1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:01,569 * Uh, uh, uh, uh 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,605 Joe: It still feels random. 3 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,574 I searched "Dallas plus Cowboys," 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:09,310 I'm sure the first hit is a crappy NFL fan site, 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,345 but the second site that comes up? 6 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,713 Yeah, well, maybe Rover knows 7 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,548 you don't give a shit about football? 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Yeah, I forgot you were 9 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:17,585 an all-American running back at Cal. 10 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,220 Hey, I went to a game once. 11 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:22,523 I'm just saying, Rover has a relevance problem. 12 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:26,427 Hey, is Scientology a religion or a cult? Cult. 13 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,662 They obtained non-profit status in October. 14 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,198 * With the bad-ass style 15 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,499 * Straightforward... 16 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,833 Never mind, I'll figure out where it goes. 17 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,269 These results are mediocre at best. 18 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:39,407 Final grade for Rover's "genius" search engine -- C-. 19 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,542 [Scoffs] D-. [Motorcycle engine revs] 20 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,244 Is that really necessary? 21 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,745 That doesn't sound right. 22 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,281 Sounds like the, uh, gas line is -- I got it! 23 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,782 Okay. 24 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,752 Not like I literally grew up in an auto shop or anything. 25 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,488 It's just until the rain stops. 26 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:56,257 Gordon: Well, I can't hear myself think. 27 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,226 Listen, if they fix the relevance problem, 28 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,727 we could have a competition on our hands. 29 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,530 Gordon: You know, hit search for, um... 30 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,731 Cameron: Is that Rover? 31 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,633 We give it a C-. 32 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,101 That bad? 33 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,602 You really haven't seen it? 34 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,138 No, I really haven't. 35 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,873 Wait, uh... 36 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,310 [Keyboard clacking] 37 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:20,114 Oh, yeah. I see what you mean. 38 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,549 Even with the basic rules engine, 39 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,684 the results are garbage, the crawler's too static. 40 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,553 Mm. Still, the way they grabbed the titles 41 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,488 is actually kind of clever. 42 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,258 Okay, thanks for this -- Hey, I'm just gonna check the HTML, 43 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,792 it takes one second. 44 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,862 ** 45 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,630 Oh, yeah. 46 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,332 The algorithm's too stupid to know 47 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,301 that there are equivalent synonyms for a search phrase, 48 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,902 or different spellings. 49 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,238 Like "color, c-o-l-o-r," 50 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:46,274 the English spelling, with a "u." 51 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,478 Still, I'd give it a B-. 52 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,414 Gordon: [Groans] Pbht! No, a solid B for concept, 53 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,349 but demerits for poor execution. 54 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,517 Hmm. You asked. 55 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,319 Actually, we didn't. No, we didn't. 56 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,587 Neither one of us asked. 57 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,155 This wouldn't be hard to beat, you know? 58 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,523 You just have to come up with 59 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,158 a more sophisticated algorithm. 60 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:05,659 That's not really our approach. 61 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,495 People need a curated list, 62 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,763 a guide through the disorganized maze of the web -- 63 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,432 not a bunch of impersonal math. 64 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,367 First of all, math is very personal to me. 65 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,469 Of course. I just mean that -- And second, 66 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,472 curation is fine if you guys have 500 websites, 67 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,907 or 5000. 68 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,742 But what are you guys gonna do when you have 5 million? 69 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,545 How are you gonna guide people through that? 70 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,746 ** 71 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,316 We tell you which site is best. 72 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:31,285 The whole company is built around a human approach. 73 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,387 Uh, porn alert. Yep. Yep. Coming. 74 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:35,256 Following company protocol 75 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,458 and stepping away from the machine. Coming. Coming. 76 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,360 [Sighs] 77 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,895 You're mad. I'm not. 78 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,964 I'm not. I didn't think you wanted to work on this, 79 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,366 but if you do, then -- 80 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,568 I don't. Okay. 81 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,537 I'm j-- I'm just saying that 82 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:52,206 math can't tell a qualitative difference 83 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,507 between good and bad. 84 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,909 A computer can't tell me what I want. 85 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,246 Not yet. 86 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,448 Okay. 87 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,252 Tanya: We have functionality issues. 88 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:07,255 Users aren't getting something useful as their first return, 89 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,722 so they're leaving the site. 90 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,658 Frankly, we launched too early -- 91 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,426 We had a major competitor in Comet -- 92 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,662 Okay, let's try not to make this all about Comet. 93 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,830 There's the larger landscape of -- Exactly. 94 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,433 We needed to get out there to have a presence. 95 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,534 Comet isn't competitive -- 96 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,503 What did I just say? Sorry. 97 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,605 It seems like we were impatient. 98 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,907 No. No. No, it's good that we're live. 99 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,908 It is. 100 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,477 The growth will be there. 101 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,845 The Rover algorithm's gonna get better with usage. 102 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,415 We needed users to track, 103 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,584 the data is gonna help us refine this algorithm. 104 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,286 We've got to stay competitive -- 105 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,354 I'm telling you, we have a leg up on Comet -- 106 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,522 Excuse me. Index sites. 107 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:42,923 Thank you. 108 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,558 If we could just have faith in our system -- 109 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,859 Hey, I do have faith. 110 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:46,994 That's why I launched the damn thing. 111 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,429 The site is live, 112 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:51,365 so the question of timing is a moot point. 113 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,567 Please don't come in here and argue at me. 114 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,504 I've got a lot of other things on my plate. All right. 115 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,038 How can you lead this effectively 116 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,007 if you're not speaking the same language? 117 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,709 Pull it together. 118 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,444 Thank you. Copy that. 119 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,985 Gordon: Search is a land grab, right now. 120 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,654 And once we grab all the land, 121 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,889 then we can think about incorporating more code. 122 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,425 Joe: Cam's got a point. 123 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,859 The current model isn't scalable. 124 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,994 The three of us can't keep up with the expansion. 125 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:24,465 But we shouldn't add more code. 126 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:26,900 We should add more people. How many? 127 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,969 I mean, we can't pay everybody in Necco Wafers. 128 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,971 You know, hiring an engineer is one thing... 