1
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Okay, doctor duckley, I know
you want to come with me.

2
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Quack, quack, quack.

3
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But I only have room for
two more of you guys.

4
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Why?

5
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Why what?

6
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Why are you packing?

7
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Why are you talking to
your stuffed animals?

8
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And why do I keep getting the same
pimple in the middle of my back?

9
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I'm going to Arizona with dice.

10
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I'm talking to my stuffed
animals to get their opinion

11
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on who should go with me.

12
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And you keep getting the same pimple
on your back because you're dirty.

13
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I appreciate your honesty.

14
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Hey, we're friends.

15
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So, what's in Arizona?

16
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Dice booked a hair
modeling job in fo-eenix.

17
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Oh, good for dice.

18
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Yeah.

19
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It's for teen hair magazine.

20
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They said he's going to be on the cover.

21
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Cool.

22
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Though personally I don't care.

23
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So why are you taking dice?

24
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Oh, because his mom and his
aunt ferjeen got sick.

25
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That's right.

26
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I heard they got coyote fever.

27
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Yeah.

28
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Poor ladies.

29
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Well, you're not supposed to eat coyotes.

30
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Ooh, I got to finish packing.

31
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Dice and I are on a nine
o'clock bus to fo-eenix.

32
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You know, it's pronounced "Phoenix."

33
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No, it's "fo-eenix."

34
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See?

35
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It's spelled with an "o."

36
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Yeah, but you don't pronounce the "o."

37
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Well, I do.

38
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I respect the alphabet.

39
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I got to finish deciding which
animals I'm going to take.

40
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Well, here, look.

41
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We'll just put your little duck
next to your purple giraffe.

42
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Hey, hey, hey.

43
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Do I tell you how to stuff
your face with chicken?

44
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Hello?

45
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Nona?

46
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Cat?

47
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Hello?

48
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Now I want chicken.

49
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Oh, hey, nona.

50
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Oh, there you are.

51
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I hate to barge in like this, but I
need to stay here for a couple of days

52
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if that's all right.

53
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Sure.

54
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No.

55
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Sam.

56
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Why do you have to stay here?

57
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Well, because elderly acres
is infested with funk mites.

58
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And the exterminators are spraying
all weekend, so I can't stay there.

59
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What are funk mites?

60
00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,167
They're these disgusting little bugs.

61
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My mom used to get them between her toes.

62
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Ew.

63
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Ew.

64
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And elsewhere.

65
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Ew!

66
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Ew!

67
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Anyway, is it all right
if I crash on your couch?

68
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No, it's not all right.

69
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Because you're going to
stay in my room with Sam.

70
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What?

71
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But there are only two beds in your room.

72
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I know.

73
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I'm going to be in fo-eenix
for the next two days.

74
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Bye, nona.

75
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You're going out of town?

76
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Yeah.

77
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So while I'm gone, you and
Sam can be roommates.

78
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Oh, wonderful.

79
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We're going to be roomies
let's bump butts.

80
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Oh god, I'm not bumping butts with you.

81
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You want to stay here, great.

82
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But I'm going with cat to Phoenix.

83
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No, Sam, you can't come
to fo-eenix with me.

84
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It's in Arizona.

85
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Oh yeah.

86
00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,141
Why can't you go to Arizona?

87
00:04:03,146 --> 00:04:06,612
Let's just say there might be a
warrant there for my arrest.

88
00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,213
And in Ohio.

89
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,250
And in some other states
I can never remember.

90
00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:14,586
Well, you just need to learn
the song I made up for you.

91
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Oh my.

92
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Wow.

93
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My first professional photo
shoot for teen boys' hair.

94
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Well, I've been in the modelling
game since I was four,

95
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but this is the first time I've
ever been shot for the cover

96
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of a national magazine.

97
00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,671
Mm.

98
00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:09,808
I love the smell of stylish boys.

99
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Hey, hey dice.

100
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Slater.

101
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How goes it, bud?

102
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Cat, this is slater, hair model.

103
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You have beautiful hair.

