Previously, on Married to Medicine.
Saddle up, cowgirl.
We're embarking on a wild ride to the ranch
for a girls' getaway.
Oh, this is adorable.
Look at the wagons.
Where's the TV. Bitch, ain't no TV in here?
One, two, three, four.
Get your big ass outta my way.
Battle of the booties!
Your vagina don't hurt?
It hurts your vagina? What are you doin' to it, child?
All right, troop, y'all ready for the photoshoot?
I have coordinated this Cowboy Carter
photoshoot from beginning to end.
It's outside so make sure your makeup can handle it.
I don't want y'all looking old...er.
She owes me an apology.
I'm done with this conversation.
I've apologised.
But she said it wasn't sincere.
And that's the [bleep] all you gonna get.
That is so ghetto.
You know ghetto, girl. You is trash.
There is a relationship here between you and Heavenly.
Sometimes if that person means a lot to you,
you gotta dig deep.
Well, I guess that person doesn't mean that much.
We've been together for over 10 years.
That should mean something.
[laughing]
[***]
Woo, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Come on, the girls are callin', Contessa. Let's go!
All right!
Where are we gonna go to dinner tonight?
Don't we look amazing? You're not too hot?
No, I'm talking about for the dinner.
Let's focus on the photoshoot.
- Okay, cool. - Okay.
They put the right one in charge, didn't they?
This photoshoot is an excellent idea for us to show another
creative side of ourselves because we're so buttoned up,
and like, conservative.
Call me, Dr. Carter.
Dr. Carter.
But we are also sexy, bad bitches.
Even Heavenly is a beautiful woman. I'm just being honest.
All right, ladies, y'all see all my props?
- Yes. - I see them.
I got some amazing stuff, right?
- Yeah! - Yes.
So, okay, so look,
I'm gonna have y'all get started because
really and truly, everybody has 15 minutes each
to get their own personal shot.
The photoshoot is gonna be great.
The props, the style, the photographer.
I have everything lined up.
Let's go ahead and get Lateasha over there on those barrels.
That would be cute.
Okay, perfect.
I just want everything to be perfect.
And the ladies will pull off
the vision because I am directing.
Glasses or no glasses?
They're orange. No.
- They're not! - Put them back, Contessa.
- Okay! - Put your shoes on
- and get outta my golf cart. - Ugh!
Come on, Tea!
I want you to hold it like it's sexy, though.
Open them legs up more. Lean into it.
[camera shutter snapping]
Sweet Tea is really covered up.
I mean, Beyonce be in a swimming suit
for the most part. Take off half of that.
[laughing]
Next, Jackie!
Kick that hair out your face.
Nope, you look angry.
Who's the sexiest guy you can think about?
My husband.
Okay, really?
[laughing] Get that picture.
I done lost my mind
dealin' wit' y'all today.
I need your fiercest fierce.
No, no, no.
Seem like you're a little unfocused.
Y'all created this monster.
Help her out, please.
Feel your fierce. Where is she? Come on, girl.
She's dead.
[laughing]
Your hands are not right. Come on.
We're not trying to see this.
Toya, this is not a Vogue photoshoot, ma'am.
No, no, don't open your legs like that, baby.
Okay, I got it. Okay, that's your prop.
Go ahead and take it over there. Thank you.
Why the [bleep] you so bossy?
Because we are, the light is leaving.
We don't have time for this today, Quad. Thank you.
[pole clanging]
I don't like my legs open.
Open them up!
Oh, my God, Heavenly, get off.
Do you see how she talkin' to us?
Oh, the drill sergeant, honey.
You ever had like, and I wanna be professional with it,
an anal itch...
And you just couldn't get to it.
That is Toya right now.
All right guys, look,
so I wanna do something just a tad bit different.
[horse neighs]
Who the hell is this?
Who is that on the red, white, and blue?
Is that Beyonce? She's beautiful.
Who the [bleep] is that?
Y'all introducing Beyonce.
[women cheering]
Hi.
Yes!
Come on, Mrs. Carter!
I got Beyonce to come perform.
[laughing]
I'm the president of the BeyHive!
Convince me otherwise. That's Beyonce.
There's a new sheriff in town. Her name is Miss Shalae.
Hey, Miss Shalae.
I'm here to help y'all direct the shoot.
Okay.
Miss Shalae, honey, this tribute artist,
she gives Beyonce energy.
Or as the kids she glazy.
She lazing us? How do you say? What do they say?
[chuckling]
Thank you, Jesus, for the expert.
[women cheer]
Hallelujah!
You know you love my directoring.
Yes! Thank you, Jesus!
Ooh, honey, this is Beyonce comin' in on her horse, honey.
Just a knight in shining spurs.
