1 00:00:16,358 --> 00:00:17,624 Mm. 2 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:20,126 How great are these sliders, huh? 3 00:00:20,127 --> 00:00:21,968 Mm, mm. 4 00:00:21,969 --> 00:00:23,630 Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:23,631 --> 00:00:26,151 That is nice. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,574 Now, slide. 7 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:34,975 All right. 8 00:00:34,976 --> 00:00:37,043 - So, Lucas. - Yes, ma'am. 9 00:00:37,044 --> 00:00:39,913 Your next vocabulary word is... 10 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,114 Projectile. 11 00:00:41,115 --> 00:00:42,348 Projectile. 12 00:00:42,349 --> 00:00:44,284 Projectile. 13 00:00:44,285 --> 00:00:49,090 Okay, um, that word means, uh, oh, I don't remember. 14 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,492 - Think. - I'm trying. 15 00:00:51,493 --> 00:00:54,361 Lucas. Check this out. 16 00:00:54,362 --> 00:00:55,496 Sam, what are... 17 00:00:55,497 --> 00:00:56,650 Ow. 18 00:00:56,651 --> 00:00:58,699 Cheeses. 19 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,434 Hey, you. 20 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,037 You're throwing small burgers at bots. 21 00:01:03,038 --> 00:01:05,840 I didn't throw nothing. 22 00:01:05,841 --> 00:01:07,108 You did, too. 23 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,277 Why are you so stupid? 24 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,378 Oh, no. 25 00:01:13,148 --> 00:01:15,233 Sam, why did you do that? 26 00:01:15,234 --> 00:01:19,721 You mean, why did I use a slider as a projectile? 27 00:01:19,722 --> 00:01:21,856 Oh, yeah, now I remember. 28 00:01:21,857 --> 00:01:25,148 Projectile, an object that is thrown, launched, 29 00:01:25,149 --> 00:01:27,761 or thrusted toward a specific target. 30 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:29,162 There you go, kid. 31 00:01:29,163 --> 00:01:33,366 See? When you show a young boy what a word means, it helps him remember. 32 00:01:33,367 --> 00:01:37,838 Yeah. It's like vocabulary through violence. 33 00:01:37,839 --> 00:01:40,107 Everybody wins. 34 00:01:40,108 --> 00:01:42,543 You guys are nice to help me study. 35 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:44,912 Aw, it's just what good babysitters do. 36 00:01:44,913 --> 00:01:46,580 Because we get paid. 37 00:01:46,581 --> 00:01:49,717 And because we really, really like you. 38 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:52,353 And we really like getting paid. 39 00:01:52,354 --> 00:01:56,455 Let's just finish these vocabulary words before his mom comes to pick him up. 40 00:01:56,456 --> 00:01:57,922 Uh... 41 00:01:57,923 --> 00:01:59,824 My mom's not picking me up. 42 00:01:59,825 --> 00:02:01,277 My brother is. 43 00:02:01,278 --> 00:02:03,798 - Ugh. - Ewe. 44 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:05,763 Well, not that we don't like your brother. 45 00:02:05,764 --> 00:02:06,998 But we hate him. 46 00:02:06,999 --> 00:02:09,400 It's a deep, deep hatred. 47 00:02:09,401 --> 00:02:11,736 That's okay. Everyone hates jepson. 48 00:02:11,737 --> 00:02:13,671 Wait, jepson? 49 00:02:13,672 --> 00:02:15,773 You guys are talking about jepson? 50 00:02:15,774 --> 00:02:17,023 - Yeah. - Yes. 51 00:02:17,024 --> 00:02:18,876 We hate that guy. 52 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:22,297 It's a deep, deep hatred. 53 00:02:23,282 --> 00:02:26,417 Hey, Sam, think you can hit that red robot again? 54 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:29,058 Uh, let's see. 55 00:02:31,647 --> 00:02:33,687 Oh no. 56 00:02:33,846 --> 00:02:35,659 Hey, baby. 57 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,018 Did you throw that? 58 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:40,292 Answer me. 59 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:43,632 Why are you sucking that spoon? 60 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:45,100 I'm a robot. 61 00:02:45,101 --> 00:02:47,202 Answer me. 62 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:49,204 Answer me. 63 00:02:49,205 --> 00:02:51,065 Boo. 64 00:02:52,341 --> 00:02:55,143 Now, come on. Pack it up, punk-o. Let's roll. 65 00:02:55,144 --> 00:02:57,445 My name is Lucas. 66 00:02:57,446 --> 00:03:00,506 Right. Right. Punk-o. 67 00:03:03,481 --> 00:03:06,283 Ugh, these fries are the worst. 68 00:03:06,284 --> 00:03:08,318 I like the French fries here. 69 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:11,259 Well, you're wrong. 70 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:13,589 - I'm wrong? - Yeah. 71 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:17,834 And it's stupid to call them French fries because potatoes don't even grow in France. 72 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:19,755 Fact. 73 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,367 What happened? 74 00:03:24,368 --> 00:03:26,436 Did someone scare me? 75 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:29,605 Why did I go non-conscious? 76 00:03:29,606 --> 00:03:32,542 It's unconscious, not non-conscious. 77 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:36,012 What is this, the idiot section? 