1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,291 GRADUATION AND AWARDS NIGHT IS COMING UP. 2 00:00:05,291 --> 00:00:07,875 I AM VERY PROUD OF THIS CLASS. 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,125 SEVERAL OF YOU WILL BE RECOGNIZED 4 00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:10,625 FOR YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. 5 00:00:10,625 --> 00:00:14,291 AWARDS ARE A SCAM! A GIRL LIKE ME NEVER HAD A CHANCE, MATTHEWS. 6 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:15,583 NEVER HAD A CHANCE. 7 00:00:17,708 --> 00:00:20,333 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT, BUT IT'S RIDICULOUS. 8 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:23,458 IT'S A SCAM, MATTHEWS! SHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE! 9 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:27,000 MAYA WILL BE RECEIVING 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,250 THE GRIFF HAWKINS TOTALLY COOL AWARD. 11 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,458 ( clapping ) 12 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:35,125 MAYA, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU WON THE TOTALLY COOL AWARD, 13 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:36,208 YET YOU JUST SIT THERE? 14 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,000 OH, YOU'RE BEING COOL. 15 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,458 WHY WON'T YOU RUB OFF ON ME? 16 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:45,000 AND OUR TWO FINALISTS 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,333 FOR THE SCHOLAR ATHLETE AWARD ARE... 18 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:49,708 LUCAS FRIAR... 19 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:51,958 AND BILLY ROSS. 20 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:54,083 I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR SOME COMPETITION, DUDE. 21 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:56,583 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I HATE COMPETITION. 22 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:57,875 ( both laugh ) 23 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,166 ( both chuckle ) 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,875 HEY, GOLDEN BOYS, YOU WANNA HOP DOWN FROM YOUR CLOUD OF AWESOMENESS? 25 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:07,875 YOU'RE MAKING US NORMALS FEEL BAD. 26 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:11,125 YEAH. RIGHT AFTER OUR HANDSHAKE OF AWESOMENESS. 27 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,625 ( grunts ) 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 EVERY DAY. 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,708 GIRLS SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN HANDSHAKE OF AWESOMENESS. 30 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:27,708 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 31 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,083 Both: STOP IT. 32 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:36,708 FARKLE, YOU ARE BEING AWARDED 33 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:39,250 THE JOSEPH T.R. EPSTEIN CONFIDENCE AWARD. 34 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:42,333 CONGRATULATIONS. FARKLE? 35 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,250 Farkle's voice: Farkle can't come to his desk right now. 36 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,250 If you have a question for Farkle, say, "One;" 37 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:49,625 a comment, say, "Two;" billing questions, "Three." 38 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:53,000 - ONE. WHERE ARE YOU? -You have selected "Three." 39 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,875 NO, I SAID, "ONE." 40 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:58,000 Sorry, we are experiencing unusually high call volume. 41 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,750 Your call will be answered in approximately... 42 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,875 - Man's voice:35... - Farkle:Minutes. 43 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:05,208 -( acoustic guitar music playing ) - REPRESENTATIVE! 44 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:10,083 WHAT IS THIS? FARKLE'S NEVER MISSED A CLASS IN HIS LIFE. 45 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:11,833 ( school bell rings ) 46 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:20,708 YES? 47 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:23,958 EVERYBODY'S GETTING AN AWARD BUT ME. 48 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:26,083 WHAT GOOD IS HAVING YOU AS MY TEACHER 49 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,250 IF THE FIX AIN'T IN?! 50 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,875 I'M SORRY, RILEY. 51 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,000 RILEY, YOU DON'T NEED A TROPHY 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,250 TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. 53 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,458 YES, I DO. 54 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,166 SOMETIMES I FEEL KIND OF INVISIBLE. 55 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:39,208 Farkle: Sometimes you want to be invisible, Riley, 56 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:40,875 believe me. 57 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:43,416 ( theme music playing ) 58 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,416 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪ 59 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:50,750 ♪ FOR A DAY ♪ 60 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:51,833 ♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪ 61 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,375 ♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪ 62 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:56,166 ♪ MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A DRUM ♪ 63 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,750 ♪ ON THE EDGE ♪ 64 00:02:57,750 --> 00:03:00,125 ♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪ 65 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:03,083 ♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪ 66 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,250 ♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪ 