1 00:00:01,152 --> 00:00:03,187 So, do you recognize any of these men? 2 00:00:03,222 --> 00:00:04,751 I was hiding in the bathroom stall, 3 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:05,863 so I didn't see his face. 4 00:00:05,898 --> 00:00:07,318 But I heard him. 5 00:00:07,353 --> 00:00:09,220 He was singing along to the music at the bar. 6 00:00:09,255 --> 00:00:10,366 Do you remember what he was singing? 7 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:12,599 I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way." 8 00:00:12,634 --> 00:00:14,911 Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. 9 00:00:15,418 --> 00:00:17,194 Number one, could you please sing the opening 10 00:00:17,229 --> 00:00:18,362 to "I Want It That Way"? 11 00:00:18,397 --> 00:00:19,373 Really? 12 00:00:20,099 --> 00:00:21,307 Okay. 13 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:23,917 ♪ You are... ♪ 14 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:27,254 ♪ My fire ♪ 15 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:29,140 Number two, keep it going. 16 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:33,395 ♪ The one... desire ♪ 17 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:35,613 - Number three. - ♪ Believe... ♪ 18 00:00:35,648 --> 00:00:37,581 ♪ When I say ♪ 19 00:00:37,616 --> 00:00:38,950 Number four. 20 00:00:38,985 --> 00:00:42,353 ♪ I want it that way ♪ 21 00:00:42,388 --> 00:00:43,955 ♪ Tell me why! ♪ 22 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:47,325 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪ 23 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,093 ♪ Tell me why! ♪ 24 00:00:49,128 --> 00:00:52,563 ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪ 25 00:00:52,598 --> 00:00:54,256 ♪ Now number five ♪ 26 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:57,293 ♪ I never want to hear you say ♪ 27 00:00:57,328 --> 00:01:02,398 - Whoo! - ♪ I want it that way ♪ 28 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:04,642 Ah, chills! Literal chills. 29 00:01:04,677 --> 00:01:07,036 It was number five. Number five killed my brother. 30 00:01:07,071 --> 00:01:08,537 Oh, my God, I forgot about that part. 31 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:27,715 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:32,193 Hey, it's time. You ready? You excited? 33 00:01:32,228 --> 00:01:34,130 Yes, I can't believe it's finally gonna happen. 34 00:01:34,165 --> 00:01:36,889 Aw, you guys are gonna have sex for the first time. 35 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:40,310 I'll have you know Amy and I do sex 24-sevs, 369. 36 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:41,946 Oh no, I grossly overcompensated 37 00:01:41,981 --> 00:01:43,080 and now it seems like we have problems. 38 00:01:43,115 --> 00:01:44,322 - You done? - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:46,384 Great. Jake's sister is flying in from Dallas, 40 00:01:46,419 --> 00:01:47,685 and we're picking her up at the airport. 41 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,186 - You have a sister? - Half-sister. 42 00:01:49,221 --> 00:01:50,988 Turns out that my slutty pilot dad 43 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,190 made daughters is several major airline hubs. 44 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:57,528 ATL and EWR didn't respond when I reached out, but DFW is DTM. 45 00:01:57,563 --> 00:01:59,463 Down to meet. Well, we should get going. 46 00:01:59,498 --> 00:02:02,110 Her flight's gonna land soon, but wish me luck. 47 00:02:02,145 --> 00:02:03,480 I'm about to be a brother. 48 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:06,037 Captain Holt, I need a... 49 00:02:06,072 --> 00:02:07,438 what's going on? 50 00:02:07,473 --> 00:02:09,306 My doctor said I should be more active, 51 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:12,109 but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. 52 00:02:12,144 --> 00:02:13,544 Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, 53 00:02:13,579 --> 00:02:14,945 I decided to quit. 54 00:02:15,112 --> 00:02:16,246 Boyle is teaching me yoga. 55 00:02:16,281 --> 00:02:17,582 Genevieve got me into it. 56 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:18,682 You can't believe how many different ways 57 00:02:18,717 --> 00:02:21,218 I can wrap my legs around her. Six! 58 00:02:21,253 --> 00:02:22,686 Captain, if you wanted to be healthier, 59 00:02:22,721 --> 00:02:24,837 why not come to me? I'm ripped as hell. 60 00:02:24,872 --> 00:02:27,925 Sarge, health is about flexibility and peace of mind 61 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,829 and bone strength, not building vanity muscles. 62 00:02:30,864 --> 00:02:33,207 Vanity muscles? I use all of these. 63 00:02:33,242 --> 00:02:34,842 Really? Even the large neck ones? 64 00:02:34,877 --> 00:02:36,779 They help me sleep upright on airplanes! 65 00:02:36,814 --> 00:02:38,388 Well, there's no reason to be defensive, 66 00:02:38,423 --> 00:02:40,544 just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi. 67 00:02:40,579 --> 00:02:42,840 We all have our thing. You're a muscler, 68 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:43,923 I'm a boner. 69 00:02:45,071 --> 00:02:46,410 Terry can do yoga. 70 00:02:46,445 --> 00:02:48,045 Terry is a yoga beast. 71 00:02:48,452 --> 00:02:49,947 Watch. Give me a yoga to do. 72 00:02:49,982 --> 00:02:51,982 Ah, well, we're in warrior pose now, 73 00:02:52,017 --> 00:02:54,285 but I suppose for you we can start in child's pose. 74 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,908 Terry is not a child! 75 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,622 Terry is a warrior. 76 00:02:58,657 --> 00:02:59,929 And... 77 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,228 That didn't sound good. Are you okay, Jeffords? 78 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:05,715 I'm fine. 79 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:08,501 Now, if you'll excuse me, 80 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,967 I'm going to walk out of here normally 81 00:03:11,202 --> 00:03:13,604 using my trademark tiny steps. 82 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:14,672 Okay? 83 00:03:17,009 --> 00:03:18,476 What you looking at? 84 00:03:18,511 --> 00:03:21,145 Did the Kanye West cannibalism story finally break? 85 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,480 - What? Is that a thing? - Yeah. 86 00:03:22,515 --> 00:03:24,181 He eats tiny little bites of people 87 00:03:24,216 --> 00:03:26,016 when he hugs them goodbye. 