All right, Contessa, I would love it up against the fence.
Okay. Girl, these shoes are not for walkin'.
Can you believe these shoes were like $250?
[Heavenly grunts] I'nt that crazy?
That size too big. That's a 12?
Shut your mouth.
And I know a lot about you, sis.
When I did my Cowboy Carter
I wanted to be a real cowgirl, you know what I'm sayin'?
I look tasteful in my clothes.
You gotta pull up, baby. Pull up. Oh, there you go.
- I'm trying! - You getting comfortable?
My first time wearing this.
Not like this bitch in the red over here.
Thank you for being our creative director.
- Yeah, no problem. - 'Cause that one is a lot.
I see. I'm like, let me just relax.
All right, guys, lemme see what these shots look like.
[upbeat music]
Pop your hip out and pull from the puss.
That's gorgeous.
The way I see all the lips on Contessa,
her top and bottom is speaking to me
and they're saying, "Hello. Hello."
[laughing]
Poke that right uh, hip out a little bit more.
The right hip, baby. Like this.
All the way- there you go.
Toya don't know her right from the left.
Shut up!
Uh, huh, it's hard, huh?
Look, now you taking the direction.
What is crystal clear is that Toya knows how to give direction
but she does not know how to take it.
Twist that left leg.
- Oh. - And pop that hip out.
She is struggling.
Look, it's harder than what it seems, Toya.
You ain't got one?
[camera shutter snapping]
That's a bad bitch right there.
Come on, drama. I love the drama, Phaedra.
Arch your back. That's beautiful.
Yeah, you mean business, baby.
Give attitude. This is your moment.
'Bout to [bleep] y'all up!
- That's it! - Whoa!
Y'all been having a good weekend so far?
- So far so good. - Awesome.
- How long are y'all here? - 'Til Wednesday.
Oh, nice, okay one more day.
- Yes. Yeah. - Everybody getting along?
Uh, for the most part.
- Okay. - It has not been too explosive.
Good.
I'm not saying much to Quad.
Quad's not saying much to me.
Contessa's not saying much to Heavenly.
Heavenly's not saying much to Tea.
I mean, things are very light.
It, it's just super light and airy. And fake.
We've just been real fake, though.
All right, ladies, it's the last one.
Heavenly and Sweet Tea, in the trees.
[tense music]
Whatchu think about this tree in the back?
- Sure. - Okay.
No, I want my jean girls together. Thank you.
You can be a big girl. You're, you come on, now.
All right, denims.
Callin' all denims!
So, I want the energy.
Yeah, I got you. I got you. What you want?
[all laugh]
This is not a good way to try to bring these two together.
Tea and Heavenly? You got them posin' together?
Heavenly and Tea together. Two bitches in a pod.
Toya, timing is off.
Abort mission. They're not ready yet.
[laughing]
Now pull y'alls stomachs in.
Heavenly is givin' it
but Lateasha, you're not looking at the camera.
You look great.
Toya thinks she's doing good by putting me and Heavenly
together for the photoshoot but it's a little uncomfortable.
I think Toya likes to start a little drama.
Like, let's just be real.
Just look at the camera. That's it.
No, but I want one I don't. I want it here.
[upbeat music scratches off]
- Thank you. - Listen to Miss Shalae.
You flew Miss Shalae because she's the expert.
Give back the tennis gal.
She has won the bad bitch contest.
Indeed she has.
Uh, excuse me, quiet on the set
or I'll have to get you off the set.
Okay.
[laughing]
I cannot do this.
Y'all got two minutes to get this sh-- together
or I'm gone. I can't do this.
You look great, Heavenly.
Stay straight. I'm not mad at that.
Much ----ing better.
- Beautiful! - Thank you.
Can the producer get a little ----ing credit?
[women cheer] That's beautiful!
Y'all look absolutely amazing.
Let's go, Miss B. Thank you,
'cause we wouldn't have been able to do it without you.
My pleasure. You woulda did just fine
without me, though, girl. Let's be real.
Toya might be crazy and she might be annoying
as a dry tampon.
Now the photoshoot went fabulously well.
We're gonna do one group shot, ladies.
Yay!
But when it comes to Toya as a creative director,
I think she must stick to just drinking wine.
And one, two, three.
Howdy, cowboy.
[women cheer]
You better walk it out, girl. Look out!
Coming up.
If a scent could describe your personality,
what would that be?
You all tell me, what smell?
Fruity.
Old.
* If you wanna go get him *
* Whoa oh *
* If you wanna go get him *
We about to cook some stuff.
Once that garlic hit,
somebody roll in and be like, oh sh--,
like you know what you're doin'. What's cookin' over here, man?
So, when I was growing up, my mom did all the cooking.
