1 00:01:54,328 --> 00:01:56,038 Welcome! Welcome! 2 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:59,208 Congrats, Drac. Holy smokes, everybody's here. 3 00:02:00,209 --> 00:02:04,421 Mr and Mrs Loughran, the parents of the groom, and family. 4 00:02:08,466 --> 00:02:09,885 -Mom and Dad! -Johnny! 5 00:02:09,927 --> 00:02:12,095 I can't believe you're all here. 6 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:35,869 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 7 00:02:36,745 --> 00:02:38,789 Yo, how hot is my date? 8 00:02:38,872 --> 00:02:40,582 So hot. 9 00:02:40,624 --> 00:02:43,835 -How 'bout how hot mine is? -You got a date? 10 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,005 Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her. 11 00:02:47,089 --> 00:02:50,008 Right. This is the one from "Canada"? 12 00:02:50,092 --> 00:02:51,218 Wedding's starting. 13 00:03:50,485 --> 00:03:51,486 Great. 14 00:03:59,244 --> 00:04:01,496 True. So true, Marty. 15 00:04:16,803 --> 00:04:18,387 How sweet. 16 00:04:21,183 --> 00:04:23,143 My. Look at you. 17 00:04:24,353 --> 00:04:25,562 My gosh. 18 00:04:39,868 --> 00:04:43,121 Is it everything you wanted, my little poisonberry? 19 00:04:43,205 --> 00:04:44,915 It is, Daddy. 20 00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:47,459 Except where's Grandpa Vlad? 21 00:04:47,543 --> 00:04:50,379 Honey, your gramps would not have been cool with this. 22 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,839 He's old-school. 23 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,383 How do we know? If he could just meet Johnny... 24 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:55,926 He would have eaten him. 25 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:59,012 He's not as enlightened as your hip Daddy. 26 00:04:59,054 --> 00:05:02,182 So, you're really okay with him not being a monster? 27 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:06,895 Human, monster, unicorn, as long as you're happy. 28 00:05:07,729 --> 00:05:09,189 Thanks, Dad. 29 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:14,736 And you'll always be my moonlight 30 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:18,407 But now on wings of love you soar 31 00:05:18,907 --> 00:05:21,577 Now that you're Johnny's girl 32 00:05:22,035 --> 00:05:23,120 Johnny's girl 33 00:05:23,203 --> 00:05:25,706 And kind of Daddy's, too 34 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:27,583 Your mom would be so happy 35 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:29,751 'Cause she always knew 36 00:05:29,835 --> 00:05:35,174 Love is making room for all the best in you 37 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,695 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, guys! 38 00:05:56,778 --> 00:05:58,488 Todd, take a break. 39 00:06:02,284 --> 00:06:03,285 So, what's up? 40 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:06,914 Mavis was wondering if maybe you wanted to go for a fly. 41 00:06:07,706 --> 00:06:11,126 We haven't done that in forever. Any special reason? 42 00:06:11,293 --> 00:06:13,295 No special reason at all. 43 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:15,422 Right, Mavey? 44 00:06:16,131 --> 00:06:18,425 -What's his deal? -He's silly. 45 00:06:18,467 --> 00:06:20,636 It's just a beautiful night, and... 46 00:06:20,677 --> 00:06:22,262 Well, if you don't want to... 47 00:06:22,304 --> 00:06:23,764 No, no! Are you kidding? 48 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:26,600 I would eat a bucket of garlic to fly with you. 49 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:04,513 Honey, look at those fluffy clouds. 50 00:07:05,848 --> 00:07:08,308 Remember what we played when you were little? 51 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,686 Hide and Go Seek Sharp Objects? 52 00:07:11,186 --> 00:07:15,357 Okay. Regular Hide and Go Seek. 53 00:07:17,651 --> 00:07:19,361 Where are you? 54 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:23,532 Honeybat! 55 00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:26,785 Mavey! 56 00:07:28,537 --> 00:07:30,038 Honeybat! 57 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:33,709 I'm gonna get you. 58 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:41,341 Honey? Are you okay? 59 00:07:41,466 --> 00:07:45,554 Yes. It's just a little harder to catch my breath since I'm pregnant. 60 00:07:45,679 --> 00:07:48,390 Yes, well, I guess that would make it more... 61 00:07:48,432 --> 00:07:49,474 What? 62 00:07:56,565 --> 00:07:59,193 I'm gonna be a grandpa! 63 00:08:00,903 --> 00:08:03,906 And I'm gonna be a dad! 64 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:08,160 'Cause you're Daddy's girl, or boy 65 00:08:08,243 --> 00:08:10,746 Daddy's girl, or boy 66 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:12,873 I'm hungry again, honey. 67 00:08:12,915 --> 00:08:15,042 Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies? 68 00:08:16,752 --> 00:08:19,379 No, no, no. You mustn't give in to your cravings. 69 00:08:19,421 --> 00:08:21,423 It's not good for the baby. 70 00:08:21,507 --> 00:08:25,344 You need to increase your spider intake, so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly. 71 00:08:25,427 --> 00:08:28,096 And eat lots of sheep bile. 72 00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:32,684 I love you, Dad, but we don't even know if the kid's gonna be a vampire. 73 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:35,687 I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y, just like Johnny. 74 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:39,149 "Human-y." With thousands of years of Dracula genes. 75 00:08:39,232 --> 00:08:40,442 Not gonna happen. 76 00:08:40,525 --> 00:08:42,277 As long as the baby's healthy. 77 00:08:42,361 --> 00:08:45,948 -Of course. A healthy little vampire. -Or human. 78 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:48,784 Yes, a human who can fly as a bat. 79 00:08:49,117 --> 00:08:51,912 Here. Just have some monster ball soup. 80 00:08:51,954 --> 00:08:53,956 It's your mommy's recipe. 81 00:08:58,252 --> 00:08:59,753 Thank you, Dad. 82 00:09:00,128 --> 00:09:03,757 Just like you made it when I was a kid. My favourite. 83 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:16,562 Sorry. 84 00:09:31,326 --> 00:09:34,413 Sir, only the father is allowed in the delivery room. 85 00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:36,832 Really? I mean, okay. 86 00:09:36,874 --> 00:09:39,167 He's the family, I guess. 87 00:09:44,506 --> 00:09:47,801 Look! It's a boy! It's a boy! 88 00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:50,888 The Dracula bloodline carries on! 89 00:09:51,471 --> 00:09:55,017 No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here, 90 00:09:55,058 --> 00:09:56,852 my little devil dog. 91 00:09:57,311 --> 00:09:59,021 Dad, can I hold my baby? 92 00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:01,148 If I were Dad, I'd say yes. 93 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:03,859 But I'm the nurse, Francine. 94 00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:05,652 Here you go anyway. 95 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,494 My bad. 96 00:10:18,415 --> 00:10:21,168 Little Dennis is a year old now. 97 00:10:24,755 --> 00:10:27,216 Nice. Yeah. Cute kid. 98 00:10:29,885 --> 00:10:33,222 Okay, time for presents, guys. 99 00:10:33,388 --> 00:10:37,017 All right! Let's do this boy up! 100 00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:39,061 Check out what I got him. Bling! 101 00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,146 Is it cursed? 102 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,273 Super cursed. Only the best. 103 00:10:43,357 --> 00:10:45,108 Straight from the crypt. 104 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,321 He's just starting to walk, so maybe it's heavier than... 105 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,867 You're okay, Denisovich. 106 00:10:53,909 --> 00:10:56,620 His name is Dennis. Named after my father. 107 00:10:56,703 --> 00:10:58,789 It's not his vampire name. 108 00:10:58,872 --> 00:11:01,250 My little Denisovichy-Weesovichy. 109 00:11:02,084 --> 00:11:04,002 Are we sure he's a vampire? 110 00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:05,629 I mean, not that it's a bad thing, 111 00:11:05,712 --> 00:11:09,925 but shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have? 112 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:13,220 Technically, you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs. 113 00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:15,848 He'll get his fangs. He's a Dracula. 114 00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,724 He's also half Loughran. 115 00:11:17,766 --> 00:11:20,936 Maybe he'd be better off where we live. There's more humans there. 116 00:11:20,978 --> 00:11:24,815 What? Look how well he's playing with the wolf pups. 117 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:31,738 We have a present. I hope it's acceptable. 118 00:11:32,406 --> 00:11:34,241 "My First Guillotine." 119 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:37,327 Very educational. Well played, Frank. 120 00:11:37,411 --> 00:11:41,123 It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby-proof that. 121 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:45,627 Johnny, do you know where you put the rubber guards? 122 00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:48,297 Baby-proofing a guillotine? 123 00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:51,800 So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun. 124 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:54,303 She made me baby-proof the whole hotel. 125 00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:57,014 Someone's overprotective. 126 00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:23,874 Johnny! Come quick! 127 00:12:26,543 --> 00:12:27,920 What's up? He's okay? 128 00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:29,963 Dennis said his first word! 129 00:12:30,339 --> 00:12:31,507 He did? 130 00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:33,717 Come on, honey. Say it again. 131 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,968 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 132 00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:38,847 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 133 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,350 We didn't say you did. 134 00:12:41,391 --> 00:12:43,852 -Then where did he get that? -Bleh, bleh-bleh. 135 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:46,021 Well, maybe sometimes you say it. 136 00:12:46,188 --> 00:12:48,607 I only say it when I say I don't say it! 137 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:50,192 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 138 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:52,986 Okay, kid. We get it. You can talk. 139 00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:56,281 Denisovich. 