88 00:03:26,051 --> 00:03:28,319 I tipped off Page Six, I don't know why they're sitting on it. 89 00:03:28,354 --> 00:03:29,651 Just looking on a dating app. 90 00:03:29,686 --> 00:03:31,689 Weird. Lame. Gross. 91 00:03:31,724 --> 00:03:33,529 Dumb. Freak. Loser. 92 00:03:33,564 --> 00:03:35,111 Perv. Toothy. Mouthy. 93 00:03:35,146 --> 00:03:36,694 - Well, what happened to Becky? - Who? 94 00:03:36,729 --> 00:03:38,647 The girl you were seeing whose name you wouldn't tell us 95 00:03:38,682 --> 00:03:40,238 so we just started calling her Becky. 96 00:03:40,273 --> 00:03:42,023 Becky and I broke up. She ate soup too much. 97 00:03:42,058 --> 00:03:43,566 - What, like every day? - It happened twice. 98 00:03:43,601 --> 00:03:45,309 Okay, well, listen, you're in luck. 99 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,678 Because I have the perfect girl for you, 100 00:03:47,713 --> 00:03:49,213 and I'm actually texting with her right now. 101 00:03:49,248 --> 00:03:51,130 No. You are terrible at setting me up. 102 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:52,408 Remember that dork, Justin? 103 00:03:52,443 --> 00:03:53,743 He was a tattoo artist, 104 00:03:53,778 --> 00:03:56,046 - and he rode a motorcycle. - A Yamaha. 105 00:03:56,081 --> 00:03:57,814 He might as well have picked me up in a station wagon. 106 00:03:57,849 --> 00:03:59,750 You know what, men are difficult because they're all 107 00:03:59,785 --> 00:04:02,419 secretly monsters, but now that I know you're bi, 108 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:04,858 that changes everything. I know so many great women. 109 00:04:04,893 --> 00:04:07,098 I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at. 110 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:09,927 What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, 111 00:04:09,962 --> 00:04:11,795 because I'm great at it. 112 00:04:12,931 --> 00:04:14,698 Okay, according to the flight board, 113 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:16,066 she should be here any minute. 114 00:04:16,101 --> 00:04:18,769 I love watching a "TBD" turn into a gate num. 115 00:04:18,804 --> 00:04:20,370 What's wrong? 116 00:04:20,405 --> 00:04:21,972 - Why do you look like that? - I'm so nervous. 117 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:23,836 My hands are shaking and my butt is hella sweaty. 118 00:04:23,871 --> 00:04:25,157 I totally understand. 119 00:04:25,192 --> 00:04:27,778 I freaked out when I met my pen pal from Thailand, Mongkut. 120 00:04:27,813 --> 00:04:29,012 But everything worked out, right? 121 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:30,367 You and Mongkut are lifelong friends now. 122 00:04:30,402 --> 00:04:32,649 No, Mongkut turned out to be a 45-year-old prisoner. 123 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:33,784 It was a really awkward trip. 124 00:04:33,819 --> 00:04:36,820 That sounds horrible. Amy, what if this is a Mongkut situation? 125 00:04:36,855 --> 00:04:38,413 Oh no, that pen pal service is shut down. 126 00:04:38,448 --> 00:04:40,724 This is your sister. It's gonna be great. 127 00:04:40,759 --> 00:04:43,051 You just have to relax and be yourself. 128 00:04:43,086 --> 00:04:44,820 But what if myself isn't good enough, you know? 129 00:04:44,855 --> 00:04:46,421 What if I'm the Mongkut? 130 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:47,923 - Jake... - Right. You're right. 131 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,658 It's gonna be great. Just got to stay positive. 132 00:04:49,693 --> 00:04:51,335 We're gonna see each other from across the room, 133 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:53,136 we'll lock eyes, I'll say "noice," 134 00:04:53,171 --> 00:04:55,505 she'll say "toit," and then six months later, 135 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:56,540 we'll be on "The Amazing Race" together. 136 00:04:56,575 --> 00:04:57,541 Jake? 137 00:04:57,576 --> 00:04:59,776 Ka... oh, no. 138 00:04:59,811 --> 00:05:01,645 It's me, Kate. Give me a hug. 139 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,041 - Stand down, ma'am. - Back off, dude! 140 00:05:04,076 --> 00:05:05,815 - That's my brother! - Oh, no. 141 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:07,983 It's a Mongkut situation. 142 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:13,187 So, this is awkward, 143 00:05:13,222 --> 00:05:14,355 but we should probably address 144 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,357 - the elephant in the room. - Right. 145 00:05:16,392 --> 00:05:18,459 Are we doing table apps or solo apps? 146 00:05:18,494 --> 00:05:20,227 Uh, table apps and lots of them. 147 00:05:20,262 --> 00:05:22,263 If it is fried, it must be tried. 148 00:05:22,298 --> 00:05:24,265 - Johnny Cochran. - I remember when he said that. 149 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,766 - Jake. - Right. 150 00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:28,636 So, what I actually meant was, 151 00:05:29,084 --> 00:05:30,404 we should probably talk about the whole 152 00:05:30,439 --> 00:05:32,406 handcuffs at the airport thing. 153 00:05:32,441 --> 00:05:33,840 I know. I'm so sorry. 154 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,309 That was a really bad first impression. 155 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:36,777 It's just, I was on the plane 156 00:05:36,812 --> 00:05:38,212 and started to get really nervous 157 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:39,747 about meeting you for the first time. 158 00:05:39,782 --> 00:05:41,087 I was nervous to meet you too. 159 00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:42,384 My butt got hella sweaty. 160 00:05:42,419 --> 00:05:44,025 - I told Amy. You can ask her. - Please don't. 161 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:46,978 So I went to the bathroom and started vaping to calm down. 162 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,290 Then this weird-ass lady comes up to me, and I'm like, 163 00:05:49,325 --> 00:05:51,260 bitch, you're trying to tell me your kid doesn't like the smell 164 00:05:51,295 --> 00:05:52,967 of cotton candy? 165 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,336 Right, but the only thing I don't get 166 00:05:54,371 --> 00:05:56,105 is why they would handcuff you for vaping. 167 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,474 Because they're the worst! 168 00:05:57,509 --> 00:05:58,865 Yeah, Amy, 'cause they're the worst. 