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<i>( theme music playing )</i>

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HEY, HONEY,
WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

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HEY, HONEY,
WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

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AW, IT LOOKS LIKE AUGGIE'S
TRYING TO BE DADDY'S LITTLE MAN.

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YEAH, SO COME OVER HERE
AND GIVE PAPA A SMOOCH.

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OH YEAH, COME OVER HERE
AND GIVE PAPA A SMOOCH.

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NO, I AM IN THE MIDDLE
OF A CASE, I HAVE TO BE
AT THE COURTHOUSE EARLY

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AND I REALLY CAN'T
HAVE SHAVING CREAM--

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OH.
--ALL OVER MY FACE.

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- NICE JOB.
- PLEASURE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU.

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( laughs )

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<i>( buzzes )</i>

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<i>- Maya.</i>
<i>- Farkle.</i>

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THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS.

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS.

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IT'S A SUNNY DAY.
I LOVE A SUNNY DAY.

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- I LOVE MY FRIENDS.
I LOVE MY FAMILY.
- ( buzzes )

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I LOVE A SUNNY DAY.

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I EVEN LOVE
GOING TO SCHOOL.

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OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH HER?

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I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T DO ANYTHING.

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I'M IN A GOOD MOOD.

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THIS LIFE THING?
I THINK I GOT IT DOWN.

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- MAYA, OATMEAL.
- NO THANKS, MRS. MATTHEWS.

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- OH, I WASN'T ASKING.
- YEOW.

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- FARKLE, YOU TOO.
- THANK YOU.

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BUT MY MOTHER ALREADY MADE ME
EGGS, HOME FRIES, WHEAT TOAST,

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MARMALADE AND A STRAWBERRY
SHAPED LIKE A STAR.

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I'M GOING TO THE FARKLE'S.
WHO'S WITH ME?!

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SIT DOWN.
EAT IT PLEASE.

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BUT IT'S STILL THIS.

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HEY, AUGGIE, GUESS WHAT.

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- IT'S GOOGLY TIME.
- NO TV AT THE TABLE.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, TOPANGA.
THIS TABLE

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IS ABOUT THE DISCUSSION
OF TODAY'S EVENTS ONLY.

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- RILEY.
- I WOKE UP.

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I LOVE EVERYTHING.
I SAT HERE.

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ALL CAUGHT UP.
GOOGLY TIME!

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( with TV )
♪ HERE COMES MR. GOOGLY ♪

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♪ AND HIS FOOGLY
BOOGLY FRIENDS. ♪

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- ( clicks off )
- All: HEY!

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I'M TOO OLD
FOR "MR. GOOGLY."

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- WHAT?
- BUT, AUGGIE,

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MR. GOOGLY
IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

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AUGGIE, I'M YOUR FOOGLY
BOOGLY BEST FRIEND.

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CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

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OF COURSE.
YOU CAN TELL MR. GOOGLY
ALL YOUR SECRETS.

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I HAVE A NEW
BEST FRIEND NOW.

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OH REALLY?
WHO WOULD THAT BE?

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I DON'T WANT
TO TELL YOU WHO SHE IS.

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All:
SHE?

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I SAID TOO MUCH.

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OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL
MR. GOOGLY

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ALL ABOUT YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
AND NONE OF US WILL LISTEN.

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I'M THIS MANY.
I'M DONE WITH YOU NOW.

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GOODBYE.

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THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

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<i>( pop music playing )</i>

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<i>♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ FOR A DAY</i>
<i>LIKE THIS TO COME ♪</i>

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<i>♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ MY HEART'S BEATING</i>
<i>LIKE A DRUM ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ON THE EDGE</i>
<i>OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪</i>

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<i>♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪</i>

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<i>♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?</i>
<i>LIFE IS CRAZY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ BUT I KNOW</i>
<i>I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU</i>
<i>TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT,</i>
<i>I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS,</i>
<i>I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OH OH OH OH ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O." ♪</i>
<i>- ( school bell rings )</i>

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I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT
THIS NEW SCHOOL YEAR.

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NEW SCHOOL, NEW PEOPLE,
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS
GOING TO SURVIVE.

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NOT ONLY AM I SURVIVING,
I'M THRIVING.

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I'M LIKE A PLANT
GOING LIKE THIS...

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WHAT WAS I
SO WORRIED ABOUT?

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, BUT THIS IS TOO EASY.

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IT'S MAYA.
I KNOW BECAUSE I SAW YOU
PUT YOUR HAND OVER MY FACE.

