Hi. How many?
Five.
Yes. Make it six.
Yeah, that's all of us.
How's this table here?
Very, very good. Thank you.
Sorry.
Sounds good. We're good.
Oh, no goomer,
we're just goin' to..
What?
If we just...
How about...
You're just going go...
But I...
Nope.
This is perfect, it's perfect.
It's good. You sit, sit, sit.
It'll work fine.
There we go.
I'm back.
Good.
How come I can't sit over there with you guys?
'Cause you're not a main character yet.
Oh.
Hey, man, I know how it feels.
Hey, guys.
Welcome to grimleys.
Hi.
Hey there.
Hey.
Can I get you all some drinks to start off?
No.
No, we're in a...
We're in a huge hurry.
Yeah, we gotta be back at work in a half hour.
And actually, we know what we're going to order
so we'll just goin' to go ahead and do that now.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
You guys are from that TV show, "Sam and Carly."
It's "Sam and cat".
Oh my gosh. I am a huge fan of that show.
Thanks. Thank you.
Wow. What are you guys doing here?
We were hoping you'd bring us some food.
Oh, oh my gosh.
You're just like you are in your TV show.
Yeah. Yep.
Hey, I play goomer on the show.
So you know, I happen to be an actor myself.
Oh, wow.
Oh here it comes, you whipped it right out there.
And I had a question for you guys.
What is it? What's the question?
How do you remember your lines?
Like, do you ever forget what you're supposed to say and mess up?
All the time. Oh, yeah.
As a matter of fact, I happen to have a series of clips that shows us messing up our lines.
No way. Like bloopers?
Exactly like bloopers. That's what it means.
Come here. Watch this.
Hurry, come here, hold the monkey bag.
Pills of bag.
What?
Why would I hold the bag monkey pills of bag?
All right. I got to...
And then little red riding hood said, beef...
Oh I messed up.
See that way they wreck your whole friendship as revenge for when you...
For when you...
Okay, Clarice, I gotta big pumpkin for you to carve.
One for Jen...
Hey dice.
Back to one.
Well, they're guys who...
You did this for revenge because I think...
That you think... that I...
Oh, is that my hairdresser?
Dryer, yeah.
Oh, Sam just forget it.
I don't know my line.
I'm like nervous because there's like stunts, I'm sorry.
Do your American accent.
I like...
A game I learned at camp wigawami.
That's not my line.
Where?
That's my line.
I'm not talking.
Hold.
Say you're sorry.
Sorry.
Oh shoot.
What is it? What do I say?
What's the line?
You know what, it wasn't usable anyway.
What's up?
Always the last scene of the day.
We won't let it happen.
Let's get over it.
We got it? Can we go home?
Oh my gosh. That is hilarious to see that.
But we really are in a hurry.
Yeah, could we please order some lunch?
In a minute, I got to go call my grandmother and tell her I met you guys.
But don't... we just want to order... ahh.
It's hard being famous like us.
Oh my gosh, Sam and cat. I love your show so much.
Aww, thank you. Thank you. Cool.
Did I miss the beginning?
The beginning of what?
The show, you know, the theme song and the cleverly edited images that go with it.
Show her.
Come here.
♪ I'm never that far
♪ no matter where you are
♪ believe it ♪ we can make it come true
♪ and I, I, I, I, I,
♪ I'll never say never ♪ as long as ♪ we keep it together
♪ it's the life ♪ that we choose ♪ and we still ♪ break the rules
♪ but it's all gonna be ♪ just fine ♪
♪ You and me ♪ we're going to be ♪ just fine
Hey, have you guys seen our waiter?
Uh, I haven't.
Cam, how much longer do we have for lunch?
Twenty-five minutes.
Oh, we better hurry.
Uh, excuse us.
"Sam and cat," right?
Yeah. Uh-huh.
I knew it. It's so cool.
So look, we don't want to bother you guys while you're eating or...
That's really nice of you. That's real nice. Good.
But since you're not eating yet...
Ohh. Ohh, of course.
When you guys are filming your TV show do you ever get the giggles?
Like you just can't stop laughing.
Does that ever happen?
Oh yeah, absolutely. All the time. Here, I'll show you.
Back to your chair.
You want to go by it this afternoon?
Sorry, Steve.
So why do...
Well, we got the plant job.
What is a hair model?
My mom hired...
I'm gone absolutely.
Your eyes...
Hold. Back to one.
Don't cut, don't cut, don't cut, right.
