
"House Hunters International."
290
00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,670
This orthodontist really wants
to live in Panama
291
00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,770
with his strangely old wife
and won't say why.
292
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,710
- Can I talk to him?
- Uh, let me check.
293
00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,950
- Shh, shh.
294
00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:33,680
- Yeah, no, he's asleep.
Can I help you with something?
295
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,243
- I'm concerned
that my presentation isn't,
296
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,050
uh, "jazzy" enough
to compete with Jeffrey's.
297
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,890
He's such a showman.
- Yeah.
298
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,760
- I'm thinking about
augmenting the graphs
299
00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:44,890
with, um... color. - Sir.
301
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,790
- I know.
I'm debasing myself.
302
00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:50,600
Anyway, give this to Jeffords.
He's the artist.
303
00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:53,070
I'd like him to choose the, um...
- Color? - Yes.
305
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,970
- All right.
Oh, time to turn in.
306
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,800
Nighty, night.
307
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:59,540
Okay, he's gone.
308
00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,780
Now just gotta wait for K-13
to give us the all clear.
309
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,143
- Yeah, I wouldn't
hold your breath.
310
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,873
Dumb robot probably rolled
into the stairwell.
311
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,943
That's why you shouldn't be
best friends with this tin can.
312
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,580
- K-13 says we are G-2-G.
Amy?
313
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,650
- The shush is lifted.
Party time!
314
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,220
- Beer me!
315
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,160
- Yeah!
316
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,110
Mm, hey, Captain.
317
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,720
- Are you just waking up?
It's 11:00 a.m.
318
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:44,720
No, no, I'm just tired
319
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,850
'cause, um, I worked out
so much this morning.
320
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,460
- Ah.
- You know, squat 400
321
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,790
on the bench push fitness
and whatnot.
322
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:52,260
What's up?
- I need my laptop.
323
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:54,053
I wanna practice my speech
with the new colors beforehand
324
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,730
so I'm not alarmed
when they pop up.
325
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,000
- Right, right.
Um, I know that Terry
326
00:11:58,070 --> 00:11:59,700
definitely did do that work,
327
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:00,963
so I'll just go grab 'em.
- Okay.
328
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,800
- Uh, you wait here.
You can't come in because...
329
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,040
Amy's naked
330
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:09,180
and she's embarrassed
of her weird body.
331
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,510
Terry.
Terry.
332
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,750
Terry. Terry.
333
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,520
Why's my tongue so big?
334
00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:16,820
- Because you're a big person.
335
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:18,113
Holt is here.
He wants his presentation.
336
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,690
- The presentation!
I didn't do it.
337
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,760
Okay, I just need to add color.
338
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,853
It'll only take two minutes.
339
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,190
Stall him.
- Okay, no problem.
340
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:27,093
I'm definitely got two minutes
worth of stall material.
341
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,760
Okay, Sarge will be right out.
342
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,700
In the mean time,
why don't you and I just chat,
343
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:38,570
you know, for a couple minutes about...
brumpst.
345
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,870
- Brumpst?
346
00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,680
- Hold on.
347
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,903
I couldn't stall him,
he's too good,
348
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:44,810
it's not my fault.
349
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,013
Where are you
on the presentation?
350
00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,173
- Jake, Holt's laptop
isn't here.
351
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,480
It's gone.
352
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,520
In 90 minutes.
- I'm definitely all done,
353
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:56,020
but I'm worried, if you're going
up against Jeffrey,
354
00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:57,530
will color be enough?
355
00:12:57,590 --> 00:13:00,030
I was thinking,
slide transitions.
356
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,600
- Oh, good grief.
357
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,530
Very well.
You may add cross dissolves.
358
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,500
But so help me God, Jeffords,
if I see even one star wipe...
359
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,763
- I just need a half an hour.
- Perhaps I should supervise.
360
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,540
- No, you should
clear your head.
361
00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,540
Work out.
Rosa was just headed to the gym.
362
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:15,180
She'll keep you there.
