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Wait for it...
Wait for it...
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9:01!
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Amy Santiago is officially
late for the first time ever.
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All right, let's do this.
Who's got theories?
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Uh...
Alarm didn't go off.
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All three alarms?
All with battery back-up?
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Come on, who wants
to take this seriously?
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Ooh!
She was taken in her sleep!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Super dark, Boyle,
but way more plausible
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than the sarge's idiotic
alarm clock theory.
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I bet she tucked herself
into bed too tight
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and got stuck.
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Mm, maybe she Fell
into another dimension
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where she's interesting.
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It's 9:00 A.M.
why is no one working?
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Amy Santiago is
a few minutes late,
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and we're all trying
to guess why.
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I'd like to play.
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I'd say she's in line
at the bank.
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- This is fun.
- It is fun,
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but you're
all wrong.
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She clearly slipped through
a subway grate
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and is having terrible sex
with a mole man.
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There she is.
Amy.
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Where have you been?
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We've been worried sick.
Do you care to explain yourself?
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I'm just 70 seconds late.
It's not a big deal.
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Don't worry about it.
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Santiago, you will tell us,
and you will tell us now.
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There was a problem
at the bank.
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Hot damn!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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So you nervous about
the trial tomorrow?
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The jewelry store
break-in?
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Diamond heist.
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It's like you're going
out of your way
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to make it sound
less cool.
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I think the conviction's
a slam dunk.
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Good.
Not to over state it,
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but I'm definitely
gonna die alone,
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and work is all I have.
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I take it dating's
not going well.
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What?
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No! It's awesome.
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What happened with
Rosa's friend, Katie?
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Yeah, she turned out to be
even more closed off than Rosa.
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So how long have
you known Rosa?
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None of your business.
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All right.
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But it's not just her.
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All the dates I've been on
lately have been lame.
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Maybe it's you.
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What are your moves?
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What do you talk about?
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Uh, my moves are fine, mom.
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I dazzle them with
a bad-ass cop story.
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Have you ever thought
about going
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with your
non-work interests?
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On my first date
with my wife,
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all we did was talk about
our mutual love of meat loaf.
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The singer
not the food.
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Oh, so the weirder
of the two choices.
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All right, fine.
I get what you're saying.
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Your wife's awesome
and I should do everything
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in my power to be
with her physically.
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I mean, no, not that.
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Don't talk about being a cop.
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Just talk about my own
interests.
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Exactly!
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Hey, she's cute.
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And alone.
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I'll try and find
our meatloaf.
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Go get her, little man.
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Hello there.
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Hi!
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Captain...
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We need to talk
about the union rep elections.
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Scully is running again,
unopposed.
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He is incompetent.
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If there's one thing
to take away
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from the new contract,
it's that holiday pay
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is "now capped."
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Or "not capped."
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In conclusion,
the word "capped" was said.
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Whoo!
Nailed it.
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The only reason Scully
does the job
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is because the annual
union meeting has a party sub.
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He's been a rep for 12 years,
and he still pronounces
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"union" as "onion."
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As management, I'm not allowed
to talk about union matters.
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Scully doesn't know
anything about our pensions
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and he has no idea
about the new
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disciplinary guidelines.
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What do you think, captain?
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What I think is,
I will continue
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to not talk
about this issue.
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Hey, you should run.
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Going to meetings,
writing stuff down.
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You love that nerd stuff.
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"Writing things down"
is nerdy?
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What do you do?
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I just forget stuff
like a cool person.
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Come on, admit it,
you care about this crap.
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Maybe.
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But I want to be
captain one day,
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and union reps are always
fighting with the brass.
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It's career suicide,
right, sir?
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Stop trying
to get me involved, Santiago.
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No! I'm already fighting
with the brass.
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Look at what you've done!
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Oh man, these look spicy!
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We may die tonight.
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You know, I actually
heard about a guy
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who died while eating hot wings.
Really?
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Yeah, he was terminally ill
beforehand though.
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Unrelated.
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I always thought I'd die
at the hands of my own clone.
