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I didn't wash my hands,
and I don't care.
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Yup.
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Cool to be some place
right when things get good, right?
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Another pitcher of
your strongest beer, please, good sir,
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and a glass thingie
to drink it out of.
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And one of whatever
this guy's having for that guy,
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and one of what
that guy's having for this guy.
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And another round for everyone, on me!
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That's right.
That's right.
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- Thanks, buddy.
- What's the occasion?
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Oh, I'm celebrating.
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My name's Jake Peralta,
and I just got fired from the NYPD.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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All right, listen up.
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What you're about to see
is highly disturbing,
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but please, no comments.
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This man is in pain,
so above all else, be kind.
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Good morning, Boyle.
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Let's just get it out there.
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Vivian broke up with me last night.
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I'm sorry, chucklebunny.
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Charles, wait!
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Yes?
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Your food dehydrator.
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Oh, God.
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It's official.
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The wedding's off, and
this is what I'm like now.
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- Life is a pit.
- Excuse me?
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I don't understand.
Did you already have
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a matrix getup at
home for some reason?
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No, Gina, I bought this with the money
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I was going to spend on
our honeymoon to cape canaveral.
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I'm so sorry, buddy.
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Don't be, I'm settling
into the darkness nicely.
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I definitely get you now.
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What you got there, Boyle?
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Eggs in a bag.
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Nothing brings me
joy anymore, not even food.
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Now, I only eat for sustenance.
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Smart.
Save that for later.
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Peralta?
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My office, now.
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Sir?
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Ah.
Commissioner Podolski.
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It's been a while.
Maybe because you haven't
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put any of my children
in handcuffs recently.
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Yay, enemies for life.
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Peralta, have you been
investigating Lucas Wint?
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Uh, yeah, I have.
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I think he's laundering money
for drug dealers.
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Don't be an idiot.
Lucas Wint is a civic leader.
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He runs a major charity,
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his community center is the
lifeblood of that neighborhood,
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and he officially claims
you have been harassing him.
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What?
That's insane.
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I've been trying to talk to him,
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and he keeps avoiding me
like a guilty person,
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so I approached him
at his weekly basketball game.
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Hey there, Wint, I got
a couple questions for you.
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I told you to back off.
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This is completely inappropriate.
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No, this is me scoring in your face!
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Kobe!
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Seemed like an obvious goal-tend,
but that's besides the point.
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Peralta, do you have any evidence
to support your suspicions?
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There's a lot of chatter
amongst low-level drug dealers.
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Chatter?
Sorry, I know.
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I hate that word too.
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Tittle-tattle.
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Just stay away from Wint.
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That's an order.
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Captain, I'm telling you
this is reliable tittle-tattle.
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You have to trust me.
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Trust me.
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It's in your best
interest to back off.
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Fine.
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But just for the record,
I think you're both wrong.
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Self dismissed.
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We have to help Charles.
He's devastated.
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I hate seeing him like this.
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Breakups are cartoony, thumbs down.
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They make people feel
face-with-xs-for-the-eyes.
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What does that even mean?
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The english language
cannot fully capture
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the depth and complexity
of my thoughts,
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so I'm incorporating emoji into my
speech to better express myself.
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Winky face.
Oh, lord.
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Listen, this is simple.
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Boyle needs a little rebound nooky.
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Eggplant emoji.
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Rosa, you wanna get on that?
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Don't make me rip your tongue off.
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I would talk to him, but
I don't think I have any advice.
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All of my breakups
have been completely mutual.
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This is the best possible
option for both of us.
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Agreed.
Take care.
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That was the end
of an eight-year relationship.
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You know, I haven't had
that many romantic breakups,
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but neither of my children
will speak to me anymore.
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All right.
None of you are any help.
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Sarge and I will cheer up Charles.
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Oh.
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He's not even chewing them anymore.
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Ugh.
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Listen to this text
Boyle just sent me.
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"I finally know what used napkins at
a barbecue restaurant feel like."
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I hate breakups.
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I hope I never go through one again.
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Really?