But then when I got to school,
my mom sent me recipes.
I was like, sh-- I gotta cook 'cause I gotta eat.
I think like, I'm lazy. I can go get the groceries.
- Mm-hmm. - Or I could cook it.
But I'm not, I'm not too big on both of 'em.
Especially for selfish people like Miles.
[laughing]
I definitely feel like the boys have to learn how to cook.
With these new, modern women,
there's no guarantee you gettin' a meal.
You gotta do somethin', brother.
Let me get me one of these. Gimme this.
Last year for Easter, I tried to make a pot roast.
That thing was dry.
Drier than a Dubai desert.
I just-
You know, it's a lot of things I do well,
and that's just not one of 'em.
So yeah, your mom is at the dude ranch.
Doin' what?
They ridin' horses, campfires, goin' to drink, eating-
Campfires, like sleepin' outside?
No, you know better. Come on, man.
[laughing]
* Step up to the plate *
* Yeah you gotta make your fate *
Just wanna get you guys something for your apartment.
Little Baby, you're going into your sophomore year.
You got your own apartment now. You're not on campus housing.
I'm just excited. I'm ready to have like, my own place.
I feel like having a roommate is definitely an experience
that I feel like a lot of people should have
but I would prefer to like, have more of my own space.
My first furniture shopping was in medical school.
We had that cheap furniture that was black and gold.
Yeah. So, I'm proud to be able to take Alaura and Zachary
to a specialty shop to get some stuff that's different.
- Are those tea towels? - Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Got all the different universities.
Yeah, Atlantic Station, Buckhead.
Yeah, that's good. Everybody needs a cutting board.
- That's what this is? - Mm-hmm.
Oh.
You don't know nothin'
about cooking, do you?
You're like, that's what this is?
You think it was a paddle to beat somebody?
[chuckling] I don't know.
I think that we spoiled our children
and hopefully it was an iss- a mistake.
Yeah, I just, I don't agree. I think we didn't spoil them.
I know we spoiled 'em.
Welcome in, I'm Heidi.
Oh, it's nice in here. Hey, Eugene.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Eugene. These are my boys.
- Ashton. - Hi, Ashton.
- Avery. - Hi, Avery. I'm Heidi.
So, I'm gonna have you guys place your aprons on.
Yeah, Mom's away on a trip.
- Yeah. - And they're now obsessed
with cologne all of a sudden.
So, I thought this would be something cool.
You make your own cologne?
Now that the boys are middle-school aged,
every time we go to a mall, Avery's gotta be like,
"I need to go smell the cologne."
This is like, gonna be a clean way,
a very French way, a Paris way of making perfume.
It is through essential oils.
Mr. Avery, he says, "Oh, my, my spring scent
is gonna be this and I like, I like the essence of bergamot."
And all those other. Like, like he was throwing,
I'm like, "Like what are you talking about?"
[chuckling]
Like, you're 12!
What I would love to ask is if a scent
could describe your personality, what would that be.
You all tell me. What smell-
Fruity.
Old.
[laughing]
Leathery.
Old fruit.
Okay.
[laughing]
Put a little bit of that on there.
Miles, you just look so uncomfortable.
I don't know, whatever you're doin',
do it with some confidence.
- I have, it's confident. - Conviction.
Miles, have you missing been anything?
- No. - I'm missing a speaker.
They done stood us up on their cleaning day.
Look at all this sh--. Now I'm really mad.
Let's make it 425 with a tip.
Oh, yeah.
Whose is this?
That's Michael's. Those cost 400.
Okay, let's take the speaker.
Who made this rate? Like, where did y'all get?
- Your mama. That's your mama. - See, yo!
But this, all I'm sayin', though...
Those aren't house-cleaning rates.
Those are doctors cleaning a house rate.
I think the boys are really blessed and lucky
that I didn't charge them my doctor rate per hour.
'Cause that bill woulda been sky high.
Honestly, Miles, you know what I,
you know what we're gonna look for?
This is what we're gonna try to get outta this, restitution.
For the emotional damages.
Yeah, good luck with that. Good luck with that.
I'm not gonna lie, this seems like it's taking way too long.
[laughing]
We ain't really been doin' that much.
Yeah, I'm hungry now, though, like.
[laughing]
I can't believe you're going to dental school.
It seem like you were just a little baby.
I was changing your diapers and stuff, you know?
- Yeah. - Now you're movin' outta
- Georgia, you know? - Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm ready. I'm just goin' there to work, you know.
That's what I'm gonna focus on.
Never let work be routine.
Remember, you're, you're touching a person's life
in a way that most people can't.
You ask me, why don't you,
how come you don't get bored at working?
I'm like, it's exciting every day.
You see something new every day.