129 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,573 What's our strongest section? 130 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,808 Probably comedy. Exactly. 131 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,510 Haley loves comedy, 132 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,712 so it's out most thorough, well-organized section. 133 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,414 Well, then, we need experts. 134 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,682 You know, someone -- 135 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,883 someone who's obsessed with like... 136 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,051 Sports. ...sports. 137 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,052 Exactly. 138 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,621 We need more Haleys. 139 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:57,631 ** 140 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:06,039 ** 141 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,542 [Engine sputters] 142 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:14,748 ** 143 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:18,018 [Exhales sharply] 144 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:28,028 ** 145 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:31,499 [Exhales sharply, coughs] 146 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,738 [Sizzles] Ow! 147 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,607 [Whimpers] 148 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,576 Damn it! 149 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:46,980 [Breathing shallowly] 150 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:56,990 ** 151 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:07,000 ** 152 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:16,777 ** 153 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:26,787 ** 154 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:36,797 ** 155 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:46,674 ** 156 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:48,709 Yeah, the -- the best thing 157 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,945 a-about a PhD in Library Science 158 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,515 is I get to call myself a "bibliothecographer." 159 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,450 So you were a photography archivist 160 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:57,718 at Chicago Art Institute. 161 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,819 Th-That sounds cool. 162 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,754 Eh, hypothermic, actually, 163 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:03,190 I survived exactly one winter. 164 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,758 I'm a California girl. 165 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,595 But not in the David Lee Roth kind of way. 166 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,896 Can you, uh -- 167 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,963 Can you give us an example of your methodology? 168 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,499 For instance, 169 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,066 how do you organize your CDs? 170 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,936 Well, my, um -- 171 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,005 my brother is really into metal, 172 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,574 and I helped him manage his collection. 173 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:24,044 I put all of the death metal CDs on one shelf, 174 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,980 from the simple bands like Obituary and Cannibal Corpse 175 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,582 on the left, 176 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:31,619 to melodic and technical death in the middle, 177 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,086 eh, followed by death/black 178 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,855 and grind/death and death crossovers, 179 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,490 and then I put the industrial death, 180 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,959 folk death, and barely-death, uh, at the end. 181 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,194 And -- And then, the next shelf was for black metal, 182 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,030 uh, through the whole Norwegian scene, 183 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,832 like Mayhem and Burzum, 184 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,166 through the un-black 185 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,869 and then the not-really-black-but-sorta-fits, 186 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,237 like Cradle of Filth. 187 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,540 And -- Oh, do -- 188 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,807 Um, do you want me to keep going? 189 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,242 The-There's Raunchy Power -- 190 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,545 No, that's perfect. Raunchy Power? 191 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,046 Most people just alphabetize. [Chuckles] 192 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,881 You sure this was your brother's collection? 193 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,950 Uh-huh. Okay, one final thing -- 194 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,587 How would you list a website about "barks"? 195 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,923 Depends if you mean dog noise, tree layer, 196 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,792 root beer -- that's Barq's with a "q" -- 197 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,126 or boat. 198 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,562 [Laughs] Wait. "B-Bark" is a boat? 199 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,763 Mm-hmm. 200 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,030 Uh, technically, it's a sailing ship 201 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,899 with three or more masts. Huh. 202 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,134 We don't even know the answer to our own trick question. 203 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,203 Dr. Katie Herman, you are officially hired 204 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,138 as Comet's Chief Ontologist. 205 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,575 Perfect. [Laughs] 206 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,276 Let's introduce you to the obsessives. 207 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,079 Or, as we like to call them... 208 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,914 the surfers. 209 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,216 Every day, we receive hundreds of e-mails from people 210 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,285 asking us to add their websites to our index. 211 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,987 Plus, we're constantly on the look-out 212 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,622 for new sites to catalogue. 213 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,290 When a surfer finds a site, they categorize it 214 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,992 and add it to Comet's master list. 215 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,227 Each group is responsible for growing the index 216 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,762 and writing descriptions 217 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,564 for the top five sites in each category. 218 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,832 Yeah, but the problem is, 219 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,801 is that we started out with five main topics. 220 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,235 As new sites pop up, you know, 221 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,304 categorizing them becomes more and more...complicated. 222 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,239 Yeah, there's an ontological term for that. Yeah -- "shit-show." 223 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,841 [Laughs] [Clears throat] 224 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,009 All right, let's start with Entertainment. 225 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,077 This is Reggie from Le Video -- 226 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,646 Katie: [Laughs] Hi. 227 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,947 He, uh, impressed Joe 228 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,682 with his vast knowledge of French New Wave 229 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,784 as well as the canon of John Candy. Reggie: Yeah. 230 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,153 Oh, did you know that he played Cliff Murdoch, 231 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,122 the Announcer in "Rookie of the Year" -- uncredited? Joe: Really? 232 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,957 -Huh. -Yeah. 233 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,626 That's amazing. Really cool, Reggie. Take care, all right? 234 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,228 See, enthusiasm feeds them. Yeah. 235 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,096 So this is Lorraine and Po, 236 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,265 from Tower Records and City Lights, respectively. 237 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,000 -Hey. Yo. -Hi. 238 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,036 Hey, where is your comedy geek? 239 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,370 That section rocks. Good choice. 240 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,172 Gordon: That is actually my daughter Haley, 241 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,206 who's part of the team. 242 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,341 When she's not at school. 243 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,843 And regional's over here. Okay. 244 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,144 You need a restaurant recommendation? 245 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,012 These are your guys. Risa: Ahem. 246 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,347 Not just guys. 247 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,383 Oh, Risa. We met on a bus. 248 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,118 She launched into a list of restaurant ratings 249 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,286 that would put Zagat's to shame. 250 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,356 FYI, Zagat's has a new website, 251 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,025 but the Biz team scooped us -- 252 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,293 Zagat's is big business, 253 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,028 it's international, not regional. 254 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,664 Joe: That's Macky from Gold's Gym. 255 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,131 You wouldn't believe it, but this guy's got an MBA. 256 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,266 Hmm. Marketing honcho. 257 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,101 I told Gold's to launch a website -- 258 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,269 And when they finally did -- 259 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,370 we scooped it up from regional. 