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Well, that's why you have
to brand the number two
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into your clone's cheek.
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You shouldn't have a clone
if you don't know that.
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Yes.
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All right,
you ready?
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I'm ready.
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Here we go.
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That's nothing.
Amateur night.
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I can't believe this had three
peppers next to it on the menu...
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Oh, my God!
Ah!
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- Hot!
- Oh, so spicy!
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Drink the ranch!
Drink the ranch!
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Ah! Ah!
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Here's the stuff you left
at my place.
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Your sounds of Ibiza
sleep cd,
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seven phone chargers,
and an empty jar
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labeled "fire spirit."
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No, it's not empty.
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Well, here's your stuff.
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So I guess
it's officially over.
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It was slightly less gross
than I expected.
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Mm.
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Way to be.
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Uh, there is one
last thing.
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The luxury sex romp
we had planned this weekend.
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The hotel says the
"bubbles and bathrobes" package
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is non-refundable.
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See, that's why I didn't want
to pre-pay, Charles.
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Yeah, but that's why
we got such a good deal.
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One hour of free Wi-Fi!
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Don't worry,
you can have your half
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of the money back,
and I'll take the room.
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Pause.
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Okay, if one of us
is getting pampered all night,
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it's gonna be me.
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I want that room, Gina.
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You can't push me around.
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We're not poke pals
anymore!
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Ew!
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Amy Santiago,
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surprised
to see you walking around.
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Shouldn't you be
on your belly, you snake?
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Yeah, you snake!
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What is happening?
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You're running against me.
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What?
Rosa must've done this.
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I'll get her to stop.
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You know what really
burns my pants?
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I considered you
my best friend.
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What?
What?
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Hi.
Hey now.
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You are looking
very happy.
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I am.
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Guess what happened
last night.
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Sexy-times.
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Okay, now guess.
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Sexy-times!
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Yes! The whole night
was amazing.
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We totally hit it off.
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I found our meat loaf.
Wings.
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The band or the show?
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The food!
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We went back
to her place,
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watched die hards one
through with a vengeance,
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did some adult stuff,
and spent the rest of the night
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debating who's the better
ping-pong player.
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She was adorably wrong.
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How do you know
if you didn't play?
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Oh, we played,
which was difficult
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since she didn't have
a table or paddles.
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We had to use
an avocado pit as the ball.
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It was very messy.
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Hey guys.
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Ah, hello,
district attorney kurm.
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I got lucky last night.
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That's great.
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Yeah.
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So we have
a little delay.
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Gary, the defense attorney,
isn't gonna be here.
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Oh, is he sore
from high-fiving criminals
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he's gotten out of jail?
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Did he get
a murderer off
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who then murdered him
to celebrate?
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Yup.
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Anyway, Gary broke his leg,
so he's being replaced.
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Replaced?
He should be put down.
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Like a horse.
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So who's the new sub-human
piece of human garbage?
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Sophia Perez.
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Oh, God.
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Jake, this is bad!
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You slept with
a defense attorney.
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You literally slept
with the enemy.
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I know.
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Ah, it's like if John McClane
slept with Hans Gruber.
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Or even worse, Jeremy irons
from the third one.
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We didn't talk
about our jobs.
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How was I supposed
to know?
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Wait, are you sure
you want to do this?
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Let's go over
the events of tonight.
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We got drunk together,
I invited you
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up to my apartment,
and I kissed you first.
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No further questions.
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Okay.
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Uh-oh.
She's waving at you.
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Hey. All right,
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Be strong.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, so this is weird,
huh?
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Yeah. You never told me
you were a cop.
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Yeah, and you never told me
you were a lawyer.
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Well, I didn't wanna
intimidate you.
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Intimidate? Wow.
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Okay, well, not to burst
your bubble,
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but I'm only intimidated
by professions
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that have a moral compass,
like police officer.
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So you're intimidated
by your own job?
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"Oh, look at me.
I'm a lawyer.
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I'm so good
at word-using-itude."
