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(KIDS CHATTERING)
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LISA: It's okay,
you're gonna love it!
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Happy first day of school.
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Bye, sweetie.
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-Hi!
-Hi.
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Hey, I'm Sam.
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Hi, I'm Julie.
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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-Bye!
-JULIE: Bye, Mom!
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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I'm Hunter.
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Sam's mine, right there.
The one with the glasses.
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I'm Lisa.
That's my Julie.
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I'm Mitchell. (SNIFFLES)
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Kayla's hero.
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-Oh. Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah.
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You crying?
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(VOICE BREAKING)
No, man. It's a big day, that's all.
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You know, can I have
a tissue, please?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Thank you.
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-It's a big day for all of us.
-Yeah.
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Thanks. (EXHALES)
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(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)
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HUNTER: I think our daughters
are friends.
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And I think that means we're friends.
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(ALL CHUCKLE)
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Should we go get a drink?
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-You okay? Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Do you guys wanna
go get a drink?
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Ah, they made it. (SNIFFLES)
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You guys wanna go
grab a drink real quick?
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Is he asking us if we wanna
go grab a drink?
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I'm really hoping
it's coffee.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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-(SQUEAKING)
-(LAUGHS)
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-(LAUGHS)
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Shut the fuck up!
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(ALL SQUEALING)
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ALL: Happy Halloween!
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Assalam!
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I can see Russia
from my house!
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(KIDS SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
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-(SQUEALING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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That's right!
Right here! Whoo!
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Hey, hey...
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(EXCITED SQUEALING)
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Put your seatbelts on!
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(EXCITED SQUEALING)
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Surprise!
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Careful!
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(SONG PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
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You're probably gonna miss these mornings
that we spend together, right?
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Stop.
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You're gonna make me cry, and I don't
wanna cry because it's prom night.
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It's supposed to be like
the most magical night of your life,
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and, you know,
I'm just so anxious about it.
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Well, call me
if you feel anxious.
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Or maybe FaceTime me,
if it wasn't too loud.
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If it was too loud, you could just...
We could wave or whatever.
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(CHUCKLES)
That'd be funny.
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And then, I can...
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You know
what I was thinking?
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You should send me photos
throughout the night.
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Not like all night long, but if you could
do it every 30 minutes or so
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then I can put together
one of those iBooks.
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-That would be so fun.
-Yeah.
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That would be a really...
I don't think you would regret that.
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Hmm.
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-Mom?
-Mmm-hmm.
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Are you gonna be okay
when I go to college?
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-Who, me?
-Yeah.
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Me?
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(LAUGHING)
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What?
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Please. Don't even get me... (LAUGHS)
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Don't even...
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-Please!
-(LAUGHS)
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Okay, bye, Mom!
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LISA: Okay, bye!
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-I love you!
-Okay, I love you.
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MARCIE: Oh, good, you did the laundry.
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Yeah, and got a totally
sleepy, happy baby.
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Full-blown renaissance man.
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-Oh!
-Believe it.
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It's a good thing she's asleep, too.
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I was going through the laundry.
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-Uh-huh.
-Found these new thongs.
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You know what I'm gonna do with these?
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"Paging Dr. Muff Diver. Dr. Muff Diver,
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"you're needed
in the OR immediately, emergency surgery."
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Later on tonight, I'm tearing
these off with my teeth
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like an old-school cartoon billy goat.
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-(GRUNTING)
-Honey. Mitchell.
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Those are your daughter's.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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No way. Kayla wears
cleats and Bears jerseys,
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not some dirty stripper underwear.
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You thought they were mine.
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What am I, giving her
allowance in singles?
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Go tell her she can't wear these.
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Tell her they'll make her sterile,
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like with the laptop
and my brother's balls.
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We're not sure that's what
happened with your brother.
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Honey, you're being ridiculous.
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Kayla's becoming a woman.
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This isn't the time to tighten your grip.
It's the time to loosen it.
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This? This means
we tighten the grip.
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This isn't built for comfort,
it's built for speed.
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We need to slow her the fuck down.
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The appliances go in
after the backsplash.
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We've done it
the same way every time.
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(SIGHS)
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Uh-huh. All right, put him on the phone.
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(KNOCKING)
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KAYLA: I'm in the bathroom.
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(EXHALES)
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(SIGHS)
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(VIBRATING)
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Thanks, I was looking for that.
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You mind telling me what this is?
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-Uh, fuzz.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, fuzz.
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It's what I thought
it was and then on further investigation,
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it is clearly an unraveled
filter of a cigarette.
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Kayla, are you a smoker?
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What? No.
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I'm not a smoker, Dad.
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Hey, haven't you seen the billions of ads
that tell you not to do this stuff?
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Dad! You can't teach someone
not to try things. Okay?
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That's what trying things
is for. To teach you things.
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It's a contradiction.
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It's like telling me not to go for
a triple on a base hit to the gap
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when I've made
a good turn around first
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and I know that the right
fielder has a weak arm.
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Damn it, you're smart.
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Okay. Yeah. All right.
Time to get ready for school, Dad.
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Okay, all right.
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Julie! Sam!
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Hey, girl!
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-Whoa!
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(LAUGHING)
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I almost died.
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-Prom night!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
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I'm so, so excited!
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KAYLA: Me, too.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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Mmm. I love you.
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I love you, too.
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All right.
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-We're so gross.
-I know.
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-People are looking at us.
-I don't care.
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We better get
"Cutest Couple" in the yearbook.
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I'm having sex.
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That's great!
I'm having soup. (SLURPS)
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No. Tonight.
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With Austin.
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-Wait, you're finally gonna do it?
-Yeah.
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I mean, you know, we've been dating
for six months and we love each other
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and I just awkwardly got my pediatrician
to put me on birth control.
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But she gave me a sticker. (CHUCKLES)
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Two because I was good, so...
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I know it's kind of corny or whatever
but it just seems like prom night,
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it's kind of perfect, you know?
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We're gonna have, like, dim lighting
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and rose petals on the bed
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and the scent from that candle
that gets me horny
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every time I pass it in Walgreens.
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All candles get me horny.
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JULIE: I'm gonna
look into Austin's eyes
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and then he's gonna look into mine
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and then we're gonna
touch each other's faces, you know?
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For, like, a long time.
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Like, a long time.
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Just to, like, connect.
And then we're gonna...
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Kapow.
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All right, fuck it, I'm in.
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-What?
-KAYLA: I'm in.
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I'm having sex tonight, too.
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Uh... (CHUCKLES) Just like that?
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Yeah. I mean, why not?
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Because it's your first time
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and your first time should be
special and perfect.
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Yours can be special
and perfect.
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Mine is gonna be tonight,
and with that dude.
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They're just brownies,
they're not, like...
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Connor Aldrich? Your lab partner?
187
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-Yeah. What?
-You haven't even hooked up with him.
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You haven't even seen his thing yet.
What if he has a weird one?
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They're all weird.
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Penises are not for looking at,
they're for use.
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They're like plungers. Listen,
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my student athlete days are over.
193
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Tonight is the beginning of my adult life
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and for the first time
I can do whatever I want.
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So I wanna go to prom,
get drunk, get potted up on weed
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and lose my goddamn virginity.
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We're gonna have the same
first-time sex anniversary.
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We can go to dinner every year
and commemorate it.
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-Olive Garden.
-Yes! Olive Garden.
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Breadsticks for life, bitch!
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Oh, my God!
It is gonna be such a relief
202
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to get this over
and done with before college.
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Um...
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-No, I mean, like...
-No, it's cool.
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I just don't think I'm there yet.
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You know, maybe something
might happen tonight with me and Chad,
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but I don't think sex
is gonna be that thing.
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(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sam?
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(CHUCKLES) But you never know
what could happen.
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I mean, maybe my inner sexual
Smaug will emerge from its keep
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and spread its mighty wings.
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I never know what you're talking about.
214
00:10:01,481 --> 00:10:03,108
-Yeah, me neither.
-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:13,619
Oh...
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(LAUGHS)
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LISA: Julie, is that you?
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So realistic.
219
00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,645
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
220
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Ugh.
221
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BRENDA: Come on, Sam,
we're waiting.
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Be right there!
223
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-All right.
-There she is.
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Took me 20 minutes to figure out
how to do video on this thing
225
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but I finally got it.
226
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-(CAMERA CLICKS)
-Nope.
227
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I took a picture of myself.
228
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Siri, video, please.
229
00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:04,711
Wow! That Chad is going
to rip through his little tuxedo pants.
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-Mom!
-What?
231
00:11:06,046 --> 00:11:07,297
-That's gross.
-Why?
232
00:11:07,464 --> 00:11:10,551
Because you're practically imagining
your daughter in sexual congress.
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You sicko.
234
00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:17,766
I was just trying to connect with you.
You never talk to us anymore.
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Hey, I got this.
236
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Okay.
237
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(SIGHS) Prom night, huh?
238
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I got sad and reflective
on my prom night, too.
239
00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:29,903
-You were?
-Yeah.
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I was scared I wasn't gonna stay friends
241
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with the guys I had been
around most of my life.
242
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But I was able to...
243
00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:36,660
Hey, baby, I love you so much.
You just really freaked her out.
244
00:11:37,244 --> 00:11:41,665
Sweetie, if you're worried about
that at all, just know you shouldn't be.
245
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You never stay friends
with people from high school.
246
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I mean, the oldest friend
I have is Jan from work
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and I've known her for three months.
248
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Who's Jan?
249
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You know Jan, babe.
She draws those silly cartoons.
250
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Oh, racist Jan.
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Yeah, that's the one.
252
00:11:53,594 --> 00:11:54,761
Who you are today
253
00:11:54,928 --> 00:11:58,432
is not who you're going to be.
And that's okay.
254
00:11:58,599 --> 00:12:00,809
-FRANK: That's good therapy.
-And who you become will be
255
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:03,478
so different that your friends
won't understand you anymore
256
00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:05,147
and then you will wake up and realize
257
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:08,692
these friendships are over.
This feels like a very painful divorce,
258
00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:10,235
just like the one I had with your father,
259
00:12:10,402 --> 00:12:12,529
but then you'll find a Frank.
260
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:15,616
Uh, I appreciate that,
but that's not my deal.
261
00:12:15,782 --> 00:12:18,285
I'm still cool with a lot
of my boys because on prom night,
262
00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:24,416
me, Dennis, Matt, and Cory all convinced
our friend Steve to join the Army.
263
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,460
He fought in the Persian Gulf War.
264
00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:28,170
He died right away.
265
00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:29,338
(SIGHS)
266
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:31,215
But once you go through
something like that,
267
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,425
you're bonded for life.
268
00:12:33,592 --> 00:12:37,054
The bedrock of deep meaningful friendships
is shared experience.
269
00:12:38,972 --> 00:12:41,475
I thought they were gonna
put him in the Reserves.
270
00:12:46,021 --> 00:12:47,689
That is some horseshit.
271
00:12:52,653 --> 00:12:54,029
Hmm.
272
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,698
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
273
00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:02,538
Wow.
274
00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:04,790
You look so beautiful!
275
00:13:04,873 --> 00:13:07,167
(GASPS) Turn around.
276
00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:10,963
-Wow.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
277
00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:12,422
Oh, my goodness.
278
00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:14,424
Wow.
279
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:17,177
So what's the big plan for after prom?
280
00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:19,179
Uh, we're just going to Austin's.
281
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:20,597
You really like him, huh?
282
00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:24,685
Yeah. Yeah, I mean... Yeah, he's cool.
It's not like serious or anything.
283
00:13:24,852 --> 00:13:26,812
His mom told me he got into UCLA.
284
00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:27,980
That's nice.
285
00:13:28,063 --> 00:13:29,773
Yeah, I mean, it's good.
286
00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:33,861
You remember that time when,
like, I thought about going to UCLA?
287
00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:34,945
Yes.
288
00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:38,031
That would've been crazy.
That would've been the worst mistake ever.
289
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:40,826
I don't think it would've been
that huge of a mistake.
290
00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:43,579
Uh, yes, it would have. (LAUGHS)
291
00:13:43,745 --> 00:13:47,749
University of Chicago is perfect.
It's 45 minutes away.
292
00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:51,378
So that way you're gone
but you're not gone, gone.
293
00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:53,213
But I'm gone.
294
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:55,716
Right. But not, like, gone.
295
00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:57,467
Right, but, like, I'm going to college
296
00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:01,305
and, like, I'm not gonna
live at home. So I'm, like, I'm gone.
297
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:02,973
Mmm-hmm.
298
00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:05,726
Why are my boobs so big?
299
00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:07,060
MITCHELL: Ready, Kayla?
300
00:14:07,144 --> 00:14:08,145
KAYLA: Yep.
301
00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:09,938
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
302
00:14:10,022 --> 00:14:12,858
And now, standing at 5' 7'',
303
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:15,402
5' 9'' if you count the heels,
304
00:14:15,569 --> 00:14:19,156
straight out of Great Lakes High School,
the prettiest girl in all of prom,
305
00:14:19,489 --> 00:14:21,658
Kayla Mannes.
306
00:14:21,742 --> 00:14:23,076
(WHOOPING)
307
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,703
(LAUGHING)
308
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:25,913
Oh.
309
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:27,331
Just high-fives from now on.
310
00:14:27,873 --> 00:14:28,916
Okay.
311
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,417
Oh, honey, I never thought
I'd see you in a dress!
312
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:32,211
MITCHELL: Technically
it's not a full dress.
313
00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:34,254
Some material is missing
from the middle there.
314
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:35,422
MARCIE: Okay.
315
00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:36,507
You look great.
316
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,634
All right, yeah, I think it's time to go.
317
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,928
Yes. Yeah. Honey, we gotta go.
318
00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,012
(SNIFFLES)
319
00:14:42,095 --> 00:14:43,096
Honey?
320
00:14:43,305 --> 00:14:44,890
Dad, are you okay?
321
00:14:45,307 --> 00:14:47,267
It's like when he watched Frozen.
322
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,561
Come on.
323
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,063
(SNIFFLES)
324
00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:52,773
LISA: Hi, how are you?
325
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,691
-Hi!
-Hi! How are you?
326
00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:55,943
Hi, Marcie.
327
00:14:56,026 --> 00:14:57,861
-(MOUTHING WORDS)
-Oh. Uh-huh.
328
00:14:58,403 --> 00:14:59,404
-Hey!
-Hey, Mitchell.
329
00:14:59,488 --> 00:15:00,739
-Haven't seen you in a while.
-Yeah.
330
00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:02,950
You know, I was worried when I never
heard back from you about hot yoga.
331
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,493
Called you a bunch of times.
332
00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,787
I ended up having to eat
that two-for-one Groupon.
333
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:08,413
Oh, yeah, I don't really
do the hot-yoga thing.
334
00:15:09,414 --> 00:15:10,874
We should catch up, though, right?
335
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,334
-Yeah.
-Like a lunch, I don't know.
336
00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:14,211
Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Give me a call.
337
00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,629
-I've been calling you.
-Mmm-hmm.
338
00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:17,297
It doesn't work.
339
00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:18,715
It's not effective.
340
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:24,096
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
341
00:15:24,179 --> 00:15:25,430
(LAPTOP CHIMES)
342
00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:27,724
(VIBRATES)
343
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:29,726
(LAPTOP CHIMES)
344
00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:34,523
(CHIMING)
345
00:15:34,606 --> 00:15:37,025
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-I don't even know! Wait, you guys.
346
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:39,528
Wait, this is, like, the best lighting
with the Valencia filter...
347
00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:41,363
Oh, God. All right. Here we go.
348
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:43,574
Yeah, okay. That's enough.
349
00:15:43,657 --> 00:15:44,700
-One more.
-We're good.
350
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:46,785
Oh, my God,
we need to get this party started.
351
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:48,120
-Ooh, okay, Julie.
-Hmm.
352
00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:49,288
I got you something.
353
00:15:50,706 --> 00:15:51,707
It's coconut oil.
354
00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:53,500
For lube.
355
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:56,879
I hear it works just as well and it makes
blowjobs taste like Almond Joy.
356
00:15:56,962 --> 00:15:59,131
(GASPS) Thank God it doesn't
taste like Mounds.
357
00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:01,216
I'd rather eat 10 dicks
than one Mound.
358
00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:03,969
Thank you. That's so sweet!
359
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,388
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
360
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:08,724
Me, too. You have to text me,
like, right away.
361
00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:10,475
Oh, my God,
we're gonna be doing it at the same time.
362
00:16:10,559 --> 00:16:12,477
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
We have to talk about it tomorrow.
363
00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:13,770
Yeah. You're gonna know every detail.
364
00:16:13,854 --> 00:16:15,939
-There's gonna be so much to talk...
-Guys? Hey, guys!
365
00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:19,318
I want in on this sex pact.
366
00:16:19,484 --> 00:16:22,487
Are you sure? You don't have to do this
just because we are.
367
00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:23,906
No, that's not why.
368
00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:26,116
I want to have sex.
369
00:16:26,283 --> 00:16:29,161
Yeah. That's something
all three of us have in common.
370
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:35,000
-Mmm-hmm.
-Chad is gonna tap that ass with his penis
371
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:38,003
and I doubt we'll have anal
the first time, but...
372
00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:40,297
All right!
373
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,423
This is gonna make tonight
even more perfect.
374
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:42,591
-Yeah.
-It's gonna be the three of us!
375
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,510
-SAM: Yes!
-(ALL LAUGH)
376
00:16:44,593 --> 00:16:46,595
HUNTER: Prom night, motherfuckers!
377
00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:49,056
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
378
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:50,766
Whoo!
379
00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,726
Rudy, it's coming up. Turn left, bro.
380
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:55,938
(EXCLAIMS) Jesus, Rudy!
What the fuck?
381
00:16:56,647 --> 00:16:59,358
Oh, my God. It's my fucking dad.
382
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:05,405
-(MILD MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
383
00:17:05,488 --> 00:17:09,117
HUNTER: Yeah! Prom night, bitches!
384
00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,911
Whoo-hoo!
385
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,706
-Oh, God, it's him.
-Arms up. Yo!
386
00:17:15,457 --> 00:17:19,878
(SINGING)
We gonna light it up like it's prom night
387
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:21,839
Taio Cruz.
388
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,297
Like it's prom night
389
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:24,675
You got this, girl.
390
00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:27,719
Don't mess this up because
that limo is totally awesome.
391
00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:30,639
Sam! Sam!
392
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:32,975
Taio Cruz. Whoo.
393
00:17:34,977 --> 00:17:36,228
(SQUELCHES)
394
00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:37,312
Sorry.
395
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:39,022
-Sorry. Oh!
-(SIGHS)
396
00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:40,691
Whoo. (CLEARS THROAT)
397
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:43,193
(SIGHS)
398
00:17:48,574 --> 00:17:49,950
You're so grown up! (CHUCKLES)
399
00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,660
Dad, what are you doing here?
400
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,248
You think I'm gonna miss the most
important night of your young life?
401
00:17:56,331 --> 00:17:57,332
That's graduation.
402
00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,626
No. Graduation's for losers.
403
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,003
I didn't even go to my graduation.
404
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:03,255
But prom night, that's a big one.
405
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:05,382
Prom was the best night of my life.
406
00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,050
I think about it every day
407
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,844
and I want you to have
the same experience.
408
00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:10,387
Tonight you have fun,
409
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:13,724
you don't worry about any rules
that your mom or Frank laid down.
410
00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:15,434
No one gives a fuck about Frank.
411
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:18,187
All I know is this. You look amazing
and I would love to grab a quick pic.
412
00:18:18,353 --> 00:18:22,274
No. Go stand with the other parents
and try to be normal.
413
00:18:22,441 --> 00:18:24,276
Sam, I'm not a normal parent.
414
00:18:24,443 --> 00:18:25,819
I don't even...
415
00:18:26,195 --> 00:18:27,237
Holy shit, you invited Hunter?
416
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:28,363
No, of course not.
417
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,407
I haven't talked to him
since he and Brenda got divorced.
418
00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:32,242
-You know he calls me all the time?
-What?
419
00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:33,952
He wants to play darts.
I don't play darts!
420
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:35,579
-Darts?
-You kidding me?
421
00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:37,456
Anyway, I can't hang out
with him. I'll be guilty by association.
422
00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:40,626
No. No, I will never forgive
that babysitter fucker.
423
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:42,252
-Hey, Hunter!
-Hey, man. Good to see you.
424
00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:43,670
What up?
425
00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,465
-Ah...
-Ah!
426
00:18:46,548 --> 00:18:48,175
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
427
00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:49,718
Did you have another daughter?
428
00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:51,595
I did. I did.
429
00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:53,764
-Thank you. It's been wonderful.
-(LAUGHING) Yeah.
430
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,558
I'm thinking about doing that again.
You know, the whole second round?
