1 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,744 - Lastly, on a personal note, 2 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:06,876 as many of you know, 3 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,486 Kevin and I have recently reconciled. 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,662 - Noice. Somebody's getting some. 5 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,621 - It's true. I am. Now, when we originally wed, 6 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,623 we didn't know how long gay marriage would be legal, 7 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,755 so we had a somewhat rushed ceremony. 8 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,105 - Do you, Kevin-- - Yes. 9 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,976 - And do you-- - Yes. Yes, we do. 10 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,108 We're married. 11 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,326 Kevin has always regretted it, 12 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,720 so we're having a vow renewal ceremony. 13 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,635 This time, we're pulling out all the stops. 14 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:29,333 It's will be a truly extravagant affair. 15 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,118 - Oh, how extravagant are we talking? 16 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:33,076 Champagne pyramid? - Destination wedding? 17 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,164 - Celebrity officiant? 18 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,731 - We got the salad forks. 19 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,341 Can you believe it, a second fork? 20 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,909 Who do we think we are? 21 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,825 Oh, no. You're shocked at how garish it is. 22 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,348 Now I don't even wanna tell you 23 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:46,002 the other surprise I have in store for Kevin. 24 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,525 - Wait, let me guess. You're getting bread plates? 25 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,136 - Don't be absurd. We're not crazy. 26 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,964 No, the big surprise is... 27 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:54,489 I'm retiring from the NYPD. 28 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:55,620 - Wait. 29 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,100 - What? 30 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,276 - Why did you lead with the salad forks? 31 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:09,417 ♪ 32 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,124 - You're leaving the NYPD? 33 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,778 - My preoccupation with my job 34 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,649 has been a point of contention with Kevin for some time now. 35 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:27,174 I wanna show him that our relationship comes first. 36 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,437 - But, sir, it's too soon for you to retire. 37 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,308 We didn't even get to do one final cool case together. 38 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,570 The last thing we worked 39 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,181 was finding that kid's missing mitten. 40 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,878 - I thought that was rewarding and poignant. 41 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:37,140 - It was boring as crap! 42 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,228 - What were you hoping for otherwise? 43 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,708 - I'm so glad you asked. 44 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,623 We hunt down a serial killer, stare death in the face, 45 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,581 and then in the final battle, you save my life 46 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,018 and I say to you, "How can I ever repay you?" 47 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:48,456 And you say, "You already have." 48 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:49,761 Then you jump on your motorcycle, 49 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,241 drive off, never to be seen again. 50 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,764 - I don't have a motorcycle, but Kevin and I 51 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:56,159 did just purchase recumbent bicycles. 52 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,117 - you, Captain Holt. 53 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,292 - Anyway, I already have 54 00:01:58,335 --> 00:02:00,294 a cool final case 55 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,644 the police reform proposal that Santiago and I 56 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,646 have been toiling over for these past six months. 57 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,126 - Oh, my God, I didn't even think about Amy. 58 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,779 She's gonna be devastated. 59 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,694 - Which is why I made sure she wasn't here when I told you. 60 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:12,697 I need Santiago laser-focused on this proposal. 61 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,569 We can tell her after we turn the report in. 62 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:16,353 Hopefully, you can keep the news to yourselves for now. 63 00:02:16,397 --> 00:02:18,268 - Sir, she's my wife. I can't lie to her. 64 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,227 - What about that time you spent $1,000 65 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,750 on a Patrick Ewing Top Shot? 66 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,795 - That wasn't a lie. I just didn't tell her. 67 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,842 But she's gonna be happy about it, because that Top Shot 68 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,453 is currently worth--oh, no. 69 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,760 I will keep your secret for $992. 70 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,370 - Deal. - Great, let's lie to my wife. 71 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:37,896 - Ah, hello. 72 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,507 Thank you for coming early to help out. 73 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,162 There's a lot to do since we decided to go so over the top. 74 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,467 I mean, look at the napkins. 75 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,296 We're going with a pretty whimsical fold... 76 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,297 lengthwise. 77 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:49,212 - That is...funny. 78 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,475 - The intent was whimsy, not humor. 79 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:52,433 Now you have me doubting everything. 80 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:53,477 Where's--where's Raymond? 