1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,250 FAMILY GAME NIGHT. 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:05,000 MY FAVORITE NIGHT OF THE MONTH. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,291 JUST ME, MY FAMILY, AND MY 'JAMA PANTS. 4 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:10,875 WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO MAKE 5 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:12,583 SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT GAME NIGHT? 6 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:15,125 BECAUSE GAME NIGHT IS SACRED, RILEY. 7 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:16,375 ( chuckles ) 8 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:18,291 I KNOW THIS IS GONNA COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU, 9 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:20,958 BUT THERE'S GONNA COME A DAY WHERE YOU START TO PRIORITIZE 10 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,708 FRIENDS OVER YOUR FAMILY. 11 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:26,333 WHAT? NO. 12 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,458 DID YOU TELL THEM YET? 13 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:29,833 DID HE FREAK? DID SHE TELL YOU? 14 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:30,833 DID YOU FREAK? SHOW ME WHAT YOU DID. 15 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:31,833 FREAK OUT FOR ME. 16 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,000 WHY WOULD I FREAK OUT? 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,500 I DON'T FREAK OUT. 18 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,500 WHAT DID YOU DO?! 19 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:42,833 FAMILY GAME NIGHT, NOW WITH EXTRA FAMILY. 20 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:44,625 WELL, HELLO. 21 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:47,125 WELL, HELLO. 22 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,083 AUGGIE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS GAME NIGHT. 23 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,583 WE NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE CITY. 24 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,000 OH, HERE'S YOUR MONEY. 25 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:56,083 HEY, THIS IS A DOLLAR. 26 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,291 I GAVE YOU A HUNDRED. 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,458 WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY, 28 00:00:58,458 --> 00:00:59,833 YOU THINK WE'RE NOT GONNA BUY STEAKS? 29 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:03,000 THANK YOU, PAPA. 30 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,583 YOU KNOW WHAT? 31 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:05,583 MY BROTHER! 32 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:06,875 MY BROTHER! 33 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:07,958 LISTEN, YOU'RE HERE FOR GAME NIGHT. 34 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:09,125 YOU'RE FAMILY, YOU'RE IN. 35 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:11,000 ( intercom buzzes ) Farkle: Farkle. 36 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,208 Lucas: And Lucas. 37 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,333 COME ON UP. ( intercom buzzes ) 38 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,000 TOPANGA. 39 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:18,833 IT'S HAPPENING. 40 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,208 I THOUGHT WE HAD A FEW MORE YEARS. 41 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:21,583 - CALM DOWN. - NO CALM. 42 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:22,875 IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 43 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,708 RILEY INVITED HER FRIENDS TO FAMILY GAME NIGHT. 44 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:26,833 RILEY, SHNOOKUMS. 45 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:29,875 UM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START TO PRIORITIZE 46 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,625 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU, 47 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,625 YOUR FAMILY, HUH? 48 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,000 OR YOUR FRIENDS? 49 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER. 50 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,291 - WHY DO I-- - WRONG ANSWER. 51 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:37,875 - HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN-- - WRONG ANSWER. 52 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,875 I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND I WANT TO HANG OUT 53 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,083 WITH MY FRIENDS. 54 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,291 ( knock on door ) 55 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,208 WELCOME TO FAMILY GAME NIGHT, FRIENDS. 56 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,208 WRONG, WRONG, WRONG ANSWER. 57 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 ( theme music playing ) 58 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪ 59 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,166 ♪ FOR A DAY ♪ 60 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:00,250 ♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪ 61 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,000 ♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪ 62 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,708 ♪ MY HEART'S BEATING ♪ 63 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:04,708 ♪ LIKE A DRUM ♪ 64 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,000 ♪ ON THE EDGE ♪ 65 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,500 ♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪ 66 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,416 ♪ FACE TO FACE WITH ♪ 67 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:11,458 ♪ CHANGES ♪ 68 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:12,583 ♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪ 69 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,583 ♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪ 70 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:15,625 ♪ BUT I KNOW ♪ 71 