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Mm.
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How great are these sliders, huh?
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Mm, mm.
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Oh, yeah.
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That is nice.
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Now, slide.
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All right.
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- So, Lucas.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Your next vocabulary word is...
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Projectile.
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Projectile.
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Projectile.
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Okay, um, that word means,
uh, oh, I don't remember.
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- Think.
- I'm trying.
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Lucas. Check this out.
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Sam, what are...
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Ow.
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Cheeses.
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Hey, you.
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You're throwing small burgers at bots.
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I didn't throw nothing.
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You did, too.
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Why are you so stupid?
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Oh, no.
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Sam, why did you do that?
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You mean, why did I use
a slider as a projectile?
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Oh, yeah, now I remember.
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Projectile, an object
that is thrown, launched,
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or thrusted toward a specific target.
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There you go, kid.
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See? When you show a young boy what
a word means, it helps him remember.
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Yeah. It's like vocabulary
through violence.
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Everybody wins.
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You guys are nice to help me study.
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Aw, it's just what good babysitters do.
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Because we get paid.
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And because we really, really like you.
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And we really like getting paid.
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Let's just finish these vocabulary words
before his mom comes to pick him up.
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Uh...
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My mom's not picking me up.
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My brother is.
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- Ugh.
- Ewe.
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Well, not that we
don't like your brother.
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But we hate him.
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It's a deep, deep hatred.
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That's okay. Everyone hates jepson.
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Wait, jepson?
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You guys are talking about jepson?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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We hate that guy.
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It's a deep, deep hatred.
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Hey, Sam, think you can
hit that red robot again?
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Uh, let's see.
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Oh no.
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Hey, baby.
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Did you throw that?
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Answer me.
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Why are you sucking that spoon?
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I'm a robot.
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Answer me.
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Answer me.
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Boo.
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Now, come on. Pack it
up, punk-o. Let's roll.
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My name is Lucas.
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Right. Right. Punk-o.
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Ugh, these fries are the worst.
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I like the French fries here.
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Well, you're wrong.
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- I'm wrong?
- Yeah.
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And it's stupid to call them French fries
because potatoes don't even grow in France.
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Fact.
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What happened?
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Did someone scare me?
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Why did I go non-conscious?
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It's unconscious, not non-conscious.
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What is this, the idiot section?
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Why don't you be quiet, jepson?
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What?
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Why you got to be so, so lumpatious?
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Wait.
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Did you call me lumpatious?
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I don't know. Just forget it.
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Guess what, everyone? I'm lumpatious.
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Yeah. I'm a word that doesn't exist.
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Fact.
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It does too exist.
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Yeah, tell him, Sam.
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It does not exist.
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And I know because I happen to be the
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crossword puzzle champion
of reseda and canoga park.
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Oh, are you?
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Yeah. I won a mug.
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Fact.
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Well, I say that lumpatious
is a word and you just don't
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know it because you're even
dumber than your little brother.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, jepson.
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Why you got to be so lumpatious?
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Ooh.
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Okay, sweetheart...
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How much you want to bet
that lumpatious isn't a word?
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How much you got?
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Hey one of my French fries is missing.
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I got it.
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If we can prove that
lumpatious is a real word...
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Yeah?
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Then you have to wear...
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A bikini.
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- A bikini?
- Yep.
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And you got to stand outside wherever
we tell you to for a whole hour.
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Fine.
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But you only get one week to
prove lumpatious is a word.
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- Easy.
- H'weezy.
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Yeah. And when you fail...
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You two girls got to meet me in
my gym after my morning workout.
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- And then...
- What?
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I'm going to wring out my
sweaty shirt into a bowl...
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And both of you got to drink my sweat.
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- Oh, my god.
- You're on, clown.
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Ooh.
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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Ewe.
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♪ I'm never that far.
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♪ No matter where you are.
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♪ Believe it, we
can make it come true.
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♪ We'll do it our way,
no matter what they say.
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♪ Because no one's
gonna do it for you.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah!