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And yes, I know that
that wasn't a word, right.
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't even believe I have
to deal with you all week.
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Not a problem.
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This is clearly a conflict
of interest.
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So I'm just gonna talk
to the judge
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and have you kicked off
the case.
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Ha ha! No, there's no
conflict of interest.
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Because I'm not
interested in you.
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Ah.
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God, I can't believe
I slept with a cop.
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It's like a had sex
with Hans Gruber.
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What...
I'm not the Gruber!
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You're the Gruber!
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Die Hard.
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Captain, Rosa's trying
to make me run for union rep.
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You have to stop her.
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I cannot do that.
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As I told you, I'm not allowed
to get involved.
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It's too late anyway.
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You already have
a campaign slogan.
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"Pick Amy, dummies."
I wrote that.
261
00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,099
Tell her how good it is,
captain.
262
00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:30,433
Again, I cannot.
263
00:08:30,434 --> 00:08:32,769
Look, I love campaigning
and making signs.
264
00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:35,221
Lord knows I have enough
poster board at home.
265
00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:38,308
But captain, please tell her
I shouldn't run for union rep.
266
00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,943
I'm just gonna turn around
in my chair.
267
00:08:39,944 --> 00:08:43,747
So, Amy, you're saying
I should just return this...
268
00:08:43,748 --> 00:08:46,316
Button maker?
269
00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,619
You think you can tempt me
with a t150 button maker?
270
00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,254
Sir, you've gotta
see this.
271
00:08:51,255 --> 00:08:53,790
It doesn't even make
mirror-backs.
272
00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:54,791
This is a joke.
273
00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:55,792
Still not participating.
274
00:08:55,793 --> 00:08:57,627
I'm enjoying a magazine.
275
00:08:57,628 --> 00:08:59,095
Joke's on you, Amy.
You and Scully
276
00:08:59,096 --> 00:09:00,230
are giving campaign speeches
277
00:09:00,231 --> 00:09:01,914
in the briefing room
tomorrow.
278
00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:02,766
What?
279
00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:05,001
Sir, permission
to arrest Diaz
280
00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:06,136
for being a jerk.
281
00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:08,204
Permission to shoot Santiago
for being a coward.
282
00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:10,473
Stop it, both of you.
283
00:09:10,474 --> 00:09:11,675
Now you've done it.
284
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,810
You've made me turn my chair.
285
00:09:13,811 --> 00:09:16,880
I will not get involved,
and I will not have this office
286
00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:21,768
transformed into a house
of snipes and jabs.
287
00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,887
Dismissed.
288
00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:25,455
Full disclosure, your honor.
289
00:09:25,456 --> 00:09:27,324
Last night, miss Perez and I
got inebriated,
290
00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:29,826
and we had colitis.
291
00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:30,827
Colitis?
292
00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:32,111
Coitus.
293
00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:33,112
Yeah, that.
294
00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,065
A cop and a defense attorney
sleeping together.
295
00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:36,466
That's highly unusual.
296
00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:38,568
At the time, I did not know
she was a defense attorney.
297
00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:39,970
I should have been able
to guess, however,
298
00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:43,506
based on her ability
to lie all over me.
299
00:09:43,507 --> 00:09:45,108
Ha ha... a cop's attempt
to be clever.
300
00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:47,444
It's like watching a horse
try to eat with a fork.
301
00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:48,745
Majestic and hilarious?
302
00:09:48,746 --> 00:09:50,835
Take a cold shower, horn-dog,
we're at work.
303
00:09:50,836 --> 00:09:52,716
But in all seriousness,
your honor,
304
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,618
I do think she should
recuse herself from the trial.
305
00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:56,753
Why? You think I might tell
everybody in the courtroom
306
00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:58,288
that you like
to be the little spoon?
307
00:09:58,289 --> 00:09:59,656
Everyone likes
to be the little spoon.
308
00:09:59,657 --> 00:10:01,358
It makes you feel safe!
309
00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:02,733
Carl, back me up
on this.
310
00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,661
- Yes, little spoon all the way.