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:16,875 ♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪ 72 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,000 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪ 73 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,083 ♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪ 74 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:24,958 ♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 75 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:28,375 ♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS, I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪ 76 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:30,166 ♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪ 77 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:33,250 ♪ OH OH OH OH ♪ 78 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:36,291 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 79 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,708 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 80 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:40,250 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 81 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,000 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪ 82 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,083 GET RID OF THEM. 83 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,250 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE YOU ALL THE TIME? 84 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,875 YOU THINK IT'S EASY? 85 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:52,875 SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DAUGHTER, HONEY. 86 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:54,875 SHE HAS CHOSEN HER FRIENDS OVER HER FAMILY. 87 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,000 WHY CAN'T WE JUST PLAY WITH HER FRIENDS. 88 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,333 BECAUSE TOPANGA, 89 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:01,000 THE SECOND SHE ALLOWED DR. TURTLENECK AND MR. HOWDY 90 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 INTO OUR HOUSEHOLD, 91 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,125 OUR FAMILY WAS COMPROMISED BY INTERLOPERS. 92 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,166 MAYBE WE COULD JUST COME BACK ANOTHER TIME. 93 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,833 OH, YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE WALLS. 94 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:16,833 I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED WALLS, TOPANGA. 95 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:19,833 DR. TURTLENECK, I PRESUME. 96 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,333 HOW COULD YOU TELL? 97 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,583 OH, BECAUSE-- YOU JUST SEEM LIKE A DOCTOR TO ME. 98 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,000 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 99 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,208 AND YOU MUST BE... 100 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,250 HOWDY. 101 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,875 SEE THIS? 102 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:34,333 THE FAMILY GAME. 103 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,875 THE GAME FOR FAMILIES. 104 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:40,958 NOT THE FRIENDS GAME, A GAME FOR FRIENDS. 105 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:42,458 I SAW THAT GAME. 106 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,875 I DIDN'T BUY THAT GAME. 107 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:46,083 I BOUGHT THIS ONE 108 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,958 BECAUSE I USED TO HAVE A FAMILY. 109 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,333 WILL YOU STOP? 110 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,375 HOW COULD SHE CHOOSE HER FRIENDS OVER US? 111 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:53,708 I MEAN, DID THEY BURP HER? 112 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:55,166 DID THEY CHANGE HER DIAPERS? 113 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:58,750 WE HAVEN'T YET, BUT WE WILL WHEN SHE'S OLD. 114 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,500 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, HONEY. 115 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,291 I KNOW THAT I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE LOVE AND LOYALTY OF MY CHILDREN 116 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,250 WHO LIKE ME FINE AND ALWAYS WILL. 117 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,583 EVERYBODY'S HERE. EVERYBODY PLAYS. 118 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,000 CORY, FLIPPING OUT IS ONLY GONNA MAKE THINGS WORSE. 119 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,750 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DRIVE HER AWAY? 120 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:12,875 YEAH, DAD. 121 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:15,000 IT'S LIKE WHAT YOU WERE TEACHING TODAY. 122 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,291 I WAS TEACHING ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, RILEY. 123 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,458 HOW IS THIS ANYTHING LIKE THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION? 124 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:20,583 HOW? 125 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,166 LET'S THINK. 126 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:25,458 ( patriotic music playing ) 127 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:30,875 THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION. 128 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,708 IMAGINE ENGLAND AS A FATHER. 129 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,875 AND AMERICA, IT'S CHILD. 130 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,875 KNOWING IT'S TIME TO BREAK AWAY. 131 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,583 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 132 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:42,291 I GIVE YOU THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR. 133 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:47,000 SUBJECTS. 