140 00:12:57,407 --> 00:13:00,035 -Dad. -Just checking for cavities. 141 00:13:03,372 --> 00:13:06,166 -Bleh, bleh-bleh. -Bleh, bleh-bleh. 142 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,293 It was you! 143 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,138 My goodness, Leonard. 144 00:13:20,222 --> 00:13:23,809 If you really looked that hideous, I don't think I could hang out with you. 145 00:13:23,892 --> 00:13:25,394 Guys, what's the deal? 146 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,855 Is this a party? Pick up a phone. 147 00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:33,235 I don't care if Johnny said it's a "cool app." Johnny's still new here. 148 00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:36,989 Now, Porridge Head, did you call a hearse for the Gremlinbergs? 149 00:13:37,072 --> 00:13:40,659 No, you're checking your Facebook page. Again. 150 00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:43,954 Drac, I told the guys social media is the best way to promote the hotel. 151 00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,581 Right, Clifton? 152 00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:49,376 So, Drac, I wanted to go through some thoughts I had, 153 00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:52,504 as your new human relations coordinating co-assistant. 154 00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:53,672 Sure. It's a real job. 155 00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:57,092 Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis happy, so you never leave here. 156 00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:59,303 Right. So, I was thinking, 157 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:03,599 since we have so many humans now, maybe update some of the acts? 158 00:14:03,682 --> 00:14:05,100 Like, maybe the magician? 159 00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:06,977 What's wrong with Harry Three-Eye? 160 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:10,105 Well, he might be a little old-school for the humans. 161 00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:12,399 Tell me, sir, what was your card? 162 00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,234 The three of spades? 163 00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:18,447 Is this your card, my friend? 164 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:23,660 No, Harry's great. 165 00:14:23,744 --> 00:14:26,121 Can't blame Harry for the crowd not being hip. 166 00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:27,873 Okay, what about Wayne? 167 00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:29,791 Wayne? Are you nuts? He's my boy. 168 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,585 Then maybe something other than tennis? 169 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,754 Okay, so, what you wanna do 170 00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:37,758 is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin. 171 00:14:37,799 --> 00:14:39,426 Try and hit one. 172 00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:50,812 What is that? What's the noise? It's on me! 173 00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:52,648 It's just the cell phone I got you. 174 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:55,984 Clifton's sending you a text so you can practise how to write back. 175 00:14:59,947 --> 00:15:02,616 -What the... It's not doing it. -I got it. 176 00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,122 Now you can text Clifton. 177 00:15:09,998 --> 00:15:11,500 All right, fine. 178 00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:15,128 -How do you do this? -Maybe it's your fingernails. 179 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:17,631 It's easy. Look. I'll text Mavis. 180 00:15:17,673 --> 00:15:20,217 Psyched for date night. 181 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,803 See? And now look, she texted right back. 182 00:15:22,845 --> 00:15:25,347 "Gotta cancel. Can't leave Dennis." 183 00:15:25,806 --> 00:15:26,890 Okay. 184 00:15:26,974 --> 00:15:31,687 Are we never allowed to be alone again? 185 00:15:31,854 --> 00:15:35,858 I need to feel loved, too. 186 00:15:35,899 --> 00:15:37,401 And send. 187 00:15:38,193 --> 00:15:41,613 Okay. All that taught me is that you're pathetic. 188 00:15:41,697 --> 00:15:44,074 Yeah, got it. Maybe you should just get Bluetooth. 189 00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:46,785 Okay. Blue Tooth, come over here. 190 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,998 So, now what? 191 00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:57,754 Rise and shine, my Denisovich. 192 00:15:57,838 --> 00:15:59,131 Hi, Papa. 193 00:15:59,214 --> 00:16:02,676 Hello, my little devil. Did you have sweet nightmares? 194 00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:06,513 I dreamed that I saw a stegosaurus. 195 00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:09,057 And were you drinking his blood? 196 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:12,102 -No. -Just throwing it out there. 197 00:16:12,186 --> 00:16:15,439 -Hey! You want to do something cool? -Yeah! 198 00:16:16,231 --> 00:16:20,736 I'm going to teach you how to turn into a bat. Like me. 199 00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,905 -See? -Cool. 200 00:16:22,988 --> 00:16:24,907 Yes! Cool, like I said. 201 00:16:25,365 --> 00:16:26,867 Now you try. 202 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:28,619 I'm a bat. 203 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:31,079 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat. 204 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:32,414 I'm a bat. 205 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:36,084 -I mean, a real bat. -I'm a bat! 206 00:16:37,753 --> 00:16:42,466 Denisovich. Take a breath. You can really turn into a bat. 207 00:16:42,549 --> 00:16:44,927 Try. Feel the bat. 208 00:16:47,054 --> 00:16:48,764 Not a chicken. 209 00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:52,768 What's that? The electric boogaloo? 210 00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:56,563 If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then? 211 00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:13,997 Dad? Why are you guys dancing? 212 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,792 He was sleep-dancing. 213 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,334 Come on, sweetie. Back to bed. 214 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:21,170 "Back to bed"? It's already after 8:00 p.m. 215 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:23,047 Don't you remember the new sleep schedule? 216 00:17:23,131 --> 00:17:24,967 He's going to human classes half the day. 217 00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:29,179 If he could just sleep till 2:00 a.m. tonight, it'd be so great for him. 218 00:17:29,263 --> 00:17:33,267 But, honeydeath, six of Wayne's wolf pups are having a birthday party tonight. 219 00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:35,018 You wouldn't want him to miss that. 220 00:17:35,102 --> 00:17:39,314 Dad, I love the wolf pups, but they're a little too rough for Dennis. 221 00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:43,360 -"Too rough"? -Haven't you noticed? Dennis is different. 222 00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:46,530 What are you saying? Denisovich shouldn't be around monsters? 223 00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:49,658 I love monsters! Video! Video! 224 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,202 You wanna show Papa Drac your monster video? 225 00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:53,287 Yeah! 226 00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:58,250 Who's the coolest monster? 227 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,877 Kakie! 228 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:03,046 Kakie one happy monster! 229 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:05,507 Kakie love cake! Yummy! 230 00:18:05,591 --> 00:18:07,801 Tummy get a tummyache. 231 00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:11,263 How is that a monster? 232 00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:13,432 Have some cake, Wuzzlelumplebum. 233 00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:17,269 Remember, kids, a real monster always shares. 234 00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:22,065 "Shares"? Yes! When I think monsters, I think "shares." 235 00:18:22,149 --> 00:18:25,652 Now, let me tell you what a real monster is, Denisovich. 236 00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:30,032 Dad, please. He's practically five already. Don't force it. 237 00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,829 Slow down, Wuzzlelumplebum. 238 00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:44,671 Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder 239 00:18:44,713 --> 00:18:46,965 Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies. 240 00:18:47,341 --> 00:18:49,384 What? That's not how that one goes. 241 00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:51,136 This is the way most people sing it. 242 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,430 "Most people"? What's wrong with... 243 00:18:53,514 --> 00:18:56,850 Suffer, suffer, scream in pain 244 00:18:56,934 --> 00:19:00,103 Blood is spilling from your brain 245 00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:02,898 -Daddy. -Come on. You know how I sang it to you. 246 00:19:02,981 --> 00:19:06,401 Zombies gnaw you like a plum 247 00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:09,947 Piercing cries and you succumb 248 00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:15,077 Suffer, suffer, scream in pain 249 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:20,499 You will never breathe again 250 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,086 Still works. 251 00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:51,154 Happy birthday, Wally, Wilson, Whoopi, Waylon, Weepy and Wanye. 252 00:19:52,406 --> 00:19:55,617 Denisovich! My big boy! You made it! 253 00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,328 I thought about what you said, Dad. 254 00:19:58,412 --> 00:20:02,624 -Maybe I was being a little overprotective. -Thank you, coffin cake. 255 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,168 Dennis! I love you! Zing! 256 00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:06,461 Hi, Winnie. 