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<i>( dramatic music playing )</i>

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( creaking )

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GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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WELCOME TO MY HALLOWEEN
SCARY-TIME THEATER.

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MY NAME IS AUGGIE,
AND I'LL BE YOUR GHOST.

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TONIGHT, THREE TINGLING
TALES OF TERROR

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ALL ABOUT FEAR!

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WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

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HMM?!

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- AUGGIE, DINNER.
- I'M TALKING TO
THE PEOPLE, MOMMY.

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I'M SURE YOU ARE,
BUT IT'S TIME FOR DINNER.

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- SAY HELLO TO THEM.
- HOW YOU DOING?

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FOR REAL.

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HOW YOU DOING
FOR REAL?

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OKAY, FINISH TALKING
TO YOUR FRIENDS

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AND GET OUT OF THAT
WEIRD-SHAPED TOY CHEST.

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- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
- YOU DON'T "VANT" TO KNOW!

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SAY BYE-BYE
TO THE PEOPLE.

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BYE-BYE.

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- MEAN IT.
- COME TO DINNER...

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( emphatically )
I MEAN IT.

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<i>( scary music playing )</i>

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THAT WAS SCARY.

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DO YOU KNOW FARKLE?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SCARES HIM?

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HIS FEAR IS
THE SAME SIZE...

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AS A SOFTBALL.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT GOES

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WITH A SOFTBALL,
DON'T YOU?

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A BAT!
( laughs evilly )

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( laughs )

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<i>( pop music playing )</i>

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<i>♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ FOR A DAY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪</i>

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<i>♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ MY HEART'S BEATING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIKE A DRUM ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ON THE EDGE ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪</i>

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<i>♪ FACE TO FACE WITH ♪</i>

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<i>♪ CHANGES ♪</i>

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<i>♪ WHAT'S IT</i>
<i>ALL ABOUT? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ BUT I KNOW ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT,</i>
<i>I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS,</i>
<i>I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OH OH OH OH ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ </i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪</i>

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<i>( dramatic music playing )</i>

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- NO NO NO NO NO!
- LET GO, FARKLE.

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IT'S ONLY GYM CLASS.

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THEY THROW THINGS AT ME!

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- WHO?
- MAYA!

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<i>( thunder crashing )</i>

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I'M THE PITCHER.

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THEY MAKE ME STAND THERE
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!

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HE'S THE BATTER.

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THERE'S A GUY
BEHIND ME IN A MASK!

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THAT'D BE
THE CATCHER, SIR.

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AND THEN
SOMEBODY SCREAMS.

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THAT'S
THE UMPIRE.

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NO, THAT'S ME.

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I'M STILL NOT GONNA WRITE
YOU A NOTE

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FOR GYM CLASS, FARKLE.

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IT'S SOFTBALL.

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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY

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GO WRONG IN SOFTBALL?

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<i>- ( thunder crashes )</i>
<i>- ( scary music playing )</i>

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GET OFF.

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<i>( scary music playing )</i>

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BATTER UP!

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IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE.
WHY ARE WE PLAYING
SOFTBALL INSIDE?

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WE SHOULD BE
PLAYING DODGEBALL.
NO, WAIT!

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WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
WE SHOULD BE SQUARE DANCING.

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YEAH!  WE SHOULD BE
SWINGING OUR PARTNER!

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YOU SHOULD BE SWINGING
YOUR BAT, FARKLE.

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GET IN THERE!
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

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( whispering )
I'M AFRAID OF GETTING
HIT BY THE BALL, COACH.

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( loudly )
YOU'RE AFRAID OF GETTING
HIT BY THE BALL?

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I'M ALSO AFRAID
OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION.

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( loudly )
YOU'RE AFRAID
OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION?

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QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING.

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SHE THROWS
STRAIGHT AS A ROPE.

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<i>( thunder crashes )</i>

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♪ CHECK, CHECK,
CHECK HER OUT ♪

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♪ CHECK OUR LITTLE
PITCHER OUT! ♪

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RILES?

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ALL RIGHT.
THIRD BASE.

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I'M READY.

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WHAT HAND DOES
THIS THING GO ON?

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YOU KNOW
WHAT HAND IT GOES...