104
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Thanks.

105
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So, dice, I heard you're
going to be on the cover.

106
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I guess.

107
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But, hey, I just show up, rock some awesome
hair, and whatever happens happens.

108
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Yeah.

109
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Wow, dice, you're acting pretty
cool for a guy who is scared

110
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to poop on the bus.

111
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Well, what happens to it?

112
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I don't know.

113
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I mean, does it just fall
out onto the highway?

114
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Later.

115
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Dice.

116
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Dice.

117
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Oh, hey.

118
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Hi.

119
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Yonce, this is my friend, cat...

120
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Yeah, I don't care who she is.

121
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Bree?

122
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Bree.

123
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Come to me.

124
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Yes, sir.

125
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I want you to take my camera, put on
the zoom lens, make it smell nice,

126
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and bring me my flip flops.

127
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Right away.

128
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Yeah, right away.

129
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Hey, I got to tell you, I am so psyched
to have you shoot me for this cover.

130
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Yeah, about that.

131
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There's been a change.

132
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A change?

133
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What is it?

134
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A change is when things are one way,
and then they become another way.

135
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A change can be good or bad.

136
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In this case I think it's bad.

137
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Perhaps.

138
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Keith!

139
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Horn!

140
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Everyone, eyes on me.

141
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Look to yonce.

142
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Look to yonce.

143
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As you know, I'm going to photograph
all you boys this weekend.

144
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And then the editors of teen hair
magazine and I will decide which boy

145
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will be on the cover.

146
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What the... my agent
told me I had the cover.

147
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Don't worry about it.

148
00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,288
But... they're going to
look back at all the pics

149
00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:07,426
and they're going to pick you because
you've got the best hair in the land.

150
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Thanks.

151
00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,396
Man, I really hope you're right
because I'm really counting on...

152
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How come, how come everyone's...

153
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Oh no, no, no.

154
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Shh!

155
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Look at that boy with
the incredible hair.

156
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I see him.

157
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That's Jett Zander.

158
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He's the number one teen
hair model in the world.

159
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No kidding.

160
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His hair makes yours
look like a bad salad.

161
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Oh my god, it's Jett.

162
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Hi, Jett.

163
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Hey.

164
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Come to yonce.

165
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No, no, no, I'll come to you.

166
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Look at that.

167
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There's no way I'm going to
beat Jett Zander for the cover.

168
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:05,150
Well... they could choose you.

169
00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,786
You both have amazing hair.

170
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:08,920
You think?

171
00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,856
Maybe.

172
00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,291
I'm going to go take a
pic of Jett's head.

173
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,326
No, don't go.

174
00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:26,738
Nah, I don't have any money
to go out for lunch.

175
00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:34,772
But I found half a bag of
chips on the ground, so...

176
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I'll call you later.

177
00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,852
Hello, temporary roomie.

178
00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,755
Who's hungry?

179
00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,223
What...

180
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,925
What did you do?

181
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:51,496
I made us lunch.

182
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:57,068
We've got ribs and fried chicken, and
macaroni with four kinds of cheeses,

183
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which I call "Mac and cheese and
cheese and cheese and cheese."

184
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,676
And we've got cornbread, potato doodles.

185
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:08,713
Ooh, and for dessert we have
make-your-own ice cream sundaes

186
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:13,184
with my very special strawberry gravy.

187
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,353
Just...

188
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,489
Just give me a minute.

189
00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,057
Aren't you hungry?

190
00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,859
Mm-hmm.

191
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,693
I'm just afraid I'm dreaming

192
00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,961
and...

193
00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,362
And...

194
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:31,169
I don't want to wake up.

195
00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:33,004
All right, boys.

196
00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,773
This is your big chance.

197
00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:42,807
You want to be on the cover of this
magazine, then show me something.

198
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:43,782
Bree?

199
00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:44,349
Yes, yonce.

200
00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:51,256
Turn on the hi-fi.

201
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,123
Come on.

202
00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,858
Yes, give me more.

