1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,171 Ugh, motorcade duty. 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,539 So boring. 3 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:07,241 I honestly would rather sit around 4 00:00:07,242 --> 00:00:09,309 and listen to you talk about the right way to make paella. 5 00:00:09,344 --> 00:00:11,245 There's more than one right way to make paella, Jake. 6 00:00:11,246 --> 00:00:12,846 There are ten right ways. 7 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,715 You got classic Valencian, modern... 8 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:16,350 No, wait, stop. I changed my mind. 9 00:00:16,351 --> 00:00:18,852 I've made a horrible mistake. 10 00:00:18,887 --> 00:00:20,954 Hey, Rosa, just who I was looking for. 11 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,856 Quick question, can I have your friend Katie's phone number? 12 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,191 I want to ask her out. 13 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,093 No, I don't mix personal and professional. 14 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,028 You're never getting her number. 15 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:30,297 Never like, "we're never gonna have a black President" never? 16 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,365 'Cause that happened. 17 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:32,700 A real never. 18 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:34,535 Like if you ever ask me about this again, 19 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:37,371 you're never gonna be able to eat without a straw. 20 00:00:37,372 --> 00:00:39,940 Yeah, okay, well... you 21 00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:42,076 are on the wrong side of history, my friend. 22 00:00:42,077 --> 00:00:43,944 Katie, huh? 23 00:00:43,945 --> 00:00:46,213 Wow, I can't believe you're not still pining for Amy. 24 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:48,549 I mean, I pine for years. 25 00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,217 I still think about Mia, 26 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,418 the nurse that helped my nana pass. 27 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,720 Yes, I know. 28 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:53,921 You've told me, like, a hundred times 29 00:00:53,955 --> 00:00:55,322 about the time your nana collapsed 30 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,924 and accidentally pulled Mia's pants down. 31 00:00:56,925 --> 00:00:58,792 Best day of my life. 32 00:00:58,827 --> 00:01:00,307 I don't have feelings for Amy anymore. 33 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,262 So time for me to get out there 34 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,530 and spread my w... 35 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:04,732 Legs. 36 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,533 Get out there and spread my legs? 37 00:01:06,568 --> 00:01:08,035 Well, e-either way. 38 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,715 No, not either way. Only wings. 39 00:01:10,716 --> 00:01:14,545 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 40 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,459 Listen up. 41 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,028 There's been an issue with the motorcade. 42 00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:35,763 The serbian President is delayed in Washington, 43 00:01:35,764 --> 00:01:36,930 and we can't start locking down intersections 44 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,465 until he takes off. 45 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,833 Apparently he's on an important call 46 00:01:39,868 --> 00:01:41,769 with the Albanian President. 47 00:01:41,803 --> 00:01:44,805 Is that bujar nishani or is it still bamir topi? 48 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:46,607 Oh, ames, let me check. 49 00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:49,610 Hmm, it just says no one likes you. 50 00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,111 There's a three-hour delay, minimum. 51 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,113 Captain Holt and I will have to leave for a meeting 52 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,515 at one police plaza. 53 00:01:54,516 --> 00:01:56,283 You should all stay prepped and ready. 54 00:01:56,318 --> 00:01:58,152 Dismissed. 55 00:01:59,955 --> 00:02:01,422 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. 56 00:02:01,456 --> 00:02:03,457 Three-hour delay with no Holt or Terry? 57 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,825 Do you have any idea what this means? 58 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:06,327 Makeovers. No, Charles. 59 00:02:06,328 --> 00:02:07,895 The Jimmy jab games! 60 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:09,129 Yeah! 61 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,966 The first Jimmy jabs were held in 2008, 62 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,767 when the King of Iraq... 63 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:15,803 President, Iran. Armen Jimmy jab. 64 00:02:15,804 --> 00:02:17,838 Ahmadinejad. Came to New York, 65 00:02:17,839 --> 00:02:19,306 and were on call for nine glorious hours 66 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,674 in case there were protests. 67 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:22,977 On that day, a young genius 68 00:02:22,978 --> 00:02:24,044 named Jake Peralta 69 00:02:24,045 --> 00:02:25,813 used the last piece of his bagel 70 00:02:25,814 --> 00:02:28,148 to create the first Jimmy jab event. 71 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,184 The monster mouth bagel toss. 72 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,488 Oh. 73 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:35,823 And the rest was history. 