431
00:18:56,725 --> 00:18:59,436
I think a lot of dads kind of
get it right the second time around.
432
00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:02,898
Or, you know, you could just
raise the one that you have.
433
00:19:03,065 --> 00:19:05,901
Well, I did.
Too late for that. Raised, job done.
434
00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:07,986
-Hi, honey.
-Actually, I heard
435
00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:11,365
if you spend a significant
amount of time with your children
436
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:15,702
that you develop some kind of,
like, telekinetic bond with them.
437
00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:17,621
-Is that true?
-I've heard. Mmm-hmm.
438
00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:21,208
I hope it's not true because if it is, Sam
has been looking at a lot of Asian porn.
439
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,376
(LISA LAUGHS HESITANTLY)
440
00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,336
-(LAUGHS)
-My wife's Asian.
441
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:26,839
-Indian.
-That's Asian.
442
00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:28,632
This is more like, uh...
443
00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:31,927
-It looks like the typical Asian.
-Yep, good seeing you, man.
444
00:19:32,094 --> 00:19:33,470
Okay, good to see you,
brother. You know what I mean.
445
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:36,557
Who's this guy?
Who are you?
446
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:37,724
Dad, this is my date.
447
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:38,809
CONNOR: Hi.
448
00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:40,727
Uh, it's great to meet you, sir.
I'm... I'm Connor.
449
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:43,021
Connor and I were in the same
science class. We're lab partners.
450
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:46,316
Yeah. We're working
on our chemistry. (LAUGHS)
451
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:47,860
Uh...
452
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:51,280
I'm gonna get a napkin,
if that's cool.
453
00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:52,781
Okay.
454
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,493
Okay, so, uh... (SIGHS)
455
00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:59,872
With this, it's one shot
to the groin, stab, and drag.
456
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:03,667
I refuse to believe
she couldn't do better than that loser.
457
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:05,711
Oh, I think Chad seems nice.
458
00:20:05,878 --> 00:20:08,505
HUNTER: Chad?
No, Chad's amazing. Look at that fedora.
459
00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:10,841
I'm not talking about Chad,
I'm talking about fucking Frank.
460
00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:12,009
What a dick.
461
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,928
LISA: Frank does not seem
like a dick to me.
462
00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:16,513
He seems like a nice guy.
And you know what?
463
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,516
Don't blame Brenda.
It's really hard being alone.
464
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:21,310
HUNTER: Let's just agree
to disagree on Frank.
465
00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:23,312
Here they come.
Okay, just be cool.
466
00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:25,230
He's gonna talk about his
tow truck company instantly.
467
00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:28,025
I guarantee you he's gonna
throw that shit in my face.
468
00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:29,526
Be cool, be cool, be cool.
469
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,945
-(CLEARS THROAT) Brenda.
-Hunter.
470
00:20:33,113 --> 00:20:34,114
Frank.
471
00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:35,199
Lisa.
472
00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:36,617
What'd I do?
473
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,786
I'm sorry, I don't know why I just
said your name like that. This is so nice.
474
00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:41,288
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
475
00:20:43,665 --> 00:20:45,375
-(EXHALES)
-Okay.
476
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:46,835
No, no, no.
Leese, Leese, Leese.
477
00:20:47,002 --> 00:20:48,670
LISA: I gotta go get Julie's wrap.
478
00:20:48,754 --> 00:20:50,464
HUNTER: Mmm. (SIGHS)
479
00:20:50,547 --> 00:20:53,091
Were you gonna let our daughter
take a fucking Lyft to prom?
480
00:20:53,258 --> 00:20:54,259
What is this, Afghanistan?
481
00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:55,677
How'd you pay for that limo, Hunter?
482
00:20:55,761 --> 00:20:56,970
'Cause I know your credit's
in the shitter.
483
00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,430
It is.
484
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,474
Because I bought
your mom a wheelchair.
485
00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:01,808
She's gonna pay you back.
486
00:21:01,975 --> 00:21:03,101
With what money, Brenda?
487
00:21:03,268 --> 00:21:05,187
Can she pay me back with crackers
that she steals from restaurants?
488
00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:07,397
I don't wanna talk about your mom,
I don't wanna talk about her wheelchair.
489
00:21:07,564 --> 00:21:10,484
All I care about is that my daughter
has the greatest night of her life.
490
00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,694
If it was her greatest night,
you would not be here.
491
00:21:13,362 --> 00:21:15,697
-Oh, what a sick burn.
-All right, all right, all right.
492
00:21:15,864 --> 00:21:17,658
-Good.
-Wait, yo, yo, yo, we're all adults here.
493
00:21:17,824 --> 00:21:20,035
Let's not make it uncomfortable.
494
00:21:20,202 --> 00:21:22,496
If you're gonna be
around more, let's have a beer sometime.
495
00:21:22,663 --> 00:21:25,290
Okay, first of all, I don't
wanna go to have a beer with you.
496
00:21:25,457 --> 00:21:27,376
I don't wanna hang out with you.
I don't like you, I don't like your wife.
497
00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:30,045
I don't like your guys' deal.
I think it sucks and it's played out.
498
00:21:30,212 --> 00:21:32,548
Hey, if you ever change
your mind, here's my card.
499
00:21:32,714 --> 00:21:33,715
Ah, here we go.
500
00:21:34,132 --> 00:21:36,218
"Tow with Frank." Where'd you
come up with that name?
501
00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:38,136
-It's very straightforward.
-All right, I'll tell you this.
502
00:21:38,303 --> 00:21:39,805
The design of that card
is pretty cool.
503
00:21:39,972 --> 00:21:41,515
And my favorite part
is right fucking there.
504
00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:42,850
Oh.
505
00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:15,716
BRENDA: Wow,
that is just... No, that's us, Frank.
506
00:22:15,883 --> 00:22:18,093
-You've taken about 15 goddamn selfies.
-I got it. I got it.
507
00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:19,970
-Yeah!
-All right.
508
00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:22,222
Bye, Mom.
509
00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:23,807
-Have fun, honey. Okay.
-KAYLA: I will.
510
00:22:24,057 --> 00:22:25,058
Bye, Dad.
511
00:22:25,142 --> 00:22:27,853
Remember, stab, turn, drag.
512
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,021
I don't have the knife, Dad.
513
00:22:29,188 --> 00:22:30,189
Yes, you do.
Check your clutch.
514
00:22:30,606 --> 00:22:31,732
Ugh.
515
00:22:32,441 --> 00:22:34,151
Hey, uh, it's been a pleasure, sir.
516
00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:36,528
I really, um... I'm honored.
517
00:22:37,613 --> 00:22:38,614
-(SLAPS HAND)
-Oh!
518
00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,617
Intense, professional grip. Cheers!
519
00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:43,368
Take it easy, big guy. Hey, uh...
520
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:47,039
You guys have a good night, too, you know.
521
00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:48,207
MARCIE: Thank you.
522
00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:50,209
See that smirk?
What was up with that smirk?
523
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:52,211
You are intense.
524
00:22:52,294 --> 00:22:53,295
-HUNTER: Sam.
-Oh.
525
00:22:53,378 --> 00:22:54,796
-Hey! Mr. Lockwood.
-Hey!
526
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,881
-Pleasure to meet you.
-Chad, yes.
527
00:22:55,964 --> 00:22:58,300
-Come on, man. Bring it in.
-Yes. Good. Yeah.
528
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,801
My hat?
529
00:22:59,885 --> 00:23:02,012
-I wanna talk to Sam real quick.
-Yeah, okay.
530
00:23:02,429 --> 00:23:03,972
Let me get a picture real quick.
531
00:23:04,056 --> 00:23:05,057
-Chad.
-Oh.
532
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:06,475
-Real quick photo. Just, just so fast.
-Okay.
533
00:23:06,642 --> 00:23:08,477
Don't even fuck
with the filter. Just plain.
534
00:23:08,644 --> 00:23:10,229
Here we go. There we go.
535
00:23:10,395 --> 00:23:12,147
And then you wanna get
a quick one of me and Chad real quick?
536
00:23:12,314 --> 00:23:13,690
-That sounds cool. Yep.
-Okay.
537
00:23:13,857 --> 00:23:16,276
Sammy, here you go, baby.
Real quick. Just a couple fun ones.
538
00:23:16,443 --> 00:23:17,444
CHAD: Like this?
539
00:23:17,528 --> 00:23:19,154
-Bros.
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
540
00:23:19,571 --> 00:23:20,739
HUNTER: Duck lips.
541
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,866
-And then just kind of a...
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
542
00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:25,911
Julie. Can I talk to you a second?
543
00:23:26,078 --> 00:23:27,871
JULIE: We gotta go. I love you.
544
00:23:27,955 --> 00:23:28,956
I'd really like to talk to you.
545
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,499
But I really gotta go.
546
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:32,167
Okay, fine.
Just don't forget your wrap.
547
00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:34,336
It's okay. I don't think I need it.
548
00:23:34,503 --> 00:23:35,504
Are you sure?
549
00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:38,298
Because we live in Chicago,
and it's chilly.
550
00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:39,967
I don't know about other places,
551
00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:43,387
but it gets cold in Illinois.
552
00:23:44,888 --> 00:23:47,057
It's not that cold tonight,
so I don't think I need it, okay?
553
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,141
Okay, Julie, wait.
554
00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:50,519
So you'll call me when you get
to Austin's after prom? Right?
555
00:23:50,686 --> 00:23:51,687
Right.
556
00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:53,313
Okay.
557
00:23:53,647 --> 00:23:55,107
-Okay.
-I love you.
558
00:23:55,274 --> 00:23:56,900
Okay. I love you.
559
00:23:58,443 --> 00:23:59,444
Okay!
560
00:23:59,528 --> 00:24:00,779
(EXHALES)
561
00:24:00,863 --> 00:24:02,739
-(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
-Okay.
562
00:24:02,823 --> 00:24:04,408
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
563
00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:10,163
-(GIRLS CHEERING)
-CHAD: This is so cool!
564
00:24:10,789 --> 00:24:12,040
-(CORK POPS)
-Oh!
565
00:24:12,124 --> 00:24:14,084
-Blow it out!
-(ALL WHOOPING)
566
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:16,837
CONNOR: Chad, I, um, I saw you
do Pippin last year.
567
00:24:17,004 --> 00:24:18,171
That was really good.
568
00:24:18,797 --> 00:24:21,800
Yeah, you're a really good singer, man.
What are you doing this year?
569
00:24:21,967 --> 00:24:25,596
CHAD: We're actually doing Arnold,
which is an all-male version of Annie.
570
00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:28,140
RUDY: Caught you drinking!
(LAUGHING)
571
00:24:28,307 --> 00:24:30,392
Just kidding, y'all.
I may look like a parent
572
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:32,519
but I assure you, I am no narc.
573
00:24:33,061 --> 00:24:34,605
Thank you, sir.
574
00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:38,567
Not done yet. Name's Rudy.
575
00:24:38,817 --> 00:24:40,110
I did not go to my prom. No.
576
00:24:40,277 --> 00:24:43,655
My leg was crushed by a cement truck
so I could not dance but...
577
00:24:43,989 --> 00:24:45,908
So I've made it my mission in life,
578
00:24:46,491 --> 00:24:49,411
my whole career,
to make sure that little kids like you
579
00:24:49,578 --> 00:24:51,413
have a wonderful night
to remember forever.
580
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:55,292
So just sit back, relax,
and enjoy your prom night.
581
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,586
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-Okay.
582
00:24:57,753 --> 00:24:59,379
RUDY: Oh, fuck,
that was the turn! Fuck!
583
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,090
-(WATER RUNNING)
-(DISHES CLATTERING)
584
00:25:02,174 --> 00:25:03,175
MITCHELL: Hey, Leese?
585
00:25:03,634 --> 00:25:05,177
You got any S.O.S. pads?
586
00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:08,597
I'm soaking those pans, but you burnt
the shit out of that mac and cheese.
587
00:25:10,182 --> 00:25:11,475
Sponge just isn't gonna cut it.
588
00:25:11,725 --> 00:25:13,435
Thanks for helping clean up.
589
00:25:13,602 --> 00:25:15,229
Don't mention this one.
590
00:25:15,395 --> 00:25:18,440
I mean, Marcie brought
the baby home early and...
591
00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:22,778
I gotta keep busy. I gotta keep
my mind off of Kayla and "Connor."
592
00:25:23,779 --> 00:25:25,906
That's not the right way to use those.
593
00:25:26,073 --> 00:25:29,243
'Cause his name is actually Connor. So...
594
00:25:30,994 --> 00:25:32,412
It's okay.
595
00:25:32,579 --> 00:25:34,915
-UCLA?
-Uh-huh.
596
00:25:34,998 --> 00:25:36,124
I didn't mean to snoop, but I'm...
597
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,209
No, no. It's okay.
598
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,418
I mean, I don't think it's a real thing.
599
00:25:38,585 --> 00:25:40,754
She's not actually gonna go.
600
00:25:40,921 --> 00:25:43,590
I think she just applied
for fun. She didn't...
601
00:25:43,757 --> 00:25:44,925
Why, have you heard differently?
602
00:25:45,092 --> 00:25:46,718
I would assume it's to go,
603
00:25:46,802 --> 00:25:49,638
but she very well
could have applied ironically.
604
00:25:49,805 --> 00:25:51,014
I mean, you know millennials, right?
605
00:25:51,098 --> 00:25:52,599
-Hmm.
-Wherever she goes...
606
00:25:52,975 --> 00:25:54,560
You're gonna have a bunch
of time on your hands.
607
00:25:54,726 --> 00:25:56,854
You can figure out what you wanna do
for the back nine of your life.
608
00:25:56,937 --> 00:25:58,605
-(LAPTOP CHIMING)
-Uh-huh. Yeah.
609
00:25:59,898 --> 00:26:02,317
I think Julie left her laptop open.
610
00:26:03,277 --> 00:26:04,611
Julie's doing a lot of texting.
611
00:26:04,778 --> 00:26:06,321
-Mmm-hmm.
-Is everything okay?
612
00:26:07,072 --> 00:26:08,490
Maybe we should check to see?
613
00:26:08,657 --> 00:26:10,033
-Peace of mind.
-Yeah.
614
00:26:10,117 --> 00:26:11,743
(CHIMING CONTINUES)
615
00:26:14,538 --> 00:26:16,081
MITCHELL: What the hell is that?
616
00:26:16,248 --> 00:26:17,916
LISA: I have no idea.
617
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,835
-(TOILET FLUSHES)
-(CHIMING CONTINUES)
618
00:26:21,128 --> 00:26:22,296
What are you still doing here?
619
00:26:22,462 --> 00:26:26,592
Hey, your, uh,
mac and cheese is messed up.
620
00:26:26,675 --> 00:26:28,677
(CHIMING CONTINUES)
621
00:26:29,761 --> 00:26:31,763
Are you guys snooping on your kids?
622
00:26:31,930 --> 00:26:33,140
That is not cool.
623
00:26:33,307 --> 00:26:35,475
No, it's not snooping
if the information shows up.
624
00:26:35,642 --> 00:26:36,768
That's exactly what snooping is.
625
00:26:36,935 --> 00:26:38,770
No, it's like the Patriot Act.
626
00:26:38,937 --> 00:26:39,938
Well, it's not like the Patriot Act.
627
00:26:40,105 --> 00:26:41,148
It's like snooping.
628
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:43,650
Okay. We don't know
what they're talking about, so...
629
00:26:43,817 --> 00:26:44,985
-What?
-Okay.
630
00:26:45,152 --> 00:26:47,279
Oh, is it like puzzles?
Ooh, I love puzzles.
631
00:26:47,446 --> 00:26:48,530
I just saw Inferno.
632
00:26:48,697 --> 00:26:49,740
MITCHELL: Yeah, great.
What are they saying?
633
00:26:49,907 --> 00:26:52,534
Okay, so there's something
about an eggplant handshake.
634
00:26:52,618 --> 00:26:53,619
Eggplant agreement.
635
00:26:53,702 --> 00:26:55,579
Yeah. They got an agreement
to make eggplant Parmesan.
636
00:26:55,746 --> 00:26:57,456
No, eggplants are dicks
in teenage emoji language.
637
00:26:57,623 --> 00:26:58,874
-What?
-LISA: You know what, that's true.
638
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:01,668
Julie told me that the emojis have...
They all have secret meanings.
639
00:27:01,835 --> 00:27:03,295
-Mmm-hmm.
-So, like, trees are weed
640
00:27:03,462 --> 00:27:06,507
and snowflakes are cocaine and
641
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,300
that thing is "yas queen."
642
00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:09,510
Yas queen!
643
00:27:09,593 --> 00:27:11,094
-What the hell is that?
-You've never heard of "yas queen"?
644
00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:12,304
-MITCHELL: No.
-All right, grandpa.
645
00:27:12,471 --> 00:27:17,100
Hold on. Julie is making some kind
of a dick-related agreement here.
646
00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:19,228
Kayla is in on the agreement.
647
00:27:19,394 --> 00:27:20,687
No fucking way.
648
00:27:20,854 --> 00:27:22,773
Okay, clown face.
What the fuck does that mean?
649
00:27:23,190 --> 00:27:25,734
That means she's down to clown.
650
00:27:27,611 --> 00:27:28,612
LISA: Okay.
MITCHELL: Three eggplants?
651
00:27:28,779 --> 00:27:30,531
And look at the drool
coming out of that smiley face.
652
00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:31,615
You wish that was drool.
653
00:27:31,698 --> 00:27:32,824
-That's cum, my man.
-Stand down!
654
00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:34,451
It is. Look, it's cum.
He's, like... (EXCLAIMS)
655
00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:37,454
This is sex if I've ever
seen it illustrated in emoji form.
656
00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:40,332
No, no, no. Maybe not.
They're best friends. They're just saying,
657
00:27:40,499 --> 00:27:42,125
like, "You're okay with me.
658
00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:44,253
-"You're okay to me. You're okay to me."
-You say that to your friends?
659
00:27:44,419 --> 00:27:46,797
Whenever I see my friends,
I go, "Hey! You're okay with me."
660
00:27:46,964 --> 00:27:48,257
I don't use these!
661
00:27:48,423 --> 00:27:50,092
Hold on. Agreement hands,
agreement hands,
662
00:27:50,259 --> 00:27:52,219
agreement hands.
This is a... It's a sex agreement.
663
00:27:52,386 --> 00:27:54,471
-They're making a sex pact.
-(STAMMERS)
664
00:27:54,638 --> 00:27:56,306
They're gonna lose their
virginity on prom night.
665
00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:57,891
That cannot be a sex pact.
666
00:27:58,058 --> 00:27:59,601
That? That is friendship.
667
00:27:59,768 --> 00:28:03,730
And that is the bond of friendship
that can never be broken.
668
00:28:03,897 --> 00:28:05,107
-I mean, maybe.
-Yeah.
669
00:28:05,274 --> 00:28:06,775
Oh! Just look, they wrote
"Sex Pact 2018."
670
00:28:06,942 --> 00:28:09,528
(BANGS TABLE)
I fucking knew it! I love puzzles.
671
00:28:09,695 --> 00:28:11,530
I told you guys.
Have you seen Inferno?
672
00:28:11,697 --> 00:28:13,198
-Call your kid.
-Leese, have you seen Inferno?
673
00:28:13,365 --> 00:28:14,575
Have you guys seen Inferno?
674
00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:16,577
I figured it out in two seconds.
Did you see Inferno?
675
00:28:16,743 --> 00:28:18,495
The guy jumps off the thing
in the beginning. He's got a virus.
676
00:28:18,662 --> 00:28:20,122
Have you seen Inferno
with Tom Hanks?
677
00:28:20,289 --> 00:28:21,290
Okay.
678
00:28:21,456 --> 00:28:22,833
-Okay, she's not answering her phone.
-Yeah, Kayla isn't either.
679
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,543
Okay, what the heck is happening?
680
00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:26,044
She's always been honest with me.
681
00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:27,921
She's always told me the truth,
682
00:28:28,005 --> 00:28:30,549
and now I'm just swimming
in a pool of lies.
683
00:28:30,716 --> 00:28:32,384
Okay. Here's what's gonna happen.
684
00:28:32,551 --> 00:28:35,012
She's gonna have sex
with that Austin kid
685
00:28:35,179 --> 00:28:38,056
and then she's gonna
think that she has all these feelings,
686
00:28:38,223 --> 00:28:40,225
which she does not actually have,
687
00:28:40,392 --> 00:28:42,728
and then she's gonna drive across country
688
00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:45,522
and follow him and ruin her fucking life!
689
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:48,400
Okay, I think that's a pretty big leap
to make when you read a couple...
690
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:51,653
MITCHELL: I have invested
every single piece of my being
691
00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:53,655
into preparing Kayla
for success, and now this?
692
00:28:54,156 --> 00:28:58,243
She is about to have sex
with some dipshit with a "man bun."