257 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:10,174 I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing, zing! 258 00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:16,805 Winnie. Give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, Mavis. 259 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:19,349 It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing. 260 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:23,395 Holy rabies! Limbo? I used to love that game! 261 00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:26,982 -Get in there, Mavey. -Really? But I'm a parent now. 262 00:20:27,024 --> 00:20:29,985 -Show 'em how it's done. -Okay. Okay, okay. 263 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,495 No way! A piñata? 264 00:20:43,957 --> 00:20:45,876 Mavis, honey. That's for later. 265 00:20:47,711 --> 00:20:49,171 We don't want the pups to have too much... 266 00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:52,424 Candy! 267 00:20:55,177 --> 00:20:56,220 Sugar. 268 00:21:03,769 --> 00:21:05,562 I'm sorry. Did I start all that? 269 00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,898 Don't worry. There's a reason they call it a litter. 270 00:21:19,993 --> 00:21:22,162 Dennis! Are you okay? 271 00:21:22,204 --> 00:21:25,749 -I got a candy. -Look! Your tooth came out. 272 00:21:25,832 --> 00:21:28,377 Are you kidding me? He got his tooth knocked out? 273 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:31,213 Yes, indeed. Here comes the fang. 274 00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:34,716 Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang. Why would this one be? 275 00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,593 He's not a monster. 276 00:21:41,056 --> 00:21:43,934 The sun's gonna come out soon, and we gotta get to his classes. 277 00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:48,021 What's wrong with the classes we have here? Like the kids' yoga? 278 00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:52,276 Yoga! 279 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,528 This is Denisovich's home. 280 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,281 -I don't know, Dad. -What don't you know? 281 00:21:57,364 --> 00:22:00,909 Well, we've been talking about moving. 282 00:22:00,951 --> 00:22:03,287 Somewhere safer for Dennis. 283 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,164 Maybe where Johnny grew up in California. 284 00:22:06,248 --> 00:22:10,586 I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not. 285 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:15,424 -Come on, honey. We have to go. -Zing, zing? 286 00:22:16,258 --> 00:22:19,344 Mavey, wait. You can't mean that. 287 00:22:22,639 --> 00:22:24,433 You're in on this? The leaving? 288 00:22:25,267 --> 00:22:26,977 It's not definite at all. 289 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,478 It's just something she's definitely talking about, 290 00:22:28,562 --> 00:22:31,273 but until we do it, it's not definitized. 291 00:22:34,318 --> 00:22:36,528 Did he just cover me with birdseed? 292 00:22:37,237 --> 00:22:38,614 Yeah, he covered me. 293 00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:51,335 Dad, it's not a fang. 294 00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:54,880 Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis. 295 00:22:54,963 --> 00:22:56,298 Right, Johnny? 296 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,885 Hey, dudeman. It's not me. It's Mavey. 297 00:22:59,968 --> 00:23:03,138 Hey, dudeman. I'm afraid to say anything. 298 00:23:03,305 --> 00:23:05,682 Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman! 299 00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:08,018 Drac? Who you talkin' to? 300 00:23:08,101 --> 00:23:10,646 Do not disturb. The count's wiggin' out in here. 301 00:23:11,647 --> 00:23:13,482 What are you wiggin' out about, Drac? 302 00:23:13,524 --> 00:23:16,652 The kids. Mavey Wavey's saying she wants to leave. 303 00:23:16,693 --> 00:23:19,655 She wants to leave? What about Johnny? He doesn't wanna go. 304 00:23:19,696 --> 00:23:22,115 He's making the hotel more human-y for Dennis. 305 00:23:22,157 --> 00:23:23,992 You know, seeing that he isn't a monster. 306 00:23:24,201 --> 00:23:25,619 He is a monster! 307 00:23:25,661 --> 00:23:27,037 He's just a late fanger. 308 00:23:27,829 --> 00:23:29,164 And I could be a hand model. 309 00:23:29,248 --> 00:23:34,002 Shut up! It's all that human-y stuff that's confusing poor Denisovich. 310 00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:38,465 So maybe you gotta get the kid around more monster-y things. 311 00:23:38,674 --> 00:23:40,175 I need a cape. 312 00:23:40,342 --> 00:23:43,637 I can't. She's always around, checking up on me. 313 00:23:43,679 --> 00:23:47,015 Man, if you could just get some alone time. 314 00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:49,810 Wait a minute. That's what Johnny wants, too. 315 00:23:50,686 --> 00:23:53,021 Alone time with Mavis. 316 00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:59,111 Have they even had a vacation since before they were married? 317 00:24:01,989 --> 00:24:05,742 They're going to now. And so are we. Frank, you're a genius. 318 00:24:22,217 --> 00:24:24,970 We'll take Denisovich to all our old haunts. 319 00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:28,140 Each of us will show him our skills. 320 00:24:30,392 --> 00:24:32,728 Teach him how to be a monster. 321 00:24:34,938 --> 00:24:37,524 And he'll be fanging it up in no time. 322 00:24:37,566 --> 00:24:39,318 Boy turns five next week. 323 00:24:39,401 --> 00:24:42,070 If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happenin'. 324 00:24:42,237 --> 00:24:44,489 It ain't ain't happening, baby. 325 00:24:44,573 --> 00:24:47,159 All he needs is time with his vampa. 326 00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:49,870 -"Vampa"? -Vampire grandpa. 327 00:24:49,912 --> 00:24:52,122 Come on, man. That's obvious. 328 00:24:54,249 --> 00:24:58,670 -Johnny. Come outside. -What? Who is it? 329 00:24:58,754 --> 00:25:01,590 It's your father-in-law. I need to talk to you. 330 00:25:03,091 --> 00:25:04,426 What's up? 331 00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:08,055 Let me get rid of them. Sorry. 332 00:25:08,096 --> 00:25:11,350 No problem-o. I was kinda diggin' the attention. 333 00:25:13,435 --> 00:25:16,438 Can they stay? I don't think they're ready to leave yet. 334 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,482 Come on. Go to your mother. 335 00:25:18,565 --> 00:25:21,401 -Look, you want to stay here, right? -Of course. 336 00:25:21,443 --> 00:25:24,029 This is the first place where I can really be myself. 337 00:25:24,112 --> 00:25:27,574 I haven't felt this alive since they invented stuffed-crust pizza. 338 00:25:27,616 --> 00:25:31,453 Well, then, we've got some work to do. Okay, so here's the plan. 339 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:34,748 Maybe it's a good idea to take her to your hometown. 340 00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:36,291 But remember... 341 00:25:36,959 --> 00:25:39,795 So, it's sliced avocado, rolled oats with apricot, 342 00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:42,130 the Aveeno moisturiser after every bath. 343 00:25:42,214 --> 00:25:45,592 And then the shea butter on his tush before his PJs 344 00:25:45,634 --> 00:25:47,970 and then 20 minutes with the nebulizer 345 00:25:48,011 --> 00:25:51,348 while I read his Learning Factory Phonics book to him. 346 00:25:51,431 --> 00:25:54,768 It's asking a lot, Dad. We could just take Dennis with us. 347 00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:58,146 What? Are you kidding me? And get him off his routine? 348 00:25:58,188 --> 00:25:59,398 No, no, no. 349 00:25:59,481 --> 00:26:01,066 You kids go to California, 350 00:26:01,149 --> 00:26:03,944 and see if it's the right place to raise Denisovich. 351 00:26:03,986 --> 00:26:05,487 And you remember how to video chat? 352 00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:08,699 Yes, yes. With the phone and the buttons and the agony. 353 00:26:08,782 --> 00:26:12,703 Thanks for being so understanding, Dad. I know you'll keep him safe. 354 00:26:12,786 --> 00:26:16,456 Of course, Mavey. Stake my heart and hope to die. 355 00:26:16,498 --> 00:26:18,876 I'm just gonna miss him so much. 356 00:26:19,835 --> 00:26:23,005 -I love you, Dennis. -I love you, Mommy. 357 00:26:23,213 --> 00:26:26,717 I'll tell him Mavey Wavey stories every night before bed. 358 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,136 You're the best. I love you, Dad. 359 00:26:32,055 --> 00:26:35,017 Gonna miss all you guys. You're all my family. 360 00:26:35,517 --> 00:26:39,688 -Love you, Drac. -Yes. I love you, too. 361 00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:43,400 Now, remember the plan. Just keep her distracted and happy. 362 00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:46,028 -But not too happy, capisce? -Got it. 363 00:26:46,111 --> 00:26:48,572 Operation "Just Keep Her Distracted and Happy, 364 00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:52,201 "But Not Too Happy, Capisce," starts now. Cool? 365 00:26:52,242 --> 00:26:53,827 Smiling on the outside. 366 00:26:53,869 --> 00:26:56,038 -Will you hug my backpack? -No. 367 00:27:02,586 --> 00:27:04,254 Back to bed. 368 00:27:04,338 --> 00:27:07,382 Yes, we'll get to the bed. We all love the bed. 369 00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:10,177 But we're just gonna do one thing first. 370 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,307 Is it shorts weather where we're going? 371 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:18,310 I hope not. My body isn't swimsuit-ready yet. 372 00:27:18,393 --> 00:27:20,437 Whatever. Where's Griffin? 373 00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:22,940 Hey, can I have a second? I'm just saying goodbye to Emily. 374 00:27:23,023 --> 00:27:24,274 Brother. 375 00:27:24,483 --> 00:27:27,027 I'm gonna miss you so much. 376 00:27:27,069 --> 00:27:31,573 You know, you have to be strong, honey. Because what we have is unbreakable. 377 00:27:32,783 --> 00:27:35,661 Babe, don't cry. Everyone's looking. 378 00:27:35,744 --> 00:27:37,287 Okay, I gotta call him on this. 379 00:27:37,371 --> 00:27:39,915 Just let him play it out, get it over with. 380 00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:44,586 Okay, you two lovebirds. Drink your champagne and let's get going. 381 00:27:45,045 --> 00:27:47,339 Yeah. No, sure. Okay. 382 00:27:47,422 --> 00:27:48,632 Cheers, babe. 383 00:27:50,467 --> 00:27:52,302 You klutz. 384 00:27:52,803 --> 00:27:56,598 -We can't say nothin' about this? -No. We don't have time for zingers. 385 00:28:04,606 --> 00:28:08,110 How do you click in the stupid car seat? 386 00:28:08,151 --> 00:28:09,736 You gotta cut those nails, man. 387 00:28:09,778 --> 00:28:11,947 We just strap our kids down with duct tape. 388 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,661 What's he doing here? 389 00:28:17,744 --> 00:28:21,123 I told him he could come. He's never been outside the hotel. 