67 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,375 ♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪ 68 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,208 ♪ BUT I KNOW I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪ 69 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,583 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪ 70 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:12,416 ♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪ 71 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:16,500 ♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 72 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:20,000 ♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS, I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪ 73 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,750 ♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪ 74 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:24,875 ♪ OH OH OH OH ♪ 75 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,875 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 76 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,750 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 77 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,875 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 78 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,416 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪ 79 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,875 MY CONGRATULATIONS 80 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,500 ON YOUR CONFIDENCE AWARD. 81 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,416 WILL YOU BE LEAVING THE LUXURY 82 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:44,458 OF MY CUSTODIAL SUITE NOW? 83 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,416 YOU THINK I'M HIDING OUT, DON'T YOU? 84 00:03:47,416 --> 00:03:48,875 WELL, FARKLE DOESN'T HIDE OUT FROM ANYONE... 85 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,000 EXCEPT MY AUNT BARBARA. 86 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,458 SHE'S A LIP-KISSER. 87 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,375 YOU'RE AVOIDING SOMEONE, FARKLE. 88 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:54,958 WHAT HAPPENED? 89 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:56,000 I DON'T REALLY THINK IT'S SOMETHING 90 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,875 YOU CAN RELATE TO, JANITOR HARLEY. 91 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,750 OH, RIGHT, BECAUSE 92 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,000 I WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND 93 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,125 HOW CRUEL KIDS COULD BE 94 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,416 TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 95 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:05,083 YOU WERE LIKE ME AS A KID? 96 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,416 I JUST KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT 97 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:07,708 BE DEALING WITH IS ALL. 98 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,458 I'M NOT PROUD OF HOW I KNOW... 99 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:13,166 ( sighs ) BUT I KNOW. 100 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,416 I LOOKED IN THE LIBRARY. HE'S NOT THERE. 101 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,375 HEY, GUYS, I CHECKED THE BALL FIELD. 102 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,083 - NO FARKLE. - YOU LOOKED ON THE BASEBALL FIELD FOR FARKLE? 103 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,625 BILLY, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? 104 00:04:23,625 --> 00:04:25,250 - NOT REALLY. -( door opens ) 105 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:29,250 TROUBLED LAD, I NOW RELEASE YOU 106 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,458 TO THE HANDS OF YOUR CARING FRIENDS, 107 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,708 'CAUSE THEY... HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 108 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:37,458 YOU WANNA TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUDDY? 109 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:40,125 - ARE YOU MY BUDDY? - WHAT? 110 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:43,500 - SPILL IT, FARKLE. - SOMEBODY MADE FUN OF MY TURTLENECKS. 111 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,125 - YOUR TURTLENECKS? - YEAH, SOMEBODY SAID THEY MAKE ME WEIRD. 112 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:50,000 - YOU ARE WEIRD. - SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT. 113 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,875 SURE, I DO. HE KNOWS HE IS. HE EMBRACES IT. 114 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,750 BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, FARKLE. 115 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,208 THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE. 116 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,458 WHAT GOOD IS BEING UNIQUE 117 00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,583 IF SOMEBODY KNOWS YOU'RE REALLY NOT? 118 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:08,583 LOOK AT EVERYTHING WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED IN OUR LIVES: 119 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:11,291 - A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER... - I DID THAT. 120 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:12,875 ...WHO'S SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MAYA'S... 121 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:16,291 A WONDERFUL SON WHO'S HANGING WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS. 122 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:18,958 I JUST LOVE THE KIDS SO MUCH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. 123 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,625 ME TOO. 124 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:23,083 Both: YAY! WE'RE ALONE! 