693
00:28:58,410 --> 00:29:00,787
You're not using those
in the right way.
694
00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:03,165
Hey, can we all come back
to "Planet Earth"?
695
00:29:03,332 --> 00:29:04,708
'Cause this is not a big deal.
696
00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:07,419
They're teenage girls.
They have sex.
697
00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:10,422
Do you freak out when you see
a bee fucking a flower?
698
00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:14,760
I'm gonna stop her.
699
00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:15,969
I'm in.
700
00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:17,846
Let's cockblock
those motherfuckers.
701
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,806
Whoa... (STAMMERS)
702
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:20,891
No, sir. Uh-uh.
703
00:29:20,974 --> 00:29:23,519
No, no, no, no. I promised Sam
the greatest night of her life
704
00:29:23,685 --> 00:29:25,229
and if you guys fuck up
your daughters' night,
705
00:29:25,395 --> 00:29:27,856
it's gonna fuck up my daughter's night,
and that shit is "not cool."
706
00:29:28,023 --> 00:29:29,358
I don't give a fuck
what's cool with you.
707
00:29:29,525 --> 00:29:30,984
Let's go, Mitchell. I'll drive.
708
00:29:31,151 --> 00:29:32,653
Hey! Hey, hey, wait! No, no, no.
709
00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:34,196
You wanna go?
710
00:29:34,363 --> 00:29:35,822
-You got to go through me.
-(LISA GRUNTS)
711
00:29:36,031 --> 00:29:38,283
Oh, Jesus. Okay,
you called my bluff. Wait.
712
00:29:38,784 --> 00:29:39,826
Wait! Hey!
713
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:42,037
MITCHELL: Get off! Get off of me! Get off!
HUNTER: Hey! Hey!
714
00:29:42,204 --> 00:29:43,497
Not cool!
715
00:29:43,664 --> 00:29:44,873
This is "not cool"!
716
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,459
Hey! What's the plan?
This is stupid.
717
00:29:51,129 --> 00:29:52,172
Fuck off.
718
00:29:52,714 --> 00:29:53,715
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
719
00:29:53,799 --> 00:29:54,925
What the fuck are you doing?
720
00:29:55,092 --> 00:29:57,719
I just need to talk
to my daughter for five minutes.
721
00:29:57,886 --> 00:29:58,887
Get out of the car!
722
00:29:58,971 --> 00:29:59,972
You get out.
723
00:30:00,055 --> 00:30:01,056
-You get out!
-You get out!
724
00:30:01,139 --> 00:30:02,140
Stop saying what I'm saying!
725
00:30:02,224 --> 00:30:04,226
-Stop saying what I'm saying.
-Stop saying what I'm saying!
726
00:30:04,393 --> 00:30:05,602
-Stop! Okay. Listen, listen.
-Hey!
727
00:30:05,769 --> 00:30:07,229
Okay, everyone calm down, calm down.
728
00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:09,314
MITCHELL: The window!
No, the window!
729
00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:11,483
Hey! What the fuck! No!
730
00:30:12,568 --> 00:30:14,152
(GROANING)
731
00:30:15,445 --> 00:30:16,738
Damn, these are new shorts!
732
00:30:16,822 --> 00:30:17,823
Truce, truce!
733
00:30:17,906 --> 00:30:19,908
Truce, truce, truce.
734
00:30:21,243 --> 00:30:22,786
-(HORN HONKS)
-I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
735
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:24,454
-(YELPS)
-Oh, my fucking God!
736
00:30:24,538 --> 00:30:25,539
Uh...
737
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:27,541
I'm sorry, man.
738
00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:30,294
It's not gonna work.
You're not Schwarzenegger!
739
00:30:32,421 --> 00:30:33,922
How is that possible?
740
00:30:34,089 --> 00:30:35,883
How is that possible? Oh, shit!
741
00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:37,551
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
742
00:30:37,718 --> 00:30:38,802
My balls! My balls!
743
00:30:39,303 --> 00:30:40,304
Your ass is so...
744
00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:42,890
(BOTH GRUNTING)
745
00:30:42,973 --> 00:30:44,433
HUNTER: Hey! Hey! Not cool!
746
00:30:44,516 --> 00:30:46,393
Ah! You're bullying me!
747
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,396
This is bullying!
What you're doing is wrong!
748
00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:53,066
You know your daughter's
in this stupid sex pact, too.
749
00:30:53,233 --> 00:30:54,735
Yeah, and she's not gonna
do anything about it, okay?
750
00:30:54,902 --> 00:30:56,945
Like you would know
what your daughter's gonna do.
751
00:30:57,404 --> 00:30:59,406
Okay, first of all, ouch!
752
00:30:59,573 --> 00:31:02,826
Second of all, I know nothing is gonna
happen with Sam because...
753
00:31:03,243 --> 00:31:04,536
Because she's gay. (SIGHS)
754
00:31:05,329 --> 00:31:07,331
Really? Did she come out to you?
755
00:31:07,497 --> 00:31:09,958
No, of course not.
She barely speaks to me.
756
00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:11,877
-Then how do you know?
-Because, bro,
757
00:31:12,044 --> 00:31:14,671
I'm her dad.
And there's just some things you know.
758
00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:17,299
Chad is nothing. He's like a beard.
759
00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:20,552
Or whatever a lesbian beard is. A merkin?
760
00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:21,762
I don't know. The point is,
761
00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:23,931
I guarantee you
they don't even kiss, okay?
762
00:31:24,306 --> 00:31:25,307
I'm not worried about that.
763
00:31:25,474 --> 00:31:27,518
I'm worried about
you two dicks fucking up her night.
764
00:31:27,684 --> 00:31:29,645
Okay, well, what you don't
understand is that
765
00:31:29,811 --> 00:31:32,231
sex can be very confusing
for young girls,
766
00:31:32,397 --> 00:31:35,150
and make them say things
and do things that they might regret.
767
00:31:35,484 --> 00:31:36,735
Like dropping out of college
768
00:31:36,902 --> 00:31:39,112
to follow around
the Dave Matthews Band
769
00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:42,199
with a guy they think they love who then
winds up getting them pregnant
770
00:31:42,366 --> 00:31:43,784
and then leaving them
771
00:31:43,951 --> 00:31:48,580
for the girl who makes grilled cheese
sandwiches with hash aioli on them.
772
00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:53,835
Yeah, that is a extremely
specific scenario
773
00:31:54,002 --> 00:31:55,629
and that won't happen to Julie.
774
00:31:55,796 --> 00:31:58,549
Dave's not even touring right now.
He's taking time off for fatherhood.
775
00:31:58,715 --> 00:32:00,300
It was me, you idiot.
776
00:32:00,843 --> 00:32:02,302
Me. That happened to me.
777
00:32:02,928 --> 00:32:03,929
Yeah.
778
00:32:04,137 --> 00:32:06,849
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
779
00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,860
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
-You weren't ready! Okay, one more.
780
00:32:17,943 --> 00:32:18,944
Smile.
781
00:32:19,736 --> 00:32:20,737
I closed my eye.
782
00:32:21,363 --> 00:32:22,865
Oh, my God!
783
00:32:23,031 --> 00:32:25,492
(GASPS) You guys!
This is our song!
784
00:32:25,659 --> 00:32:27,244
Do you remember
when we got snowed in at Sam's
785
00:32:27,411 --> 00:32:29,496
-and we played this like over and over?
-Yes!
786
00:32:29,663 --> 00:32:31,623
-We have to dance!
-This is our jam!
787
00:32:31,707 --> 00:32:33,542
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
788
00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:46,847
-Hey!
-Hey!
789
00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,182
Hey! I want a drink.
790
00:32:48,265 --> 00:32:49,266
Okay, yeah, let's go get one.
791
00:32:49,349 --> 00:32:51,310
No, no, no, no. Like, a drink.
792
00:32:51,476 --> 00:32:53,061
-Oh, you want a drink-drink.
-Yeah.
793
00:32:53,228 --> 00:32:55,105
Okay, let me call my guy.
794
00:32:55,272 --> 00:32:56,273
Hello, Mr. Drink Drink.
795
00:32:56,982 --> 00:32:57,983
Let's go get fucked up!
796
00:32:58,150 --> 00:32:59,151
Okay.
797
00:32:59,568 --> 00:33:01,445
Kayla, Kayla! Ah.
798
00:33:01,528 --> 00:33:02,779
(SONG CONTINUES)
799
00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:09,077
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
800
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,996
(INAUDIBLE)
801
00:33:12,748 --> 00:33:14,166
Hey, Chad!
802
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,001
I'm gonna go
get, uh, some dessert.
803
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:17,502
Get me two!
804
00:33:17,586 --> 00:33:18,879
(LAUGHS)
805
00:33:19,504 --> 00:33:22,007
(SONG CONTINUES)
806
00:33:27,721 --> 00:33:30,432
Hey, Angelica, it's a nice cape.
807
00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:31,850
Uh, hey, Sam,
808
00:33:32,017 --> 00:33:33,143
thank you.
809
00:33:36,522 --> 00:33:41,026
Um, yeah, it's a Galadriel cape that
I made a couple months ago for LordCon.
810
00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:42,236
Figured I could wear it again.
811
00:33:42,402 --> 00:33:45,197
Not too much overlap on the guest list.
812
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,615
(LAUGHS)
813
00:33:47,407 --> 00:33:48,575
Yeah. Totally.
814
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,077
(LAUGHS)
815
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:52,287
Who'd you come here with?
816
00:33:52,371 --> 00:33:54,289
Um... Just my friends.
817
00:33:54,915 --> 00:33:56,959
Lauren and I broke up.
818
00:33:58,043 --> 00:33:59,169
Oh!
819
00:33:59,253 --> 00:34:01,255
No hard feelings though.
820
00:34:01,338 --> 00:34:04,383
Um, she's still a little confused.
821
00:34:05,801 --> 00:34:07,803
How do you think one becomes
822
00:34:08,512 --> 00:34:11,265
not confused?
823
00:34:12,182 --> 00:34:15,143
It's probably different for everyone.
824
00:34:15,309 --> 00:34:18,521
But for me, when I kissed
Brad Markowski, I started to suspect it,
825
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:22,818
and then last year when I touched
Dash Lowenstein's dick, I was like,
826
00:34:22,985 --> 00:34:25,570
"Fuck no." It was like
holding a dead snake.
827
00:34:25,945 --> 00:34:26,947
Hmm.
828
00:34:29,115 --> 00:34:31,742
But I guess you never know
until you try.
829
00:34:32,577 --> 00:34:35,038
(SONG CONTINUES)
830
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,753
Uh, before I do drink this, though,
831
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,171
I just wanna let you know
832
00:34:43,338 --> 00:34:45,715
that I am fully planning
on having sex tonight.
833
00:34:47,217 --> 00:34:48,719
With... With you.
834
00:34:49,177 --> 00:34:51,762
Yeah, I mean, wherever
the wind blows us.
835
00:34:52,139 --> 00:34:53,849
Well, the wind's gonna
blow us there.
836
00:34:54,224 --> 00:34:55,601
Wherever the night
takes us.
837
00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:58,061
It's gonna take your penis
into my vagina.
838
00:34:58,228 --> 00:35:01,023
Okay. Uh... You know,
if the universe wills it.
839
00:35:01,190 --> 00:35:03,567
And the universe will will it.
840
00:35:05,194 --> 00:35:07,821
-Thanks for letting me know. I guess.
-(LAUGHING)
841
00:35:09,364 --> 00:35:10,657
-(COUGHS)
-Uh, yeah.
842
00:35:10,782 --> 00:35:12,117
-Oh, my God!
-I warned you.
843
00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:13,827
-This is what gin tastes like?
-No, no.
844
00:35:13,994 --> 00:35:16,330
-I've heard that gin sucks and this sucks.
-No, it's...
845
00:35:16,997 --> 00:35:19,374
-I made it. Um...
-Oh.
846
00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:21,668
This is so dumb. Okay?
847
00:35:21,835 --> 00:35:24,296
Yeah, our kids are gonna hate us
because you're gonna humiliate them.
848
00:35:24,463 --> 00:35:27,132
I'm not gonna humiliate Julie.
We're best friends.
849
00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:28,300
I'm the cool mom.
850
00:35:28,383 --> 00:35:30,052
Hunter, don't make me
sit on your balls again.
851
00:35:30,219 --> 00:35:32,387
Stop, stop, stop it,
stop, stop!
852
00:35:32,554 --> 00:35:35,182
This is how they're gonna
be remembered in high school,
853
00:35:35,349 --> 00:35:37,935
as the weirdos whose parents
dragged them out of prom
854
00:35:38,101 --> 00:35:39,645
because they were afraid
of their sexuality.
855
00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:42,940
It's not something that should be feared,
it should be celebrated.
856
00:35:44,358 --> 00:35:47,027
And... And we have to empower
these young women.
857
00:35:47,194 --> 00:35:49,655
I mean, what year is it, guys? It's 2018.
858
00:35:49,738 --> 00:35:50,989
(CAR HONKS)
859
00:35:51,365 --> 00:35:53,075
-Jesus Christ!
-MITCHELL: Oh, gross.
860
00:35:53,242 --> 00:35:54,284
HUNTER: Okay, you know what?
861
00:35:54,368 --> 00:35:55,744
That's an unfortunate coincidence.
862
00:35:55,911 --> 00:35:57,162
Get a fucking room!
863
00:35:57,246 --> 00:35:59,248
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
864
00:36:02,751 --> 00:36:03,835
-(SHOUTS)
-(YELPS)
865
00:36:03,919 --> 00:36:05,879
(BOTH LAUGHING)
866
00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:07,422
Let's take a picture!
867
00:36:07,589 --> 00:36:09,299
Kayla! Let's take a picture right now.
868
00:36:09,466 --> 00:36:11,176
Okay, cool!
869
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,344
Cheese!
870
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,972
Oh, my God,
my mom called me, like, 15 times.
871
00:36:15,138 --> 00:36:16,807
-She's crazy!
-Nope.
872
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:18,016
-No. That's a no.
-That's kind of funny.
873
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:20,394
-Boom! Airplane mode.
-No.
874
00:36:20,561 --> 00:36:22,855
Yeah. We're flying
the friendly skies now.
875
00:36:23,021 --> 00:36:24,273
Yeah, until she freaks out.
876
00:36:24,439 --> 00:36:25,732
Look, can we please get out of here?
877
00:36:25,899 --> 00:36:27,484
No! We can't go right now.
878
00:36:27,651 --> 00:36:29,528
They haven't even played
me and Austin's song yet.
879
00:36:29,695 --> 00:36:30,737
How are we gonna get in the mood?
880
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,239
I don't know, light your Walgreens candle.
881
00:36:32,322 --> 00:36:33,323
That's later.
882
00:36:33,407 --> 00:36:36,076
Don't you want... Look, look.
Jake Donahue is just warming up.
883
00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:39,454
Don't you wanna see him
breakdance and probably hurt himself?
884
00:36:39,621 --> 00:36:41,081
-No. I don't.
-JULIE: It's gonna be so good.
885
00:36:41,248 --> 00:36:43,667
Do you remember
at the Sadie Hawkins Dance
886
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,795
when he tried to do the worm
and he fell and broke his two front teeth?
887
00:36:46,962 --> 00:36:48,130
-Yeah, he had to go to the hospital.
-I have pictures.
888
00:36:48,297 --> 00:36:50,591
It was great.
And this is gonna be better!
889
00:36:50,674 --> 00:36:51,675
-No, no, no.
-So we're staying.
890
00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:53,969
No! Julie, Julie. I promise
891
00:36:54,136 --> 00:36:56,138
that you're gonna dance
to your song with your boyfriend tonight.
892
00:36:56,305 --> 00:36:57,973
This place is dying, okay?
893
00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:59,474
We gotta get out of here.
894
00:36:59,641 --> 00:37:00,642
Okay, fine.
895
00:37:00,976 --> 00:37:02,895
Okay, cool, let's go.
896
00:37:03,812 --> 00:37:05,022
We're going to the lake house!
897
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:07,316
JULIE: I'm not sure
that this was worth $85.
898
00:37:07,482 --> 00:37:08,984
Where's Chad?
899
00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:10,068
What?
900
00:37:10,152 --> 00:37:11,820
Oh, he's probably
out on the dance floor.
901
00:37:11,987 --> 00:37:13,655
I'm gonna go find him
and meet you guys outside.
902
00:37:13,822 --> 00:37:14,823
All right.
903
00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:17,701
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
904
00:37:30,923 --> 00:37:31,924
The fuck?
905
00:37:35,969 --> 00:37:37,596
Smirking little piece of shit.
906
00:37:37,846 --> 00:37:39,556
-Top knot. Top knot.
-Let's get him.
907
00:37:39,723 --> 00:37:41,475
Yeah, you guys go do that.
908
00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:43,602
I'm gonna get some punch.
909
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,355
All right, asshole,
what'd you do with my daughter?
910
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:49,358
Two of you guys have the same
shitty haircut? Hey!
911
00:37:49,525 --> 00:37:51,443
Look at me.
My hair's too long.
912
00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:55,322
Hey! You can't go around
assaulting children.
913
00:37:55,489 --> 00:37:56,823
You have to blend in
914
00:37:57,324 --> 00:37:59,117
if you want
some information, okay?
915
00:37:59,284 --> 00:38:02,996
So just... Just be cool. God!
916
00:38:03,163 --> 00:38:04,373
Okay.
917
00:38:05,374 --> 00:38:06,542
LISA: Julie?
918
00:38:07,543 --> 00:38:08,710
Julie?
919
00:38:10,128 --> 00:38:11,463
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
920
00:38:11,547 --> 00:38:12,965
(EXHALES)
921
00:38:15,175 --> 00:38:16,969
Prom night, huh?
922
00:38:17,594 --> 00:38:18,679
What?
923
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:22,015
Just special night.
924
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,690
Gotta try.
925
00:38:36,071 --> 00:38:37,197
-Chad?
-Yeah?
926
00:38:39,741 --> 00:38:41,159
(MUSIC FADES)
927
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:46,582
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)
928
00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:53,505
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
929
00:38:56,341 --> 00:38:58,051
(WHISPERS)
This is my moment.
930
00:39:00,387 --> 00:39:02,389
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
931
00:39:06,643 --> 00:39:08,854
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMING)
932
00:39:15,194 --> 00:39:16,737
You ruined my moment!
933
00:39:16,904 --> 00:39:18,030
Fuck your moment.
934
00:39:19,406 --> 00:39:20,407
LISA: What happened back there?
935
00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:23,744
What happened is that my daughter was
kissing Chad even though she hated it...
936
00:39:23,911 --> 00:39:26,663
And I've been dragged in this situation
by you two fucking idiots!
937
00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:27,873
-Just ignore him.
-Great idea.
938
00:39:27,956 --> 00:39:28,957
We're gonna go to Austin's house.
939
00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:30,834
Julie said that's where the after-party
is and we'll get 'em there.
940
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,002
And that sounds like a plan.
941
00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:33,795
Hey, how dare you ignore me.
942
00:39:33,962 --> 00:39:36,381
We are in this situation
because you two raised a couple of bigots
943
00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,551
who have shamed my daughter into
losing her virginity to the wrong sex.
944
00:39:39,718 --> 00:39:41,011
Shame!
945
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:44,139
My daughter is not a bigot.
946
00:39:44,223 --> 00:39:46,850
-(SCOFFING)
-We go to all of the marches.
947
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:50,187
We went to the Tax Day March
and nobody goes to that shit.
948
00:39:50,354 --> 00:39:51,855
-Nobody!
-Ignore him.
949
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:53,357
-LISA: It's hard.
-Yeah, it is hard.
950
00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:54,525
'Cause I don't quit.
951
00:39:54,733 --> 00:39:55,984
And now I have to go rescue Sam
952
00:39:56,151 --> 00:39:58,153
because she is scared and confused
953
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,573
and I know what it's like to be ostracized
by society for your sexual preferences.
954
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:05,160
Sleeping with women that aren't your wife
isn't a sexual preference.
955
00:40:05,327 --> 00:40:07,496
No, it is! I prefer them.
956
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,331
-(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
-MITCHELL: How parents can let their kids
957
00:40:09,414 --> 00:40:10,624
play music this loud?
958
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:12,960
We all share this planet.
959
00:40:13,126 --> 00:40:14,795
This is how loud
I listen to my music, dawg.
960
00:40:14,962 --> 00:40:16,922
LISA: Probably won't even be
able to hear us.
961
00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,550
-(RINGING DOORBELL)
-It's so dark in there.
962
00:40:19,675 --> 00:40:23,053
They could be in the backyard
playing two-on-two hoops. I don't know.
963
00:40:24,179 --> 00:40:25,347
Oh. I found a big window.
964
00:40:26,515 --> 00:40:27,558
No, no, don't, don't, don't.