81 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,696 - You know what? I'll go find him. 82 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,176 I got something I wanna ask him anyway. 83 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,484 There you are. Why are you hiding? 84 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,182 - Oh, I was just looking at pornography. 85 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,836 I felt an urgent need to watch some men taking a bath. 86 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,534 - What? 87 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,797 - Okay, fine, you caught me. I was checking my email. 88 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,233 - And that's worse than watching porn? 89 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,582 - Much worse. 90 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,628 Kevin can't know I'm working on our special day. 91 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,717 But I just received an email from my contact 92 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,241 at One Police Plaza about our reform proposal. 93 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,765 - Ah, yeah, speaking of that, now that the report is done, 94 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,332 can you please tell Amy you're retiring? 95 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,725 I don't like lying to her. 96 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,292 - So then you told her about the Top Shot? 97 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,468 - I didn't need to because I traded it for an investment 98 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,209 in The Rock's new cryptocurrency, 99 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,340 which is currently worth-- 100 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,342 oh, no, what happened to RockCoin? 101 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:34,083 - We can't tell her. Things aren't settled. 102 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:36,259 The brass is having a closed-door meeting today 103 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,174 about our reform proposal, but apparently, 104 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,916 the union is gonna claim that we fudged our numbers. 105 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,309 - That's crazy. 106 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,049 Amy would never fudge numbers. She loves numbers. 107 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,400 Sometimes I think she loves them more than me. 108 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,966 Stupid numbers, think they're so great. 109 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,707 I'd love to see numbers give you a baby. 110 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:52,014 - I'm gonna check those CompStat numbers right now. 111 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,885 I'm just gonna click on this video link entitled 112 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,801 "Handyman fixes squeaky door, customer." 113 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,281 - Oh, my God. 114 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,543 - What? This isn't correct. 115 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,284 Somebody changed these since last night. 116 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:02,851 - Wait. 117 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,374 I bet O'Sullivan hacked into the system. 118 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,854 Do you know what this means? 119 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:06,942 - They're trying to kill... - Jake and Holt... 120 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,073 - Police reform. - Have a final case. 121 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,292 Yep. Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,685 Two equally important sets of stakes. 123 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,208 - He claims you messed with the numbers? 124 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,644 That son of a bitch. 125 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:14,950 - I would never fabricate numbers. 126 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,343 I love numbers. 127 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,735 - Numbers can't be a father to your child, Amy. 128 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,824 - So what are we gonna do? - I have a plan. 129 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:23,350 We can prove that O'Sullivan changed the CompStat numbers 130 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,656 if we find this. - What is that, a bed? 131 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,615 - No, that's a cheese grater. - It's his computer. 132 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,225 Obviously, I should have had Terry do the drawings. 133 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,575 Fortunately, I know how to find his personal computer 134 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,577 thanks to his YouTube rants about the NHL. 135 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,013 - This is "Islanders Talk," 136 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,755 can hockey have female fans? 137 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,583 - Yeah, he's not a good person. 138 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,324 Anyway, those videos are taken in the "man cave" 139 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,586 in O'Sullivan's basement, 140 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,240 so that's gotta be where his laptop is. 141 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,460 Holt and I will be infiltrating his house and retrieving it. 142 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:47,417 - How are you gonna get past him? 143 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,766 - He won't be home. 144 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,333 We're gonna lure him out using his one weakness. 145 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,422 - Rare Billy Joel memorabilia sale? 146 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:54,859 - Oh, that's nice, hear. - Ah. 147 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,296 - O'Sullivan will meet with an ex-roadie 148 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,949 named Geronimo Rodriguez, 149 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,690 who will actually be an undercover Terry Jeffords, 150 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,040 our resident Billy Joel superfan. 151 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,520 - It was one time. 152 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,696 You caught me lip-synching to "Uptown Girl" one time. 153 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,219 - Nope, he's your favorite singer; everybody knows it. 154 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:08,612 - And you're the only one 155 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,266 O'Sullivan hasn't interacted with. 156 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,529 If he stumps you, Santiago will be nearby, 157 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,270 feeding you Billy Joel facts into your ear. 158 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,489 - You guys need to keep him busy 159 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,012 and then use a piece of fake memorabilia 160 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,840 to get a fingerprint we can use to unlock his laptop. 