169 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,833 Also, I slapped a stewardess, 170 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:02,249 real hard. 171 00:06:03,272 --> 00:06:04,539 With my fist. 172 00:06:04,574 --> 00:06:05,597 Oh. 173 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,208 So they were not the worst. 174 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,576 Oh, my God, are you mad at me? 175 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:12,879 Oh, no, I messed this up. I am so sorry, Jake. 176 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,548 I really wanted this trip to go well 177 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,217 and was looking forward to finally having a brother 178 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:17,720 for the first time. 179 00:06:17,755 --> 00:06:19,556 You know what, I'm just... I think I'm just gonna leave. 180 00:06:19,591 --> 00:06:21,158 No, don't leave, okay? 181 00:06:21,193 --> 00:06:22,694 It's fine. I get it. 182 00:06:22,729 --> 00:06:24,564 It's so crazy that we're finally meeting each other. 183 00:06:24,599 --> 00:06:26,711 So just forget about the plane. That's ancient history. 184 00:06:26,746 --> 00:06:27,795 - Really? - Yes. 185 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:29,229 This trip was about us getting to know each other, 186 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,831 - so let's do that. - Okay. 187 00:06:30,866 --> 00:06:32,166 What's your favorite scene in "Die Hard"? 188 00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:33,469 Die what? 189 00:06:33,504 --> 00:06:34,870 It's okay. It's okay. 190 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:37,133 Um, when was the last time you saw your dad? 191 00:06:37,168 --> 00:06:39,979 I mean, I've only ever met him like nine times. 192 00:06:40,014 --> 00:06:42,652 Ten if you count the time he sent his co-pilot Steve 193 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:44,311 to hang out with me, 'cause he was too hungover. 194 00:06:44,346 --> 00:06:46,313 I remember Steve. He taught me how to shave. 195 00:06:46,348 --> 00:06:47,957 - He taught me how to shave. - Where? 196 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:50,517 - Steve was the best. - Freakin' Steve. 197 00:06:55,257 --> 00:06:56,423 Jeffords, what are you still doing here? 198 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,156 You're clearly injured. Go home. 199 00:06:58,191 --> 00:07:00,992 I'm totally fine. Here. I can prove it. 200 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,338 I'm fine. See? 201 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:13,710 You can't have thought that went well for you. 202 00:07:13,745 --> 00:07:16,577 It's okay, Sarge. Just admit you can't handle yoga. 203 00:07:16,612 --> 00:07:17,977 I can handle it fine. 204 00:07:18,012 --> 00:07:20,542 I'm just a little sore from my real workouts. 205 00:07:20,577 --> 00:07:22,979 With weights. Now, I've got work to do. 206 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,675 Oops. 207 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:27,576 Dropped my phone. You know what? 208 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:29,292 My contract is up. 209 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:31,161 It's time for an upgrade anyway. 210 00:07:35,798 --> 00:07:36,797 - Scully? - Huh? 211 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,231 Where's your secret nap room? 212 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:39,499 I don't know what you're talking about. 213 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:42,180 Help me! Please! 214 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,072 Couch. Space heater. 215 00:07:46,107 --> 00:07:48,108 We soundproof for maximum privacy. 216 00:07:48,143 --> 00:07:50,209 And there's sodas and candy in the mini fridge. 217 00:07:50,244 --> 00:07:53,013 - This room's a little small. - We had a big nap room, 218 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:55,615 and you gave it to Gina to pump breast milk in, remember?! 219 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:56,850 Sorry, Scully. 220 00:07:56,885 --> 00:07:58,185 You tell anyone about this place, 221 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,987 I will burn your life to the ground. 222 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,522 Oh, and there's a spray if you fart. 223 00:08:04,292 --> 00:08:05,992 Okay, that is nothing. 224 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,028 The one parent-teacher conference my dad went to, 225 00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:10,897 he had sex with my teacher on top of the diorama I made 226 00:08:10,932 --> 00:08:12,299 of the first Thanksgiving. 227 00:08:12,334 --> 00:08:14,267 Oh, no, he ruined all your hard work. 228 00:08:14,302 --> 00:08:16,036 Oh, not really, it was just a bunch of Smurfs on a plate. 229 00:08:16,071 --> 00:08:17,571 - Oh. - He came to visit once, 230 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:20,140 and hooked up with my mom's entire book club. 231 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:22,175 She can't see a copy of "A Prayer For Owen Meany" 232 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,555 without fully weeping. 233 00:08:23,591 --> 00:08:24,590 I don't know what that is. 234 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:25,992 But enough about our dad. 235 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:27,195 - What's going on in your life? - Honestly, 236 00:08:27,231 --> 00:08:28,197 it's been a tough year. 237 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,733 I lost my job, 238 00:08:29,769 --> 00:08:31,936 love of my life Kurt just broke up with me. 239 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:33,205 Oh, hey, Amy has seven brothers. 240 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:34,507 Maybe you could date one of them. 241 00:08:34,543 --> 00:08:35,976 Oh, snap. I'm down to clown. 242 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:37,812 Which one has the best body? 243 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:39,826 - Uhhh... - Tony. 244 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,695 Right? It's very clearly Tony. 245 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,963 I don't know why she hesitated. 