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You think you'll spend the rest
of your life with Teddy?
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What?
No.
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Maybe.
I don't know.
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Just saying getting
dumped is a nightmare.
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No arguments here.
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I remember my worst breakup.
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Eighth grade.
Jenny Gildenhorn.
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Hey, Jenny.
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Jake, I don't wanna go out anymore.
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I like Eddie Fung now.
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But it's my bar Mitzvah.
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We were gonna grind.
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That day, I truly became a man.
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Wonder where Eddie Fung is now.
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867 Clinton street, apartment 2A.
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I know exactly where that bastard is.
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Get down, it's Wint!
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Wha... Wint?
Holt told you to drop that.
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I thought we were working a burglary.
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I know, I lied.
Apology? Apology accepted.
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Look, Podolski is wrong.
Wint is guilty.
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Yesterday, I saw him get into a
car with a known drug dealer.
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I didn't have time to take a
picture, but today, I came prepared.
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Did you tell Holt what you saw?
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No, I don't trust him on this.
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How can you not trust Holt?
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He's the executor of my will.
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Wint has crazy ties to city hall.
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I just don't think Holt would
risk giving up his command.
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Anyway.
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Oh, crap.
Where'd he go?
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Hello, Detective Peralta.
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Amy.
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Tell me who's there.
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I'm blind.
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You disobeyed my direct orders
to drop this case.
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I staked out Wint 'cause I got a tip
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he was meeting up with a drug dealer.
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And why didn't you tell me about this?
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Because you told me to drop the case.
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Look, let's just agree to say "I'm
sorry" on the count of three.
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One, two, three.
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See? Now, I'm just
disappointed in both of us.
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This is unacceptable,
and you've crossed the line.
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Sir, I am Amy Santiago,
and I have something to say.
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I think you're wrong.
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I think Detective Peralta
is onto something,
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and you should let him pursue it.
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I'm Amy Santiago,
and I'm done talking.
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Good, because this is
none of your concern.
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Commissioner Podolski is bringing
you up on charges and specs.
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You're facing a six-month suspension,
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and you're on administrative
leave until the hearing.
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Now, get out of my office.
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Fine.
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Here's my gun and my badge.
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I don't need those.
You're not suspended yet.
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You're on administrative leave.
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You never let me do anything cool.
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Ah.
Good morning, Captain.
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I got you your favorite breakfast,
a plain bagel and a water.
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Don't try to soften me up.
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Why'd you ask me
to meet you in this alley
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in Bensonhurst at 9:00 in the morning?
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Look, my best chance
of not getting suspended
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is proving that Wint is guilty.
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I got a confidential
informant I need you to meet.
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You continue to work this case
against my direct orders?
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You astound me.
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Thank you, sir.
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You astound me as well.
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But I didn't find him.
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Santiago did.
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What is going on with you?
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I don't know, sir.
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We're both off-roading it here.
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My internal GPS has been
recalculating for a week.
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This is Isaac.
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He used to be a pusher
for the bay Ridge boys.
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Dude, drugs don't need pushing.
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They push themselves.
People love drugs.
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Tell him about the donations.
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All right, look,
every friday, I put cash
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into a duffel bag and bring it
to Wint community center,
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room 265, and they mark it down
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as a charitable donation
in their account book.
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Ergo, laundering.
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So why should we believe you?
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I don't care who you believe.
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Just know I hate those dudes now.
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They carved up my territory so
bad, I had to quit selling drugs,
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and I love selling drugs.
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It was my dream job.
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Sir, I filled out a warrant request
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to search the community center
for the account book.
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I need you to sign it
before I can take it to a judge.
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I know I'm asking you to stick your
neck out, but please trust me.
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Fine.
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But I'll be with you
every step of the way.
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You know, you should just
put a microchip in his neck
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like a little doggy.
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All right, Isaac, thank you.
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Yeah, you're done.
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All right, guys.
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We have Peralta's hearing at 4:00.
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Anybody seen Boyle?
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Present.
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He seems even worse than before.
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I lost Vivian,
and now I might lose Jake.
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I don't know what else to do.
