1 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,154 [SIRENS WAILING] 2 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:25,959 [TIRES SCREECHING] 3 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,127 [CRASHING] 4 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:28,533 Well, just great! 5 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:32,867 No, not the presentation. That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me. 6 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:36,703 Ugh. Do you realize how much this is going to cost? 7 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,018 Not in money, which I have plenty of, but in... 8 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,186 [EXCLAIMS] [GROWLING] 9 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,376 WOMAN: What the... 10 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,857 Get away from me! Get away! 11 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:48,650 [GASPING] 12 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:50,885 [ALL GROWLING] 13 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,121 Help me. Someone help! 14 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,322 [GROWLING] 15 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:56,489 [SCREAMING] 16 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:58,596 Stay away! 17 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,328 Ah! What are you doing? 18 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,396 [TIRES SCREECHING] 19 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:05,101 [SHRIEKING] 20 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:06,800 [SCREAMING] 21 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,234 [GRUNTS] 22 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:09,940 [ALL SCREAMING] 23 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,015 - Look out! - Help me! 24 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,206 [THUDDING] 25 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:20,523 [HORN BLARING] 26 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:27,023 Wonder Woman! Save me! Save me from them! 27 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,622 From whom? 28 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,701 Demons. They're everywhere. Don't you see them? 29 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,462 [SIRENS WAILING] 30 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:38,141 [PEOPLE GROANING] 31 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,140 I see only one. 32 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,922 STEVEN: I'll ask you one last time! 33 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:56,116 [GUN COCKS] 34 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,794 What did you do with my family? 35 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:03,332 Steven, it's me, Gloria! I'm your wife. 36 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,204 CREATURE: These are our children. 37 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:12,174 You're not my family! You killed them, just like the others. 38 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,139 Now, it's your turn. 39 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,608 [FLYING OBJECT APPROACHING] 40 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:18,809 [GRUNTS] 41 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,751 No one's dying here tonight. 42 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,112 It's not me you should be stopping. 43 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,948 It's them. Look at them! 44 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,659 [SIRENS WAILING] 45 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,855 Look at them! 46 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,018 [HANDCUFFS LOCKING] 47 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:33,523 [SOBBING] 48 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:42,164 It's just like the neighbors. Go to my shed, you'll see I'm right! 49 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,787 What have you done? 50 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,712 [BABY CRYING] 51 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,342 BATMAN: Let me help you. 52 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:29,576 [EXCLAIMING] 53 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,548 It's not my fault. 54 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,555 I've given birth to the devil. It's the devil! 55 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,552 [SHRIEKING] 56 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:42,325 You're tired. Give me the baby. You don't want to hurt her. 57 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,467 [WOMAN EXCLAIMING] 58 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,484 [THUDDING] 59 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,727 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 60 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:18,433 I'm sorry. 61 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:39,686 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [REPEATED THUDDING] 62 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,794 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens. 63 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,097 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand. 64 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:54,767 Any clue what's causing it? 65 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,129 No idea. 66 00:04:56,296 --> 00:05:00,400 [GROANS] The one week I fill in for Jordan, and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster? 67 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,379 The same pattern is repeating around the world. 68 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,584 So, there could be an overriding factor. Perhaps a paranormal element. 69 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,749 Are you talking about magic? 70 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,720 We've come up against magic before, Batman. 71 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,788 Xerxes, Trigon, Felix Faust. 72 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,257 Even Shazam's powers are based in magic. 73 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,086 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out? 74 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,324 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. 75 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:27,866 I recommend spending more time on the streets instead of flying over them. 76 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:33,408 Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say. 77 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,919 CONSTANTINE: Bollocks! 78 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,822 In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose? 79 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:04,064 Too, too bad, Constantine. 80 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,394 [LAUGHING] 81 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:09,869 Have you gained weight? It looks good on you. 82 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,138 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason? 83 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:16,803 Maybe he'd change my luck. He'd definitely be less mopey than you. 84 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:21,381 John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea. 85 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:25,221 The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino is to find a relic 86 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,585 to keep that monster locked away forever. 87 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:31,217 Boys, boys! You're boring me. Let's play, shall we? 88 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:52,775 [LAUGHS] My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits. 89 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:55,882 Oh, but our next group of friends is due to arrive. 90 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,180 So, it's time to bust you out. 91 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,750 [LAUGHS] Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo! 92 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:05,420 Woman in a box. In a box. 93 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,532 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you. 94 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:13,965 Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power? 95 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:18,034 Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia Schiffer. What do you think? 96 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,303 No cards for me, and... 97 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:27,178 Oh, looks like you can't call my bet, Constantine. 98 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,613 By my rules, you lose. 99 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,615 I raise. 100 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:34,883 With what? Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits. 101 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,321 Not two bits. 102 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,620 [LAUGHING] 103 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:41,230 I'm betting the House, the House of Mystery. 104 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,273 And since I'm including everything inside, 105 00:08:49,297 --> 00:08:51,971 it looks like you're the one that can't call, Abnegazar. 106 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,073 Well, what do you say, boys? 107 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,803 I like the action. 108 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:06,253 [CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 109 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,657 I call. 110 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,663 Really? A chipped Dreamstone? 111 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,400 I'm out. 112 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,638 Broken knick-knacks for the House of Mystery and its contents? 113 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:27,867 Are you mad? 114 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,913 I've got a working Soul Catcher. 