125 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 MMM! ( giggles ) OH GOOD. 126 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,708 I STILL LIKE IT. 127 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,625 GUESS WHO IT IS! 128 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:34,083 ♪ IT'S AVA ♪ 129 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,000 ♪ MORGENSTERN! ♪ 130 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,708 YAY! 131 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,708 HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? 132 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:49,583 - HOW?! - UH, AVA, AUGGIE ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. 133 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,875 MY MOTHER SAID YOU'D BE HAPPY TO WATCH ME 134 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:54,458 WHILE SHE TELLS MY DADDY WHAT HE IS DOING WRONG. 135 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,083 - HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE? - IT'S SUPPOSED TO STOP? 136 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,583 WE HAVE TO DO THIS, DON'T WE? 137 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:06,208 ( chuckles ) WE'RE STUCK! 138 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:10,458 AND TONIGHT YOU CAN'T PICK ME UP AND SAY, "WHEE!" 139 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:13,291 AND PUT ME OUTSIDE. AND I SAY, "BUT...!" 140 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,250 AND THEN YOU SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE... 141 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,583 EVEN THOUGH I LOVE THAT! 142 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,125 BUT I WANT TO. 143 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:23,166 MAYBE LATER. BUT RIGHT NOW, 144 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:25,833 MAKE ROOM FOR... 145 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,291 ♪ AVA ♪ 146 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:31,875 ♪ MORGENSTERN! ♪ 147 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:38,250 GANDHI. WHAT'D HE DO? 148 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:40,250 FREED IRELAND. 149 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,375 TRY AGAIN. 150 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,333 FREED IRELAND. 151 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,166 FREED INDIA. 152 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:47,500 BEFORE OR AFTER HE FREED IRELAND? 153 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:52,208 JACKIE ROBINSON. WHAT'D HE DO? 154 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,583 FIRST IRISH GUY TO PLAY IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES 155 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:56,000 AFTER GANDHI FREED 'EM. 156 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,833 I-- I QUIT. 157 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,875 Farkle: But you can't quit, sir! 158 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,958 AND YOU NEED TO BE IN MY CLASS, FARKLE. 159 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,708 HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE OUT SICK? 160 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,083 Don't know. ( coughs ) 161 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,000 Pretty bad cold, sir. 162 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 OKAY. FEEL BETTER. 163 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:17,000 - WHAT ABOUT HER? - THAT'S MALALA. 164 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,125 THE TALIBAN DOESN'T THINK THAT WOMEN SHOULD BE EDUCATED. 165 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:23,375 SHE STOOD UP TO THEM AND BECAME THE FIRST TEENAGER EVER 166 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:26,000 TO BE NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. 167 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,166 SOMETIMES THE WORLD PRESENTS YOU WITH OPPORTUNITIES 168 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,458 TO SHOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 169 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:33,083 WILL YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND UP TO SOMEONE 170 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,750 WHO TRIES TO TAKE YOUR SPIRIT AWAY? 171 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,000 - MAY I BE EXCUSED? - FOR WHAT? 172 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,416 THE WORLD HAS PRESENTED ME WITH AN OPPORTUNITY. 173 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,416 ( sighs ) FARKLE. 174 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:52,833 NOBODY IN THIS SCHOOL 175 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:54,000 LOVES TO LEARN MORE THAN YOU. 176 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,166 GET BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM WHERE YOU BELONG. 177 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:58,000 NOBODY GETS TO CRUSH YOUR SPIRIT. 178 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,708 MY SPIRIT'S FINE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ME ANYMORE. 179 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,375 WHY? BECAUSE SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU WEAR? 180 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:06,000 STUPID REASON. STUPID SHIRT. 181 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,208 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID SHIRT. 182 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:13,333 - IT ISN'T YOU. - YOU CAN HAVE THESE, JANITOR HARLEY. 183 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,000 I'M DONE WITH TURTLENECKS. 184 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,458 AW, JEEZ. THANKS, KID. 185 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,583 THEY WON'T FIT ME. 186 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:22,291 OH, IT'S A GOOD THING-- THEY'RE HORRIBLE. 187 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:27,875 FARKLE, THIS ISN'T YOU. 188 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,208 THIS ISN'T THE FARKLE I KNOW. 189 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,291 AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW. 190 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:33,875 HE SAID I WAS THE BIGGEST NOTHING IN THIS SCHOOL. 