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I've tried being supportive.
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I listened to him talk about
Vivian's lips for over two hours.
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He kept describing them as "ample."
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So ample.
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Rosa.
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Have you ever been dumped?
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No.
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In all my breakups,
I'm always the dumper.
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I know you're having a hard time,
but I think I can fix this.
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There's this thing that I
do whenever I... Feel.
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What?
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Burn everything.
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Okay.
This feels right.
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No, it's terrible!
Vivian, I won't let you burn!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ow!
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Ah!
Ooh!
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Ah!
Oh, that's so hot!
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What is that?
It's coffee.
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Hot coffee?
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Look at us, three rogue cops
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taking on a case the
commissioner told us to drop.
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Button up your jacket.
Sit up straight.
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Judge Mindel has a reputation
for being strict and proper.
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All right, no worries.
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I'll just act like you.
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Say something so I can get
the cadence of your voice down.
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I will not.
Perfect.
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I will not.
I... Will not.
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I will... Not.
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Have a seat, Detective.
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I will not.
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Excuse me?
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Uh, sorry.
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I meant out of respect,
I will choose to stand.
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Sit, I will not.
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This looks like it
was filled out by a toddler.
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Now, we're going to have to go
through this point by point.
257
00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:42,735
Justice cannot be rushed.
258
00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:46,071
But could it be
gently nudged into hyper speed?
259
00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:47,740
I take it you're the toddler.
260
00:09:48,842 --> 00:09:51,510
Excuse me a moment.
Mm-hmm.
261
00:09:51,511 --> 00:09:54,980
This is going terribly.
New plan.
262
00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:58,050
I'm gonna charm her.
263
00:09:58,051 --> 00:09:59,351
Oh, no.
264
00:09:59,386 --> 00:10:00,819
I'm sorry.
I had to take that.
265
00:10:00,854 --> 00:10:03,289
You gotta do what you gotta do.
266
00:10:03,323 --> 00:10:06,258
Captain Raymond Holt.
267
00:10:06,259 --> 00:10:09,462
What's up?
268
00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:14,233
You wanted to see me, sarge?
269
00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:16,335
Yeah, come on in, Boyle.
270
00:10:16,336 --> 00:10:17,336
Sorry to hear about your hand.
271
00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:18,571
Thanks.
272
00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:21,407
It makes it really hard
to manipulate my egg sack.
273
00:10:21,408 --> 00:10:23,209
Look.
Here's the deal.
274
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,311
I did my Junior year abroad in Tokyo.
275
00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:28,581
And my girlfriend Chiaki?
She broke my heart.
276
00:10:40,994 --> 00:10:43,729
I stared at the paper walls for weeks
277
00:10:43,763 --> 00:10:46,932
until my roommates showed me
how to vent my feelings.
278
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,206
Take a plate and smash it.
279
00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:56,275
Oh!
280
00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,476
Feels good.
Yeah!
281
00:10:57,477 --> 00:10:59,445
All right. Your turn, Boyle.
Okay.
282
00:10:59,446 --> 00:11:00,846
Vent those feelings!
Okay.
283
00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:03,482
Here we go, sarge.
Yeah.
284
00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:07,953
Oh, my testicles!
285
00:11:07,954 --> 00:11:09,955
We got a warrant.
But now, we need a plan.
286
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:11,724
We can't just go
in there in our uniforms.
287
00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:14,627
They'll destroy the evidence before
we even walk through the door.
288
00:11:14,628 --> 00:11:16,428
Good point, Captain Holt,
289
00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:19,932
or should I say
"Captain Raymond sex vibes"?
290
00:11:19,966 --> 00:11:21,600
Who knew you had such game?
291
00:11:21,635 --> 00:11:25,070
Yes, I've found that many women
want what they can't have.
292
00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:27,072
I get it.
Ew.
293
00:11:27,107 --> 00:11:29,230
What the hell is going on?
294
00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,577
According to
the community center calendar,
295
00:11:31,578 --> 00:11:33,484
amateur ballroom dancing competition.
296
00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,348
Ah, okay.