Be right back.
363
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,710
Rosa, I need you
to workout with Holt
364
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,050
for the next half hour.
Cool?
365
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:20,180
Great.
366
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,250
I'll get your sneakers.
367
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,550
- This is invigorating,
isn't it?
368
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,390
- I can't believe you lost
the captain's laptop.
369
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,076
You were kind of
out of control last night.
370
00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:33,460
- I was not.
371
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:35,630
Although, pretty sure
my ribs are broken,
372
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,700
and I think I'm wearing
a pillowcase I cut holes in
373
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,130
as a shirt.
- We have to think.
374
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,200
Does anyone remember having
the laptop?
375
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,810
- Wait, we all left the room
and went somewhere
376
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,810
and I didn't want
to leave the computer behind
377
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,110
with so many strangers,
so I took it!
378
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,411
- Yes, Charles, you're a genius.
379
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,410
All right, we gotta split up
and search the hotel.
380
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,620
Wait a minute.
Why is my shoe all wet?
381
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:57,750
The pool!
382
00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:00,250
- Damn it.
No sign of the laptop.
383
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,760
What were we doing here?
384
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:04,430
- Look, there's Jake's shirt.
It looks burnt.
385
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,660
- Because I was on fire.
Hence the pillow shirt.
386
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:07,769
It's all coming back to me.
387
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:10,760
I'm a human torch!
388
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,363
Nope, it was just
that one memory.
389
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,500
This was a dead end.
390
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:15,803
- I remember
why you were on fire.
391
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,240
The State Troopers
brought fireworks.
392
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,633
- Yes.
We're unraveling the mystery.
393
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,448
It's like we're detectives.
- We are detectives.
394
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,280
- Right.
Another thing we remembered.
395
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,910
This is going great.
396
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,510
- Oh, Raymond.
397
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,280
Of course you have beaten me
to the gym.
398
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,750
You live life right.
It's amazing.
399
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,520
- Workout your legs, Jeffrey.
Not your mouth.
400
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:34,290
You are hilarious.
401
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,690
I am so psyched for your
presentation to the board.
402
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,753
I'm sure it's gonna be amazing.
- I'm gonna crush you
403
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,530
like a can
of diet seltzer water.
404
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,470
- I don't doubt it.
Well, I'm off to do some squats.
405
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:45,800
- Dumbass.
406
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,370
- Okay, so this is definitely
where we set off the fireworks,
407
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,770
but still no laptop.
408
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,640
- How did I catch on fire?
409
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,640
- Oh, no,
I just remembered something.
410
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,480
Terry feels bad.
411
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,280
What the hell was that?
412
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:05,490
Ah!
413
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,220
- Ah!
414
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,820
- Hence the chest pain,
415
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,320
but what was that loud crash?
416
00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:11,830
- I think that
might have been me.
417
00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:15,230
See you in hell, partner.
418
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,730
- You killed her?
419
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,670
- Her?
Oh, my God, it was a her.
420
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,700
You were replacing Amy, not me.
421
00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:24,310
What have I done?
- Wait, the robot has a camera.
422
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,910
Maybe she saw
who took the laptop.
423
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,840
There's the laptop bag.
- You think you're
424
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,980
so much better than me.
425
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,350
You're right.
- I'm just gonna fast forward.
426
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,210
- Oh, hey, robot.
427
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,043
I got something really cool
to show you on the balcony.
428
00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,820
I think you're
ally gonna like it.
429
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,020
Oh, you're heavy.
430
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,520
- Fast forward.
- Did you guys see that?
431
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,260
He put the bag down
behind the plant.
432
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:45,690
- Let's go.
433
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,000
Is it there?
Is it there?
434
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,760
- It's here!
- We did it!
435
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,500
We found the bag!
436
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,570
Oh, wait, hungover.
No spinning.
437
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,003
No spinning.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
438
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,540
I'm good.
439
00:15:58,610 --> 00:15:59,740
Oh, hey, hey!
440
00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:01,610
- Oh, Scully.