- See?
311
00:10:04,662 --> 00:10:06,129
Look, I'm not
recusing myself.
312
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:07,397
I talked to my client,
and he is fine
313
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,498
with me staying on.
314
00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:10,100
If the defendant
is okay with it,
315
00:10:10,101 --> 00:10:12,110
and you two can be mature
in the courtroom,
316
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,404
then I see no reason
why we can't proceed.
317
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,739
Great.
I can be mature.
318
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,241
Says the guy who uses
a sunglasses case as a wallet.
319
00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,743
Stuff can be two things.
320
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,344
Open up your refrigerator,
boom!
321
00:10:21,345 --> 00:10:22,746
Air conditioner.
Life hacked.
322
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,947
Carl, back me up.
323
00:10:23,948 --> 00:10:25,282
I mean, it's not
very green.
324
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:27,542
Oh, Carl.
325
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:28,585
Guys!
326
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:29,653
Guys, guys,
guys, guys!
327
00:10:29,654 --> 00:10:31,888
My pizza reviews
caught the eye
328
00:10:31,889 --> 00:10:35,392
of a Mr. Matt Pittle
of Pittle's vittles,
329
00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:36,927
my favorite food blog!
330
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,662
Wow, a local food blog.
331
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,063
It's all happening.
332
00:10:40,064 --> 00:10:42,332
Pittle wants to have a five- hour
dinner with me tonight.
333
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:45,936
Attention, skeezy nobodies!
334
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,737
Tina Knowles,
Beyonce's mom-ager,
335
00:10:47,738 --> 00:10:50,974
has contacted me and wants
to audition me tonight.
336
00:10:50,975 --> 00:10:53,067
I've transcended
you now.
337
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:56,738
Sounds like both of you
have pretty great plans tonight.
338
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,682
No! You wrote the email
from Pittle
339
00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:00,483
so I'd drop my claim
to the room.
340
00:11:00,484 --> 00:11:01,993
That blog is sacred.
341
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,454
You defiled
the most sacred
342
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:09,292
and most high
miss... Tina kno-w-les!
343
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,660
How dare you, Charles?
344
00:11:10,661 --> 00:11:12,495
How'd you get your voice
so high?
345
00:11:12,496 --> 00:11:14,097
I can take it higher.
346
00:11:14,098 --> 00:11:15,866
I wish you wouldn't.
347
00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:18,869
The room is mine,
you scab.
348
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,887
No, it's mine, Gina.
349
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,073
I'm not backing down
this time.
350
00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:24,875
I'm backing up.
351
00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:27,077
Beep, beep, beep.
352
00:11:30,381 --> 00:11:31,381
You nervous?
353
00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:32,616
Nope.
354
00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:34,885
I have an unimpeachable
eyewitness who saw everything.
355
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:36,052
Plus, I've got
a little something planned
356
00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,053
for our lawyer friend.
357
00:11:37,054 --> 00:11:38,488
Every time she
looks over,
358
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,457
I'm gonna hit her
with one of these.
359
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,292
It'll remind her
that we kissed,
360
00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:44,076
and that's how
I get in her head.
361
00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:45,428
I like it.
362
00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:46,897
You want me to flex
and make all the buttons
363
00:11:46,898 --> 00:11:47,898
pop off of my shirt?
364
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:50,233
Yes!
You can do that?
365
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:52,869
The challenge is keeping
the buttons on.
366
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:55,305
Oh, okay, okay,
okay, okay.
367
00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:57,174
And you're sure
this is the man
368
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,910
you saw leaving the store at
the time of the diamond heist?
369
00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:01,878
Nice. "Diamond heist,"
catching on.
370
00:12:01,879 --> 00:12:03,013
Uh, yeah.
That's the guy.
371
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,414
Now, Mr. Wells,
it says here
372
00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:08,485
you have a 2006 conviction
for perjury, is that correct?
373
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,153
Uh... yeah.
374
00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:11,588
It's okay.
I knew about that.
