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Hey, Boyle,
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I need a recommendation
for a good restaurant.
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It's Marcus' birthday
and I want to do something...
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Nice.
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Ooh. Do you want like,
classic, romantic?
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- Or gastro-sensuous?
- Ugh. Never mind.
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I know those categories.
You guys are talking dates.
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Here's what you do:
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Invite him over,
order some fancy take out,
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throw it in a pot,
and act like you cooked it.
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I got the idea
from yahoo! Answers.
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Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot.
We're not married.
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Mm-kay,
you know what time it is?
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Because my hoodie does.
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Look at that.
Mm.
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I have either two
or four words for you.
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Drag queen.
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Dim sum.
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You're talking
about this friday night?
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Everything's gonna be booked.
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We're only 72 hours out
and we're still
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in the brainstorming phase?
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You gotta postpone.
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You can't postpone
a birthday, Amy.
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But, if you can't get a
reservation,
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you can always go home
and shampoo his hair.
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Please stop
always recommending that.
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Well, it's always romantic.
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You can go to the top
of the empire state building,
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that's every romantic.
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Hm. Maybe I will.
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You can pee on the whole city
from up there.
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Come on!
What? Come on!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Take it.
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Take it.
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Come on!
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This stupid machine
won't take my dollar.
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That's half a dollar
taped to a pizza coupon.
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It's good for a cheesy bread
worth $2.50.
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You would've made money
on this deal, machine.
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Hey, sarge,
can I borrow a dollar?
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No. No more loans.
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You already owe me
way too much.
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The bank of Terry
is closed.
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What, are you sailing away
on a tugboat?
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Man, I love tugboats.
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It's not a tugboat!
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I'm locking the vault!
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All right, fine, how much
could I possibly owe you?
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50, 60 bucks?
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$2,437.
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Dollars?
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Wait, of course dollars,
why was that the part
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I was surprised by?
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Jake, I would appreciate it
if you paid me back.
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Well, that's the craziest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
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"I would appreciate it
if you paid me back"?
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Good.
So you heard it too.
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I've been in debt
to him forever
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and he's never cared before.
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Something's up.
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I'm gonna drop everything
and figure out
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why he's acting weird.
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Or you could just pay him
what you owe.
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Hilarious, Rosa.
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Hilarious.
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Santiago, whenever you can,
please drop of those case files.
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You got it, partner!
Be right in!
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"Partner"?
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What is going on?
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Is this a make-a-wish thing?
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Are you dying?
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Is it from loneliness?
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I found a mistake in one
of the Captain's old cases
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and he asked me to work
it with him.
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As partners.
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We're taking our relationship
to the next level.
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From awkward underling
to awkward colleague.
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This is a real ugly duckling
story.
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We're gonna bounce ideas
off each other,
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eat street meat while we
stake-out some perp,
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bond over burned coffee...
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Santiago!
Hm?
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Now means now!
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You got it.
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See? He can't wait
to work with me.
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He's clearly pumped.
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Hello, Terry.
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I just thought I'd stop by
and let you know
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that I'm on my way
to the bank.
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That's right.
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I'm gonna pay you back
because I know your secret.
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What are you talking about?
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I don't have a secret.
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Oh, really?
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Fact the first:
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After years of not caring
about my debt,
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you weirdly want me
to pay you back now.
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That implies to me
that there is a sudden,
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unexpected expense.
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Or I got sick of waiting
for you to do the right thing.
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Not plausible.
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You have endless patience
for my shenanigans.
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Fact the second:
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You've had dentist appointments
twice in the past two weeks.
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No one goes to the dentist
that much.
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I haven't been
in seven years.
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You should go
to the dentist, Jake.
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Probably.
My teeth hurt all the time.
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Fact the third:
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I'm really liking this
"fact the" thing.
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I think I'm gonna stick
with it.
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Fact the fourth:
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I found this on your desk.
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It's a list of names.
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Nathaniel Jeffords,
Alexa Jeffords...
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Those are my cousins names.
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Lies!
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There is but one conclusion.
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You, Terry Jeffords,
are pregnant.
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The names are baby names.
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The dentist?
An obstetrician.
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And the money
is for baby things.