78 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:39,815 Why don't you be quiet, jepson? 79 00:03:39,816 --> 00:03:40,889 What? 80 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:44,754 Why you got to be so, so lumpatious? 81 00:03:44,755 --> 00:03:46,022 Wait. 82 00:03:46,023 --> 00:03:48,992 Did you call me lumpatious? 83 00:03:48,993 --> 00:03:50,883 I don't know. Just forget it. 84 00:03:50,884 --> 00:03:53,500 Guess what, everyone? I'm lumpatious. 85 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,301 Yeah. I'm a word that doesn't exist. 86 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,222 Fact. 87 00:04:00,303 --> 00:04:02,204 It does too exist. 88 00:04:02,205 --> 00:04:04,239 Yeah, tell him, Sam. 89 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,304 It does not exist. 90 00:04:06,305 --> 00:04:08,677 And I know because I happen to be the 91 00:04:08,678 --> 00:04:13,113 crossword puzzle champion of reseda and canoga park. 92 00:04:13,114 --> 00:04:15,115 Oh, are you? 93 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:17,608 Yeah. I won a mug. 94 00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:19,529 Fact. 95 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:22,695 Well, I say that lumpatious is a word and you just don't 96 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:25,151 know it because you're even dumber than your little brother. 97 00:04:25,152 --> 00:04:27,432 Excuse me? 98 00:04:27,495 --> 00:04:29,334 Yeah, jepson. 99 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:32,566 Why you got to be so lumpatious? 100 00:04:32,567 --> 00:04:34,427 Ooh. 101 00:04:36,138 --> 00:04:38,958 Okay, sweetheart... 102 00:04:39,158 --> 00:04:42,343 How much you want to bet that lumpatious isn't a word? 103 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:43,978 How much you got? 104 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,839 Ooh. 105 00:04:46,144 --> 00:04:48,004 Ooh. 106 00:04:48,765 --> 00:04:53,085 Hey one of my French fries is missing. 107 00:04:54,155 --> 00:04:55,289 I got it. 108 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:58,979 If we can prove that lumpatious is a real word... 109 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:00,014 Yeah? 110 00:05:00,015 --> 00:05:02,861 Then you have to wear... 111 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:05,082 A bikini. 112 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:08,159 - A bikini? - Yep. 113 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:13,039 And you got to stand outside wherever we tell you to for a whole hour. 114 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,153 Fine. 115 00:05:14,154 --> 00:05:17,796 But you only get one week to prove lumpatious is a word. 116 00:05:17,797 --> 00:05:19,882 - Easy. - H'weezy. 117 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:22,314 Yeah. And when you fail... 118 00:05:22,315 --> 00:05:25,711 You two girls got to meet me in my gym after my morning workout. 119 00:05:25,712 --> 00:05:27,823 - And then... - What? 120 00:05:27,824 --> 00:05:31,894 I'm going to wring out my sweaty shirt into a bowl... 121 00:05:31,895 --> 00:05:36,275 And both of you got to drink my sweat. 122 00:05:36,397 --> 00:05:39,416 - Oh, my god. - You're on, clown. 123 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,277 Ooh. 124 00:05:41,782 --> 00:05:44,302 - Ooh. - Ooh. 125 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:48,068 Ewe. 126 00:05:50,491 --> 00:05:52,507 ♪ I'm never that far. 127 00:05:52,508 --> 00:05:54,974 ♪ No matter where you are. 128 00:05:54,975 --> 00:05:58,293 ♪ Believe it, we can make it come true. 129 00:05:58,294 --> 00:06:02,436 ♪ We'll do it our way, no matter what they say. 130 00:06:02,437 --> 00:06:05,144 ♪ Because no one's gonna do it for you. 131 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:06,751 ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah! 132 00:06:06,752 --> 00:06:09,590 ♪ But I, I, I, I... 133 00:06:09,591 --> 00:06:12,268 ♪ I'll never say, never. 134 00:06:12,269 --> 00:06:16,409 ♪ As long as we keep it together. 135 00:06:16,454 --> 00:06:18,004 ♪ Oh! 136 00:06:18,005 --> 00:06:21,845 ♪ If you're living a dream, and you know what it means. 137 00:06:21,846 --> 00:06:25,602 ♪ Then you can't let them change your mind. 138 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:29,686 ♪ It's the life that we choose, and we still break the rules. 139 00:06:29,687 --> 00:06:32,657 ♪ But it's all gonna be just fine. 140 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:33,555 ♪ Just fine. 141 00:06:33,556 --> 00:06:37,513 ♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine. 142 00:06:37,514 --> 00:06:42,074 ♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine. 143 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:44,231 ♪ Oh. 144 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:49,739 Click, tap. 145 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,273 Click, tap. 146 00:06:51,274 --> 00:06:52,887 Did you find lumpatious yet? 147 00:06:52,888 --> 00:06:53,955 No. 148 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:56,657 And I've searched 15 dictionary websites. 