134 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,500 IT IS I, KING GEORGE III, 135 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,625 RULER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE. 136 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:57,125 NOW, WHERE IS THAT REBELLIOUS JOHN ADAMS? 137 00:04:57,125 --> 00:05:01,958 WHO DARES CHOOSES HIS AMERICAN FRIENDS OVER HIS KING? 138 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:03,583 HERE I AM! 139 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:06,000 JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. 140 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,708 RILEY, UH, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JOHN ADAMS. 141 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,000 WHO'S THAT? 142 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,375 JOHN ADAMS WAS THE FATHER OF JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. 143 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,750 BUT OUR SCHOOL IS JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. 144 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:14,000 MY SCHOOL WAS JOHN ADAMS. 145 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,875 YOUR SCHOOL WAS THE FATHER OF MY SCHOOL? 146 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:15,875 DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU? 147 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,166 NONE OF THIS DOES. 148 00:05:17,166 --> 00:05:18,416 I'M ALSO GONNA BE YOUR TEACHER NEXT YEAR. 149 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:20,083 - YOU'RE KIDDING ME. - NOW BACK TO OUR STORY. 150 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:22,333 IT IS I, 151 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,333 JOHN NOT QUINCY ADAMS. 152 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,375 WAIT, WHY'D THEY NAME THE SCHOOL AFTER THIS GUY? 153 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:30,875 I MEAN, HE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING. 154 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,625 HE DID. HE DID SOMETHING, WE'RE GONNA GET TO IT. 155 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,000 SO, JOHN ADAMS, 156 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,708 WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FRIENDS? 157 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,875 WITH ME AS ALWAYS. 158 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,250 HARK! 159 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,125 HERE'S ONE RIGHT NOW. 160 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:47,625 LOOKING GOOD, GEORGIE WASHINGTON. 161 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,500 JOHN, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 162 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,000 GOOD! 163 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,166 NOW, MAY I INTRODUCE, 164 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:58,000 HE IS CRAZY SMART, 165 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,625 HE'S ROCKING GRANNY GLASSES, 166 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,000 THE OLD KITE FLYER HIMSELF, 167 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,833 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. 168 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:06,958 Maya: I'M NOT DOING THIS. 169 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:09,958 COME ON, WE CAN'T START THE REVOLUTION WITHOUT YOU. 170 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,583 FINE, BUT NOBODY LOOK AT ME. 171 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:14,875 OKAY, NOBODY LOOK AT MAYA! 172 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,416 ( classmates laughing ) 173 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:26,000 WHY, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, CAN YOU FEEL 174 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,875 THE ELECTRICITY BETWEEN US? 175 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:29,000 HUH? 176 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,750 WHEN DO WE GET RID OF THIS GUY? 177 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:33,750 RIGHT NOW! 178 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,000 KING GEORGE, 179 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,125 THE AMERICAN COLONIES WANT THEIR FREEDOM. 180 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:40,000 YOU BELONG TO ME, AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO. 181 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 IT'S THE KING'S LAW. 182 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,833 YOU BELONG TO ME UNTIL YOU'RE 18. 183 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:43,875 IT'S THE LAW. 184 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,833 WHATEVER YOU SAY, KING GEORGE. 185 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,375 STOP CALLING ME THAT. 186 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:48,500 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 187 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,583 POPS DOESN'T LIKE POPS' LESSON? 188 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:50,708 YEAH. 189 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:52,250 LISTEN GUYS, 190 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:55,250 NOT EVERYTHING I TEACH YOU IN CLASS APPLIES TO OUR LIVES. 191 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,416 IT DOES, EVERY TIME, SIR. 192 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:58,833 OKAY, GAME IS ALL SET UP. 193 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:00,208 WE DOING THIS THING, OR WHAT? 194 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,958 - NO. - YES. 195 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:04,458 DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE FAMILY GAME? 196 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,000 LET ME TEACH YOU. 197 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 OKAY. 198 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:07,958 BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS HERE, 199 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:09,083 AND YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME. 200 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:10,000 ALWAYS WINS. 201 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,375 ALWAYS EATS TOO MUCH POPCORN AND SAYS, 202 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:12,833 "I'M NEVER EATING POPCORN AGAIN." 