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Like diapers.
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What are you talking about, man?
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Yeah.
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That is crazy.
Yeah.
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Damn it!
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Does anybody else know?
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No, just you, and your wife,
and crash.
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That's what I think
you should name the baby.
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Works for a boy
or a girl.
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Listen up, Jake.
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We just found out
Sharon is pregnant
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and it's way too early
to tell anyone.
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This is a secret.
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- Do you understand me?
- Yeah.
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Do you?
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Do you understand me?
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Oh, this got physical
very quickly.
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This is adult stuff, Jake.
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Be serious!
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Look, I promise
I won't tell anyone, all right?
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My lips are sealed.
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Good.
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Do I even weigh
anything to you?
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No.
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It's like holding
a couple of grapes.
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Okay, partner,
let's bang this out.
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Should we grab
a cup of coffee,
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bounce some theories
off each other...
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I solved it already.
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Oh...
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Then should we grab
a cup of coffee,
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you could tell me
what you found out and...
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No, we can do it here.
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The fires were set by
Richard Wilcox,
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the firefighter who was
first on the scene
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at all three fires.
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Okay uh, now we just
have to work backwards,
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figure out why...
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He was up for a promotion
and wanted to look like a hero.
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Yup.
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But how are we gonna find
this bastard?
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After all these years,
you know, it could take...
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He owns a store.
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I have the address.
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Okay.
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I could drive.
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No, you don't know
where we're going.
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But if you'd like
a cup of coffee,
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there's an old bakery
in that neighborhood.
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The coffee there is terrible
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but I would enjoy the nostalgia.
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I love terrible coffee.
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Now let's put away
Richard Wilcox,
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that no-good punk.
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He's 86 years old.
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You don't outgrow punk, sir.
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There you are, sergeant.
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Installment one of TBD.
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1,200 bucks, that's everything
I have.
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You should also note
it's all in singles
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because it takes so many bills
to fill up a briefcase.
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Thanks, Peralta.
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You know, it's nice
to finally have someone
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to share this secret with.
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I'm pregnant, man!
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Yeah!
We're pregnant.
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"We" because I convinced you
not to get a vasectomy.
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So if it wasn't for me,
you'd have no penis.
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You still don't know
what a vasectomy is.
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Hey, so listen,
I was thinking,
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now that I've proven I'm
fiscally responsible,
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how you feel about me
being the godfather?
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How about this?
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You don't tell anyone
about the pregnancy
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for four weeks, and I'll think
about you being the godfather.
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Yes!
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Oh also, I put a list
of baby names in there.
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Nakatomi.
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After the tower in Die Hard.
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Works for a boy or a girl.
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What's going on?
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How'd you get all that money?
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Pfft, by putting bad guys
behind bars.
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I work for a living, jeez.
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I emptied out my checking
account.
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Wait, you've owed Terry
for years,
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and now, suddenly, you give him
every penny you have?
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- Why?
- Why?
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Oh, wait.
Because.
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That is not an answer.
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No. Well, because you guys
got in my head
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about owing Terry money.
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And it convinced me
that it's important
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to pay back your friends.
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Well, you owe all of us money.
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So does that mean you're gonna
pay all of us back?
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Yeah, Jake,
or is there something special
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about your friendship
with Terry?
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Nope.
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Nothing special about Terry.
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I'm gonna pay everyone.
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Man, I really hoped to say
this to a drug dealer
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who killed my whole family,
but...
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It's payback time.
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All right, but a nice little
dent into my Terry debt.
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No applause?
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Seriously?
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Okay, I see how this is gonna
be.
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All right, how much do I owe
the rest of you?
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$4,009.
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What? How is that even possible?
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June 3rd, 2008,
paid for your lunch,
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$8.45.
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June 3rd, 2008,
bought you a soda,
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$1.05.
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June 3rd, 2008, lent you $4,000
for an entertainment system.
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Now there it is.
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I stopped keeping track
after that.
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Sure.
Sure, okay.
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How about the rest of you?
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710 dollarinos.
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$856.32
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okay, very specific.
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I'm sorry you guys,
but I can't pay that.
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It's too much money.
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Why don't you just take back
the money you gave to Terry
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and split it six ways.