115 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:35,716 That's Ogid's Eye Spiker, eh? [LAUGHS] And the Garazi. 116 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:40,949 So, even if that very magical Dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby. 117 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:45,518 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager. 118 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,829 [ALL LAUGHING] 119 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,531 Hell. Now, that's a losing hand for the ages. 120 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,705 Now, read them and... 121 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,701 What? 122 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:06,338 Do they have an eye doctor in hell? I'd make an appointment if I was you. 123 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,108 You cheated! 124 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,581 [ROARS] 125 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,881 Technically, we both cheated. I just did it better. 126 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,090 I'll rip your bloody heart out! 127 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,956 Sorry, mate, I'm using that. 128 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,723 [EXCLAIMING] 129 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,865 [GRUNTS] 130 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,268 [SHUDDERING] 131 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:39,712 Situation here, Jason. It's time to call your better half. 132 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,283 Sorry, John, you're on your own. 133 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,282 [ROARING] 134 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:56,430 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed 'em to you, Constantine. 135 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:02,003 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 136 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,769 BOTH: Gone, gone, the form of man. 137 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,778 Arise the demon, Etrigan! 138 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,111 [GROWLING] 139 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,553 Once more with words of metered rhyme, 140 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:21,214 comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time. 141 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,853 Easy now, brother. We're on the same side, right? 142 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,657 Let's use our words. 143 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,630 Are you having a laugh? We're the Demons Three. 144 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,201 Kill everyone! 145 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,559 [GRUNTING] 146 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,711 You will pay, Constantine. 147 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,348 Your soul will be ours. 148 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,619 Get in line, you prats. 149 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,194 Your ass is grass, Constantine. 150 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,359 And we're the lawnmower! 151 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,906 Since the battle's fought and won, 152 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,839 Jason Blood with me is done. 153 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,852 For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan, 154 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,014 fighting to keep him from coming forth. 155 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,183 And you forced me to summon him. 156 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,953 Everything got sorted. 157 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,632 He could have gone on a killing spree. 158 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,894 You don't think. You don't consider the cost. 159 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,192 Yeah, I did. 160 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:44,171 Weighed it against my being eaten alive and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it." 161 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,077 You're a world class bastard, John. 162 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,357 [AUDIENCE GASPING] 163 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,791 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 164 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,958 [ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING] 165 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,442 And for my finale, 166 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:23,342 I will make this terrible trio of terrifying Tantors 167 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,914 vanish before your eyes! 168 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,318 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 169 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,083 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 170 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,992 [WHIMPERING] 171 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,325 [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING] 172 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,275 BATMAN: I hope those elephants survived. 173 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,709 You don't want PETA on your back. 174 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,516 You're assuming they were real in the first place. 175 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,875 How are you, Bruce? 176 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,120 I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy. 177 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,014 You know where I can find John Constantine? 178 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,720 No. 179 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,225 You must have some idea. 180 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,121 We don't keep in touch. 181 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,492 I know you two have history, so I... 182 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,858 [GASPS] 183 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,298 DEADMAN: Z, Batman needs to talk with John. 184 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,372 You've got to come along, too. It's important. 185 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,142 Is that you, Boston? 186 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,470 Yeah. [GROANS] 187 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,839 Everything is... [GROANS] 188 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,981 Boy, this guy's mind is tough. [GRUNTING] 189 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,715 Can't hold... 190 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,874 [GROANS] 191 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,144 [EXCLAIMS] 192 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,720 What is going on? 193 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,256 I'll tell you on the way to John's. 194 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,756 Okay, but I call shotgun. 195 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,696 I don't even think his kid could fit back here. 196 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,030 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living. 197 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,003 Boston Brand. He was a circus performer. 198 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:02,168 Batman's heard of me. Sweet. Tell him I'm a fan of his, too. 199 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,610 But, you know, be cool about it. 200 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,478 Yeah, that's him. 201 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,749 Ask him if he caught one of my shows. 202 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,852 He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous 203 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,048 especially with the ladies. 204 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,090 Husbands, not so much. 205 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,352 You're killing me. 206 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:20,292 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people. 207 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,931 Then, about five years ago, karma caught up with him. 208 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,562 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 209 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,734 It was a weekend show, full house. 210 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,807 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when... 211 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,572 [GUN COCKING] 212 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,689 [AUDIENCE GASPING] 213 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,389 [AUDIENCE SCREAMING] 214 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,670 He died and that should have been that. 215 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,334 But with Boston, things tend to get complicated. 216 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,145 His spirit was called by the goddess Rama Kushna. 217 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,952 She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living, 218 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:21,785 so he could bring his killer and others to justice. 219 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,925 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good. 220 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,927 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child? 221 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,191 Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that. 222 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,161 Mmm. 223 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,766 Where is this address? 224 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,901 GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight. 225 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,941 It's not an address. The House of Mystery tends to move around. 