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- I'LL DO YOU NOW.
- OH, THAT'S NOT THE GAME.

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- WHAT'S THE GAME?
- THE GAME IS

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PROTECT THE PLANT
FROM THE BULLDOZER
IN THE PINK SWEATER.

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OH, MAYA, BULLDOZERS
DON'T WEAR PINK--

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HUH.

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- YOU OKAY?
- ( thunks )

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YEAH.

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OH, LOOK WHAT
THE BULLDOZER DID TO YOU.

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THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS
IN THIS WORLD.

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- THERE ARE.
- AND OTHER GIRLS,

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LIKE MISSY BRADFORD,
ARE GOING TO TALK TO LUCAS.

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- THEY ARE.
- I DON'T LIKE THAT.

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- I KNOW.
- I WISH THE WORLD
WAS JUST ME AND YOU.

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THEN IT IS.

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SNEAK ATTACK--
DECEMBER 7th, 1941.

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"A DATE WHICH WILL
LIVE IN INFAMY."

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A DATE?
THEY'RE GOING ON A DATE?

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IN ITALY?

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NO, HONEY.

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- YOU'RE IN HISTORY.
- I'M HISTORY?

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OKAY, PUT YOUR HAND UP.

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YES, RILEY?

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<i>YOU HAVE A PERTINENT</i>
<i>OBSERVATION</i>

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ON THE SUBJECT
OF THE SNEAK ATTACK?

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"MAY I BE EXCUSED?"

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MY EYES SEE MY SHOES.

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YES, RILEY,
YOU MAY BE EXCUSED.

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FOREVER?

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NO, YOU HAVE TO COME BACK
TO CLASS AT SOME POINT, HONEY.

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YOU JUST HAVE TO.

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IT WAS ANOTHER SUNNY DAY
IN PARADISE

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BEFORE THE SNEAK ATTACK
THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING.

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DO YOU LIKE THE MOVIES?
DARK AT THE MOVIES.

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DEPENDS ON THE MOVIE.
DEPENDS WHO I'M GOING WITH.

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MM, SCARY MOVIES?
I GET SCARED
AT SCARY MOVIES.

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YOU'LL TAKE CARE
OF ME THOUGH, RIGHT?

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PEOPLE WHO HAD VIEWED
THEMSELVES AS SAFE

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NO LONGER HAD
ANY SECURITY AT ALL.

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JUST YOU AND ME, MISSY?

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JUST YOU AND ME, LUCAS.

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BOOP.

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( giggles )

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BOOP?

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THAT'S THE BEST YOU GOT?

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PLEASE BE COOL,
PLEASE BE COOL,
PLEASE BE COOL.

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YOU DON'T THINK
THAT I CAN DO BOOP?

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HOW BAD DO YOU THINK
THIS IS GONNA BE?

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I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
SOME FAITH IN OUR RILEY.

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I CAN DO BOOP
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.

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BOOP!

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DOES ANYBODY SEE THIS?

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EVERYBODY SEES THIS.

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TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT!

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CAN'T.
CAN'T MOVE.
SCARED.

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DO YOU THINK LUCAS KNOWS?

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RILEY, I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

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- FARKLE?
- BOY, RILEY.

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I DON'T THINK I COULD
DO THAT EVEN IF I TRIED.

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HEY, MAYA, BOOP.

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OH NO.

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THE BOMBING OF PEARL HARBOR
WAS OUR OFFICIAL ENTRANCE

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INTO A WORLD AT WAR,
AND NOTHING

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WOULD EVER BE THE SAME.

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- YOU WANT ME
TO BRING YOU LUNCH?
- NO.

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FOOD WOULD ONLY
KEEP ME ALIVE.

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COME ON, LITTLE PLANT.
COME BACK INTO THE SUN.

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I'M AFRAID SOMETHING
TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN

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IF I EVER COME
OUT OF HERE.

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RILEY, THAT'S CRAZY.

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NOTHING COULD BE WORSE THAN
WHAT'S ALREADY HAPPENED.

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OH, THERE YOU ARE.

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
YOU'RE NOT UPSET WITH ME,
ARE YOU?

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BECAUSE I DIDN'T HEAR
THAT YOU AND LUCAS WERE
TOGETHER OR ANYTHING.

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- WE'RE NOT.
- HMM, YEAH,

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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
SO IF YOU'RE NOT,

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THEN IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
IF I ASK LUCAS OUT,

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BECAUSE HE'S REALLY CUTE.
DON'T YOU THINK?

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I LOATHE YOU.