965
00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:30,310
Trust me. Do not look in that window.
966
00:40:30,477 --> 00:40:31,854
-MITCHELL: What?
-Look at me. Do not look in this window.
967
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:33,021
Do not look in this fucking window!
968
00:40:36,358 --> 00:40:37,901
-Julie's red dress!
-Shit!
969
00:40:39,152 --> 00:40:41,822
Shit! Oh, God.
970
00:40:43,949 --> 00:40:45,701
I know this must be tough for you.
971
00:40:45,868 --> 00:40:46,994
I mean, if...
972
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,246
Hell, if that was Kayla in there, I'd...
973
00:40:50,372 --> 00:40:51,999
-I'd kill myself.
-Nope.
974
00:40:52,165 --> 00:40:54,167
That's the wrong thing
to fucking say right now.
975
00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:56,253
Stop them. Stop it!
976
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:57,421
I can't... Wait.
977
00:40:58,463 --> 00:41:00,424
Hey! It's not Julie.
978
00:41:00,507 --> 00:41:01,508
It's not Julie.
979
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,677
-What?
-(LAUGHING)
980
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,971
LISA: Shit! It's Austin's parents.
981
00:41:06,138 --> 00:41:07,264
Good for them.
982
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:08,473
Really going at it.
983
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,351
Always wanted to do this. I've always
wanted to watch people have sex.
984
00:41:11,518 --> 00:41:13,228
Oh, my God, he's yanking her hair.
985
00:41:13,312 --> 00:41:14,813
Ow. That looks like it hurts.
986
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:16,940
Yeah, we shouldn't
be looking, man. Come on.
987
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:19,151
MITCHELL: She runs the risk
of, like, dislocating her hip.
988
00:41:19,318 --> 00:41:20,944
Hey, Mitchell. You're being
a fucking perv, dude.
989
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:22,696
Don't look.
990
00:41:22,779 --> 00:41:23,822
(CATHY MOANS)
991
00:41:24,865 --> 00:41:26,950
(MOANING)
992
00:41:27,034 --> 00:41:28,702
(YELPING)
993
00:41:28,785 --> 00:41:30,120
What happened?
994
00:41:30,829 --> 00:41:32,289
We locked eyes and then he finished.
995
00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:34,750
That means his load
is on your soul for eternity.
996
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:35,834
MITCHELL: Holy shit!
997
00:41:35,918 --> 00:41:36,919
LISA: Oh, shit, he's coming.
998
00:41:38,212 --> 00:41:39,880
I'll pretend I'm a plant.
999
00:41:43,509 --> 00:41:44,760
RON: Mitchell?
What are you doing?
1000
00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:46,512
-Lisa?
-Hey, Ron!
1001
00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:48,472
What are you guys doing out here?
1002
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:49,640
CATHY: Hi!
1003
00:41:49,723 --> 00:41:51,808
-LISA: Hey!
-What a nice surprise!
1004
00:41:51,975 --> 00:41:54,478
We thought the kids were here.
We didn't realize you guys were here.
1005
00:41:54,853 --> 00:41:58,273
Oh, Cath and I were just having
a little prom night role-play.
1006
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,776
-You know, to keep the sex life alive.
-Prom night!
1007
00:42:00,943 --> 00:42:03,278
Where are the kids?
Um, do you know where the kids are?
1008
00:42:03,445 --> 00:42:06,114
The kids are at
Kyler Montero's lake house.
1009
00:42:06,198 --> 00:42:07,199
How do you know that?
1010
00:42:07,282 --> 00:42:08,992
-Because Austin told us.
-Yeah.
1011
00:42:09,368 --> 00:42:12,246
He's texted me, like, 19 times tonight.
1012
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:14,331
-Ugh. Oh, my God.
-Yeah, we tell each other everything.
1013
00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:15,582
CATHY: It's unbelievable.
1014
00:42:15,749 --> 00:42:16,792
He knows about prom night.
1015
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:18,335
-CATHY: Well, you know.
-I'm sorry, you...
1016
00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:20,963
You tell your son
about your sex games with your wife?
1017
00:42:21,129 --> 00:42:22,130
Uh-huh. Yeah.
1018
00:42:23,006 --> 00:42:25,300
-Can't do that. There's a line.
-Yeah, it's weird.
1019
00:42:25,384 --> 00:42:26,385
It's... It's weird.
1020
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,387
We have a very open family here.
1021
00:42:28,554 --> 00:42:30,013
-Yes, we do.
-We don't hide anything.
1022
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,431
You know what, what is Kyler's address?
1023
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:36,144
(STAMMERS) Okay, listen, I feel like
I can't betray Austin's confidence in me
1024
00:42:36,311 --> 00:42:39,815
and frankly if Julie wanted to
tell you where the house was,
1025
00:42:39,898 --> 00:42:40,983
she would've told you.
1026
00:42:41,066 --> 00:42:43,360
-Uh-uh.
-I got... Hold on, hold on. Buh, buh, buh.
1027
00:42:43,777 --> 00:42:44,862
Give us the address.
1028
00:42:45,153 --> 00:42:46,989
Or my giant friend's
gonna tear your husband's dick off.
1029
00:42:47,072 --> 00:42:48,156
Yeah.
1030
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,241
(LAUGHS) No, I'm not.
1031
00:42:49,324 --> 00:42:50,325
-No, I'm not.
-Excuse me?
1032
00:42:50,450 --> 00:42:53,203
No, no, no. That's... That's good.
1033
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,163
And, uh, sorry to interrupt your evening.
1034
00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:57,457
I hope you guys enjoy
the rest of your love-making.
1035
00:42:57,916 --> 00:42:59,084
HUNTER: Ah, fuck!
MITCHELL: Come on, man.
1036
00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,168
LISA: What was that about?
MITCHELL: What?
1037
00:43:00,252 --> 00:43:02,045
Hey, man, thank you
for killing my daughter's hymen.
1038
00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:04,089
I don't think so.
Kyler Montero's lake house?
1039
00:43:04,256 --> 00:43:05,257
Marcie did the bathroom.
1040
00:43:05,424 --> 00:43:07,885
She's gonna know the address.
So let's just go.
1041
00:43:08,051 --> 00:43:09,678
-All right, dope.
-Dope.
1042
00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,763
(ALL WHOOPING)
1043
00:43:11,847 --> 00:43:13,307
-Oh, my eyes!
-Yeah!
1044
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:15,517
RUDY: Okay, come on in now.
1045
00:43:15,684 --> 00:43:17,853
It's all fun and games
until there's a decapitation.
1046
00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:20,314
I don't need any more
dead girls on my conscience.
1047
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,690
I'm sorry, Rudy!
1048
00:43:21,857 --> 00:43:25,110
We just had to check that off
the old prom bucket list.
1049
00:43:25,611 --> 00:43:27,529
Oh, my God! Sam!
1050
00:43:27,696 --> 00:43:28,906
-Come here. Yeah!
-Move, Chad!
1051
00:43:29,072 --> 00:43:31,074
-Chad, you want a drink?
-No.
1052
00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:32,951
What you got there?
1053
00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:36,663
This is a very, very special
reduced hash oil of my own invention.
1054
00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:38,999
It has rosemary essence for blood flow,
1055
00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:42,252
a curcumin extract
from turmeric to reduce inflammation.
1056
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,421
And it gets you super baked.
1057
00:43:44,504 --> 00:43:48,509
(CHUCKLES)
All right! Let's do it. Do I just suck?
1058
00:43:48,675 --> 00:43:50,844
Yeah, you press the button
and you take, like, a little puff.
1059
00:43:51,011 --> 00:43:54,973
Or a really, really big one.
Okay. (LAUGHS)
1060
00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:57,392
And then you just hold it
for, like, a beat.
1061
00:43:57,559 --> 00:44:00,145
You guys know that Tanner Dunn's
parents rented out a whole floor
1062
00:44:00,312 --> 00:44:02,397
of the Park West Hotel
for an after-party?
1063
00:44:02,564 --> 00:44:03,732
-What?
-(SCOFFS)
1064
00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:05,901
Um... Yeah... He, uh...
1065
00:44:06,068 --> 00:44:08,070
I guess they're super loaded
and they're still proud of him,
1066
00:44:08,237 --> 00:44:10,197
even though it took him, like,
six years to graduate.
1067
00:44:10,364 --> 00:44:13,825
I remember him. He got to miss
school when his kid was born.
1068
00:44:13,992 --> 00:44:14,993
Yeah, that guy.
1069
00:44:15,577 --> 00:44:16,828
You should definitely
let it go now.
1070
00:44:18,872 --> 00:44:20,040
(EXHALING)
1071
00:44:20,123 --> 00:44:21,333
Holy shit.
1072
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:25,462
Oh, yeah. I can run a six-minute mile.
My lung capacity is legit.
1073
00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:27,464
-No!
-One more selfie.
1074
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:29,007
And this time let's pose like Kanye.
1075
00:44:29,174 --> 00:44:30,300
No! Boo!
1076
00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,386
-Yes.
-You take too many pictures.
1077
00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:34,513
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
-They don't look like him.
1078
00:44:35,097 --> 00:44:37,558
HUNTER: It's just
a bunch of paint samples and swatches.
1079
00:44:37,724 --> 00:44:39,142
(WHISPERS) Hunter! Quiet!
1080
00:44:39,309 --> 00:44:40,352
Why do I have to be quiet?
1081
00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:42,437
Shit would not fly
if Marcie found out.
1082
00:44:42,604 --> 00:44:43,730
Who wears the pants
in this house, dawg?
1083
00:44:43,897 --> 00:44:44,898
-I do.
-ALL: Oh!
1084
00:44:46,024 --> 00:44:48,819
(SLURPING)
1085
00:44:48,902 --> 00:44:50,237
Mmm.
1086
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,949
This is soy creamer,
are you sure? It's pretty freaking rich.
1087
00:44:54,116 --> 00:44:55,158
This is so messed up.
1088
00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:57,995
Who are you to get involved
in our daughter's sex life?
1089
00:44:58,161 --> 00:45:00,247
-Honey, I was just trying...
-No, don't "honey" me.
1090
00:45:00,414 --> 00:45:02,791
Did your dad try to stop you
when you lost your virginity?
1091
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:04,001
That's totally different.
1092
00:45:04,084 --> 00:45:05,669
It is not different.
It's a double standard.
1093
00:45:05,836 --> 00:45:08,881
Oh, when a guy loses his virginity,
it's no big deal, it's celebrated,
1094
00:45:09,047 --> 00:45:11,633
but if a girl does,
it's some sort of big loss of innocence?
1095
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,260
-Yes!
-MARCIE: But come on, you guys,
1096
00:45:13,427 --> 00:45:14,636
it's the same damn thing.
1097
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:18,599
(GROANS) Marcie! Stop talking.
1098
00:45:18,765 --> 00:45:21,560
-Just give us the address.
-Just give us the address.
1099
00:45:21,894 --> 00:45:24,688
Honestly, Lisa,
I can't believe you're on their side.
1100
00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:28,150
"Side"? This is not
some philosophical debate.
1101
00:45:28,317 --> 00:45:31,570
We're trying to stop
our daughters from some kind of sex pact
1102
00:45:31,737 --> 00:45:34,531
that they've planned and not
thought through all the way.
1103
00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:35,782
That is such bullshit.
1104
00:45:36,325 --> 00:45:37,576
How do you expect society
1105
00:45:37,743 --> 00:45:40,287
to treat women as if they're equal
when their own parents won't?
1106
00:45:40,454 --> 00:45:42,289
I don't know about that.
1107
00:45:42,456 --> 00:45:45,709
I'll deal with society tomorrow.
Right now I'm thinking about my daughter.
1108
00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:48,337
Well, that's convenient.
Yeah. You know what?
1109
00:45:48,503 --> 00:45:49,755
Go ahead
and be part of the group
1110
00:45:49,922 --> 00:45:53,383
that perceives women as little
damsels in distress that need saving.
1111
00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:55,177
Who cares about us
not getting paid as much
1112
00:45:55,344 --> 00:45:57,513
or not having control of our own bodies?
1113
00:45:57,679 --> 00:46:01,183
Can you please not talk to me like
I'm someone who bombs abortion clinics?
1114
00:46:01,350 --> 00:46:03,352
I think we're a little off-topic.
We need the address.
1115
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:04,561
I just can't believe
1116
00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:07,940
that you think Julie
shouldn't be free to explore her sexuality
1117
00:46:08,106 --> 00:46:09,733
in the same way that boys are.
1118
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:13,237
Girls and boys are very different.
1119
00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:15,614
Guys will take
whatever's in front of them.
1120
00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:18,075
We have these feelings and then
1121
00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:22,371
your parents won't
let you see the man.
1122
00:46:22,538 --> 00:46:24,623
And then he just writes a lot of letters
1123
00:46:24,790 --> 00:46:28,001
but you don't get them
because your mom doesn't give them to you
1124
00:46:28,168 --> 00:46:30,629
and then it starts raining really hard
1125
00:46:30,796 --> 00:46:32,840
because he built a house for you.
1126
00:46:34,633 --> 00:46:36,635
And then, it's...
1127
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:38,387
Mitchell, did you get the address?
1128
00:46:38,470 --> 00:46:39,471
-Yup!
-MARCIE: What?
1129
00:46:39,555 --> 00:46:40,556
I'm really sorry.
I'll call you tomorrow.
1130
00:46:40,722 --> 00:46:42,432
-I'm just really stressed out.
-It was so good to see you.
1131
00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:44,184
Was that The Notebook?
1132
00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:46,979
Fucking fuck off, Hunter!
God damn it! Mitchell!
1133
00:46:47,145 --> 00:46:48,772
MITCHELL: I love you, I'm doing this
for our daughter, I'll be home late!
1134
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,023
Shit!
1135
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,942
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1136
00:46:52,818 --> 00:46:54,945
To the loss of our innocence.
1137
00:46:55,028 --> 00:46:56,655
Whoo!
1138
00:46:59,658 --> 00:47:00,659
Oh!
1139
00:47:01,368 --> 00:47:02,369
Come on!
1140
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:05,122
You guys!
This is the best night!
1141
00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:08,125
I am so drunk, super high
1142
00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:11,920
and Connor has a little
something-something that I feel
1143
00:47:12,087 --> 00:47:13,171
I need to go check out.
1144
00:47:13,338 --> 00:47:15,591
All right. (SIGHS)
It's fuck o'clock.
1145
00:47:15,757 --> 00:47:17,551
JULIE: No way. You, too?
SAM: Yep.
1146
00:47:19,261 --> 00:47:21,805
-These are macarons...
-Ooh!
1147
00:47:21,889 --> 00:47:25,184
with a very special concoction
of mine that I call Wavy Davy.
1148
00:47:25,350 --> 00:47:28,020
So it's DMT that I get
from the dark web.
1149
00:47:28,187 --> 00:47:30,105
And then there's
a little tiny bit of Xanax
1150
00:47:30,272 --> 00:47:32,816
to just kind of take
the edge off, you know. It's pretty tight.
1151
00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,568
Sounds pretty tight.
1152
00:47:34,735 --> 00:47:36,278
And then I bake it
into a white chocolate macaron
1153
00:47:36,445 --> 00:47:38,071
and it has, like, a raspberry filling
1154
00:47:38,238 --> 00:47:41,992
that's both light and fluffy
but also very flavorful and satisfying.
1155
00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:43,952
Are you ready?
1156
00:47:44,036 --> 00:47:46,163
-Uh, yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah, let's do it.
1157
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,832
Okay. Let's go.
1158
00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:52,169
Mmm.
1159
00:47:52,252 --> 00:47:53,712
-It's yum.
-(CHUCKLES)
1160
00:47:53,795 --> 00:47:54,838
Mmm.
1161
00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:00,719
So what do we do? We just walk in
1162
00:48:00,886 --> 00:48:02,429
and flick the lights
on and off until the kids come?
1163
00:48:02,596 --> 00:48:05,474
LISA: Just act cool and young,
and maybe we'll just slip in.
1164
00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:06,892
Mitchell, untuck your shirt.
1165
00:48:07,059 --> 00:48:08,977
No, it's not that kind of shirt.
It looks stupid untucked.
1166
00:48:09,144 --> 00:48:11,230
Untuck your shirt.
You look like a youth minister.
1167
00:48:11,396 --> 00:48:12,731
HUNTER: Untuck your fucking shirt, man.
We're trying to look cool.
1168
00:48:12,898 --> 00:48:13,899
MITCHELL: All right!
1169
00:48:13,982 --> 00:48:15,943
Whoa. Oh, Sorry, bro!
Sorry, guys.
1170
00:48:16,109 --> 00:48:18,028
Sorry. My friend's wasted.
1171
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:19,363
Don't.
1172
00:48:19,446 --> 00:48:22,157
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey!
No adults are getting into my house.
1173
00:48:22,324 --> 00:48:23,867
Not on prom night.
Okay, not on prom.
1174
00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:26,787
We were just down the street
at another party
1175
00:48:26,954 --> 00:48:29,039
and then we just decided
to come up here
1176
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:31,166
and hang with you guys. Uh...
1177
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,292
No parents here, right?
1178
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:33,377
Ah, thank God!
1179
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:34,503
No, not except for you guys. No.
1180
00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:36,797
-We're not... We don't...
-(CHUCKLES)
1181
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,881
Yeah, no.
1182
00:48:37,965 --> 00:48:38,966
Okay, so you're cops.
1183
00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,844
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1184
00:48:41,927 --> 00:48:44,304
I got two DUIs last year.
How could I be a cop?
1185
00:48:44,471 --> 00:48:45,681
MITCHELL: The police?
1186
00:48:45,848 --> 00:48:47,182
Look at my untucked shirt.
1187
00:48:47,349 --> 00:48:49,685
You're literally the cop-iest
motherfucker I've ever seen.
1188
00:48:49,852 --> 00:48:52,437
You look like you got
your hair cut in the back of a squad car.
1189
00:48:53,438 --> 00:48:55,816
-This is a regular men's haircut.
-HUNTER: Okay.
1190
00:48:55,983 --> 00:48:57,359
This is ridiculous.
1191
00:48:57,526 --> 00:48:59,319
All right, you're minors,
we're minors.
1192
00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:00,821
You're, like, 45 years old.
1193
00:49:00,988 --> 00:49:02,614
Fuck you. I was born in '77.
1194
00:49:02,698 --> 00:49:03,699
'87.
1195
00:49:03,782 --> 00:49:04,783
'94.
1196
00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:07,035
We're gonna drink with you guys.
1197
00:49:07,202 --> 00:49:09,997
Would cops drink
with underage kids? No.
1198
00:49:10,163 --> 00:49:12,082
Okay. What about
a little chugging contest?
1199
00:49:12,165 --> 00:49:13,458
Um...
1200
00:49:14,543 --> 00:49:16,211
Yeah. Bring it.
1201
00:49:17,462 --> 00:49:18,463
Okay, wait.
1202
00:49:18,547 --> 00:49:19,798
I gotta get the room ready.
1203
00:49:20,674 --> 00:49:21,758
(CHUCKLES)
1204
00:49:23,844 --> 00:49:24,970
Oh, wow!
1205
00:49:26,847 --> 00:49:28,182
You're really going for it, aren't ya?
1206
00:49:28,348 --> 00:49:31,643
I saw this in the romantic
comedy, American Beauty. So good.
1207
00:49:32,477 --> 00:49:34,354
You watched the whole thing?
1208
00:49:34,438 --> 00:49:35,439
(CHUCKLES)
1209
00:49:39,067 --> 00:49:40,569
You know what this candle does to me.
1210
00:49:40,736 --> 00:49:41,862
Is that the one that gives you hives?
1211
00:49:42,029 --> 00:49:43,739
-No, it's the good one.
-Oh, nice.
1212
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,244
You look so hot right now.
1213
00:49:59,713 --> 00:50:01,381
Where are my chuggers at?
You ready?
1214
00:50:01,548 --> 00:50:03,634
-Oh, right here. Let's go!
-What, what!
1215
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:04,968
KYLER: All right.
1216
00:50:05,052 --> 00:50:06,053
MITCHELL: Cool.
1217
00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:07,137
Drop 'em.
1218
00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:08,222
KYLER: Let's do it.
1219
00:50:10,182 --> 00:50:11,433
Wait, what?
1220
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,435
(CHUCKLES) Guys?
We're just chugging, right?
1221
00:50:13,602 --> 00:50:14,686
Yeah, we're butt-chugging.
1222
00:50:14,853 --> 00:50:16,939
Yeah, you put the tube
up your butt and you funnel the beer in.
1223
00:50:17,105 --> 00:50:19,525
It fucks you up way more, man, trust me.
1224
00:50:19,691 --> 00:50:21,109
-Guys, butt-chugging?
-You got this. You got it.
1225
00:50:21,276 --> 00:50:22,528
No, I'm tagging out. You're in.