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OH...

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- THANKS.
- YEAH, OKAY.

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YEAH, I DID THAT.

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WHY DO I HAVE TO BE UP?

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WHY DOES ANYBODY
HAVE TO BE UP, FARKLE?

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WHY DOES ANYBODY
HAVE TO BE ANYTHING?

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WHY DO I HAVE
TO BE A GYM TEACHER?

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I COULD BE A BALLERINA!

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DOO, DOO, DOO!
DOO, DOO, DOO!

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DON'T WORK, DO IT?
KNOW WHY?

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'CAUSE I'M A GYM TEACHER
AND YOU'RE UP!

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( grunts )

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WAIT, CAN HE DO THAT?

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HE'S IN THE BATTER'S BOX.
BALL ONE!

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( screams )

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- BALL TWO!
- HE'S RATTLING
MY PITCHER, COACH.

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HE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
HE'S AN EVIL, GENIUS MASTERMIND.

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YEAH?

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I DON'T THINK HE IS.

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<i>- ( thunder crashes )</i>
<i>- ( electricity crackles )</i>

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AWW, TOO BAD.

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DARN.  HECK.

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SEE YOU
IN SCIENCE, SUCKAS.

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AND LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MAYA,

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YOU AIN'T ALL THAT.

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I WOULD'VE HIT THE NEXT ONE
RIGHT OUT OF THE PA--

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<i>( electricity crackles )</i>

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YOU LOOK PRETTY.

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- MOVE.
- I'M GOOD RIGHT HERE.

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YOU WANNA SPEND THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE SCARED?

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I WAS PLANNING
ON IT, SIR.

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GET IN THE BOX, FARKLE.

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TIME OUT.

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ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE DONE, MAYA.

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- WHAT?
- I'M TAKING YOU OUT.

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- YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.
- ( sighs )

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- I'M TAKING YOU
OUT OF THE GAME.
- WHAT?!

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♪ MAYA, MAYA,
SAY GOODBYE-A! ♪

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- RILEY!
- YES?

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WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

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YOU HAVEN'T THROWN
A STRIKE.

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I THINK FARKLE'S
IN YOUR HEAD, KID.

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BUT HE'S ALL,
"WAH!  WAH!  FLAH!"

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I KNOW HOW
TO PITCH TO HIM, MAYA.

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I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
TAKE SHORTSTOP.

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OKAY, LUCAS,
NICE AND SLOW, OKAY?

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YEAH.
HOW'S THIS FOR SLOW?

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<i>( whooshes )</i>

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( in slo-mo )
WHY...?

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- HEY.
- YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

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- YEAH, I DID.
- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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I DID IT
FOR YOU, FARKLE.

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YOU THREW THAT
AS HARD AS YOU COULD?

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PRETTY MUCH.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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I'M...

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FINE.
( chuckles )

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DOESN'T EVEN HURT, REALLY.

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- RIGHT.
- HUH.

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- THANKS A LOT.
- ANYTIME.

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- TRICK OR TREAT TONIGHT?
- ABSOLUTELY.

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YOU GOT HIT.
GET TO TAKE
YOUR BASE, FARKLE.

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DON'T WANT IT, COACH.

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YOU.

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BRING IT.

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<i>( dramatic music playing )</i>

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♪ FARKLE, FARKLE,
GONNA SPARKLE! ♪

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-<i>( bat dings ) </i>
- Lucas:<i>YEAH!</i>

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-<i>( clapping ) </i>
- Farkle:<i>WHOO!</i>

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<i>( classical music plays )</i>

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TOO MUCH CANDY.

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HERE'S WHAT
WE LEARNED SO FAR:

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THIS...
NOT SO SCARY
AFTER ALL.

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HERE'S WHAT
WE'VE LEARNED SO FAR:

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WHEN MOMMY SAYS,
"COME TO DINNER,"

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WE COME TO DINNER.
YOU GOT DRESSED UP.

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- LOOKING GOOD.
- AND NOW OUR NEXT TALE
OF TERROR,

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RILEY'S REALLY SCARED
TO SLEEP OVER AT MAYA'S HOUSE...

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FOR HALLOWEEN.
MWA-HA-HA-HA...

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HA!