226 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,876 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it. 227 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,105 I wanted the House to come to us. 228 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:51,848 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 229 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,216 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 230 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:02,824 [CONTINUES INCANTING] 231 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:24,969 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 232 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,223 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 233 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,594 [GRUNTING] 234 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,929 She can't hold it! Do something! 235 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,013 There. 236 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,891 Into the House! 237 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,738 Z, you all right? 238 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,344 Yeah, as soon as you get off me. 239 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:29,545 I should have known you were the reason I'm not back in London enjoying a pint. 240 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,982 The House always did like you better. 241 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,652 Odd trio for a road trip. 242 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,190 To what do I owe the visit? 243 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,227 The League thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause. 244 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,893 Told you something stinks. 245 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:48,070 Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions. 246 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,503 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate. 247 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,198 - What did he say? - Uh-uh. 248 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,771 I'm not playing telephone between you two. 249 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,435 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 250 00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,739 We online? 251 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,346 Great. Sorry about the Batmobile. 252 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,885 I hope your insurance was paid up. [LAUGHS] 253 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,419 What, is there even a policy 254 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,217 - for something like that? - Mmm. 255 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,321 [EXCLAIMS] 256 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,760 Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid. Use a bloody door. 257 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,523 I am glad to see you are well. 258 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,428 [DEADMAN EXCLAIMING] 259 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,968 How new is this one? 260 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,605 Not what you think. 261 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,264 It's the magic of the House. 262 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,001 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body. 263 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,003 BOTH: It sure did. 264 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:37,312 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself. 265 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,286 Interesting. 266 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,414 Um, 267 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,321 yeah, we are that. 268 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,957 Dead smooth you are, mate. 269 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,230 Hey, it's been a while, you know? 270 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:57,338 Powerful in true magic. Angry at John. 271 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,133 This, I understand. 272 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:04,570 Yet you still have feelings for him. 273 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,577 I could kill him. 274 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,320 You exude pain. 275 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:22,158 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. 276 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,732 How do you cope with it? 277 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,433 I have a butler. 278 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,535 That was enlightening. 279 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:40,540 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now. 280 00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,408 - WOMAN: Demons! - MAN: It's not me! 281 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:50,092 I've given birth to the devil. It's the... 282 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:53,955 Rama Kushna says this will break down the walls between the planes. 283 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,030 Even the afterlife will be affected. 284 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:59,294 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right. I'll look into it. 285 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,618 Meanwhile, the House will drop you wherever you'd like. 286 00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:04,403 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rama says we have to work together. 287 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,406 Come on! It's a dream team. 288 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,705 You, me, Zatanna, Batman, maybe even the Justice League. 289 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:13,812 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic. 290 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,411 That's why we need you. You can lead us. 291 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:22,317 Boston, do I strike you as a team player? Much less a team leader. 292 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,485 Point is, even deities can get it wrong. 293 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,894 It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and Reality TV. 294 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,461 Z, your help I could use. 295 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,369 Okay, if we do it as a group. 296 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,739 [GROANS] This is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again. 297 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:42,469 "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys," she said. 298 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,477 You're such an ass. 299 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,246 Oh, not the monkeys. 300 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:50,751 ZATANNA: Says the man who has Newcastle and a 100 other screw-ups on his résumé, 301 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,582 costing lives and souls. 302 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:55,224 CONSTANTINE: But not monkeys. You're still way ahead on dead... 303 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,754 - They used to be a thing. - Mmm. 304 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,668 CONSTANTINE: You just have to make things... 305 00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,966 We're wasting time. 306 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,056 He's dead and I accept the risks. 307 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:07,260 So, can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout? 308 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:14,003 Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk on the dark side then. 309 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,979 Coming, team? 310 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,518 [SIGHS] Stop being a child and slow down. Where are we going? 311 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,217 Ritchie's. 312 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,127 Have you talked to him lately? 313 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,730 I know he's pissed. You don't have to remind me, love. 314 00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:36,297 It's on my CV, remember? 315 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,664 No, really, has he told you... 316 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:44,504 CONSTANTINE: Oh, no. He's dying. 317 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,169 John Constantine, 318 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:52,882 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort. 319 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:58,887 No matter. Your friend's soul will be collected 320 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:03,426 and there's nothing you can do to alter that. 321 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:07,759 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house? 322 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,330 Who's he talking to now? 323 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:12,628 Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell. 324 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,203 They're drawn to you. 325 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,866 Maybe it's your cologne, Batsy. 326 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,903 This one has cheated us many times. 327 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,773 It is vexing. 328 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,282 Boo. 329 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,585 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off. 330 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:42,491 When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, Constantine. 331 00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:44,064 Yeah, yeah. 332 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,395 [DOOR OPENS] 333 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,572 RITCHIE: I thought I felt a disturbance in the force. 