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♪ But I, I, I, I...
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♪ I'll never say, never.
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♪ As long as we keep it together.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ If you're living a dream,
and you know what it means.
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♪ Then you can't let
them change your mind.
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules.
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♪ But it's all gonna be just fine.
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♪ Just fine.
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♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine.
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♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine.
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♪ Oh.
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Click, tap.
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Click, tap.
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Did you find lumpatious yet?
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No.
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And I've searched 15
dictionary websites.
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Well, did you try wordalonia. Com?
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Yes. And definitionopolis. Com,
and vocabu-fabulous.Com.
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And even,
hey-what-dat-word-mean.Gov.
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Argh.
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And not one of those had lumpatious?
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Not a one.
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Dang it.
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Well, what about all those
book-shaped dictionaries?
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It's not in any of these, either.
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Sam, I can't drink a
boy's sweat from a bowl.
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Oh, you think I want to sit there and...
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Oh I forgot one, got one
more dictionary left to check.
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- Maybe lumpatious is in that one.
- Well, let's see. Um...
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Okay.
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Lugubrious. Lummix. Lumpfish.
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- Hey, guys.
- Dang it. No lumpatious.
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Dice!
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- Are you okay?
- Look, he brought us the big one.
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Oh, quick. Check the "l" words.
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Okay.
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- Hurry.
- Flipping as fast as I can.
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Ow.
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Uh, my nose is bleeding.
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Well, don't drip on our floor.
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Well?
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Uh, lugubrious, lummix,
lumpfish, lunkhead.
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Dah, dang it.
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Go find us a dictionary
with even more words in it.
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There isn't one. This is the
oxnard English dictionary.
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The biggest, most important
dictionary in the world.
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Oh my god.
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And if a word isn't in this
dictionary, then the word doesn't exist.
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Ugh.
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I can already taste the sweat.
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Argh, argh, argh.
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Stop gagging.
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We are going to get
lumpatious in the dictionary.
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Hey, where do they make this,
this oxnard English thing?
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In oxnard.
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Wait, wait. Isn't oxnard
supposed to be, like...
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The most beautiful
place in the whole world?
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Oh, easily.
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All right.
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Tomorrow we are going to go to oxnard.
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- Me too?
- No.
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Wow, I can't believe
how beautiful oxnard is.
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I know.
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Maybe we could get a house here one day.
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Pfft. In our dreams.
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All right, let's get this going.
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- Hey.
- Good afternoon.
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Strawberry?
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Sure.
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- Wow.
- Mm. Good strawberry.
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Well, of course. They're
grown right here in oxnard.
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Sometimes, we even
call them 'nard berries.
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How can I help you girls today?
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Oh, we need to put a
word in your dictionary.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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Do you have an appointment?
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Yeah, I made one online.
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Cat Valentine and Samantha pookay?
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It's "Puckett."
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- My screen says "pookay."
- I'm pretty sure it's "pookay."
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- Shouldn't I know?
- Yeah, you should.
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All right, girls. You may see
the word keepers in a moment.
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Please, have a stand over there.
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I'm nervous.
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Don't be we're just
going to go in there...
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Let me go, please!
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Your word is rejected.
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But it belongs in the dictionary.
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Silence.
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Take him to the basement.
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The basement? No. No. Please.
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Please put my word in the dictionary.
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Wait. I didn't get my strawberry.
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Who are you?
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Uh, she's Sam pookay.
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Puckett.
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And you?
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And i'm...
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If you please...
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Cat Valentine.
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Is this your first time in oxnard?
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Yes, sir.
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It is.
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Pretty great, right?
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Yeah.
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It's a beautiful town.
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So, uh, we have a word.
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It's a wonderful word.
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And it really needs to
be in your dictionary.
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Silence.
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State the word.
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The word we bring...
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Unto you...
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Is...
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Lumpatious.
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It could go right between
lummix and lumpfish.
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Your evidence?
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Huh?