203 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,833 ( muffled ) BUT IT'S SO DELICIOUS. 204 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,875 WOULD YOU BE ON MY TEAM, UNCLE JOSH? 205 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,083 TRY AND STOP ME. 206 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,583 OKAY, I'LL STOP YOU. YOU'RE ON MY TEAM. 207 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:22,833 HE'S MY UNCLE. 208 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,875 HE'S MY HUSBAND. 209 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:28,000 CONGRATULATIONS. 210 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,708 IT SAYS HERE THE GOAL IS TO GET IN TO ONE OF 211 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:31,333 THE FOUR SUCCESS SQUARES WITH YOUR TEAMMATE. 212 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,458 AND THEN YOU WIN. IT MAKES THIS SOUND. 213 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:34,625 ( horn sounds ) 214 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:37,000 I WIN! OH, IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET. 215 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,708 WHAT'S THE BIG CIRCLE IN THE MIDDLE FOR? 216 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:40,750 OH, WE DON'T GO THERE. 217 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,000 IF EVEN ONE PERSON GOES IN THERE, 218 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,125 THEN YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE LONG GAME. 219 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,458 WHAT'S THE LONG GAME? 220 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:45,458 I DON'T KNOW. WE'VE NEVER PLAYED IT. 221 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:46,291 INTRIGUING. SHOULD WE FIND OUT? 222 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,583 NO, IT TAKES FOREVER. 223 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:49,000 AND YOU DON'T GET TO HEAR THIS. 224 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,708 - ( horn sounds ) - I WIN! 225 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,708 OH, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ME. 226 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,208 ( doorbell rings ) 227 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,208 I WIN! OH, MY GOODNESS. 228 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,833 NOW WHO COULD THAT BE? 229 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:01,333 HI, AUGGIE. 230 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:02,583 HEY, YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME? 231 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,000 CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM? 232 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,000 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PAL. 233 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,583 MY WOMAN'S HERE. 234 00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:13,958 SURE, AUGGIE. 235 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:16,166 BRING YOUR WOMAN IN. 236 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,000 LET'S BRING IN EVERYBODY. 237 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,375 WHY DON'T WE PUT UP SIGNS 238 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,416 ON THE TELEPHONE POLES 239 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,166 NEXT TO THE CATS AND THE DOGS. 240 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,750 MATTHEWS FAMILY GAME NIGHT. 241 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,875 ONLY NOT REALLY, IT'S KIND OF EVERYBODY FAMILY GAME NIGHT. 242 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:27,958 ISN'T IT? HUH? 243 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:28,875 ISN'T IT? 244 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,458 THERE'S THE FREAK OUT. 245 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:31,500 BEST SHOW IN TOWN. 246 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,750 DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW, BUDDY? 247 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,833 I DO, THANK YOU. 248 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,000 THANK YOU. 249 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,375 WELL, WELL. 250 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,708 LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S ALL PARTNERED UP 251 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:48,250 EXCEPT FOR LIL OL' US. 252 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,291 HUH. 253 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:51,291 I COULD PICK YOU. 254 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:54,083 OR I COULD PICK YOU. 255 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:56,458 OR I COULD PICK YOU. 256 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,458 OR I COULD PICK YOU. 257 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,583 YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE, 258 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,000 YOU REPRESENT HOMEWORK AND NO FUN, 259 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,083 WHILE YOU ARE SO HANDSOME IT KIND OF MAKES MY EYES HURT. 260 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,208 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 261 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,583 I'M GONNA BE THE GAME SHOW HOST, IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 262 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:17,875 'CAUSE THEY STAND. 263 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,875 AND THEY MOVE. 264 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:21,875 HIYA, PARTNER. 