246 00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:45,031 - Tony got bod. - Tony it is. 247 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,033 Anyway, that's my boring life in Dallas. 248 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,669 But I'm here now, and I want to see the real New York. 249 00:08:49,704 --> 00:08:50,904 Let's like... 250 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:52,305 Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge? 251 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,773 Get tanked at the Times Square Olive Garden. 252 00:08:53,808 --> 00:08:55,242 And get our pictures taken with a human statue. 253 00:08:55,277 --> 00:08:57,210 Right. The real New York. 254 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,880 - Whenever you're ready. - Hey, let me get dinner. 255 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,114 I had like ten more drinks than you guys. 256 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,782 - Oh, are you sure? - Mm-hmm. 257 00:09:02,817 --> 00:09:05,318 Wow, that is so sweet, and totally unneces... 258 00:09:05,353 --> 00:09:06,987 - what are you doing? - Life hack. 259 00:09:07,022 --> 00:09:08,855 Hey, there's glass in my food! 260 00:09:08,890 --> 00:09:10,023 Oh, my God oh my God, oh my God oh my God... 261 00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,691 What kind of restaurant is this?! 262 00:09:12,727 --> 00:09:14,561 Where's Holt? He told me to come in here. 263 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,229 Nope. That was me. 264 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,565 I've been recording his voice for the past two years, 265 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,333 and now I have a soundboard where I can make him say 266 00:09:20,368 --> 00:09:22,545 anything I want. Check it out. 267 00:09:22,581 --> 00:09:28,240 Diaz. I. Need. To. See. You. In. The. Briefing. Room. Now. 268 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,976 Pretty cool, right? Watch this. 269 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:31,845 Milk. Milk. Lemonade. 270 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,781 Around. The. Corner. Fudge. Is. Made. 271 00:09:34,816 --> 00:09:36,216 - That is amazing. - Isn't it? 272 00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:37,651 - What do you want? - To find you love. 273 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:38,952 - Ugh. - Come on! 274 00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:41,121 Check it out: Dannika, 34. 275 00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:43,123 - The only female trader... - Pass. 276 00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:44,724 Finance people are the worst. 277 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:46,626 Okay, well, take a gander at Jessica, 278 00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,695 professional stuntwoman 279 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:51,364 just back from a surf trip in Bali... 280 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:53,133 Pass. People who surf never shut up about it. 281 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:55,302 Kinda true. You know who doesn't surf? Gabrielle. 282 00:09:55,337 --> 00:09:57,737 - I'm out. - Come on, Rosa. 283 00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,806 Give me a shot. If I mess it up, fine. 284 00:09:59,841 --> 00:10:01,341 I'll drop it, and I'll never bring it up again. 285 00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:03,643 Fine. One date. That's all you get. 286 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:06,279 - That's all I need. - Hey. Diaz. 287 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,682 Enjoy. Having. Sexual. Fun. 288 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:11,017 With. Linetti's. Lesbian. Friend. 289 00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:13,787 Get. Some. Get. Some. Get. Some. 290 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,723 So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare. 291 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,858 I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare. 292 00:10:18,893 --> 00:10:20,694 - Those are so much scarier. - Yeah. 293 00:10:20,729 --> 00:10:22,157 She put glass in her food, Jake. 294 00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:23,330 She's a con-woman. 295 00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:24,640 Look, she's a survivor. 296 00:10:24,676 --> 00:10:26,109 She's had a really hard life. 297 00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,101 And I thought it bad 'cause I would only see my dad 298 00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:29,869 for like an afternoon once a year, 299 00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:32,906 but compared to her, I was a real DJ Tanner. "Full House." 300 00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:35,627 - Her dad was always around. - Yeah, I've seen "Full House." 301 00:10:35,663 --> 00:10:38,144 Look, I'm sorry she's not what you expected. 302 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,679 She is a lot. 303 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:41,781 But she's my sister. And she's young, 304 00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:43,416 and she just got out of a really bad breakup... 305 00:10:43,451 --> 00:10:45,118 Whoo! 306 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,571 She's home. 307 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:49,674 Kate! Are you okay? 308 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,191 Sounds like you're breaking stuff. 309 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:53,793 Hey! I'm sorry, were we being too loud? 310 00:10:53,828 --> 00:10:56,062 - We? - Oh, hey. I'm William. 311 00:10:56,097 --> 00:10:57,631 I thought you just wanted a picture. 312 00:10:57,666 --> 00:11:00,667 Oh, we took a lot of pictures. Get in here! 313 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,869 - Oh, no, he's my brother. - That doesn't bother me. 314 00:11:02,904 --> 00:11:04,070 Okay, I'm going to bed. 315 00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:05,750 Okay. 316 00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:07,490 Time to go home. 317 00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:12,813 Oh, no. Terry can't move. 318 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,799 Terry needs help. 319 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,617 Hel... 320 00:11:20,355 --> 00:11:23,823 Ugh, there are silver butt prints everywhere. 