390 00:28:21,164 --> 00:28:23,917 Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man. 391 00:28:26,503 --> 00:28:28,088 Yeah, that ain't happenin'. 392 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:31,175 Fine, put him on the Rascal. Let's just get going. 393 00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:48,066 Where are we going, Papa Drac? 394 00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:50,819 Denisovich, we're going to have an adventure. 395 00:28:50,861 --> 00:28:52,821 A monster-y adventure. 396 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,991 Monsters! We're gonna eat cake. 397 00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:59,870 -What did he say? -No. No cake on this monster trip. 398 00:28:59,953 --> 00:29:04,333 No cake, cebause Kakie says, "Too much cake makes tummy ache. 399 00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:07,502 "A monster always shares." 400 00:29:10,297 --> 00:29:12,508 We may need more than a week. 401 00:29:12,549 --> 00:29:15,594 Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad. 402 00:29:15,677 --> 00:29:18,680 What? We don't need to call Vlad. We got this. 403 00:29:19,139 --> 00:29:23,685 You see, Denisovich, monsters are nice, just like you. 404 00:29:23,727 --> 00:29:28,273 But when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins. 405 00:29:28,899 --> 00:29:31,860 Being scary. Right, guys? 406 00:29:35,405 --> 00:29:38,575 Guys? Guys! What is wrong with you? 407 00:29:38,659 --> 00:29:40,702 Come on. Everybody likes that song. 408 00:29:40,786 --> 00:29:44,414 We're not everybody. We're scary monsters. Remember? 409 00:29:44,748 --> 00:29:47,543 -Hey, what are you putting in? -It's an audio book. 410 00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:51,004 Bigfoot's life story. He reads it himself. 411 00:29:51,088 --> 00:29:52,506 Chapter One. 412 00:30:26,164 --> 00:30:27,875 This is gonna be so amazing. 413 00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:31,420 Yeah. You're gonna be so happy, but not too happy. 414 00:30:31,461 --> 00:30:34,923 -What? -I wanna see everything you did growing up. 415 00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:37,759 As long as you're distracted, capisce? 416 00:30:39,094 --> 00:30:40,929 We can hit a few spots on the way to my parents. 417 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,974 -Lemme just quickly call home. -Don't do that. 418 00:30:44,057 --> 00:30:46,852 It's only 1:00 a.m. there. Dennis isn't even up yet. 419 00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:50,063 Right. I'm just not used to being away from him. 420 00:30:50,105 --> 00:30:53,066 Everything's gonna be cool. Your dad was so all over it. 421 00:30:53,108 --> 00:30:55,277 I know. He's the best. 422 00:31:15,631 --> 00:31:17,257 Right turn, here. 423 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:20,761 Denisovich, rise and shine. 424 00:31:21,386 --> 00:31:23,805 Boys, this bringing back any memories? 425 00:31:23,889 --> 00:31:27,309 We used to prowl around here when we were in our 100s. 426 00:31:27,392 --> 00:31:30,979 The Dark Forest of Slobozia. 427 00:31:40,322 --> 00:31:43,575 -Nice how they built it up. -Okay, out of the car. 428 00:31:43,992 --> 00:31:48,997 Denisovich, you're going to see every monster do his specialty. 429 00:31:49,122 --> 00:31:53,001 First, Frank's gonna show us how he scares people. 430 00:31:53,752 --> 00:31:58,090 -He's gonna say, "Boo." -Yeah, I don't think "boos" ever work. 431 00:31:58,173 --> 00:32:01,760 But that's why we're here. To learn from the master. 432 00:32:02,594 --> 00:32:04,596 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 433 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:22,030 Yeah, guess it just depends on work. 434 00:32:24,157 --> 00:32:25,200 Frankenstein! 435 00:32:25,826 --> 00:32:27,286 Hey, how ya doin'? 436 00:32:27,703 --> 00:32:30,706 You're awesome! Can we take a picture? Is that okay? 437 00:32:30,747 --> 00:32:33,125 Sure, okay. Little selfie action. 438 00:32:34,334 --> 00:32:35,377 For real? 439 00:32:36,003 --> 00:32:39,047 -Awesome! Thank you so much. -Hey, have a great day. 440 00:32:39,631 --> 00:32:40,716 Boo! 441 00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:43,218 -He's adorable. -He's adorable. 442 00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:45,137 Adorable, yes. 443 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:48,473 Not scary, but "boo" is a start. 444 00:32:58,901 --> 00:33:01,945 My birthday cake's gonna have the coolest guy on it. 445 00:33:02,029 --> 00:33:04,072 Let me guess. Kakie. 446 00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:08,035 No. He's so cool. He climbs walls and wears a cape. 447 00:33:08,076 --> 00:33:11,246 Really. And who is this very cool guy? 448 00:33:11,330 --> 00:33:14,625 -Batman! -Batman. Great. 449 00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:18,086 You don't know anyone else with a cape that's cool? 450 00:33:18,128 --> 00:33:19,421 This is good. Stop here. 451 00:33:25,093 --> 00:33:28,555 Okay, Wayne. It's your turn. Go kill something. 452 00:33:28,597 --> 00:33:29,973 Denisovich, watch this. 453 00:33:30,057 --> 00:33:32,309 -What? -I told you, come on. 454 00:33:32,392 --> 00:33:36,438 If we don't inspire Denisovich, how's he going to find his inner monster? 455 00:33:36,522 --> 00:33:39,358 -Who's in a monster? -Nobody, just... 456 00:33:39,441 --> 00:33:41,109 Here, have an avocado. 457 00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:45,697 Your mommy says it's a good fat. Whatever the heaven that means. 458 00:33:45,781 --> 00:33:47,783 Listen, I'm not gonna set monsters back again 459 00:33:47,866 --> 00:33:50,285 just to make your grandkid like vampires. 460 00:33:50,369 --> 00:33:53,288 Anyway, there's nothing to kill here. It's all been... 461 00:33:57,417 --> 00:33:58,961 What a cutie. 462 00:33:59,419 --> 00:34:00,629 But kill him. 463 00:34:01,421 --> 00:34:04,299 Great. You know I haven't done this in years. 464 00:34:04,383 --> 00:34:07,261 We don't need to kill any more. We have Pop-Tarts. 465 00:34:07,302 --> 00:34:09,387 Denisovich, you're going to love this. 466 00:34:09,471 --> 00:34:13,099 Wayne's going to eat that whole deer, and the next one's yours. 467 00:34:13,141 --> 00:34:14,268 Wayne, go. 468 00:34:18,646 --> 00:34:21,023 Man. I'm too old for this. 469 00:34:21,108 --> 00:34:23,151 Okay, how's it go again? 470 00:34:24,653 --> 00:34:26,320 No, no, wait. That's for the moon. 471 00:34:26,405 --> 00:34:28,824 I growl. Right, here goes. 472 00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:33,161 -Growl! -Get it, boy. 473 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,419 Get it, Uncle Wayne. 474 00:34:42,336 --> 00:34:46,508 Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word "growl?" 475 00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:49,677 -You're a werewussy. -I said I was rusty. 476 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:54,099 -Gimme me that Frisbee. -No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it! 477 00:34:54,183 --> 00:34:55,392 Give it to me! Give it back! 478 00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:58,729 Give it over here! Give me that! Give it back! 479 00:35:04,109 --> 00:35:06,069 He's fine. He's Blobby. 480 00:35:08,322 --> 00:35:11,241 This place is so amazing and scenic. 481 00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,869 -What do you wanna show me first? -I don't know. 482 00:35:13,952 --> 00:35:16,955 It's pretty, but there's really nothing to do once it gets dark. 483 00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:18,707 Wait. What's that place? 484 00:35:22,794 --> 00:35:27,007 So, you're telling me that I can pick between all these different kinds of chips? 485 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:28,759 Yes. 486 00:35:28,842 --> 00:35:30,928 How do people decide? 487 00:35:32,513 --> 00:35:35,724 Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies? 488 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,562 -Johnny, have you tried this Slurpée? -Not that quickly, hon. 489 00:35:40,604 --> 00:35:44,274 It comes in 48 flavours. We have to try them all. 490 00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:48,820 I don't know if we have time. 491 00:35:48,904 --> 00:35:51,949 Why? This place is open all night. Right, sir? 492 00:35:52,699 --> 00:35:53,742 Yes. 493 00:35:57,579 --> 00:35:58,580 Johnny, look. 494 00:35:58,664 --> 00:36:02,125 They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars. 495 00:36:02,209 --> 00:36:04,795 -Hello, world. -Awesome. 496 00:36:04,878 --> 00:36:08,882 It's totally awesome. You're so lucky, Kal. 497 00:36:09,591 --> 00:36:11,385 Hello, world. 498 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,890 Okay, Murray. Your turn. 499 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:21,103 Excuse us. Do you know where someone can get a bite around here? 500 00:36:21,186 --> 00:36:24,231 Did you seriously just ask a vampire where to get a bite? 501 00:36:24,731 --> 00:36:27,109 Gosh. I didn't mean... We're not from around here. 502 00:36:27,192 --> 00:36:29,695 This is so embarrassing. Just keep going. 503 00:36:29,778 --> 00:36:32,114 Sorry to bother you. Love your chocolate cereal. 504 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,994 So, what do you want me to do now? 505 00:36:37,077 --> 00:36:38,871 Denisovich, you won't believe it. 506 00:36:38,954 --> 00:36:43,166 The mummy can crash through walls and turn into a swarm of beetles 507 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:45,627 and put a curse on anyone. 508 00:36:45,711 --> 00:36:48,797 -That sounds mean. -It's fun mean. Okay. 509 00:36:48,881 --> 00:36:50,132 So, check it out. 510 00:36:50,215 --> 00:36:55,137 Murray's going to conjure up the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen. 511 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:58,265 -Hit it! -Sandstorm? It's been awhile. 512 00:36:58,307 --> 00:37:02,686 -Not my problem. Do it. Say your little spell. -Okay. 513 00:37:03,687 --> 00:37:07,274 I got this. Frank, Wayne, Griffin, just try not to faint. 514 00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:30,672 My back. 515 00:37:40,015 --> 00:37:41,141 Wait. 516 00:37:47,356 --> 00:37:48,690 How cute! 517 00:37:55,572 --> 00:37:59,326 Wait. Stop at that playground. Look at these cute kids. 518 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:08,710 Holy rabies! This looks like a blast. 519 00:38:08,794 --> 00:38:09,878 I don't know, Mavey. 520 00:38:09,962 --> 00:38:13,048 This can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. 521 00:38:13,131 --> 00:38:14,883 Of course, I rock these bikes. 522 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,468 May I, little dude? 523 00:38:17,135 --> 00:38:19,555 Check it out. Yeah. 524 00:38:19,596 --> 00:38:22,099 This is how I rolled every summer. 