203
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,861
Work it, work the hair, come on.

204
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:57,896
Oh, great.

205
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,830
Give me garbage.

206
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:02,701
I love garbage.

207
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,403
Yeah. Yeah.

208
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,438
Go, Jett, go.

209
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:13,979
Yes.

210
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,982
Very nice, dice.

211
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,217
No, no, no, you look like a fish.

212
00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:23,054
Don't be a fish.

213
00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,890
Keith.

214
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:26,425
There we go.

215
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,359
Show me the power.

216
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,362
Show me the power of your hair.

217
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,630
Yes.

218
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,031
You're a natural.

219
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,134
Be a magical reindeer.

220
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,102
Yeah, good.

221
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:37,936
Come on now, dice.

222
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:38,803
Give me more.

223
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:42,140
More. More.

224
00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,642
Yes, that's beautiful.

225
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,511
I love it.

226
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,748
Yeah!

227
00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,750
Okay, everybody, that's a wrap for today.

228
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:56,821
See you all back here
tomorrow morning at 9:00 A.M.

229
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,623
Wow, dice.

230
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,392
Great job.

231
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,159
Doesn't matter.

232
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,794
I'm not going to win.

233
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,062
I mean, look at yonce.

234
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:06,197
He's all over Jett Zander.

235
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,433
Well, I don't get it.

236
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:12,370
Why is everybody making such a
fuss over a boy wearing a wig?

237
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,338
Wig?

238
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,506
What do you mean, wig?

239
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,742
Jett's wearing a wig.

240
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:18,810
You think...

241
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,079
You think Jett's wigging?

242
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,481
He's totally wigging.

243
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,350
You're sure that's a wig?

244
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:26,184
Yes.

245
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:30,388
I have excellent wigdar.

246
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:37,095
But wearing a wig, that goes against
everything hair modeling stands for.

247
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,998
It's terrible.

248
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,299
Wow.

249
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,500
Wow, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.

250
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,410
If we can prove that Jett's wearing
a wig, he'll be disqualified

251
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,939
and I'll get the cover of the magazine.

252
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,407
Okay, two things.

253
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,275
What?

254
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,445
You're taking this a
little too seriously.

255
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,813
Okay.

256
00:11:54,847 --> 00:12:00,618
And your face is really close to my face.

257
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:08,653
I'll move back.

258
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:10,895
Sam.

259
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,964
Oh, Sam?

260
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,600
Oh, there you are.

261
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:20,271
Cat sent me a text that says,
"remind Sam that she's babysitting

262
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:24,042
the Franklin twins tomorrow
morning at 8:00 A.M."

263
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,477
Oh, dang it.

264
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,644
What's the matter?

265
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,080
I hate waking up early on a sunday.

266
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,616
I hate waking up at all on sunday.

267
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,985
I just hate waking up.

268
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,587
Oh, you.

269
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:39,858
And I hate one of the Franklin twins,
but I can never remember which one.

270
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,861
Well, you don't have to
wake up at 8:00 A.M.

271
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:43,428
But cat said

272
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:43,962
I got to do the...

273
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:44,696
No, no, no,

274
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,197
I wake up at 6:00 A.M.

275
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:51,136
So, you sleep in and I'll watch
the Franklin twins for you.

276
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,103
You'll babysit?

277
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:52,638
Sure.

278
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,339
Sleep in as long as you like.

279
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,240
Really?

280
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,875
It's fine.

281
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,511
Well, will you...

282
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,079
Will I what?

283
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:04,149
Will you do my laundry, too?

284
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:07,552
No, Sam, I will not do your laundry.

285
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,587
Oh.

286
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:14,559
Because I've already done it.

287
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,027
You did.

288
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,797
You did do my laundry.

289
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,066
And you got the stink out.

290
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:26,204
That's what nonas do.

291
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:27,172
Nona?

292
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,373
Yes, dear?

293
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:36,407
Promise me you won't die tonight.

294
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,557
Look at Jett's mother fluffing his wig.

295
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,092
You're 100 percent sure it's a wig?