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Then at least everyone
gets something.
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Yeah, but Terry needs the money.
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For what?
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Uh, for butt enhancement
surgery.
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Smart.
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That's a real problem area
for Terry.
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Yeah.
What?
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What?
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I am not having butt enhancement
surgery.
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Nor do I need it!
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Okay, so split up the money.
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No, no, no.
How about this?
264
00:08:10,626 --> 00:08:12,360
I'll work off my debt
to each of you.
265
00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,595
How's that sound?
I'll do anything you want.
266
00:08:14,596 --> 00:08:16,798
Anything?
267
00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:18,533
Am I the only one that was super
creeped out by that?
268
00:08:18,534 --> 00:08:20,735
No, that was definitely
creepy.
269
00:08:20,736 --> 00:08:22,804
Yeah, he wants you to do
something real weird.
270
00:08:24,029 --> 00:08:25,707
Hello, partner!
271
00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:26,708
Two coffees.
272
00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,209
Black for me.
Milk for you.
273
00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,711
You remembered how I like it!
274
00:08:29,712 --> 00:08:31,045
Yes, with milk.
275
00:08:31,046 --> 00:08:32,080
It's just one ingredient.
276
00:08:32,081 --> 00:08:33,081
And you remembered it.
277
00:08:33,082 --> 00:08:34,782
Mm.
278
00:08:34,783 --> 00:08:36,889
Anyway, no sign of Wilcox.
279
00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:39,025
Maybe we should talk
about deets of the case,
280
00:08:39,026 --> 00:08:41,160
plan our next move,
grab a little chow.
281
00:08:41,161 --> 00:08:42,194
No need.
282
00:08:42,195 --> 00:08:44,597
I brought these.
283
00:08:44,598 --> 00:08:46,933
Nutrition bricks.
Hm?
284
00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:50,697
I have original no-flavor
and whole wheat no-flavor.
285
00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:55,608
Nutrition bricks sound great.
286
00:08:55,609 --> 00:08:58,644
Or we could grab
a little street meat.
287
00:08:58,645 --> 00:09:01,593
Kind of a classic
stakeout food, but whatever.
288
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,982
Huh.
289
00:09:02,983 --> 00:09:04,317
Meat.
290
00:09:04,318 --> 00:09:06,352
From the street.
291
00:09:06,353 --> 00:09:09,055
Sounds like a fun treat.
292
00:09:10,123 --> 00:09:11,958
I'm a poet
and didn't even know
293
00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:13,893
I was rhyming those words.
294
00:09:13,894 --> 00:09:15,528
But it happened anyway.
295
00:09:15,529 --> 00:09:17,317
That's a great idea,
partner.
296
00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,131
Let's grab some street meat.
297
00:09:19,132 --> 00:09:21,367
Okay!
298
00:09:21,368 --> 00:09:23,167
How's working your debt off
going?
299
00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:23,970
Horrible.
300
00:09:23,971 --> 00:09:26,239
Rosa's making clean
her motorcycle.
301
00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,740
Payback's a bitch.
302
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:31,010
Ugh! So many great payback lines
wasted on this.
303
00:09:31,011 --> 00:09:32,278
Damn this bike's muddy.
304
00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:33,846
And this isn't even
the worst thing I had to do.
305
00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:36,082
Gina made me call people
and tell them she was dead
306
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,057
to see how they'd react.
307
00:09:38,058 --> 00:09:39,506
Is she crying?
Is she crying?
308
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,387
A little.
309
00:09:41,388 --> 00:09:45,825
You should be wailing,
you stone cold bitch.
310
00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,692
Now call my other grandma.
311
00:09:47,693 --> 00:09:49,694
And then there was Scully.
312
00:09:49,695 --> 00:09:52,031
Lower.
313
00:09:52,032 --> 00:09:53,032
Lower.
314
00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:54,574
I'm at your butt.
Lower!
315
00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:57,201
Apparently he holds his stress
in the b-cheeks.
316
00:09:57,202 --> 00:09:58,304
Oh, God.
317
00:09:58,305 --> 00:09:59,839
I'm so sorry.
318
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,840
Well, at least I can help you
out.