525 00:38:36,321 --> 00:38:37,656 I think I scratched it. 526 00:38:38,907 --> 00:38:39,908 My turn. 527 00:38:39,992 --> 00:38:43,453 Mavey, I told you, it took me years to get this good. 528 00:38:43,537 --> 00:38:45,664 Well, I'll give it a try. 529 00:39:24,369 --> 00:39:27,289 You feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers. 530 00:39:27,372 --> 00:39:30,167 -Your wife, Johnny. -My wife. Even better. 531 00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:34,213 That was sick, lady. Where did you learn how to do that stuff? 532 00:39:34,296 --> 00:39:35,464 Transylvania. 533 00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:38,717 That's cool. I have a cousin from Pennsylvania. 534 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,471 These little guys are so sweet. Dennis would love them. 535 00:39:42,596 --> 00:39:46,475 -What an awesome place to raise a kid. -To raise a kid? 536 00:39:46,517 --> 00:39:48,310 I don't know about awesome. 537 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:51,313 Maybe tubular. Capisce? 538 00:39:51,396 --> 00:39:53,148 Anyways, we should hit my folks' place. 539 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,359 -I said we'd be there by now. -Sure. 540 00:39:55,442 --> 00:39:59,988 Hey, it's after 3:00 in Transylvania. I'm gonna check on Dennis, okay? 541 00:40:04,618 --> 00:40:07,204 Chocolate cereal. Are you kidding me? 542 00:40:07,329 --> 00:40:12,000 -It's okay, Drac. It's 'cause they love us. -Yeah. Monsters are what's goin' on. 543 00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:14,169 Yeah. You should embrace it like I did. 544 00:40:14,211 --> 00:40:16,171 I've got a best-selling workout video. 545 00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:19,007 Follow me, ladies. Right. And left. 546 00:40:19,091 --> 00:40:21,760 No, girls. Watch me. You're not watching. 547 00:40:21,844 --> 00:40:24,847 Here we go. And eight and seven and six... 548 00:40:24,888 --> 00:40:26,306 That's not me, guys. 549 00:40:26,348 --> 00:40:29,685 Come on, even Bigfoot's tearin' it up in the German soccer league. 550 00:40:38,694 --> 00:40:40,362 No. No, no, no. 551 00:40:40,445 --> 00:40:42,823 -It's Mavis. -You gotta answer it. 552 00:40:43,824 --> 00:40:47,369 -You're pushin' too hard. Lighter. -All right! 553 00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:50,581 Denisovich, wake up. Boy, he's out cold. 554 00:40:50,664 --> 00:40:52,040 I got this. 555 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,962 -Dad, what took so long? -What? 556 00:40:57,045 --> 00:41:00,591 Nothing, Mavey. We're all great here at the hotel. 557 00:41:00,674 --> 00:41:02,551 Just doing hotel things. 558 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:05,387 -Sorry, can't handle your breath. -I hear ya. 559 00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:08,307 -How are you? -We're having a blast. 560 00:41:08,390 --> 00:41:12,060 We just went biking and mini-marting. It's so fun here. 561 00:41:12,561 --> 00:41:15,272 -Is Dennis okay? -Of course. 562 00:41:15,355 --> 00:41:18,901 -You want to see him? -Yes. Yes, I do. 563 00:41:18,984 --> 00:41:21,904 -Hi, baby. How are you? -Mommy. 564 00:41:21,945 --> 00:41:23,030 I happy. 565 00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:27,951 -Hey, little dude. -Why is he wearing sunglasses? 566 00:41:28,035 --> 00:41:30,078 We were playing. 567 00:41:30,245 --> 00:41:32,831 It's a superhero thing. 568 00:41:32,915 --> 00:41:36,251 Cebause, I'm Sunglasses Man, to the rescue! 569 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,170 -Okay, take it down a notch. -I'm flying. 570 00:41:38,253 --> 00:41:43,008 -You sound funny. -No, no, that's his Sunglasses Man voice. 571 00:41:43,592 --> 00:41:46,970 Static. The signal is bad. Mavis, are you there? 572 00:41:47,846 --> 00:41:49,431 Yeah, I'm still... 573 00:41:50,182 --> 00:41:54,436 -All right. I guess he's having fun. -Of course he is. 574 00:41:56,563 --> 00:42:00,817 I nailed it with the Sunglasses Man. Right off the top of my head. 575 00:42:00,901 --> 00:42:02,778 I threw in a "cebause." Did everyone see that? 576 00:42:02,819 --> 00:42:05,489 She said she was having fun. Johnny's blowing it. 577 00:42:05,572 --> 00:42:08,742 She's biking and mini-marting. She's gonna wanna move! 578 00:42:08,784 --> 00:42:11,954 I gotta fix this kid now. Are we almost there or what? 579 00:42:11,995 --> 00:42:15,624 Okay, I may have taken a wrong turn a few miles back. 580 00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:17,668 -Don't get mad. -What? 581 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:21,588 Someone turn on the navigator on this thing. 582 00:42:21,630 --> 00:42:23,632 Look how light I touch it. 583 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:26,802 Please enter your destination. 584 00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:30,681 Please. I am begging you. 585 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,561 Yeah, this is gonna be good, Denisovich. 586 00:42:35,644 --> 00:42:38,355 Scary stuff, okay? It's in you. 587 00:42:38,438 --> 00:42:41,191 We just gotta concentrate on the scary. 588 00:42:41,275 --> 00:42:44,069 Papa Drac? Do you miss Grandma? 589 00:42:44,152 --> 00:42:47,030 Miss Grandma? Sure, I do. 590 00:42:47,114 --> 00:42:51,577 I miss her every day. She was my zing. 591 00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:55,330 -Why do you ask? -I don't know. 592 00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:59,334 -Do you miss anybody? -I miss Mommy and Daddy. 593 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,004 And who else? You miss that Winnie? 594 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:05,507 The pup who tackles you and tries to lick you all the time? 595 00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:07,718 Yeah, but we're just friends. 596 00:43:07,801 --> 00:43:10,387 No, no, no. You're a Dracula. 597 00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:14,183 You can't just be friends with a cute, hairy number like Winnie. 598 00:43:14,266 --> 00:43:20,063 Right turn, now! Here. You imbecile! 599 00:43:20,147 --> 00:43:22,774 -Right. Turn, Griffin! -Yes, Papa Drac. 600 00:43:27,362 --> 00:43:31,909 Wait and see, fellas. This kid'll be guzzling goat blood in no time. 601 00:43:31,992 --> 00:43:35,871 You have arrived at your destination. Yes! 602 00:43:35,996 --> 00:43:37,414 -Yes! -Here we are. 603 00:43:37,497 --> 00:43:40,125 It's the vampire summer camp I went to as a kid. 604 00:43:40,209 --> 00:43:44,880 -What's it, Camp Vamp? -No. Who names their camp "Camp Vamp?" 605 00:43:45,005 --> 00:43:47,341 It's Camp Winnepacaca. 606 00:44:07,653 --> 00:44:09,154 You see, Denisovich? 607 00:44:09,238 --> 00:44:13,116 This is where I learned to catch mice and shapeshift. 608 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,329 And use my incredible powers and strength. It's pretty cool. 609 00:44:17,412 --> 00:44:18,497 Badminton. 610 00:44:22,668 --> 00:44:25,921 Yes, I don't remember this badminting. 611 00:44:26,004 --> 00:44:29,091 Well, well, is this a night? How ya doin', folks? 612 00:44:29,132 --> 00:44:30,759 I'm Dana, the director. 613 00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:33,595 We're sure excited to have you legends visitin' us. 614 00:44:33,679 --> 00:44:35,097 What can I do you for? 615 00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:40,269 Well, I'm very interested in sending my grandboy, Denisovich, here. 616 00:44:40,352 --> 00:44:44,439 This little redheaded, non-fangy little guy? 617 00:44:44,523 --> 00:44:48,318 They're in there. He's a late fanger. That's why we came here. 618 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:52,489 Can you show us some of the drills, like where they catch the mice? 619 00:44:52,573 --> 00:44:56,076 Can do. A-course now we call it Tee-Mousing. 620 00:45:06,753 --> 00:45:09,047 So they don't have to catch the mice? 621 00:45:09,131 --> 00:45:13,135 Nope. We find this is a good way to build their confidence. 622 00:45:14,887 --> 00:45:15,971 Come here. 623 00:45:16,972 --> 00:45:19,016 It's right there! What's the matter with you? 624 00:45:20,767 --> 00:45:22,102 Hokey-pokey. 625 00:45:24,897 --> 00:45:28,400 There it is, Denisovich. Where Papa learned to fly. 626 00:45:28,817 --> 00:45:30,819 I wanna fly like Papa. 627 00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:39,244 Yeah. We're over here, now. 628 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:43,123 Had to scale it down. Insurance. 629 00:45:46,627 --> 00:45:48,295 Help me. Help me. Help me. 630 00:45:48,837 --> 00:45:52,132 Hokey-pokey. See ya at the campfire. 631 00:45:56,762 --> 00:46:00,516 -Well, gosh! Welcome, you two. -Hey, gang. 632 00:46:00,682 --> 00:46:03,352 Hi, guys. This is so exciting. 633 00:46:04,019 --> 00:46:07,606 Look at all of this. So cool. 634 00:46:07,689 --> 00:46:11,527 -I can't believe I'm actually here. -Well, you are. 635 00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:15,197 Now, how does it work? Are you up all night and sleep all day? 636 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,365 Yeah. 637 00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,867 -I'll do whatever you guys want. -Good. 638 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:21,537 -'Cause I bought this pretty sunhat for you. -Linda. 639 00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:23,705 But otherwise this poncho, if you wanna be safe. 640 00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:26,833 -We can deal with it later, Linda. -Okay. 641 00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:28,710 Come see. 642 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:31,046 I've set up your bedroom. 643 00:46:35,217 --> 00:46:38,011 It's just like Transylvania. 644 00:46:38,303 --> 00:46:41,598 Transylvania. That was a fun experience. 645 00:46:41,682 --> 00:46:43,892 Mike was afraid he'd get disemboweled and eaten, 646 00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:45,811 but I told him he was just being silly. 647 00:46:45,894 --> 00:46:47,604 That was you, Linda. 648 00:46:48,146 --> 00:46:49,481 There they are. 649 00:46:49,565 --> 00:46:52,609 You know, we have a couple of mixed families in the neighbourhood, 650 00:46:52,693 --> 00:46:54,653 so I thought I'd invite them over. 651 00:46:54,736 --> 00:46:58,866 They might be nice for you guys to talk to since you're thinkin' about moving here. 652 00:47:00,367 --> 00:47:02,411 Hi, Caren. Hi, Pandragora. 653 00:47:02,494 --> 00:47:04,413 -Welcome, Mavis. -Hey, guys. 654 00:47:05,539 --> 00:47:08,709 Yeah, you're gonna dig it here. Don't even worry. 655 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,962 People are totally cool with our lifestyle choice. 