149 00:06:56,658 --> 00:06:58,926 Well, did you try wordalonia. Com? 150 00:06:58,927 --> 00:07:03,616 Yes. And definitionopolis. Com, and vocabu-fabulous.Com. 151 00:07:03,617 --> 00:07:07,937 And even, hey-what-dat-word-mean.Gov. 152 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,071 Argh. 153 00:07:09,072 --> 00:07:10,639 And not one of those had lumpatious? 154 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,223 Not a one. 155 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,384 Dang it. 156 00:07:14,495 --> 00:07:18,198 Well, what about all those book-shaped dictionaries? 157 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:21,400 It's not in any of these, either. 158 00:07:21,401 --> 00:07:25,843 Sam, I can't drink a boy's sweat from a bowl. 159 00:07:25,844 --> 00:07:27,735 Oh, you think I want to sit there and... 160 00:07:27,736 --> 00:07:29,924 Oh I forgot one, got one more dictionary left to check. 161 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:33,380 - Maybe lumpatious is in that one. - Well, let's see. Um... 162 00:07:33,381 --> 00:07:35,114 Okay. 163 00:07:35,115 --> 00:07:37,489 Lugubrious. Lummix. Lumpfish. 164 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:41,422 - Hey, guys. - Dang it. No lumpatious. 165 00:07:41,423 --> 00:07:43,343 Dice! 166 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,860 - Are you okay? - Look, he brought us the big one. 167 00:07:46,861 --> 00:07:48,661 Oh, quick. Check the "l" words. 168 00:07:48,662 --> 00:07:49,921 Okay. 169 00:07:49,922 --> 00:07:54,182 - Hurry. - Flipping as fast as I can. 170 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,490 Ow. 171 00:07:58,839 --> 00:08:01,508 Uh, my nose is bleeding. 172 00:08:01,509 --> 00:08:04,385 Well, don't drip on our floor. 173 00:08:04,386 --> 00:08:05,594 Well? 174 00:08:05,595 --> 00:08:09,682 Uh, lugubrious, lummix, lumpfish, lunkhead. 175 00:08:09,683 --> 00:08:11,249 Dah, dang it. 176 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,819 Go find us a dictionary with even more words in it. 177 00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:17,489 There isn't one. This is the oxnard English dictionary. 178 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:20,259 The biggest, most important dictionary in the world. 179 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,727 Oh my god. 180 00:08:21,728 --> 00:08:25,564 And if a word isn't in this dictionary, then the word doesn't exist. 181 00:08:25,565 --> 00:08:27,199 Ugh. 182 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,920 I can already taste the sweat. 183 00:08:31,739 --> 00:08:34,308 Argh, argh, argh. 184 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:36,303 Stop gagging. 185 00:08:36,304 --> 00:08:39,045 We are going to get lumpatious in the dictionary. 186 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:42,015 Hey, where do they make this, this oxnard English thing? 187 00:08:42,016 --> 00:08:44,296 In oxnard. 188 00:08:44,852 --> 00:08:47,750 Wait, wait. Isn't oxnard supposed to be, like... 189 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:50,590 The most beautiful place in the whole world? 190 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,892 Oh, easily. 191 00:08:52,893 --> 00:08:54,694 All right. 192 00:08:54,695 --> 00:08:57,730 Tomorrow we are going to go to oxnard. 193 00:08:57,731 --> 00:09:00,431 - Me too? - No. 194 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,847 Wow, I can't believe how beautiful oxnard is. 195 00:09:13,848 --> 00:09:14,915 I know. 196 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,750 Maybe we could get a house here one day. 197 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:19,520 Pfft. In our dreams. 198 00:09:19,521 --> 00:09:21,488 All right, let's get this going. 199 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:24,425 - Hey. - Good afternoon. 200 00:09:24,426 --> 00:09:26,706 Strawberry? 201 00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:28,748 Sure. 202 00:09:31,465 --> 00:09:33,700 - Wow. - Mm. Good strawberry. 203 00:09:33,701 --> 00:09:38,438 Well, of course. They're grown right here in oxnard. 204 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:43,059 Sometimes, we even call them 'nard berries. 205 00:09:47,116 --> 00:09:49,016 How can I help you girls today? 206 00:09:49,017 --> 00:09:51,151 Oh, we need to put a word in your dictionary. 207 00:09:51,152 --> 00:09:52,486 - Yeah. - And... 208 00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:53,976 Do you have an appointment? 209 00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:57,277 Yeah, I made one online. 210 00:09:57,525 --> 00:10:00,393 Cat Valentine and Samantha pookay? 211 00:10:00,394 --> 00:10:01,528 It's "Puckett." 212 00:10:01,529 --> 00:10:04,064 - My screen says "pookay." - I'm pretty sure it's "pookay." 213 00:10:04,065 --> 00:10:07,735 - Shouldn't I know? - Yeah, you should. 214 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:11,238 All right, girls. You may see the word keepers in a moment. 215 00:10:11,239 --> 00:10:15,079 Please, have a stand over there. 216 00:10:16,222 --> 00:10:17,228 I'm nervous. 217 00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:18,913 Don't be we're just going to go in there... 