265 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,416 OH, BOY. 266 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:25,458 AND GAME SHOW HOSTS MAKE SURE EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE RULES 267 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:27,833 AND PLAYS FAIR. 268 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,000 ESPECIALLY THIS ONE. 269 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,416 AVA! 270 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:31,708 SHH. 271 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,875 I'M DOING THIS FOR US, BABY. 272 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:36,833 Josh:OKAY. 273 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,250 THE OBJECT OF THIS GAME IS TO CREATE A FAMILY, 274 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,708 PROTECT IT, AND GET SAFELY THROUGH A WORLD OF OBSTACLES 275 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,875 THAT WILL TEST HOW STRONG YOUR FAMILY IS. 276 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,625 THE WINNER OF THE SHORT GAME 277 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,583 IS THE FIRST TEAM TO END UP IN ONE OF THE FOUR 278 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:48,875 SUCCESS SQUARES 279 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,333 WITH A CAR AND A HOUSE. 280 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,875 GET ME A CAR AND A HOUSE. 281 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:57,333 I'M TRYING. 282 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,458 OKAY. 283 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,000 UM, MAYA AND I UP FIRST. WE'LL GO FIRST. 284 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,416 OH, SAYS WHO? 285 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,333 SAYS THE KING OF THE CASTLE. 286 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,750 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE KING, 287 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,250 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO MAKE ALL OF THE RULES. 288 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,875 OH, YEAH? 289 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,458 THAT'S ACTUALLY THE FIRST RULE IN THE KING'S HANDBOOK. 290 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,833 WELL, IT'S BEEN A LOVELY EVENING. 291 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:16,166 AND NOW I NEED A HUG FROM MY MAMA. 292 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,166 MAMA? 293 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,833 YEAH. 294 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,000 WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR MAMA? 295 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,833 MA. 296 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,166 TRY IT OUT. 297 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,000 MA. 298 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,833 NAH, SHE'D PUT ME IN THE SHED. 299 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,375 YOU KNOW WHAT, 300 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,166 DAD, YOU MAY BE THE KING, 301 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,000 BUT I AM GOING FIRST. 302 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,250 ( gasps ) 303 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,875 ( gasps ) YOU ARE STAGING AN ACT 304 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,375 OF OPEN REBELLION AGAINST YOUR KING. 305 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,875 YOU HAVE LEFT THE COLONIES NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK AWAY 306 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,583 FROM YOU AND BECOME INDEPENDENT. 307 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,291 BECAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FAMILIES. 308 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,500 AND FRIENDS. 309 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,750 AND FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. 310 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,000 AND FRIENDS. 311 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,500 RILEY, YOU DON'T THINK FAMILY SHOULD COME FIRST? 312 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,833 I CANNOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 313 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,958 I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A REBELLION. 314 00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:58,500 OH, YEAH. 315 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,875 OH, YEAH. 316 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,166 LET'S SEE HOW YOUR LITTLE REBELLION 317 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,458 FARES AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE. 318 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,000 WHOA, FARKLE. 319 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,125 WHERE'D YOU GET THE CANNON? 320 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,958 FROM MY CANNON GUY. 321 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,875 YES, GENERAL WASHINGTON. 322 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,208 YOU REALLY HAVE TO WONDER 323 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:19,750 IF THE KING WASN'T SO STUBBORN, 324 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:20,875 COULD SOMETHING HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT 325 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,708 SO AMERICA WOULD STILL BE IN THE BRITISH FAMILY? 326 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:25,125 A NATION OR A FAMILY, 327 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,375 CAN ONLY REMAIN UNITED 328 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,833 IF IT'S LEADERS GOVERN FAIRLY 329 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:32,416 AND ADDRESS THE NEEDS OF ALL OF ITS MEMBERS 330 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,000 BOTH OLD AND YOUNG. 331 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA. 332 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 SO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. 333 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,875 IS THIS THING LOADED? 334 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,000 IT IS NOW. 335 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,833 HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, EVERYBODY. 336 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,416 MAYA, THE WAR HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET. 337 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:46,583 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE BOSTON. 338 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,833 Farkle: WHEN AM I GOING TO BOSTON? 339 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,875 IN FIVE... 340 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,875 FOUR, THREE ... 