74 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:37,024 As soon as Holt and Terry leave, 75 00:02:37,025 --> 00:02:40,160 we will commence with Jimmy jab seven, 76 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,396 circus of fools. 77 00:02:42,397 --> 00:02:43,397 Jimmy jabs... 78 00:02:43,398 --> 00:02:45,332 Jimmy jabs. 79 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,102 Jimmy jabs. Jimmy jabs. 80 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:50,204 Jimmy jabs! Jimmy jabs! 81 00:02:50,205 --> 00:02:51,505 Jimmy jabs! 82 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:53,741 Seems like we're ready for our meeting 83 00:02:53,742 --> 00:02:55,075 with deputy chief Wuntch. 84 00:02:55,076 --> 00:02:56,377 Is that how you plan on sitting? 85 00:02:56,378 --> 00:02:59,046 Leaning back like a matinee-goer? 86 00:02:59,047 --> 00:03:01,548 Madeline will eat you alive. 87 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,883 That's no better. 88 00:03:02,884 --> 00:03:04,685 Hands folded on your lap like a pervert. 89 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:06,854 Sir, what are you so nervous about? 90 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:08,289 There's a new drug in the precinct, 91 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:10,691 and we need updated narcotics field kits. 92 00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:12,526 All we're asking for is $1,200. 93 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:14,028 How could she say no to that? 94 00:03:14,029 --> 00:03:15,462 Sergeant, as long as I'm asking for it, 95 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,198 Madeline Wuntch can say no to anything. 96 00:03:19,601 --> 00:03:21,035 Ugh, may I? 97 00:03:21,036 --> 00:03:22,436 Those are my tissues, Raymond. 98 00:03:22,437 --> 00:03:23,771 If you were planning on sneezing, 99 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:26,273 you should have brought your own. 100 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,475 Sir, she's a deputy chief. 101 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:31,045 I'm sure she wants what's best for the community. 102 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:32,546 She doesn't care about the community. 103 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:35,316 She only cares about defeating me. 104 00:03:35,317 --> 00:03:36,884 This is war, sergeant. 105 00:03:36,885 --> 00:03:39,053 The war on Wuntch. 106 00:03:39,054 --> 00:03:41,555 Oh, good. You've named it. 107 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:43,891 So Jimmy jabs, huh? 108 00:03:43,892 --> 00:03:45,793 What do you say we make it interesting this year? 109 00:03:45,794 --> 00:03:47,795 Aha! We could play for Katie's number. 110 00:03:47,796 --> 00:03:49,230 No. 111 00:03:49,231 --> 00:03:51,065 Is this why you wanted to do Jimmy jabs? 112 00:03:51,066 --> 00:03:52,933 No. Yes. Why? What gave it away? 113 00:03:52,968 --> 00:03:54,602 You said, "aha" and snapped your fingers. 114 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:56,237 Ah. 115 00:03:56,238 --> 00:03:57,738 Oh, you wanna go out with Rosa's friend Katie? 116 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,273 That's great. She's cool. 117 00:03:59,274 --> 00:04:00,741 I know, but Rosa has this dumb rule 118 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:02,910 about not mixing work with personal stuff. 119 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,411 That's actually not a bad policy. 120 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,413 I once gave my aunt a jaywalking ticket, 121 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:09,149 and things really deteriorated between us. 122 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,618 Hmm. But Jake and Katie 123 00:04:10,619 --> 00:04:13,020 would be awesome together. I know, right? 124 00:04:13,021 --> 00:04:14,321 She's single. I'm single. 125 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,323 She's pretty. I'm pretty. 126 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,825 So it's settled. 127 00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:19,527 If I win the Jimmy jabs, you give me her number. 128 00:04:19,528 --> 00:04:21,262 And if I lose, you don't have to give it to me. 129 00:04:21,296 --> 00:04:22,429 I already don't have to give it to you. 130 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,031 All right, I'll give you $200, 131 00:04:24,032 --> 00:04:25,332 and I'll never ask you for another phone number again. 132 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,034 Done. 133 00:04:27,035 --> 00:04:29,270 Hello, Gina. 134 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:31,272 It's daylight, Boyle. Why are we talking? 135 00:04:31,273 --> 00:04:32,706 This is an emergency. 136 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,608 I've been filming my fitness routine 137 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:36,710 with the precinct camera to help improve my form. 138 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,646 That's where I got these tree trunks. 139 00:04:38,647 --> 00:04:41,148 But I realized that I left the tape 140 00:04:41,149 --> 00:04:42,983 in the camera, and now it's gone. 141 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:43,984 Who cares? 142 00:04:43,985 --> 00:04:45,953 Who cares? Who cares? 143 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:48,522 You probably will. 144 00:04:52,828 --> 00:04:55,696 Oh, Boyle, I love that you're trying 145 00:04:55,697 --> 00:04:57,565 to step up your sex game. 146 00:04:57,566 --> 00:05:00,134 But strength is not your issue. 147 00:05:00,135 --> 00:05:01,802 Stop humming. 148 00:05:01,837 --> 00:05:03,137 And it does not turn me on 149 00:05:03,138 --> 00:05:05,539 when you bend over and back up into me. 150 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,308 Did someone check out the camera this morning? 