260 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,005 Whoo! 261 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,373 Guys. Well, you could cross-reference it. 262 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,842 Joe: Yes. Do that. So, you see our quandary. 263 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,377 Yeah. Business, Sports... 264 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,713 I'm with ya. Gordon: This is our head coder. Ted. 265 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,682 Oh. He manages the whole site for us. 266 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,416 Ted: [Snores] Sorry to interrupt, 267 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,385 you have a call from Michael Houseman at AOL. 268 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,987 Gordon: Oh, perfect. Feel free to, uh... 269 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,354 I'm just -- Yeah, I got it. ...work your magic. 270 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,355 I got it covered, yeah. 271 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,792 [Indistinct conversations] 272 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:29,930 ** 273 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,365 Joe: Hey, Mike. Mike, it's Gordon. 274 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,702 If you're calling to bust my balls about CalNect, 275 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,003 you're a little bit late, 276 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,738 they've already been busted into oblivion. 277 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,840 Mike: [Chuckles] I'm sorry to hear that. 278 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,341 Hey, I wanted to let you know -- 279 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,243 AOL is in the market for a search play. 280 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,078 Oh. We're listening. 281 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,114 Frankly, we're impressed by what you've got going on 282 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,215 over there at Comet. 283 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,382 Smart, lean. 284 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,118 I don't want to be too forward, 285 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,321 but are you guys entertaining acquisition offers? 286 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,924 [Indistinct conversations] 287 00:10:56,957 --> 00:11:00,360 * Let me take you for a ride * 288 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,065 * Let me take you for a ride * 289 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,167 [Chuckles] 290 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,268 [Laughs] 291 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,904 ** 292 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:14,708 * Let me take you for a ride * 293 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,110 * Elevator 294 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,212 Vera: God, they've added editorial descriptions. 295 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,448 Jeez Louise, that was fast... 296 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,183 How're they doing their algorithm? 297 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,085 Cecil: It's not an algorithm, it's people. 298 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,319 Well, why can't we do that? 299 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,721 Give me Series A, 300 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,222 I'll hire 40 grunts to write blurbs. 301 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,924 Tanya: We're not ready for Series A. 302 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,493 Don't jump the gun. 303 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,928 You sure you need more of that? 304 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,463 It's the only thing keeping me alive. 305 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,270 Isn't it a weird coincidence that we launched 306 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,839 just as Donna's ex-husband unveiled Comet? 307 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,474 Search was in the ether. 308 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,109 We don't even know how much they talk to each other. 309 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,878 She just seems tweaked about the whole thing, 310 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,780 like she's got a bug up her ass. [Door opens] 311 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,048 All right. 312 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,385 Give me the update. I want specifics. 313 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,121 Vera's been working on natural language queries, 314 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,256 trying to make the computer understand 315 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,792 how humans ask questions. 316 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,059 We only have one coder. 317 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,895 Cecil's the best -- but he's overworked. 318 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,897 Elliot -- Dude, it's true. It's not your fault. 319 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,464 But if we could get him some help -- 320 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,500 He's essentially trying to refine the search algorithm 321 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,102 and improve the crawler. 322 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,037 He can't do both simultaneously. 323 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,506 Pick which horrible problem you want me to attack first. 324 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:20,874 Yeah, hey, the truth is, 325 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,209 we could use a few more bodies. 326 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,977 Our man here can do the heavy lifting, 327 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,378 but he's gonna need some support. 328 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,915 What we need is Series A -- Elliot -- 329 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,249 [Laughs] You guys are not getting 330 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,451 a Series A term sheet anytime soon. 331 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,456 Oh, this is exactly what I was hoping for! 332 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,491 My friend Tori Lowman had an Airstream, 333 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,827 we used to play in it. 334 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,128 Yeah? 335 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,362 What would you play? 336 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,832 Airstream. 337 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,067 So you're planning on a cross-country trip? 338 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,102 No, I just bought a-a piece of land, 339 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,004 and I need something over my head 340 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,173 before I build something more permanent. 341 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,342 Oh! Yeah? Where's the land? 342 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,845 Uh, just west of Bonny Doon. Ooh, that's so pretty. 343 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:00,313 I know. Yeah. 344 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,115 Um, well, my husband, Lenny, and I, 345 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,151 we bought this old sweetheart for our honeymoon. 346 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,286 And, uh, she's a real jewel. 347 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,520 Cameron: Mm-hmm. 348 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,422 So, how often do you get up there? 349 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,458 We've only been once. Mm-hmm. 350 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,962 But we're hoping to make it more often. Yeah. 351 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,529 Okay. 352 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,331 Well, go on. 353 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,101 Go on inside. It's nice and cozy. 354 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,103 And the bed's pretty comfortable, too. 355 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,106 Oh, my God! 356 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,275 [Exhales sharply, inhales deeply] 357 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,177 This is perfect! 358 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,379 It's...uh -- 359 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,081 It's "cozy." 360 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,119 Yeah. 361 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,559 So...AOL, huh? 362 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,595 Yeah. 363 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,032 You really ready to be a company man again? 364 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,566 If the money -- money's good enough, 365 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,868 I might take the buy-out. 366 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,403 Do something else. 367 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,605 You might. Yeah. 368 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,175 Lydia said to try it out... [Laughs] 369 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,345 ...so let's try it out. [Giggles] 370 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,880 Oh. 371 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,985 Promise me that, 372 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,322 whatever the offer is, you'll consider it. 373 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,225 I kinda think you should take it. 374 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,396 Because our business model won't scale? 375 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,933 What? No. 376 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,068 Because... 377 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,104 then you can spend all that free time with me. 378 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,075 Besides, I know you're all about the human touch. 379 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,980 Does this "long, long trailer" mean you're moving out? 380 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,681 [Laughs] 381 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,050 No. 382 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,451 This is for us. 383 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,320 We'll have all this room to just... 384 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,256 do whatever we want. 385 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:53,226 ** 386 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,495 Mmmmm. 387 00:14:55,528 --> 00:15:01,969 ** 388 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,703 I know what I want to do. [Laughing] Okay, let's stop. 389 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,538 [Laughs] 390 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,308 All right, Lydia. 