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- ( clapping )
- WHOO!  THANK YOU,
FARKLE NATION!

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SO, HALLOWEEN
SLEEPOVER AT MY HOUSE
TO DO CANDY TRADES?

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YEAH, EXCEPT...

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WHY DON'T WE DO IT
AT MY HOUSE?

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<i>- ( scary music playing )</i>
<i>- ( thunder crashes )</i>

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( screams )

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DOO, DOO, DOO!

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( screams )

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YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP
AT MAYA'S THIS YEAR?

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( scoffs )
BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY AGREED

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TO HAVE IT IN MY ROOM
EVERY SINGLE YEAR FOREVER.

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WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID
TO SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE?

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- I'M NOT.
- YOU'VE NEVER MADE IT
THROUGH A WHOLE NIGHT THERE.

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TELL HER
THAT'S NOT TRUE, DAD.

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I CAN'T, HONEY.
I'M THE ONE THAT
HAS TO GET UP

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND GET YOU WHEN YOU
SECRETLY CALL ME.

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I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
AND YOU'RE NOT THERE.

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- IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD.
- I WOULD NEVER MAKE YOU
FEEL BAD.

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THEN I WANT YOU
TO STAY ONE NIGHT...

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ALL NIGHT... TONIGHT.

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<i>( scary music plays )</i>

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DOO, DOO, DOO!

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RILEY,
GET OVER THIS FEAR.

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BECAUSE YOU WANT ME
TO GROW OUT OF THIS?

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BECAUSE I WANT TO SLEEP.

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COULD YOU AT LEAST
DRIVE ME THERE?

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TO MAYA'S
HOUSE OF HORRORS?

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<i>- ( scary music plays )</i>
<i>- ( thunder crashes )</i>

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FUNNY, DAD.

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DAD?

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LET'S GO.

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ALL RIGHT.
HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?

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IT'S GOOD.
I'M GOOD.

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- ( traffic sounds )
- A LITTLE BIT NOISY.

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- DIFFERENT PART OF TOWN.
- ( sighs )

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WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT'S THAT?

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THAT'S GINGER.

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- HI, GINGER.  I'M RILEY.
- ( Ginger hisses )

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I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU THIS,
BUT YOUR NEW CAT'S POSSESSED.

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- IT'S A FERRET.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU THIS,

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BUT YOUR NEW CAT'S
A FERRET.

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- HERE YOU ARE, GINGER.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

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DOES HE LET YOU KNOW
WHEN HE NEEDS TO PEE?

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THAT'S WHY
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

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OH, I GET IT NOW.

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OKAY, BYE-BYE,
GINGER.

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OKAY, RILEY,
I'M GONNA TURN OFF
THE LIGHTS NOW.

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NO!  I DON'T LIKE IT
COMPLETELY DARK.

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I LIKE IT JUST
A LITTLE BIT LIGHT.

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00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,750
- NO PROBLEM.  WATCH.
- ( clicks )

227
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,000
AWW, BABY BUNNY.

228
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,208
BABY BUNNY GROWING.

229
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,500
- MAYA!
- COME HERE.

230
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,083
THEY OPENED
A NEW BUNNY MART
ACROSS THE STREET.

231
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,416
- OH.
- ALL YOU'RE SEEING

232
00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:17,583
IS THE SHADOWS
OF THE NEON SIGN

233
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,250
WHERE THE LITTLE BUNNY
GETS BIGGER AND BIGGER.

234
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,958
- OH.
- CAN WE GO TO SLEEP NOW?

235
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:24,875
YEAH.
IT'S JUST SHADOWS.

236
00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,875
SHADOWS CAN'T HURT ME.

237
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:30,375
YOUR HOUSE IS NICE
AND I AM SAFE.

238
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,625
( sighs )
♪ I'MA BE OKAY

239
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,583
♪ I'MA BE OKAY,
I'MA BE OKAY ♪

240
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:42,875
<i>( scary music playing )</i>

241
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,708
♪ SOMETHING ELSE IS HERE,
SOMETHING ELSE IS HERE ♪

242
00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:50,000
♪ GOODBYE, RILEY,
GOODBYE, RILEY ♪

243
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,500
<i>♪ GOODBYE, RILEY,</i>
<i>IT'S GONNA EAT ME NOW. ♪</i>

244
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,250
( screams ) MAYA!