151 00:05:07,309 --> 00:05:08,509 Yes, Hitchcock. 152 00:05:08,543 --> 00:05:10,878 And if he sees it, he will tell everyone. 153 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:12,379 You need to get that damn tape. 154 00:05:12,414 --> 00:05:14,915 Okay. We're off. 155 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,217 You'll get word when the serbian President 156 00:05:16,218 --> 00:05:18,352 is wheels-up. You got it, sarge. 157 00:05:18,353 --> 00:05:19,687 We'll just be here till you get back. 158 00:05:19,688 --> 00:05:21,989 Calmly and respectfully prepping. 159 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:23,357 All right, they're gone! 160 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,025 Ceremonial bagel. 161 00:05:25,026 --> 00:05:26,360 Flask. 162 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:30,364 Flame. 163 00:05:30,365 --> 00:05:33,767 ♪ Jimmy jaaaaaabs ♪ 164 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,704 ♪ Jimmy jaaaah-aaaah ♪ 165 00:05:36,705 --> 00:05:39,039 ♪ Aaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaah ♪ 166 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,008 ♪ Ooooh ♪ 167 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:43,043 Let the games begin. 168 00:05:51,072 --> 00:05:53,740 Welcome to the Jimmy jabs. 169 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:55,275 We play for pride. 170 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:57,744 We play for the phone numbers of Rosa's friends. 171 00:05:57,745 --> 00:05:59,079 But most importantly, 172 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,748 we play to watch Amy lose. 173 00:06:01,749 --> 00:06:03,684 Nope. This is my year. It's my year too. 174 00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:04,851 Please don't align yourself with me. 175 00:06:04,852 --> 00:06:06,320 Why not? 176 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:08,121 Neither of you have ever come close to winning. 177 00:06:08,122 --> 00:06:09,556 You're exactly the same, 178 00:06:09,591 --> 00:06:12,459 just a couple of santiagos. 179 00:06:13,761 --> 00:06:17,431 But the real prize is the Winchester 3000, 180 00:06:17,465 --> 00:06:19,166 the only chair in the precinct 181 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,334 with minimal staining, 182 00:06:20,368 --> 00:06:21,602 good lumbar support, 183 00:06:21,603 --> 00:06:23,937 and no broken rolly-wheels. 184 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:24,972 Over to you, Gina. 185 00:06:24,973 --> 00:06:26,273 Thank you, Jake. 186 00:06:26,274 --> 00:06:28,075 Okay, guys, as usual, 187 00:06:28,109 --> 00:06:30,744 the loser of each event is eliminated from the games. 188 00:06:30,778 --> 00:06:34,514 The winner gets a bonus in the final round. 189 00:06:34,549 --> 00:06:37,551 Our first event is... 190 00:06:37,552 --> 00:06:38,952 "The mouthathon." 191 00:06:38,953 --> 00:06:41,288 In front of you is month-old Chinese food 192 00:06:41,289 --> 00:06:42,456 from the fridge. 193 00:06:42,457 --> 00:06:43,457 Go ahead and eat 194 00:06:43,491 --> 00:06:45,292 as much as you can stomach. 195 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:47,361 On your mark, 196 00:06:47,395 --> 00:06:49,296 get set, wahlberg! 197 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:53,634 Ugh! 198 00:06:53,635 --> 00:06:55,302 I can't do this to my mouth. 199 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:57,037 She's the love of my life. 200 00:06:57,038 --> 00:06:58,605 Charles is eliminated. 201 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,641 Ugh, I think this ball of soup is off. 202 00:07:00,642 --> 00:07:01,642 I'm out! 203 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:02,843 I can do this. 204 00:07:02,844 --> 00:07:04,545 I wanna win so bad. 205 00:07:04,546 --> 00:07:06,413 Oh, great. Here, quick. Let me take a picture. 206 00:07:06,414 --> 00:07:08,148 Oh, that's so cute. 207 00:07:08,182 --> 00:07:09,983 You've got a little bit of mold on the tip of your nose. 208 00:07:11,252 --> 00:07:14,221 I tried. I tried, but he's unbeatable. 209 00:07:16,424 --> 00:07:19,193 You guys know this is free, right? 210 00:07:20,662 --> 00:07:23,063 Hello, deputy chief Wuntch. 211 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:24,398 You've aged. 212 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:26,500 Stay seated. We can do this out here, 213 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:29,403 since you've already made yourselves comfortable. 214 00:07:29,404 --> 00:07:31,271 Sergeant Jeffords, why don't you just lie down? 215 00:07:31,272 --> 00:07:34,408 I can't sit any straighter than this. 216 00:07:34,442 --> 00:07:37,511 We're here about a new and very potent form of ecstasy, 217 00:07:37,512 --> 00:07:39,179 which has surfaced in our precinct. 218 00:07:39,214 --> 00:07:41,848 Street name, giggle pig. 219 00:07:41,849 --> 00:07:44,785 Hmm, an embarrassing blight growing right under your nose. 220 00:07:44,786 --> 00:07:46,119 Not unlike that moustache you had 221 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,387 when we first met. 222 00:07:47,422 --> 00:07:50,591 That moustache was era-appropriate. 223 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:52,092 The precinct just needs 224 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:53,527 updated field kits 225 00:07:53,528 --> 00:07:54,695 to help us combat the problem. 226 00:07:54,696 --> 00:07:56,196 This paperwork is a mess. 227 00:07:56,197 --> 00:07:58,398 A semicolon that should clearly be a full colon? 228 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:00,534 Was this prepared by a recent immigrant? 229 00:08:00,568 --> 00:08:02,269 It's just one typo. 230 00:08:02,303 --> 00:08:04,304 It's gibberish. 231 00:08:04,305 --> 00:08:05,873 Request denied. 232 00:08:09,377 --> 00:08:12,145 Wow. You were right. 