161 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,276 - What am I doing? - You, Charles, and Scully 162 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,669 will be here, distracting Kevin 163 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:22,626 and making sure he doesn't know Holt's working. 164 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,672 - And who will be on Cheddar duty? 165 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,804 - I mean, can't we just distract him with a bone? 166 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,371 - Bone? 167 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,851 Bone? - Yeah. 168 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,331 - Bone? 169 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,941 Cheddar's not some street rat. 170 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,725 This is never gonna work. - Yes, it will. 171 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,031 Just give me 90 minutes, and I promise 172 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,815 I will get you back in time for your vows. 173 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:41,166 - Fine, but if there are any complications, I pull the plug. 174 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,646 The ceremony is too important. 175 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,996 Kevin cannot find out what we're up to. 176 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,433 - He won't, I promise. 177 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,391 - Raymond? 178 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,219 What are you all doing in here? 179 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,481 - Peralta's watching porn. 180 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:52,526 - What? - What? 181 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,092 - Peralta's watching a handyman 182 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:57,052 repair a squeaky door and then his customer. 183 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,401 - Is that true, Jake? 184 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:02,318 ♪ 185 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,016 - Yes. 186 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,541 - I wish I could say I was surprised. 187 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,020 ♪ 188 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,152 - Told you it was a great cover. 189 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,766 - Okay, if we wanna get past O'Sullivan's ma, 190 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:16,985 we need undercover personas. 191 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,856 I'm thinking you will be Maxwell Maxwell, 192 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,250 international playboy and black ops specialist. 193 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,078 He'd had affairs on every continent, 194 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,080 but his true mistress is danger. 195 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,255 - I thought you learned your lesson 196 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,648 about turning police work into movies. 197 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,606 - Yeah, I did, but this is a movie about reform. 198 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:30,999 I mean, isn't that a movie you'd wanna see? 199 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,087 - The only movie I wanna see 200 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,393 is called "The World of Mosses." 201 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,656 It's a documentary about the world of mosses. 202 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,005 - It sounds bad. 203 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,310 - Now, we will go in dressed 204 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,008 as gas company employees named Mitch and Henry. 205 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,792 - Ugh. At least tell me I'm Henry. 206 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,142 Hello, ma'am. We're from the gas company. 207 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:47,058 My name is... 208 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,495 Mitch. 209 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:51,411 - Okay, this is how we'll get 210 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,847 fast-drying dental resin. 211 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,109 O'Sullivan touches this, 212 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,676 leaves an imprint, and we have a mold, 213 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,026 Which we use to make a fake finger that will fool 214 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,463 99% of biometric scanners. 215 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,160 Pretty sweet, right? - I gotta say, 216 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:05,990 I thought Holt retiring would crush your mood, but it hasn't. 217 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,252 - Wait. 218 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:09,777 Holt's retiring? - You knew that. 219 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,300 He said he would tell you when you handed in 220 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,519 your reform proposal, 221 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:15,173 and you handed it in, and he told you. 222 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,479 - No, he didn't. 223 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,221 - Okay, well, then I just told you. 224 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,223 But you're still taking it well. 225 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:23,486 Amy? 226 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,357 Amy! 227 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,750 O'Sullivan just texted. 228 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,710 He'll be here in three. You gotta hide! 229 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,625 Um... 230 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,802 I'm just gonna pick you up and carry you like furniture, okay? 231 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,284 ♪ 232 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,199 - Look alive. Kevin's on your six. 233 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:42,984 - Do you know where Raymond is? - Yes, I do. 234 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,551 He's, um... 235 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,204 Come on, Scully. Think of something. 236 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,903 - Think of something. What does that mean? 237 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,296 - Cheddar did it. - Cheddar, I know 238 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,863 you wanted us to go with the other vase. 239 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,299 I have a different aesthetic sense than you, 240 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,736 and it's my day. 241 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:58,086 Sorry you had to witness that. I will get a broom. 