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The word lumpatious is unknown to us.
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We must have evidence
that the word exists.
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Okay, um...
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What if we showed you proof that a
famous person said the word lumpatious?
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A famous person?
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Yeah.
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It would have to be
someone truly famous.
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Like a movie star.
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Or a politician.
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- An athlete.
- Yeah, yeah.
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So, if we got proof that one of those
kind of people said "lumpatious"...
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You'd put it in your
big word book thing?
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We would accept such evidence.
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Great.
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You going to be here next week?
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Of course.
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Where else would we go?
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We're already in oxnard.
269
00:12:38,682 --> 00:12:43,482
- Cool. See you in a few.
- Sam, what are...
270
00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:46,141
How'd it go, girls?
271
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,242
Suckish.
272
00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:52,882
And, uh, they want to see you.
273
00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,255
Me?
274
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:56,115
Yeah. Better get in there.
275
00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:59,656
Oh my goodness, oh goodness.
276
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,876
Sam.
277
00:13:07,877 --> 00:13:11,379
You can't just take
all their 'nard berries.
278
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,847
Silence.
279
00:13:12,848 --> 00:13:15,248
Yes, ma'am.
280
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:30,869
Wait. So you guys actually talked
to the dictionary people in oxnard?
281
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,273
- Yep.
- They rejected our word.
282
00:13:33,274 --> 00:13:35,075
They didn't reject it.
283
00:13:35,076 --> 00:13:39,223
They said that we need evidence
that lumpatious is a real word,
284
00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:41,431
before they can add
it in the dictionary.
285
00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:46,592
Oh, man this is some
spaghetti I'm going to eat.
286
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,806
So...
287
00:13:50,286 --> 00:13:52,875
How are you guys going to prove
that lumpatious is a real word?
288
00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:53,677
We're not.
289
00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:56,866
- We are.
- We are not, I tell you.
290
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,968
They just have to get a
celebrity to say the word.
291
00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,724
We don't know a celebrity.
292
00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:02,458
We live in Los Angeles. We'll find one.
293
00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:04,575
- No we won't.
- Not true.
294
00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,600
We saw David schwimmer at a gas station.
295
00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:10,422
- Who's David schwimmer?
- Exactly.
296
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:11,680
Look at this.
297
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:13,964
These spaghetti noodles
are way too long.
298
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,331
Oh, wow.
299
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:19,036
You've got big problems
over there, dice, don't you?
300
00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:20,213
Dude, lighten up.
301
00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:24,674
You know, there are kids in some
countries who's noodles are too short.
302
00:14:24,675 --> 00:14:26,876
Did you ever think of that?
303
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,277
- No.
- No.
304
00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,864
Well, lookie, lookie...
305
00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:34,784
My wookie.
306
00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,553
Just get out of here, jepson.
307
00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:38,128
Mom's picking me up.
308
00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:40,490
I ain't here for you, punk-o.
309
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:43,155
I'm here to give your
little babysitters a preview
310
00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:46,962
of what they're going to have
to drink when they lose the bet.
311
00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:51,103
Just wring out my sweaty shirt here.
312
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,668
Yeah.
313
00:14:54,669 --> 00:14:58,607
What do you girls think
of my jepson juice?
314
00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,408
Ah!
315
00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:03,824
Let go of me. Ah!
316
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,026
All right.
317
00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:09,928
You may have broken my pinky.
318
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:14,031
But you will never prove
lumpatious is a real word.
319
00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:15,952
Fact.
320
00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:19,468
Sweet dreams, girls.
321
00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:22,259
Or should I say sweat dreams.
322
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,060
Ha!
323
00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:26,509
I am awesome.
324
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,445
I love that you broke his pinky.
325
00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:31,987
I'd like to break a lot more
than that, like starting with...
326
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,290
- Oh.
- What?
327
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,626
I just remembered. A celebrity
lives at elderly acres with nona.
328
00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,094
Who?