297
00:11:36,349 --> 00:11:38,050
I know how we're gonna blend in.
298
00:11:38,085 --> 00:11:41,787
- Don't say "thrift store."
- Thrift store!
299
00:11:49,262 --> 00:11:50,463
♪ I... ♪
300
00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:52,131
- ♪ I want to... ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪
301
00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:55,501
♪ For lettin' me be myself ♪
302
00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:57,303
♪ Again ♪
303
00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,775
♪ Thank you for let... ♪
304
00:12:02,776 --> 00:12:04,477
Jake, the overwhelming time pressure.
305
00:12:04,478 --> 00:12:05,611
Yep.
306
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,467
All right, Isaac said the account book
307
00:12:09,468 --> 00:12:11,689
was in room 265.
It's gotta be upstairs.
308
00:12:11,704 --> 00:12:13,204
Let's head up.
309
00:12:13,205 --> 00:12:14,906
Hey.
Where you goin'?
310
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,341
To the dance contest.
311
00:12:16,342 --> 00:12:19,177
I am nationally-recognized
fox-trotter Dave Blathis,
312
00:12:19,178 --> 00:12:24,082
and these are my proteges, Rhonda
Shawarma and Hank Frankel.
313
00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:25,450
I don't care who you are.
314
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:27,085
Upstairs is closed to the public.
315
00:12:27,119 --> 00:12:28,286
Fine.
316
00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:32,724
But we didn't have to endure this
crap when we danced in Barcelona.
317
00:12:32,725 --> 00:12:34,626
The hearing's
starting any second.
318
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:36,728
There may be another
staircase off the dance floor.
319
00:12:36,729 --> 00:12:37,896
I'll sign us up for the contest.
320
00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:39,364
Good idea.
Oh, and Amy.
321
00:12:39,365 --> 00:12:43,635
Hm? Your dress makes
you look like a mermaid.
322
00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:46,838
Okay, I'll see you in a little bit.
323
00:12:46,872 --> 00:12:48,673
I know we're all
concerned about Boyle,
324
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:51,676
but again, there is a solution.
325
00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:54,979
Forget your ex with meaningless sex.
326
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,484
It rhymes because it's true.
327
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,049
All right, everyone.
328
00:12:58,084 --> 00:13:00,018
Peralta needs us to stall.
329
00:13:00,019 --> 00:13:01,920
So just keep your answers long.
330
00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:04,789
Add stuff.
Embellish your asses off.
331
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:05,790
Boyle, you're first.
332
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,293
I don't know if I'm up for this.
333
00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:11,029
I'm so emotional.
I can barely think straight.
334
00:13:11,063 --> 00:13:12,964
Great.
Use that.
335
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:14,165
Embrace the void.
336
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,101
Would you say Detective Peralta
337
00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:18,269
was overly interested
in the Wint case?
338
00:13:18,304 --> 00:13:21,706
I only heard Detective Peralta
talk about Lucas Wint once.
339
00:13:21,741 --> 00:13:23,007
We were in my car.
340
00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:26,611
I took Vivian on our first
real date in that car.
341
00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,850
Vivian is my fiancee.
342
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,283
My ex-fiancee.
343
00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:33,785
My never-wife.
344
00:13:33,819 --> 00:13:35,887
Detective Boyle, if you could,
345
00:13:35,888 --> 00:13:37,956
please limit your comments
to the matter at hand.
346
00:13:37,957 --> 00:13:39,090
I will.
347
00:13:39,091 --> 00:13:40,792
I'd just like the record to reflect
348
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:46,364
that "matter at hand" was one of
Vivian's favorite expressions.
349
00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:47,499
We should try to blend in.
350
00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,033
Stretch your leg up over your head.
351
00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:51,736
What? You stretch
your leg up over your head.
352
00:13:51,771 --> 00:13:53,104
You think I wouldn't if I could?
353
00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:54,272
Ugh.
354
00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:57,208
Ooh, looks like
the Captain found a partner.
355
00:13:57,243 --> 00:13:58,543
Good lord.