233 00:08:12,146 --> 00:08:13,881 All it took was one mistake. 234 00:08:13,915 --> 00:08:15,716 You think that semicolon was a mistake? 235 00:08:15,717 --> 00:08:17,217 No, it was a juicy piece of bait, 236 00:08:17,218 --> 00:08:21,088 and she unhinged her jaw and swallowed it whole. 237 00:08:21,122 --> 00:08:23,724 So you wanted her to say no to us? 238 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:26,426 Rejecting a valid request for such a petty reason, 239 00:08:26,427 --> 00:08:29,062 that's all the ammunition I need to go over her head. 240 00:08:29,063 --> 00:08:31,398 I secretly scheduled us a one-on-one 241 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:34,434 with Madeline's boss, chief fisker. 242 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:37,004 You wanna hear the funniest thing ever? 243 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:41,375 I also split and infinitive, and she didn't notice. 244 00:08:43,745 --> 00:08:45,679 Hey, buddy. 245 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,215 Did you check out the department video camera by any chance? 246 00:08:48,249 --> 00:08:49,516 Yeah, I was gonna take it home 247 00:08:49,517 --> 00:08:50,851 and videotape the top of my head. 248 00:08:50,852 --> 00:08:52,886 I think I might be thinning up there. 249 00:08:52,921 --> 00:08:54,254 Cool, cool. 250 00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:56,256 So I accidentally left a tape in there, 251 00:08:56,257 --> 00:08:57,624 and I want it back. 252 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,126 Why? What's on it? 253 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,427 Nothing. 254 00:09:00,428 --> 00:09:02,663 I just really need it for no reason. 255 00:09:02,697 --> 00:09:04,832 Well, if you want that tape back, 256 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,733 I gotta get something in return. 257 00:09:06,768 --> 00:09:08,502 Are you blackmailing me? 258 00:09:08,503 --> 00:09:10,103 I don't have any money, Hitchcock. 259 00:09:10,104 --> 00:09:12,706 I'm still paying my uncle's funeral bills. 260 00:09:12,707 --> 00:09:14,808 I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess. 261 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:16,844 There's one thing I want, and it's not that big. 262 00:09:16,845 --> 00:09:19,613 I just want you to make me cool in everyone's eyes. 263 00:09:19,647 --> 00:09:21,448 Not that big? 264 00:09:21,449 --> 00:09:25,052 The Jimmy jabs has claimed its first victims. 265 00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:28,388 Boyle, you made no impact. 266 00:09:28,389 --> 00:09:32,192 Also, Detective Scully has withdrawn due to food poisoning, 267 00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:34,328 which I think we all saw coming. 268 00:09:34,362 --> 00:09:37,664 All right, the second event is "bulky bulky run run," 269 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,800 the bomb suit foot race. 270 00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:41,735 Sure hope I don't sprain my arm during the face, 271 00:09:41,736 --> 00:09:43,637 'cause I'm gonna be opening up a lot of doors 272 00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:45,038 for Katie on our date. 273 00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:47,608 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a gentleman. 274 00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,343 What are you doing, Jake? 275 00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:50,677 Trash talking you, 276 00:09:50,678 --> 00:09:52,012 while simultaneously proving 277 00:09:52,013 --> 00:09:53,480 that I will be respectful of your friend. 278 00:09:53,481 --> 00:09:54,782 It's a tough line to walk. 279 00:09:54,816 --> 00:09:56,316 Gotta loosen up 280 00:09:56,317 --> 00:09:57,651 my flower-buying fingers. 281 00:09:57,652 --> 00:09:59,987 I'm gonna go nuts on the daisies. 282 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,090 On your mark... 283 00:10:03,091 --> 00:10:04,158 Get set... 284 00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:05,159 Ruffalo! 285 00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:09,496 Go! 286 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,934 I'm doing it, Charles! 287 00:10:13,935 --> 00:10:15,769 I look cool! 288 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:16,937 Whaaow! 289 00:10:19,941 --> 00:10:22,509 The next event will be "keep your cover." 290 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:25,245 Contestants must craft an undercover persona 291 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,748 and talk to as many police officers as you can 292 00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:30,317 before being recognized. 293 00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:32,085 Pregnant. Nice. 294 00:10:32,086 --> 00:10:33,921 Means ya had sex. 295 00:10:33,955 --> 00:10:36,857 Damn right, I did. And I forgot my birth control. 296 00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:38,725 Yeah! Yah! 297 00:10:38,726 --> 00:10:41,095 I think the belly will draw attention away from my face. 298 00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:42,596 Smart. Like one big boob. Mm-hmm. 299 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:44,131 Jake will go first, 300 00:10:44,132 --> 00:10:45,599 then Amy, then Rosa. 301 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,501 On your mark, get set, 302 00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:48,535 Paul gosselaar! 303 00:10:50,138 --> 00:10:51,672 Please let me have the tape. 304 00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:52,906 No dice. 305 00:10:52,907 --> 00:10:54,908 I don't know how to make you cool. 306 00:10:54,909 --> 00:10:56,910 I'm not even that cool myself. 307 00:10:56,911 --> 00:10:59,367 I mean, sure, I have a pizza stone. You have cool friends. 