Yeah. One of the biggest compliments you get in
your workplace is how much like, care you show your patients.
I hope I can be like you.
[sniffles]
Hey.
I didn't expect my son to say I wanna be just like you.
That's like, the greatest compliment.
Nothing someone can say to me would mean more.
[laughing] Mess up your t-shirt.
I guess at some point you guys realize how much it means
when your, your child says, "I hope I'm like you."
It's a bigger deal than you think.
You know, you guys are goin' away and you know,
it, you think you'd get used to it
'cause I've gone through it before, but you really don't.
Yeah.
Let's look at some other stuff.
- You all right, y'all? - Yeah.
He never said, you know.
- Yeah. - That he wanna be like me.
That's all right. Sh-- I'ma start crying, hell.
Let's get this stuff.
I think we got everything we, we could pick out.
He's the one that really took off wearing cologne, a lot.
- Yeah. - He was goin' bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam.
And we were like, that's like, three too many bams.
One of the 6th graders said Avery smells too strong.
Yeah. You don't wanna burn people's nose
but you don't wanna be unnoticed.
I turn heads at school.
[laughing]
So, does your girlfriend like your cologne?
How do you, how do you not know that?
I don't know.
Both my sons like girls, but Avery, honey.
No, he like' em, like 'em.
Avery, Avery bringin' home the girls, okay.
So, um, the notes that he has,
he's definitely trying to attract the ladies, for sure.
Probably towards the end of high school.
You know, 'cause-
That's four years away.
Ashton his penis is...
no, no, no.
Okay, well, no, no, no, no, no,
but you so comfortable talkin' about bustin' nuts.
Which I am okay with talking to them about sex
because I want them to feel comfortable coming to me.
But there's no rush.
Right, absolutely.
That's, that's, whatever you just did
smells a little girly now.
That smell like somebody old grandmama.
[laughing]
No, I'm serious.
I was 9th grade.
Oh, yeah. My mother may see this interview
and I haven't had sex yet.
[laughing]
So, what I'll have you do now
is you're gonna name your essence.
Ooh, I could name mine "Amalfi Coast."
- I like that. - "Journey to Paradise."
Journey to Paradise.
But I don't even know how to spell paradise.
[laughing]
Coming up.
You drew blood at the table until I bled out
and had nothing inside!
You bled out?
Okay.
[upbeat music]
* I like the thrill *
* Of making you nervous *
* Comin' in hot with my game *
Woo!
[phone rings]
- How's it goin'? - Uh, it's interesting.
Now, you know those previous trips there's been naked men
everywhere, yeah.
Well, we saw a lot of penises today.
Well, it hope it was just the horses.
[laughing]
[phone rings]
Hey!
Just call me Dr. Carter.
Dr. Carter.
We had a Cowgirl Carter
photoshoot that was everything today.
So, you guys have been able to air some of your differences?
Well, Tea and Heavenly, you know, Heavenly is like,
I'm sorry but you know,
you gotta move on and get over it.
Can we do something this weekend.
That's all.
To help y'all to grow in the sincerity.
No, we cannot. I've apologised.
Accept it or not and I'm good at it. I'm good.
She isn't sitting with it like it's a heartfelt apology.
Just keepin' it, everything on a very superficial level.
Contessa and Heavenly really need to have a meaningful
conversation.
[phone rings] Hey, Mommy!
- Hey, beautiful! How are you? - Good.
Are you being nice to your brother and sister?
[laughing]
What happened? What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
He accidentally hit me with his towel in the eye.
Uh-oh. And so, she got mad at him and she,
Lauren can hold a grudge, baby.
You're mad at somebody, you know they have power over you?
Yeah.
I'm glad you're not like that. All right, love you!
So, we're headed to dinner.
Hopefully, Contessa and Heavenly can figure it out.
So, are they actually fighting with each other?
No, there's been no real conversation between
the two of 'em. It's kind of talking around each other.
Contessa and Heavenly, they are still in love
but angry.
They're a couple who miss each other,
love each other, and both of 'em are too stubborn
and pigheaded to really offer a sincere apology.
I don't think Simone and Quad have been able to
have a conversation about the apology.
Quad likes and needs a lot of apology.
But Quad and I are setting the perfect example
with superficial relationships.
We're doing an amazing job.
You wouldn't be able to tell that there were any problems.
At least y'all haven't killed anybody out there.
Stay alive out there.
[laughing] Come back in one piece.
Okay.
[***]
Hey, hey, hey!
- Howdy. - Hey, Tessa.
Come on, ladies.
- Come on. - Girl, if you see a nipple
- just let me know. - Okay, baby.
You've betta do that thing.
Pull the nipple out, baby.
Adorable.
I do this sh--
Whatchu do? You work today!