441
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,880
You bummed about Cindy
442
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:05,010
or you just feel at home
in a body bag?
443
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,710
- We use the same
medicated powder.
444
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,380
I could smell it.
445
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,020
She's my soul mate, Amy.
- So she doesn't like you.
446
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:13,350
It happens.
I mean, not to me,
447
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,890
but not everyone has
my combination
448
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,960
of elegance and charm
and grace and poise,
449
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:21,730
and then just gif-ability.
Some would say "jif,"
450
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,560
but then some would
also say "syrup."
451
00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:26,030
- Wait, what if we could
give Scully our personalities?
452
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,900
He would love that.
453
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,640
- We could talk to him
through an earpiece
454
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,910
and tell him what to say.
- Okay,
455
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:33,610
but can we attach
a string to it?
456
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,740
Last time I wore an earpiece,
it fell in.
457
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,610
- How you doing, Scully?
- Nervous.
458
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,810
I can feel my legs.
That never happens.
459
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,750
Something's wrong.
- Okay, just go up to her
460
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:42,950
and repeat what we say.
461
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,790
- I wasn't gonna...
- Hi, there.
462
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,190
- Scully, hey.
463
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,790
Cindy, there's something
I want to say to you.
464
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,490
- The moment I first saw you...
465
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,760
- You took my breath away.
466
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,930
Whenever I'm around you...
- My heart beats faster.
468
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,430
I know you're
going home today...
469
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,570
But I couldn't let you
leave without asking you out.
470
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,070
- Cindy Shatz...
- Cindy Shatz...
471
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,770
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Can I buy you a drink?
472
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:05,810
- No, I'm sorry.
473
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,670
I'm not interested.
474
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,940
- What?
- No.
475
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,480
- Guys, earpiece fell in.
476
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,850
- What on earth
took you so long?
477
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,650
- Yeah, where the frigging hell
were you?
478
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,013
- I was trying
to get the colors right,
479
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,420
but in the end,
480
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:20,820
I decided to just go with
your original black and white.
481
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:22,790
- It's probably even
one color too many.
482
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:25,930
Anyways, in you go.
483
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,460
Looking good, Diaz.
484
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,960
- Bite me.
- Okay.
485
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,660
- Uh, hello,
I'm Captain Raymond Holt,
486
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,600
and if I have the pleasure
of joining your board,
487
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:33,933
here are some of the things
that I would do.
488
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,500
- See?
It all worked out.
489
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:38,470
We threw a wild party with
absolutely zero consequences.
490
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,640
Jake, something's wrong.
491
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,810
- Oh, um...
492
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,480
oh, I don't know how that
got in there or what it is.
493
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,820
Um, I'll just, uh... next slide.
494
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,050
Well, that's strange.
Next slide.
495
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,450
Next.
Next.
496
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,490
Oh, I see what's happening here.
497
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,990
Uh, due to an issue
with the Internet cloud,
498
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,530
you are seeing
a series of pictures
499
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,630
that have nothing to do with me
500
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,630
or the 99th precinct.
501
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,900
- I don't get it.
Who even took these pictures?
502
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,030
- I did.
503
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,370
You guys should really be
a lot more careful
504
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,140
about leaving laptops
lying around.
505
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,710
For next year.
506
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,010
- Consequences.
507
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,850
What is happening
in this picture?
508
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,050
- Uh, that's me doing
a Jean-Claude Van Damme split
509
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,450
between two beds.
510
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,013
I had to wear my underwear
for flexibility.
511
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,660
- Mm-hmm, and, uh, Santiago?
512
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,130
- I believe that
is me throwing up
513
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,390
into a pillow case.
- Uh-oh.
514
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,037
- You have all embarrassed
the precinct.
515
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,900
Now when people think
of the Nine-Nine,
516
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,400
they'll think of, um...
517
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,570
oh, Detective Diaz filling
an iron with tequila.
518
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,200
- So I could make tequila steam.