242 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,696 - Scully, tail him. 243 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,350 Well, that should keep him busy for a bit. 244 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,612 - That was smart, but I don't think 245 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,266 we should mess with Cheddar too much. 246 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:05,397 - Why not? He's an animal. 247 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:06,921 - Animals can be very vengeful, Rosa. 248 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,400 - Is this about Lieutenant-- - Of course it's about 249 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:09,837 Lieutenant Peanut Butter. - Yeah. 250 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,926 - So here's the shutoff to the main line. 251 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,406 - Thank you very much, ma'am. 252 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,973 Okay, to get into the basement, 253 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,105 we're gonna have to distract her, 254 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:18,323 so here's what I'm thinking. 255 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,238 Maxwell Maxwell turns on the charm. 256 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:23,981 Unbutton your jumper and say, "The thing about gas lines is, 257 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,766 "the pressure builds and builds 258 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:29,117 and it just needs a little...release." 259 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:31,685 You don't have to make that sound, 260 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:32,773 but if I were you, I definitely would. 261 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,252 - No one will be talking about release 262 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,080 or making the sound of a rodent in labor. 263 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,299 - It was a sensuous moan, but fair enough. 264 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,474 - We just have to get the laptop 265 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,736 so I can get back to Kevin. 266 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,782 You will simply approach her and say... 267 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,827 - Ma'am, I need to check your water heater in the basement 268 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,569 to make sure there's no leaks or blockages to the gas line. 269 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,571 - You should maybe come back later when my son is home. 270 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:49,964 He's better at this stuff. 271 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,226 - Oh, it's just a quick check. 272 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,010 - The answer is no. 273 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,143 - Sorry about him. 274 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,579 He's a little abrasive. 275 00:08:56,623 --> 00:09:00,061 The name is Maxwell Maxwell. 276 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,584 - Carol. 277 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,238 - You see, the thing about gas lines is, 278 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:06,589 the pressure just builds and builds. 279 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:11,681 Sometimes...it just needs a little release. 280 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,338 - Well, we wouldn't want that. 281 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,732 You can go down to the basement now, Mitch. 282 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,342 - Yeah, sounds good. Have fun, you two. 283 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,605 - Amy, look alive. He's here. 284 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,389 - You the guy selling the memorabilia? 285 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,087 - Oh, yeah. - Where did you get this stuff? 286 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,698 - I used to haul amps for him. - Yeah? Which tours? 287 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,395 - The, you know-- 288 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,572 - Oh, Terry, I'm not ready to say goodbye. 289 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,096 - I'm Not Ready to Say Goodbye tour. 290 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,533 - Never heard of that one. - You haven't? That's weird. 291 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,796 Maybe you just weren't paying attention. 292 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,277 - Sorry. I'm on Billy Joel's wiki now. 293 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,366 - I've done other tours too, like... 294 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:47,195 - Innocent Man and The Bridge. 295 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,023 - Okay. What's in the box? 296 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:54,550 - An early draft of the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire." 297 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,380 - "Eisenhower, vaccine, side salad, mixed greens." 298 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,686 What is this? 299 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,078 - Well, I guess, while he was writing the song, 300 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:04,038 he must have accidently included his lunch order. 301 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,866 Anyway, that's 10K. 302 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084 - Oh. 303 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,695 What's the sticky stuff? - Yes. 304 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,653 - I grabbed that out of the trash in his dressing room. 305 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,655 It must be gum. Look, I'm so sorry. 306 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,004 Just let me have that back. 307 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,658 - Ah-ah, not so fast. 308 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:19,227 This has been in William Martin Joel's mouth. 309 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,359 His tongue touched this. 310 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,926 - Wait. What's happening? 311 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,146 - What's this, now? - That is $10,000. 312 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,495 And I'm keeping the gum. 313 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,410 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 314 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,239 - A grown adult with a man cave. 315 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,457 This is so embarrassing. 316 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,372 Oh, my God, he has root beer on tap. 317 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:40,596 ♪ 318 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,860 Okay, everything is all-- 319 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:44,948 what am I looking at? 320 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,950 - Your friend here was very clumsy 321 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,735 and he spilled on himself. 