Wait, wait, wait,
I'm sorry.
Say what you said again.
Say it one more time. Go.
I said I...
Well, thanks for stopping by.
Oh, so cool.
You guys sure I can't sit with you at your table?
Oh we're positive. We're sorry. Yeah, no.
Hi. My daughter is such a big fan of your TV show, "Sam and cat".
Aw, sweet.
Isn't that right, baby?
She's awkward.
I was wondering, when you're filming your TV show, do you ever have trouble with the props?
Oh, yeah. All the time.
Here, take a look at this clip which I have already to play.
Wonderful.
Yep, all done.
Hold.
Aah.
Back to one.
Try again.
This, sorry.
Uh-oh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Yay, the door's this way.
This is fun, right?
Cookie down.
Oh no.
I just went like that and it fell.
Thanks so much, tandy.
Oh my... no.
Oh my goodness, what hilarious bloopers.
Uh, I wish my daughter had friends.
You guys, we gotta order lunch.
You're right. Yep. Where's our waiter?
Waiter, please come here, we're starving.
Excuse us.
Hey. Hi. Hi.
Can we get a picture, please?
Oh good yeah.
Arioni, will you take our picture?
Um, sure.
Wait, you want me in the picture, right?
No. Oh, no.
We want a picture with maree.
Maree.
You kids want a picture with me?
Yeah. You're the best actress ever.
We've seen you in tons of TV shows and movies.
Like "gunsmoke.", "general hospital.", "cagney and Lacey",
"beetlejuice", "search for tomorrow.".
Well, of course, I'll take a picture with you kids.
Come on over here.
Okay. Go arioni.
Got it.
Is it a good pic?
Yeah, yeah, fantastic.
So do you kids have any questions about our show?
Questions?
Well yeah.
For example, do you want to know if we ever dance or sing between takes?
I do.
Do you guys ever dance and sing between takes?
All the time. Yeah, we do. Uh-huh. Yeah.
There's a lot of dancing and singing between takes.
Here I'll show you on my pea pod.
♪ Come on
♪ and make some noise
♪ everybody get up
♪ come on and give us
♪ some noise
♪ come on and make
♪ some noise
♪ we're taking over tonight
♪ yeah we're itchin'
♪ to fight
♪ oh oh oh oh oh
♪ raise your voice
♪ make some noise
♪ girls and boys
♪ make some noise
♪ everybody get up
♪ come on
♪ and give me some noise
♪ yeah
♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
♪ we're taking over tonight
♪ yeah we're itchin'
♪ to fight
♪ everybody say
♪ make some noise
♪ girls and boys
♪ yeah make some noise
♪ make some noise
♪ everybody get up
♪ come on
♪ and give me some noise
♪ everybody at home tonight
♪ has gotta make some noise
♪ everybody at home tonight
♪ has gotta make some noise
wow. Great stuff.
Priceless.
So how much time do we have left for lunch?
I'm not sure.
We haven't even ordered yet.
This is ridic.
I'm feeling angry.
Are you guys from "Sam and cat"?
Of course we are.
So you guys are doing a blooper show.
How do you know?
Oh Dan tweeted about it.
Oh, he's a great speaker. Best person to speak.
So are there going to be commercials in this episode.
Of course. Absolutely.
Awesome. I love commercials.
Cameron, why don't you show her the commercials?
Sure thing.
Yay.
All right. Here you go.
I'll watch from over here.
Hey, you guys, where is our waiter?
Oh, here he comes. Oh. Thanks.
Hey, guys.
Anybody want any dessert or coffee or should I just get the check?
What are you talking about?
You've got to be kidding. We haven't even ordered our lunch yet.
And we have to be back at the studio in 15 minutes.
Hey, don't worry. I'm here to take your order.
Thank you. Oh, that's great.
But first, on your show "Sam and cat"...
Oh no.
Is it really exciting?
Hey zoran, why don't you show him how exciting it is.
Sure. Get over here.
Look at this.
♪ We're all waiting
♪ for the world to wake up
♪ open their eyes
♪ to the sunrise
♪ new day dawning
♪ and it's time to shake up
♪ it's our day
♪ do it our way
♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
that was the wrong clip package.
Yeah. Show him the exciting clips.
Okay, okay. Here.
Whirling wigs.
Could you turn on the radio?
No.
Predicament.
Watcha got?
Whoa. Your show is fantastic.
Thanks. Thanks so much.
Now, will you please take our lunch order?