321 00:11:23,858 --> 00:11:26,393 Why did he need to paint his butt? He wears pants. 322 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,028 Look, I'm sorry about all this. 323 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,229 I really thought she was gonna be like me. 324 00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,798 But scamming restaurants and hooking up with street performers, 325 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,166 she is 100% my dad. 326 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:34,734 Look, it's a two-day trip. 327 00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,770 We just need to survive the next 18 hours. 328 00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:38,772 - Sure, sure. - And, you know, I sat through 329 00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,407 a whole play once, so I can get through anything. 330 00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:42,175 I took you to that play, and you said you loved it. 331 00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,810 - Because I did. - Well, 332 00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:46,079 55 minutes in the shower and that silver paint 333 00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:48,415 - will not come off. - Gross. 334 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,350 Anyway, my astrologer is always telling me 335 00:11:50,385 --> 00:11:51,818 everything happens for a reason, 336 00:11:51,853 --> 00:11:53,720 and I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me? 337 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,021 But now I know why. 338 00:11:55,223 --> 00:11:57,057 So I would leave Dallas and move to New York 339 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,591 to be near you! 340 00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:00,794 Whoa, really? I mean, that's great, 341 00:12:00,829 --> 00:12:02,328 but, you know, it's so expensive here. 342 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:03,643 I'll be fine. 343 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,765 I got a head full of dreams, and a pocket full of glass. 344 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,635 I'm a New Yorker now. Fuggedabout it! 345 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,303 Yes. 346 00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:12,106 Forget about it. 347 00:12:15,621 --> 00:12:17,522 Babe. What are we gonna do? 348 00:12:17,557 --> 00:12:18,990 My sister cannot move here. 349 00:12:19,025 --> 00:12:21,113 I'll just tell her it's a bad idea, and she shouldn't do it. 350 00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:22,848 Ugh, but I'm the only family she has. 351 00:12:22,884 --> 00:12:24,184 I don't want to hurt her feelings 352 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,353 and send her into a downward spiral. 353 00:12:25,389 --> 00:12:26,955 She slept with a tin man, Jake. 354 00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:28,091 I don't think the spiral goes any further down. 355 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:29,393 Right. Wait, I've got it. 356 00:12:29,429 --> 00:12:31,658 The only reason Kate wants to move here is because Kurt dumped her, 357 00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:33,157 but what if we can get him to take her back? 358 00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:35,002 Then she would definitely want to stay in Dallas! 359 00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:38,007 Ooh, that's smart, but what if he's a rational person 360 00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,610 and he doesn't want to be with her anymore? 361 00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:41,345 Not a problem. I found his Facebook page. 362 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,180 He just posted a black and white photo of a dead flower 363 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:44,348 with the hashtags "my heart," "Kate forever" 364 00:12:44,383 --> 00:12:46,050 and "love is dead." 365 00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,648 - He misses her for some reason. - Amy, this is it. 366 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,181 He clearly already wants to get back together. 367 00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:51,122 All we have to do is convince him to fly here. 368 00:12:51,157 --> 00:12:52,431 - Jake, this might work. - Yes! 369 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,967 But are we actually gonna do this? 370 00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:55,880 Are we really going to fly a man to New York City 371 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:57,650 just to ensure that my new sister doesn't move here? 372 00:12:57,686 --> 00:12:59,043 Hey, Amy, do you have a morning-after pill 373 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,613 I could bomb? I will get you back. 374 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:03,586 Use. My. Miles. 375 00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:05,613 Boyle, have you seen Sergeant Jeffords? 376 00:13:05,649 --> 00:13:08,592 Oh, do you mean Sore-gent Jeff-hurts? 377 00:13:08,628 --> 00:13:10,016 He didn't make it home last night, Boyle. 378 00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:12,211 - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. - You should be. 379 00:13:12,247 --> 00:13:13,606 He could be in grave danger, 380 00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,042 and you just flippantly called him Sore-gent. 381 00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:17,480 Oh, my God. I'm the worst. Who does that? 382 00:13:17,516 --> 00:13:19,998 Well, his car's still here, so I don't think he ever left the building. 383 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:21,523 - He's probably fine. - What? 384 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:23,226 Then why did you make me feel so bad? 385 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,580 To teach you a lesson about 386 00:13:24,616 --> 00:13:26,549 about the destructive power of wordplay. 