319
00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:01,941
No, no, no, no.
320
00:10:01,942 --> 00:10:03,376
That'll only make people
suspicious.
321
00:10:03,377 --> 00:10:05,211
Besides, I don't mind
doing all these horrible things,
322
00:10:05,212 --> 00:10:06,746
'cause I want to keep your
secret safe.
323
00:10:06,747 --> 00:10:09,382
For you, and Sharon,
and Miata.
324
00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:11,079
Works for a boy or a girl.
325
00:10:11,095 --> 00:10:13,551
Well, well, well, what are you
hens clucking about?
326
00:10:13,552 --> 00:10:14,687
What?
Nothing.
327
00:10:14,688 --> 00:10:15,887
What do you want, Boyle?
328
00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:17,190
To be paid back.
329
00:10:17,191 --> 00:10:18,670
I want you to wash my dogs.
330
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:22,295
Hm, why would I ask that given
that I know you hate my dogs?
331
00:10:22,296 --> 00:10:23,462
They hump everything.
332
00:10:23,463 --> 00:10:24,697
They're passionate!
333
00:10:24,698 --> 00:10:27,099
But you don't have to wash
them at all
334
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,389
if you just tell me
what's going on here.
335
00:10:29,405 --> 00:10:30,735
You two have a secret.
336
00:10:30,736 --> 00:10:32,271
I can smell it.
337
00:10:32,272 --> 00:10:33,272
Jason, not now.
338
00:10:33,273 --> 00:10:34,474
Down.
339
00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:36,042
Yuck. We don't have a secret,
all right?
340
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,397
Do we have a secret, Terry?
341
00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:39,412
If we did, it's a secret
from me.
342
00:10:41,915 --> 00:10:43,873
Okay then, wash my dogs.
343
00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:46,085
And be warned, they just watched
Peabody and Sherman,
344
00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:48,002
so they're extra horny.
345
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,296
Ah!
Jason!
346
00:10:57,297 --> 00:10:59,002
Wait your turn!
347
00:10:59,018 --> 00:11:02,630
I must say,
this is quite good.
348
00:11:02,646 --> 00:11:05,371
Is this sauce for your chicken
or my lamb?
349
00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:07,188
Hm. I don't know.
350
00:11:07,189 --> 00:11:08,341
Should we try it?
351
00:11:08,342 --> 00:11:10,358
Let's risk it.
352
00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:12,233
Here we go. Boom.
353
00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:17,395
It's amazing.
354
00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,385
I don't care for it.
355
00:11:19,386 --> 00:11:21,521
But I tried!
356
00:11:21,522 --> 00:11:22,722
And what a story for Kevin!
357
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,091
So who was your partner
back when you caught
358
00:11:25,092 --> 00:11:26,192
the Brooklyn broiler?
359
00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:27,827
Martin Ormankupp.
360
00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:29,195
He was a great partner.
361
00:11:29,196 --> 00:11:33,633
Smart, loyal, homophobic
but not racist.
362
00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,268
In those days,
that was pretty good.
363
00:11:35,269 --> 00:11:37,373
Hm. How long did you work
the case for?
364
00:11:37,389 --> 00:11:40,673
Martin Ormankupp and I
tracked him for eight months.
365
00:11:40,674 --> 00:11:44,410
Almost cost him his marriage
to his wife, Heather Ormankupp.
366
00:11:44,411 --> 00:11:45,798
Oh, sir, look!
367
00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,947
Oh, this could be our man.
Let's go.
368
00:11:51,218 --> 00:11:52,585
NYPD.
We're partners.
369
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,021
We'd like to ask you
some questions.
370
00:11:55,022 --> 00:11:56,556
You're not Richard Wilcox!
371
00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:58,958
That's my grandpa.
He died a couple weeks ago.
372
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,783
I'm just here cleaning out
his shop.
373
00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:02,729
Oh, no.
Something wrong here.
374
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:04,030
Oh, you think this punk
is lying, partner?
375
00:12:04,031 --> 00:12:05,231
No.
376
00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:07,033
Something's wrong
in my intestine.
377
00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:08,935
Due to the street meat.
378
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,491
- We must go now.
- Okay.