1226
00:50:22,694 --> 00:50:23,946
What? Why me?
1227
00:50:24,112 --> 00:50:25,364
You've had a baby.
Everything's looser down there.
1228
00:50:26,114 --> 00:50:28,534
-I didn't have a baby out of my butt.
-Even I know that.
1229
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:29,701
Mitchell.
1230
00:50:30,118 --> 00:50:32,829
Okay, this isn't a common
occurrence with me,
1231
00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:35,582
but I have had things up there before.
1232
00:50:35,749 --> 00:50:37,584
-Hmm?
-It's just all about breathing.
1233
00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:41,004
So just breathe through it,
and accept it in.
1234
00:50:41,547 --> 00:50:42,589
I can't do it. I can't do it.
1235
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,591
Hey! She's up there right now
with that dick-bag, Connor,
1236
00:50:44,758 --> 00:50:46,385
with his man bun
and that stupid smirk.
1237
00:50:46,552 --> 00:50:48,011
Think about this.
1238
00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:51,056
Wait. Connor?
1239
00:50:51,223 --> 00:50:53,433
You know... You know
Connor Aldrich, The Chef?
1240
00:50:54,309 --> 00:50:55,519
Why do they call him "The Chef"?
1241
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:58,021
Oh. Maybe a big fan of South Park?
1242
00:50:58,188 --> 00:50:59,231
(IMITATES CHEF)
"Hello, children."
1243
00:50:59,314 --> 00:51:01,316
No. No. He cooks drugs into everything.
1244
00:51:01,608 --> 00:51:05,237
Everything! One time he made me this,
like, acid financier cake.
1245
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,906
Oh! That shit was to die for, man!
1246
00:51:08,073 --> 00:51:09,908
Like, literally, I almost fucking died.
1247
00:51:10,075 --> 00:51:11,994
Yeah. Dude, if your daughter
had anything like that cake,
1248
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,662
she might not remember
who you are tomorrow.
1249
00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:17,165
Give me the fucking tube.
1250
00:51:19,418 --> 00:51:20,419
Let's bone.
1251
00:51:20,502 --> 00:51:21,503
CHAD: Wait, what?
1252
00:51:21,587 --> 00:51:24,548
Oh! Are you sure
that this is how you wanna do it?
1253
00:51:27,009 --> 00:51:29,720
Yes, Chad. This is always
how I've imagined it.
1254
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:32,181
Oh, you know, I'd rather
leave my shirt on, if that's sexier.
1255
00:51:32,264 --> 00:51:35,100
(CHUCKLES)
I need another drink.
1256
00:51:35,475 --> 00:51:36,476
Wait, wait, uh...
1257
00:51:38,937 --> 00:51:40,564
Can you lube it up
with something first?
1258
00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,065
-Yeah, I'll just spit on it.
-No!
1259
00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:44,401
Why? Because I'm a man?
Get over yourself.
1260
00:51:44,568 --> 00:51:47,654
No, 'cause you're fucking gross
and your fucking saliva's gross.
1261
00:51:47,821 --> 00:51:49,698
-I have lip gloss.
-We got lip gloss.
1262
00:51:49,865 --> 00:51:51,033
Okay, fine. Shit.
1263
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,242
I don't have lip gloss.
1264
00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:53,911
JAYDEN: All right, guys,
let's get those tubes in.
1265
00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:55,245
-All right, I got the lip gloss on there.
-Okay.
1266
00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:57,206
Okay, okay. All right.
1267
00:51:57,372 --> 00:51:58,373
Okay, ready?
1268
00:51:58,957 --> 00:51:59,958
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
1269
00:52:00,042 --> 00:52:01,126
-It's not in yet.
-MITCHELL: Okay.
1270
00:52:01,293 --> 00:52:02,294
HUNTER: Chill.
1271
00:52:02,377 --> 00:52:03,378
LISA: It's just gonna be
on the count of three.
1272
00:52:03,462 --> 00:52:04,838
HUNTER: You got this, dawg.
This is for your kid.
1273
00:52:05,005 --> 00:52:06,006
On three, okay. All right.
1274
00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,090
-On three.
-Yeah.
1275
00:52:07,174 --> 00:52:08,467
-Okay, one...
-MITCHELL: One.
1276
00:52:08,550 --> 00:52:09,760
(GROANS)
1277
00:52:09,843 --> 00:52:11,470
HUNTER: Are you okay?
1278
00:52:11,553 --> 00:52:12,554
Okay, get your 40s.
1279
00:52:12,638 --> 00:52:13,931
They got a lager or an IPA.
1280
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:15,224
It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
1281
00:52:15,390 --> 00:52:16,391
-LISA: Okay.
-(EXHALES)
1282
00:52:16,475 --> 00:52:17,684
-MITCHELL: I don't know about this.
-No, no, no, no.
1283
00:52:17,851 --> 00:52:18,852
It's too late.
It's already in.
1284
00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:20,103
-Here you go.
-It's in you. It's part of you now.
1285
00:52:20,270 --> 00:52:21,271
-Ready?
-Yeah.
1286
00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:22,564
Set...
1287
00:52:22,731 --> 00:52:23,982
Chug!
1288
00:52:24,149 --> 00:52:25,526
Butt chug! Butt chug!
1289
00:52:25,692 --> 00:52:27,319
ALL: (CHANTING)
Butt chug! Butt chug!
1290
00:52:27,486 --> 00:52:28,570
Wait.
1291
00:52:28,737 --> 00:52:30,405
-Hey, hey!
-LISA: Loosen up!
1292
00:52:30,572 --> 00:52:32,199
-It's not working, dude.
-I can't!
1293
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:34,117
-You can hold my hand!
-Okay.
1294
00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:36,912
-Ow!
-HUNTER: You're hurting her.
1295
00:52:36,995 --> 00:52:37,996
-LISA: God! It really hurt!
-I'm sorry!
1296
00:52:39,414 --> 00:52:41,708
Channel that energy
into your butt hole.
1297
00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:43,252
MITCHELL: This changes
everything I know!
1298
00:52:43,418 --> 00:52:46,255
HUNTER: Dude, if your daughter could
see you now she'd be so proud of you.
1299
00:52:46,338 --> 00:52:48,048
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1300
00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:49,258
Whoa...
1301
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:53,595
I am...
I am tripping so hard.
1302
00:52:53,762 --> 00:52:55,222
It's not working.
It's not working, dude.
1303
00:52:55,389 --> 00:52:57,432
-Oh, it's terrible.
-MITCHELL: It is.
1304
00:52:58,559 --> 00:52:59,560
Open up!
1305
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,395
I'm sorry. I can't do it, man.
1306
00:53:01,562 --> 00:53:02,896
Focus! For your daughter.
1307
00:53:03,063 --> 00:53:04,565
Fuck, Mitch. Focus.
1308
00:53:04,731 --> 00:53:05,816
-You gotta breathe.
-You gotta open up, dude.
1309
00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:08,151
-Relax!
-I'm relaxed! I'm dilated.
1310
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,737
I'm staring at your asshole.
You're not dilating.
1311
00:53:10,904 --> 00:53:14,449
LISA: Mitchell, you're gonna
lose to this punk bitch?
1312
00:53:14,616 --> 00:53:16,493
Breathe. Take it in!
1313
00:53:16,577 --> 00:53:18,579
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1314
00:53:20,038 --> 00:53:21,039
LISA: There we go.
1315
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:22,541
-Okay, good.
-Oh! (LAUGHING)
1316
00:53:22,708 --> 00:53:24,293
-It's working!
-It's working! Holy shit!
1317
00:53:24,459 --> 00:53:25,752
-Holy shit!
-It's working!
1318
00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:27,588
We're almost halfway done.
1319
00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:29,965
-(SIREN BLARES)
-Pos! Fucking run!
1320
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:31,341
Cops? (GROANS)
1321
00:53:31,508 --> 00:53:32,676
What? Oh, no!
1322
00:53:32,759 --> 00:53:34,386
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1323
00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:37,848
Ass beer! (GAGGING)
1324
00:53:37,931 --> 00:53:41,018
Lisa, the foam went into my mouth!
I have to go to the hospital!
1325
00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:43,020
-(BANGING ON DOOR)
-GIRL: Hurry up! Get out of here!
1326
00:53:43,103 --> 00:53:45,022
(GASPING) Shit!
1327
00:53:45,189 --> 00:53:46,732
We gotta go.
1328
00:53:46,899 --> 00:53:48,817
I got ass beer,
I should go to the hospital.
1329
00:53:48,984 --> 00:53:51,486
-(SIRENS WAIL)
-MITCHELL: Shit! The fucking cops?
1330
00:53:51,653 --> 00:53:53,238
-The fucking cops are here?
-Wait, wait, wait.
1331
00:53:53,405 --> 00:53:55,199
I can't get the tube out.
Pull the tube out.
1332
00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:57,117
-Leese, pull it out.
-No! I put it in!
1333
00:53:57,284 --> 00:53:59,077
-I had to spit on it!
-What? You spit on it?
1334
00:53:59,161 --> 00:54:00,162
-No, it was my lip gloss.
-What the fuck?
1335
00:54:00,245 --> 00:54:01,330
-It was lip gloss.
-Pull it out!
1336
00:54:01,496 --> 00:54:03,081
Hey, man, be gentle.
Be fucking gentle, all right?
1337
00:54:03,248 --> 00:54:04,625
I'm gonna be gentle,
all right? Ready?
1338
00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:05,959
-All right, on three.
-On three...
1339
00:54:06,126 --> 00:54:07,127
-One.
-Ow!
1340
00:54:07,961 --> 00:54:09,046
(ULULATES)
1341
00:54:09,129 --> 00:54:10,964
(SCREAMS)
1342
00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,049
Come on.
1343
00:54:12,132 --> 00:54:13,800
Hey, guys!
1344
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:14,885
Guys!
1345
00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:16,303
JULIE: Wait, wait. Sam.
1346
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:17,471
Sam!
1347
00:54:17,971 --> 00:54:19,473
Sam, Sam! We're over here.
1348
00:54:19,556 --> 00:54:20,557
No!
1349
00:54:20,641 --> 00:54:21,642
No. No.
1350
00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,268
-The night is over.
-No.
1351
00:54:23,435 --> 00:54:25,646
It's over. It's done.
1352
00:54:25,812 --> 00:54:27,523
The night is not over.
1353
00:54:28,273 --> 00:54:29,650
The night has just begun.
1354
00:54:34,363 --> 00:54:36,365
Jesus, Chad, use your legs.
1355
00:54:36,532 --> 00:54:38,700
I mean, I pretty much
carried her, like, the whole way there.
1356
00:54:38,784 --> 00:54:40,786
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1357
00:54:45,290 --> 00:54:46,416
(GROANING)
1358
00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:49,586
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
1359
00:54:50,796 --> 00:54:51,797
Come on, Sam.
1360
00:54:51,964 --> 00:54:53,131
-Come with us!
-I can't.
1361
00:54:53,298 --> 00:54:54,341
My car is here.
1362
00:54:54,508 --> 00:54:57,010
But all my friends
are going to the hotel party.
1363
00:54:57,386 --> 00:54:58,428
Maybe I'll see you later.
1364
00:54:58,512 --> 00:55:00,514
(ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
1365
00:55:03,725 --> 00:55:05,644
-Get in the car. Go, go, go, girl!
-JULIE: Sam!
1366
00:55:05,811 --> 00:55:07,813
-You'll see her later!
-Seriously, hurry up!
1367
00:55:07,896 --> 00:55:08,897
What are you doing?
1368
00:55:08,981 --> 00:55:10,732
Whoo, this night is not over,
I swear to Christ!
1369
00:55:10,983 --> 00:55:12,317
Dukes of Hazzard!
1370
00:55:12,401 --> 00:55:14,236
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
1371
00:55:14,319 --> 00:55:15,612
Racist-ass show anyway.
1372
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:16,822
I got the spins, man.
1373
00:55:16,905 --> 00:55:17,990
We gotta find
our daughter, dawg.
1374
00:55:18,073 --> 00:55:19,199
I'm gonna sit down
for a second.
1375
00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:20,450
Rudy! It's Rudy.
1376
00:55:21,410 --> 00:55:22,452
HUNTER: Rudy, Rudy,
wait, wait!
1377
00:55:22,536 --> 00:55:24,663
MITCHELL: There he goes!
Hit the clicker, open the door!
1378
00:55:25,831 --> 00:55:27,040
I got mine.
1379
00:55:27,124 --> 00:55:28,125
Seatbelts!
1380
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:29,334
You'll get a big ticket.
1381
00:55:32,713 --> 00:55:33,714
HUNTER: That's them right there.
1382
00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:35,132
They're getting away.
You gotta go faster.
1383
00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:37,759
-Okay.
-Hey, you gotta be in it 110%.
1384
00:55:37,926 --> 00:55:39,386
-LISA: Okay.
-You gotta be in it to win it!
1385
00:55:39,553 --> 00:55:41,263
How do you get
more competitive when you're drunk?
1386
00:55:41,430 --> 00:55:44,308
Hey, man. I'm more of a winner
when I'm drunk, all right?
1387
00:55:44,474 --> 00:55:47,060
And the question
that I have for you, Leese...
1388
00:55:47,227 --> 00:55:49,646
Are you a winner?
Are you in it to win it?
1389
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,732
-Winning is my bitch!
-All right!
1390
00:55:51,899 --> 00:55:53,192
-Strong.
-Knock, knock!
1391
00:55:53,275 --> 00:55:54,276
Who's there?
1392
00:55:54,359 --> 00:55:56,236
-Me winning.
-(LAUGHING)
1393
00:55:56,695 --> 00:55:58,197
(LAUGHING)
1394
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,656
It's not...
1395
00:56:00,407 --> 00:56:01,491
It's not that good.
1396
00:56:01,575 --> 00:56:03,368
(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
1397
00:56:03,452 --> 00:56:05,412
-Ow. Ow!
-Lisa winning!
1398
00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:07,080
It's not that good!
1399
00:56:07,164 --> 00:56:10,125
Ow! Fuck! All right, it's good.
It's fine. I like it.
1400
00:56:10,292 --> 00:56:11,501
Hey, you're losing him.
Let's go.
1401
00:56:14,046 --> 00:56:16,173
Oh. Not on my watch.
1402
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:19,551
(INCREASES VOLUME)
1403
00:56:19,635 --> 00:56:20,886
(ALL YELP)
1404
00:56:20,969 --> 00:56:23,889
Y'all think you gonna outrun
Rudy the main motherfucking man Glover?
1405
00:56:24,056 --> 00:56:25,098
Hell, no.
1406
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:26,600
-Are you all right?
-No.
1407
00:56:26,767 --> 00:56:27,851
Come on.
1408
00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:29,853
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1409
00:56:29,937 --> 00:56:31,522
Hey, guys.
1410
00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:33,732
Hey, I don't...
1411
00:56:33,899 --> 00:56:36,568
I don't feel so...
(RETCHING)
1412
00:56:36,652 --> 00:56:37,653
Oh, my God!
1413
00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:40,030
Oh, my God!
1414
00:56:40,656 --> 00:56:42,074
(SCREAMING)
1415
00:56:46,119 --> 00:56:47,204
HUNTER: All right,
here's what we're gonna do.
1416
00:56:47,371 --> 00:56:50,374
Lisa, I have seen every single
Fast and the Furious movie, okay?
1417
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,834
All of them, dozens of times.
Have you seen any of them?
1418
00:56:53,001 --> 00:56:55,963
I saw the Tokyo one, and I saw the one
where The Rock punches the torpedo.
1419
00:56:56,129 --> 00:56:57,381
Those are the best two to see.
1420
00:56:57,548 --> 00:57:00,717
Okay, in times like this,
I ask myself one question.
1421
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:03,303
"W-W-V-D-D." You know
what that means?
1422
00:57:03,470 --> 00:57:04,638
"What would Vin Diesel do?"
1423
00:57:04,805 --> 00:57:06,265
Holy shit!
1424
00:57:06,431 --> 00:57:07,933
No one's ever fucking
gotten that before. Okay.
1425
00:57:09,476 --> 00:57:10,477
(RETCHING)
1426
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,062
(SCREAMING)
1427
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:14,940
-(CHAD SCREAMING)
-Oh, man, it smells like...
1428
00:57:16,275 --> 00:57:17,985
What we're gonna do,
we're gonna kiss the bumper.
1429
00:57:18,151 --> 00:57:20,654
You give it a little tap,
and then they're gonna spin and stop
1430
00:57:20,821 --> 00:57:22,197
and we're gonna
spin and stop the other way
1431
00:57:22,364 --> 00:57:24,199
and we're gonna
look at each other, and we're gonna go,
1432
00:57:24,366 --> 00:57:25,784
"It's all about the family."
1433
00:57:25,951 --> 00:57:28,245
Wait. I don't feel comfortable
running the kids off the road.
1434
00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:32,249
This slow and un-furious attitude
is not helping us. You have to believe!
1435
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:33,542
Okay. I'm gonna kiss it.
1436
00:57:33,709 --> 00:57:35,210
HUNTER: Here we go!
1437
00:57:36,670 --> 00:57:38,505
-MITCHELL: What's that?
-(GRUNTS) Did I do it?
1438
00:57:38,672 --> 00:57:41,258
No, you didn't even kiss it.
You gotta kiss it.
1439
00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,552
(IMITATES VIN DIESEL)
Kiss it for the family!
1440
00:57:44,052 --> 00:57:45,721
BOTH: Is that Sam?
1441
00:57:47,848 --> 00:57:49,516
LISA: She barfed on us!
1442
00:57:49,683 --> 00:57:51,310
-HUNTER: Oh, my God!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
1443
00:57:51,393 --> 00:57:53,061
(ALL SCREAMING)
1444
00:57:59,985 --> 00:58:01,403
(METAL CREAKING)
1445
00:58:02,696 --> 00:58:03,822
(WHIMPERS)
1446
00:58:07,201 --> 00:58:08,869
(QUIETLY) Okay.
1447
00:58:09,161 --> 00:58:10,746
Are we in heaven?
1448
00:58:10,913 --> 00:58:12,789
Okay. Listen, I know
how to do this.
1449
00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:15,167
Everyone lean backwards.
1450
00:58:15,334 --> 00:58:18,712
If we all lean backwards
on three, the car will roll back. Ready?
1451
00:58:18,879 --> 00:58:20,214
-Okay.
-One,
1452
00:58:21,173 --> 00:58:22,674
two, three.
1453
00:58:23,675 --> 00:58:27,304
Oh, fuck!
1454
00:58:27,387 --> 00:58:29,681
-Ahhh!
-(THUDS)
1455
00:58:30,516 --> 00:58:33,310
(TRICKLING)
1456
00:58:33,393 --> 00:58:36,855
Well, that's the last
of the ass beer.
1457
00:58:37,105 --> 00:58:38,899
Jesus! That's it.
1458
00:58:39,066 --> 00:58:40,609
Are you okay?
Are you bleeding?
1459
00:58:40,692 --> 00:58:42,110
You might have
internal blood injuries.
1460
00:58:42,277 --> 00:58:43,403
I'm all right, I'm all right.
1461
00:58:43,487 --> 00:58:44,488
Here's the problem.
1462
00:58:44,571 --> 00:58:47,157
The Fast and The Furious
movies are not realistic.
1463
00:58:47,324 --> 00:58:49,493
Where are we? Shit!
1464
00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:51,495
Fuck!
1465
00:58:51,578 --> 00:58:52,913
(STRAINING)
1466
00:58:52,996 --> 00:58:54,331
What are you doing?
1467
00:58:54,498 --> 00:58:56,917
I heard that in times of crisis,
parents have superhuman strength.
1468
00:58:57,084 --> 00:58:59,253
No offense, there's no scientific way
you're gonna flip that car over.
1469
00:58:59,419 --> 00:59:00,420
I couldn't even do that.
1470
00:59:00,504 --> 00:59:01,505
Yeah, I couldn't do it, either.
1471
00:59:01,588 --> 00:59:04,424
Do not tell me
what I can and can't do. (PANTING)
1472
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,262
(STRAINING)
1473
00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:10,055
Kayla's not answering again.
1474
00:59:10,222 --> 00:59:11,223
-God damn it!
-We lost 'em, guys.
1475
00:59:11,390 --> 00:59:13,851
We are fucked! Or maybe not.
1476
00:59:18,063 --> 00:59:19,064
What are you doing?
1477
00:59:19,147 --> 00:59:20,983
Trying to telepathically
communicate with Kayla.
1478
00:59:21,441 --> 00:59:22,568
I'm with the X-Men of parents.
1479
00:59:22,734 --> 00:59:23,902
You know what my secret power is?
1480
00:59:24,069 --> 00:59:27,406
I'm super fucking annoyed
right now and I hurt my love handle.