341 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,583 FOUR, FIVE, SIX, AND AS USUAL 342 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,750 I WILL CHOOSE THE FATHERHOOD PATH. 343 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,583 BING, BING, BING, BING. 344 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,750 AND THE PINK SQUARE MEANS... 345 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,958 I GET A DAUGHTER. 346 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,500 ACTUALLY SIR, FARKLE AND I ALREADY OWN THAT SQUARE. 347 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,958 SO... 348 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,958 SO, YOUR DAUGHTER'S OURS. 349 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,083 EXCUSE ME. 350 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:16,708 LET HIM TALK. 351 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,708 ACCORDING TO THE GAME, 352 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:20,708 WE GET YOUR DAUGHTER. 353 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,583 JOSH! 354 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,000 SHE'S NOT RILEY MATTHEWS ANYMORE, MY BROTHER. 355 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 SHE'S NOW MRS. DR. HOWDY TURTLENECK. 356 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:40,250 UH, SIR, YOU'RE HOLDING ON A LITTLE TIGHT. 357 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,500 YOU REALLY NEED TO LET GO, SIR. 358 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:48,083 YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTER. 359 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,291 MY TURN. 360 00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:50,375 I PICK SIX. 361 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,958 UH, AVA YOU NEED TO ROLL THE DICE. 362 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,958 ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR FIVE SIX. 363 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,833 JOSH, OBJECTION. 364 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,708 I'M GOING TO ALLOW IT. 365 00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:58,750 WHY? 366 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,000 BECAUSE SHE CRACKS ME UP. 367 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,875 I GET A... 368 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,291 MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK CARD. 369 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,958 TAKE OVER SOMEONE'S FAMILY BUSINESS. 370 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,708 CHOOSE ONE PLAYER TO SEND BACK TO START. 371 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,958 I CHOOSE... 372 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:11,958 HMM... 373 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,000 ONE TOPANGA, TWO TOPANGA, 374 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,750 THREE TOPANGA, FOUR. 375 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,875 FIVE TOPANGA, SIX TOPANGA, 376 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,875 SEVEN TOPANGA, OR... 377 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,000 TOPANGA! 378 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,125 WEE! POOM! 379 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,208 THIS STINKS. 380 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,000 THIS HAD TO BE DONE, MOMMY. 381 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,833 IT'S OKAY, MY LOVEBUG. 382 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,958 LUCKILY, MY TEAM ALWAYS WINS. 383 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,375 AND MY TEAMMATE HAS A TURN, 384 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:39,833 AND I'M SURE SHE'S GOING TO USE IT 385 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,000 TO HELP ME. 386 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 RIGHT, RILEY? 387 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,875 SWEETHEART? 388 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,375 MOM, 389 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,708 I REALLY HATE TO DO THIS 390 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,875 BUT I HAVE A GO TO EUROPE WITH A FRIEND CARD. 391 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,625 AND YOU'RE ALL THE WAY BACK THERE. 392 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,875 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE. 393 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,958 I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE. 394 00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,958 GET OFF MY BACK! 395 00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:05,333 WAIT, YOU'RE LEAVING ME? 396 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,000 MOM, IT IS NOT PERSONAL, 397 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I JUST GOT THIS CARD AND-- 398 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,958 WAIT, YOU'RE LEAVING ME? 399 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:14,000 HERE IT COMES. 400 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I AM YOUR MOTHER. 401 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,708 I HAVE YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND LOYALTY. 402 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:19,875 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM? 403 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:22,875 HEY, FARKLE. 404 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:23,875 HOW DO YOU THAT AGAIN? 405 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,875 HUH? 406 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,583 HUH? 407 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,625 NOW YOU RUN, SIR. 408 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,833 NO, ACTUALLY NOW I GO RIGHT OVER HERE 409 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,625 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHERE I BELONG. 410 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,083 WELL, THIS GAME JUST GOT REAL. 411 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,500 WILL THE DAUGHTER GO OFF ON HER OWN 412 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,875 OR DOES THE MOTHER HOLD ON TO HER FOREVER? 413 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:41,958 I'M SORRY, MOMMY. 414 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:45,875 PARTNERS? 