656 00:47:12,045 --> 00:47:15,257 I mean, the kids get picked on a little, but it toughens them up. 657 00:47:15,757 --> 00:47:17,593 Hey, you guys. And this is Loretta. 658 00:47:17,676 --> 00:47:21,054 -She's married to Paul, who's a werewolf. -Excuse me? 659 00:47:21,096 --> 00:47:24,808 Yes, I was telling Mavis about the other monster-human couples in town. 660 00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:29,062 -I am not a werewolf. -I thought... 661 00:47:29,229 --> 00:47:32,566 Well, you're welcome to stay and have some cupcakes. 662 00:47:35,611 --> 00:47:39,823 Vampires will be friends forever 663 00:47:39,907 --> 00:47:43,952 Through the centuries together 664 00:47:44,036 --> 00:47:48,290 Even in the brightest sunny weather 665 00:47:48,332 --> 00:47:52,711 Vampires will be friends forever 666 00:47:52,794 --> 00:47:56,173 Literally 667 00:47:56,256 --> 00:47:59,760 Forever 668 00:48:03,222 --> 00:48:07,059 Great job, vampires. Give yourselves a hug. 669 00:48:12,314 --> 00:48:14,358 -We're going. -What? Where? 670 00:48:20,781 --> 00:48:21,990 Why are we doing this? 671 00:48:22,074 --> 00:48:24,743 You'd rather be listening to those putrid new songs? 672 00:48:24,826 --> 00:48:27,246 What happened to Michael Row Your Corpse Ashore? 673 00:48:27,329 --> 00:48:30,040 Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe? 674 00:48:35,337 --> 00:48:37,172 We shouldn't be up here, Drac. 675 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:41,385 -Who's ready to fly? -Me! Me! Like a superhero. 676 00:48:41,468 --> 00:48:43,595 Better! Like a vampire! 677 00:48:44,346 --> 00:48:45,848 This thing is rickety. 678 00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:48,058 You know what? Maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly. 679 00:48:48,141 --> 00:48:52,020 Quiet. This is how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out. 680 00:48:52,855 --> 00:48:55,691 -It's how I was taught. -I wanna fly now! 681 00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:59,194 Attabat. You know Papa's right here if you need him. 682 00:49:00,153 --> 00:49:02,239 -I can't watch this. -Please don't. 683 00:49:02,322 --> 00:49:04,908 Here we go! 684 00:49:11,206 --> 00:49:13,834 -He's still not flying. -He will. 685 00:49:15,043 --> 00:49:17,546 -Still not. -It'll happen. 686 00:49:18,547 --> 00:49:21,425 -This is a tall tower. -That's why it's good. 687 00:49:21,508 --> 00:49:24,011 -You should get him. -He's gonna fall to his death. 688 00:49:24,052 --> 00:49:26,013 He's taking his time. 689 00:49:27,389 --> 00:49:30,225 -Drac! -I did that my first time. 690 00:49:30,726 --> 00:49:32,769 He's getting too close to the ground! 691 00:49:33,687 --> 00:49:35,522 You know what? He's not gonna fly. 692 00:49:45,741 --> 00:49:49,077 I told you. Papa's always here for you. 693 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:50,662 Again! Again! 694 00:49:50,913 --> 00:49:54,082 Dear. My devil. We're gonna have to report this. 695 00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:55,417 You mean to the papers? 696 00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:59,046 I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press. 697 00:49:59,087 --> 00:50:04,092 No, sir. I mean the authorities. I can't not report child endangerment. 698 00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:06,803 Listen to me. That was fun. 699 00:50:06,887 --> 00:50:09,389 Your singing is child endangerment. 700 00:50:09,431 --> 00:50:11,141 Should we go down and help him? 701 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,102 Nope. I told him this was nuts. He's on his own. 702 00:50:14,186 --> 00:50:17,481 -We have to call the boy's mother. -No, that ain't happening. 703 00:50:17,564 --> 00:50:20,234 His mother's already nutsy koo koo! 704 00:50:20,275 --> 00:50:22,444 I have to follow protocol. 705 00:50:22,778 --> 00:50:26,240 You will not follow protocol. 706 00:50:26,281 --> 00:50:28,742 I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotised. 707 00:50:29,409 --> 00:50:32,955 -Right. -Now, please. Don't make me call the police. 708 00:50:33,038 --> 00:50:35,040 No one's calling nobody! 709 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,214 -Fire! -Stop, drop and roll. Stop, drop and roll. 710 00:50:42,297 --> 00:50:43,674 Screaming's not helping! 711 00:50:52,432 --> 00:50:54,393 Are we bad guys, Papa Drac? 712 00:50:54,935 --> 00:50:55,978 Bad? 713 00:50:57,479 --> 00:51:00,148 No. You're the best kid in the world. 714 00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:03,485 We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. 715 00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:08,448 That's a very unsafe tower. You're lucky we don't call the authorities. 716 00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:09,992 Let's go, my hero. 717 00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:12,995 Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile! 718 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:14,872 Yes. To the... 719 00:51:25,507 --> 00:51:28,552 Sorry about all that stuff. I guess they thought you'd like it. 720 00:51:28,635 --> 00:51:32,848 -Why do I feel so weird here? -No, hon. They're being weird. 721 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,142 I think they're just trying to help me. 722 00:51:35,184 --> 00:51:38,854 I mean, I grew up knowing nothing living inside that hotel. 723 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:42,149 And you learned about everything growing up in Santa Claus. 724 00:51:42,191 --> 00:51:43,942 Santa Cruz. But... 725 00:51:44,401 --> 00:51:47,237 Maybe if Dennis grows up away from Transylvania, 726 00:51:47,321 --> 00:51:51,491 he won't be so freaky. Like me. 727 00:51:51,533 --> 00:51:54,828 Are you nuts? Mavis, you're a blast. 728 00:51:54,870 --> 00:51:57,748 You're so full of life and curious about everything. 729 00:51:57,831 --> 00:52:02,294 If Dennis grows up to be just like you, I'll be the luckiest dad in the world. 730 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:05,547 I love you, Johnnystein. 731 00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:06,757 You know what? 732 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,927 As long as we're all together, we'll be happy anywhere. 733 00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:11,678 Even at the hotel. 734 00:52:12,596 --> 00:52:14,223 Yes! 735 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,851 What are you doing? 736 00:52:18,393 --> 00:52:22,898 Check out this video my friend sent me. This kid is an awesome daredevil. 737 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:25,901 Dude! 738 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:28,028 -Did you get it? -Wait! Is that Dennis? 739 00:52:28,070 --> 00:52:31,907 No! Is it? No. It's just hard to see. But... 740 00:52:32,866 --> 00:52:35,702 Just deleted it. So, it's gone. 741 00:52:45,504 --> 00:52:48,340 What? It's Mavis. I'm not answering it. 742 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,427 Come on, Drac. You have to. 743 00:52:54,847 --> 00:52:56,265 All right! 744 00:52:56,557 --> 00:52:59,476 -Yes, honeybunch. -Dad? Where are you? 745 00:53:00,435 --> 00:53:03,689 We're outside the hotel having a little cookout. 746 00:53:03,772 --> 00:53:06,775 -It's perfectly safe. -What's that noise? Is that a siren? 747 00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:10,404 Those are just some wailing banshees checking in. 748 00:53:10,445 --> 00:53:11,905 Quiet, you banshees. 749 00:53:11,947 --> 00:53:14,783 We're trying to have a perfectly safe cookout over here. 750 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:18,620 Mommy! I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy! 751 00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:21,582 -Papa Drac just tried to teach me how to fly. -Wait a minute. Is that the mother? 752 00:53:21,623 --> 00:53:23,333 No. Static again. 753 00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:26,044 I am coming back to the hotel right now. 754 00:53:26,128 --> 00:53:30,799 And you better be there or I swear, Dad, you're gonna be very sorry. 755 00:53:31,466 --> 00:53:34,636 -What's goin' on? -We need to get home right away. 756 00:53:36,972 --> 00:53:39,600 Okay. I'll go wake up my backpack. 757 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,059 Guys, we gotta move. 758 00:53:41,143 --> 00:53:43,687 We got no car! How we gonna get out of here? 759 00:53:43,770 --> 00:53:45,522 Don't worry. I made a call. 760 00:53:54,656 --> 00:53:58,118 I'm sorry, Blobby. We really meant to call you sooner. 761 00:54:04,499 --> 00:54:05,834 Hit it! 762 00:54:20,849 --> 00:54:23,143 -Transylvania. -You want to go where? 763 00:54:23,185 --> 00:54:24,811 Transylvania. As soon as possible. 764 00:54:24,853 --> 00:54:28,023 -We don't fly direct to Transylvania. -You don't? 765 00:54:28,106 --> 00:54:32,444 You can go to Bucharest, but you'll have to switch planes in Chicago and then Zürich. 766 00:54:32,528 --> 00:54:33,779 So, when would we get there? 767 00:54:33,862 --> 00:54:37,157 Well, the Chicago flight's delayed due to bad weather. 768 00:54:42,829 --> 00:54:44,706 So, two seats in coach? 769 00:54:44,998 --> 00:54:46,041 No! 770 00:54:46,542 --> 00:54:48,210 -No! -Yes. 771 00:55:07,855 --> 00:55:10,816 You have to go now? When we finally have no traffic. 772 00:55:10,899 --> 00:55:12,901 You're killing me, Blobby. 773 00:55:22,411 --> 00:55:25,622 I still have some cloud on me. Gotta do a selfie! 774 00:55:25,706 --> 00:55:28,750 -Johnny! Not now! -Okay. Maybe later. 775 00:55:34,464 --> 00:55:37,426 This scooter thing's out of juice. We're never gonna make it. 776 00:55:37,509 --> 00:55:39,136 Frank, blow. 777 00:55:48,437 --> 00:55:49,563 Now! 778 00:56:11,919 --> 00:56:15,631 How fun is this? Why are you laughing? You like that? 779 00:56:15,672 --> 00:56:16,673 Watch this. 780 00:56:28,602 --> 00:56:32,689 -Now this is flying, Denisovich. -Like a vampire. 781 00:56:36,318 --> 00:56:39,196 That's my boy. Look at you go. 782 00:56:47,996 --> 00:56:51,500 You're the coolest guy who wears a cape, Papa Drac. 783 00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:22,781 So, hey, when are you going to get here already? 784 00:57:22,865 --> 00:57:24,741 We've been waiting... 785 00:57:26,702 --> 00:57:28,662 Give me my son. 786 00:57:28,704 --> 00:57:31,248 We just went out for some avocados. 787 00:57:31,331 --> 00:57:34,251 -Mommy! I flew! -I saw. 788 00:57:34,334 --> 00:57:38,797 Mother's already nutsy koo koo Nutsy koo koo 789 00:57:38,881 --> 00:57:40,465 -Koo koo -Oh, dear. Oh, dear 790 00:57:40,549 --> 00:57:42,384 Oh, my devil I have to follow protocol 791 00:57:42,467 --> 00:57:44,469 That ain't happening That ain't happening 792 00:57:44,553 --> 00:57:45,888 Mother's already 793 00:57:45,929 --> 00:57:47,055 Koo koo 794 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,099 Koo koo 795 00:57:56,690 --> 00:58:00,110 I was worried Dennis wasn't safe around other monsters. 