356
00:13:58,544 --> 00:14:04,538
Okay, we begin with a free-dance
period to the spicy sounds of rumba.
357
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:09,120
All right.
The linoleum awaits, my dear.
358
00:14:09,155 --> 00:14:10,555
Oh, boy.
359
00:14:10,556 --> 00:14:12,123
I know we're undercover,
but I'm starting to get
360
00:14:12,124 --> 00:14:13,758
real nervous about this contest.
361
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:15,326
You need to see a therapist.
362
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:16,961
Yeah.
Let's dance this way.
363
00:14:16,996 --> 00:14:18,897
- Okay.
- Ho, hoo.
364
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:21,700
How did you manage to step on
both of my feet at the same time?
365
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:23,835
I'm horrible at this.
When can we stop?
366
00:14:23,869 --> 00:14:25,573
I'm horrible at this...
I know, I know.
367
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,539
Title of my sex tape.
368
00:14:27,573 --> 00:14:28,773
Huh, well done.
369
00:14:28,774 --> 00:14:30,709
Title of my sex tape.
370
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,510
Oh, my God, the Captain.
371
00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:34,913
He could really win this thing.
372
00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:36,648
How did you get so amazing at dancing?
373
00:14:36,682 --> 00:14:38,083
Jake, focus.
374
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,718
I found a back stairway over here.
375
00:14:39,719 --> 00:14:41,786
And spin.
376
00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:43,655
Who is he?
377
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,857
As far as I can recall,
Detective Peralta
378
00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:50,495
told me that...
379
00:14:50,496 --> 00:14:53,476
That...
380
00:14:53,899 --> 00:14:54,999
He...
381
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:57,869
No, I never heard
Jake talk about Wint.
382
00:14:57,903 --> 00:14:59,838
And the very fact
that you have him on trial
383
00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:01,692
is cat-doing- home-alone -face.
384
00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:03,069
Of...
385
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,776
Look, I've known Jake forever.
386
00:15:04,777 --> 00:15:07,645
Our friendship is little-boy-
holding-little-girl's-hand.
387
00:15:09,949 --> 00:15:13,585
God, that guard
by the door will not move.
388
00:15:13,586 --> 00:15:15,720
Uh-oh, he just made
eye contact with me.
389
00:15:15,721 --> 00:15:17,489
Play it cool.
Dance.
390
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:18,523
Dance, dance, dance.
391
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:19,691
You don't have to say "dance"
392
00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:21,659
every time you make a step.
393
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,894
Good call.
Hey.
394
00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:25,096
Do you want me to actually
show you how to do this
395
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,593
so you don't hurt yourself
and possibly others?
396
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,599
Yes.
Okay.
397
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:29,668
Ready?
398
00:15:29,669 --> 00:15:31,436
Mm-hmm.
399
00:15:35,408 --> 00:15:36,441
This is kinda fun.
400
00:15:36,442 --> 00:15:38,209
Yeah.
401
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,979
Maybe Teddy and I should take a class.
402
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,282
Yeah.
Maybe.
403
00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:45,450
Guys, we're running out of time.
404
00:15:45,451 --> 00:15:47,619
What's the plan?
That guard won't move.
405
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,853
We need a distraction.
406
00:15:48,854 --> 00:15:49,853
I'm on it.
407
00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:52,023
Dance, dance, dance, dance.
408
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:53,758
Oh, God!
Oh!
409
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:55,827
My ankle!
Sir, my ankle!
410
00:15:55,828 --> 00:15:57,662
Oh, I heard a pop!
I heard a pop!
411
00:15:57,663 --> 00:15:59,197
Is that bad?
Do you know if that's bad?
412
00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:02,000
Oh, God!
Oh, I live to dance!
413
00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:09,407
Ah.
Voila.
414
00:16:09,442 --> 00:16:12,110
So glad no one heard me say that.
415
00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:14,079
Gotcha.
416
00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:15,880
Aw, this is incredible.
417
00:16:15,881 --> 00:16:17,349
The account books have everything.
418
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,084
Dates, names, dollar amounts.