245
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,875
NO, IT'S ME, GAMMY.

246
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,708
COME ON,
GIMME A HUG.

247
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,375
- ( both chuckle )
- HI, GAMMY HART.

248
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,833
- HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
- WELL, I'M STILL
KICKING, RI-RI.

249
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:09,500
THE OLD GRIM REAPER HAS
GOTTA MOVE A LOT FASTER

250
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,875
TO CATCH UP WITH ME.
( laughing )

251
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,875
YEAH.

252
00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,750
NOT TODAY, SAMMY.

253
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,250
( laughs )

254
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:29,708
MAYBE IF I DIDN'T
SEE THE SHADOWS,
I COULD ACTUALLY GO TO SLEEP.

255
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,000
FINE.  ANYTHING TO GET
YOU TO SLEEP.

256
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,250
YOU KNOW, MAYA,
IF IT WOULD BE
EASIER FOR YOU,

257
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,625
I COULD ALWAYS
CALL MY FATHER AND--

258
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,583
SAVE ME, DADDY.
SHE HAS SCARY BUNNIES.

259
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,583
- NO.
- ( sighs )

260
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,458
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA STAY

261
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:47,000
AT MY HOUSE
AND YOU'RE GONNA
BE COMFORTABLE.

262
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,250
I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE IT
DURING THE DAY.

263
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,750
- SO AS LONG
AS THIS CURTAIN IS UP...
- I'M GONNA BE OKAY.

264
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,291
- I PROMISE.
- GOOD.

265
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,291
JUST SHADOWS.
SHADOWS ARE JUST SHADOWS.

266
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,708
THEY CAN'T HURT ME.
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

267
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,375
- ( screams )
- OKAY.

268
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:07,708
( both scream )

269
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,500
- ( boys shout )
- ( girls scream )

270
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,458
Farkle: LADIES.

271
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,208
Both: FARKLE!

272
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,833
- TRICK OR TREAT!
- WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
YOU SCARED US.

273
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,208
WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

274
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,875
WE WERE PASSING BY
ON OUR WAY HOME.

275
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,583
- WE THOUGHT WE'D SAY HI.
- IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT?

276
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,458
- IT'S A QUARTER AFTER 7:00.
- ( Riley sighs )

277
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,458
THEN WHY'D YOU HAVE ME
GO TO SLEEP, MAYA?

278
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:34,708
TRYING TO PUT MYSELF
OUT OF MY MISERY.

279
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,250
WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF RILEY?
IT'S GREAT OUT HERE.

280
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,875
- THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE SCARED OF.
- I HEAR BOYS.

281
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,750
YOU GOT BOYS IN HERE?

282
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,958
THEY'RE OUTSIDE.

283
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,250
OH.  OH, HIYA, BOYS!
( laughs )

284
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,208
SCARY OLD LADY.

285
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,416
FARKLE.  OH.
( chuckles )

286
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,708
COME ON, LUCAS.

287
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,833
WANNA LEARN HOW TO
ATTRACT OLDER LADIES?

288
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,250
NO.

289
00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:05,458
- BYE, GUYS.
- SEE YOU.

290
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,333
- ( sighs )
YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?

291
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,333
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY NEED
TO COVER THE WINDOW.

292
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,291
- WHY NOT?
- I WAS ACTUALLY
SCARED OF FARKLE

293
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,000
UNTIL HE TOOK
HIS MASK OFF.

294
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,708
AND WHEN HE DID,
IT WAS JUST FARKLE.

295
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,875
YEAH, FARKLE'S
NOT SCARY AT ALL.

296
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,375
NO, AND NEITHER IS
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

297
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,166
ONCE YOU TAKE
ITS MASK OFF.

298
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,958
<i>( folk music playing )</i>

299
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,000
IT'S ACTUALLY
KIND OF PRETTY.

300
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,208
I NEVER NOTICED
THAT BEFORE.

301
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:41,583
YEAH.  I LIKE
YOUR HOUSE, MAYA.

302
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,000
THANK YOU, RILEY.
THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.