387 00:13:26,585 --> 00:13:28,534 Now, where could he be? 388 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:33,597 Why are we going home? 389 00:13:33,632 --> 00:13:35,599 We haven't even done the "Sex and the City" tour. 390 00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:37,004 Oh, my gosh, I am such a 391 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,236 "that one who fell through the sidewalk hole." 392 00:13:39,271 --> 00:13:41,572 Yeah, you totally are. We're just so excited 393 00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:42,643 you're moving here, we thought, 394 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,217 why not go straight home and celebrate at exactly 8:00? 395 00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:46,719 - Kate. - Kurt? 396 00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:49,056 - Kurt? The Kurt? - What?! Oh, my God, 397 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:50,525 what are the chances? 398 00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:52,581 Kate, you didn't tell us how handsome Kurt is. 399 00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:53,883 I love your... 400 00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:55,453 jean shorts. 401 00:13:55,488 --> 00:13:57,488 Babe, breaking up with you 402 00:13:57,523 --> 00:13:59,369 was the biggest mistake of my life. 403 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,926 It was? Oh, my God, he flew all the way 404 00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:04,562 to New York to tell me that. That's so romantic. 405 00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:05,946 It's beautiful, really. 406 00:14:05,993 --> 00:14:07,282 You're not even allowed to leave the state. 407 00:14:07,318 --> 00:14:08,307 - What's that now? - One more time? 408 00:14:08,343 --> 00:14:10,137 You think I'm gonna let my skank parole officer 409 00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:11,539 stand in the way of true love? 410 00:14:11,575 --> 00:14:12,641 Kurt! 411 00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:15,585 He seems like a cool guy. 412 00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:17,673 Jeffords isn't in the evidence locker. 413 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:18,783 He's not in the file room, either. 414 00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:20,976 I mean, there's nowhere left to hide. I'm worried. 415 00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:24,247 Actually, I think I know where he is. 416 00:14:24,313 --> 00:14:26,947 I could take you there, but you need to wear blindfolds. 417 00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:28,292 - No. - Okay. 418 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,295 I guess he'll just die in Supply Closet F, then. 419 00:14:30,331 --> 00:14:31,631 He's in Supply Closet F! 420 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:32,727 Great work. 421 00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:36,227 I'm sorry. I feel so stupid. 422 00:14:36,262 --> 00:14:39,196 Oh, it's okay. They tricked you somehow. 423 00:14:39,231 --> 00:14:41,209 I still love you, buddy. 424 00:14:43,806 --> 00:14:46,504 - Oh, thank God, you found me! - Jeffords, are you okay? 425 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:48,372 Charles was right. I couldn't handle yoga. 426 00:14:48,407 --> 00:14:49,557 Well, we're here to help. 427 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:51,374 I'll get a couple officers to help lift you up. 428 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:53,609 No need. I can handle this. 429 00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:55,111 Charles, there's no way you can lift me. 430 00:14:55,147 --> 00:14:57,248 Yoga's given me great bone strength, Terry. 431 00:14:57,284 --> 00:14:59,036 So get ready... 432 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,596 you're about to enter the bone zone. 433 00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:03,232 - Not a thing. - Shhh. 434 00:15:03,556 --> 00:15:05,289 ♪ Joe Cocker's "Up Where We Belong" ♪ 435 00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:08,859 ♪ Love lift us up where we belong ♪ 436 00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:13,130 ♪ Where the eagles cry ♪ 437 00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:16,847 ♪ On a mountain high ♪ 438 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:21,005 Rosa, I want to introduce you to my friend Trishelle. 439 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,373 - Hi. - Sparks. 440 00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:24,408 Well, I'm gonna take off. You two have fun. 441 00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:25,936 Get. Some. 442 00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:27,889 I made a mobile version. 443 00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:29,559 So, what are you drinking? 444 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,730 I'll have a margarita. 445 00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:32,349 But, like, a skinny margarita. 446 00:15:32,384 --> 00:15:36,153 So, like, tequila, lime, and a tiny splash of agave. 447 00:15:36,188 --> 00:15:38,455 - Mm. I refuse to order that. - You don't have to. 448 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:40,391 I heard her. What do you want? 449 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:42,716 Just take your cheapest whisky and pour it into your nearest glass. 450 00:15:42,752 --> 00:15:44,929 - That's a drink. - So, with this diet 451 00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:48,198 that I'm on, you can eat anything that's clear. 452 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,301 - Mm. - Like rice noodles, 453 00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:51,835 pineapple gummi bears... 454 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,571 So Kurt and I talked, 455 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:57,007 and I'm sorry, Jake, I know I said I'd stay in New York, 456 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,009 but I can't give up on this guy. 457 00:15:59,044 --> 00:16:00,878 Especially not after he flew out here for me. 458 00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:03,744 Well, sounds like the universe just really wants you to be in Dallas. 459 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,960 But on a personal note, it is such a bummer. 