191 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,208 - WHAT? - HE SAID I HAD NO RIGHT 192 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,708 TO WALK AROUND ACTING ALL CONFIDENT 193 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,166 AND PRETENDING LIKE PEOPLE LIKED ME. 194 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,750 HE SAID I HAD NO RIGHT TO HAVE FRIENDS LIKE YOU, 195 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,875 BECAUSE I WAS THE BIGGEST NOTHING IN THIS SCHOOL. 196 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,875 FARKLE, IT'S NOT OKAY THAT SOMEBODY CALLED YOU THAT. 197 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,583 KIDS CAN BE VERY CRUEL. 198 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:57,166 I KNOW THIS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. 199 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,458 YOU WERE PICKED ON AS A KID? 200 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:02,458 NO, I WAS THE OTHER ONE, THE PICKER-ON-ER. 201 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,500 I'M SO ASHAMED. JUST-- JUST LOOK AWAY. 202 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:11,750 SOMEBODY TOLD FARKLE THAT HE DOESN'T DESERVE US AS FRIENDS. 203 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,250 - WHO? - IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 204 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,250 IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. 205 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,458 I'LL FIND HIM MYSELF AND I'D HATE TO BE HIM WHEN I DO. 206 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,708 AM I THERE YET? 207 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,875 FARKLE, DON'T LET WHAT ANYBODY SAYS GET TO YOU. 208 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,000 THAT'S WHAT GIVES THEM POWER. 209 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,333 WHY ARE YOU MY FRIEND? 210 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,083 WHAT IS IT WITH THAT? 211 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,833 ( sighs ) FARKLE... 212 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,875 WOULD YOU JUST COME BACK TO CLASS? 213 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,000 PIPPI LONGSTOCKINGS IS RIGHT. 214 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,208 I, JANITOR HARLEY KEINER, 215 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,208 WAS IN MY YOUTH A SCHOOL MEANIE. 216 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,000 AND SOMEONE YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE 217 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,750 WAS OFTEN THE TARGET OF MY SHENANIGANS. 218 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,000 BUT HIS WILL WAS SO STRONG, 219 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,708 IT CHANGED THE NATURE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP FOREVER. 220 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:56,250 IN FACT, HE EVEN GOT ME THIS JOB, 221 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,166 AND NOW I HOLD HIM IN THE HIGHEST ESTEEM. 222 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,708 HEY, JOHNNY BABOON! 223 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,875 Kids: JOHNNY BABOON? 224 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,833 - YOU PROMISED ME! - OOPS. 225 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,250 FARKLE, YOU'RE HERE. 226 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,166 - ARE YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE, SIR. 227 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:18,208 GOOD. THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN MY CLASS TOMORROW MORNING. 228 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,125 YES SIR. 229 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:26,083 HEY, BABOON. YOU'RE A PRETTY SCARY DUDE. 230 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,208 I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 231 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,833 YEAH, I WAS THE BEST. 232 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,708 NOW GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY. 233 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,958 I'M A TEACHER. I DON'T HAVE ANY. 234 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,583 THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL PLACE TO US, LUCAS. 235 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:48,583 THIS IS WHERE RILEY AND I FIGURE OUT OUR MOST IMPORTANT STUFF. 236 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,375 DO YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME HERE? 237 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:52,250 ( gasps ) WHAT DO I DO NOW? 238 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,250 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 239 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,250 START OVER AND MOVE ON. 240 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,458 ( chuckles ) THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL PLACE TO US, LUCAS. 241 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,458 DO YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME HERE? 242 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,000 YOU GAVE ME BAD ADVICE! 243 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,875 WELL, I APPRECIATE YOU HAVING ME HERE. 244 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,291 WHATEVER FARKLE'S DEALING WITH, 245 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,250 HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT ALONE. 246 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,875 I WANT MY FARKLE BACK. WE'RE NOT AS GOOD WITHOUT HIM. 247 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,166 IF YOU TELL HIM I SAID THAT, I WILL JACK YOU UP, SON. 248 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,208 ( door opens ) 249 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,333 AH, THE BRAIN TRUST. 250 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,208 YOU GUYS HAVE ONE DAY 251 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,875 TO FIGURE THIS OUT AND FIX FARKLE 252 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,250 OR ELSE YOU COME TO AN ADULT. 253 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,416 - YOU UNDERSTAND ME? - YES, SIR. 254 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:30,833 - YES, DAD. - YES, MR. MATTHEWS. 