Hey, girl, I'm exhausted. Y'all wore me out.
- You earned it. - I'm like, Jesus!
- Come on, darlin'. - Be careful, girl.
What shoes do- Oh, you only got-
Louboutins.
I don't know how you wear those.
I know how we wear 'em, just not on the farm.
[laughing]
- Look at this! - Oh, my God!
This is beautiful.
Thank you.
It's so funny that you and Heavenly
are almost dressed alike.
- I know. - And it's just tellin' her
how much y'all have in common. And again today.
- What do we have in common? - Y'all both have on a similar
belt, black, fringes.
Tea and Heavenly been twinnin' all day.
[laughing]
Hello to the no.
It just means that you might
have a little somethin' in common.
You might think a little bit alike.
[laughing]
Girl you're on the sh-- today. Ha.
If y'all really look at the way Teasha responds,
the way Heavenly responds,
the things that get under their skin,
they have a lot in common.
They're even starting to dress alike.
Like, I think Teasha is channeling her inner Heavenly.
And Heavenly is allowing her Heavenly to,
to rub off on Teasha.
I don't know if that's a good thing
but it's happening.
You must don't know me, bitch. You don't know me at all.
[***]
- Ladies. - Ooh, yes!
Did you miss me? [women cheer]
Are you ready to be entertained?
Follow me, darlings. Follow me.
Yes, girl! You better come out here and slay the people.
We got drinks, we got food, we got Beyonce.
* It's ladies night *
Woo!
When I tell you, she has Beyonce down
to the hairs in her head. 100 percent on point.
[women cheer]
Damn, she's a good lookalike.
[cheering]
If I did not know she was not Beyonce,
and I didn't put on my glasses,
I would think that's a whole Beyonce show.
[women cheering]
Oh, my God.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You did that!
Can I find out how to give me some um, hips like that?
Ah, girl, you gotta stop all the exercising
and eat some biscuits. [women laugh]
Cornbread, potatoes.
And cabbage.
But let me tell you, for some people, the cornbread
fall in the wrong places.
Ooh!
[indistinct exclaiming]
She's not talking about me.
I have cornbread. I like a little cornbread
and my cornbread is packed up nice.
She could have possibly been talking about
her good friend Heavenly, though.
I mean, I'm just sayin'.
Y'all like, love on each other because this is we,
this is all we got y'all.
This group right now, we're being surface.
Pretending like everything's okay.
We haven't talked about nothin' and I can't let that happen.
We're practicing forgiveness but they're practicing it
in a way that is a little different from most.
They're practicing in a way where they like to hear the word
"sorry" but the sorry is really, truly just for them.
They're empty sorries.
Oh.
[tense music]
I don't know who she talkin' 'bout.
[awkward chuckle]
There's a lot of...
Well, take care. It was such a pleasure to meet y'all.
Yes, thank you.
I think Toya has a good point,
I just hate it when she calls us out, though.
Coming up.
Your mama's stupid!
Dumb, bitch!
- ----ing girl. - You get your mama didn't ya!
Y'all got a lot of healing to do.
Love on each other because this is we,
this is all we got, y'all.
We're practicing forgiveness but they're practicing it
in a way that they live to hear the word "sorry"
but the sorry is really, truly just for them.
[tense music]
Well, take care. It was such a pleasure to meet y'all.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I'm sorry, but these things do need to be brought
to your attention.
I want us all to for real deal give apologies,
and you're not getting that.
They're empties sorries.
I don't know who the [bleep] you're referring to.
Well, Jackie gave you a piece of paper
and said write in whatever you want. I'm sorry.
We could put so many, for, for this, for that,
for that, but I'm sorry.
I said I'm sorry. I wanted her to fill in the blank.
You left a blank check.
Yes.
[laughing]
Jackie does need to own the fact that she's probably
the only one that coulda said that to Quad
and got away with it.
After I apologised, I said,
and here's a blank check.
Anything I've done to you.
But you took it the wrong way.
- You meant it that way, Jackie. - No.
Don't try to change that sh-- now.
She said, "Write in here whatever you want."
The people don't wanna hold Dr. Jackie accountable.
I don't have a problem with it.
There's a lot of apologies that came to you,
but they did it because they just don't want it with you.
Well, how could y'all want it with me
when all y'all are ganged up on me?
Y'all tried to bury me.
We, we did not try to bury you.
Yes. You drew blood at the table and when I didn't die then,
you turned around called me to the room to jab me some more.
Until I bled out until I was hurt and had nothing inside.
None of us currently have an emotional connection with you.
We're gonna ask you to leave this trip.
[tense music]
I'm sorry, that's deep. You talkin' 'bout you bled out?
That is how I felt.
You bled out?
Okay.