419
00:16:19,085 --> 00:16:21,286
I can't wait to show this to Podolski.
420
00:16:21,287 --> 00:16:24,621
I should probably slip in a
Miley-Cyrus-told-you-so face real quick.
421
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:26,224
It's hard to do on the move.
422
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:27,926
Peralta, wait.
423
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,328
Santiago, give us a minute.
424
00:16:30,329 --> 00:16:31,329
Sir?
425
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,397
I need you to do something.
426
00:16:32,398 --> 00:16:34,566
And it's gonna sound
crazy, but it's important,
427
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:37,736
and I need you to trust me.
428
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,671
So Detective Peralta...
429
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:42,919
Do you have any evidence you'd
like to present on your behalf?
430
00:16:43,476 --> 00:16:45,243
No.
431
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:47,278
I have nothing.
432
00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:51,562
Jake.
What happened?
433
00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:53,197
Did Holt ask you to get suspended?
434
00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:54,965
No, he told me to get fired.
435
00:16:54,966 --> 00:16:56,099
Why?
I don't know.
436
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,301
I'm kind of freaking out.
437
00:16:57,302 --> 00:17:00,037
He said to do it, and the next
thing I knew, I was just yelling.
438
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:03,140
And your mother!
All of your mothers.
439
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:04,641
And your grandmothers.
440
00:17:04,676 --> 00:17:07,244
And your grandmothers' little dogs.
441
00:17:07,278 --> 00:17:08,645
Are you done?
No, I'm not done!
442
00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:11,155
Aw, you're done!
You can't handle the me!
443
00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:12,549
- Oh, my God.
- Peralta!
444
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:14,351
Hey.
What's goin' on?
445
00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:16,320
This is special agent Clarke
with the FBI.
446
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:18,989
FBI?
We couldn't let you expose Lucas Wint.
447
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:22,192
It would've compromised a much larger
ongoing federal investigation.
448
00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:25,162
We believe that Wint has ties
to the Ianucci crime family.
449
00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,830
That's one of the best crime families.
450
00:17:26,831 --> 00:17:28,499
We needed you to get fired for real
451
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,135
because the Ianuccis
have moles inside the NYPD,
452
00:17:31,169 --> 00:17:32,636
and we need them to trust you.
453
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,204
Detective, we'd
like you to go undercover
454
00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:35,639
and help us with the investigation.
455
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,907
Okay, the answer is "yes."
456
00:17:36,908 --> 00:17:39,409
My name is Duncan buck.
457
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:42,546
I was raised on a oil rig
by 90 men and 1 prostitute.
458
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:43,814
We'd like you to be yourself.
459
00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:46,150
Even better.
This could be very dangerous.
460
00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:48,786
- So please, take some time, and...
- No need. I'm in.
461
00:17:48,787 --> 00:17:50,587
Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
462
00:17:50,622 --> 00:17:52,189
I don't think that's the expression.
463
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:55,282
Can you just let me have this?
464
00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:57,995
What I'm about to tell you
cannot leave this room.
465
00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,163
Detective Peralta will be going
466
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:01,064
in an undercover assignment
with the FBI.
467
00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:02,699
His cover story is that he was fired.
468
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,535
Oh, my God.
My heart just threw up.
469
00:18:04,569 --> 00:18:05,936
Look, they're saying
this assignment will last
470
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,938
about six months, so while I'm gone,
471
00:18:07,939 --> 00:18:10,073
Boyle, I want you to have my desk.
472
00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:11,575
I'll sit at it always.
473
00:18:11,609 --> 00:18:13,551
Rosa, you can have my locker.
474
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:14,411
Sweet.
475
00:18:14,412 --> 00:18:16,747
Amy, you can have
all of my open cases.
476
00:18:16,748 --> 00:18:17,848
Okay, that's enough.
477
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:20,517
Peralta doesn't have the
authority to do any of this.
478
00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:24,188
You will all sit at your own desk
and work the cases I assign you.
479
00:18:24,189 --> 00:18:27,825
But you will be missed.