391 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,543 And it worked for her and Lenny 392 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,045 for all these years. 393 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,547 ** 394 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,350 Are you trying to make an honest Lenny out of me? 395 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,719 ** 396 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:25,558 I am trying to buy this, here, jewel... 397 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:30,163 and sweep you away to a magical land. 398 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,565 I'm gonna make an offer. 399 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,734 ** 400 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,303 [Squeals] 401 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,205 [Door opens, closes] 402 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:46,646 ** 403 00:15:50,717 --> 00:16:00,693 ** 404 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:05,032 ** 405 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:09,469 * Spitting in a wishing well 406 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,670 * Blown to hell 407 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,105 * Crash 408 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,040 * On the last splash 409 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:17,044 ** 410 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,045 * Want you 411 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,212 * Koo koo 412 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,147 * Cannonball 413 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,314 ** 414 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,349 * Want you 415 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,516 * Koo koo 416 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,485 * Cannonball 417 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,154 * Hey now * In the shade 418 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,522 * In the shade 419 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:39,532 ** 420 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,601 ** 421 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,303 Mom...? Are we going? 422 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,173 Mom? 423 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:52,779 [Speaking indistinctly on TV] 424 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,281 You don't look ready. 425 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,382 I know, baby. 426 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,284 I just -- 427 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,519 I don't know if I'm up for it tonight. 428 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,788 But you love girls' night out. I do love it. 429 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,091 I just thought maybe 430 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,326 we could have girls' night in this time? 431 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,161 Is it work? 432 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,631 I know it's weird to talk about it. 433 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,400 Uh, no, honey. 434 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,635 We can talk about whatever you want. 435 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,273 And, yeah, 436 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,143 we've been having some trouble. 437 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,644 With Rover? 438 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,347 Uh-huh. 439 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,681 Well, I'm sure it'll be awesome. 440 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,183 I mean, Cam said she liked it. 441 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:34,354 When did Cameron say she liked Rover? 442 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,224 Um, I don't know, like a couple months ago? 443 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,559 Uh, she said the algorithm was "clever." 444 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,230 You know what's really clever 445 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,598 is your Richard Pryor blurb. 446 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,267 [Chuckles] Thanks. 447 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:55,742 The truth is, baby, you are kicking our ass. 448 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,677 [Chuckles] Well, you're right, 449 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,579 work is just so exhausting. 450 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,348 So, we should just relax. 451 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,715 Yes. 452 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,517 How about we order take-out? 453 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:05,885 Oh, yeah, can we get Chinese? 454 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,587 Yeah. I love potstickers! 455 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,289 Joanie: Why are you wearing that? 456 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,623 We're gonna order Chinese food. 457 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,859 Oh. Hella gross. 458 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,861 MSG makes me bloat, 459 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,463 just order pizza. 460 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,664 Hey, Joanie! 461 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,898 Your sister was watching cartoons -- 462 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,401 Mom, Jesus, it's not just cartoons -- 463 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,404 She doesn't mind. Right? 464 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,139 Yeah. 465 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,275 Watch whatever you want. And pizza's fine. 466 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,278 No, well, honey, what about, you know, potstickers? 467 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,612 I'm actually not that hungry. 468 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,317 ** 469 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,551 [Sighs] 470 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,388 ** 471 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,722 Bosworth: Cameron "Howe-to" -- 472 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,557 [Laughs] 473 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,692 ** 474 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,926 Cameron: Mm. 475 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,361 Go! Go! 476 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,596 I don't get it. 477 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,198 Well, it's not one of my best. 478 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,599 ** 479 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,267 [Electricity buzzes] * After the glow 480 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,635 Ta-da! * The scene, the stage, the set * 481 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,437 Hey! 482 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,506 * Talk becomes slow 483 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,873 * But there's one thing I'll never forget * Cool. 484 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,309 Looks good. 485 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,745 * Hey, you gotta pay your dues * 486 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,847 * Before you pay the rent Joe, will you help me with the food? 487 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,449 Yeah. 488 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,884 * Over the turnstile Yeah. 489 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,887 * Turn out in the traffic * 490 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,489 Hey, I'm sorry we're so late. 491 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,192 The traffic was -- Did the number come in? 492 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,793 Uh, three million. 493 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,196 Um... 494 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,831 That's...pretty good. 495 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,201 We passed. 496 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,903 I-It's, uh, encouraging 497 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,405 to get the interest so early on, you know. 498 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,674 We're gonna try the VC route. 499 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,609 A couple firms are poking around. 500 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,712 Hey, listen, are you still sleeping over tonight, 501 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,748 or do you have to take Gordon home now? 502 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,417 No, Bos is gonna drive him back. 503 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,453 Okay. 504 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,455 Okay? Okay. 505 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,691 * If I could settle down * 506 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,593 I wouldn't miss my first night 507 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,596 in Lydia and Lenny's Honeymoon Hotbed. 508 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,532 [Laughs] 509 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,268 ** 510 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,303 [Chuckles] Yeah, well... 511 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,505 [Laughs] They seem to be doing all right. 512 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,740 Well... 513 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,310 as of tonight, 514 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,880 I'm officially giving them the benefit of the doubt. 515 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,982 So how you doin'? 516 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,319 Well, Rover's comin' along. 517 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,288 ** 518 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,256 Yeah, and that other thing? 519 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,425 ** 520 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,994 Yeah, well, I'm happy to report 521 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,763 I'm digging myself out of that particular hole. 522 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,833 Probably sounded a lot worse than it was. 523 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:37,304 Gordon, I -- I didn't mean to come at you like that, 524 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,005 and I feel shitty about the whole thing. 525 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,741 Bos, Bos, come on. Don't sweat it. 526 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,811 * Out on my skateboard, the night is just hummin' * 527 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,714 Well, I heard AOL is gonna -- 528 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,449 gonna make you an offer. 