796 00:58:00,194 --> 00:58:03,238 Now I don't even feel like he's safe around you. 797 00:58:03,572 --> 00:58:06,033 -But I was just... -What was it you said? 798 00:58:06,074 --> 00:58:09,369 Human, monster, unicorn. That it didn't matter? 799 00:58:09,411 --> 00:58:11,580 Well, I just know his life would... 800 00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:14,333 We'll have his birthday party here on Wednesday. 801 00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:15,751 Then we're moving. 802 00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:19,004 Please, Mavey. Don't leave. 803 00:58:19,087 --> 00:58:21,632 Maybe you've let humans into your hotel, Dad. 804 00:58:22,216 --> 00:58:24,760 But I don't think you've let them into your heart. 805 00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,932 I can do it. I can do it. 806 00:59:12,432 --> 00:59:14,977 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. 807 00:59:15,602 --> 00:59:17,604 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat! 808 00:59:17,646 --> 00:59:21,483 -Dennis? What are you doing, sweetie? -Nothing. 809 00:59:21,567 --> 00:59:24,528 Careful. Let me help you down from there. 810 00:59:24,611 --> 00:59:26,947 Are you getting excited about your big party? 811 00:59:26,989 --> 00:59:28,615 I guess so. 812 00:59:28,657 --> 00:59:31,743 You know who's coming? Daddy's whole family. 813 00:59:31,827 --> 00:59:33,787 Grandpa Mike and Grandma Linda. 814 00:59:33,829 --> 00:59:37,624 All your cousins and aunts and uncles who love you so much. 815 00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:41,795 And then they're gonna be with us when we move to California. 816 00:59:41,837 --> 00:59:46,508 Mommy, are we going away cebause I'm not a monster? 817 00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:50,137 What? No. Dennis, of course not. 818 00:59:50,179 --> 00:59:52,556 It's just grown-up stuff. 819 00:59:52,639 --> 00:59:55,392 Okay. But what about Papa Drac? 820 00:59:55,475 --> 00:59:57,895 He's gonna be here all alone. 821 00:59:57,978 --> 01:00:00,731 Papa Drac has to stay here to run the hotel. 822 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:03,650 But he'll visit us. And we'll visit him. 823 01:00:03,692 --> 01:00:07,070 -Can we call him every night? -Sure. 824 01:00:12,701 --> 01:00:14,077 Awesome! 825 01:00:14,161 --> 01:00:16,038 Hello. We're here. 826 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:23,378 The night brings Johnny's family here 827 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:28,300 To take away all that Drac holds dear 828 01:00:28,383 --> 01:00:29,468 Welcome, welcome. 829 01:00:29,551 --> 01:00:31,762 Hide your feelings 830 01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:35,641 Keep them all inside 831 01:00:42,314 --> 01:00:45,234 Dude, why do you wanna leave? This place is out of control. 832 01:00:45,317 --> 01:00:46,735 I don't wanna leave. 833 01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:48,737 All these awesome freakazoids! 834 01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:52,241 -So, who's the coolest monster? -Kakie. 835 01:00:52,324 --> 01:00:54,743 -Kakie. -Kakie. What a wussbag. 836 01:00:55,661 --> 01:00:58,580 Isn't it nice to have the whole family together? 837 01:00:59,164 --> 01:01:03,418 Mavis, do you have any cousins or thingies in your family? 838 01:01:03,502 --> 01:01:05,546 No. It's just been me and Dad. 839 01:01:05,587 --> 01:01:08,257 I never did ask how you lost your mom. 840 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,592 She was killed by angry humans. 841 01:01:11,927 --> 01:01:14,263 Awkward 842 01:01:14,596 --> 01:01:18,267 -But there is my Grandpa Vlad. -You have a grandpa? 843 01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:21,687 Yeah. He'll be at the party. I invited him. 844 01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:23,105 You invited him? 845 01:01:23,188 --> 01:01:27,359 Dad, he's never seen Dennis. I wanted them to meet once before we go. 846 01:01:27,442 --> 01:01:31,947 Sure. Great. Peachy. Good old Vlad. 847 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:34,199 Anybody have a wet wipe? 848 01:01:51,466 --> 01:01:56,054 Holy rabies. He finally invites me to something. 849 01:01:56,138 --> 01:01:59,141 -He's got a grandkid? -And he never told you? 850 01:01:59,224 --> 01:02:03,604 Easy, Bela. At least there's another vampire in the family. 851 01:02:03,645 --> 01:02:06,481 It's at a hotel? Fancy schmancy. 852 01:02:06,565 --> 01:02:09,651 Hotels are for humans! 853 01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:17,618 Bela, shut your blood hole. Look what you started. 854 01:02:17,659 --> 01:02:19,077 Don't worry, gang. 855 01:02:19,161 --> 01:02:22,915 I raised my son to hate and kill and steal the souls of humans 856 01:02:22,998 --> 01:02:24,499 like a good boy. 857 01:02:24,917 --> 01:02:28,003 Yes, Grandpa Vlad will be so happy 858 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:32,966 when he sees the big masquerade party Johnny and I have planned. 859 01:02:33,008 --> 01:02:34,176 What? 860 01:02:37,346 --> 01:02:40,599 -Play along. It's my dad. -You have a dad? That's funny. 861 01:02:40,682 --> 01:02:43,393 Listen to me. My dad cannot know you're a human. 862 01:02:43,477 --> 01:02:45,437 Or any of your family. 863 01:02:45,521 --> 01:02:47,856 What? But, Drac, I'm proud that we're... 864 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:51,026 Or he'll steal your family's souls and eat your backpack. 865 01:02:53,529 --> 01:02:54,863 That's right, gang. 866 01:02:54,905 --> 01:02:58,408 We're gonna make the birthday a monster masquerade party. 867 01:02:59,117 --> 01:03:00,869 -Really? -That's lovely. 868 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:05,666 Sort of like a last hurrah before Dennis gets to be with normal people. 869 01:03:05,707 --> 01:03:08,168 I couldn't have said it better. 870 01:03:27,062 --> 01:03:31,149 What do you think, Mavis? I think I'm starting to like being creepy. 871 01:03:36,154 --> 01:03:39,074 You're lucky we don't call the authorities. 872 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,034 Let's go, my hero. 873 01:03:41,076 --> 01:03:42,786 Cebause I'm Batman! 874 01:03:43,662 --> 01:03:45,956 Yes! To the Batmobile! 875 01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:53,589 Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman. 876 01:03:56,091 --> 01:03:58,927 Yeah. Whatever. I'm not about to cry. 877 01:04:02,264 --> 01:04:05,517 Hotel Transylvania. 878 01:04:05,684 --> 01:04:09,229 I smell humans! 879 01:04:09,271 --> 01:04:11,773 Tear it down! 880 01:04:11,857 --> 01:04:16,570 Bela, we're in the outside world. You're gonna smell humans. 881 01:04:16,612 --> 01:04:20,282 You know what? Just wait outside for me. This is family stuff. 882 01:04:20,365 --> 01:04:21,950 You'll only get in the way. 883 01:04:22,034 --> 01:04:23,952 I just wanna meet the little fanger. 884 01:04:24,036 --> 01:04:27,122 -He should know his great-vampa. -His what? 885 01:04:27,206 --> 01:04:30,834 Vampire grandpa. Come on. That was obvious. 886 01:04:32,961 --> 01:04:34,755 Amazing party! 887 01:04:34,796 --> 01:04:37,466 So, what do you think? 888 01:04:37,549 --> 01:04:40,260 This is your vampire costume? What are you, nuts? 889 01:04:40,302 --> 01:04:41,512 I ordered it online. 890 01:04:41,595 --> 01:04:43,514 It was the only place that delivered overnight. 891 01:04:43,597 --> 01:04:45,974 You look like you got a baboon's butt on your head. 892 01:04:46,058 --> 01:04:50,062 Have you at least practised your voice? You can't just talk like a hippie. 893 01:04:50,145 --> 01:04:53,815 -I'm not a hippie. I'm a slacker. -Talk like a vampire. 894 01:04:54,316 --> 01:04:59,488 My name is Count Jonafang. I am a vampire. 895 01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:03,492 Okay, vampires don't go around saying, "I am a vampire." 896 01:05:03,534 --> 01:05:08,038 Sorry. I am Count Jonafang. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 897 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:10,832 -Are you kidding me? -I'm sorry. I'm nervous. 898 01:05:10,874 --> 01:05:13,168 Yeah, listen, if you think I don't like it, 899 01:05:13,252 --> 01:05:17,005 you definitely don't want to say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh," in front of my father. 900 01:05:17,089 --> 01:05:20,342 -Sir, Master Kakie has arrived. -Hey. 901 01:05:20,384 --> 01:05:23,303 Drac, this is Brandon, a.k.a. Kakie. 902 01:05:23,345 --> 01:05:25,347 -We got him for Dennis. -Hey, man. 903 01:05:25,430 --> 01:05:27,182 Nauseated to meet you. 904 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:30,060 When does this happen? I got a book fair in half an hour. 905 01:05:33,689 --> 01:05:36,358 All right. Where's my vampson? 906 01:05:38,694 --> 01:05:42,155 Please. Still has to make a dramatic entrance. 907 01:05:42,197 --> 01:05:47,035 -Dad! Look at you! -So you run a hotel now? 908 01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:50,789 From Prince of Darkness to King of Room Service. 909 01:05:50,873 --> 01:05:55,252 Yes. So good to see you. I'll be right with you. 910 01:06:00,048 --> 01:06:03,385 Keep Vlad away from the humans and Mavis. 911 01:06:04,261 --> 01:06:05,429 I'm on it. 912 01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:09,433 Now that is a neat costume. 913 01:06:10,392 --> 01:06:13,854 -These two smell funny. -You're European. 914 01:06:13,896 --> 01:06:16,231 It's called deodorant. 915 01:06:16,315 --> 01:06:19,526 Nothing like insulting an entire continent, Linda. 916 01:06:19,568 --> 01:06:21,570 Hey, Count! How goes it? Frankenstein. 917 01:06:21,612 --> 01:06:23,739 Actually, I'm technically Frankenstein's monster. 918 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,240 Frankenstein, he's the doctor who... 919 01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:28,243 Would love to hear more. Call my people. 920 01:06:28,577 --> 01:06:31,163 So, let me introduce you to some of your son's other buddies. 921 01:06:32,247 --> 01:06:35,500 -This is Murray. -Please don't kill me! 922 01:06:35,584 --> 01:06:38,420 I mean, yo, V! What's up? 923 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,590 Talking toilet paper. Well, that's a new one. 924 01:06:42,591 --> 01:06:45,093 All right! Where's the kid? That's who I wanna meet. 925 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:46,512 Johnny! 926 01:06:49,181 --> 01:06:52,100 This is Dracula's son-in-law. 927 01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:55,938 I am Count Jonafang. 928 01:06:56,021 --> 01:06:58,398 Bleh, bleh, black sheep. 929 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,443 Have you any wool? 930 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:03,278 What's that thing on your head? 931 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:05,864 Looks like my grandmother's boobies. 