379
00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,708
Oh, okay.
380
00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:16,709
All right, I'll drive!
381
00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,745
Oh, my...
382
00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:20,249
Sir, we could find
a public bathroom.
383
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,710
No! This is a very private
emergency!
384
00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:24,851
Ah!
385
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:29,789
I'm going to the gym,
then Sharon is gonna take me
386
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,011
to a dentist appointment.
387
00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:33,960
Damn sarge,
your teeth are messed up.
388
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,228
Listen up, everybody.
389
00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:37,430
I just forwarded you an email
about the suspect
390
00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:39,098
in those bodega robberies.
391
00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:42,522
Check it out.
We're gonna catch this guy.
392
00:12:42,538 --> 00:12:44,774
All right,
let's see here.
393
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:45,872
Hurricane?
394
00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:48,908
Hurricane Jeffords.
395
00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:50,443
Works for a boy or a girl.
396
00:12:50,444 --> 00:12:52,126
I know what's going on Jake.
397
00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:53,146
Uh, what?
398
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,147
About who?
399
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,148
With you and Terry.
400
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,382
The money, the private convos.
401
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:57,550
I figured it out.
402
00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:59,252
You stole my idea
to open a bowling alley
403
00:12:59,253 --> 00:13:01,387
and you're gonna do it
with Terry.
404
00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:02,678
Yup, that's it.
405
00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:05,625
Jake. Fingerholes
was our idea.
406
00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:07,809
I do not think it should be
called fingerholes.
407
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:10,129
You're not calling it
fingerholes?
408
00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,164
Good luck, pal.
409
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,398
Oh, my God!
410
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:13,666
Terry's pregnant?
411
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,801
What? How do you know that?
412
00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:15,835
We all know.
413
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,136
You hit "reply all"
on the email,
414
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,891
grandma Peralta.
415
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:20,527
Oh, no.
416
00:13:23,787 --> 00:13:26,746
Uh, good.
Great.
417
00:13:26,747 --> 00:13:29,515
The secret is out.
418
00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:32,022
I got humped
by Jason for nothing.
419
00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:36,117
Okay, yes.
Terry is having another kid.
420
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:37,301
We are pregnant.
421
00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:38,502
But that's a secret.
422
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,037
It's way too soon
to tell anyone.
423
00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:42,540
I only stumbled across it 'cause
I'm such an amazing Detective.
424
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,708
Who accidentally hit "reply all"
like some idiot
425
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:45,743
on a brunch thread.
426
00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:47,344
Yeah, that.
427
00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:49,613
But, look, Terry can't know
the secret is out.
428
00:13:49,614 --> 00:13:51,215
He got the email too, boo.
429
00:13:51,216 --> 00:13:52,750
Crap, you're right.
430
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,385
All right, we just have to break
into his email account
431
00:13:54,386 --> 00:13:55,986
and delete the message
while he's down at the gym.
432
00:13:55,987 --> 00:13:57,488
Great, all right,
here's the plan.
433
00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:58,489
I'll go down there...
434
00:13:58,490 --> 00:13:59,490
What are you gonna do, Jake?
435
00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:00,558
I'm obviously about to say.
436
00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:01,859
Okay?
I'll go down there...
437
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,227
Sorry, Jake, I thought
it was a call and response.
438
00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:04,353
It's not.
Okay?
439
00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:05,563
I'll go down there...
Are you mad at me?
440
00:14:05,564 --> 00:14:07,097
Dude!
Okay?
441
00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:08,199
Here's the plan.
442
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,266
I'll go down to the gym
and have Terry
443
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,267
take me through his workout.
444
00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,702
You guys get savant from I.T.
445
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,003
to help you hack into his
account.
446
00:14:13,004 --> 00:14:15,606
If anything goes wrong, Scully,
fake a heart attack.
447
00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:16,607
What are you thinking?
448
00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:18,776
Classic angina, or something
sexier,
449
00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:21,111
like um, myocardial infarction?
450
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:24,882
Just drop down onto the ground
and wiggle.
451
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:29,119
I'm gonna nail this.
452
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,120
You're back so soon.
453
00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:31,222
Did you catch your guy?