303
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,875
- ( chuckles )
- GOOD.

304
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,416
SO YOU WANNA
GO TO SLEEP NOW?

305
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,250
IN A LITTLE BIT.

306
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,500
YOU MIND IF WE
STAY UP AWHILE?

307
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,208
WHY?  ARE YOU STILL
A LITTLE BIT SCARED?

308
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,708
NOT ANYMORE.

309
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,708
I JUST WANNA SEE
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

310
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,333
( chuckles )

311
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,500
<i>- ( screams )</i>
<i>- ( scary music playing )</i>

312
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,875
RILEY IS STILL
AT MAYA'S HOUSE.

313
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,375
BUT MEANWHILE,
OVER HERE,

314
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:21,291
IT'S TIME
FOR OUR CREEPIEST,
SCARIEST STORY YET,

315
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,333
- BECAUSE THIS STORY'S ABOUT...
-<i>( thuds )</i>

316
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,500
BEDTIME.

317
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,291
CAN I SLEEP
WITH YOU GUYS?

318
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,250
- NOPE.
- WE'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME

319
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,958
FOR YOU TO LEARN
TO SLEEP ALL BY YOURSELF.

320
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,875
THIS STORY'S ABOUT...

321
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,708
( emphatically ) ME.

322
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,375
- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.

323
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,583
<i>( creaking )</i>

324
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,708
- MOMMY!
- YES?

325
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:55,250
YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT
MY HALLOWEEN CANDY, ARE YOU?

326
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:57,875
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

327
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,500
MAYBE I SHOULD STAY UP
WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE.

328
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,875
YOU'VE GOTTA GROW OUT
OF THIS PHASE, BUD.

329
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,125
I LOVE YOU...

330
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,708
AND YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY
IS IN A VERY GOOD PLACE.

331
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,875
I'M FINE.
♪ I'M GONNA BE OKAY ♪

332
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,000
♪ I'M GONNA
BE OKAY. ♪

333
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,500
<i>- ( creaking )</i>
<i>- ( growling )</i>

334
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,000
DADDY!

335
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,708
HELLO.

336
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,375
THERE'S A MONSTER
UNDER MY BED.

337
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,166
A MONSTER?!
LET'S SEE HERE.

338
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,750
NO, NO MONSTERS HERE,

339
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,708
JUST A LOT OF TOYS.

340
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,208
COME HERE, BUD.
LET'S GET YOU
INTO BED, OKAY?

341
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,250
COME ON,
HERE WE GO.

342
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:41,125
THERE.  PERFECT.
GUESS WHAT.

343
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,708
HERE'S MR. GOOGLY.

344
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,083
OKAY?
GOOD NIGHT, BUD.

345
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:53,708
GOODBYE.

346
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:59,833
GREAT.
ALL RIGHT, MR. GOOGLY,

347
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,208
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.

348
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,250
YOU TELL ANY MONSTERS
UNDER MY BED

349
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,875
TO GO AWAY!

350
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,500
HEY!

351
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,458
WHAT THE...?

352
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,583
YOU GIVE ME BACK
MR. GOOGLY!

353
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,750
Monster:
<i>YOU GIVE ME BACK</i>
<i>MR. BLOBBITY.</i>

354
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:33,458
I NEED TO SEE
THAT MR. GOOGLY'S OKAY.

355
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,000
OKAY, HERE WE GO.

356
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,375
OH, MR. GOOGLY,
I MISSED YOU.

357
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,708
ARE YOU OKAY?
DID HE HURT YOU?

358
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,375
OH, MR. BLOBBITY,
I MISSED YOU.

359
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,375
ARE YOU OKAY?
DID HE HURT YOU?

360
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,458
I WOULD NEVER
HURT ANYBODY.

361
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,375
NEITHER WOULD
I HURT ANYBODY.

362
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,000
- THEN WHY ARE YOU SCARING ME?
- NO, YOU'RE SCARING ME!

363
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,083
- NO, YOU'RE SCARING ME!
- NO, YOU'RE SCARING ME!

364
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,708
- NO, YOU'RE SCARING ME!
- NO, YOU ARE!

365
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,625
NO, YOU ARE!

366
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:21,500
- YOU OKAY?
- I'M VERY SCARED.