375
00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:13,323
And is Sidney Wells
actually your name,
376
00:12:13,324 --> 00:12:15,125
or is it Brian Davidson?
377
00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:16,526
Uh-oh.
Did not know about that one.
378
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,962
As in the Brian Davidson
who is facing fraud charges
379
00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:20,564
in New Jersey?
Yeah.
380
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:24,323
Or that. Oh, God... okay,
time to bust out the big guns.
381
00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:26,736
This is bad.
382
00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:28,271
Only the judge saw me.
383
00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:30,498
No further questions,
your honor.
384
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,509
Ugh, winking?
Real mature.
385
00:12:33,811 --> 00:12:35,111
Judge gave us a recess,
386
00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:36,179
but if we don't get
new evidence by tomorrow,
387
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,547
we have no chance.
388
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,840
Great pep talk, Carl.
389
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,132
Don't worry,
we'll get some evidence.
390
00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:43,386
Excuse me one second.
391
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,922
Hey, that wasn't cool.
392
00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:47,924
No. What wasn't cool was you
trying to air make-out
393
00:12:47,925 --> 00:12:48,925
with the judge.
394
00:12:48,926 --> 00:12:50,627
Those kisses
were meant for you!
395
00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:52,829
Not in a romantic way,
they were psych-out kisses.
396
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:54,297
Look, you know
your client did it.
397
00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:56,066
It doesn't matter
if my client did it or not.
398
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,602
That's what I've been saying.
It doesn't matter.
399
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,137
All right,
Scott, beat it.
400
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:01,638
Scott.
401
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:04,207
Look, my job is to make you
prove he did it.
402
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,076
It's the basis
of our entire justice system.
403
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,878
What, you think John Adams
was just some idiot?
404
00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:09,846
No, I think John Adams
was a mini-series
405
00:13:09,847 --> 00:13:12,121
I didn't watch because
it looked like a book.
406
00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:14,684
Look, without a credible
witness, your case is a mess.
407
00:13:14,685 --> 00:13:16,669
Kinda like your ping-pong
serve.
408
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,855
Oh, my God.
She smells so good.
409
00:13:18,856 --> 00:13:22,225
That avocado pit
was not regulation.
410
00:13:22,226 --> 00:13:23,759
Wish that had sounded cooler.
411
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,128
Come on, Terry,
let's go save the day.
412
00:13:25,129 --> 00:13:26,129
Carl, you wanna come?
413
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,764
No, thank you.
All right.
414
00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:31,518
All right, listen up.
415
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,625
We need more evidences
on this guy and we need it quick,
416
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,093
so no time for chit-chat.
417
00:13:35,094 --> 00:13:37,295
What's going on?
You love chit-chat.
418
00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:39,397
Yeah, also, your posture
seems off,
419
00:13:39,398 --> 00:13:40,932
like, it's good.
420
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,367
Because I'm being serious
421
00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:44,503
because I don't want
this perp to walk.
422
00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,705
This isn't about the perp.
423
00:13:46,706 --> 00:13:48,340
It's about this woman.
424
00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:50,242
Jake slept with her.
425
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:51,476
Oh, she's so pretty.
426
00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,845
She looks like the woman
on an olive oil bottle.
427
00:13:53,846 --> 00:13:54,846
Way to go, Jake.
428
00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:55,847
She's a defense attorney.
429
00:13:55,848 --> 00:13:58,150
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
Boo!
430
00:13:58,151 --> 00:14:00,452
Hey, guys,
let's take it easy on him.
431
00:14:00,453 --> 00:14:01,853
Thank you, Terry.
432
00:14:01,854 --> 00:14:04,222
But seriously, I think you need
to get checked for rabies.
433
00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:05,957
Hey, I have a good rabies guy,
if you need one.
434
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,425
Uh-huh. All right, listen.
435
00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:08,554
Can we focus up?
436
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:11,129
Our witness is useless,
so we either need to recover
437
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,765
the stolen gems or find
the break-in tool.
438
00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,100
What year was
the perp's house built in?