255 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,375 IF WE COULD JUST FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY WAS, 256 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,083 THEN I KNOW YOU'D TAKE CARE OF HIM. 257 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,000 WHAT? BEAT HIM UP? 258 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,125 MAYA, ALL THOSE PEOPLE ON THE BLACKBOARD 259 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,000 NEVER BECAME LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ATTACKING THEM 260 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,708 BY RESORTING TO THEIR METHODS. 261 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,583 IT'S JUST NOT THE FIRST RESPONSE OF AN INTELLIGENT PERSON. 262 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,125 GET OUT! 263 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,166 ( grunts ) 264 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,458 THAT-- THAT FELT REALLY GOOD. 265 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,000 - WHERE'S FARKLE? - I THOUGHT HE SAID 266 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,416 HE WASN'T GOING TO MISS ANYMORE CLASSES. 267 00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,166 THEN WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN HIM? 268 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:19,708 OH. HEY, MAN. BASEBALL AFTER SCHOOL? 269 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,166 OH, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT. 270 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,291 MY BUDDY'S STILL BEING HASSLED AND I WANNA BE THERE FOR HIM. 271 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:25,833 YOUR BUDDY? YOU MEAN FARKLE? 272 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,291 - YEAH, NOBODY'S SEEN HIM. - YOU'RE BETTER OFF. 273 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,208 - EXCUSE ME? - ( scoffs ) COME ON, LUCAS. 274 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,125 I DON'T REALLY SEE FARKLE AS YOUR BUDDY. 275 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:37,208 - WHY NOT? - YOU DON'T THINK HE'S DIFFERENT THAN US? 276 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:39,291 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SMARTER? 277 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,958 YEAH, HE'S THE SMARTEST KID IN SCHOOL, 278 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,458 - BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. - ( sighs ) 279 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,000 I MEAN, HE DOES WANNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING, 280 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 BUT FRANKLY, I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT HE DOES WITH IT. 281 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:51,208 LUCAS, FARKLE IS A NOTHING. 282 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,875 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS TO FARKLE? 283 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,208 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A GUY LIKE HIM? 284 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,375 I DON'T KNOW. 'CAUSE HE'S A GUY LIKE HIM. 285 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,875 YOU WANNA LET ME GO NOW? 286 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,458 - YOU'RE THE NOTHING, BILLY! - LUCAS, DON'T. 287 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,208 I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, MAYA. 288 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,833 WHAT? SHE WANTED YOU TO POP ME, MR. PERFECT? 289 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,000 WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT HE'S GONNA DO. 290 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,458 YEAH. ( chuckles ) NO, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 291 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,583 NO! THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS. 292 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,125 HE WANTS YOU TO BE LIKE HIM. 293 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:27,333 - ( groans ) - YOU SEE, LUCAS IS LIKE ME. 294 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:30,000 WE LIVE IN A CLOUD OF AWESOMENESS, REMEMBER? 295 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,208 HANDSHAKE? 296 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,208 I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THIS. 297 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,583 THIS ISN'T THE BILLY I KNOW. 298 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,708 AND I WANNA KNOW WHY AND I WANNA KNOW NOW. 299 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,500 AND WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? 300 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,375 COME ONE, MAN, THE BILLY YOU KNOW 301 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,708 IS YOUR TEAMMATE, AND THAT COMES WAY BEFORE 302 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,250 WHATEVER THESE GUYS ARE TO YOU. 303 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,250 - "THESE GUYS?" - BOY, ARE YOU WRONG. 304 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,291 THESE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS... 305 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:55,416 ALL THE TIME, NOT JUST ON THE FIELD. 306 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,416 HOW ARE YOU EVEN FRIENDS WITH THAT LITTLE GUY? 307 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,291 BECAUSE I CAN DEPEND ON HIM, 308 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,500 BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST LOYAL PERSON I'VE EVER MET, 309 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,583 BECAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 310 00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,500 Farkle: YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? 311 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:09,291 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO! 312 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:11,458 FARKLE, HOW'D YOU GET UP THERE? 313 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,291 I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T CLIMB THE ROPES. 