308 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:00,748 Like Jake. 309 00:11:00,749 --> 00:11:02,483 I just wanna be part of a conversation 310 00:11:02,484 --> 00:11:05,452 where Jake uses my name and nobody insults me. 311 00:11:05,487 --> 00:11:07,221 Damn it! You ask too much. 312 00:11:07,255 --> 00:11:08,522 Ahh. 313 00:11:08,556 --> 00:11:10,457 I blew it. 314 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,380 I only got through two people. 315 00:11:12,393 --> 00:11:15,396 He's kicking so much. You wanna feel? 316 00:11:15,397 --> 00:11:17,564 No! That's a bad idea! 317 00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:21,101 Oh, my baby! It's on the side! 318 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,270 Oof. I got to six. 319 00:11:23,271 --> 00:11:25,305 Dumb baby! 320 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,641 People are right... They ruin everything! 321 00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:29,777 Hey, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! I wanna try. 322 00:11:29,778 --> 00:11:31,078 Let me be pregnant. 323 00:11:31,112 --> 00:11:32,413 Whoop! 324 00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:33,647 Adorable. Right? 325 00:11:33,681 --> 00:11:35,416 I can't believe I lost again! 326 00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:37,551 I was so psyched up for this. What happened? 327 00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:41,221 Well... maybe being so psyched up is what happened. 328 00:11:41,256 --> 00:11:43,357 Like every time we're doing police work, 329 00:11:43,358 --> 00:11:45,259 you're always super-smart and you stay calm 330 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:46,693 and take your time, 331 00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:48,462 but every time we do dumb games like this, 332 00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:50,798 you get all frantic and act like a crazy idiot. 333 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:54,068 My advice... next time don't act like a crazy idiot. 334 00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:56,837 Thanks. That's surprisingly insightful. 335 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:59,039 Yeah, well, motherhood... 336 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,908 Really opens a man's eyes. 337 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:03,043 I finally feel as if I'm part of something 338 00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:05,279 bigger than myself. All right. 339 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,280 Too much? Yeah. 340 00:12:06,281 --> 00:12:08,449 Peralta. What the hell? 341 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,684 Where were you? I got eliminated. 342 00:12:10,685 --> 00:12:12,786 'Scuse me, officer. 343 00:12:12,787 --> 00:12:14,855 Yes, sweetheart. Sweetheart? 344 00:12:14,856 --> 00:12:16,223 Seriously, Hank? Is that how you 345 00:12:16,224 --> 00:12:17,658 talk to women who come in here? 346 00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:19,030 Jimmy jabs. 347 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,861 I didn't even make it past one person. 348 00:12:20,895 --> 00:12:22,863 You're out? I'm in the finals? 349 00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:24,465 And all I have to do to get Katie's number 350 00:12:24,466 --> 00:12:26,100 is beat Amy? Oh, that's nothing. 351 00:12:26,134 --> 00:12:29,136 Hey! Don't you dare touch Amy Junior. 352 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,537 That's right. 353 00:12:30,538 --> 00:12:32,439 It's your baby! 354 00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:34,541 Are you sayin' I knocked you up? 355 00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:36,543 You sure did! Jake. 356 00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:38,712 Hmm? Can I talk to you for a second? 357 00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:40,814 Yeah, sure thing. Hold that. 358 00:12:40,815 --> 00:12:42,015 - Sure. - All right, Jake... 359 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,484 You wanna call off the bet? 360 00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:45,085 Seriously? You're gonna back out now 361 00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:46,353 just 'cause you're losing? 362 00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:47,721 What is this, a riverboat casino 363 00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,390 on the river of no rules? 364 00:12:49,424 --> 00:12:51,992 No. I'm giving you a chance to call off the bet 365 00:12:51,993 --> 00:12:54,061 because it's clear you don't actually want Katie's number 366 00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:55,729 because you're still into Amy. 367 00:12:55,764 --> 00:12:58,365 What? That's crazy. I just spent the whole day 368 00:12:58,366 --> 00:12:59,833 fighting for another girl's number. 369 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,802 Tsk. You spent the whole day flirting with Amy. 370 00:13:01,836 --> 00:13:03,871 Yeah, we're joking around because we're friends 371 00:13:03,872 --> 00:13:05,339 now that I've moved on. 372 00:13:05,373 --> 00:13:06,840 Then prove it. 373 00:13:06,841 --> 00:13:09,677 Beat Amy and don't flirt with her at all. 374 00:13:09,711 --> 00:13:12,279 Fine. Easy. But you better tell Katie 375 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,081 to clear her schedule out thursday for a date, 376 00:13:14,082 --> 00:13:15,916 'cause I am working nights until then, 377 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,551 and the following weekend, I am out of town. 378 00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:19,422 Let's do this! 379 00:13:22,409 --> 00:13:24,043 Hey, Jake. Question for ya. 380 00:13:24,077 --> 00:13:25,378 When I beat you, 381 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,979 which victory dance should I do? 382 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:30,149 This one? 383 00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:33,019 Or this one? 384 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:34,754 Oh, wow, okay. 385 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:40,459 Both are examples of victory dances. 