519
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:44,863
- I can quite believe
I'm gonna say this,
520
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,840
t I'm sorry I even came
to Rochester.
521
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:52,734
- Hey, it's all right, Scully.
522
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,973
We'll find a way
to make it up to him.
523
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,680
- Ah, it's not about him, Jake.
524
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,920
I'm just sad because
I'm an unlovable sack of fungus,
525
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:00,490
and I'm gonna be alone forever.
526
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,390
- Oh, um...
527
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,420
hey, there's
probably someone out there for...
528
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,860
- We got this.
- Oh, thank God.
529
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:09,030
- Wow, pint of milk
on the rocks.
530
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,100
Real Scully move.
- Can I help you?
531
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:12,700
- Hi, we're friends of Scully's,
532
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,000
and we're not sure
why you rejected him?
533
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,900
- Now, we know
Scully's not perfect,
534
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,940
his hands smell like clams,
and, yeah,
535
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,710
over 75% of his body has died,
and...
536
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,410
- Gina, you can stop
listing things.
537
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,550
- Point is, he's a good guy.
538
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:26,750
You should give him a chance.
539
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,880
- I know, when I first meet him,
I was intrigued,
540
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:32,020
but then Mr. Confident
showed up,
541
00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:33,390
I'm not interested in that.
542
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,920
Confident people
are mean and selfish.
543
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:39,030
- Wait, you liked
awkward Scully?
544
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,060
Giraffe-heart Scully?
545
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,600
- Oh, my God,
he has a giraffe heart?
546
00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:45,100
Aww, I bet it pushes
on his organs.
547
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:49,070
We'll be back in five minutes.
Wait right here.
548
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,940
Bartender,
can you top off her milk?
549
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,610
- Hey.
- Hey.
550
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,040
- You wanna hear a joke?
- Okay.
551
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,950
- I don't know any jokes.
I should go.
552
00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:01,550
- Oh, that's okay.
I don't know any jokes either.
553
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,750
- I slept in a body bag
last night.
554
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,760
- Whoa.
- They're so cute.
555
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,130
Oh, no, Scully, don't put
your finger in her mouth.
556
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,160
Oh, she likes it.
557
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,940
- Captain, I'm sorry
that things got out of hand,
558
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,970
but you can still be
on the board.
559
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,170
I read 85 pages
of the convention bylaws,
560
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,010
and...
- That was unnecessary.
561
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,010
I don't wanna be on the board.
- But I read bylaws.
562
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,243
- I wanna show you
a picture from last night
563
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,680
that really upset me.
- Okay,
564
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,480
but in my defense,
Rosa bet me 50 cents
565
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,773
that I couldn't drink
all that shampoo.
566
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,950
- That's not what I wanted to...
you drank shampoo?
567
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,120
- What?
No.
568
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,090
You're the one farting bubbles.
569
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,790
- This is what I wanted
to show you.
570
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,083
Do you know
what disappoints me most
571
00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:46,460
about this about this picture?
That I'm not in it.
572
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,130
I can't remember the last time
573
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,830
I saw the Nine-Nine so happy,
574
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,630
and I wasn't there.
- 'Cause you were working
575
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,033
on your presentation
to get us a win.
576
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,270
- Yeah, well,
it wasn't a real win.
577
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,140
I wish I had been in that photo.
- I know,
578
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:02,180
and I'm sorry you didn't
have more fun this weekend.
579
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,280
But it's not over, and we
are still in Rochester.
581
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,610
- What are you saying?
582
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,480
- I think you know
what I'm saying.
583
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,120
- What a thermometer.
584
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:14,150
Look at the mercury reservoir
on that mamacita.
585
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:17,790
Oh, Peralta, this is amazing.
I'm floating on air.
586
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,960
- Hey, everybody,
get in for a picture.
587
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,800
Excuse me, sir.
Can you take a picture of us?
588
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:22,960
- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
589
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:25,800
- Everybody say
Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.
590
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:28,170
Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit.
591
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:32,270
- Not a doctor.
Shh.