314 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,583 I CAN'T! BUT IN DESPERATE SITUATIONS, 315 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,166 APPARENTLY I CAN FLY! 316 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,875 YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS 317 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,208 WITH A GOOFBALL LIKE THAT? 318 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,500 NOT REALLY, NO. 319 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,583 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 320 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,125 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 321 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,208 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 322 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,583 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN YOU HANG OUT 323 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,250 WITH ANYBODY THAT ISN'T ON THE TEAM. 324 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,000 DUDE, WHATEVER. I DON'T NEED THIS. 325 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,125 YOU DON'T? TOO BAD. BECAUSE FRIENDS LIKE FARKLE DON'T JUST 326 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,875 - FALL OUT OF THIN AIR. - ( screams ) 327 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,291 YOU CAN HAVE HIM. YOU'LL FIGURE OUT SOONER OR LATER 328 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,583 - THAT THEY'RE NOT US. - WHO'S "US?" 329 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,458 NICE. THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I USED TO THINK. 330 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,000 NOW HERE I AM... WITH A MOP. 331 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,625 ( sighs ) 332 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:03,250 OKAY, WE'RE DONE. IT'S ALL OVER. 333 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,291 NOTHING MORE TO DO EXCEPT CARRY ON 334 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,708 WITH OUR SIMPLE, MIDDLE-SCHOOL LIVES. 335 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,166 EXCEPT... 336 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,333 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT BILLY? 337 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,333 RILEY, YOU CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING. 338 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,458 OKAY, GO AHEAD. 339 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,583 ( sighs ) 340 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,291 I ALMOST DIED. 341 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,208 I KNOW, BUDDY. 342 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,708 I DON'T EVEN THINK BILLY THINKS HE DID ANYTHING WRONG. 343 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,625 YEAH. WHERE'S THAT COME FROM? 344 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,125 GIRLS, AT THIS AGE, 345 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,000 YOU'RE JUST FINDING OUT WHO YOU ARE. 346 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,708 I MEAN, PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY WALK AROUND 347 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,083 WEARING SIGNS THAT TELL YOU. 348 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,083 HERE I AM! 349 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,875 OH, WHAT DO I KNOW? 350 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,958 WHERE'S MY BREKKIE? 351 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,583 OH JOY. 352 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,458 AND NONE OF THAT TOASTER PASTRY. 353 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,000 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S A SHORTCUT, TOPANGA. 354 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,958 WHY DON'T YOU LOVE US? 355 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,875 UH-OH. 356 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:19,500 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? - NEVER CHANGE, AVA. 357 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,166 - ( chuckles ) - YOU KNOW, 358 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,875 IF YOU EVER WANTED TO KISS ME AGAIN, 359 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,458 I WOULDN'T STOP YOU. 360 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,583 YOU BE EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE, AVA. 361 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,083 YOU WEAR IT PROUDLY. 362 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,291 WAS THAT FOR MY BENEFIT, MOM? 363 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,166 HOW YA DOIN'? 364 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,958 RILEY, YOU CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING. 365 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,583 OKAY, GO AHEAD. 366 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,958 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - RILEY MADE US WRITE ON OUR HEADS! 367 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,416 - RILEY? - INSECURE. 368 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:04,875 IT'S ALWAYS MATTERED MORE TO ME 369 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,500 WHAT MY FRIENDS THINK ABOUT ME THAN WHAT I THINK. 370 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:11,250 - MAYA? - WHEN I OWN IT, 371 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,875 IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD. 372 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,500 GOOD. 373 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,958 SO, BEFORE SOMEONE CAN USE OUR OWN FLAWS AGAINST US, 374 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,166 MAYBE IT WOULD HELP US TO ADMIT WE ALL HAVE 'EM. 375 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,625 YOU GOING SOMEWHERE, MR. ROSS? 376 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,000 TRYING TO BE INVISIBLE? 377 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,000 BELIEVE ME, IT DOESN'T HELP. 378 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 YOU KNOW, BILLY, 379 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,875 YOU SEEM TO BE THE ONLY ONE HERE NOT WEARING A FLAW. 380 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,333 DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY? 381 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,500 WELL, NONE I KNOW OF. 382 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,208 WHAT MADE YOU TREAT FARKLE THE WAY YOU DID? 383 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:52,958 YEAH. WE NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU THIS WAY, BILLY. 