334 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,532 How you doing, Johnny boy? 335 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,609 Zatanna and Batman? 336 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,782 What the hell? 337 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,880 Tell you everything inside, mate. 338 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,222 [SIGHS] You poor thing. 339 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:17,996 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked 340 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:21,899 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill. 341 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,403 I'm sorry about that. 342 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,337 But it means a lot you're here, John. 343 00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:32,044 And, hey, you don't have to say it. You... You're forgiven. 344 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,481 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room. 345 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,120 And when is he gonna shut up, right? 346 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,414 [LAUGHS] 347 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,088 What? What's with the face? 348 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,327 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you? 349 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:51,423 Of course, I am, but I was looking to borrow the Keshanti Key as well. 350 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,995 Unbelievable. 351 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:56,230 I tried to tell him on the way. 352 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,099 Yeah, it's not your fault, Z. 353 00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:01,608 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault. 354 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:05,270 I was with you when it happened, Ritchie. We were side by side. 355 00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:07,674 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side. 356 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:12,345 But I got the weird magical cancer while you, you added to your rep. 357 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,512 Isn't that right? 358 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:17,182 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the Key, 359 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,296 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate. 360 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:22,123 John! 361 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,334 Getting that a lot lately. 362 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:32,701 You can go screw yourself. I am not giving you crap! 363 00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:35,501 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider. 364 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,908 Innocent lives are at stake. 365 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:52,724 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help, 366 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:57,492 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman. 367 00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,158 Force of good. 368 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,861 It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna. 369 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,898 Now, if you'll excuse me... 370 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,739 You can show yourselves out. 371 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,323 [SIRENS WAILING] 372 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:36,695 This him? 373 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,205 Father of the year. 374 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,367 I'll need the gear now. 375 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:45,809 How does this work? 376 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,042 It's basically a magical shortcut. 377 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,046 It lets me access different planes of existence 378 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,418 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations. 379 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,557 In this case, I'll poke around this poor sod's memories 380 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,689 to see how his madness began. 381 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:02,765 And more importantly, what caused it. 382 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,226 What are you doing here? I'm calling security. 383 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,239 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair. 384 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:18,737 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack. 385 00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,574 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now. 386 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:24,016 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here... 387 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:27,280 Too dangerous. You're out of practice, love. 388 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:29,991 Look, you wanted me along. I'm here. 389 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,152 I'm not waiting in the wings. Let's do this. 390 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,058 Mmm. 391 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:51,703 Hmm. 392 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,015 Z? You okay? [GROANS] 393 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,682 I'm fine. 394 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:09,463 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 395 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,628 I've never liked this sort of magic. 396 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,362 I can feel darkness seeping inside me. 397 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:17,965 How you stand it is beyond me. 398 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:21,971 It's all about control. If you ever need a refresher... 399 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,871 We've had this conversation. I haven't changed my mind. 400 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,683 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil. 401 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:35,347 After all, you've got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits. 402 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,322 Really? Now? 403 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,325 Good a time as ever, I reckon. 404 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:42,761 - I'll teach you to talk back. - No! [GRUNTING] 405 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:46,431 The magic I perform brings people happiness. 406 00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,764 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love? 407 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,497 You're such a pessimist. 408 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:54,542 Wrong. I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, 409 00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:56,736 and when the worst happens, I'm ready. 410 00:28:57,168 --> 00:29:00,012 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world. 411 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:02,179 Steven, stop! 412 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,512 Leave me alone! 413 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,712 Another precious moment. 414 00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:08,020 There was joy, too. 415 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,551 His madness swept it away. 416 00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:15,061 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 417 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:29,301 [MAN CONTINUES INCANTING] 418 00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:47,824 [DEMON SCREECHING] 419 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:49,857 [ALL GROANING] 420 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:51,998 Who dropped the bed pan? 421 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:55,834 [GROANING] 422 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,501 [DEMON SCREECHING] 423 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,198 [SCREAMING] 424 00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:17,684 [GRUNTS] 425 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,934 This is it. This was the morning of his madness. 426 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,663 What do you think will set him off? 427 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,341 My guess is the Sudoku. 428 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,806 He's got two nines in the same row. 429 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,171 John. 430 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,450 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] MAN: Run! Run! Run! 431 00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:51,821 WOMAN: Run! Let's get out of here! 432 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,794 DEADMAN: Oh, come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit, huh? 433 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,596 [GROANS] 434 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:09,868 [SCREAMS] 435 00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:11,405 Damn it! 436 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:18,343 [GRUNTS] 437 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,426 [SCREECHING] 438 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,904 [SCREECHING] 439 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,696 Here it is. 440 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,130 [GROANS] 441 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,076 We've got to get out of here. 442 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:23,867 CONSTANTINE: One more second. 