1481
00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:34,204
All right.
1482
00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:36,832
You guys think my new clothes
go with my fedora?
1483
00:59:36,999 --> 00:59:39,001
I'm just kidding,
I know they do. (CHUCKLES)
1484
00:59:44,506 --> 00:59:45,507
Hey.
1485
00:59:47,759 --> 00:59:49,219
Have you talked to your mom?
1486
00:59:49,303 --> 00:59:50,304
No.
1487
00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,055
So my parents were just texting me
1488
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,933
and they were having sex
and your mom showed up looking for you.
1489
00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,270
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
1490
00:59:58,437 --> 01:00:00,981
-It's okay. They have sex all the time.
-(SIGHS)
1491
01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:02,149
(CELL PHONE VIBRATTING)
1492
01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:04,401
Oh, my God, she... The texts.
1493
01:00:04,610 --> 01:00:06,195
So many texts.
1494
01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:07,905
She's mad.
1495
01:00:08,113 --> 01:00:10,073
I need to handle this.
1496
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,700
Good news.
A Lyft is on its way.
1497
01:00:11,867 --> 01:00:13,702
Oh, wait, no,
I know this guy. He sucks.
1498
01:00:13,869 --> 01:00:15,329
-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
-Oh, shit. It's Julie.
1499
01:00:15,704 --> 01:00:17,122
Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
1500
01:00:17,289 --> 01:00:18,290
Be quiet. Okay.
1501
01:00:18,373 --> 01:00:19,499
JULIE: (ON PHONE)
Hey, Mom!
1502
01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:20,667
I just got all your texts
1503
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,419
and I just wanted to let you
know that we're all good.
1504
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:23,795
LISA: Cool. Cool. Okay.
1505
01:00:24,630 --> 01:00:27,007
Um... Are you at the prom?
1506
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:30,594
Yeah. Yeah, just nonstop
magical moments.
1507
01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,095
Huh. You are lying to me.
1508
01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:33,722
Where are you right now?
Where are you?
1509
01:00:33,889 --> 01:00:34,932
Why are you freaking out?
1510
01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:38,560
I'm freaking out
because I know what you're up to.
1511
01:00:38,727 --> 01:00:40,020
And I know that
you and your friends
1512
01:00:40,187 --> 01:00:44,024
are planning some kind of
little sex pact or whatever.
1513
01:00:44,107 --> 01:00:45,108
What did you say?
1514
01:00:45,192 --> 01:00:46,193
You heard me.
1515
01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:48,820
How could you possibly know?
1516
01:00:48,987 --> 01:00:51,698
Because I am your mother
and I know you.
1517
01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:54,451
And I know you
better than you know yourself.
1518
01:00:54,618 --> 01:00:58,914
And I also know that you're
planning on going to UCLA
1519
01:00:59,081 --> 01:01:01,291
and that you're following Austin.
1520
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,751
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
1521
01:01:03,752 --> 01:01:07,422
I know everything.
1522
01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:12,010
Oh, my God, you know nothing!
1523
01:01:12,177 --> 01:01:14,596
Why do you even assume
that it's me following Austin?
1524
01:01:14,721 --> 01:01:18,183
Huh? You're not worried
about me, Mom.
1525
01:01:18,350 --> 01:01:19,643
You're worried about you.
1526
01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:22,312
You're afraid of losing me.
You're afraid of being alone.
1527
01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:26,191
I am not scared
of being alone. (LAUGHS)
1528
01:01:26,275 --> 01:01:28,026
This is not about me.
1529
01:01:28,193 --> 01:01:32,614
I have not thought about myself
for the last 18 years.
1530
01:01:32,781 --> 01:01:34,157
This is about you.
1531
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:36,076
And as a single mother,
1532
01:01:36,243 --> 01:01:40,163
I am trying to stop you
from making a life-ruining decision.
1533
01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,959
So I was "a life-ruining decision"?
1534
01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:45,168
No. No!
1535
01:01:45,252 --> 01:01:46,920
No, that is not what I meant.
1536
01:01:47,087 --> 01:01:48,130
No, that is not what I meant.
1537
01:01:48,213 --> 01:01:49,548
You know what, Mom?
1538
01:01:49,631 --> 01:01:52,259
I'm not going to UCLA
because of some boy, okay?
1539
01:01:52,426 --> 01:01:56,471
I'm going to UCLA because
it's the furthest I can get from you.
1540
01:01:58,390 --> 01:01:59,766
Well...
1541
01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:01,351
Hello?
1542
01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:05,856
Nanaru is on his way.
1543
01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,149
Forty-six minutes.
1544
01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:10,277
Well...
1545
01:02:10,569 --> 01:02:12,487
So, she hates me. (SNIFFLES)
1546
01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:16,617
She doesn't hate you.
1547
01:02:17,159 --> 01:02:20,454
Kayla's ignoring me. She's bringing it
to a whole new level of spite.
1548
01:02:20,704 --> 01:02:22,122
Yeah.
1549
01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:23,874
-That's a new level of pain.
-(SIGHS)
1550
01:02:24,041 --> 01:02:25,876
Yeah. I know.
1551
01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:29,379
It's just different for me
because I gave birth to her
1552
01:02:29,546 --> 01:02:31,256
and I just feel very connected.
1553
01:02:31,423 --> 01:02:32,966
She was living in my body.
1554
01:02:33,133 --> 01:02:34,426
Kayla grew in me.
1555
01:02:34,593 --> 01:02:35,886
She grew in me. She did.
1556
01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:38,680
She grew from my balls
and I shot her into Marcie.
1557
01:02:38,847 --> 01:02:41,141
This is the same for you and me.
1558
01:02:42,434 --> 01:02:43,769
Not exactly.
1559
01:02:43,936 --> 01:02:46,688
I mean, you have daily love in your life
1560
01:02:46,855 --> 01:02:49,858
and I'm probably gonna die alone
1561
01:02:50,025 --> 01:02:52,361
and won't be found for a really long time.
1562
01:02:52,945 --> 01:02:55,113
Until one day, someone will be walking by
1563
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,657
with their golden retriever,
1564
01:02:56,823 --> 01:02:58,700
and the dog is just gonna lose its shit.
1565
01:02:58,867 --> 01:03:00,118
And then they're gonna call the police
1566
01:03:00,285 --> 01:03:04,331
and then they're gonna
come in and find me draped over the tub
1567
01:03:04,498 --> 01:03:08,293
with my feral cats eating away at my hair.
1568
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:09,670
'Cause cats do that.
1569
01:03:10,337 --> 01:03:13,173
The fuck is wrong with you?
That is some dark shit!
1570
01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:14,550
You're gonna die alone?
1571
01:03:14,716 --> 01:03:17,636
-Whoa, whoa. My man! Come on!
-Where the hell did you get that idea?
1572
01:03:17,803 --> 01:03:19,054
I call you all the time.
1573
01:03:19,221 --> 01:03:20,764
You ever return my calls? No.
1574
01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,766
Because we're not really
friends, you and me.
1575
01:03:23,308 --> 01:03:24,309
We're not friends?
1576
01:03:24,393 --> 01:03:25,936
I don't mean it at that...
1577
01:03:26,395 --> 01:03:27,729
You know what you are?
1578
01:03:27,896 --> 01:03:31,400
You are like the thing
that pops up on Facebook...
1579
01:03:31,775 --> 01:03:37,322
And then it's, like, this beautiful
picture of your grandma who's dead.
1580
01:03:37,489 --> 01:03:41,034
And you're, like, "Fuck you,
Facebook, for reminding me of my loss."
1581
01:03:41,201 --> 01:03:43,829
That's why you're avoiding me?
Because I remind you of loss?
1582
01:03:43,996 --> 01:03:48,667
Yes! I don't wanna be reminded of sweet,
young Julie and our kids
1583
01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:50,961
and that beautiful time
in our lives is over.
1584
01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:54,339
Oh, God! Boo-fucking-hoo with you two!
1585
01:03:54,506 --> 01:03:57,217
You guys completely ignore me. Always.
1586
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:58,302
Yeah, no shit, cheater.
1587
01:03:58,385 --> 01:04:00,053
Oh, "Cheater"?
That's my designation?
1588
01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:02,097
That's what I am?
I'm the cheater?
1589
01:04:02,264 --> 01:04:03,348
Fuck that shit.
1590
01:04:03,515 --> 01:04:05,976
Did you guys ever once call me
when that went down
1591
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,395
and ask me my side of the story?
1592
01:04:08,562 --> 01:04:09,813
You didn't.
1593
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,023
I would've told you the truth.
1594
01:04:11,190 --> 01:04:13,692
I would've told you
that Brenda had stopped talking to me
1595
01:04:13,859 --> 01:04:15,736
months before that happened.
1596
01:04:15,903 --> 01:04:19,406
Do you know she hooked up with her boss
at a company retreat in Wisconsin?
1597
01:04:19,573 --> 01:04:20,657
Do you know she beat me up?
1598
01:04:20,824 --> 01:04:24,786
She fucking beat me up
at a Romano's fucking Macaroni Grill!
1599
01:04:24,953 --> 01:04:27,206
She fucking slapped me
in front of the fucking maître'd!
1600
01:04:27,372 --> 01:04:28,582
-I didn't know that.
-I'm sorry, man.
1601
01:04:28,749 --> 01:04:30,250
And I fucking embarrassed myself
1602
01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:32,878
and I embarrassed myself
in front of my daughter.
1603
01:04:33,045 --> 01:04:35,714
And I thought, "You know,
I should pull back a little bit,"
1604
01:04:35,881 --> 01:04:36,965
and fucking Frank showed up.
1605
01:04:37,466 --> 01:04:38,717
And I pulled back more
1606
01:04:38,884 --> 01:04:40,594
and I thought, "One day I'm gonna fix it.
1607
01:04:40,761 --> 01:04:42,387
"One day I'm gonna fucking fix it."
1608
01:04:42,554 --> 01:04:47,309
And then I thought if I gave her
something awesome like a great night...
1609
01:04:49,478 --> 01:04:52,856
I could get close with her
again, but I can't.
1610
01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:56,652
(SNIFFLES)
1611
01:04:56,735 --> 01:04:59,154
'Cause she's gone.
They're just...
1612
01:04:59,488 --> 01:05:00,489
(SIGHS) The kids,
1613
01:05:01,073 --> 01:05:02,074
-they just leave.
-Oh, shit!
1614
01:05:02,241 --> 01:05:04,284
I know how we can find 'em.
1615
01:05:04,451 --> 01:05:05,702
Go to Cathy and Ron's.
1616
01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:07,329
Austin's been texting them
all night.
1617
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,331
Did you hear
anything I said just now?
1618
01:05:09,498 --> 01:05:10,499
That's a great idea.
1619
01:05:10,749 --> 01:05:12,459
(SIGHS) Fuck it.
It's just good to say it out loud.
1620
01:05:12,626 --> 01:05:13,877
Let's go flip that car.
1621
01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:15,045
Hell...
1622
01:05:15,921 --> 01:05:18,006
Jesus Christ!
1623
01:05:19,091 --> 01:05:21,760
Oh, my fucking God!
1624
01:05:23,303 --> 01:05:24,555
Shit!
1625
01:05:25,097 --> 01:05:27,224
My car just exploded.
1626
01:05:30,143 --> 01:05:34,231
Nanaru is 26 minutes away.
So that's good.
1627
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:35,482
I thought I canceled him.
1628
01:05:35,649 --> 01:05:36,817
Thanks, Nanaru.
1629
01:05:36,984 --> 01:05:39,862
So Austin's parents
aren't gonna just tell us where they are.
1630
01:05:40,028 --> 01:05:42,030
So we need to get Ron's phone,
1631
01:05:42,197 --> 01:05:44,992
read the texts, and find our kids. Okay?
1632
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:47,035
Hunter, it's not gonna be you.
1633
01:05:47,202 --> 01:05:48,537
So, Mitchell, it's you.
1634
01:05:48,704 --> 01:05:50,914
No. That's breaking
and entering. That is...
1635
01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:52,457
I'm uncomfortable with that.
1636
01:05:52,624 --> 01:05:54,209
Are you a team player,
or aren't you?
1637
01:05:54,376 --> 01:05:55,377
Am I a team player?
1638
01:05:55,544 --> 01:05:57,838
I just chugged a 40 with my asshole.
I'm a team player.
1639
01:05:58,005 --> 01:05:59,464
Then get your head in the game.
1640
01:05:59,631 --> 01:06:01,133
It's the bottom of the third.
1641
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:04,595
We are down by one
and there is not a lot of game left.
1642
01:06:06,013 --> 01:06:07,139
There is a lot of game left though.
1643
01:06:07,347 --> 01:06:11,768
Listen. You have
one pass left. One. One pass.
1644
01:06:12,686 --> 01:06:13,770
-(STAMMERS)
-Is it rugby? Is it
1645
01:06:13,854 --> 01:06:14,897
-Australian rules football?
-They don't put a limit on passing.
1646
01:06:15,063 --> 01:06:16,398
If it was the third,
then I'd have the fourth.
1647
01:06:16,565 --> 01:06:17,858
You know what?
You know what's happening right now?
1648
01:06:18,025 --> 01:06:19,443
Let me tell you
what's happening right now,
1649
01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:22,070
is Kayla and Connor
are sliding into bed.
1650
01:06:22,237 --> 01:06:23,322
He's grabbing a condom
1651
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:25,532
and then he's flicking it
to the side
1652
01:06:25,699 --> 01:06:27,326
with a smirk on his face.
1653
01:06:27,576 --> 01:06:30,329
That fucking smirk. No way.
1654
01:06:30,495 --> 01:06:33,290
We need a Hail Mary pass.
Are you up for that, son?
1655
01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:34,750
-Yes, Coach.
-Well, I can't hear you.
1656
01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:36,501
-Yes, Coach. I'm in it!
-I can't hear you.
1657
01:06:36,668 --> 01:06:38,003
I can fucking do this!
Let's go!
1658
01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:39,379
HUNTER: We gotta be quiet.
1659
01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:45,677
HUNTER: (WHISPERS) Careful.
1660
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,266
(EXHALES)
1661
01:06:51,350 --> 01:06:52,434
All right, go.
1662
01:06:52,935 --> 01:06:53,936
Go.
1663
01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:21,338
Did you...
1664
01:07:29,513 --> 01:07:31,807
(WHISPERING) Go. There's a person!
1665
01:07:31,974 --> 01:07:33,517
(MOUTHING) What? Fuck you.
1666
01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,687
Jesus Christ.
1667
01:07:49,241 --> 01:07:52,160
RON: I'm gonna get you!
1668
01:07:52,661 --> 01:07:56,456
(CHUCKLES)
Not if I get you first.
1669
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:59,042
(CATHY IMITATES MONKEY)
1670
01:08:03,797 --> 01:08:04,798
Get away from here.
1671
01:08:04,882 --> 01:08:05,883
I'm fucking out!
1672
01:08:05,966 --> 01:08:07,426
-Mitchell, in!
-Get in. (GASPS)
1673
01:08:09,344 --> 01:08:10,345
Cath?
1674
01:08:10,429 --> 01:08:11,680
CATHY: Ron, no talking.
1675
01:08:11,972 --> 01:08:12,973
Come on, we had a deal.
1676
01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:16,350
We have to find each other
by sensing each other's musks.
1677
01:08:16,518 --> 01:08:17,935
Can't use our voices.
1678
01:08:18,895 --> 01:08:20,898
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1679
01:08:23,483 --> 01:08:26,194
(THUDDING)
1680
01:08:33,368 --> 01:08:35,037
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1681
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,206
(CATHY IMITATES MONKEY)
1682
01:08:37,288 --> 01:08:38,582
Here, kitty, kitty.
1683
01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,417
I can smell that musk.
1684
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:42,502
-(HISSING)
-(CATHY PURRING)
1685
01:08:47,049 --> 01:08:48,342
-(CATHY YELPS)
-(RON CHUCKLES)
1686
01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:49,426
-(MOUTHS)
-RON: Yeah!
1687
01:08:49,510 --> 01:08:52,429
Yeah! Yeah! I like
the sound of that!
1688
01:08:52,513 --> 01:08:53,805
CATHY: Oh!
1689
01:08:54,056 --> 01:08:55,724
RON: Oh! Hey!
1690
01:08:55,806 --> 01:08:58,476
You wanna touch first,
that works for Ronnie!
1691
01:08:58,644 --> 01:08:59,685
You want me to touch you?
1692
01:08:59,853 --> 01:09:01,104
-Help yourself. Yes.
-You want me to touch you?
1693
01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:03,482
I'm gonna touch you. Hard.
1694
01:09:03,565 --> 01:09:04,608
-Do it.
-How about I touch you...
1695
01:09:04,690 --> 01:09:06,275
-Do it.
-...with my nails, baby?
1696
01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:08,487
-Let's have it!
-Oh!
1697
01:09:08,569 --> 01:09:11,573
-CATHY: Your hair is so sexy, babe.
-Oh, your grip is unbelievable.
1698
01:09:11,739 --> 01:09:14,493
I want you to touch me
where I like.
1699
01:09:14,659 --> 01:09:16,578
My balls. You know?
1700
01:09:16,703 --> 01:09:17,828
(BOTH MOUTHING)
1701
01:09:31,260 --> 01:09:33,929
-RON: I want it bad. Do it, come on!
-Really? How bad?
1702
01:09:42,895 --> 01:09:45,357
RON: Let's go. Come on.
Come on, do it!
1703
01:09:45,524 --> 01:09:47,317
-You there?
-What, this isn't hard enough?
1704
01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:48,609
RON: Let's go. Come on.
1705
01:09:48,777 --> 01:09:50,319
-CATHY: Harder?
-RON: Come on, do it.
1706
01:09:50,487 --> 01:09:51,488
Do it, I'm waiting.
1707
01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:52,656
Okeydoke.
1708
01:09:53,364 --> 01:09:55,158
CATHY: Oh, yeah,
you like that?
1709
01:09:55,242 --> 01:09:57,536
Hey, man, I don't judge
people's sex shit.
1710
01:09:57,828 --> 01:09:59,246
But that was
ridiculous and stupid.
1711
01:09:59,413 --> 01:10:00,581
Way to take one
for the team, guys.
1712
01:10:00,747 --> 01:10:02,374
Hold on, hold on,
hold on. Here it is.
1713
01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:04,209
"The police came
to the lake house.
1714
01:10:04,376 --> 01:10:06,587
"Almost lost my flower
but didn't quite work out."
1715
01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:07,671
ALL: "Flower"?
1716
01:10:07,754 --> 01:10:08,755
He said that? He's a boy.
1717
01:10:08,839 --> 01:10:11,175
LISA: Buh, buh, buh...
"Heading to the Park West Hotel.
1718
01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,718
"We've got the Grand Lux Suite.
1719
01:10:12,885 --> 01:10:15,345
"Looks like the little boy
is becoming a man."
1720
01:10:15,429 --> 01:10:16,430
Fucking dork.
1721
01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:17,514
Okay, so that was
10 minutes ago.
1722
01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:18,682
So they haven't had sex yet.
1723
01:10:18,765 --> 01:10:19,766
We can still catch them.
1724
01:10:19,850 --> 01:10:21,643
Okay, let's do this.
1725
01:11:06,855 --> 01:11:07,856
Hey.
1726
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:09,274
-Hey.
-Hey.
1727
01:11:09,441 --> 01:11:11,026
How's she doing?
Is she okay?
1728
01:11:11,193 --> 01:11:12,945
No, she's not doing okay.
She's bummed.
1729
01:11:13,111 --> 01:11:15,447
She doesn't even wanna kiss.
And I love kissing.
1730
01:11:17,491 --> 01:11:19,159
Give me your room key.
1731
01:11:19,326 --> 01:11:20,369
-What? Why?
-Yeah.
1732
01:11:20,452 --> 01:11:23,872
Give me your room key and then
bring her up in, like, 15 minutes.
1733
01:11:24,289 --> 01:11:25,791
Uh, okay.
1734
01:11:25,874 --> 01:11:28,794
Yes. Thanks. You're the man.
Thank you for this.
1735
01:11:29,378 --> 01:11:30,504
(SIGHS)
1736
01:11:36,051 --> 01:11:38,679
How we supposed to find them
in this place? It's got, like, 20 rooms.
1737
01:11:38,846 --> 01:11:41,765
HUNTER: I'm sorry,
what the fuck are you talking about?
1738
01:11:41,932 --> 01:11:44,935
"Twenty"? It's got,
like, 200! What? Twenty?
1739
01:11:45,102 --> 01:11:47,229
Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor.
1740
01:11:47,396 --> 01:11:48,605
HUNTER: Go, go, go! Move!
1741
01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:49,773
Hurry, Lisa!
1742
01:11:50,232 --> 01:11:52,943
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
1743
01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:52,127
(SIGHS)
1744
01:12:52,211 --> 01:12:54,213
What am I doing here?