218 00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:20,847 Let me go, please! 219 00:10:20,848 --> 00:10:23,353 Your word is rejected. 220 00:10:23,354 --> 00:10:25,017 But it belongs in the dictionary. 221 00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:26,185 Silence. 222 00:10:26,186 --> 00:10:28,087 Take him to the basement. 223 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:30,403 The basement? No. No. Please. 224 00:10:30,404 --> 00:10:32,459 Please put my word in the dictionary. 225 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:36,420 Wait. I didn't get my strawberry. 226 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,441 Who are you? 227 00:10:48,442 --> 00:10:51,373 Uh, she's Sam pookay. 228 00:10:51,374 --> 00:10:53,346 Puckett. 229 00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:54,747 And you? 230 00:10:54,748 --> 00:10:56,081 And i'm... 231 00:10:56,082 --> 00:10:58,449 If you please... 232 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,385 Cat Valentine. 233 00:11:00,386 --> 00:11:03,354 Is this your first time in oxnard? 234 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:04,888 Yes, sir. 235 00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:06,523 It is. 236 00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:09,464 Pretty great, right? 237 00:11:10,161 --> 00:11:11,128 Yeah. 238 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,309 It's a beautiful town. 239 00:11:16,702 --> 00:11:19,970 So, uh, we have a word. 240 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,238 It's a wonderful word. 241 00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:23,007 And it really needs to be in your dictionary. 242 00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:25,108 Silence. 243 00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:28,984 State the word. 244 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:35,165 The word we bring... 245 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,506 Unto you... 246 00:11:38,255 --> 00:11:40,175 Is... 247 00:11:40,472 --> 00:11:42,752 Lumpatious. 248 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:48,454 It could go right between lummix and lumpfish. 249 00:11:51,402 --> 00:11:53,669 Your evidence? 250 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:55,530 Huh? 251 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,574 The word lumpatious is unknown to us. 252 00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:02,245 We must have evidence that the word exists. 253 00:12:02,246 --> 00:12:04,147 Okay, um... 254 00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:07,811 What if we showed you proof that a famous person said the word lumpatious? 255 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:09,453 A famous person? 256 00:12:09,454 --> 00:12:10,621 Yeah. 257 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:13,123 It would have to be someone truly famous. 258 00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:15,104 Like a movie star. 259 00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:16,260 Or a politician. 260 00:12:16,261 --> 00:12:17,594 - An athlete. - Yeah, yeah. 261 00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:21,664 So, if we got proof that one of those kind of people said "lumpatious"... 262 00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:26,236 You'd put it in your big word book thing? 263 00:12:26,237 --> 00:12:28,705 We would accept such evidence. 264 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:29,773 Great. 265 00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:31,374 You going to be here next week? 266 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,475 Of course. 267 00:12:32,476 --> 00:12:34,110 Where else would we go? 268 00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:37,411 We're already in oxnard. 269 00:12:38,682 --> 00:12:43,482 - Cool. See you in a few. - Sam, what are... 270 00:12:44,649 --> 00:12:46,141 How'd it go, girls? 271 00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:48,242 Suckish. 272 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:52,882 And, uh, they want to see you. 273 00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,255 Me? 274 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:56,115 Yeah. Better get in there. 275 00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:59,656 Oh my goodness, oh goodness. 276 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,876 Sam. 277 00:13:07,877 --> 00:13:11,379 You can't just take all their 'nard berries. 278 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,847 Silence. 279 00:13:12,848 --> 00:13:15,248 Yes, ma'am. 280 00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:30,869 Wait. So you guys actually talked to the dictionary people in oxnard? 281 00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,273 - Yep. - They rejected our word. 282 00:13:33,274 --> 00:13:35,075 They didn't reject it. 283 00:13:35,076 --> 00:13:39,223 They said that we need evidence that lumpatious is a real word, 284 00:13:39,224 --> 00:13:41,431 before they can add it in the dictionary. 