460 00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,263 I just missed her so much. 461 00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:08,919 And so do the kids. 462 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:10,020 Oh, you have kids? 463 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:11,244 Kurt has six. 464 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:13,223 Who's watching them now? 465 00:16:13,258 --> 00:16:14,572 - The state. - Oh, fun. 466 00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:16,776 We're getting to know Kurt. 467 00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:19,363 Ooh, hey, sorry, the door was unlocked, 468 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:20,598 so I opened it. Is Kate here? 469 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,166 Oh, hey. 470 00:16:22,201 --> 00:16:23,757 I think I left my wallet in your couch bed. 471 00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,026 Uh, have you seen it? 472 00:16:25,062 --> 00:16:26,702 - It's silver. - Babe, who is this? 473 00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:27,865 - Babe? - That's William. 474 00:16:27,901 --> 00:16:29,768 He is a human statue I know. 475 00:16:29,804 --> 00:16:31,037 Yeah, it's not really a good time right now, William. 476 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,373 We don't have your wallet. Bye. 477 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,876 Did you have sex with this silver man? 478 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,813 - Did you cheat on me? - We were broken up. 479 00:16:36,849 --> 00:16:39,282 And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating. 480 00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:40,918 'Cause you were sad all the time. 481 00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:42,920 - 'Cause my mom died. - Oh, no. 482 00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:44,421 - In March. - That's so recent. 483 00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:46,357 Fine. I'm sorry, Kurt. I'm sorry. 484 00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:48,292 What? No, don't apologize to this guy. 485 00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:50,194 - He's a dick. - Excuse me? 486 00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:51,562 You're not good enough for my sister. 487 00:16:51,597 --> 00:16:53,364 I didn't realize you were this tall. 488 00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,399 Kurt. She's not going anywhere with you. 489 00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,534 Take your jean shorts and the butt that's in them 490 00:16:57,569 --> 00:16:59,269 and get out of my apartment. 491 00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:01,038 What the hell, man? You're the one who flew me out here 492 00:17:01,073 --> 00:17:02,840 and begged me to bring her back to Dallas. 493 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,207 - Just... - Kate! 494 00:17:05,477 --> 00:17:06,526 Tsk. 495 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,692 You begged him to get rid of me? 496 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,961 Uh... 497 00:17:10,249 --> 00:17:11,974 Hey! 498 00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:14,729 Found my wallet. 499 00:17:27,633 --> 00:17:29,104 Thanks, guys. 500 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:31,138 Have a blessed day. 501 00:17:36,797 --> 00:17:38,343 So he was a robot man. 502 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:43,716 So you were trying to get rid of me? 503 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,447 I mean... Yeah, kinda. 504 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:47,409 But I also just told off Kurt for being a jerk to you, 505 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,145 so who's to say which thing we should focus on? 506 00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:50,955 Anyways, let's go to Olive Garden and get tanked. 507 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,424 No, I won't, because that place is for family. 508 00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:54,458 Ah, that stings. 509 00:17:54,493 --> 00:17:56,105 Look, we're still family. 510 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,560 I just didn't think you should be moving to New York. 511 00:17:57,596 --> 00:17:58,967 The whole plan seemed a little... 512 00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:00,682 how do I put this delicately... 513 00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:01,698 psychotic. 514 00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:03,701 I didn't ask you to be a part of my life, Jake. 515 00:18:03,736 --> 00:18:04,822 You asked me. 516 00:18:04,858 --> 00:18:06,636 I was perfectly happy in Dallas 517 00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:09,273 with no dad and a dead mom, 518 00:18:09,308 --> 00:18:11,068 being walked all over by Kurt and his kids. 519 00:18:11,104 --> 00:18:12,643 That doesn't sound like a great situation. 520 00:18:12,678 --> 00:18:14,378 Yeah, it's bad, okay?! 521 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,580 Which is why when I got a call out of the blue 522 00:18:16,615 --> 00:18:18,449 that I had a brother who wanted to meet me, 523 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,317 I got a little excited. I'm so sorry. 524 00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:22,686 I was excited too, but we don't know each other. 525 00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:24,288 You shouldn't move here just for me. 526 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:25,723 Don't worry. I'm going back to Dallas. 527 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:27,493 You won't ever have to see me again. 528 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,960 Until, that is, I'm on "The Voice," 529 00:18:29,995 --> 00:18:34,965 at point, you'll see me... ♪ Everywhere! ♪ 530 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,067 - Oh. - Oh you don't like my singing? 531 00:18:37,102 --> 00:18:39,936 Well, good, because that is the last time you get it, 532 00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:47,490 ♪ For freeeeeeee! ♪ 533 00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:51,649 She's gonna do bad on "The Voice." 534 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,385 So, how'd it go last night? 535 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,388 - Worst date I've ever been on. - Oh, no, that sucks. 536 00:18:57,423 --> 00:18:59,390 Then why are you coming in to work so late? 537 00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:02,126 It's almost like you spent the night somewhere. 