Damn, bitch.
[laughing]
I'm trying to figure out why we're digressing back to Napa.
And why you gotta be so dramatic?
I was bleeding out and y'all just left me there to die.
It's like some play that nobody goes to see. Like, girl, stop.
- Figuratively, I meant that. - 'Til you had nothing inside?
Yes, because I was hurt.
You go very deep, Quad.
Because I was hurt. Listen to me.
And understandably, but you also need to understand
that you hurt other people.
Yes, how about we sit down?
Yeah, let's sit down and have some dinner.
And, and, and we're talk. Done? Done?
- Yeah. - All right, let's sit.
When people have wronged you,
it's difficult for them to say so.
They think that that makes them weak,
or as if they're bowing down.
This is super cute.
As much as these ladies can preach accountability,
when it's time for them to be accountable,
let's see if they're gonna be. Probably not.
Quad, you gotta hear
somebody else's perspective besides your own.
I'm completely open for that. I was trying to hear each one
of you aloud as you all were torpedoing questions at me,
not caring what the answers were.
You didn't give a damn. You already had a preconceived
notion of what you wanted to hear,
and if I did not fall in line with that,
it was get that bitch outta here.
And that's how I felt.
- It's not true. - Okay, I'm just telling you
how I felt.
It may not be true.
And if we can't grow, we can't evolve,
that's fine, but it's not true.
I have not apologized for Napa.
When you are not ----ing with us,
all year long, and then conveniently you pop in
because some events are happening,
it comes off as disingenuous.
This has been not a cakewalk for me.
Quad, you playin' the victim, baby.
You not ownin' sh--.
I mean that sh-- and I still stand on that today.
Nobody at this table had the mentality,
I'ma get this bitch outta here.
Nobody even wanted you to leave.
Y'all told me to leave.
- At that moment. - No one else stood up
and said you know what, we're getting elevated.
Well, when was the last time you stood up for people.
Hold on. Can I finish?
Because there's plenty of people at this table
- that will say... - Can I finish?
...you don't stand up for them.
The last time I stood up
was I stood up for Heavenly.
But that was against me, right?
- Yes. No, not against you. - It was.
I told you all not to ambush her.
It is what it is. We all saw it.
Nobody made her say those things.
- We need, we need to- - But, but to be effective,
this is not effective.
This is not the place or the time.
You always stand up for Heavenly.
...but you asked me the last time in person.
Heavenly is the only person at the table you stand up for.
You and I have not talked in forever and I have-
[overlapping shouting]
Contessa will tell you, you don't stand up for her!
That is not true!
But that's how she feels!
Quad and I just got back on track.
Why do y'all wanna take us off the rail?
God dang, can I have one friend? Can I have two? Maybe three?
You could tell the truth!
They ambushed you at her house and I was standing right there
with you, next to you, for you.
I'm not better than nobody. But I am a good person.
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
I wonder why you come for this sh-- so hard?
The energy is really off. We ain't even got no food yet
and I'm feelin' like we ain't gonna get to eat tonight.
You were being, you were imitating me.
Tea, I need your attention for a second. I did mimic you.
- Why? - I mimicked you on your voice.
[mocking] Yeah, some of that stuff
that Quad said, true.
Quad is right about a few things.
That girl gonna go and beat your ass, Quad.
- I can take them. - And I'm gonna right there.
[laughing]
I apologise to you for doing that to you.
But why were you so angry with it though?
- It's not you. - What is it?
- It's everything. - It's a lot
that's happening here, okay?
But do you accept her apology?
That's interesting.
- Is it? - It is.
- Why? - It is.
Y'all don't have sh-- in common.
- Why would you say that? - 'Cause y'all know.
- I think she has a good heart. - I think that that's fake.
In fact, Quad, you told me you said it was fake.
What? What? What?
She said Quad said...
You told this woman that this was fake ass friendship.
...that I had a fake friendship with Tea.
- You absolutely said it. - Did you say that?
You said it didn't make no damn sense.
This is what she does. She says I told you.
You said you don't know it.
I had a fake friendship with Tea.
I'm so sick of Heavenly starting sh--
I said she doesn't know her.
She's trying to get to know her.
- No, no, no. - And doesn't understand.
So, what did she say?
Did you say what she just said?
Yes!
I did notice 'cause for a minute
now we've been talkin'.
So, who's the liar, you or her?
- No, please don't point at me. - You or her?
Please don't point at me.
- Look, don't yell at me. - You or her?
Don't yell at me. You know what? Do you do this sh--
with your husband? 'Cause that's the ----er you mad at.
[tense music]
Oh, boy.
Just like we,
just like I didn't see you and Damon.
Oh, God, where we go.
Now she talkin' about her husband.