285 00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:46,592 Oh, man this is some spaghetti I'm going to eat. 286 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,806 So... 287 00:13:50,286 --> 00:13:52,875 How are you guys going to prove that lumpatious is a real word? 288 00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:53,677 We're not. 289 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:56,866 - We are. - We are not, I tell you. 290 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,968 They just have to get a celebrity to say the word. 291 00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,724 We don't know a celebrity. 292 00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:02,458 We live in Los Angeles. We'll find one. 293 00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:04,575 - No we won't. - Not true. 294 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,600 We saw David schwimmer at a gas station. 295 00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:10,422 - Who's David schwimmer? - Exactly. 296 00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:11,680 Look at this. 297 00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:13,964 These spaghetti noodles are way too long. 298 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,331 Oh, wow. 299 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:19,036 You've got big problems over there, dice, don't you? 300 00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:20,213 Dude, lighten up. 301 00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:24,674 You know, there are kids in some countries who's noodles are too short. 302 00:14:24,675 --> 00:14:26,876 Did you ever think of that? 303 00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,277 - No. - No. 304 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,864 Well, lookie, lookie... 305 00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:34,784 My wookie. 306 00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,553 Just get out of here, jepson. 307 00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:38,128 Mom's picking me up. 308 00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:40,490 I ain't here for you, punk-o. 309 00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:43,155 I'm here to give your little babysitters a preview 310 00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:46,962 of what they're going to have to drink when they lose the bet. 311 00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:51,103 Just wring out my sweaty shirt here. 312 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,668 Yeah. 313 00:14:54,669 --> 00:14:58,607 What do you girls think of my jepson juice? 314 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,408 Ah! 315 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:03,824 Let go of me. Ah! 316 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,026 All right. 317 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:09,928 You may have broken my pinky. 318 00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:14,031 But you will never prove lumpatious is a real word. 319 00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:15,952 Fact. 320 00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:19,468 Sweet dreams, girls. 321 00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:22,259 Or should I say sweat dreams. 322 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:24,060 Ha! 323 00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:26,509 I am awesome. 324 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,445 I love that you broke his pinky. 325 00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:31,987 I'd like to break a lot more than that, like starting with... 326 00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,290 - Oh. - What? 327 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,626 I just remembered. A celebrity lives at elderly acres with nona. 328 00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,094 Who? 329 00:15:38,095 --> 00:15:40,997 I forget his name, but he used to be an airplane pilot. 330 00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:44,867 - I don't think pilots are that famous. - Shut up. 331 00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:47,898 A bunch of years ago, this pilot's plane was going to crash, 332 00:15:47,899 --> 00:15:50,139 but he landed it and saved everybody's lives. 333 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,839 All right, let's go talk to him. 334 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,200 Dice, take care of Lucas. 335 00:15:56,324 --> 00:15:58,584 Are you uncomfortable? 336 00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:00,644 Mm-hmm. 337 00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:02,218 Robot? 338 00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:04,019 Uh, robot. Excuse me, sir. Robot. 339 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,791 Hello. Why have you summoned me? 340 00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,523 His noodles are too long. 341 00:16:08,524 --> 00:16:10,564 Oh no. 342 00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:14,119 Activating lasers. 