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WELL, LUCAS DOESN'T.

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IN FACT, I THINK
HE'S KIND OF INTO ME.

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SHOCKER.

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I LIVE HERE NOW.

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COME ON, P.J. TIME.

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- NO, THANK YOU.
- OH COME ON, WHAT'S
TONIGHT'S THING?

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- NO MORE P.J.s.
- BUT THEY HAVE
MR. GOOGLY ON THEM.

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I CAN'T WEAR THOSE ANYMORE.

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- WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE SHE WON'T LIKE THEM.

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HEY, I'M THE ONLY "SHE"
WHO GETS TO SEE YOU
IN YOUR PAJAMAS.

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YOU NEVER KNOW.

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AUGGIE?

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DO US A FAVOR
AND DON'T GROW UP
SO FAST, OKAY?

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I NEED TO.
I NEED TO GROW UP AND GO
TO BED LIKE DADDY DOES.

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( laughs )
HOW DOES DADDY
GO TO BED?

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LIKE THIS.

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HO, MAMA!

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- I DON'T DO THAT.
- YEAH, YOU DO.

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EVERY NIGHT.

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YEAH, BUT I DO IT
BETTER THAN THAT.

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IF YOU SAY SO.

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AUGGIE, CAN I AT LEAST
HAVE MY GOOD-NIGHT KISS?

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- OKAY?
- WE'RE NOT GOING
TO DO THAT ANYMORE.

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IT'S TONIGHT'S THING.

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KISSING'S FOR BABIES.
MEN SHAKE HANDS.

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GOOD NIGHT, FATHER.
GOOD NIGHT, MOTHER.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY, CORY.

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HE THINKS
HE'S BEING AN ADULT.

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HOW CAN HE BE AN ADULT?
I'M NOT AN ADULT!

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AUGGIE, PLEASE,
TAKE MR. GOOGLY, OKAY?

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GOODBYE.

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<i>♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OH OH OH OH. ♪</i>

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I THINK OF THIS AS
A PERSONAL CHALLENGE
ISSUED BY MISSY BRADFORD

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TO GROW UP
AND TO GROW UP FAST.

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- SO WHAT DO I DO?
- NOTHING.

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GIVE ME ADVICE.
YOU'RE A GENIUS AT THIS.

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- GROW ME UP.
- WHY?

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- BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS.
- THAT'S NOT THE WAY I SEE IT.

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HOW CAN YOU SEE IT
ANY OTHER WAY?

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MISSY BRADFORD HAS
DECIDED TO GROW UP FAST.

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THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.

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BUT WHAT IF LUCAS TAKES
HER TO A SCARY MOVIE?

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"I GET SCARED
AT SCARY MOVIES.

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YOU'LL TAKE CARE
OF ME, WON'T YOU?"

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BARF!
BARF, I SAY!

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RILEY, DO YOU WANT LUCAS
TO TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES?

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ALONE?  I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M READY FOR THAT.

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- THEN WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM HIM?
- I DON'T KNOW.

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I JUST-- I DON'T WANT
HIM WITH HER.

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- AM I JEALOUS?
- YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
HOW TO BE JEALOUS.

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I JUST-- I DON'T WANT
HIM TAKEN AWAY FROM US.

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00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,833
SHE'S BAD NEWS.
TEACH ME HOW TO FLIRT.

217
00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:19,291
NOT GONNA DO THAT.

218
00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:21,458
- WHY NOT?
- I DON'T EVEN
KNOW HOW TO FLIRT.

219
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,000
WHO OUR AGE
KNOWS HOW TO FLIRT?

220
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:27,000
HELLO, LADIES.

221
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
FARKLE, YOU WERE
OUT THERE?

222
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,458
I'M ALWAYS OUT THERE.

223
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,083
FARKLE,
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FLIRT
IN SEVENTH GRADE.

224
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,875
WHY, THANK YOU.

225
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,250
CAN YOU TEACH ME
HOW TO FLIRT WITH LUCAS?

226
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,875
I WOULD DO
WHATEVER YOU ASKED ME.

227
00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,000
BUT I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED HER.

228
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,333
I LOVE BOTH OF YOU.
I WANT YOU HAPPY.

229
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,375
SO YOU THINK
HE'LL SIT WITH US

230
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,375
OR<i>HER?</i>

231
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:58,208
I TRY NOT TO WORRY
ABOUT THINGS I HAVE
NO CONTROL OVER.

232
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,125
REALLY?
BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I DO.