454
00:14:31,223 --> 00:14:32,690
No, he was dead.
So I'll never catch him.
455
00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:37,294
Also, Amy bought us tainted meat
and now I have diarrhea.
456
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:39,358
Oof.
457
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:44,835
Hey, Terry.
458
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,303
You get my email?
459
00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:48,022
About how I was coming
down here?
460
00:14:48,038 --> 00:14:49,507
No, I haven't checked
my phone.
461
00:14:49,508 --> 00:14:51,575
Oh, no need.
462
00:14:51,576 --> 00:14:53,143
I just wanted to make sure
you were here, you know?
463
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,749
You know how I like
to have a weight-mate.
464
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,579
Really?
465
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,147
I have never seen you
in the gym.
466
00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:58,148
What?
467
00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,583
I basically live here.
468
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:01,485
I'm a regular gym dandy.
469
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:03,053
Besides, I gotta get into shape
470
00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:04,755
for all the godfathering
I'm gonna do.
471
00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:06,490
I mean, how am I gonna throw
our baby up into the air
472
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,558
with these noodle arms?
473
00:15:07,559 --> 00:15:08,559
Good point.
474
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,027
So take me through
your workout, man.
475
00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:11,395
Rip me up, you know?
476
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:12,396
Let's rip it out.
477
00:15:12,397 --> 00:15:14,352
Time to rip it down!
478
00:15:14,353 --> 00:15:16,000
Those aren't gym terms.
479
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,868
And I don't think
you could handle my workout.
480
00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:18,869
Oh, wow.
481
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,538
Sounds like a challenge to me.
482
00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:21,539
Come on.
483
00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:23,707
I got you.
484
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:24,708
Ready?
Yup.
485
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,935
Oh, my God!
So heavy!
486
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:29,617
This will crack his password,
but it could take an hour.
487
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,816
No way Jake keeps up with Terry
for that long.
488
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:33,017
Have you seen Terry?
489
00:15:33,018 --> 00:15:34,251
Well there's nothing we can do.
490
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:36,120
Unless you can guess
the sarge's password.
491
00:15:36,121 --> 00:15:37,888
"Big muscles"?
Nope.
492
00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:39,690
That's your first guess?
"Big muscles"?
493
00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:41,325
Try his wife's name, Sharon.
494
00:15:41,326 --> 00:15:42,593
Nope.
Sharon1.
495
00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:43,828
Nope.
Sharon2.
496
00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:45,196
Nope.
Sharon3.
497
00:15:45,197 --> 00:15:46,363
Nope.
This is stupid.
498
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:47,832
Come on!
Push it!
499
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,333
Push it!
500
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:51,068
Five!
501
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:53,421
Ah!
Oh, man.
502
00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:55,393
This is almost too easy.
503
00:15:55,394 --> 00:15:56,574
Are you crying?
504
00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:58,542
No. That's eyeball sweat.
505
00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,844
All right.
Let's wrap this up.
506
00:15:59,845 --> 00:16:01,378
I gotta call Sharon
and get back to work.
507
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:02,379
No, no, no, no.
508
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,248
Hey, I thought you said
509
00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:05,783
this was gonna be
a challenge, huh?
510
00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:08,252
This has been a cakewalk
so far.
511
00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:10,187
Oh, you want me
to make this harder?
512
00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:11,422
Yes.
513
00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:12,423
That is what I want.
514
00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:13,958
More harder exercise.
515
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,759
Look, sarge!
516
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,228
I've burnt 200 calories.
517
00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:18,462
That's your heart rate.
518
00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,167
Yeah.
That checks out.
519
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:23,367
Come on, Jack,
ten more minutes.
520
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,423
I think we should stop now,
Peralta.
521
00:16:25,424 --> 00:16:26,704
No, no.
I'm still good.
522
00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:27,705
Check this out.
523
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:32,643
Right hook, right hook,
uppercut.
524
00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:36,413
My arms don't seem to be
responding to my brain anymore.
525
00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:37,448
Nope.
526
00:16:37,449 --> 00:16:39,683
Ugh! God,
I hate how hard it is
527
00:16:39,684 --> 00:16:41,652
to guess other people's
passwords.
528
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:43,420
Wait!