343 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:18,215 Thanks. 344 00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:20,234 Pasta la vista. 345 00:16:20,235 --> 00:16:23,115 Yeah, I said that. 346 00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:27,642 Nona, nona. 347 00:16:27,643 --> 00:16:29,677 Where's my nona? 348 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:32,888 Uh, excuse me. We're looking for a lady, elderly, red hair, 349 00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:37,689 tells long stories that nobody wants to hear. 350 00:16:38,087 --> 00:16:39,587 Cat, over here. 351 00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:41,155 Nona. Did you get my text? 352 00:16:41,156 --> 00:16:44,758 Yes. But tell me, what does s-m-s mean? 353 00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:47,961 Suck my sandwich. Where's the pilot? 354 00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:50,998 Well, I'll call him. Stank. 355 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:52,966 Stank? 356 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,113 Mm-hmm. 357 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:59,349 Sam and cat, this is my friend and fellow elderly, stank Maxwell. 358 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,160 This is my granddaughter. 359 00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:04,210 Yeah, yeah, great to meet you. Are you sure he's famous? 360 00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:05,845 Oh, my goodness, yes. 361 00:17:05,846 --> 00:17:08,857 Back in the eighties he was all over the news. 362 00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:14,198 He even had his own breakfast cereal, shredded stank. 363 00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:18,242 So, uh, captain stank. 364 00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:21,661 We were hoping you'd let us shoot a video of you saying this word, lumpatious. 365 00:17:21,662 --> 00:17:23,825 - It'll just take one second. - And we promise we're... 366 00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:25,999 - Girls, girls, girls. - What? 367 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,301 Stank can't talk. 368 00:17:28,302 --> 00:17:29,736 Huh? 369 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:30,837 Why can't he talk? 370 00:17:30,838 --> 00:17:34,662 Because when he landed that plane, the impact was so hard, 371 00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:38,344 that he bit right through his tongue. 372 00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:41,285 Where's his tongue? 373 00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:47,984 Oh, man, his tongue's in a jar. 374 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:50,990 I'm going to have to drink sweat. 375 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:53,091 Ah! Ah! 376 00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:55,063 Ah! 377 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:58,430 You're a tongueless hero. 378 00:17:58,431 --> 00:18:00,591 Ank-ooo. 379 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,793 Have a lollipop, stank. 380 00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:21,385 Sam, you've already had nine milkshakes. 381 00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:26,058 Hey, tomorrow I'm going to have to drink a mugful of boy sweat from a teenage jerk. 382 00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,300 And after that, nothing's ever going to taste good again, 383 00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:30,963 so I'm sucking down number ten. 384 00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:33,950 What do you think boy sweat tastes like? 385 00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:35,934 Ugh! I don't know. 386 00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:37,803 Probably like... 387 00:18:37,804 --> 00:18:39,528 Like what? 388 00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:42,709 Shh. Look it. Look it. 389 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:47,812 Oh, my god, it's the governor of New Jersey. 390 00:18:47,813 --> 00:18:51,650 At the inside-out burger drive-thru window? 391 00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:54,291 Looks that way. 392 00:18:54,688 --> 00:18:57,589 We got to get him to say lumpatious on video. 393 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,028 Cat, wait. Don't. Don't... 394 00:18:59,029 --> 00:19:01,539 - Governor! Governor! - Cat! 395 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,748 Please I've got to get a video of you saying lumpatious. Please no, no, no. 396 00:19:04,749 --> 00:19:08,433 I just need a video of the governor saying lumpatious on video. Please. 397 00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:12,394 I don't want to drink boy sweat. 398 00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:15,832 Governor. 399 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,565 Governor. 400 00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,435 Governor. 