443 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,782 Now, John! There's no time! 444 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,056 [BOTH GRUNTING] 445 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,390 CONSTANTINE: Got it. 446 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,946 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 447 00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:59,984 [COUGHS] 448 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,855 Oh! Shit's really hit the fan. 449 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,027 You had to go there, Boston. 450 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,057 Let's get the hell out of here. 451 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:14,564 Hmm. 452 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,104 - I don't recognize it. - Me, neither. 453 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,278 But if there's a person alive who can, it's Ritchie. 454 00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:25,937 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you? 455 00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:29,211 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings. 456 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:32,053 [SHROUDS HISSING] 457 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:36,851 SHROUD: Constantine. 458 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,085 Bollocks. 459 00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:41,523 You've arrived in time to witness my... 460 00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:42,720 [SHROUD SCREAMS] 461 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,125 Ritchie! 462 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,262 [SHROUDS GROWLING] 463 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,302 Get back, you bastards! 464 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,069 John, help Ritchie. 465 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,669 [DEADMAN GRUNTING] 466 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:56,476 DEADMAN: Take that! Boom! 467 00:33:57,001 --> 00:33:58,002 No pulse. 468 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,204 We know! We know! Come on! 469 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,841 [DEADMAN GRUNTING] 470 00:34:08,579 --> 00:34:09,887 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 471 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,990 [GROANING] 472 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,499 [GASPS] Why? 473 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,028 [EXCLAIMS] 474 00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:21,799 [GROANS] 475 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,840 I see you have a few tricks of your own, eh? 476 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:27,775 Not everything requires magic. 477 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,015 [GRUNTING] 478 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,721 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 479 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,552 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up. 480 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,724 If he wakes. 481 00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:54,768 We need to talk, you and I, but if you try and summon Etrigan, 482 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,805 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done. 483 00:34:58,663 --> 00:34:59,937 Savvy? 484 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,814 The situation was not how it seemed. 485 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:13,717 The apartment was like that when I arrived. Richard as well. 486 00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:15,152 Come on! You were all over him. 487 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:17,325 I was attempting to help. 488 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:21,052 When you burst in, I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran. 489 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:22,323 Do you believe him? 490 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:24,467 Jason's not the murdery type. 491 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:27,831 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort. 492 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,664 Then tell us why you were there. 493 00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:32,000 [SIGHS] 494 00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:35,701 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural. 495 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:40,072 I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place. 496 00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,247 Why would you wanna break in here? 497 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,114 For this. 498 00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:49,789 The single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world. 499 00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:52,620 He named it the Dreamstone. 500 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,863 But it's really the stuff of nightmares. 501 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,663 I was a young knight, green as grass. 502 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:04,432 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head. 503 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:09,908 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly. 504 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:13,506 He called himself Destiny. 505 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:17,175 But Merlin told us he was a man of science atone time 506 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,218 before he went insane. 507 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:23,424 Destiny forged the Dreamstone with black magic and his soul. 508 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:27,160 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares 509 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:29,795 and then feed off their torment. 510 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:36,569 [HORSES WHINNYING] 511 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,831 [ALL SCREAMING] 512 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,607 [HORSES WHINNYING] 513 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:45,941 [EXCLAIMS] 514 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:47,408 [GROWLING] 515 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,078 [GASPING] 516 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:51,745 [GROWLING] 517 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:15,571 [GRUNTING] 518 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,184 [HORSE WHINNYING] 519 00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:44,540 It was actually the demon Etrigan who won the day. 520 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:48,872 To battle, Etrigan. 521 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:52,708 Should you succeed, I will release you of your bond to me. 522 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:55,608 If freedom is what's up for trade, 523 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:58,720 then Destiny's as good as slayed. 524 00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:26,874 [PANTING] 525 00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:29,440 [SCREAMING] 526 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:36,423 You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over. 527 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,593 [IN DISTORTED VOICE] I swear it. 528 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:46,027 [GROANS] 529 00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:52,774 Release me, Merlin, from your care. 530 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:56,342 My duty's done. 'Tis only fair. 531 00:38:56,801 --> 00:39:00,044 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend Demon. 532 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:02,646 [GROWLS] 533 00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:09,214 I apologize to both you and Jason Blood, 534 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:14,590 but your future portends a shared destiny. 535 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:21,467 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man, 536 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:26,303 I fix the demon, Etrigan. 537 00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:42,891 It was also the beginning of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan. 538 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,720 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly. 539 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:54,365 And though this piece is useless without the other half, it's far from powerless. 540 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:56,834 Safe enough where it is. 541 00:39:57,027 --> 00:40:00,133 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar? 542 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,372 Neat, isn't it? 543 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:07,448 The House keeps my valuables out of phase, so they don't go wondering off. 544 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:10,518 But still, the timing of the Stone's appearance and its power indicates 545 00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:13,052 that it's somehow involved with these crimes. 546 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:16,848 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it. 547 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,421 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you 548 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,756 might want it to be somewhere else. 549 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,794 Your friend is awake. 550 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:30,031 Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you? 551 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,707 Faust. 552 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:36,004 Felix Faust. You sure? 553 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:38,809 Mmm-hmm. 554 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,891 CONSTANTINE: There you are, you old bastard. 555 00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:56,293 I give you wizard and asshole extraordinaire, Felix Faust. 556 00:40:56,654 --> 00:41:00,830 Hell, I should have put it together. Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style. 557 00:41:03,227 --> 00:41:06,742 The League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database. 