296
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,695
I know wigs.

297
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,397
All right, now, you ready?

298
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,098
Yeah, but how do we get Jett in position?

299
00:13:54,133 --> 00:14:02,133
Just watch me work.

300
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:11,616
Oh, my contact lens.

301
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:18,389
Ah, somebody help me
find my contact lens?

302
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,490
You need some help?

303
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:24,295
No, get lost, creep.

304
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:29,133
Won't somebody help me
find my contact lens?

305
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,835
You lost your contact lens?

306
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,538
Oh, hi.

307
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:37,642
Yeah, I think I dropped
it somewhere down here.

308
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,644
Yeah.

309
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,480
Keep looking.

310
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,849
Right down there.

311
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,286
All right, you ready to watch
a teen boy's wig fly off?

312
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:48,953
Ready.

313
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:56,988
Join the cords.

314
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:06,604
Jett, be careful!

315
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,373
What in the world?

316
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,742
Turn off that fan.

317
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:11,776
Keith.

318
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:15,680
Turn the fan off.

319
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:22,921
Unjoin the cords.

320
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,489
Is everyone all right?

321
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,457
Did anybody...

322
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,992
Jett.

323
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,495
Your hair.

324
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,195
What, is it ruined?

325
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,164
No, no, no. Don't touch it.

326
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:37,735
It's marvelous.

327
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:43,441
That powerful fan has blown
your hair into the perfect 'do.

328
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,877
Bree, bring me my best camera.

329
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:51,749
I must shoot him now.

330
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,284
Did you find your contact lens?

331
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,319
Beat it!

332
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:02,860
Doo-doodly-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo,
doodly-doo, doodly-doo.

333
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:03,428
Hey.

334
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,362
How are the Franklin twins?

335
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,563
Oh, wonderful.

336
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,365
I just put them down for a nap.

337
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:07,999
Yeah?

338
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:08,766
Yeah.

339
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:14,372
I made them my special mixture,
warm milk and Turkey juice.

340
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:18,109
Always puts the little
brats to sleep for hours.

341
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,143
Puckett.

342
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,612
Open this door!

343
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,513
Puckett!

344
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,915
Oh, crabs.

345
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:24,582
Who's that?

346
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,351
The building manager.

347
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,419
I know you're in there.

348
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,153
What's his beef?

349
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,490
He's going to say I haven't paid my half
of the rent for the past two months.

350
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:32,924
Have you?

351
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:33,958
No.

352
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,493
Puckett!

353
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,694
I mean, what do I do?

354
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:37,495
Go in the closet.

355
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,162
Hurry, go.

356
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:38,667
Okay.

357
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:39,097
Go, go, go.

358
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:44,335
I'm going.

359
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,670
Oh, hello, Bombay.

360
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,604
Nona.

361
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:50,174
I thought you moved to that
there elderly acres place.

362
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:50,842
I did.

363
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,777
I'm just here for the weekend.

364
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,646
I see.

365
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,981
You looking for something?

366
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,850
Yeah. Puckett.

367
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,753
On the first day of every month,
your granddaughter pays me

368
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,521
her half of the rent.

369
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:06,624
But for the past two months, you
know what I got from Puckett?

370
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:07,492
What?

371
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,028
This.

372
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:15,266
Fake money from a
once-popular board game.

373
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,703
I'm sure that that fake money
was just meant as a joke.

374
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,139
Joke my rump.

375
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:26,444
Now, I want to know where Sam Puckett
is and I want to know now, see?

376
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,679
Oh, well, I...

377
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,214
She's not here.

378
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,350
She left the country.

379
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,054
You tell Puckett I want the rent.

380
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,956
And I don't need any colorful
characters around here to give

381
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,726
the joint atmosphere.

382
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,127
What does that mean?

383
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:43,594
I don't know.

384
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:51,629
I'm a throwback.

385
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,971
Okay, you are the best roommate ever.

386
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,606
Aw.

387
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,276
But don't tell cat that.