386 00:13:40,494 --> 00:13:41,827 No comeback? 387 00:13:41,828 --> 00:13:43,929 After I burned you with those moves? 388 00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:46,132 You must be pretty nervous. 389 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,633 Yep. 390 00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:49,235 Hey, Jake. Hey, Charles. 391 00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:52,838 Who's this with me? 392 00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:55,241 Hitchcock? 393 00:13:57,277 --> 00:14:00,546 Well, we should go now. 394 00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,515 Wow! 395 00:14:02,516 --> 00:14:04,183 What a high! 396 00:14:04,184 --> 00:14:06,152 Do you guys feel this way all the time? 397 00:14:06,186 --> 00:14:08,187 I did what you wanted. Give me the tape. 398 00:14:08,188 --> 00:14:10,489 Oh, no, we're not done yet. 399 00:14:10,524 --> 00:14:12,692 Next, I want you to tell everyone 400 00:14:12,693 --> 00:14:14,360 you think I'm handsome. 401 00:14:14,361 --> 00:14:16,062 Make it seem natural. 402 00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,464 You are a monster! 403 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,901 So they're calling the drug "giggle pig"? 404 00:14:21,935 --> 00:14:23,603 Chief fisker. 405 00:14:23,637 --> 00:14:25,738 Sergeant Jeffords. Raymond. 406 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,106 Deputy chief Wuntch. 407 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:28,441 I didn't realize you'd be attending. 408 00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:29,909 I can tell. 409 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,944 You have more of a fly-catching gape than usual. 410 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:34,046 I've examined his proposal. 411 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,282 There's no proof that giggle pig is a serious problem. 412 00:14:36,316 --> 00:14:37,717 So we're just supposed to wait 413 00:14:37,718 --> 00:14:39,118 until it turns into an epidemic? 414 00:14:39,152 --> 00:14:41,387 You're like the league of nations in '36... 415 00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:44,390 Just hoping the abyssinian crisis resolves itself. 416 00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:47,760 That's the lesson you draw from the fall of addis ababa? 417 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,862 Raymond, you sound so naive. 418 00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:53,799 And you sound just like Victor Emmanuel III. 419 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,502 I have no idea who's winning. 420 00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:57,770 I am. 421 00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,171 Captain Holt, how serious a threat 422 00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,140 do you really think giggle pig poses? 423 00:15:01,174 --> 00:15:03,075 Very serious. Or it could be nothing. 424 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,744 Or it could be the new crack. 425 00:15:04,745 --> 00:15:06,112 The new crack? 426 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,980 And you only need $1,200 to fight it? 427 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,815 Well, in an ideal situation, 428 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,351 we would attack the problem with a lot more fire power, 429 00:15:12,352 --> 00:15:14,253 perhaps even a task force. 430 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:17,156 That makes sense. Let's make it happen. 431 00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:18,457 That was amazing! 432 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,259 We got a task force! 433 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,629 More importantly, Wuntch got served. 434 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:24,864 Oh, my God. 435 00:15:24,865 --> 00:15:27,433 Wuntch sounds like lunch. 436 00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:29,769 Now, this opens up so many new avenues... 437 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:30,937 You got your task force. 438 00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,571 I'm surprised. 439 00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:34,040 That's funny, after 20 years, I'd think you'd be 440 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,143 used to me slam-dunking in your face. 441 00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:38,844 I'm surprised you didn't see what was going on in there. 442 00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:41,013 I got you riled up, you oversold giggle pig, 443 00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,115 and now you're running an expensive task force 444 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,027 in a time of budget cuts. 445 00:15:45,052 --> 00:15:47,420 You better make some big arrests... and quick, 446 00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:51,324 or you'll be the poster boy for departmental waste. 447 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,626 Slam dunk... returned. 448 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,728 Not if we make those arrests. 449 00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,830 3-point dunk. 450 00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,966 You guys really don't know enough about basketball 451 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:02,003 to be doing this. 452 00:16:02,035 --> 00:16:04,003 Join hands, one and all, 453 00:16:04,037 --> 00:16:05,638 for we have reached the final event 454 00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:06,772 of the Jimmy jabs... 455 00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:08,641 the obstacle course. 