558 00:41:06,897 --> 00:41:09,173 Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit 559 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:11,313 of signing up for credit cards or social media. 560 00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:14,244 His grandly named Observatory of the Cosmos is hidden 561 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:17,579 from the likes of you and Superman, but not from me. 562 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:20,949 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 563 00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:22,416 Felix Faust. 564 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,561 What's happening? 565 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:37,534 If this were a computer, I'd say it's frozen. 566 00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:39,435 Cheers. 567 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:43,434 Felix Faust would take precautions against locator spells. 568 00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:48,079 There's another way, but it involves asking a favor of someone 569 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,014 that I don't have the best relationship with. 570 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:53,221 Someone else dislikes you? Shocking. 571 00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:56,189 Your friend slips from the mortal plane. 572 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,382 John... 573 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,391 Keep him alive and safe. Understand? 574 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,455 That is not my purpose. 575 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,857 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is. 576 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:08,161 I order you to help him any and every way you're able. 577 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,801 Let's go. 578 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,413 All right, I'll ask. 579 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:21,942 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp? 580 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,186 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland 581 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:29,350 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent Avatar of The Green. 582 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,818 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone. 583 00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:33,427 Our data's more factual. 584 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:36,528 Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists. His body was never recovered. 585 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:37,859 End of story. 586 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:39,729 Not quite. 587 00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:46,706 Go away! 588 00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,680 Swamp Thing! 589 00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:04,793 I know you're seeing this. Get out here or the posies get it! 590 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,999 John Constantine. 591 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:24,635 You dare threaten The Green. 592 00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:26,912 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 593 00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:33,077 Dude, your social skills are horrendous. 594 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:38,393 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent. 595 00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:41,723 Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right. 596 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,403 You have a garden. 597 00:43:48,592 --> 00:43:53,974 Yes, I find it relaxing and I water it every week. 598 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:58,578 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix Faust. 599 00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:03,809 A single human among your teeming masses. 600 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:08,946 I only know John Constantine because he enrages me. 601 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,856 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible. 602 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:19,524 It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it. 603 00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:24,761 I will take you there, so you are no longer here. 604 00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:42,955 The place you seek is there. 605 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:50,192 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 606 00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:58,406 [SIGHS] That place is heavily warded. 607 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:00,168 Mmm. 608 00:45:02,299 --> 00:45:05,803 I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help. 609 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:09,644 If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity. 610 00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:12,320 What of it? 611 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:16,654 You were once human, just like me. 612 00:45:18,315 --> 00:45:19,885 No longer. 613 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,831 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice 614 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:28,732 for who destroys more of The Green than your kind? 615 00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:37,101 And Swamp Thing has left the building. 616 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,241 Guess we do it the hard way. 617 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:43,579 Or not. Gone, gone, the form of man. 618 00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:47,845 Arise the demon Etrigan! 619 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:01,127 [GROWLS] 620 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:11,769 What? 621 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:16,507 Who dares? 622 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,948 I, Etrigan, bring down this house, 623 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:22,590 and build a tomb for Felix Faust! 624 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:30,964 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon. 625 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:33,123 Fight others of your filthy kind. 626 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:44,139 [SCREECHING] 627 00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:48,877 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family! 628 00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:11,836 Do you like what I've done with the place? 629 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:15,340 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum. 630 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:19,208 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere. 631 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,076 [LAUGHS] 632 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:32,621 [EXCLAIMING] 633 00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:35,794 DEADMAN: As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests. 634 00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:37,330 Now, settle down! 635 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:48,772 Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. 636 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:52,541 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter. 637 00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:55,874 [GROANING] 638 00:47:57,007 --> 00:48:01,888 Just because you're dead, doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution. 639 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:04,818 [GROANING] 640 00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:16,336 Is that it? 641 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:20,836 Well, it's off to the old magicians' home for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday. 642 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:26,745 [CONSTANTINE EXCLAIMS] 643 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,441 [GARGLED SCREAMING] 644 00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:36,181 Try that fireball once more, Constantine. I'd love to see you cook your own goose. 645 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:37,416 Let me... 646 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,396 [GRUNTS] 647 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,835 [COUGHING] 648 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,305 I take it back. That thing is useful. 649 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:07,817 [BONE SNAPPING] 650 00:49:41,845 --> 00:49:44,018 Zatanna, where are you, darling? 651 00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:46,684 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave. 652 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:49,261 You're the only one here that's really a threat. 653 00:49:56,860 --> 00:50:00,103 There you are. This will sting a bit. 654 00:50:11,308 --> 00:50:12,412 [GROWLS] 655 00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:14,751 [SCREAMS] 656 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:28,462 Stored magic? Really? It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear. 657 00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:33,972 Here's what real magic looks like. 658 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:05,533 [EXCLAIMS] 659 00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:11,273 CONSTANTINE: Z! 660 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:18,981 [GROANS] 661 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:33,959 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 662 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:43,942 [CONTINUES INCANTING] 663 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,748 Z, are you daft? Stop! 664 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:55,056 I will kill you, woman! 