388
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,320
Oh, go ahead and tell her.

389
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,344
I love you.

390
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:09,020
Okay, everyone, in a few minutes
yonce will return to announce

391
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:12,090
next month's cover boy
of teen hair magazine.

392
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,124
Yep.

393
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,097
Cheer up, dice.

394
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,098
You could win.

395
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,868
Ah, shut up.

396
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:28,005
If I had any chance of winning, you
ruined it when you used that giant fan

397
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,542
to make Jett's hair look even better.

398
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:35,613
You mean his wig.

399
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,914
Attention!

400
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:37,949
Look to yonce.

401
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:41,319
Look to yonce.

402
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:49,353
Now, the boy who will be on the cover
of next month's teen hair magazine...

403
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:55,700
Duh. Jett Zander!

404
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,767
Aw, man.

405
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:01,472
I'm sorry, but let's face it, there's
just no beating Jett Zander with that

406
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,041
luscious flowing hair.

407
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,511
That tears it!

408
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,113
Hey! Jett Zander!

409
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,583
Why don't you just admit to everybody
that you're wearing a wig?

410
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,154
I would never wear a wig.

411
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:21,125
I'm all natural. Look.

412
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,427
Who are you, anyway?

413
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,931
Well, I'm just the girl who's going
to tear the wig off Jett Zander.

414
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:27,732
Cat, no!

415
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:28,766
You!

416
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:40,938
She's hurting my hair!

417
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,848
Leave his hair alone!

418
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,583
Someone call security!

419
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,617
Yeah.

420
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:58,729
Well, it's not a wig.

421
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,399
Hey, nona, what goes...

422
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,301
Hey.

423
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,095
What are you doing?

424
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:07,038
Well, I'm getting ready to
go back to elderly acres.

425
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,372
What?

426
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,106
No.

427
00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:09,611
What?

428
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,476
No. You can't leave.

429
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,746
Well, come on, what's for dinner?

430
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,783
I mean, let's go, right?

431
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,652
Mac and cheese and cheese
and cheese and cheese, huh?

432
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,387
I got a phone call.

433
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,422
I can go back now.

434
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,591
The funk mites are gone.

435
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,291
Well, that's great but...

436
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,159
And cat's

437
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,060
coming home tonight,

438
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,062
and she's going to need her bed back.

439
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:34,732
But... but I don't want you to leave.

440
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:36,867
Oh, honey, you'll be all right.

441
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,503
No I won't.

442
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,072
Sam.

443
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:48,512
I think that's your phone ringing.

444
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,580
Who is it?

445
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:50,214
Sam?

446
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,449
What do you want?

447
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,284
I got good news and bad news.

448
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,118
What?

449
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,654
Well, I got the cover of the magazine.

450
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,455
Wow, yeah, great.

451
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,423
What's the bad news?

452
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:04,996
One of the other boys is being
taken to a scalp hospital.

453
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,364
That's it?

454
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:07,898
No.

455
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,068
Cat's being arrested.

456
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:16,107
I mean, it really looks like a wig.

457
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:16,674
Wait.

458
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,042
Cat was really arrested?

459
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:18,876
Yes.

460
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,445
You got to get nona to come
to Arizona and bail her out

461
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,948
or else cat's going to be
in jail for two weeks.

462
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,316
Okay, I'll tell nona.

463
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,450
Bye.

464
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,553
Bye.

465
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:30,655
Who was that?

466
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:33,658
Oh, that was dice and cat.

467
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:34,125
Oh.

468
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,662
Are they coming back here?

469
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,830
No.

470
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,366
What's going on?

471
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,136
They decided to stay in
Phoenix for two more weeks,

472
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:50,941
so cat says you should stay here and
take care of me until she gets back.

473
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,476
Really?

474
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,912
I promise.

475
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:58,616
Well, I guess I better
start dinner, then.

476
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,886
Yep.

477
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:09,887
Yes, you should.

478
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:27,611
Aw, what's in this can?

479
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:28,646
Cat!

480
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,523
Mmm...