322 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,607 - Well, we got everything we needed, but I can wait 323 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,740 if Maxwell needs a little more time to dry off. 324 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,917 - No, no, no, I'm all dry now. We can leave. 325 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,658 - Oh, wait, let me give you my number. 326 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,268 I only have the landline, 327 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,531 so if my son, Frankie, answers, hang up. 328 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,185 He gets a little jealous. 329 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,534 - Not to worry, Mrs. O'Sullivan. 330 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,276 Maxwell Maxwell is nothing if not discreet. 331 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,278 - Not discreet enough. 332 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,627 - Okay, look, I don't know 333 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,150 what kind of freaky stuff you guys are into, 334 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,761 but I want no part of it. 335 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,374 - Let's just try to stay calm. 336 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,636 I think you're making a big mistake here. 337 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,551 - No, I'm not. He called me Mrs. O'Sullivan. 338 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,248 That was my name three marriages ago. 339 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,989 I'm Carol Shaughnessy now. 340 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,209 If he's calling me Mrs. O'Sullivan, 341 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,819 it's 'cause he knows who my son is 342 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,734 and you're up to something. 343 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,562 - Carol, baby. 344 00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,869 - Don't "baby" me. Get down in the basement. 345 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,348 - Well, I always like going down. 346 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,394 - I said move. I'm calling my son. 347 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,961 - Feel like she considered it. 348 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,572 - We're locked in. 349 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,921 If she gets in touch with O'Sullivan, it's over. 350 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,706 - Wait. She said she doesn't have a cell phone. 351 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,272 That means if we can tie up her landline, 352 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,665 she can't call anyone. 353 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,539 - Hey, what did you do with the phone? 354 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,629 - Smart, but we're still trapped down here. 355 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,762 Does that smile mean you know a way out? 356 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,155 - Hmm? Oh, no, I was just... 357 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,286 thinking about how you were about 358 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,766 to hook up with that old lady. 359 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,812 But no, yeah, we're totally screwed. 360 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,466 - - That's odd. 361 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,729 He only barks like that when he's worried about Raymond. 362 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,382 - Oh, Cheddar's not worried about Holt. 363 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,036 I saw him eat a shrimp off the platter earlier. 364 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,472 I bet he just wants more. 365 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,126 - Hmm, Cheddar doesn't usually indulge in shrimp. 366 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,824 He considers it bougie. Speaking of indulging, 367 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,696 the gray boutonniere should've arrived by now, hmm. 368 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,350 - Oh, Lord. 369 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613 - See? Cheddar almost blew our cover. 370 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,006 I told you not to mess with him. 371 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,269 - Charles, he smelled food and he wanted to eat it. 372 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,792 He's a dog, not a super villain. 373 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,881 - I don't know, he's really staring you down right now. 374 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:32,839 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 375 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,797 - Watch this. 376 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:41,717 ♪ 377 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,025 - Sucker. - Hmm. 378 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,853 - Wait, wait! I want that back. 379 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,376 I was only selling the lyrics. 380 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,813 If I knew about the gum, I would've charged you more. 381 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,162 - Ah, a bunch of bunk. 382 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,774 You set a price, I hit the bid. End of story. 383 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,558 - Terry, if we don't get that fingerprint, 384 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,168 we won't be able to open his laptop 385 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,648 and they'll kill our reform program. 386 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,520 - Please! I really need that gum. 387 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,480 - You can beg all you want. A deal is a deal. 388 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,482 - Oh, God, it's all falling apart. 389 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,657 Everything good in my life... - Look, you don't understand 390 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,137 how special this is, so you don't 391 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,529 deserve to have it. - Happened when he showed up. 392 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,661 I mean, Jake is only... - I can't even believe 393 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,184 you worked for William Martin Joel... 394 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,185 - The mostly mature man that he is because of Holt... 395 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,926 - And rummaged through his trash. 396 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,058 - So he'll backslide, and then our marriage will fall apart. 