665 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:16,603 [GROANING] 666 00:52:26,643 --> 00:52:28,122 CONSTANTINE: Z, don't! 667 00:52:31,515 --> 00:52:34,428 Don't kill him. You can't. 668 00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:36,589 Out of my way, John. 669 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:39,595 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear. 670 00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:41,396 [SHOUTS] 671 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:52,210 Get control, Z, just like I taught you. 672 00:52:52,435 --> 00:52:56,281 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths. 673 00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:58,347 Let it go, love. 674 00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:02,415 [SOBBING] 675 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,044 Do you see why I can't do what you do? 676 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:27,476 You lost control is all. Happens to the best of us. 677 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:29,678 You've seen me in action, right? 678 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:31,575 [CHUCKLES] 679 00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:34,481 Yeah, once or twice. 680 00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:37,515 Why are you here? 681 00:53:37,747 --> 00:53:41,388 I haven't done anything to warrant this kind of response. 682 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,923 This yours? 683 00:53:45,822 --> 00:53:47,597 I don't know. Maybe. 684 00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:51,295 I have several hundred rings of varying design and properties. 685 00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:53,072 It isn't him. 686 00:53:53,496 --> 00:53:56,500 Felix Faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes. 687 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,538 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms. 688 00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:02,341 What the hell does it all mean? 689 00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:06,351 It means Felix Faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted. 690 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:08,546 What artifact? 691 00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:10,687 Well, we're back to square one, then. 692 00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:14,952 Unfortunately, no. We were sent here by your friend, remember? 693 00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:16,789 But Ritchie's dying. 694 00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:18,925 Is he? 695 00:54:33,503 --> 00:54:34,846 [GRUNTS] 696 00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:46,122 Boy, oh, boy. [CHUCKLES] I think I got closer to death than I planned. 697 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,455 [GRUNTING] 698 00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:49,253 Ah! Nuh-uh-uh. 699 00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:50,487 Bad girl. 700 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:55,294 See, now, you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the House 701 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,768 and that does not include punching. 702 00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:02,134 Bring me to the main room. 703 00:55:07,237 --> 00:55:09,308 RITCHIE: I'll take it from here, beautiful. 704 00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,248 But I need you out of my hair for now, 705 00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:17,415 so why don't you just go for a little walk? 706 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:50,291 Yeah! That's the stuff. 707 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,358 Why aren't we inside? 708 00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:04,630 Because Ritchie's bloody well taken control of the House. 709 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:08,637 This is what you get for having mates. Boston, can you get inside? 710 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:13,908 [GROANS] 711 00:56:14,804 --> 00:56:16,147 That would be a no. 712 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,144 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not. 713 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,091 Open the door. 714 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,028 Do you hear? Open it! 715 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,401 [DOOR CLOSES] 716 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:38,038 RITCHIE: Too late, Johnny Boy. 717 00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:49,642 [GRUNTS] 718 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:55,188 Ritchie, please! 719 00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:58,086 Stop while there's still time to save your soul. 720 00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:01,727 Says the man who skates away from everything. 721 00:57:01,885 --> 00:57:03,455 Since you got me infected, 722 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:08,194 I've looked all around the world for a cure and I've finally found it. 723 00:57:08,558 --> 00:57:12,062 A small piece of the Dreamstone. It's sentient. 724 00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:16,777 It told me how to get the Demons Three to bring the rest of it to Earth. 725 00:57:17,534 --> 00:57:20,413 It would've been so easy to take it from them. 726 00:57:20,904 --> 00:57:25,216 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways. 727 00:57:26,042 --> 00:57:30,491 So, we had to frame Faust and get you to bring me here. 728 00:57:30,713 --> 00:57:34,661 Now I'm immortal and supercharged! 729 00:57:34,984 --> 00:57:38,625 You've been played for a sap. The Stone isn't sentient. 730 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:42,301 What's left of Destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear, 731 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,770 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move. 732 00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:49,073 You're just pissed 'cause I won. 733 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,607 I wish that were the case. 734 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,009 This can't be right. 735 00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:56,406 [GROANING] 736 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:57,640 No! 737 00:57:57,974 --> 00:57:59,078 [SCREAMING] 738 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:04,625 Wait! Wait! We had a deal! 739 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:08,187 We had a deal! 740 00:58:08,718 --> 00:58:10,026 [SCREAMING] 741 00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:21,872 Five hundred years, I've waited. 742 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,310 Five hundred years, I've planned. 743 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:31,612 Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300. 744 00:58:31,774 --> 00:58:34,550 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint, eh? 745 00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:37,658 A god does not prattle with mortals. 746 00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:54,207 [EXHALES] 747 00:58:57,233 --> 00:58:58,541 She gonna be okay? 748 00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:00,906 I... I don't know. 749 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:05,817 The amount of magic she's used, sometimes you don't recover. 750 00:59:08,077 --> 00:59:10,387 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 751 00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:15,327 I should have never led her back. Selfish bastard, I am. 752 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:17,260 BATMAN: You've done what you can for now, 753 00:59:17,654 --> 00:59:20,601 but we have to stop Destiny, or everyone's at risk. 754 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,191 He's right. 755 00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:25,999 He'll have this city by midnight, the Eastern Seaboard by dawn. 756 00:59:26,329 --> 00:59:29,708 Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god. 757 00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:32,506 We don't need another one of those mucking about. 758 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:34,675 All right. 759 00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:38,215 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 760 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,728 [SIRENS BLARING] 761 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,392 [SCREAMING] 762 00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:55,300 [GRUNTING] 763 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,551 MAN: Get them! 764 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:19,049 They're everywhere! Everywhere! 765 01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:20,622 Yes. 766 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:22,619 Yes. 767 01:00:23,219 --> 01:00:24,994 My will be done. 768 01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,092 [GROANS] 769 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,073 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god? 770 01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:37,837 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield. 771 01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:40,641 Since when does God need a force shield? 772 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:43,276 [GRUNTS] 773 01:00:43,573 --> 01:00:45,610 [SCREAMING] 774 01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:48,413 [HORN HONKING] 775 01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:54,352 The Justice League are on their way. 776 01:00:54,784 --> 01:00:56,661 Suppose that couldn't be helped, 777 01:00:56,819 --> 01:01:00,596 but make sure they stay well away from Destiny, to not be struck mad, 778 01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:04,830 unless you want a bunch of crazed super blokes ripping apart the city. 779 01:01:04,994 --> 01:01:06,268 [HORN HONKING] 780 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:09,610 A little late for that, my friend. 781 01:01:20,076 --> 01:01:21,146 [GROANS] 782 01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:25,815 [GRUNTS] 783 01:01:26,149 --> 01:01:28,561 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic. 784 01:01:31,888 --> 01:01:33,697 Get away to space now. 785 01:01:34,057 --> 01:01:35,434 [GROWLING] 786 01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:37,463 [GRUNTING] 787 01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:48,979 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason. 788 01:01:49,138 --> 01:01:50,708 At least you're asking. 