233
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,500
- HEY, CAN I SIT WITH YOU GUYS?
- YOU BETTER.

234
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,708
SO YOU THINK HE'LL
SIT WITH US OR HER?

235
00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,750
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
IS THERE A SEAT WITH YOU GUYS?

236
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,125
ALWAYS ROOM
FOR YOU, BUDDY.

237
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,416
I SAID "BUDDY."
I'M NOT HELPING MYSELF, AM I?

238
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,583
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST THINKING

239
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,875
THAT IF YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO THE MOVIES TOGETHER,

240
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,875
I SHOULD FIND OUT
WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU LIKE
SO I COULD BUY SOME FOR YOU.

241
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,500
BECAUSE-- ( laughs )

242
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,500
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
PAYING FOR EVERYTHING.

243
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,625
- YOU'RE TOAST.
- I KNOW.

244
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,583
ARE YOU SAYING SHE FLIRTS
BETTER THAN YOU?

245
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:37,083
OH, NOBODY'S BETTER
THAN FARKLE.

246
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,875
I JUST DON'T THINK
MY YOUNG PROTEGE

247
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,708
IS READY FOR THAT MONSTER.

248
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,833
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO, GENIUS?

249
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,583
I THINK I'LL JUST STEAL HER
FROM LUCAS MYSELF.

250
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,000
YOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?

251
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,458
WELL, I'M CERTAINLY NOT
DOING IT FOR ME, TOOTS.

252
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,833
SHE'S EVIL.
IF I'M NOT BACK IN TWO MINUTES,

253
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,458
SHE ATE ME.

254
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:59,458
- HOW'S MY HAIR?
- IT HASN'T CHANGED
IN SIX YEARS.

255
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,000
SHE DOESN'T
STAND A CHANCE.

256
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,291
HELLO, LADY.

257
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:10,125
- FARKLE.
- WHY GO TO THE MOVIES
WITH A BOY

258
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:13,208
WHEN YOU CAN GO WITH A MAN?

259
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,708
ENJOY.

260
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,416
WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

261
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,375
YOU'RE NEXT.

262
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,833
IT WORKED.
I'M NEXT.

263
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,833
RILEY, SHE'S TOO GOOD.
YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH HER.

264
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,375
I DON'T WANT THEM TOGETHER.
I DON'T.

265
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,333
RILEY?

266
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,000
- LUCAS.
- RILEY.

267
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,375
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE AND I DON'T
HAVE ANY RIGHT TO SAY THIS,

268
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:45,208
BUT I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
HANG OUT ALONE WITH THIS GIRL.

269
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,833
WHY NOT?

270
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:48,458
I DON'T REALLY KNOW,

271
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:51,000
I THINK IF YOU ACTUALLY
SPEND TIME WITH HER ALONE

272
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,083
IT'S GONNA CHANGE THINGS FOR--
YOU KNOW,

273
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:58,333
- ALL OF US.
- WELL, AREN'T YOU JUST
A CONCERNED FRIEND?

274
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,166
YEAH, I AM.

275
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,875
WELL, WITH YOU AROUND,
HOW COULD I EVER POSSIBLY
GET LUCAS ALONE?

276
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,708
FOOD FIGHT!

277
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,708
- HEY!
- NO FOOD FIGHT!

278
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,375
DETENTION THIS AFTERNOON,

279
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,208
BOTH OF YOU!

280
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,125
OH NO, BOTH OF US--

281
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,708
ALONE.

282
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,583
- HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, DAD?
- WHAT DID I DO?

283
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,875
YOU GAVE THEM
DETENTION TOGETHER.

284
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,625
I WAS THE CAFETERIA MONITOR.

285
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,458
I SAW POTATOES NOT WHERE
POTATOES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

286
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,000
DETENTION HIM,
DETENTION HER.

287
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,875
BUT LUCAS DIDN'T EVEN
DO ANYTHING.

288
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,958
DON'T CARE.
I'M MAD WITH POWER.

289
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,333
THEN I WANT DETENTION TOO.

290
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,708
YOU DO?

291
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,416
RILEY, YOU'VE NEVER HAD
DETENTION IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

292
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:48,000
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO
THAT WOULD GET YOU DETENTION

293
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,208
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?

294
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,000
I COULD INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY SPECIAL GUEST STAR.

295
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,125
UH-OH.

296
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,708
NOTHING PERSONAL, BUB.

297
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:57,291
( groans )

298
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,416
( sputters gibberish )

299
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,333
YEAH, THAT'LL DO IT.