329
00:15:38,095 --> 00:15:40,997
I forget his name, but he
used to be an airplane pilot.
330
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:44,867
- I don't think pilots are that famous.
- Shut up.
331
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:47,898
A bunch of years ago, this
pilot's plane was going to crash,
332
00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:50,139
but he landed it and
saved everybody's lives.
333
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,839
All right, let's go talk to him.
334
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,200
Dice, take care of Lucas.
335
00:15:56,324 --> 00:15:58,584
Are you uncomfortable?
336
00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:00,644
Mm-hmm.
337
00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:02,218
Robot?
338
00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:04,019
Uh, robot. Excuse me, sir. Robot.
339
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,791
Hello. Why have you summoned me?
340
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,523
His noodles are too long.
341
00:16:08,524 --> 00:16:10,564
Oh no.
342
00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:14,119
Activating lasers.
343
00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:18,215
Thanks.
344
00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:20,234
Pasta la vista.
345
00:16:20,235 --> 00:16:23,115
Yeah, I said that.
346
00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:27,642
Nona, nona.
347
00:16:27,643 --> 00:16:29,677
Where's my nona?
348
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:32,888
Uh, excuse me. We're looking
for a lady, elderly, red hair,
349
00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:37,689
tells long stories that
nobody wants to hear.
350
00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,587
Cat, over here.
351
00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:41,155
Nona. Did you get my text?
352
00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:44,758
Yes. But tell me,
what does s-m-s mean?
353
00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:47,961
Suck my sandwich. Where's the pilot?
354
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:50,998
Well, I'll call him. Stank.
355
00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:52,966
Stank?
356
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,113
Mm-hmm.
357
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:59,349
Sam and cat, this is my friend
and fellow elderly, stank Maxwell.
358
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,160
This is my granddaughter.
359
00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:04,210
Yeah, yeah, great to meet
you. Are you sure he's famous?
360
00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:05,845
Oh, my goodness, yes.
361
00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:08,857
Back in the eighties he
was all over the news.
362
00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:14,198
He even had his own breakfast
cereal, shredded stank.
363
00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:18,242
So, uh, captain stank.
364
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:21,661
We were hoping you'd let us shoot a
video of you saying this word, lumpatious.
365
00:17:21,662 --> 00:17:23,825
- It'll just take one second.
- And we promise we're...
366
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,999
- Girls, girls, girls.
- What?
367
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,301
Stank can't talk.
368
00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:29,736
Huh?
369
00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:30,837
Why can't he talk?
370
00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:34,662
Because when he landed that
plane, the impact was so hard,
371
00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:38,344
that he bit right through his tongue.
372
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:41,285
Where's his tongue?
373
00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:47,984
Oh, man, his tongue's in a jar.
374
00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,990
I'm going to have to drink sweat.
375
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:53,091
Ah! Ah!
376
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,063
Ah!
377
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:58,430
You're a tongueless hero.
378
00:17:58,431 --> 00:18:00,591
Ank-ooo.
379
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,793
Have a lollipop, stank.
380
00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:21,385
Sam, you've already had nine milkshakes.
381
00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:26,058
Hey, tomorrow I'm going to have to drink
a mugful of boy sweat from a teenage jerk.
382
00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,300
And after that, nothing's
ever going to taste good again,
383
00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:30,963
so I'm sucking down number ten.
384
00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:33,950
What do you think boy sweat tastes like?
385
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:35,934
Ugh! I don't know.
386
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:37,803
Probably like...
387
00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,528
Like what?
388
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:42,709
Shh. Look it. Look it.
389
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:47,812
Oh, my god, it's the
governor of New Jersey.
390
00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:51,650
At the inside-out
burger drive-thru window?
391
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:54,291
Looks that way.
392
00:18:54,688 --> 00:18:57,589
We got to get him to
say lumpatious on video.
393
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,028
Cat, wait. Don't. Don't...
394
00:18:59,029 --> 00:19:01,539
- Governor! Governor!
- Cat!