480
00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:28,859
Thank you, Captain.
481
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:32,896
Thank you for trusting me.
482
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,498
Okay, now call us all names
483
00:18:34,499 --> 00:18:36,433
and storm out of here
for the benefit of the bullpen.
484
00:18:36,468 --> 00:18:38,202
This is the best day ever.
485
00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:41,805
I'll miss you guys.
486
00:18:41,806 --> 00:18:43,540
And your mother!
487
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,309
And your mother.
488
00:18:45,343 --> 00:18:47,578
You're all a bunch of pigs!
489
00:18:47,579 --> 00:18:50,848
I smell bacon!
490
00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:52,983
And guess what else, "Captain"?
491
00:18:53,017 --> 00:18:57,821
You can take this tie and shove
it straight into your hellhole!
492
00:18:57,822 --> 00:19:00,924
This whole place reeks of bacon.
493
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:02,192
And guess what?
494
00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:06,964
I'm going kosher 'cause
Jake-y don't dig on swine!
495
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:07,978
Whoo!
496
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,300
All right, everyone.
I wanna make a toast.
497
00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:12,369
To you guys.
498
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:15,272
You will never be Jake or Vivian,
but at least you're here.
499
00:19:15,273 --> 00:19:18,375
Ugh, I'm gonna go over by the
bar where I can hear you worse.
500
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:20,711
Oh, I get it.
I'd abandon me too.
501
00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:22,546
That's it.
Boyle, no more eggs.
502
00:19:22,547 --> 00:19:24,248
You are drinking your troubles away.
503
00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:25,449
Start with this.
504
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:26,917
I'm gonna get some
bottles from the bar.
505
00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:29,820
Make way! Large man
helping his little friend.
506
00:19:29,821 --> 00:19:32,589
Comin' through!
507
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:35,125
You're so lucky you've never
been through a painful breakup.
508
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:36,226
The only reason
they haven't been painful
509
00:19:36,227 --> 00:19:39,263
is 'cause the guys were all losers.
510
00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,597
I've never dated anyone good.
511
00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:42,056
Hmm.
512
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,202
Like you.
513
00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:51,809
Amy?
514
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,143
Hey, thought I missed you.
515
00:19:53,144 --> 00:19:55,512
Hey, Jake.
Amazing assignment.
516
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:58,215
I have to admit I'm a little jealous.
517
00:19:58,249 --> 00:19:59,717
Really?
Mm-hmm.
518
00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:01,085
Well, if you want,
I could help you get fired.
519
00:20:01,086 --> 00:20:02,986
I'm really good at it.
520
00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:04,288
Yeah.
521
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,223
This is real.
This is happening.
522
00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:08,225
Look...
523
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:09,760
I don't wanna be a jerk.
524
00:20:09,761 --> 00:20:13,931
I know you're dating Teddy,
and it's going really well.
525
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,465
It's just...
What's going on?
526
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,503
I don't know what's gonna
happen on this assignment.
527
00:20:19,504 --> 00:20:22,306
And if something bad goes down,
I think I'd be pissed at myself
528
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,241
if I didn't say this.
529
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:31,408
I kinda wish something could happen
between us, romantic-styles.
530
00:20:32,183 --> 00:20:33,784
And I know it can't
'cause you're with Teddy,
531
00:20:33,785 --> 00:20:38,122
and I'm going undercover,
and that's just how it is.
532
00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:42,893
But...
533
00:20:42,894 --> 00:20:46,864
Anyway, we're not supposed to
have any contact, so I should go.
534
00:20:46,865 --> 00:20:48,465
America needs me.
535
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,501
Bye.
536
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,672
And another round for everyone on me!
537
00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:56,974
Thanks, buddy.
538
00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:57,975
What's the occasion?
539
00:20:57,976 --> 00:20:59,843
Oh, I'm celebrating.
540
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:05,983
My name's Jake Peralta,
and I just got fired from the NYPD.
541
00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:09,953
I'm Leo...
Ianucci.
542
00:21:09,954 --> 00:21:13,157
Nice to meet you.
543
00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:31,742
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