538 00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:04,495 I don't know, like, maybe the bartender's? 539 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,869 Wait, what? How do you know that? 540 00:19:05,905 --> 00:19:07,939 Because Aubrey is my friend, 541 00:19:07,982 --> 00:19:10,183 and she was the real set-up all along. 542 00:19:10,219 --> 00:19:12,052 No, no, no, no, no. 543 00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:14,627 Yes, I knew you'd reject whoever I put in front of you. 544 00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:16,707 I mean, Trishelle was just a decoy. 545 00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:21,245 And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita. 546 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,147 Nicely done. Aubrey is great. 547 00:19:23,182 --> 00:19:24,415 We're going to dinner again tonight. 548 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,083 - Whoo! - I owe you an apology. 549 00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:27,318 You're a great matchmaker. 550 00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:28,652 Thank you. And you know what? 551 00:19:28,687 --> 00:19:30,694 I'm just glad that you found the courage 552 00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:32,523 to tell me how great I am. 553 00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:33,669 It means so much. 554 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,473 - Whatever. - Have a fun night. 555 00:19:36,529 --> 00:19:37,983 This is not on us. 556 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:39,597 I mean, it was crazy for her to think moving to New York 557 00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:40,664 was a good idea, right? 558 00:19:40,699 --> 00:19:42,500 Yes, it was unrealistic. 559 00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:45,069 Just like Mongkut thinking a ten-year-old American girl 560 00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:48,023 would pay his bail and help him seek vengeance on his brother. 561 00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:49,264 You know, when I'm not distracted by this, 562 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,029 I'd really love to hear the full Mongkut story. 563 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,331 - It gets dark. - Yup. 564 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,788 Look, your sister is a lot to take. 565 00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:56,180 You shouldn't feel bad 566 00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:57,615 that you don't want her around constantly. 567 00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,083 Right? I mean, we can have a relationship 568 00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:00,751 and still live in separate cities. 569 00:20:00,786 --> 00:20:02,180 I'd love to see her, like, 570 00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:05,113 once a year for an afternoon, or... 571 00:20:06,158 --> 00:20:07,591 - Oh, crap. - What? 572 00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,593 Oh, something just dawned on you. 573 00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:11,160 Yeah, I got to go to the airport. 574 00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:16,700 This is ridiculous. Listen, the choice is yours. 575 00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:19,436 Lawsuit, or upgrade me to business class. 576 00:20:19,471 --> 00:20:21,472 - Ball's in your court, pal! - Hey! 577 00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,607 Kate, officers, what's going on here? 578 00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,576 This woman said she cut her hand on a ticketing kiosk, 579 00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:27,678 but somebody saw her pull out a bag of glass. 580 00:20:27,713 --> 00:20:29,680 That's my healing glass, and legally, 581 00:20:29,715 --> 00:20:32,016 you can't ask about it. What kind of airport is this? 582 00:20:32,051 --> 00:20:33,953 Okay, I'm with the NYPD. I got it from here. 583 00:20:34,153 --> 00:20:35,632 Thanks, guys. 584 00:20:36,155 --> 00:20:37,755 - What do you want? - To apologize. 585 00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:39,690 Look, I was trying to get rid of you. 586 00:20:39,725 --> 00:20:42,293 Because you're a little bit of a mess, kinda like dad. 587 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,029 - Oh, I'm definitely a mess. - But I was being like dad too. 588 00:20:45,064 --> 00:20:46,463 I was trying to have a relationship with you, 589 00:20:46,498 --> 00:20:48,165 completely on my own terms. 590 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,000 And we both know from personal experience, 591 00:20:50,035 --> 00:20:51,969 that's a really crappy way to treat a family member. 592 00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:53,404 It is. 593 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,172 Thank you for saying that, Jake. 594 00:20:56,015 --> 00:20:58,542 And yes, I accept your invitation to move in with you. 595 00:20:58,956 --> 00:21:01,111 - Oh. Um... - I'm joking. 596 00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:03,380 I'm going back to Dallas. Don't worry. 597 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:05,819 But maybe we can keep in touch. 598 00:21:06,256 --> 00:21:07,704 I would really like that. 599 00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:10,174 Man, I was worried you were never gonna want to see me again. 600 00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:12,790 Are you kidding? The way you stood up for me with Kurt, 601 00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:14,841 you're a great big brother. 602 00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:18,268 And I have so many other enemies. 603 00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:20,264 - You're gonna be real busy. - Oh. 604 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:22,919 Anyway, I should go. My plane's leaving. Come here. 605 00:21:25,776 --> 00:21:27,746 - Noice. - Toit. 606 00:21:29,441 --> 00:21:31,041 All right, sis, have a safe flight. 607 00:21:31,076 --> 00:21:34,111 - No vaping. - ♪ No promises! ♪ 608 00:21:34,446 --> 00:21:35,946 She is bad at singing. 609 00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:41,651 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com