Heavenly's one of those people
you cannot fight fire with fire.
You're mad at your mother ----ing man.
You bring fire and bitch, she brings an atomic bomb.
You think my husband's abusive?
- I do! - Oh, you do?
Okay, do you think Contessa
is in an abusive relationship?
Verbally, emotionally, yes.
I think that you're abusive.
I'm not even ----ing talking to you.
You're abusive.
The only friend you really got in this life
is your own daughter.
You have to buy every single
person in your life!
You bought your daughter a half a beauty supply store.
That sh-- didn't work.
Back up, bitch!
Your kids don't like you! Your husband don't like you,
that's why you sleep in different bedrooms!
[bleep] your husband is abusive!
What does your husband do? At least I ain't worried about
no mixed babies out here with the possible last name of Kimes.
[tense music]
You think my husband's abusive?
I do! I do! Verbally, and we saw it!
Oh, God. Here we go.
Now she talkin' about her husband.
I refuse to indulge in the madness.
Until that day.
I think that you're abusive.
You don't, I'm not even ----ing talkin' to you.
You're abusive.
Back up, bitch!
Your kids don't like you. Your husband don't like you.
That's why you sleep in different bedrooms!
Your husband is abusive!
What does your husband do?
At least I ain't worried about
no mixed babies out here
with the possible last name of Kimes.
[tense music]
I don't believe it.
Can I just have a shot of anything.
Contessa, where you get your information from, girl?
So, this is definitely the worst than the funeral home.
Maybe Contessa heard it somewhere.
I don't know where she heard it.
Maybe she heard it in her head.
Listen, listen, kiss my ass.
[bleep] you! Your husband is, everybody saw it!
[laughing]
Do you forgive your man?
'Cause I ain't got no ----ing vows wit' your ass.
She has taken under boob to a new level.
Hey, how ya doin' there. My name is Tit Tit.
Put that back!
Why?
Everybody in my life-
I got these people, you hate my nipple.
Baby, your nipples are showing.
Got both your titties hangin' out.
I see 'em all.
Y'all saving my goddamn titties?
Baby, they don't, they wanna be, they don't wanna be saved.
You know what? My titties are like Toya's house.
I mean, they just keep movin' all over the place.
All over town. One titty over here, one titty over here.
They just keep movin'.
This is why I don't understand why you guys cover for her
bullsh--. She just lied on you.
Did I tell you that? I tell told you that?
You said you don't know her but you're getting to know her.
...she said I said we're fake friends. Did we say that?
I never told you that.
Yes, you did. You said that that was a fake
----ing ass friendship.
- I never said. - Nobody ever said that.
Quad, did you say it?
You always try to bring up other people
into our, into the stuff that you do.
Y'all bond together 'cause both of y'all mother ----ing
husbands just ain't sh--.
Don't you do this.
- Don't say that. - That's what it is.
- That it, why not? - Heavenly, hey.
You know your husband don't [bleep] wit' you.
He wouldn't touch you with his big toe.
Really, that's the truth!
I love my job as an OB/GYN.
I have never ever dreamed of becoming a bouncer.
[indistinct shouting]
I just wanna throw ice on these bitches to cool them down.
This is a whole sh-- show right now.
Sh--
Your husband is a cheater and you know it.
And guess what? What does that have to do you if he is?
It don't have sh-- to do with me.
- So, why are you so mad? - I'm not mad!
You say this sh-- to me?
You a mother ----ing liar.
- Would you stop? - I am?
Yeah! Yes!
If you're mad about my marriage-
Excuse me! What do y'all want to happen now?
Are we, are we supposed to sit down and have dinner?
The ladies are missing the most important part right now
and it's the dinner.
Like, we've been workin' all day.
I've been working all day. I'm hungry.
So, are we supposed to have dinner now?
Stop, stop, stop.
I just wish the food
was served five minutes earlier.
These bitches are hangry!
Go over there!
- That ain't my seat. - Right here.
Are we supposed to sit down and have dinner?
Yeah, this went left.
Please choose a argument that doesn't have to do,
anything to do with my husband or my kids.
I told you to shut the [bleep] up and you talk in my face!
The best advice I ever gave Contessa was,
bitch, if you gonna stay with the man, shut the [bleep] up.
If you're going to badmouth your husband, in public,
and your family in public,
and you gonna stay with him, don't do it!
This is why we don't [bleep] with each other anymore.
- No. - That's right.
She took the advice and then got mad at me.
Which is great. I'm fine wit' it.
But bitch, don't act like I tried to tear up your family
'cause I didn't. I wouldn't do that.
- I don't know! - You took my advice!
You came back the next season mad at me!
Your mama's stupid!
My mother's stupid, that died in 2010?
Yes.