789 01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:54,650 Gone, gone, the form of man. 790 01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:58,054 Rise the demon Etrigan! 791 01:01:58,815 --> 01:02:02,194 So, Constantine calls once more. 792 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:04,888 Just like a greedy, wanton... 793 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:07,000 Save the bloody rhymes and top that git! 794 01:02:07,156 --> 01:02:08,567 Killjoy. 795 01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:17,175 I've had many years to think about you, Etrigan. 796 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:25,812 [SHOUTS] 797 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,190 Call this poetic justice. 798 01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:37,864 [CONSTANTINE GROANS] 799 01:02:38,821 --> 01:02:41,301 [ETRIGAN AND JASON SCREAMING] 800 01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:44,796 [ETRIGAN AND JASON GROANING] 801 01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:46,704 Holy crap. 802 01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:55,148 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy. 803 01:02:55,371 --> 01:02:57,373 Wish it were under happier circumstances. 804 01:02:59,575 --> 01:03:01,714 - What are you doing? - Calling for help. 805 01:03:02,078 --> 01:03:05,287 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling. 806 01:03:05,681 --> 01:03:08,753 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 807 01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:23,403 Who dares strike at me? 808 01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:30,506 The Defender of The Green, Swamp Thing. 809 01:03:45,021 --> 01:03:46,125 [GROANING] 810 01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:49,767 [WONDER WOMAN SHOUTING] 811 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:51,862 Perfect. 812 01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:56,700 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 813 01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:00,574 [GRUNTING] 814 01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:05,314 Glad to see you back on your feet, Zatanna. 815 01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:06,782 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 816 01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:08,845 [SUPERMAN STRAINING] 817 01:04:13,549 --> 01:04:16,052 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast! 818 01:04:16,252 --> 01:04:17,390 [ZATANNA STRAINING] 819 01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:49,952 [SHOUTING] 820 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:03,466 [GRUNTING] 821 01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:08,540 DESTINY: The so-called Guardian of The Green who secretly hopes to be human again. 822 01:05:09,872 --> 01:05:11,852 Let me dispel you of that notion. 823 01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:13,445 [SCOFFS] 824 01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,887 [GROANING] 825 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:18,987 [SCREAMING] 826 01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:30,295 DESTINY: Back to the dirt 827 01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:33,704 where you belong. 828 01:05:45,808 --> 01:05:48,648 He's getting more powerful by the second. What the hell are we gonna do? 829 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,255 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse. 830 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,654 Did you hit your head or something? You're babbling. 831 01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:56,094 A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on! 832 01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:00,966 CONSTANTINE: Over here, you wanker! 833 01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:06,732 You are puny and disrespectful. 834 01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:09,637 Let me see your madness. 835 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,750 Well, that's the trouble with someone like me. Been there, done that. 836 01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:23,083 I shall make you beg for death. 837 01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:25,486 Can I beg you to stop talking? 838 01:06:25,748 --> 01:06:28,752 I mean, all wizards are touched but you, you're a full-blown nutter. 839 01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:32,627 I will tear your soul apart. 840 01:06:32,855 --> 01:06:35,358 And what happened to not prattling with mortals, eh? 841 01:06:35,524 --> 01:06:37,834 You chatter like my grandma at a book club. 842 01:06:39,428 --> 01:06:40,702 Now, Boston! 843 01:06:41,430 --> 01:06:43,137 Trick or treat, freak! 844 01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:47,171 [GROANING] 845 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,343 [DESTINY GRUNTING] 846 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:00,516 [GROANS] 847 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,829 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me? 848 01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:09,161 Merlin sends his regards. 849 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,636 Oh, and by the way, you lose. 850 01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:14,334 [GROANING] 851 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,945 [INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE] 852 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,109 [GROANING] 853 01:07:26,742 --> 01:07:28,312 [SCREAMING] 854 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:35,360 I don't think so. 855 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:43,600 [RITCHIE GROANING] 856 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:50,669 [SHROUDS WHISPERING] 857 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,072 [EXCLAIMING] 858 01:07:54,703 --> 01:07:56,205 Johnny, I was... 859 01:07:56,505 --> 01:07:59,509 I was under a compulsion. You've got to save me. 860 01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:02,848 You owe me. You owe me! 861 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:07,027 Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance that Destiny is still pulling your strings. 862 01:08:09,118 --> 01:08:11,894 John, please! Help me! 863 01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:16,963 [SCREAMING] 864 01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:21,966 Help me, you bastard! 865 01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:24,804 [SHOUTING] Help me! 866 01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:28,048 That was unpleasant. 867 01:08:28,804 --> 01:08:30,477 [SIGHS] What the hell did I miss? 868 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:34,046 Z, you're okay. I thought... 869 01:08:34,210 --> 01:08:37,316 My head feels like the morning after Brixton. 870 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,756 [LAUGHS] Surely not that bad. 871 01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:45,227 So, Merlin's spell hath ended. 872 01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:46,990 It would seem so. 873 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:50,801 Though it's a "good news, bad news" sort of thing. 874 01:08:52,194 --> 01:08:53,696 [GROANING] 875 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:02,372 [SHUDDERING] 876 01:09:02,705 --> 01:09:05,379 - What's going on? - Yeah. He wasn't wounded. 877 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,421 Unless I miss my guess, that happened on the day he was bound to Etrigan. 878 01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,423 And now that I'm not... 879 01:09:14,016 --> 01:09:15,927 I'm truly sorry, Jason. 880 01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:19,989 Don't be. It's a welcome end. 881 01:09:32,434 --> 01:09:36,314 ETRIGAN: For 500 years, he and I have been bound. 882 01:09:36,639 --> 01:09:40,610 A demon from hell, a knight of renown. 883 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:44,616 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other, 884 01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:48,553 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. 885 01:09:49,318 --> 01:09:50,695 Farewell, mortal. 886 01:10:06,602 --> 01:10:08,707 ZATANNA: You couldn't have picked a better place. 887 01:10:09,438 --> 01:10:11,719 CONSTANTINE: The village where he was born was over there. 888 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:15,011 Too bad it took this to get him home. 889 01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:18,485 Batman asked me to be in the Justice League. 890 01:10:19,348 --> 01:10:20,725 And you're considering it? 891 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:23,363 I visited their headquarters a few days ago. 892 01:10:23,819 --> 01:10:28,359 It's interesting and like you said, maybe it's time to make a difference. 893 01:10:28,824 --> 01:10:31,430 [CHUCKLES] Listening to me now? Uh-oh. 894 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,401 They want you, too. 895 01:10:33,596 --> 01:10:35,132 [LAUGHS] 896 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:38,003 Good one, Z. Too right, they do. 897 01:10:41,170 --> 01:10:44,310 You have got to be bloody kidding. No way. 898 01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,384 Batsy would go mental. 899 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:50,752 He was the one who asked and I told him that's what you'd say. 900 01:10:53,616 --> 01:10:54,890 Be safe, John. 901 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,707 [SIGHS] 902 01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,539 Now, hold on. Hold on. 903 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,914 Maybe I've been a bit rash. Could you tell me more over a drink? 904 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:19,279 We could rechristen the House as it were. 905 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:20,879 A drink? 906 01:11:21,043 --> 01:11:22,989 Yeah, a drink. 907 01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:30,424 Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend. 908 01:11:30,986 --> 01:11:32,659 Get that out of your head. 909 01:11:33,589 --> 01:11:35,569 We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday. 910 01:11:36,492 --> 01:11:38,597 [LAUGHS] No, definitely not. 911 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:40,874 CONSTANTINE: Well, let's mark that as a maybe. 912 01:11:59,615 --> 01:12:03,085 Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.