300
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:05,250
- NICE JOB.
- PLEASURE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU.

301
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,000
<i>♪ OH OH OH OH. ♪</i>

302
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,125
OH MY GOSH,
LOOK AT YOU.

303
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,166
HOW'S MY BREATH?
( exhales )

304
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,500
OOH, LIKE FLOWERS.
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

305
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,833
I ATE YOUR FLOWERS.

306
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,291
- MOMMY?
- YEAH?

307
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,833
YOU'RE AN OLDER
WOMAN, RIGHT?

308
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,291
OKAY, WHERE IS
THIS GOING?

309
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,958
I HAVE AN OLDER WOMAN
COMING OVER.

310
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,000
HER NAME IS AVA,
SHE LIKES CHEESE

311
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,583
AND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

312
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,458
REALLY?
WHERE IS AVA FROM?

313
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,958
SHE'S FROM DOWN THE HALL.

314
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,583
DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD FIND SOME CHEESE
AND MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE?

315
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,000
-<i>( doorbell rings ) </i>
- TOO LATE, SHE'S HERE.

316
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,708
I'LL G-G-G--
I'LL G-G-G--

317
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:49,583
OKAY OKAY OKAY,
CALM DOWN.

318
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,750
WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE CALM.
JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH,

319
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,500
OKAY?
AND THEN OPEN THE DOOR.

320
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,375
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET
YOUR OLDER WOMAN.

321
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,375
- HI, AUGGIE.
- HI, AVA.

322
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,583
THIS IS MY MOMMY.

323
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,875
IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU, AVA.

324
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,375
YOU GOT CHEESE?
I LIKE CHEESE.

325
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,708
SO I'VE HEARD.

326
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,708
SO, UM, AVA?

327
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,125
<i>HOW OLD ARE YOU?</i>

328
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,875
I'M THIS MANY.

329
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,875
I SEE.
OLDER WOMAN.

330
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,875
YEAH, BECAUSE AUGGIE'S
THIS MANY.

331
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,625
YEAH, BUT YOU LIKE HIM
ANYWAY, RIGHT?

332
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,000
- YEAH.
- HOW COME?

333
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,166
BECAUSE THIS MANY
TELLS THIS MANY WHAT TO DO.

334
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,625
WHAT?

335
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,458
I'M OKAY WITH IT, MOM.

336
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,583
REALLY?

337
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,458
BECAUSE I HAVE
SOME THOUGHTS.

338
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,833
IS THAT A MR. GOOGLY?

339
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:37,833
NO.

340
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,166
I THINK IT IS.

341
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,500
IT'S NOT MINE.
I'M TOO OLD FOR IT.

342
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,583
- I WANT IT!
-<i>WHAT?  AVA...</i>

343
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,708
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
A MR. GOOGLY?

344
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,000
YOU'RE THIS MANY.

345
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,583
I LOVE MR. GOOGLY.

346
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,375
I'M TAKING HIM.

347
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,416
BUT YOU'RE ALL GROWED UP.

348
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,875
I DON'T CARE.
HE'S MINE NOW.

349
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,708
( laughs )
ACTUALLY, AVA,
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO

350
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,583
IS GIVE MR. GOOGLY
BACK TO AUGGIE.

351
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,166
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

352
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,250
BECAUSE I'M THIS MANY

353
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,500
AND THIS MANY GETS
TO TELL THIS MANY WHAT TO DO.

354
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,875
- DO YOU LIKE RIDES?
- YEAH.

355
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,708
OH GREAT!
LET'S TAKE A RIDE

356
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,958
ALL THE WAY
BACK TO YOUR HOUSE!

357
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,708
- BYE-BYE, AUGGIE.
- BYE-BYE, AVA.

358
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,375
OKAY, BYE-BYE, AVA.

359
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,458
- BYE!
- BYE.

360
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,083
SO WHAT'D YOU THINK OF HER?

361
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,708
- HOW YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

362
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,958
OH, I'M A BAD GIRL.

363
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,416
YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO MESS WITH THIS ONE.

364
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,583
( scoffs )
WHAT ARE THESE, PLACE CARDS?

365
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,875
YEP, I MADE THEM.
YOU SIT OVER THERE.

366
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:56,125
I THINK THIS SEAT HAS
MY NAME ON IT, ACTUALLY.

367
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,333
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I LIKE MY DETENTION

368
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,875
TO HAVE A LITTLE
LEARNING IN IT.

369
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,458
SO I'D LIKE TO CONTINUE
TALKING ABOUT PEARL HARBOR

370
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,083
AND WHAT HAPPENED
AFTER THE SNEAK ATTACK.