397 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,320 - So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 398 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,582 - And our son will grow up in a broken home. 399 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,540 - Oh, my God, enough! You need to move on! 400 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,933 - Are you talking to me? - You talking to me? 401 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,805 - Yeah, I'm talking to you. 402 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,807 You need to move on. 403 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,373 - From Captain Holt? - From Billy Joel? 404 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,898 - It's not healthy to have your entire identity 405 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,030 wrapped up in another person. 406 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,076 - I know, but Raymond Holt... - I know, but Billy Joel... 407 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,468 Taught me everything. 408 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,166 - But look what it's doing to you. 409 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,603 Just look at yourself right now. 410 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,126 - I guess I am kind of messing up this mission. 411 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,693 - I guess I could use the money 412 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,261 for the bank so they don't take my ma's house. 413 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,392 - Thank you, Terry. 414 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:51,700 - Thank you, Geronimo Rodriguez. 415 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,615 - All right, look, all's not lost. 416 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,356 I have the laptop. We just need to get in touch 417 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,358 with someone from the Nine-Nine so they can get us out of here. 418 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,707 Give me your phone. - I left it back at the venue 419 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,578 so Kevin couldn't track it and know I was gone. 420 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,884 Use yours. - Mine's dead. 421 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,755 I used up all the battery mining for MetsCoin. 422 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,367 It's the first cryptocurrency that is also the Mets? 423 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,064 I don't know what I'm doing in this space. 424 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,370 - Use the landline. Call Santiago. 425 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,242 - Great idea. Okay. 426 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,897 Just one problem. I don't know her number. 427 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,247 - How can you not know your own wife's phone number? 428 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,640 - It's saved in my phone. 429 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,076 Stupid smartphones, making me so dumb 430 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,773 by giving me the world's knowledge at my fingertips. 431 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,819 - Well, I don't know anyone's phone number either, 432 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,603 except for Kevin's, and obviously, we can't call him. 433 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,431 - How do you not know a single phone number? 434 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,955 I've literally watched you memorize the entire 435 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,826 terms and conditions agreement for a credit card. 436 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,436 - True, but to make room for important information 437 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,438 like that, I regularly purge my brain 438 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,484 of useless facts like phone numbers 439 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,833 or the names of people's children. 440 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,315 - But you know the name of my son, right? 441 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,926 - The little guy has his mother's eyes. 442 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,101 - Yeah. 443 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,146 - Rough night with the little guy? 444 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:49,062 Oh, hello there, the little guy. 445 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:52,326 - How did I never see that? Am I a bad detective? 446 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,675 - We don't have time to go into that. 447 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,068 - It would've been much faster to just say, 448 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,157 "No, you're great." - Ah, what are we gonna do? 449 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,288 - All right, look, there's one number 450 00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,637 I still have memorized that could help, 451 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,595 my middle school friend Mikey J.'s old landline. 452 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,857 - Do you have any reason to believe 453 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,554 that Mikey J. still resides there? 454 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,121 - Well, we were in a ska band together in high school, 455 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,732 so I'm thinking the odds are good. 456 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,170 - Okay, here's your resin. Do your magic. 457 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,476 - You're not gonna scold me for almost ruining the mission? 458 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,738 - No, Amy, I get it. 459 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,132 But look, you don't need Holt to succeed. 460 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,830 You are the most capable person I know. 461 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,136 - Thanks, Terry. 462 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,486 Now, let's go get this mold to Jake and Holt. 463 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,618 - What are you doing? 464 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,575 - I thought you could carry me again. 465 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,750 It was very comforting. 466 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,318 - Okay. 467 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,277 - Thank you, Terry. I love you. 468 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,887 - Have you seen Cheddar? 469 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,410 The officiant is wondering how he'd like to be introduced. 470 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,151 - Uh, no. I haven't seen him. 471 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,674 - Hmm. Cheddar. 472 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,328 - I have a bad feeling about this. 473 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,503 Cheddar is up to something. 474 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:43,420 - Come on. - 475 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,161 - Oh, no! - Cheddar. 476 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337 - Oh, hi, Kevin. Found Cheddar. 