395
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,748
Please I've got to get a video of you
saying lumpatious. Please no, no, no.
396
00:19:04,749 --> 00:19:08,433
I just need a video of the governor
saying lumpatious on video. Please.
397
00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:12,394
I don't want to drink boy sweat.
398
00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:15,832
Governor.
399
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,565
Governor.
400
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,435
Governor.
401
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,579
Hello and welcome to inside-out burger.
I'm crawling into your vehicle now.
402
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,520
Governor. Excuse me, governor.
403
00:19:29,521 --> 00:19:31,824
I'm crawling over you,
what do you think I'm doing?
404
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,607
Sorry, didn't mean to
step on that, governor.
405
00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:35,642
Hello, governor. I just...
406
00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:39,179
- Want to record a video of you quickly.
- Wait.
407
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,340
Governor.
408
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:46,487
So, since you guys asked for evidence
that lumpatious is a real word...
409
00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:50,628
Please watch your large video screen.
410
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,695
- Huh?
- Governor!
411
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:56,297
Just say it, come on.
412
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:59,067
All right. Let me be clear on this.
413
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,770
I do not like anyone who is lumpatious.
414
00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:04,260
Lumpatious people are
not welcome in New Jersey.
415
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,553
Governor!
416
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:09,214
Now can I have my hamburgers?
417
00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:12,213
So, that was the governor of New Jersey.
418
00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:13,815
Oh, we know.
419
00:20:13,816 --> 00:20:16,051
We're fans of the governor.
420
00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:18,872
He's quite large.
421
00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:22,358
So?
422
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,362
Now will you add lumpatious to
the oxnard English dictionary?
423
00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:28,498
Very well.
424
00:20:28,499 --> 00:20:32,669
From this day forward,
henceforth and here-to-for...
425
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:35,583
The word lumpatious...
426
00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:39,058
Shall take its place in
the glorious "l" pages...
427
00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:42,899
Of the oxnard English dictionary.
428
00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,184
- We did it.
- We did it.
429
00:20:45,185 --> 00:20:48,653
- Thank you.
- Now we don't have to drink sweat.
430
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:52,490
- Oxnard, oxnard, oxnard.
- Oxnard, oxnard, oxnard.
431
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:56,627
- Okay, thanks.
- We're going to go.
432
00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:58,561
Drink sweat?
433
00:20:58,562 --> 00:21:00,542
Gross.
434
00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:02,904
I like it.
435
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,054
I know, I know, I know.
436
00:21:07,055 --> 00:21:08,635
Be a good girl.
437
00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:12,137
Now you just stand there on
that table and look pretty.
438
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,472
For a whole hour.
439
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,006
This is ridiculous.
440
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,024
Fact.
441
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,393
Oh, don't be so lumpatious.
442
00:21:20,394 --> 00:21:23,094
Yeah, lumpatious.
443
00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:26,747
Lucas, is there anything you'd like
to say to your lumpatious big brother?
444
00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:27,715
Hey!
445
00:21:27,716 --> 00:21:32,216
You just keep your
mouth zipped, punk-o.
446
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,720
Just a sec.
447
00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:41,626
Excuse me, guys?
448
00:21:41,627 --> 00:21:47,147
That boy in the bikini says
motorcycles are for wusses.
449
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:49,401
Let's go.
450
00:21:49,402 --> 00:21:50,902
Hey, where you going?
451
00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:54,523
Lucas, you stay here with me. Lucas.
452
00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:57,108
What do you freaks want?
453
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,569
To hurt you.
454
00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:00,979
What's your problem?
455
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:04,716
Hey. You better not hurt me.
I'm a yellow belt in karate.
456
00:22:04,717 --> 00:22:06,937
Fact. Ah!
457
00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:12,628
Governor.
458
00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:15,334
Governor.
459
00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:19,308
Governor.
460
00:22:20,585 --> 00:22:22,745
Governor.
461
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,270
Governor.
462
00:22:28,283 --> 00:22:30,443
Governor.