456 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:10,610 Good luck. You're gonna need it. 457 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:14,413 Yes. We all need luck. 458 00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:16,315 Thank you for offering me some. 459 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,383 On your mark, 460 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,684 get Seth... 461 00:16:18,719 --> 00:16:20,686 - Rogen! - Go, Amy! 462 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:23,923 Contestants must make it past the barricade hurdles 463 00:16:23,924 --> 00:16:27,260 then use a bean bag gun to get a snack. 464 00:16:27,261 --> 00:16:28,661 Ah! 465 00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:31,664 You will eat the snack in its entirety. 466 00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,366 Ah! Mmm! 467 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,638 Come on... Close, close, close, close! 468 00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:40,806 Ah! Ugh! 469 00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:42,475 Next, head down to the first floor 470 00:16:42,509 --> 00:16:45,411 where you will locate a pamphlet about bullying. 471 00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:48,047 Then print out a picture of me 472 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,216 using a laptop from 1982 473 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,519 whoever grabs their printout first is the winner! 474 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,854 Aah! 475 00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:56,389 Surprise twist! 476 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,893 Aah! 477 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,461 What are you doing, Santiago? 478 00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:03,963 Go! 479 00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:06,566 Aah! You're burning my skin! 480 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,802 No broken rolly wheels! 481 00:17:11,772 --> 00:17:14,073 I did it! I took my time, 482 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,709 I wasn't a crazy idiot, and I won! 483 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,778 I finally ♪ wo-on ♪ 484 00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:20,546 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 485 00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:22,381 Yes! Ye... 486 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,586 What's going on here? 487 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,590 Someone answer him now! 488 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,158 Santiago! 489 00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:34,293 Peralta! 490 00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:37,296 Boyle? Hitchcock is very handsome. 491 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,631 Why, thank you, Boyle. 492 00:17:38,632 --> 00:17:40,633 No one has anything to say? 493 00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:43,903 Captain, what you just saw was the Jimmy jab games. 494 00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:46,172 It's a bunch of dumb contests we play to kill the time. 495 00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:47,640 Nobody even cares who wins. 496 00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:49,108 I won! 497 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,676 It's stupid, but we like it. 498 00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:53,246 Clean this up. Now. 499 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,117 Boyle, I'm ready to take this to the next stage. 500 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,086 You're gonna pierce my ear... wait. 501 00:18:00,087 --> 00:18:01,754 What are you doing in my locker? 502 00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:04,123 I can't do this. I can't make you look cool. 503 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,791 Because you're afraid that Jake and I 504 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,526 are gonna cut you out. 505 00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:09,829 Well, you're not wrong. I'm gonna find that tape. 506 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,097 You think I'd just leave 507 00:18:11,098 --> 00:18:12,765 something that valuable lying around? 508 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,167 I got it on me. Oh! 509 00:18:15,168 --> 00:18:17,303 Gimme that tape! 510 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,171 Ah! Gimme that tape! 511 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:21,974 Jake! Help me! 512 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,776 Ugh! Ah! Uhh! Ugh! 513 00:18:23,777 --> 00:18:25,711 The serbian President's plane is wheels up. 514 00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,813 Report to your motorcade positions immediately. 515 00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:29,715 Let's go! 516 00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:31,617 Hey, you gave it a good try. 517 00:18:31,618 --> 00:18:32,652 Sorry you lost. 518 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,955 No. It's for the best. 519 00:18:35,956 --> 00:18:37,456 I let Amy win. 520 00:18:37,457 --> 00:18:39,392 Close, close, close, close! 