Lord, Jesus.
My mother is stupid who died in 2010?
Your mama's stupid. Yes!
Certain things you don't do, and in the Black culture,
one of 'em is talking about somebody's mama.
I'm not dumb. You are dumb, dumb.
Yeah, go beat her up.
My mother, who, who died in 2010? You [bleep] up, bitch.
Girl, [bleep] you. You got your mama bitch.
What you want? Square up, ho! Square up, ho!
Oh, sh--. Security!
Don't let them fight.
I ain't goin' over there. I, I've been there, done that.
Nope, uh-uh. I know it take two or three people.
[indistinct shouting]
[bleep] you.
Because if you leave, Heavenly will leave.
Eat sh-- you clown!
Go continue to pay your husband to stay.
You gonna beat my ass? Come on!
Your mama's stupid!
My mother's stupid that died in 2010?
Yes!
My mother, who died in 2010?
You [bleep] up, bitch! My mother!
You got your mama's bitch! I hope you get-
What you want? Square up, ho! Square up, ho!
Oh, sh--. Security!
My mother? Something's wrong with that [bleep] ho.
[bleep] you.
- Eat sh--, you clown! - Heavenly. Heavenly.
Don't let them fight. Don't let them fight.
Nah, they not. 'Cause if you leave, Heavenly will leave.
Go continue to pay your husband to stay!
Let's go. Let's go.
Girl, be mad at Scott.
I don't got no vows to your bitch ass.
The [bleep] let's go.
The [bleep] go.
I was knocked to the floor.
[bell dings]
But it was like The Matrix.
I just felt myself falling to the floor.
But all I saw was the hand of Sweet Tea comin' toward me
and helping me up.
Well, you know, I always feel bad for the elderly
when they, when they fall.
You know, you know, I'm doing the Good Lord's work.
- Y'all went too far! - It is too far!
It's too far. It's too far.
You talkin' 'bout the mother ----ing kids?
Stay there. Stay there. Don't move.
- Toya, Toya. - You're not innocent!
I, I'm not saying I am.
Then stop bringing up who said what.
- Okay, be quiet. - Y'all both went too far.
- We did. - Be quiet.
And you talk about my mom?
And y'all defend that clown?!
I'm not defending anything.
You defend that clown?!
Hush, I'm not defending anything.
She shouldn't have said that about your mom.
She shouldn't have said anything.
But then you guys rewrite history.
This is about my husband?
This is about the weird, deep, dark place
that she goes because she's angry.
- Jesus. ---ing liar. - Okay, just be quiet.
- You ---ing them up. - Okay. Shh, shh, shh.
- Okay. - Just be quiet.
Yes! Just be quiet.
That girl's mad-
Be quiet!
[panting]
Just be quiet.
Stop talking.
Heavenly. I mean, look, now I'm calling you Heavenly.
Don't ever call me, Heavenly.
That's the biggest insult of the world.
Y'all going too far.
- Yeah. - I'm going too far?
- Y'all. - Don't be saying the y'all.
This the stuff I'm talking about.
She just said my mother?
- I know! - She just said my mother.
Contessa, no, no.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Stop with that, "y'all" sh--.
But it started somewhere else.
It started with her!
But it started before that.
It started with her talking about my marriage
which has nothing to do with her.
Yes, Contessa, I said you were both wrong.
Y'all both have said something offensive to each other.
The most abusive relationship
I've ever been in, in my entire life.
- Is hers. - Is with her!
I know. They fightin' like the mother ----ers
who are dangerously in love. You know how you be in love,
you be sayin' all kinds of sh-- to your boyfriend.
[bleep] you. I ain't never liked your ass.
Your [bleep] suck, and da, da, da.
And then next day you be like, "Oh, sorry baby, I love you."
That's why I just have to stay away.
Both sides have a issue.
That's a clown.
I apologise for her words.
And because of that I'm takin' two ----ing buckles.
'Cause I need something
from this bullsh-- ass party.
[laughter] Let's go.
I'm [bleep] all, yo.
I came in tonight
ready to resolve our issues.
If this is what friendship looks like,
then no, this ain't the group for me.
I wanna go too.
This was some blowout full out sh--.
Can I have another Hennessey with cranberry, please?
[laughing]
Next time on Married to Medicine.
Heavenly, Jackie's the only person she listens to.
Jackie should be saying more.
I told y'all to let us eat
before y'all started some sh--.
I'm tired of talking to you.
- Oh, go ahead by yourself. - No.
Gregory, I think he feels maybe dismissed a little bit.
You know, if you got somethin' to say
to somebody, just say it.
I feel like I'm owed an apology.
Like it was his wife that was goin' haywire, not mine.
Nobody has time for Heavenly and her antics.