367
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,208
BUT YOU'RE THE MONSTER
UNDER THE BED.

368
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,583
YOU'RE THE MONSTER
OVER THE BED.

369
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:32,083
- I'M AUGGIE.
- I'M SIMON P. LITTLEBOYEATER.

370
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,875
THAT'S NOT GOOD.

371
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,708
YOU CAN CALL ME SIMON.
HELLO!

372
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:44,000
- MOMMY!
- MOMMY!

373
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,750
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- ( whispering )
DADDY, MONSTER.  MONSTER.

374
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,083
( whispers )
UNDER THE BED?  OKAY.

375
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,708
AUGGIE,
THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

376
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,875
I PROMISE.
THERE'S NOTHING
UNDER THE BED.

377
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,583
- BUT HE WAS.
- HONEY, LOOK HOW TIGHT

378
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,000
WE'RE GONNA
TUCK YOU IN, OKAY?

379
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,875
YEAH, THIS IS OUR BEST
MONSTER-PROOF TUCK JOB.

380
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,416
ABSOLUTELY.
NO MONSTERS ARE
GETTING IN THERE, BOY.

381
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,875
- I WOULDN'T THINK SO.
- GOOD NIGHT.  LOVE YOU.

382
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,000
GOOD NIGHT.

383
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,000
- ( door closes )
- ( sighs )

384
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,625
( sighs )

385
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,208
MR. LITTLEBOYEATER?

386
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,875
YES?

387
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:27,583
YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND
LIVING UNDER PEOPLE'S BEDS.

388
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,583
EXCUSE ME?!
THAT'S MY HOME.

389
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,583
HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN THERE?

390
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,250
EVERY NIGHT.

391
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,166
I KNEW IT!

392
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,875
YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT.

393
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,250
SO WHY CAN'T
I EVER SEE YOU?

394
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,583
BECAUSE I'M REALLY GOOD
AT WHAT I DO.

395
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,583
- ( growls )
- ( laughs )

396
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,291
SO WHY CAN I SEE YOU NOW?

397
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,375
BECAUSE I WANNA
SAY GOODBYE.

398
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,708
YOU'RE LEAVING?

399
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,083
BUT WHY?

400
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,125
ARE YOU SCARED
OF ME ANYMORE?

401
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,000
NO, YOU'RE MY FRIEND NOW.

402
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,708
I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO HAVE FRIENDS.

403
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,708
- WHY NOT?
- BECAUSE I'M A MONSTER.

404
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:14,208
- WHAT'S THIS?
- ALL THE STUFF
YOU THOUGHT YOU LOST.

405
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,958
- YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THEM?
- DURING THE DAY WHILE
YOU'RE AT SCHOOL.

406
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,250
I WANT YOU TO HAVE 'EM.

407
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,291
REALLY? THANKS!

408
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,458
BUT WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO GO NOW?

409
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,833
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A LITTLE BOY,

410
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,750
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
TO LITTLE BOYS?

411
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,000
- WHAT?
- THEY GROW UP!

412
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,208
- HEY, MONSTER.
- YES?

413
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,750
( gurgling sounds )

414
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,875
PRETTY GOOD.

415
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,208
- YOU OKAY, AUGGIE?
- WE'RE FINE.

416
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,875
REMEMBER ME.

417
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,875
NOT SCARED ANYMORE,
AUGGIE?

418
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,875
NO, NOTHING TO BE
SCARED OF AT ALL.

419
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,708
- GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT.

420
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,458
GOOD NIGHT.

421
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,958
- ( door closes )
- GOOD NIGHT.

422
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,458
<i>( scary music playing )</i>

423
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,708
THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH ME
TONIGHT.

424
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,000
I HOPE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE

425
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,333
AFRAID OF SOMETHING

426
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,416
HAVE LEARNED THAT SOMETIMES
THINGS

427
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,166
ARE NOT AS SCARY AS THEY SEEM.

428
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,500
HALLOWEEN ONLY COMES ONCE
A YEAR.

429
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,750
MAYBE NEXT YEAR

430
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750
I'LL SPEND IT AT YOUR HOUSE.

431
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,458
TRICK OR TREAT!