1745
01:13:08,268 --> 01:13:09,603
(DOOR OPENS)
1746
01:13:11,271 --> 01:13:12,356
(DOOR CLOSES)
1747
01:13:13,273 --> 01:13:14,816
Oh, my God! (GASPS)
1748
01:13:14,983 --> 01:13:16,860
Oh, my God, my favorite!
1749
01:13:17,611 --> 01:13:19,321
That's so sweet. (GASPS)
1750
01:13:19,404 --> 01:13:21,990
Oh, my God!
This is a dream! (GASPS)
1751
01:13:22,157 --> 01:13:25,619
It's, like, perfect!
That is so nice! You're so sweet.
1752
01:13:25,786 --> 01:13:28,830
It actually wasn't me.
It was Kayla.
1753
01:13:28,997 --> 01:13:30,457
She wanted you to have
the perfect night.
1754
01:13:30,624 --> 01:13:31,667
That's why it looks so good.
1755
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,043
Well,
1756
01:13:33,210 --> 01:13:34,545
why do you look so good?
1757
01:13:34,628 --> 01:13:36,463
(CHUCKLES) You're such a dork.
1758
01:13:36,630 --> 01:13:38,215
I know.
1759
01:13:40,843 --> 01:13:42,094
Oh, my God! (GASPS)
1760
01:13:44,805 --> 01:13:45,848
(GIGGLES)
1761
01:13:46,932 --> 01:13:48,642
Not as smooth as I could have.
1762
01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:54,356
Let me get my shoes.
1763
01:13:58,610 --> 01:13:59,695
Kayla?
1764
01:13:59,778 --> 01:14:01,029
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER STOPS)
1765
01:14:05,951 --> 01:14:07,411
Nobody move, where's Kayla?
1766
01:14:07,578 --> 01:14:08,579
Kayla?
1767
01:14:08,871 --> 01:14:09,872
Kayla?
1768
01:14:10,873 --> 01:14:12,958
Get that outta here.
1769
01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,501
-Um, how's this work?
-No, just leave it.
1770
01:14:14,668 --> 01:14:16,211
-Okay, cool. Mmm-hmm.
-It's difficult.
1771
01:14:19,339 --> 01:14:21,049
Play sports!
1772
01:14:27,806 --> 01:14:28,807
And that's that.
1773
01:14:28,891 --> 01:14:29,975
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1774
01:14:30,058 --> 01:14:32,019
So, you sure you wanna do this?
1775
01:14:32,186 --> 01:14:33,187
Yeah.
1776
01:14:33,353 --> 01:14:34,730
Yes! Fuck, yeah.
1777
01:14:34,897 --> 01:14:36,648
You're gonna penis me.
1778
01:14:36,732 --> 01:14:37,733
Yeah.
1779
01:14:37,816 --> 01:14:39,359
First I'm gonna...
1780
01:14:39,526 --> 01:14:40,736
I'm just gonna touch it.
1781
01:14:40,903 --> 01:14:42,404
You wanna touch it?
Yeah, you can touch it.
1782
01:14:42,571 --> 01:14:44,364
-Yeah, yeah, go for it.
-Okay, just, like...
1783
01:14:44,656 --> 01:14:46,325
Oh! Wow!
1784
01:14:46,408 --> 01:14:50,454
Okay. That is like the greatest feeling
I've ever had in my entire life.
1785
01:14:50,621 --> 01:14:51,955
-(SHUDDERS)
-Really?
1786
01:14:52,331 --> 01:14:56,168
It doesn't just feel like
a super-dry hand of a friend?
1787
01:14:56,335 --> 01:14:57,878
No. Nope.
1788
01:14:59,213 --> 01:15:00,756
Okay. So,
1789
01:15:01,548 --> 01:15:03,008
do you wanna
1790
01:15:04,510 --> 01:15:05,511
put it in?
1791
01:15:08,972 --> 01:15:09,973
No.
1792
01:15:10,474 --> 01:15:11,475
Okay.
1793
01:15:11,558 --> 01:15:12,893
-I can't. I'm sorry.
-You know what?
1794
01:15:13,310 --> 01:15:15,437
Look, we don't...
(SHOUTING)
1795
01:15:15,604 --> 01:15:17,105
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1796
01:15:17,272 --> 01:15:18,857
-Holy shit!
-Look at all of it.
1797
01:15:19,024 --> 01:15:20,901
Oh, my gosh!
I gotta get over.
1798
01:15:21,401 --> 01:15:24,738
-Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-(LAUGHING)
1799
01:15:24,905 --> 01:15:27,449
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry. I just...
1800
01:15:27,616 --> 01:15:28,825
-It's okay.
-I was thinking about it
1801
01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:30,744
and you, and then it just...
1802
01:15:30,911 --> 01:15:31,954
I'm sorry.
1803
01:15:32,037 --> 01:15:33,956
-(PANTING)
-(CHUCKLES)
1804
01:15:35,624 --> 01:15:36,625
You're amazing.
1805
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:38,669
I know we're still virgins,
1806
01:15:39,127 --> 01:15:41,213
but I feel different.
You know?
1807
01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:42,422
Yeah.
1808
01:15:44,216 --> 01:15:45,717
I know. (SIGHS)
1809
01:15:48,220 --> 01:15:50,848
You ready to, uh, do this?
1810
01:15:52,057 --> 01:15:53,058
Wait.
1811
01:15:53,141 --> 01:15:54,560
Wait. Um...
1812
01:15:55,769 --> 01:15:58,230
Ah, shit.
1813
01:15:58,397 --> 01:15:59,565
Shit.
1814
01:16:02,109 --> 01:16:04,027
Maybe Julie was right.
1815
01:16:04,361 --> 01:16:05,571
Like, maybe
1816
01:16:05,737 --> 01:16:09,199
losing your virginity doesn't
have to be perfect, but...
1817
01:16:09,366 --> 01:16:12,953
I feel like it should just be, like,
a little bit more special than this.
1818
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:14,621
-Yeah.
-Like, not cheesy, but...
1819
01:16:15,163 --> 01:16:17,040
Like, if I was hard-pressed
right now,
1820
01:16:17,207 --> 01:16:19,710
I don't think I could
remember your last name.
1821
01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:20,878
-It's Aldrich.
-Aldrich!
1822
01:16:21,461 --> 01:16:22,754
I thought it was Ostrich.
1823
01:16:22,921 --> 01:16:26,300
I didn't realize that you're a virgin.
You know?
1824
01:16:26,466 --> 01:16:27,467
Yeah.
1825
01:16:27,968 --> 01:16:31,388
Um, but, like, I'd still be down to do it
1826
01:16:31,555 --> 01:16:32,931
but maybe, like, you know,
1827
01:16:33,098 --> 01:16:34,725
when we get to know
each other a little more.
1828
01:16:34,892 --> 01:16:37,269
Like, maybe Monday
or something?
1829
01:16:37,352 --> 01:16:38,353
Yeah.
1830
01:16:38,437 --> 01:16:39,438
Not to, like,
plan it and be weird.
1831
01:16:39,605 --> 01:16:41,690
No, no, I can look
at my schedule and see if it's...
1832
01:16:41,773 --> 01:16:42,774
-Okay.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
1833
01:16:42,858 --> 01:16:44,359
Pencil it in.
1834
01:16:45,277 --> 01:16:46,945
-Um, yeah, that's cool.
-Okay, cool.
1835
01:16:47,112 --> 01:16:50,157
Let's just relax. We could do
some light journaling or something.
1836
01:16:50,365 --> 01:16:53,452
Yeah, yeah, we could do that.
1837
01:16:54,203 --> 01:16:58,540
Or we could do,
like, other stuff.
1838
01:16:58,707 --> 01:17:00,042
Yeah, like what?
1839
01:17:00,209 --> 01:17:01,710
Like...
1840
01:17:02,419 --> 01:17:04,630
Not sex, but... (SIGHS)
1841
01:17:06,006 --> 01:17:09,468
I'm still down for pleasure.
1842
01:17:09,551 --> 01:17:10,802
(CHUCKLES)
1843
01:17:16,558 --> 01:17:17,976
You got this.
1844
01:17:18,143 --> 01:17:20,646
Hey, guys, what's up?
Anyone seen Sam?
1845
01:17:20,812 --> 01:17:22,397
Anyone seen Sam?
1846
01:17:27,694 --> 01:17:28,820
Chad!
1847
01:17:34,159 --> 01:17:35,244
(GROANS)
1848
01:17:35,327 --> 01:17:36,370
Oh, Jesus!
1849
01:17:36,453 --> 01:17:37,871
(BOTH GROANING)
1850
01:17:38,497 --> 01:17:39,957
What the...
1851
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:41,041
You again?
1852
01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:42,292
-You?
-What the fuck?
1853
01:17:42,459 --> 01:17:43,794
What's your beef with me, dude?
1854
01:17:43,961 --> 01:17:45,128
I don't know who the fuck you are!
1855
01:17:45,295 --> 01:17:47,130
I'm Jake motherfucking Donahue!
1856
01:17:47,297 --> 01:17:49,132
That name means nothing to me!
1857
01:17:49,299 --> 01:17:52,678
Do you know what it's like to be
humiliated in front of everyone you know
1858
01:17:52,845 --> 01:17:54,638
and have to seek redemption for that?
1859
01:17:56,181 --> 01:17:57,724
Actually, yes, I do!
1860
01:17:57,891 --> 01:17:59,309
Kayla?
1861
01:17:59,476 --> 01:18:00,894
Kayla?
1862
01:18:01,061 --> 01:18:02,521
Kayla?
1863
01:18:02,688 --> 01:18:04,898
Get the hell away from my daughter,
you little piece of shit!
1864
01:18:05,065 --> 01:18:06,441
-Dad, what the...
-(SHRIEKING)
1865
01:18:07,276 --> 01:18:08,277
KAYLA: Oh, my God!
1866
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,862
Are you okay?
He didn't hurt you, did he?
1867
01:18:10,028 --> 01:18:11,363
What? No, he didn't hurt me.
1868
01:18:11,530 --> 01:18:13,407
Holy shit! Connor?
1869
01:18:13,574 --> 01:18:15,158
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
1870
01:18:15,325 --> 01:18:16,785
I'm actually totally fine.
1871
01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:18,328
Connor, I'm so sorry.
1872
01:18:18,412 --> 01:18:20,622
-Are you okay, though? Are you sure?
-Yeah.
1873
01:18:21,248 --> 01:18:22,624
Dad! What the...
1874
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:23,792
What are you doing here?
1875
01:18:23,876 --> 01:18:25,210
I've been following you
around all night!
1876
01:18:25,294 --> 01:18:26,295
Are you ser... Oh, my God!
1877
01:18:26,378 --> 01:18:27,504
You've been following me?
1878
01:18:27,671 --> 01:18:29,173
-Are you crazy?
-You gave me no choice!
1879
01:18:29,339 --> 01:18:30,465
You're in over your head
with this kid.
1880
01:18:30,632 --> 01:18:33,260
I am not some pathetic
damsel in distress that needs saving.
1881
01:18:33,427 --> 01:18:34,595
-I can handle myself.
-No, you can't.
1882
01:18:34,761 --> 01:18:36,263
-Yes, I can!
-No, you can't!
1883
01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:37,806
-Yes, I can!
-Kayla,
1884
01:18:38,182 --> 01:18:41,101
you can't. And that's why I'm here.
1885
01:18:41,310 --> 01:18:42,311
It's my job.
1886
01:18:44,104 --> 01:18:45,189
Oh.
1887
01:18:45,814 --> 01:18:50,360
Yeah, so you just don't think I can make
my own decisions and handle myself.
1888
01:18:51,737 --> 01:18:53,697
That really fucking sucks.
1889
01:18:56,825 --> 01:18:58,952
(SIGHS) Kayla...
1890
01:18:59,995 --> 01:19:02,623
Kayla, I'm just trying
to figure this thing out.
1891
01:19:03,373 --> 01:19:05,667
God! Why is sex even bad?
1892
01:19:05,751 --> 01:19:06,835
(SIGHS)
1893
01:19:08,503 --> 01:19:10,005
(SIGHS)
1894
01:19:10,797 --> 01:19:12,549
I don't know. I don't know.
It's not... You know, it's...
1895
01:19:15,093 --> 01:19:16,595
I don't know.
1896
01:19:17,596 --> 01:19:18,931
I'm...
1897
01:19:19,848 --> 01:19:22,434
I'm just trying to be
the best dad I can be.
1898
01:19:22,601 --> 01:19:25,020
Well, you are.
1899
01:19:25,896 --> 01:19:28,190
You taught me everything.
1900
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:31,026
You built me up.
1901
01:19:31,193 --> 01:19:33,487
Made me strong.
1902
01:19:33,654 --> 01:19:36,615
You made me
into who I am. Like, that's...
1903
01:19:36,698 --> 01:19:37,950
(CHUCKLES)
1904
01:19:38,116 --> 01:19:41,119
You did not have to save me
tonight, Dad.
1905
01:19:41,286 --> 01:19:44,748
You taught me how to do that
a long time ago.
1906
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,085
And I love you for it.
1907
01:19:50,546 --> 01:19:52,548
You're the best coach ever.
(CHUCKLES)
1908
01:19:57,886 --> 01:20:00,013
Thank you. (SNIFFLING) Thank you.
1909
01:20:00,597 --> 01:20:02,099
Oh, Dad, come on.
1910
01:20:03,308 --> 01:20:04,852
Come on, toughen up.
1911
01:20:06,562 --> 01:20:08,146
It was just really nice,
what you said.
1912
01:20:09,189 --> 01:20:11,191
-It's good. It's good.
-I mean it.
1913
01:20:12,025 --> 01:20:13,777
Thanks, I feel like...
1914
01:20:13,944 --> 01:20:17,990
Like Phil Jackson
when he was coaching the Bulls...
1915
01:20:18,156 --> 01:20:21,785
And then they were so good.
1916
01:20:21,869 --> 01:20:23,370
-(CHUCKLES)
-(SNIFFLES)
1917
01:20:23,453 --> 01:20:24,997
-That's how I feel right now.
-Yeah.
1918
01:20:25,747 --> 01:20:27,833
AUSTIN: Uh, I should've taken
my socks off first.
1919
01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:29,543
(KIDS LAUGHING)
1920
01:20:31,086 --> 01:20:34,006
I'm just warning you, I've practiced a few
times but this might not go that well.
1921
01:20:34,173 --> 01:20:35,215
That doesn't look right.
1922
01:20:35,382 --> 01:20:36,633
-Yeah, all right.
-I think you need another one.
1923
01:20:36,758 --> 01:20:37,759
AUSTIN: I think we need
another one, too.
1924
01:20:37,843 --> 01:20:38,886
JULIE: Wait, wait.
1925
01:20:39,052 --> 01:20:40,554
We have to do our dance.
1926
01:20:40,721 --> 01:20:42,347
-We have to... Yeah, yeah.
-What, now?
1927
01:20:42,431 --> 01:20:43,432
Naked?
1928
01:20:43,515 --> 01:20:45,434
No, get me one of
those, um, hotel robes.
1929
01:20:45,601 --> 01:20:46,768
I wanna feel fabulous.
1930
01:20:46,935 --> 01:20:47,936
(LAUGHS) Okay.
1931
01:20:48,312 --> 01:20:49,479
Coming right up, my lady.
1932
01:20:53,358 --> 01:20:55,319
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
1933
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,534
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1934
01:21:05,204 --> 01:21:07,956
AUSTIN: We're gonna christen
every corner of this room.
1935
01:21:08,123 --> 01:21:09,124
And when we're done,
1936
01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:11,043
let's FaceTime my parents.
1937
01:21:11,210 --> 01:21:14,880
JULIE: Okay, but right now,
I want you to stare into my eyes.
1938
01:21:15,047 --> 01:21:16,089
AUSTIN: What?
1939
01:21:16,465 --> 01:21:19,635
JULIE: Mmm-hmm. I just want,
like, a real connection.
1940
01:21:19,801 --> 01:21:21,637
AUSTIN: So you just want me
to look straight into your eyes
1941
01:21:21,803 --> 01:21:23,472
for the next three minutes and 37 seconds?
1942
01:21:23,555 --> 01:21:24,556
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
1943
01:21:33,649 --> 01:21:34,650
Look at me.
1944
01:21:47,496 --> 01:21:49,623
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(THUDS)
1945
01:21:54,795 --> 01:21:56,547
-(CRACKLING)
-(MOANS)
1946
01:21:57,965 --> 01:21:59,132
(GASPS)
1947
01:22:37,838 --> 01:22:38,922
(SIGHS)
1948
01:22:49,099 --> 01:22:50,475
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1949
01:22:51,351 --> 01:22:52,352
-(EXCLAIMS) Dad?
-Where is he?
1950
01:22:52,436 --> 01:22:53,437
What are you doing here?
1951
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:54,563
Chad?
1952
01:22:54,646 --> 01:22:56,190
Hey, Chad, you motherfucker.
1953
01:22:56,356 --> 01:22:58,483
Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
1954
01:22:58,650 --> 01:23:00,068
Did he make you do something
you don’t wanna do?
1955
01:23:00,235 --> 01:23:02,654
'Cause I don’t care
if he's the fucking coolest kid in school.
1956
01:23:02,821 --> 01:23:06,575
I'm gonna shove his fedora
so far up his ass, it'll be a hat.
1957
01:23:06,742 --> 01:23:09,411
No, Dad, we didn't do it.
1958
01:23:09,578 --> 01:23:13,957
All right? And even if we did,
it would be none of your business.
1959
01:23:17,753 --> 01:23:20,464
It's just, I was worried about you.
(SIGHS)
1960
01:23:20,797 --> 01:23:21,840
Well, that's a first.
1961
01:23:23,258 --> 01:23:24,259
I deserve that.
1962
01:23:25,594 --> 01:23:27,846
(SIGHS) Sam, I gotta tell you something
and I'm just gonna say it.
1963
01:23:31,642 --> 01:23:32,893
(SIGHS)
1964
01:23:34,686 --> 01:23:35,854
(SIGHS)
1965
01:23:37,648 --> 01:23:40,234
Sam, I have realized
1966
01:23:40,442 --> 01:23:42,778
over the last few years
1967
01:23:44,196 --> 01:23:46,240
that I've made
a big mistake in my life.
1968
01:23:47,199 --> 01:23:48,534
What, like cheating on my mom?
1969
01:23:49,743 --> 01:23:51,495
Well, no. Marrying your mom.
1970
01:23:51,787 --> 01:23:53,872
But, no, that wasn't a mistake,
1971
01:23:54,039 --> 01:23:56,166
because then I wouldn't
have had you. Uh...
1972
01:23:57,376 --> 01:24:01,505
I've made lots of mistakes,
but the big mistake
1973
01:24:03,131 --> 01:24:07,761
is that I let what happened
between your mom and I
1974
01:24:08,804 --> 01:24:11,390
get in the way of our relationship.
1975
01:24:15,727 --> 01:24:16,728
I'm sorry.
1976
01:24:18,146 --> 01:24:19,439
And I hope that
1977
01:24:19,606 --> 01:24:21,650
we can start over and
1978
01:24:22,818 --> 01:24:25,320
build up our relationship
again because
1979
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,448
you're my only kid.
1980
01:24:29,992 --> 01:24:31,159
And I'm your only dad.
1981
01:24:31,702 --> 01:24:33,829
-Well, Frank is...
-Fuck Frank.
1982
01:24:33,912 --> 01:24:35,330
(CHUCKLES)
1983
01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:39,459
Frank's fine.
1984
01:24:40,252 --> 01:24:41,837
Dad,
1985
01:24:42,212 --> 01:24:43,422
can I tell you something now?
1986
01:24:43,589 --> 01:24:45,924
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, anything.
1987
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:48,010
I'm a lesbian.
1988
01:24:58,145 --> 01:24:59,521
What does your mom think?
1989
01:24:59,688 --> 01:25:00,731
She doesn't know.
1990
01:25:05,944 --> 01:25:07,487
You told me before you told your mom?
1991
01:25:07,654 --> 01:25:08,697
Yeah.
1992
01:25:08,864 --> 01:25:09,948
(VOICE BREAKING) That's big news.
1993
01:25:10,407 --> 01:25:11,783
She doesn’t know?
1994
01:25:12,659 --> 01:25:14,244
-You didn’t tell Frank?
-No.
1995
01:25:14,411 --> 01:25:16,622
(SOBBING)
1996
01:25:24,213 --> 01:25:25,964
Ah. (SNIFFLES)
1997
01:25:26,089 --> 01:25:28,509
Okay. Over. Crying is over.
1998
01:25:29,801 --> 01:25:30,886
What do your girlfriends think?
1999
01:25:31,053 --> 01:25:32,804
No, I'm too nervous,
I can't tell them.