529 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,384 * I'll follow if my Walkman fades * 530 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,420 Are you gonna take it? 531 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,922 Now, how did you hear about that? 532 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,290 Cam. 533 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,791 Oh. 534 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,427 Yeah, right. 535 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,362 Eh... 536 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,997 turns out they low-balled the hell out of us at three mil. 537 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,401 They're in a buying frenzy right now. 538 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,771 Me and Joe want to play this thing out, so... 539 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,072 Yeah. 540 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,808 ** 541 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,610 [Laughter] 542 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,712 So when did you go all Hells Angels on us? 543 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,481 Oh, come on. It was a baby Honda! 544 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,450 Hmm. It was technically a dirt bike. 545 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,084 Hmm. More like a Space Bike. 546 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,453 [Laughing] "A Space Bike." 547 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,887 Shut up! 548 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,456 Anyway, I don't have one anymore. 549 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,991 I drive a truck now, so... Yeah. A Space Truck. 550 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,928 [Laughter] 551 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,331 Okay. Bosworth: [Laughing] Space Truck. 552 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,767 Cameron: You guys want another beer? Let's have one more. 553 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,103 No, some of us gotta drive. Come on. 554 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,839 Gordon, you don't have to drive. [Grumbles] I wish... 555 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,008 Come on. ...but I'm beat. 556 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,877 [Sighs] Shall we, Bos? 557 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,880 I think we gotta roll. 558 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,483 Come on. [Grunts] 559 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,618 Joe: Well, All right, this was good to see you, man. 560 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,087 Good to see you, too. 561 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,989 Joe: Yeah. 562 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,557 Cameron: Yeah, I'll walk you out. 563 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,393 Gordon: Okay. Joe: All right, Gordon. 564 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,461 Thanks for the lift out. Yeah, yeah. I'll see you soon. 565 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,897 -Well, thanks for coming by. -Sure. Yep. Yep. 566 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,599 Good to see you. 567 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,434 Cameron: [Laughs] 568 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,536 Thanks for the help with the lights! Bosworth: Yeah. 569 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,971 [Car door shuts] 570 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,007 [Engine starts] 571 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,454 Joe? 572 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:43,696 [Insects chirping] 573 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,031 ** 574 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,066 [Sighs] 575 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:51,003 ** 576 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:51,971 [Door closes] 577 00:22:52,004 --> 00:23:01,013 ** 578 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,915 [Bottle opens] 579 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:12,925 ** 580 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:22,935 ** 581 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:31,511 ** 582 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,449 Bosworth: Hey, this girl here, this Tanya, 583 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,553 much nicer than that Harding girl. 584 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,655 My name has been forever sullied 585 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,524 by a man named "Gillooly." 586 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,226 Hey, let's get a little adventurous, shall we? 587 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,162 Um...let's try some uni? 588 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,765 Yes. Woman: Yes. 589 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,502 I wanted to talk to you about Cecil. 590 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:58,237 He's still having trouble with whole pages. 591 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,806 He's had a month. 592 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,674 Maybe he's not the guy. 593 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,476 Well, it's gonna be a little hard to get rid of him. 594 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,678 He's a founding member of the team, 595 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,747 CTO and all. 596 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,716 So the new kid's helping out with the grunt work, 597 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:13,452 but Cecil still can't handle the programming challenge. 598 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:15,922 Ooh! Enjoy. 599 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,824 Here. 600 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,892 You're gonna want to try this, dude. 601 00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:21,193 Yeah. 602 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,029 This is some old Japanese soul food. 603 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,964 You're gonna like this. 604 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,800 [Chuckles] 605 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:31,003 I wanted to ask you about something, too. 606 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:34,073 Um, I heard that AOL 607 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,842 is interested in a search play. 608 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:39,245 It might be a way outta this whole mess. 609 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,181 Look, I-I'll be the first to admit 610 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:45,117 that I don't know the ins and the outs of the code. 611 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,620 But when it comes to buying and selling companies, 612 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,255 you could say that's my bailiwick. 613 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,892 How much do you think we could get? 614 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:56,796 My man says upwards of three million. 615 00:24:56,829 --> 00:25:00,767 Okay, we have to pay off the angel investors -- 616 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,068 Yeah, we'll do all right. 617 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,203 We'll do all right, about 400K apiece. 618 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,973 But the team -- 619 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,975 They split almost $1 million in cash. 620 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,778 Now that's pretty good for a bunch of young upstarts. 621 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,613 But there's three of them. No, I know. 622 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,014 This idea -- I really just don't think -- It's -- Look, it's -- 623 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,148 i-it's still nothing to sneeze at. 624 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,017 Hell, it's a win for you, 625 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,920 it sets you up great for your next thing. 626 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:23,556 Besides, the sad truth is, 627 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,191 anyone done a search with us leaves underwhelmed. 628 00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:26,793 Huh? 629 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,797 The top search on Rover is "sex." 630 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,966 The second most popular search...is "Comet." 631 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,903 [Indistinct conversations] 632 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:40,106 The most popular word being searched on Rover is "sex." 633 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,274 The second most popular word is "Comet." 634 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:45,578 You should get a call in the next day. 635 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:48,214 Expect the offer to be around $3 million. 636 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:55,655 Can I assume that Bos speaks for the both of you? 637 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,359 Bos, you have a lot of wisdom 638 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,028 when it comes to sales. 639 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,798 But we can't get out now. 640 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,934 We have a winning play here. 641 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,770 Our algorithm-based system has a half dozen copycats. 642 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,739 Comet doesn't. Why? 643 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,306 Because web growth is projected to double 644 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,307 by the end of this year, 645 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,176 triple by the close of '95. 646 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,646 The competition is exactly the reason to get out now. 647 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,380 We don't have the right damn programmer -- 648 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,850 You said we don't make "small plays." 649 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,952 We take "big swings." 650 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,755 What I know, in my gut, 651 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,289 is that search is poised 652 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,324 to be a billion-dollar business. 653 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:44,804 I don't care who you run into on the golf course, 654 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:48,875 you don't discuss my assets with anyone but me. 655 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,109 If the path to victory 656 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,811 requires a change in the Rover leadership, 657 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:53,112 we can discuss that. 658 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:56,615 But, in the meantime, have some grit. 659 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:03,823 I told you to come in here and present a united front. 660 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:07,093 Don't come whining to the boss. 661 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:12,064 This is 101 bullshit. 