401 00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:27,579 Hello and welcome to inside-out burger. I'm crawling into your vehicle now. 402 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,520 Governor. Excuse me, governor. 403 00:19:29,521 --> 00:19:31,824 I'm crawling over you, what do you think I'm doing? 404 00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,607 Sorry, didn't mean to step on that, governor. 405 00:19:33,608 --> 00:19:35,642 Hello, governor. I just... 406 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:39,179 - Want to record a video of you quickly. - Wait. 407 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,340 Governor. 408 00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:46,487 So, since you guys asked for evidence that lumpatious is a real word... 409 00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:50,628 Please watch your large video screen. 410 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,695 - Huh? - Governor! 411 00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:56,297 Just say it, come on. 412 00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:59,067 All right. Let me be clear on this. 413 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,770 I do not like anyone who is lumpatious. 414 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:04,260 Lumpatious people are not welcome in New Jersey. 415 00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,553 Governor! 416 00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:09,214 Now can I have my hamburgers? 417 00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:12,213 So, that was the governor of New Jersey. 418 00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:13,815 Oh, we know. 419 00:20:13,816 --> 00:20:16,051 We're fans of the governor. 420 00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:18,872 He's quite large. 421 00:20:20,591 --> 00:20:22,358 So? 422 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,362 Now will you add lumpatious to the oxnard English dictionary? 423 00:20:26,363 --> 00:20:28,498 Very well. 424 00:20:28,499 --> 00:20:32,669 From this day forward, henceforth and here-to-for... 425 00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:35,583 The word lumpatious... 426 00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:39,058 Shall take its place in the glorious "l" pages... 427 00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:42,899 Of the oxnard English dictionary. 428 00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,184 - We did it. - We did it. 429 00:20:45,185 --> 00:20:48,653 - Thank you. - Now we don't have to drink sweat. 430 00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:52,490 - Oxnard, oxnard, oxnard. - Oxnard, oxnard, oxnard. 431 00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:56,627 - Okay, thanks. - We're going to go. 432 00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:58,561 Drink sweat? 433 00:20:58,562 --> 00:21:00,542 Gross. 434 00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:02,904 I like it. 435 00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:07,054 I know, I know, I know. 436 00:21:07,055 --> 00:21:08,635 Be a good girl. 437 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:12,137 Now you just stand there on that table and look pretty. 438 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,472 For a whole hour. 439 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,006 This is ridiculous. 440 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,024 Fact. 441 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,393 Oh, don't be so lumpatious. 442 00:21:20,394 --> 00:21:23,094 Yeah, lumpatious. 443 00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:26,747 Lucas, is there anything you'd like to say to your lumpatious big brother? 444 00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:27,715 Hey! 445 00:21:27,716 --> 00:21:32,216 You just keep your mouth zipped, punk-o. 446 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,720 Just a sec. 447 00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:41,626 Excuse me, guys? 448 00:21:41,627 --> 00:21:47,147 That boy in the bikini says motorcycles are for wusses. 449 00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:49,401 Let's go. 450 00:21:49,402 --> 00:21:50,902 Hey, where you going? 451 00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:54,523 Lucas, you stay here with me. Lucas. 452 00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:57,108 What do you freaks want? 453 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,569 To hurt you. 454 00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:00,979 What's your problem? 455 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:04,716 Hey. You better not hurt me. I'm a yellow belt in karate. 456 00:22:04,717 --> 00:22:06,937 Fact. Ah! 457 00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:12,628 Governor. 458 00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:15,334 Governor. 459 00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:19,308 Governor. 460 00:22:20,585 --> 00:22:22,745 Governor. 461 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,270 Governor. 462 00:22:28,283 --> 00:22:30,443 Governor.