384 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,125 I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS THE GOOD GUY. 385 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,958 LOOK, I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE... 386 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,375 LIKE ME. 387 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,458 IS THAT A FLAW? BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SO. 388 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,000 Kids: YES. 389 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,166 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW 390 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,958 I'LL NEVER BE A GENIUS FREAK LIKE YOU? 391 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,000 I SHOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF THAT? 392 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:10,875 Kids: NO. 393 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,750 ( scoffs ) STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD. 394 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,958 I ALREADY FEEL BAD ENOUGH YOU GOT SUCH GREAT FRIENDS. 395 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,458 AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL... 396 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,000 I DON'T KNOW. IS THERE A WORD FOR THAT? 397 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,458 YOU'RE JEALOUS. 398 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:28,125 - BUT YOU'RE BILLY ROSS. - ( scoffs ) YEAH. 399 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,291 I'M BILLY ROSS. JEALOUS OF YOU? 400 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,416 OF HIM? 401 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,166 BECAUSE THIS LITTLE GUY DOESN'T NEED TO HIT A BASEBALL TO... 402 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,833 HAVE FRIENDS? 403 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,833 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE JEALOUSY TO YOU? 404 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,000 LET ME SEE THAT. 405 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,458 WELCOME TO THE TEAM. 406 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,333 THANKS. GLAD TO BE HERE. 407 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,333 WE'RE ALL HUMAN BEINGS. 408 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,875 WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM. 409 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:16,875 AND IF WE SENSE OUR OWN FLAWS BECAUSE WE SEE THEM IN OTHERS... 410 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,166 IT'S TRUE FRIENDS WHO HELP US WIPE THEM AWAY. 411 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,416 I'M SORRY, FARKLE. 412 00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,708 ANY FRIEND OF LUCAS SHOULD BE A FRIEND OF MINE. 413 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,875 THANKS. WANT ME TO GET RID OF YOURS? 414 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,583 NO, I JUST GOT MINE. I THINK I'D BETTER 415 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,583 TRY TO UNDERSTAND IT A LITTLE BIT MORE. 416 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 - CAN WE DO THE HANDSHAKE? - ( scoffs ) DUDE. 417 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,500 YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE HANDSHAKE? 418 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,291 I'M SO READY FOR THE HANDSHAKE. 419 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,875 WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. 420 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:27,000 - MR. MATTHEWS? - MR. PERFECT. 421 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,875 WILL MY FRIEND BE ALL RIGHT? 422 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,000 I BELIEVE THESE BELONG TO YOU. 423 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,458 THANKS, JANITOR HARLEY. 424 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,958 ( clicks tongue ) 425 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:43,000 THIS IS MR. MATTHEWS. 426 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:51,083 YEAH. PEOPLE CHANGE. 427 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,708 WELL, WE'VE GIVEN OUT OUR AWARD FOR CONFIDENCE... 428 00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,750 - COOL... - 'SUP? 429 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,708 ...AND WE'VE ACKNOWLEDGED OUR SCHOLAR ATHLETE. 430 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,958 - JEALOUS? - YEAH... 431 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,250 BUT I'M WORKING ON IT 432 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,000 YOU OKAY, RILES? 433 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,875 I KNOW GETTING AN AWARD WAS A BIG DEAL FOR YOU. 434 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,000 I'M OKAY. REALLY. 435 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,500 AND NOW FOR OUR FINAL AWARD OF THE EVENING. 436 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,958 THE JOHN QUINCY ADAMS SPIRIT AWARD 437 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,875 GOES TO THE STUDENT WITH THE COURAGE 438 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,875 TO STAND UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN 439 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,708 AND CHANGES FOR THE BETTER. 440 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,958 NOW THE AWARD IS VOTED ON BY THE STUDENT BODY, 441 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,833 SO WE HAVE NO IDEA IN ADVANCE WHO WILL WIN. 442 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,333 HUH. 443 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,416 PROUD. 444 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 RILEY MATTHEWS. 445 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,833 ( chuckles ) 446 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,000 MAYA, HOW DO I ACT COOL ABOUT THIS? 447 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,458 YOU? JUST BE WHO YOU ARE. 448 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,583 YAY!