662 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,200 Do better. Both of you. 663 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:17,203 And when you walk out that door, 664 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:20,873 I want to see you head in the same damn direction. 665 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,016 [Indistinct conversations] 666 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,984 Well, thanks for having my back in there. 667 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:35,387 You owe $326,000 to First National Bank. 668 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,924 Hey. I've known since November. 669 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,959 You've been running off bank paperwork in the copy room 670 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,327 like it's your home office. 671 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,429 You missed a sheet. Hey, wait a minute -- 672 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,397 Hey, listen, I see what you're up to. 673 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:47,466 You want to unload Rover to the first buyer 674 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,201 so you can get a quick windfall. 675 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:52,104 Oh, but you -- The long-game, Series A -- 676 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,373 that won't solve your problem. 677 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:57,176 I haven't breathed a word about this. 678 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,811 And I'm not going to. 679 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,947 Because I have your back. 680 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,215 I just wish you had ours. 681 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:07,954 Man: Dudes, got one! 682 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,388 -Whoo! -Aooga!! 683 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:10,823 [Scoffs] 684 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,358 Seriously, guys, 685 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:15,995 Gladwell, Bristol is the perfect fit. 686 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,197 -Got one! -Yay, us! 687 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,199 Davis: What is up? 688 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,334 It's our weekly website indexing contest, 689 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,837 the team with the most sites by the end of Friday wins. 690 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,338 Man: Go, go, go! Hey. 2-minute warning. 691 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,307 We're close? Neck and neck. Haley's in the mix. 692 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,976 Joe: We should get down there. Come on. 693 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,412 So we used to cluster the groups by topic, 694 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,081 but our Chief Ontologist found that it 695 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,183 boosted productivity to share info, 696 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,518 so she's put the teams into seven master groups. 697 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,788 -Got one! -Aooga!! 698 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:44,256 Katie: Oh! All right! 699 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,158 All right, they're inching up. 700 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,360 Come on, Mrs. Doubtfire, you know what's at stake. 701 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,096 Research the web like it's 1989! 702 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,264 -I got one! -Yay us! 703 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,500 Yes! Step it up, burners. 704 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,868 Make Fonda proud. 705 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:56,969 Dudes, got one! 706 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,871 All: Aooga!! 707 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,940 Oh, it is on, burners! 708 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,975 Davis: They seem pretty fired up. What's the grand prize? 709 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,844 Olympic Gold? Better. 710 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,245 Katie: Okay, we don't have much time. 711 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,513 We're almost there. 712 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:08,948 We almost find out who the victor is. 713 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,917 -Oh! -Yay, us! 714 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,251 Katie: Oh! It is so close. 715 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:14,787 -Got one! -Aooga!! 716 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,488 Go! Oh! Okay, we're there! 717 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:19,425 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 718 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,227 I just logged a Rosie O'Donnell site! 719 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:25,331 [All cheering] 720 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,565 ** 721 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,234 Katie: All right! 722 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,436 Wait. No. No, no, no. Put me down. 723 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:33,372 All right. Surfboard! 724 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:34,506 Yay! Surfboard! 725 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,909 Whoo! 726 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,544 Thank you very much. 727 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,913 Hey, Dad -- Hey, Dad -- come over here! 728 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,581 Are you sure it's not your turn? 729 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,816 Definitely not. 730 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,218 ** 731 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:47,954 All right. 732 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,488 Katie: All right! 733 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:50,990 You ready? 734 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,092 [All clapping rhythmically] 735 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,327 Gordon: All right, calm down! 736 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,997 ** 737 00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,098 Aah! 738 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,267 [All cheering] [Laughs] 739 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:07,106 [Laughter, all cheering] 740 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,977 ** 741 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,145 [Thunder rumbles] 742 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,081 * That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood * 743 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:16,949 [Gurgling] 744 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,419 * She's got the hottest trike in town * 745 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:23,890 * That girl, she holds her head up so high * 746 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:27,426 * I think I want to be her best friend, yeah * 747 00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:30,562 * Rebel girl, rebel girl 748 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,264 Stupid piece of shit. 749 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,200 * Rebel girl, you are the queen of my world * 750 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,068 * Rebel girl, rebel girl 751 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,937 Turn off! 752 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,372 [Clatter] 753 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,041 Ohh! 754 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,077 [Glass rattling, metal creaking] 755 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,412 [Whimpers] 756 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,614 * When she walks, the revolution's coming * 757 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:52,084 * In her kiss, I taste the revolution! * 758 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:55,554 * Rebel girl, rebel girl 759 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:59,058 * Rebel girl, you are the queen of my world * 760 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,994 * Rebel girl, rebel girl 761 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,595 * I know I want to take you home * 762 00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:07,166 * I wanna try on your clothes, uh * 763 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:11,503 ** 764 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,041 [Screams] * Rebel girl, rebel girl 765 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,543 * Rebel girl, you are the queen of my world * 766 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,478 * Love you like a sister always * 767 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,580 * Soul sister, rebel girl 768 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,282 * Come and be my best friend 769 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,284 * Really, rebel girl 770 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,452 [Grunts] * I really like you 771 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:28,187 God damn! 772 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,056 * I really wanna be your best friend * 773 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,591 * Be my rebel girl [Screams] 774 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:47,373 [Man speaking indistinctly on TV] 775 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,640 What are you doing? 776 00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:50,409 Skating is coming on. 777 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,244 It's Tonya and Nancy, and all of America is watching, 778 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:53,579 so I want to see what happens. I was watching "Real World," 779 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,414 and it's the episode where David gets kicked off 780 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,449 for pulling the sheets off of Tami-- Oh, my God. Who cares? 781 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:58,951 It's not even "real." Girls, can you please? 782 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,252 I read something online 783 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,453 that said they generate all the drama. 784 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:02,554 Kind of like you. 785 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,590 What is that? 786 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,026 It's a golden surfboard. 787 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,360 Yeah, why do you have that? 788 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,997 Honey, where did you get that? 789 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:12,398 Well, it's from Comet. 790 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,333 And I know it's weird to have a Comet trophy 791 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,402 when you're working so hard on Rover -- 792 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,569 No. 793 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,138 Why does it say "Potstickers"? 