439
00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:17,302
Some of those old brownstones
had dumbwaiters.
440
00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:18,904
A perfect hiding spot.
441
00:14:18,905 --> 00:14:20,005
Good thinking, Amy.
442
00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:21,673
All right,
I'm gonna win this case
443
00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:23,642
and then we can put
my horrible sexual experience
444
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:25,610
- behind us forever.
- I don't know Jake.
445
00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:27,012
I'm afraid I'm gonna think
about it every time
446
00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,246
I look at your crotch.
447
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:31,082
Then stop looking
at my crotch!
448
00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:34,553
What are you doing?
449
00:14:34,554 --> 00:14:36,221
Just pointing people
to the one Detective
450
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:38,223
who actually wants to run
for union rep.
451
00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:40,292
Welcome to my nightmares,
Amy-Scully minotaur.
452
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,661
Pretty clever signing me up
for the speech this afternoon.
453
00:14:42,662 --> 00:14:43,695
But guess what?
454
00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:46,801
Mine is epically bad
and way too long.
455
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,100
There's a section where
I just pick people out
456
00:14:49,101 --> 00:14:50,368
of the crowd
and insult them.
457
00:14:50,369 --> 00:14:52,571
It gets really personal.
458
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:55,273
Did you know that Hitchcock
is technically "a bastard"?
459
00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:57,520
Santiago, can I talk
to you in my office?
460
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,769
Mm-hmm.
461
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:03,148
Blinds closed?
462
00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:06,551
Are we having a pow-wow?
463
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,753
As you know, I shouldn't
be talking about this election
464
00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:13,525
with any of my detectives,
but I will with you.
465
00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:14,659
Of course.
466
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,794
Because you trust me.
467
00:15:15,795 --> 00:15:18,374
Because you're royally
screwing up.
468
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,931
Oh, no, this isn't
a pow-wow.
469
00:15:19,932 --> 00:15:20,932
It's a haranguing.
470
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:21,967
You bet it is.
471
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:23,769
Stop trying to tank
this election.
472
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:26,371
You know damned well
you'd make a great union rep.
473
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,473
But, sir, I want to be
captain one day,
474
00:15:28,474 --> 00:15:30,909
and clashing with the brass
is career suicide.
475
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,677
Not for me.
476
00:15:32,678 --> 00:15:34,813
By my very nature,
I was constantly
477
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:36,715
in conflict
with my superiors.
478
00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:38,853
Listen, you're black
and gay,
479
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,553
so I think you should just take
all the black, gay cases.
480
00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:43,437
You know, the weird stuff.
481
00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:46,402
I strongly disagree.
482
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:51,630
But I still managed
to rise through the ranks.
483
00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:54,566
Run for union rep, Amy.
484
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,437
Okay. I'll do it.
485
00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:02,174
But never tell anyone
about this...
486
00:16:02,175 --> 00:16:03,043
Pow-wow.
487
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,843
You called it a pow-wow!
488
00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:07,112
So, Detective Peralta,
489
00:16:07,636 --> 00:16:09,759
you found some "new"
evidence last night.
490
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,008
I found some damning
new evidence last night.
491
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:14,519
It was hidden in an old
dumbwaiter
492
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,821
in the defendant's house.
493
00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:18,309
All his burglary tools,
including a glass cutter
494
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,991
he used to break
into the store.
495
00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:22,327
Yes, but isn't it possible
my client could've used
496
00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:25,430
the glass cutter for something
other than a robbery?
497
00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:29,367
I mean, after all,
stuff can do two things, right?
498
00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:30,736
Hey! I say that!
499
00:16:30,737 --> 00:16:31,737
That's my saying!
500
00:16:31,738 --> 00:16:33,105
Your honor,
she stole my saying.
501
00:16:33,106 --> 00:16:34,606
People don't own sayings.
502
00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,641
Please answer the question,
Detective.
503
00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:39,077
Fine. In the same bag
as the burglary tools,
504
00:16:39,078 --> 00:16:40,579
we also found shards
of glass.