371
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,250
THE WORLD WAS AT WAR

372
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,250
<i>AND ALLIANCES WERE</i>
<i>FORGED IN BATTLE</i>

373
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,125
<i>AND WERE MADE STRONGER</i>
<i>BECAUSE OF THAT.</i>

374
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,833
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

375
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,958
IT'S DETENTION, FARKLE.
IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

376
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,875
IF MY FRIENDS ARE IN IT,
THEN IT'S FOR ME.

377
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,875
DURING THIS WAR

378
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:30,375
THE UNITED STATES WAS PUT
TO ONE OF ITS GREATEST TESTS

379
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,458
WHEN IT MET A THREAT
TO OUR WAY OF LIFE.

380
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,958
<i>BUT BECAUSE WE WERE UNITED</i>

381
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,125
-<i>WE PREVAILED. </i>
- HEY, RILEY?

382
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,500
MISSY INVITED ME TO SEE
A MOVIE WITH HER.

383
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,083
I THINK SHE'S AWARE
OF THAT, LUCAS.

384
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,875
NO NEED TO MAKE HER
FEEL WORSE.

385
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,500
AND I WAS WONDERING

386
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,708
IF MAYBE YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE
TO COME ALONG WITH US?

387
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,083
YOU WANT US?

388
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,875
UH UH,
I'M SORRY, LUCAS.

389
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:01,833
- THAT WASN'T
THE INVITATION.
- OH!

390
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:04,250
WELL THEN,

391
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,875
I'M SORRY, MISSY,
BUT I CAN'T GO.

392
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,583
Missy:
<i>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?</i>

393
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,000
NOBODY'S EVER TURNED
ME DOWN IN MY LIFE.

394
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,375
WELL, SEE,
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.

395
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,875
AND I DON'T LIKE DOING ANYTHING
WITHOUT MY FRIENDS.

396
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,750
RIGHT, RILEY?

397
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,458
YEAH.

398
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,083
RIGHT.

399
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,500
NOW I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE
YOUR WANTING ME

400
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,375
TO CARE OF YOU
DURING A SCARY MOVIE,

401
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,291
AND YOU SHOWING ME
YOUR LEG AND ALL,

402
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,875
BUT BACK HERE
IN THE SEVENTH GRADE,

403
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,875
I THINK MAYBE
WE'D HAVE MORE FUN
JUST HANGING OUT TOGETHER.

404
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
BOOP.

405
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,250
GROW UP.

406
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,083
NOT...

407
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,166
YET.

408
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,708
OH, SHE'S LEAVING?
OKAY.

409
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,250
- HEY.
- HEY.

410
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,125
YOU KNOW WHAT THE EASIEST THING
ABOUT HAVING FRIENDS IS?

411
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,208
- WHAT?
- SOMETIMES

412
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,208
ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS TRUST THEM.

413
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:07,708
WHEN PEACE TIME CAME,
THE UNITED STATES

414
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,875
ENJOYED ITS GREATEST
PERIOD OF GROWTH,

415
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,000
<i>PROSPERITY AND HAPPINESS.</i>

416
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,083
DETENTION OVER.

417
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,375
YOU GUYS COMING?

418
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,000
NO, WE'RE GOOD
RIGHT HERE.

419
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,708
GOOD NIGHT, MOTHER.
GOOD NIGHT, FATHER.

420
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,291
I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER
I CAN PUT UP WITH THIS.

421
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,875
NOW YOU LISTEN
TO ME, KID.

422
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:43,208
YOU TAKE THESE JAMMIES
AND YOU WEAR THEM.

423
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,583
AND YOU TAKE MR. GOOGLY

424
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,125
AND YOU HOLD ON TO HIM
FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN.

425
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,250
- WHY?
- BECAUSE HE'S YOUR FRIEND,

426
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,958
YOU CAN TRUST HIM
AND HE LOVES YOU.

427
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,708
RIGHT?

428
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,833
YEAH, HE DOES.

429
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:01,500
AND, AUGGIE, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THAT YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR FRIENDS.

430
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,708
AND, AUGGIE, STAY THIS MANY
FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE,

431
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,875
'CAUSE WHEN IT'S GONE,
IT'S GONE.

432
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,083
GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY.

433
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,458
- YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

434
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,500
THEN YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME!

435
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,500
YOU WANT ONE?

436
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,833
YEAH!

437
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,458
- THEN YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME!
- OH, MAMA!