932 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:10,452 Daddy, who's the man with the funny face? 933 01:07:10,494 --> 01:07:13,121 -Is this the kid? -It sure is. 934 01:07:13,163 --> 01:07:14,790 Let me see those fangs. 935 01:07:14,831 --> 01:07:15,958 What are you doin'? 936 01:07:15,999 --> 01:07:17,459 I just love him so much. 937 01:07:17,584 --> 01:07:21,129 I want to hug him right in the fangs that he has. 938 01:07:23,131 --> 01:07:26,844 I repeat, lemme see those fangs. 939 01:07:36,144 --> 01:07:39,189 He's a late fanger, just like you. 940 01:07:39,314 --> 01:07:41,942 Yes. Yes. Just like me. 941 01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:46,572 The big shot here was a little crybaby, all right. 942 01:07:46,655 --> 01:07:49,157 -Yes, yes, I was. -Used to pee in his bed. 943 01:07:49,241 --> 01:07:50,492 Okay, Dad. 944 01:07:50,534 --> 01:07:53,495 We just need to scare the fangs out of the kid. 945 01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:54,997 Hare ha hangs? 946 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,749 Yeah, it's what I did for Mr Tough Guy here. 947 01:07:57,833 --> 01:08:02,796 First, you've got to possess something the late fanger finds sweet and innocent. 948 01:08:02,838 --> 01:08:05,174 Then you show them what's what and... 949 01:08:06,383 --> 01:08:10,470 Trust me. It'll scare the fangs right out. Right, Drac? 950 01:08:10,512 --> 01:08:14,558 Seriously, guys, if I'm late for the book fair, I'll miss the street fair. 951 01:08:15,184 --> 01:08:16,768 That's your guy. 952 01:08:17,351 --> 01:08:20,272 Possessed? But Dennis will be so upset. 953 01:08:20,355 --> 01:08:22,357 Don't you get it? This is our ticket. 954 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,527 If it works for Denisovich, boom! He's a vampire. 955 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:29,239 -And you all get to stay here. -All right. All right. 956 01:08:30,073 --> 01:08:31,783 -Capisce. -Good call. 957 01:08:32,034 --> 01:08:34,870 Kids, everyone, have a seat. 958 01:08:34,912 --> 01:08:37,538 Dennis has a big surprise for you. 959 01:08:37,623 --> 01:08:41,877 The one and only Kakie, The Cake Monster! 960 01:08:42,043 --> 01:08:45,547 Hey, kids! It's me, Kakie! 961 01:08:46,047 --> 01:08:49,259 What a wonderful Kakie day it is! 962 01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:53,596 Now, I have a question. Who here loves cake? 963 01:08:58,976 --> 01:09:00,062 Rise! 964 01:09:07,903 --> 01:09:11,073 Why am I floating? Can I have the stage manager, please? 965 01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:12,908 This isn't working for me. 966 01:09:19,122 --> 01:09:22,583 Scary, Denisovich? You feeling anything? Any change? 967 01:09:22,667 --> 01:09:24,252 Is Kakie okay? 968 01:09:26,087 --> 01:09:30,425 I want all the cake. Sharing is for cowards. 969 01:09:33,011 --> 01:09:36,348 I don't remember any of this from the TV show. 970 01:09:36,431 --> 01:09:39,475 I think I saw it on a Blu-ray disc, bonus stuff. 971 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,728 Wait, why is Grandpa Vlad up there? 972 01:09:48,025 --> 01:09:51,029 I'm scared, Papa. What's happening to Kakie? 973 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,829 You don't eat cake. Cake eat you! 974 01:09:58,996 --> 01:10:01,790 -No! -Stop it! 975 01:10:04,835 --> 01:10:07,629 What just happened, man? I'm outta here. 976 01:10:07,796 --> 01:10:10,883 None of these parents better review this on Yelp. 977 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,551 Hey, what did you just do? 978 01:10:12,634 --> 01:10:15,470 A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out. 979 01:10:15,554 --> 01:10:19,057 -I don't care. It's not worth it. -What's not worth it? 980 01:10:19,141 --> 01:10:22,603 It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire, so you'd stay. 981 01:10:22,644 --> 01:10:25,814 By ruining his favourite thing? How could you do that? 982 01:10:25,898 --> 01:10:26,982 We were desperate. 983 01:10:27,065 --> 01:10:30,402 -You were in on this? -Dennis won't be happy in my town. 984 01:10:30,485 --> 01:10:32,237 Dennis hasn't been there. 985 01:10:32,321 --> 01:10:34,281 Now husband and wife 986 01:10:34,323 --> 01:10:36,658 Feel the strain and the strife 987 01:10:36,742 --> 01:10:38,327 Shut up! 988 01:10:38,410 --> 01:10:40,996 Johnny, Dennis is not a monster. 989 01:10:42,206 --> 01:10:45,751 -He likes avocado. -'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun. 990 01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:47,920 I think Dennis just wants to be normal. 991 01:10:48,003 --> 01:10:50,464 Can we stop using the word "normal"? 992 01:10:50,506 --> 01:10:52,674 Where we live now, he's normal. 993 01:10:52,758 --> 01:10:56,929 He is who he is. And you can't change him, Dad. 994 01:10:59,515 --> 01:11:02,684 -Dennis, where are you going? -Away. 995 01:11:04,019 --> 01:11:06,480 But it's not safe out here by yourself. 996 01:11:06,522 --> 01:11:09,942 I know a place where we can hide. Follow me. 997 01:11:16,031 --> 01:11:17,241 If you didn't stop me, 998 01:11:17,324 --> 01:11:20,661 my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life 999 01:11:20,702 --> 01:11:22,287 like Schlumpy over here. 1000 01:11:22,371 --> 01:11:24,373 -A wimp? -Johnny, be cool. 1001 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:26,375 You wanna throw down, old man? 1002 01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:30,254 -Certified yellow belt since 1997. -No! 1003 01:11:30,337 --> 01:11:34,883 -What's this now? You're not a vampire? -Bleh? 1004 01:11:34,925 --> 01:11:39,596 Of course he's human. He's our son. You think we're monsters? 1005 01:11:42,558 --> 01:11:47,563 You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid? 1006 01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:50,774 Why don't you just put a stake through my heart. 1007 01:11:50,858 --> 01:11:54,319 We don't hate humans any more, and they don't hate us. 1008 01:11:57,990 --> 01:12:00,158 Humans? 1009 01:12:01,410 --> 01:12:02,494 You're a fool. 1010 01:12:02,578 --> 01:12:08,083 Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. 1011 01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:12,087 And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, 1012 01:12:12,170 --> 01:12:13,797 then you're the fool. 1013 01:12:15,132 --> 01:12:16,258 Daddy. 1014 01:12:18,343 --> 01:12:22,097 -Hey, where is Dennis? Dennis! -Dennis? 1015 01:12:25,267 --> 01:12:28,353 Happy birthday, Dennis. I made you a treat. 1016 01:12:28,437 --> 01:12:30,230 -Dead pigeon? -Enjoy it. 1017 01:12:30,272 --> 01:12:33,233 'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company, 1018 01:12:33,275 --> 01:12:36,278 you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this any more. 1019 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:39,907 I have to move away, Winnie. To California. 1020 01:12:39,948 --> 01:12:45,204 My mommy thinks I'm not happy here cebause I don't have hair on my face like you. 1021 01:12:45,287 --> 01:12:47,456 I'm sorry I'm not a monster. 1022 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:51,043 No, you are perfect. You're the nicest boy I know. 1023 01:12:51,126 --> 01:12:55,214 -And I have 300 brothers. -You're nice, too, Winnie. 1024 01:12:59,343 --> 01:13:04,723 Well, well, well. The little human and his pet. 1025 01:13:04,890 --> 01:13:06,767 -Dennis! -Denisovich! 1026 01:13:06,808 --> 01:13:09,186 -He's not in the room. -He's not by the pool. 1027 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:13,065 -He's not in this pot of soup. -Where could he be? 1028 01:13:13,232 --> 01:13:15,817 I don't know why I ever invited you. 1029 01:13:16,485 --> 01:13:17,903 -Dennis! -Dennis! 1030 01:13:17,986 --> 01:13:20,239 -Denisovich! -Dennis! 1031 01:13:32,584 --> 01:13:34,294 Stop squirming. 1032 01:13:34,336 --> 01:13:38,340 -Why are you doing this? -Because this is wrong. 1033 01:13:38,382 --> 01:13:40,592 Why doesn't anybody get that? 1034 01:13:40,676 --> 01:13:43,846 Humans don't belong with monsters. 1035 01:13:43,929 --> 01:13:46,765 -You're wrong! -I am not! 1036 01:13:46,849 --> 01:13:49,351 I am holding you hostage. 1037 01:13:49,434 --> 01:13:54,857 And me and my crew are gonna tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds. 1038 01:13:54,940 --> 01:13:58,235 -You can't. -Really? Why not? 1039 01:13:58,318 --> 01:14:00,904 -Cebause... -Cebause, why? 1040 01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:04,199 Cebause it will make Papa Drac sad. 1041 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:10,706 -Sad. And what are you gonna do about it? -I don't know. 1042 01:14:10,789 --> 01:14:12,583 You know why you don't know? 1043 01:14:12,666 --> 01:14:16,962 Cebause you're just a weak little boy. 1044 01:14:47,492 --> 01:14:48,577 What was that? 1045 01:14:48,911 --> 01:14:50,746 Dennis, we're coming. 1046 01:14:52,247 --> 01:14:55,584 -Are you okay, Winnie? -Yes, my zing. 1047 01:15:31,537 --> 01:15:34,331 -Dennis! There he is, right there. -Dennis! Baby! 1048 01:15:34,498 --> 01:15:37,209 -My big boy! -Dennis, we were lookin' for ya. 1049 01:15:37,292 --> 01:15:39,545 -Sweetheart. -I'm so happy to see you. 1050 01:15:43,215 --> 01:15:44,967 There's his mean friends. 1051 01:15:51,515 --> 01:15:53,684 This'll be fun. 1052 01:16:54,536 --> 01:16:55,787 I didn't do that. 1053 01:17:07,591 --> 01:17:10,302 -You rock, Dennis. -He means Denisovich. 1054 01:17:10,385 --> 01:17:11,720 Kakie rules! 1055 01:17:22,231 --> 01:17:23,941 Dennis, I'm coming. 1056 01:17:28,946 --> 01:17:31,323 I knew all that practise would pay off. 1057 01:17:55,013 --> 01:17:57,683 That's right, you better fly away. 1058 01:17:58,976 --> 01:18:02,729 Papa Drac, I'm a vampire and a superhero. 1059 01:18:02,771 --> 01:18:04,356 Am I cool now? 1060 01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:07,943 "Now"? Dennis, you were always cool. 1061 01:18:07,985 --> 01:18:12,614 Human, vampire, unicorn, you're perfect no matter what. 1062 01:18:12,656 --> 01:18:16,618 But since I'm a vampire, can we stay here? 1063 01:18:17,202 --> 01:18:18,328 Yes. 1064 01:18:18,412 --> 01:18:20,956 -All right! Yeah! -All right! 1065 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:27,129 But you have to know, we're going to visit you here every holiday. 1066 01:18:27,212 --> 01:18:29,256 -That's fine. -That's fine. 1067 01:18:44,813 --> 01:18:49,151 Don't ever come near me or my family again. 1068 01:18:52,529 --> 01:18:53,739 No! 1069 01:19:02,664 --> 01:19:06,335 Daddy, you just saved a human. 1070 01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:11,340 All this pressure about when the boy's fangs were coming out. 1071 01:19:11,423 --> 01:19:15,636 Who cares? Mine came out years ago! Look. 1072 01:19:16,762 --> 01:19:19,765 Okay, Dad, put 'em back in before we all barf. 1073 01:19:19,848 --> 01:19:23,727 Hey! Isn't it still somebody's birthday? 1074 01:20:19,741 --> 01:20:21,577 Let me hear you sing! 1075 01:20:23,412 --> 01:20:24,997 I didn't do that.