505
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,114
And you expect us
to believe
506
00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:43,749
that you found
this new evidence yesterday
507
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,295
just as your case was
collapsing around you?
508
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,714
I certainly hope so,
because it's the truth.
509
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:50,922
In fact, I believe it was
the great John Adams
510
00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:54,960
who once said, "to believe
all men honest is folly.
511
00:16:54,961 --> 00:16:58,230
To believe none...
Is something worse."
512
00:16:58,231 --> 00:16:59,765
Let the record show
miss Perez looks stunned
513
00:16:59,766 --> 00:17:02,067
and defeated.
No further questions.
514
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:04,302
You're not allowed to say that.
Yup.
515
00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,729
Hey, captain, I have a juicy
little Boyle nugget
516
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,073
I'd like to drop on you.
517
00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:10,442
Okay,
please drop a nugget.
518
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:13,979
I think that the squad could
really increase its efficiency
519
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:17,716
if Gina spent the night
re-logging all our files
520
00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:18,786
with keywords.
521
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,219
The lady doth have the skills.
522
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,416
Funny, she was just telling me
how you should work all night.
523
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,501
Say what?
524
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,625
Gina.
525
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,026
Yes?
526
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,461
You've both made
compelling points
527
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:30,862
about the amount of work
that needs to be done
528
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:33,532
around here, so you'll both
be pulling overnight shifts.
529
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:39,014
Before you complain, I am
once again turning in my chair.
530
00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:43,775
Oh, sweet chair turn.
That's a real power move.
531
00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:45,010
So good.
532
00:17:45,011 --> 00:17:47,346
We, the jury,
find the defendant...
533
00:17:47,347 --> 00:17:50,482
Not guilty.
Oh, come on!
534
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:51,610
Ow!
535
00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:53,652
Oh, I'm in too much pain
to care how cool and strong
536
00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:54,720
that made me look.
537
00:17:54,721 --> 00:17:55,954
It was already
splintering.
538
00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:57,522
Don't take this away
from me.
539
00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:03,595
Wow, well done.
Another criminal walks free.
540
00:18:03,596 --> 00:18:05,030
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
541
00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:06,598
Maybe stop calling
my client a criminal,
542
00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:08,534
since he was found
not guilty.
543
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:12,471
Well, I find myself not guilty
of never seeing you again.
544
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:14,256
So you will
see me again?
545
00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:16,175
No!
546
00:18:16,176 --> 00:18:17,176
Why, what did I say?
You know what?
547
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:19,978
You're the worst!
548
00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:21,413
Jake, what are you doing,
man?
549
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:22,848
Walking angrily away
towards a door
550
00:18:22,849 --> 00:18:24,983
that I now see says
"emergency exit only" on it,
551
00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:27,186
so I'm turning around,
but I'm still ticked!
552
00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:29,144
Look, man.
Don't screw this up.
553
00:18:29,145 --> 00:18:32,458
I hate defense attorneys
as much as any rational adult,
554
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,793
but you obviously have
feelings for Sophia.
555
00:18:34,794 --> 00:18:36,061
Yeah, anger.
556
00:18:36,062 --> 00:18:37,496
I don't know.
557
00:18:37,497 --> 00:18:39,398
It just seems to me
like you met your match.
558
00:18:39,399 --> 00:18:41,800
You said yourself how boring
your dates have been.
559
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:44,503
But you have to admit,
Sophia wouldn't be boring.
560
00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:46,040
I will admit she's not boring.
561
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,541
And we do have fun together.
562
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:51,310
I guess you could say
she's passably attractive.
563
00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:52,945
All right, fine.
She's super hot.
564
00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:55,781
God, I can't believe I'm about
to ask out a defense attorney.
565
00:18:55,782 --> 00:18:58,083
And we all know
that Amy Santiago
566
00:18:58,084 --> 00:18:59,685
wants to be
captain one day,
567
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,321
which means she will never
stand up to management.
568
00:19:02,322 --> 00:19:05,290
I don't want to be captain.
I just want my sub.