Everyone, wait!
529
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:48,225
Try "yogurt."
530
00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:49,226
We're in!
531
00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:52,408
Terry loves yogurt.
532
00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:53,697
Come on, Jake!
Let's go!
533
00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:55,766
So how much blood do you
usually have in your mouth
534
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:56,767
when you do this?
535
00:16:56,768 --> 00:17:00,771
None.
536
00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:01,972
Great, I'm done.
537
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:05,076
Great workout, sarge.
538
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,812
Ah, Boyle, I need to throw away
this piece of paper
539
00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:08,979
but I can't move my body.
540
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,980
On it, Jakey.
541
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:11,382
It's show time, here we go.
542
00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:14,043
I love this, we're like
Batman and Alfred.
543
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:15,519
You'd rather be Alfred
than Robin?
544
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,088
He has access to the batcave,
plus, he gets to drive
545
00:17:18,089 --> 00:17:20,644
all of Batman's girlfriends home
and dish.
546
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:22,313
Doy.
547
00:17:22,314 --> 00:17:24,495
Oh, hey!
How are you Mrs. Sarge?
548
00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:25,858
You look normal.
549
00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:28,466
Hi, Jake.
Charles.
550
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:29,934
Uh, hold on, honey.
551
00:17:29,935 --> 00:17:32,656
I gotta check my emails
and then I'll be ready to go.
552
00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:44,615
Okay, all set.
553
00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:45,616
All right, have fun.
554
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:46,617
Yeah.
555
00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:47,651
Sergeant Jeffords.
Sharon.
556
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:48,886
The Captain's back?
When he get back?
557
00:17:48,887 --> 00:17:49,954
Turn me around!
558
00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:51,055
I'm not feeling well.
559
00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:52,156
I have an appointment
at the restroom
560
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:54,125
but I gather congratulations
are in order.
561
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:54,959
For what?
562
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,427
Oh, Peralta sent everyone
in the office
563
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,462
an email about what to name
your new baby.
564
00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:02,366
For what it's worth,
I really like the name Todd.
565
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,385
Terrence, what is he talking
about?
566
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:09,507
Yeah, Peralta!
What is he talking about?
567
00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:11,434
Hey.
568
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:12,376
Scully! Now!
569
00:18:13,879 --> 00:18:16,047
Oh, no!
He's having a heart attack!
570
00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:18,716
This is a man's life,
you calloused bastards!
571
00:18:22,052 --> 00:18:24,999
Terry, I am so sorry.
572
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,282
You should be sorry.
573
00:18:26,298 --> 00:18:27,624
Should I get out of here
574
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,259
or should I just fade
into the background
575
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,328
until you need me
to wheel you out?
576
00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:33,830
I'll fade.
I'll fade.
577
00:18:33,831 --> 00:18:35,399
You promised
you wouldn't tell anyone.
578
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,001
I know, but I can't help it
if everyone in this precinct
579
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:39,369
is a brilliant Detective.
580
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:41,305
You emailed them all!
581
00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:42,339
With your email!
582
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,707
To their emails!
583
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,109
Okay, yes, that was one fact
that may have helped them
584
00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:48,912
crack the case,
but Boyle was closing in.
585
00:18:48,913 --> 00:18:50,147
I was actually way off.
586
00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:52,683
All my theories
were bowling alley related.
587
00:18:52,684 --> 00:18:55,252
Fading, fading again.
588
00:18:55,253 --> 00:18:56,353
Look, I know I messed up.
589
00:18:56,354 --> 00:18:57,621
But it was an honest mistake.
590
00:18:57,622 --> 00:18:59,890
I promise you, I was taking it
seriously.
591
00:18:59,891 --> 00:19:01,996
What was the email
you sent everyone about?
592
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:04,795
How you should name your kid
hurricane.
593
00:19:04,796 --> 00:19:06,292
Wheel him out, Charles.
594
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:07,164
Wait.
595
00:19:07,165 --> 00:19:08,999
Does this mean I can't be
the godfather?
596
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,434
I said wheel him out.
597
00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:11,735
You can be my godfather, Jake.
598
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,422
You're older than me!
599
00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:18,308
Captain?