2000
01:25:33,096 --> 01:25:35,474
You're nervous
to tell Kayla and Julie?
2001
01:25:36,391 --> 01:25:38,268
I don’t wanna lose
my two best friends.
2002
01:25:38,435 --> 01:25:40,562
This is the stuff you tell
the people you care about.
2003
01:25:41,104 --> 01:25:43,565
You think they're not gonna support you
because you're gay?
2004
01:25:43,732 --> 01:25:46,944
They would support you
if you were a vampire.
2005
01:25:47,110 --> 01:25:49,154
They would support you more.
2006
01:25:49,238 --> 01:25:51,073
-With all the Twilight shit.
-(GIGGLING)
2007
01:25:51,156 --> 01:25:52,491
Do we still like Twilight?
2008
01:25:52,658 --> 01:25:53,659
Definitely not.
2009
01:25:53,742 --> 01:25:54,993
No, no.
2010
01:25:55,077 --> 01:25:56,537
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
2011
01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:57,621
Oh, God.
2012
01:25:59,164 --> 01:26:00,791
Thanks for showing up.
2013
01:26:01,667 --> 01:26:04,795
Really. But you should
probably leave
2014
01:26:04,962 --> 01:26:08,841
because it's insane that you even
came here in the first place.
2015
01:26:10,467 --> 01:26:11,844
I'd love to get a picture with you.
2016
01:26:12,344 --> 01:26:13,470
Yeah.
2017
01:26:13,637 --> 01:26:15,305
Great. Okay.
2018
01:26:15,764 --> 01:26:16,974
Just gonna stand on this.
2019
01:26:17,140 --> 01:26:19,184
Yeah, you know
the drill. Come on.
2020
01:26:19,351 --> 01:26:21,144
Come on. Here we go.
2021
01:26:21,436 --> 01:26:23,730
Gotta turn it around here.
2022
01:26:26,859 --> 01:26:29,111
Dad, you're not taking it.
2023
01:26:31,613 --> 01:26:33,031
What?
2024
01:26:34,116 --> 01:26:36,451
I'll remember this.
2025
01:26:36,910 --> 01:26:38,078
Come on.
2026
01:26:38,245 --> 01:26:39,746
Oh, my God!
2027
01:26:40,414 --> 01:26:41,456
What's up, dawg?
2028
01:26:41,540 --> 01:26:46,295
So, I just, uh, parented
the shit outta Sam.
2029
01:26:46,962 --> 01:26:48,088
And I feel, uh...
2030
01:26:48,714 --> 01:26:50,424
Oh, God, like, uh,
2031
01:26:50,757 --> 01:26:52,509
-pride, I think?
-That's it.
2032
01:26:52,676 --> 01:26:53,677
It's new.
2033
01:26:54,428 --> 01:26:55,929
-Good for you, man.
-Thanks.
2034
01:26:56,096 --> 01:26:57,347
-Well done, my friend.
-Thank you.
2035
01:26:57,472 --> 01:26:58,473
Well done.
2036
01:26:58,557 --> 01:27:00,017
How'd it go with Kayla?
2037
01:27:00,684 --> 01:27:01,685
Put Connor through a wall.
2038
01:27:02,436 --> 01:27:03,478
Are you serious?
2039
01:27:03,562 --> 01:27:05,147
(LAUGHS) Yeah. He's okay.
2040
01:27:05,314 --> 01:27:07,191
Yeah, he's lighter
than I thought.
2041
01:27:08,066 --> 01:27:09,443
Hey.
2042
01:27:09,610 --> 01:27:10,611
Hi.
2043
01:27:10,777 --> 01:27:12,321
So, Julie's, um...
2044
01:27:13,113 --> 01:27:14,740
Julie's having sex right now.
2045
01:27:14,907 --> 01:27:17,159
-Okay. And sit down.
-Wowee.
2046
01:27:17,326 --> 01:27:18,577
Yeah.
2047
01:27:18,744 --> 01:27:19,745
But it's good.
2048
01:27:19,912 --> 01:27:22,539
It's fine, right?
I mean, you have to do that eventually.
2049
01:27:22,706 --> 01:27:23,707
Right?
2050
01:27:23,790 --> 01:27:25,209
-Are you good?
-Yeah.
2051
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:28,629
They seem like they really like each other
and that's nice. That's a good thing,
2052
01:27:28,795 --> 01:27:31,340
but it's just a little,
you know, scary,
2053
01:27:31,507 --> 01:27:35,385
because what if he doesn’t
know how to do it right? You know, like,
2054
01:27:35,552 --> 01:27:37,221
what if he doesn’t know
where to put it.
2055
01:27:37,387 --> 01:27:39,014
But he knows, right?
Should I go back up there?
2056
01:27:39,181 --> 01:27:40,849
-No! No, no, no, no.
-No, he'll figure it out.
2057
01:27:41,016 --> 01:27:42,017
It's one or the other.
2058
01:27:42,351 --> 01:27:43,894
Nope. Stay right here.
2059
01:27:44,937 --> 01:27:46,480
Do you wanna have
a drink right now?
2060
01:27:48,148 --> 01:27:49,441
Like, hang out?
2061
01:27:49,608 --> 01:27:50,609
Yeah.
2062
01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:52,736
Yes, I do.
2063
01:27:52,903 --> 01:27:54,947
I'm in. I'm definitely in.
2064
01:27:55,656 --> 01:27:57,658
Um, we will
be having some shots of alcohol, please.
2065
01:27:57,741 --> 01:27:58,742
Yes, we will.
2066
01:27:58,825 --> 01:27:59,952
This is crazy.
2067
01:28:00,035 --> 01:28:01,537
(ALL LAUGHING)
2068
01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:02,746
Well, I'm gonna, uh...
2069
01:28:03,664 --> 01:28:06,583
I'll let you guys
have your fun, and I will, uh...
2070
01:28:07,084 --> 01:28:09,127
I'm... I'm gonna
see you guys around.
2071
01:28:14,633 --> 01:28:15,634
Hey!
2072
01:28:17,719 --> 01:28:18,720
You, too.
2073
01:28:20,722 --> 01:28:21,723
Yeah.
2074
01:28:22,474 --> 01:28:23,767
Right!
2075
01:28:23,934 --> 01:28:25,269
Fuck, yeah!
2076
01:28:25,435 --> 01:28:26,645
Piña colada.
2077
01:28:26,812 --> 01:28:28,313
-(LAUGHS)
-Just get him a shot.
2078
01:28:30,023 --> 01:28:31,400
Cheers!
2079
01:28:31,483 --> 01:28:32,484
What a night, guys.
2080
01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:33,777
That's beautiful.
2081
01:28:36,905 --> 01:28:41,451
So, I don't think the kid at the lake
house was actually butt-chugging.
2082
01:28:41,618 --> 01:28:42,619
-Definitely.
-Yeah.
2083
01:28:42,786 --> 01:28:43,996
-What?
-Yeah.
2084
01:28:44,162 --> 01:28:46,540
And so he threw me
through a table...
2085
01:28:46,707 --> 01:28:48,917
KAYLA: I'm so sorry.
CONNOR: No, it was cool.
2086
01:28:49,084 --> 01:28:50,836
-I kinda feel fine. It's cool.
-All right, see you.
2087
01:28:51,003 --> 01:28:52,045
See you.
2088
01:28:52,129 --> 01:28:53,130
CONNOR: Hey, guys.
2089
01:28:53,213 --> 01:28:55,591
-Austin, uh, let's go get a drink, man.
-AUSTIN: Yeah, sure.
2090
01:28:55,924 --> 01:28:56,925
KAYLA: Want a fry?
2091
01:28:57,009 --> 01:28:58,260
So badly. (LAUGHS)
2092
01:29:00,596 --> 01:29:02,306
Can I have a fry, too?
2093
01:29:02,723 --> 01:29:04,266
-Yeah!
-Yes. (LAUGHS)
2094
01:29:05,267 --> 01:29:06,602
So?
2095
01:29:07,644 --> 01:29:09,438
I couldn't go through with it.
2096
01:29:09,605 --> 01:29:12,316
Yeah, I didn't. No.
2097
01:29:13,358 --> 01:29:15,569
-(SAM GASPS)
-(GIGGLING)
2098
01:29:16,111 --> 01:29:17,571
Holy shit.
2099
01:29:17,738 --> 01:29:18,989
You're a woman amongst girls.
2100
01:29:19,156 --> 01:29:20,949
-Julie!
-Congratu-fuck-ulations.
2101
01:29:21,116 --> 01:29:22,159
-Thank you.
-How was it?
2102
01:29:22,242 --> 01:29:23,243
Honestly,
2103
01:29:23,327 --> 01:29:26,705
it was a little painful,
kinda fast, and kinda awkward...
2104
01:29:27,247 --> 01:29:28,332
But absolutely perfect.
2105
01:29:28,665 --> 01:29:29,791
(GIGGLES) Aw!
2106
01:29:29,875 --> 01:29:31,084
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
2107
01:29:31,168 --> 01:29:34,004
You guys, so much
went down tonight.
2108
01:29:34,171 --> 01:29:35,172
-SAM: I know.
-Including...
2109
01:29:36,131 --> 01:29:37,132
Connor!
2110
01:29:37,299 --> 01:29:39,218
-No!
-Let's just say...
2111
01:29:39,301 --> 01:29:43,055
-The Chef went out to eat my pussy.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
2112
01:29:43,138 --> 01:29:44,306
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
2113
01:29:44,389 --> 01:29:45,682
It was good.
2114
01:29:45,766 --> 01:29:49,061
-CHAD: (IMITATES PARTY HORN) DJ Chad.
-Is that Chad?
2115
01:29:49,228 --> 01:29:50,354
-That's Chad.
-That's Chad.
2116
01:29:50,521 --> 01:29:51,813
Chad!
2117
01:29:51,980 --> 01:29:53,690
-CHAD: (SINGING) Scream my name
-Yes, Chad!
2118
01:29:53,774 --> 01:29:54,816
Fuck yeah, Chad!
2119
01:29:54,900 --> 01:29:55,943
I love me
2120
01:29:56,109 --> 01:29:58,946
Gonna love myself
No, I don't need anybody else
2121
01:29:59,029 --> 01:30:00,030
Hey
2122
01:30:00,113 --> 01:30:02,533
Gonna love myself
No, I don't need anybody else
2123
01:30:02,616 --> 01:30:03,659
I love me...
2124
01:30:04,952 --> 01:30:07,287
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2125
01:30:10,749 --> 01:30:12,000
Guys, I gotta tell you something.
2126
01:30:12,167 --> 01:30:13,168
Okay.
2127
01:30:13,335 --> 01:30:15,379
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)
2128
01:30:17,339 --> 01:30:18,340
Really?
2129
01:30:18,423 --> 01:30:19,591
-Yeah.
-Wait, you are?
2130
01:30:20,217 --> 01:30:21,385
Yeah.
2131
01:30:22,010 --> 01:30:24,012
I love you. Forever.
2132
01:30:25,097 --> 01:30:26,265
And you, too.
2133
01:30:26,473 --> 01:30:28,016
Oh, my God!
2134
01:30:28,141 --> 01:30:29,142
I love you.
2135
01:30:29,226 --> 01:30:30,227
KAYLA: Sam!
2136
01:30:30,310 --> 01:30:31,436
Excuse me.
2137
01:30:31,603 --> 01:30:32,729
I can’t believe
you didn't tell us!
2138
01:30:32,896 --> 01:30:34,106
-Yay!
-(GASPS)
2139
01:30:34,189 --> 01:30:35,357
-Ta-da-da-da!
-Aw.
2140
01:30:38,569 --> 01:30:39,570
-Oh, hey!
-Hey.
2141
01:30:39,736 --> 01:30:41,071
-Hey!
-Hi.
2142
01:30:41,864 --> 01:30:42,906
Oh.
2143
01:30:42,990 --> 01:30:45,868
Uh, Julie, I think
we got something over here.
2144
01:30:48,036 --> 01:30:49,162
Dope cape.
2145
01:30:52,165 --> 01:30:55,919
I'm not misreading things.
2146
01:31:20,611 --> 01:31:22,946
So you'll call me every day
till you get to L.A., right?
2147
01:31:23,113 --> 01:31:24,823
Yeah, and then, like,
every day after that.
2148
01:31:24,990 --> 01:31:27,034
-Okay.
-I'm gonna miss you so much.
2149
01:31:27,367 --> 01:31:28,911
You're gonna be okay, though.
2150
01:31:29,286 --> 01:31:30,287
Are you gonna be okay?
2151
01:31:30,370 --> 01:31:33,790
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's the weirdest thing because
2152
01:31:33,957 --> 01:31:38,629
I have been worried
about this day for 18 years.
2153
01:31:38,795 --> 01:31:40,297
And then
2154
01:31:40,464 --> 01:31:44,218
I wake up this morning
and... (EXHALES) Nothing.
2155
01:31:44,384 --> 01:31:48,096
Like, I don't feel
emotional at all. I just feel like...
2156
01:31:48,263 --> 01:31:51,558
It's so bizarre. What is that?
2157
01:31:51,725 --> 01:31:53,477
-It's, like, splashing on me.
-I know.
2158
01:31:53,644 --> 01:31:55,437
-Isn't that so strange?
-Yeah.
2159
01:31:57,105 --> 01:31:58,357
(CHUCKLES)
2160
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,566
I love you, Mom.
2161
01:32:00,359 --> 01:32:01,652
I love you.
2162
01:32:03,028 --> 01:32:04,071
(EXCLAIMS)
2163
01:32:04,154 --> 01:32:05,531
No, I have money. Like...
2164
01:32:05,697 --> 01:32:07,574
Lisa, tell him I can afford... Mmm.
2165
01:32:08,075 --> 01:32:09,826
Sorry, sorry.
2166
01:32:09,993 --> 01:32:11,870
-KAYLA: All right, come on.
-(HORN HONKING)
2167
01:32:12,037 --> 01:32:14,164
-Let's get this road trip started!
-(BOTH CHEERING)
2168
01:32:14,331 --> 01:32:15,374
I love you.
2169
01:32:16,750 --> 01:32:17,834
Okay.
2170
01:32:18,001 --> 01:32:20,003
Hold on.
Let me take a video.
2171
01:32:24,091 --> 01:32:25,759
(SHRIEKS, GIGGLES)
2172
01:32:30,389 --> 01:32:32,266
-I love you.
-LISA: I love you.
2173
01:32:32,432 --> 01:32:33,976
Bye, Mom.
2174
01:32:34,852 --> 01:32:36,061
-HUNTER: I love you. Muah.
-SAM: Okay, bye.
2175
01:32:36,144 --> 01:32:38,105
-KAYLA: See ya.
-Drop Julie off in Cali
2176
01:32:38,272 --> 01:32:40,107
and then you and Kayla
come right back home, and text, please.
2177
01:32:40,274 --> 01:32:41,817
-That's a big maybe.
-HUNTER: Please.
2178
01:32:41,984 --> 01:32:43,610
Hey, take care of
my mom, you two. Okay?
2179
01:32:43,777 --> 01:32:45,070
HUNTER: We will. All right.
CONNOR: Later, big guy.
2180
01:32:45,153 --> 01:32:46,154
I'm going to college!
2181
01:32:46,238 --> 01:32:48,365
HUNTER: Drive careful, young man.
That's precious cargo.
2182
01:32:48,448 --> 01:32:50,325
-(GIRLS SHRIEKING)
-SAM: I love you!
2183
01:32:51,535 --> 01:32:52,536
Aww.
2184
01:32:52,619 --> 01:32:53,620
-Come on.
-Guys.
2185
01:32:53,704 --> 01:32:55,205
-Come on. We did it.
-LISA: We did it.
2186
01:32:56,248 --> 01:32:57,958
-We did it. We parented.
-(BOTH SIGHING)
2187
01:32:58,125 --> 01:32:59,793
-We did it.
-We did it.
2188
01:33:01,211 --> 01:33:02,421
(PHONE CHIMING)
2189
01:33:02,713 --> 01:33:04,548
Oop! It's Julie.
2190
01:33:04,715 --> 01:33:08,510
Oh, I must have been accidentally
added to the group conversation.
2191
01:33:08,677 --> 01:33:10,345
Oh, well,
should probably leave.
2192
01:33:10,512 --> 01:33:12,306
"Can't believe
we're on our own now." (LAUGHS)
2193
01:33:12,389 --> 01:33:13,599
-Aw, that's sweet.
-Yeah.
2194
01:33:13,682 --> 01:33:15,225
"We're gonna get lit af."
2195
01:33:16,018 --> 01:33:18,729
"Lit AF."
That's not great.
2196
01:33:18,896 --> 01:33:21,481
No, that's... They're gonna get
literature. African literature.
2197
01:33:21,648 --> 01:33:22,774
You think that's what "lit AF" means?
You think
2198
01:33:22,858 --> 01:33:23,859
-they're talking to each other about...
-Lit AF.
2199
01:33:23,942 --> 01:33:25,861
"Can The Chef get us..."
2200
01:33:26,195 --> 01:33:27,196
MITCHELL: Trees?
What the hell's trees?
2201
01:33:27,362 --> 01:33:29,323
HUNTER: Trees mean weed,
I told you that. Mushrooms. Pills.
2202
01:33:29,489 --> 01:33:31,658
No, the pills are Kayla's allergy.
That's Claritin.
2203
01:33:31,825 --> 01:33:33,952
It's not Claritin. Look,
snowflakes. That's blow.
2204
01:33:34,119 --> 01:33:36,747
"Hashtag, no parents,
no rules. Hashtag, mad drugs.
2205
01:33:36,914 --> 01:33:39,458
(EXCLAIMS)
"Hashtag, no condoms"?
2206
01:33:39,750 --> 01:33:40,918
Why would they hashtag that?
2207
01:33:41,084 --> 01:33:43,170
Wait, is that a needle
and an eggplant?
2208
01:33:43,670 --> 01:33:46,423
What, are they
gonna inject heroin into some guy's dick?
2209
01:33:46,507 --> 01:33:47,508
-Let's go.
-Let's get in the car.
2210
01:33:47,591 --> 01:33:49,009
-I'll drive.
-I'm sitting behind you.
2211
01:33:49,092 --> 01:33:50,969
-(PHONE CHIMING)
-Wait, wait, wait!
2212
01:33:51,136 --> 01:33:53,138
VOICE: (HIGH-PITCHED)
We're just messing with you! Ha-ha!
2213
01:33:54,515 --> 01:33:56,433
"We love you guys,
don't worry."
2214
01:33:56,517 --> 01:33:57,726
(ALL LAUGHING)
2215
01:33:57,809 --> 01:34:00,812
You guys were so pranked!
I was in on it.
2216
01:34:00,896 --> 01:34:01,897
You didn't know.
2217
01:34:01,980 --> 01:34:03,065
No, no, I did. I didn't know
it was coming right now.
2218
01:34:03,232 --> 01:34:04,274
That's why I kinda
sold it so well.
2219
01:34:04,441 --> 01:34:06,151
But it doesn't matter.
You guys were like...
2220
01:34:06,318 --> 01:34:07,778
"Holy shit!"
2221
01:34:08,195 --> 01:34:09,488
-Yeah.
-(SIGHS)
2222
01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:23,794
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)
2223
01:34:27,798 --> 01:34:29,091
Damn it, Mitchell!
2224
01:34:29,633 --> 01:34:30,634
Marco?
2225
01:34:32,010 --> 01:34:33,011
Polo.
2226
01:34:34,638 --> 01:34:36,640
Mitchell, are you
getting a snack?
2227
01:34:38,433 --> 01:34:41,478
I'm so glad we can do stuff
like this now that Kayla's in college.
2228
01:34:41,645 --> 01:34:43,856
(LAUGHS) I have no idea
where you are.
2229
01:34:44,064 --> 01:34:46,859
I'm gonna do so much stuff
to you when I find you.
2230
01:34:46,942 --> 01:34:48,402
Oh. Oh.
2231
01:34:48,485 --> 01:34:49,570
-Marco.
-Polo.
2232
01:34:49,862 --> 01:34:50,988
-Ah! Ah! (EXCLAIMS)
-Polo!
2233
01:34:51,154 --> 01:34:52,447
I can't believe it,
it took you forever!
2234
01:34:52,614 --> 01:34:54,449
I spent so much time
on the stairs!
2235
01:34:54,616 --> 01:34:56,368
-We're doing this. I know.
-We're, like, totally doing it.
2236
01:34:56,535 --> 01:34:58,287
-Let's just get crazy. I don't know!
-It's hot. Whoo!
2237
01:34:58,704 --> 01:35:01,790
I want you to grab my balls,
like Ron likes it, like hard.
2238
01:35:01,874 --> 01:35:02,916
(SHRIEKS)
2239
01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,543
(BOTH SHRIEKING)