794 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:20,272 Because I won it! 795 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,076 Risa was doing a write-up for the Benihana website, 796 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,711 and I told her that I love potstickers 797 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:28,314 so she named our team Potstickers, and today we won. 798 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,349 And we kicked Feel the Burn's ass! 799 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,718 And everyone cheered, and they played this crazy surfer music, 800 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,520 and I got to throw the ceremonial pie in Dad's face! 801 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:35,721 What?! 802 00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:37,356 I know! It was amazing! 803 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:38,657 [Laughing] 804 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,726 Okay, Nancy's about to warm up. 805 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:43,229 You're my sister, and I know deep in your heart 806 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:46,332 you want to watch this major cultural event and eat ice cream 807 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,700 and not just smoke disgusting cigarettes... Shut up! 808 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,369 ...and scowl at everyone. Um... 809 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,071 Come on. Mom, come on. Okay. 810 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:55,407 Man: And nothing is going to hold her back. 811 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:58,377 Well, all right. Okay. 812 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,579 I-I wish I got to throw a pie in Dad's face. 813 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,182 Yeah, you and me both. [Giggles] 814 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,417 -Ooh, sassy. -All right. 815 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:08,387 What'd I miss? -Go, Nancy. 816 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,090 How fast do you think they're going? 817 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,325 Hey, can you see okay? Yeah. 818 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,660 I've got a perfect view of the crust of Cool Whip 819 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,096 behind your ear. What? 820 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,231 Here. 821 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,100 I got it. I got it. Don't worry about it. 822 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,334 -Who is gonna top that? -It's good. 823 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:23,735 Katie: Now I'm even more nervous. 824 00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:25,404 Oh, hey! I didn't know you were coming home. 825 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,273 You wanna join us? 826 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:30,042 Uh... Man: Now this first jump is a triple flip. 827 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,344 Oh, she doubles. ...I got to take a shower. 828 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:33,779 -Hi. -Bye. 829 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,214 Uh... [Clears throat] 830 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,815 You know what? She's a fighter. 831 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,450 If I know her, she's gonna fight for every triple 832 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,086 from here on out. Hey, what happened? 833 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,487 I'm sorry. 834 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,688 I... 835 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,823 I'll tell you later. 836 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,692 I didn't mean to barge in. 837 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,494 No, not at all. I, um... 838 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,529 I wanted to introduce you to everyone. 839 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:53,232 Katie: Hey, we need a tie-breaker. 840 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,267 Are you Team Nancy or Team Tonya? 841 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:56,535 Man: A very difficult combination. 842 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,137 Triple toe loop. Are those skater people? 843 00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,671 And another! [All shouting] 844 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,640 [Scoffs] 845 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,342 I'm just gonna go to bed. 846 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,345 Man: Into the program only three minutes. 847 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,646 Now going into the hardest triple -- 848 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,715 a triple lutz. 849 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,650 [All shouting] 850 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,222 You know, the next time you hear a drip... 851 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,458 Damn it! 852 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:20,826 ...you might want to try a gentler approach. 853 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:22,861 [Chuckles] 854 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,331 [Groans] 855 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,099 Ow! Ow. 856 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:30,136 I know how this looks, by the way. 857 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:34,740 Like I'm having some pathetic, early mid-life crisis. 858 00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:38,277 Got the bike, the truck, the trailer. 859 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,778 [Laughs] 860 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,114 No. No, on the contrary. 861 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:46,618 Actually, no, you took a risk, 862 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:48,820 you got out of your "comfort zone." 863 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:50,256 I'm proud of you. 864 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:51,657 [Both chuckle] 865 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,192 Right. 866 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,161 My new home got stuck in the mud. 867 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:57,129 Yeah, well, happens to the best of us. 868 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,331 There's no shame in asking for a little help 869 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:00,366 now and again. 870 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:08,407 How do you know how to do all this anyway? 871 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,909 You come from a long line of trailer folk? 872 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,578 [Chuckles] 873 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:17,416 Well, truly, that ain't far off. 874 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,385 Here. Why don't you keep this. 875 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,320 You never know when it's gonna come in handy. 876 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:22,721 [Exhales deeply] 877 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,293 You want a drink? 878 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:28,927 Nope. [Grunts] 879 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,562 I'm good. 880 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:33,265 But you could run out to my truck 881 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:36,202 and, on the seat, there's my tool bag. 882 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,903 Grab me the plumber's putty out of there. 883 00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,438 Little can. Okay. 884 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,839 Thanks. 885 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:44,610 [Spits] 886 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,517 [Insect buzzes] 887 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,723 [Birds chirping] 888 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:16,342 I'm dirtying up your nail file... 889 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,609 [Laughs] 890 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,978 ...or brush thing... [Door opens, closes] 891 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,680 or whatever you... 892 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,783 I couldn't find it. 893 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,420 Hey, how's your boat? 894 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,522 [Sighs] 895 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:35,327 [Sighs heavily] 896 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:38,764 Well, I liquidated whatever I could, 897 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:41,433 zeroed out my IRA. 898 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:42,934 I was ready to auction off all the furniture. 899 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,570 But I thought -- 900 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,004 well, I thought Diane might notice 901 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:50,376 if her antique buffet turned up missing. 902 00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:56,415 Cameron: It could work out. 903 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,884 Rover might succeed. 904 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,786 No, I looked at it a couple months ago, 905 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,787 it wasn't there yet. 906 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,423 But I liked the model. 907 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,992 Our programmer's been banging his head against the wall for months 908 00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,895 trying to refine that algorithm. 909 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,763 And Donna won't sell it. 910 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:14,333 [Scoffs] 911 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:15,967 I recognize the signs, 912 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,003 this thing is gonna die on the vine. 913 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,538 I mean... 914 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,007 [Sighs] 915 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,442 We're screwed. 916 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,278 We're so screwed, 917 00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:27,479 the light from screwed 918 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,615 gonna take a thousand years to reach us. 919 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,451 Wait, how screwed are you? 920 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:35,787 [Scoffs] 921 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,623 ** 922 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,858 We don't got the leadership, 923 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:42,361 we don't got that algorithm, 924 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,531 and we don't got that talent. 