521 00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:40,826 Ah! Oh! 522 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,729 You're right. I'm not over her. 523 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,385 Boyle, get out. I need to talk to Jake. 524 00:18:51,386 --> 00:18:53,287 Okay. Bye! 525 00:18:53,288 --> 00:18:55,188 I warmed up the seat. 526 00:18:58,359 --> 00:18:59,793 Ugh, he did warm up the seat. 527 00:18:59,794 --> 00:19:01,194 It's like a fire pit. 528 00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:03,330 Look, if you're here for your $200, 529 00:19:03,364 --> 00:19:05,732 can I interest you in a check that will definitely bounce? 530 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,234 No. You will pay me in cash. Ok. 531 00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,038 Look, I thought I was over Amy, 532 00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:12,739 but clearly I'm not, you know? 533 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,074 I'm as frustrated as you are. 534 00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:15,876 I'm not frustrated. 535 00:19:15,877 --> 00:19:17,544 But I am not enjoying this. 536 00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:20,881 It is not like you to get hung up on a girl. 537 00:19:20,882 --> 00:19:22,082 I don't know what to do. 538 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,418 You call Katie. That's what you do. 539 00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:26,587 Only way to move on is to move on 540 00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:28,956 whether you think you're ready to or not. 541 00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:31,325 Gotta get out there, man. 542 00:19:31,326 --> 00:19:32,793 All right. 543 00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:34,294 Thank you. 544 00:19:34,329 --> 00:19:35,562 Good luck. 545 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:38,966 Are you okay, sir? 546 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,801 I don't want to sound dramatic, 547 00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:44,071 but today has been sub-optimal. 548 00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,606 That doesn't leave this office. 549 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,441 Muntch beat me. 550 00:19:47,475 --> 00:19:49,676 The squad was a disaster. 551 00:19:49,677 --> 00:19:51,912 And in the end, you know who I'm angriest with? 552 00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:54,147 Yourself? No. Muntch. 553 00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:56,450 I need this task force to succeed, 554 00:19:56,451 --> 00:19:58,185 and there's not a Detective here 555 00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,953 who's adult enough to lead it. 556 00:19:59,988 --> 00:20:01,822 Peralta and Santiago were cowards, 557 00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:03,624 Diaz was disrespectful, 558 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,093 and I just saw Hitchcock and Boyle 559 00:20:06,094 --> 00:20:08,124 fighting like children. 560 00:20:08,129 --> 00:20:09,563 Get off... Get off me! 561 00:20:09,597 --> 00:20:11,164 Hitchcock... Gimme that tape! 562 00:20:11,199 --> 00:20:12,766 You're squeezing my boobs! 563 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,103 Sir, I know you think Rosa disrespected you, 564 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:18,672 but I found her inspiring. 565 00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:19,906 She did what I should have done... 566 00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:21,642 Stand up and tell you the truth. 567 00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:24,111 And what truth is that? 568 00:20:24,112 --> 00:20:26,013 First, everyone else 569 00:20:26,014 --> 00:20:29,116 made this Wuntch-lunch connection instantly. 570 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,451 Second, Wuntch didn't beat you. 571 00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:33,420 She saddled me with this task force. 572 00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,622 You think she's consumed with pettiness? 573 00:20:35,623 --> 00:20:36,657 You're no better. 574 00:20:36,691 --> 00:20:39,126 Yes, the task force is risky, 575 00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:41,461 but it gives us a chance to do a lot of good 576 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:43,096 in the community. 577 00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:45,799 Sir, if you ask me, 578 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,069 you're acting like a real Victor Emmanuel III. 579 00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:51,939 You used that insult completely incorrectly. 580 00:20:51,973 --> 00:20:53,507 But... 581 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,643 I suppose I have let Madeline... distract me 582 00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:58,378 from our purpose. 583 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:01,682 Which is why I think Rosa should lead the task force. 584 00:21:01,683 --> 00:21:03,012 There's no B.S. with her. 585 00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:05,018 Agreed. 586 00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:07,854 Thank you, sergeant. 587 00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:11,525 And... I know you were lying about that Wuntch-lunch thing. 588 00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:13,022 That was mine. 589 00:21:14,862 --> 00:21:17,864 How was the motorcade? Any assassinations? 590 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:19,499 No. It was boring. 591 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,102 Mmm. Well, thanks for getting the tape back. 592 00:21:23,605 --> 00:21:24,871 Oh! 593 00:21:24,872 --> 00:21:27,240 Oh, guys! Oh! 594 00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:29,209 I'll see you tonight at my place? 595 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:31,345 God, I hate you. Don't be late. 596 00:21:31,346 --> 00:21:37,102 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/