How are you feeling?
600
00:19:18,309 --> 00:19:19,510
Better today.
601
00:19:19,511 --> 00:19:22,012
I even managed to eat some
plain toast this morning.
602
00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:23,080
Smart.
603
00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:24,114
Something bland.
604
00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,549
That's my favorite breakfast.
605
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,017
Right.
606
00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:29,786
Sir, I'm sorry.
607
00:19:29,787 --> 00:19:32,022
I wanted to be a great partner.
608
00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:33,557
A Martin Ormankupp.
609
00:19:33,558 --> 00:19:35,859
But instead, I was the partner
who made you sick.
610
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:39,296
Can I tell you something
about Martin Ormankupp?
611
00:19:39,297 --> 00:19:40,664
On our second day as partners,
612
00:19:40,665 --> 00:19:43,167
Martin Ormankupp was kicked
in the crotch by a police horse.
613
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:44,935
Not what I was expecting you
to say.
614
00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:46,837
Of all the cases that we worked,
that moment was the one
615
00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:48,605
that bonded us the most.
616
00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:50,073
Because that's what
we laughed about.
617
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:52,910
After his surgery
and months long rehab.
618
00:19:52,911 --> 00:19:54,411
It was a terrible ordeal
for both Martin
619
00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:55,966
and Heather Ormankupp.
620
00:19:55,967 --> 00:20:01,043
Mm. So you think we can laugh
about me poisoning you?
621
00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:02,786
Yes, I do.
622
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:03,821
Someday.
623
00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:06,423
Perhaps over street meat.
624
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:08,692
Sir, did you just laugh?
625
00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:09,860
Uproariously.
626
00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:11,361
Oh, my God.
627
00:20:11,362 --> 00:20:13,197
It's happening.
628
00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:15,057
Yup.
629
00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:16,400
Here, sarge.
630
00:20:16,401 --> 00:20:18,030
It's the rest of the money
I owe you.
631
00:20:18,031 --> 00:20:19,369
1,237 bucks.
632
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,171
I thought you already drained
your bank account.
633
00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:22,573
I sold my car.
634
00:20:22,574 --> 00:20:24,161
It's not a big deal.
635
00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:26,694
Oh, my God!
This is such a huge deal!
636
00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,814
I can't un-tell your secret.
637
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:32,382
The best I can do is make sure
no one talks about it
638
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:36,162
for the next four weeks
and pay back your money, so.
639
00:20:36,178 --> 00:20:37,758
Jake, hold up.
640
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,290
Yeah?
641
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:42,042
I was wondering if you still
wanted to be the godfather.
642
00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:44,228
Wait, seriously?
643
00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:45,629
Yes!
Of course!
644
00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:47,131
That would be amazing.
645
00:20:47,132 --> 00:20:48,465
Thank you.
646
00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:49,767
I'm gonna be such a good
godfather.
647
00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:51,301
You'll see.
I'm gonna be like...
648
00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:53,537
"What's the matter with you? Be a man!"
649
00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:54,872
You know?
650
00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:57,040
You know, obviously I wouldn't
scream that at the baby.
651
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,142
That was a bad quote to choose.
652
00:20:58,143 --> 00:20:59,602
But you get what I'm saying.
653
00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:02,646
Yeah, look, that kid
is gonna have a lot of fun
654
00:21:02,647 --> 00:21:03,898
hanging out with you.
655
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:07,985
But I also know that if anything
happened to me and Sharon,
656
00:21:07,986 --> 00:21:11,088
you're responsible enough
to raise the little guy.
657
00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:12,222
Wait,
658
00:21:12,223 --> 00:21:14,358
that's what a
godfather does?
659
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,193
I mean, I knew that.
660
00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:18,228
I can handle it!
661
00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:19,229
Just real quick,
what's a good book
662
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,831
on parenting that you could
recommend.
663
00:21:20,832 --> 00:21:22,933
Or better yet, what's a good
movie on parenting?
664
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:24,034
Terry?
665
00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:27,237
Seriously, I have no idea
what to do!
666
00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:28,372
Oh, wait!
667
00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:29,940
Yahoo! Answers.
668
00:21:29,941 --> 00:21:33,982
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