925 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:48,534 In a word, darlin', 926 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,968 we don't got you. 927 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:56,508 ** 928 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,444 What part is he stuck on? 929 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:03,649 I'm just saying, Dr. Katie Herman 930 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,953 gives you a lot of ontological attention. 931 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,589 Yeah. She's friendly. 932 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,425 Oh-ho! Nice scratch. 933 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:15,093 She's not friendly with me. 934 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,762 Yeah, well, 935 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,964 how are things with you and Dr. Cameron Howe? 936 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,500 Must be pretty snug out there in that Airstream. 937 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,336 Like two giants living in a thimble. 938 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:31,877 [Sighs] So close. 939 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,479 Excellent try. 940 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,647 So, it's -- it's good. She's, um... 941 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,015 [Chuckles] 942 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,950 She's looking for something, 943 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,752 and I don't think she's gonna find it in no man's land. 944 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,721 But, um.... 945 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:48,494 I feel bad, because she's so into it, but... 946 00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:52,998 ...I hate it out there. 947 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,601 And I can't stop thinking about click beetles. 948 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,403 [Snickers, clears throat] 949 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,770 What's a click beetle? 950 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:01,373 You call yourself an outdoorsman. 951 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:02,608 So, you're in the wild, 952 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:05,143 and you hear this clicking sound. 953 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,778 And you think you're going crazy 954 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,380 or have sudden onset tinnitus, 955 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:10,148 but in fact, there's an ear-dwelling beetle 956 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,850 in your cochlea -- 957 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:14,620 I'm serious -- and you turn up dead. 958 00:39:14,653 --> 00:39:17,489 With a beetle next to your head. 959 00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,691 Because, you know, it crawls out. 960 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,560 When you die. 961 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,995 Joe, that was in "Star Trek II." 962 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,831 Never seen it. Yes, you have. 963 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,165 And click beetles are real. 964 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,600 Mm-hmm. 965 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,604 Yes! Nice! 966 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:34,573 Wasn't aiming for that one, but it counts. 967 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,775 So what do you think of Gladwell, Bristol 968 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:39,010 and their smokin' VC operation? 969 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,447 Well, you know, I was excited about the AOL offer. 970 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,814 Until I wasn't. 971 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:44,783 And then I was excited about the VC route. 972 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,652 Until I wasn't, so... 973 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:50,856 What are you... really excited about? 974 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,624 This. 975 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,193 You and me. 976 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,429 Here. 977 00:39:57,463 --> 00:40:00,031 Okay... 978 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,770 If you make this shot, 979 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,171 we're taking the VC money. 980 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:10,542 Fine. 981 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,950 Ugh! Ooh! 982 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:21,620 [Laughs] 983 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,889 We're not taking the money. Okay, okay. Rack 'em. 984 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:28,226 Hey. Here we go. 985 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,895 Okay, okay. [Cheers and applause] 986 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:33,532 So...[chuckles] Wow! 987 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,767 So, uh, as you all know, 988 00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:39,237 we got off to kind of a rocky start -- 989 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:43,241 but last month, suddenly, you really turned it around. 990 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,812 Huh? Just...Wow! 991 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:49,114 Uh, credit goes to Cecil 992 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,882 for his breakthrough with the algorithm. 993 00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,551 -Yay! -Cecil! 994 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:58,524 We are so proud to offer you Series A financing. 995 00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,825 To Rover. 996 00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:02,528 All: To Rover! 997 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,564 Good job. Thank you. 998 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,999 Donna, hey. Hey. 999 00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,835 I owe you an apology. 1000 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:13,505 I didn't see it at first, but this thing is killer. 1001 00:41:13,539 --> 00:41:15,240 I mean, your guy nailed it. 1002 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:17,809 Yeah. He really did. Yeah. 1003 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,745 To perseverance -- Ah. 1004 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,046 Hi. [Chuckles] 1005 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:22,047 Congratulations. 1006 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,618 Well, that must feel really good. 1007 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:28,954 Look, I know it's been a tough one, 1008 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,756 and given where we were a month ago, 1009 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,223 it must feel like a curve ball. 1010 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:34,626 But it will pay off, you'll see. 1011 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:37,228 [Laughs] 1012 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,564 Hey. 1013 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,900 You really pulled this off. 1014 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:43,268 And just in the nick. 1015 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:45,971 About a month ago, 1016 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,574 Donna was gonna dump the whole thing to AOL. 1017 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,109 -It's been good for all of us. -Oh, I agree. 1018 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:53,078 Man: Oh, you know each other, right? 1019 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,146 Elias: So you really cracked the whole thing wide open. 1020 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,648 How'd you do it? 1021 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:59,050 Cecil: Uh, Bos actually had the initial idea, 1022 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:02,654 what we call the, uh, the "waiting room" concept -- 1023 00:42:02,688 --> 00:42:04,122 Yeah, people wait around all the time, 1024 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,591 they're used to it. 1025 00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:09,060 In -- In real life. On the web. 1026 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:11,863 Um, I, uh, came up with a "queuing program." 1027 00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:16,101 Um, Now we're the first site to, uh, index entire pages. 1028 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:19,671 Um, you know, um, we had a crawler, 1029 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:21,239 but it was a rude one... 1030 00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:23,842 Sure, we had to teach that little sucker some manners. 1031 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,644 [Laughter] 1032 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,145 Tanya: Excuse me. 1033 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,581 I just wanted to thank you. For not giving up on us. 1034 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:30,982 Uh, you steered the ship. 1035 00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:32,884 You should be proud of yourself. 1036 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,119 Hey. 1037 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:36,154 So, you're the star of the show. 1038 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,823 Y-Yeah. 1039 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:40,325 The, uh -- the growth has been incredible. Yeah. 1040 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,628 Well, I was just a little bit surprised. 1041 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:45,130 Because, well, you know, you'd struggled for so long. 1042 00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:48,634 So I just -- I have to ask... 1043 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,602 Who wrote the new algorithm? 1044 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:53,872 ** 1045 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,273 I cannot believe 1046 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:57,643 that Rover is getting a Series A term sheet. 1047 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:59,044 Now, all of a sudden, 1048 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,812 we're up against this capitalized nightmare. 1049 00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:06,151 Some new "crawler" interacting with the data indexing, 1050 00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,786 it could kill us... 1051 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:10,856 We've got to divide our focus just to compete. 1052 00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:13,358 But our whole approach, the human touch, 1053 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:16,027 it's -- it's now completely and totally f-- 1054 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:24,135 ** 1055 00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:38,183 ** 1056 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:47,893 **