477 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,384 - Oh, my God, Raymond is on a case. 478 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:54,475 ♪ 479 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,781 - You sick son of a bitch. 480 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,830 - Come on, Mrs. Joseph. 481 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,049 I was at your house all the time. 482 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,050 Remember, you caught us wearing your bras 483 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,529 so we could practice unclasping them? 484 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,791 Hello. Hello. 485 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,011 Ugh. What? 486 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795 You have no idea what it's like taking bras off. 487 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,623 You had it so easy growing up gay. 488 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,016 - The ceremony's about to start 489 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,844 and O'Sullivan's about to come home and catch us. 490 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,673 It seems the reform proposal is as dead as my marriage. 491 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,501 - I'm sorry. It's all my fault. 492 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,545 I was so desperate for us 493 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,851 to have one last cool case together 494 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,374 that I forced you into this. 495 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,723 - No, Jake. 496 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:29,118 The truth is... I enjoyed it. 497 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,903 I had fun being Maxwell Maxwell. 498 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,601 - Yes. I knew it was a good idea. 499 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,819 - And I hate myself for it. 500 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,256 - Damn it. I interjected too soon. 501 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,302 - It makes me scared that... I'm not ready to retire, 502 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,392 no matter how much I want to for Kevin's sake. 503 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,872 I mean, clearly, 504 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,440 there's a part of me that still wants to work cases. 505 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,225 What if I'm making the wrong choice? 506 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,661 - It's completely understandable 507 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,836 that you would feel that way. 508 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,055 You've devoted your whole life to this. 509 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,230 It's who you are. 510 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,232 But you're also Kevin's husband. 511 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,713 - What would you do? - 512 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,889 I'm not sure. 513 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,934 But I know that when things are hard, 514 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,198 I talk them through with Amy. 515 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,330 And just being with her, looking into her eyes, 516 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,420 everything that seemed so complicated 517 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,118 becomes simple. 518 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:16,122 And then... I just know. 519 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,993 - What's that? 520 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,864 - That's O'Sullivan. He's coming home. 521 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,953 - NYPD. Step away from the door. 522 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,652 - Wait, that voice. 523 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,089 - Neighbors reported seeing two men enter 524 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:31,050 from an unmarked van, then heard yelling. 525 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,964 - There's been a misunderstanding, Officer. 526 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,879 - You are under arrest, punk. 527 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,099 - You jags are so screwed. 528 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,101 - I love your hat. 529 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,668 - Kevin, I'm sorry. 530 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,800 I will never forgive myself for working today. 531 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,890 I want you to know that this will be my last assignment 532 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,370 for the NYPD. 533 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,676 I'm retiring. 534 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,069 - Well, that seems like an extreme reaction. 535 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,071 - No, I want this--for us. 536 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,637 - That's not for us. 537 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,336 I never wanted you to give up your career. 538 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,902 Putting our relationship first 539 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,426 doesn't mean you can't have anything else in your life. 540 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,255 It just means prioritizing me over stupid little stuff. 541 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,387 - Like returning lost mittens to dumb kids. 542 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,736 - No, that actually sounds quite rewarding. 543 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,086 - Really? 544 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,088 - This reform program is not a little thing. 545 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,220 It could fundamentally change the police. 546 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,222 I just wish you had told me 547 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,528 so I could've helped from the start. 548 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,920 - I'm so sorry. 549 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,532 - Apology accepted. 550 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,752 Now, let's get that laptop to One Police Plaza. 551 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,363 - No. 552 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,104 There's something I need to do first. 553 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,018 - We are gathered here to affirm the marriage 554 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,195 of Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozner. 555 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,587 - We don't have to do this. 556 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,546 Everyone who's not family has already gone home, 557 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,764 and we need to hurry. 558 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,505 - No, this is important. 559 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,812 Kevin Cozner... 