Absolutely.
Yes. Finally.
I'll just go grab a pen.
No, no, no.
I'm so hungry.
Me too.
If I don't get a sandwich or something soon I'm going... tandy's here.
And they're getting him food.
Hey tandy.
Ooh. Hello.
Hey guys what's up?
You already got food.
Yes.
That man over there is putting it in a sack for me.
Well you have to share your food with us.
Uh, oh yeah, sure.
I'll share my food with...
Holy. Oh my gosh.
Does anyone else want my food?
No we're... we're fine.
Hey, aren't you one of those robots from "Sam and cat"?
Yes, I'm the important red robot.
Wow. It's really cool to be talking to you in person.
Okay.
Do you and blue robot get to all kinds of fun, wacky stuff?
Yes.
Follow-up question.
Sure.
When you're filming...
Um-hum.
Does any of that wacky fun stuff ever go wrong?
It sure does.
Would you like me to show you a delightfully entertaining clip package
of our work including our flubs?
That's what I was hoping for.
View my face.
The red-headed girl is done with her food.
Understood.
But... but what... no.
Oh, look at...
Could I have another cup?
Sure.
Cheese.
Hello, hello.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
Oh no. Stop it. Stop it...
That was stronger.
Nice, that was great.
I know.
So are you and that blue robot like dating?
No, why, what did she tell you?
Nothing.
Uh, those text messages weren't from me.
My phone was hacked.
Whatever, man.
Wait.
What do you know about it?
It's not true.
Aha. Uh. Uh, wait a sec. We didn't order this.
Oh, thank you guys so much for bringing us this food that we ordered.
Oh right. Oh right.
You know, because I ordered this.
Thank you. It's exactly it.
Oh.
You know, this is someone else's food.
Who cares?
I'd eat anything right now and not even complain.
Hey, I think you guys brought us some other people's food.
Zoran, you wanted to eat.
Why would you even..
No, no, no.
Ari, Ari, Ari. Shh.
Shh. Don't cry.
You got a huge music career going for you.
Double platinum.
Thank you.
Hi. I'm back.
Oh joy.
Great.
What happened to the kid who plays dice?
Tandy the robot disintegrated him.
Uh, well anyways, look I brought my friend j.D.
'Sup?
He's never seen "Sam and cat".
Nope.
Whatcha need?
Well, since my friend never seen your show...
Never.
I was hoping you could show him some fun clips.
What kind of fun clips do you want to see?
Just some really fun to watch clips that showcase the magic that is "Sam and cat".
And one blooper from "Drake and Josh."
Uh, zoran, show them.
Sure. Take a look, weirdos.
Everybody let's do a great job, okay.
There's something wrong with me.
I'm coming in with a small goat.
No.
What do you want?
Ellie always...
Sam.
That was solid.
That was a one-er.
How we doing?
Going...
No, you can't.
Well, hello Freddie Benson.
I can't be anymore vicious than that.
He hates my guts.
Lots of noise. Having fun.
You poofed.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh...
Hello, baby, oh, oh...
That's not a real trash can, jennette, things are fake here.
But I just got the line right.
Oh, that was perfect.
And cut.
You sat on my...
Can we do it again?
Yeah.
You want to see how much sass I got?
Sorry, I'm just really... dumb.
I feel it.
Now make it good.
You won the scoring game.
That didn't make any sense.
I'm sorry.
Yay.
It was rhetorical.
Ooh, rhetorical.
Aw, he uses big words now.
And I twisted it in her bra.
That was so great.
Dang, this show is hilarious.
I got to watch "Sam and cat".
I've been telling you.
Ahh, I am so hungry.
Me too.
We've almost been here a half-hour.
And we still haven't even ordered our lunch.
Hey guys. Remember me?
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
What's up?
I hear you got 45 seconds left in this episode.
Mind if I do my blooper dance?
Well, what's your blooper dance?
I'm glad you asked that.
Here I go "Sam and cat" -style.
♪ Swimming in dreams
♪ floating in air
♪ wide awake, fly away
♪ 'cause sometimes
♪ we're here
♪ sometimes you're there
♪ inner space, out of place
♪ always dreaming
♪ finding meaning
♪ so come take my hand
♪ it's just you and I
♪ swimming in dreams ♪ floating in air
♪ wide awake, fly away
♪ 'cause sometimes
♪ we're here
♪ sometimes you're there
♪ inner space, out of place
♪ always dreaming
♪ finding...
Mmm...