569
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:08,761
Please just give me
back my sub.
570
00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:10,147
Vote Scully.
571
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,600
I'm gonna make this quick.
572
00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:17,403
Scully said that I want
to be captain, and I do.
573
00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:19,705
But that won't stop me
from standing up for you.
574
00:19:19,706 --> 00:19:23,742
He also said if you voted for
him, you'd get a golden boat.
575
00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:25,144
That's not real.
576
00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:26,872
If I get elected,
I'll go to all
577
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,814
the union meetings,
actually pay attention,
578
00:19:28,815 --> 00:19:30,349
and most importantly,
I'll bring back
579
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:33,629
party sub leftovers.
580
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,554
Thank you, Scully.
581
00:19:35,555 --> 00:19:36,822
"Pick Amy, dummies."
582
00:19:40,026 --> 00:19:41,393
Hello.
583
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:45,330
Hey.
How'd you find me?
584
00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:46,809
I'm a Detective, remember?
585
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,535
I also went into a bunch
of wrong offices first.
586
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,170
Stole hella peppermints.
587
00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,738
So what's up?
You here to yell at me again
588
00:19:52,739 --> 00:19:53,739
for doing my job?
589
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,507
No, I'm here
to ask you out.
590
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:56,842
Oh.
Yeah.
591
00:19:56,843 --> 00:19:57,843
There's a bar
in the west village
592
00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,011
that has a bunch
of ping-pong tables,
593
00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:00,446
so I thought we could
head over there
594
00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:03,284
and have a drink, talk,
and then, with any luck,
595
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,384
things will get uncomfortably
competitive.
596
00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:06,418
That sounds fun.
597
00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:07,553
Look, if we're going
to do this,
598
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,388
we're gonna have
to have a couple of rules.
599
00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:11,190
Rule number one,
starting right now:
600
00:20:11,191 --> 00:20:12,491
No work talk.
601
00:20:12,492 --> 00:20:14,393
Perfect, we can just skip
straight to making out
602
00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:18,340
on your desk.
603
00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:22,000
Yeah, that's not my desk.
This is.
604
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,268
Copy that.
605
00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:25,104
Blame it on the janitor
and make a break for it?
606
00:20:25,105 --> 00:20:27,681
Absolutely.
After you.
607
00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:32,771
Charles, I'm sorry that neither
of us have the room.
608
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:36,815
Yes. I, too, am disappointed
by this unfortunate stalemate.
609
00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:39,084
Why are you talking
all victorian?
610
00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:41,053
You're lying about something.
That's what that means.
611
00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:43,112
Nonsense, m'lady.
612
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:46,659
Okay, fine... I might not be
in that hotel room right now,
613
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,412
but my Gene pool is.
614
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,261
Ew.
615
00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:50,664
What'd you do
in there?
616
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,333
I gave the hotel room
to my father
617
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,792
and told him to check in
under my name.
618
00:20:54,798 --> 00:20:58,337
What? No!
I gave my key to my mom!
619
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:00,706
Hey.
620
00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,641
Oh, I'm sorry.
I must have the wrong room.
621
00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,043
That's okay.
622
00:21:04,044 --> 00:21:06,478
Hey, wait a second,
do we know each other?
623
00:21:06,479 --> 00:21:07,846
Is your daughter Gina?
624
00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:11,483
Yes! And you're that
little man's father, Boyle.
625
00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:12,484
Yeah.
626
00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:14,186
We met at the family
food drive.
627
00:21:14,187 --> 00:21:15,587
I'm Darlene Linetti.
628
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:19,525
Lynn Boyle,
pleased to re-meet you.
629
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:21,226
So what do you think's
going on here?
630
00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:22,294
Mix up or something?
631
00:21:22,295 --> 00:21:23,862
I don't know.
632
00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:25,064
Regina's been
encouraging me
633
00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:29,568
to have some...
Romantic adventures.
634
00:21:29,569 --> 00:21:30,703
Holy cow.
635
00:21:30,704 --> 00:21:34,707
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