560 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,118 when we first got married, 561 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,294 I thought of it primarily as a legal contract, 562 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,339 which is why I memorized the entire federal tax code 563 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:47,256 301.7701-18, definitions pertaining to marriage. 564 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,432 - And yet he can't remember Mac's name. 565 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,435 - But I finally learned what marriage really is. 566 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,090 It's not something you can memorize 567 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,179 or an equation you can solve for. 568 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,528 It's the feeling you get 569 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,443 when you look in your partner's eyes. 570 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,577 And that feeling is all that matters. 571 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:11,150 Which is why I will now purge tax code 301.7701-18 572 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,978 from my memory so that I will have room 573 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,546 to remember this moment forever. 574 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:22,944 ♪ 575 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,338 It's done. - Oh, Raymond. 576 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,992 - Raymond Holt, do you promise to continue to live 577 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,169 in this marriage for richer or poorer, 578 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,692 through sickness and in health 579 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,781 as long as you two both shall live? 580 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,912 - I do. - And, Kevin-- 581 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,175 - Yes, yes, we're still married. 582 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,480 We really have to go. 583 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:41,876 ♪ 584 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,922 - I've just come back from One Police Plaza, 585 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,228 and I have some good news. 586 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,317 - The union voted and O'Sullivan's out? 587 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,623 - No, he was reelected for life, 588 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,233 which I didn't think was technically possible. 589 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,235 But the good news is, the commissioner has approved 590 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,454 our police reform program 591 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,325 and will be implementing it citywide. 592 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,674 - Citywide? - Wow! 593 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,243 - That's amazing. - Yes, I know. It is exciting. 594 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,593 But there's no guarantee that it'll work. 595 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,682 There's a lot of resistance to change. 596 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,598 Nevertheless, it's our duty to try 597 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,339 because if we don't, 598 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,168 then we are truly lost. 599 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,865 Which is why I will not be retiring. 600 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,217 I have been appointed deputy commissioner of police reform. 601 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,436 - Wow! Congratulations, sir. 602 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,699 - Thank you, and since I don't want work to consume my life 603 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,006 and this is a big job, so I will need some help, 604 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,269 which is why I'd like to bring you along, Santiago, 605 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,360 with a well-deserved promotion to chief. 606 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,275 If you're interested. - Wait, what? 607 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,494 I'm gonna be a chief? 608 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,625 - Terry, you might wanna step aside, 609 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,236 'cause there's a dork dance a-coming. 610 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,064 - Oh, damn. - Whoo! Yes! 611 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,327 Gonna be a chief. 612 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,893 - We share a marital bed. 613 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,156 ♪ 614 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,897 He's down. 615 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,029 - Good. 616 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,465 So... 617 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,988 what do you think about this new job? 618 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,425 - I think you gotta take it. 619 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296 I mean, first of all, it's a huge promotion, 620 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,342 so cha-ching, but more importantly, 621 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,474 it's the culmination of all your hard work 622 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,869 and a chance to make a real impact. 623 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,305 And also, cha-ching. 624 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,568 - What's with all the cha-chings? 625 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,048 Oh, no. You bought something dumb. 626 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,746 - No, I invested in something dumb. 627 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,922 It's an NFT of Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles 628 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,315 eating pizza. 629 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,838 But not to worry, because it is currently worth-- 630 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,363 oh, no, what happened to TurtleBucks? 631 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,060 - Jake, I'm serious. 632 00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,322 I don't know if I can do this job 633 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,802 and still be an equal parent. 634 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,718 I mean, who's gonna pick up Mac on the odd days? 635 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,459 And who's gonna bathe him on the even days? 636 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,809 And who's gonna do the cooking? And who's gonna figure out-- 637 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,985 - Ames, we'll figure all that stuff out. 638 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,726 - How can you be so sure? 639 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,206 - I just know. 640 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,819 ♪ 641 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,823 - Not a doctor. Shh.