415 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,166 FOREVER. 416 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,166 RILEY? 417 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,166 MOM, I AM JUST PLAYING A GAME. 418 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,458 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO? 419 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,708 WIN? 420 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,500 NOT WITHOUT ME. 421 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,875 HEY, TOPANGA. 422 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,875 YOU AND ME. 423 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,708 YOU AND ME. 424 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,500 LET'S WIN THIS THING. 425 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,708 YOU AND ME. 426 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,958 LET'S WIN THIS THING. 427 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,458 YOU AND ME. 428 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,208 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 429 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,125 YOU AND ME. 430 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,166 IT'S WAY PAST OUR BEDTIME. 431 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,166 Both: YEAH! 432 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,708 OKAY, WE HAVE A FIVE MINUTE BREAK 433 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,875 FOR NEW TEAM STRATEGY TALK. 434 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,875 WHICH MEANS WE CAN NOT WASTE A SECOND. 435 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,083 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 436 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,583 YOU'RE DESTROYING YOUR PARENTS. 437 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,291 THAT'S THE OBJECT OF THE GAME. 438 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,958 ( sighs ) OH, COME ON, MAYA. 439 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,375 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING BACKPACKING 440 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,708 THROUGH EUROPE. 441 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,708 WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GO BACKPACKING THROUGH EUROPE. 442 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,166 AND WE'LL BRING LUCAS AND FARKLE TO EUROPE. 443 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,875 YEAH, AND WE'LL BRING YOUR PARENTS. 444 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:49,750 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BRING MY PARENTS? 445 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,833 OH. 446 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,708 I GET IT. 447 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:55,000 THIS ISN'T A GAME TO THEM AT ALL, IS IT? 448 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,375 NO, IT ISN'T. 449 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,125 THEN HOW DO WE POSSIBLY WIN? 450 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,750 YOU DON'T WIN. 451 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,000 YOU JUST PLAY WITH THEM, RILEY. 452 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,083 IT'S GAME NIGHT. 453 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,583 THEIR FAVORITE NIGHT OF THE MONTH. 454 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,458 I JUST THOUGHT YOU GET MORE TIME WITH THEM. 455 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,166 SHE'S 12, AND SHE'S GONNA BE GONE IN A BLINK. 456 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:14,500 HE'S FIVE, AND ALREADY BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS. 457 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,291 HE GETS THAT FROM ME. 458 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:25,000 LISTEN TOPANGA. 459 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 WE'VE BEEN A TEAM ALL OUR LIVES, 460 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,583 SO NOW WE'RE A TEAM IN THIS GAME. 461 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,083 THAT'S NOT SO BAD, IS IT? 462 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,125 YOU JUST GET SO MUCH OF HER 463 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,583 AND YOU DO SUCH A GREAT JOB 464 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,583 TEACHING HER, SHE'S SO MUCH LIKE YOU. 465 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,875 I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT I'VE MADE AN IMPRESSION ON HER. 466 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,000 EVERY PARENT I KNOW WHO HAS KIDS THIS AGE 467 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,083 TELLS ME THIS IS WHEN THEY HEAD TOWARDS THEIR FRIENDS. 468 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,875 BUT EVENTUALLY, THEY MAKE THEIR WAY BACK. 469 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 OH, LOOK AT THAT. 470 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 THEY'RE ALREADY BACK. 471 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,583 BREAK'S OVER. GAME ON! 472 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,958 GAME OVER. GOD BLESS AMERICA. 473 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,250 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 474 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,625 MY KINGDOM. 475 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,125 I HAVE NOTHING LEFT. 476 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,958 ACTUALLY, YOU STILL HAVE INDIA, IRELAND, AUSTRALIA, 477 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,083 SHAKESPEARE, DICKENS, AND THE BEATLES. 478 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,166 OH, YEAH. 479 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,833 WHO NEEDS YOU ANYWAY? 480 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,583 YOU KNOW YOU DO. 481 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,000 THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR 482 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,875 ENDED IN 1783 483 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,333 LEAVING A RIFT 484 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,708 BETWEEN ENGLAND AND THE UNITED STATES. 485 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,458 BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER NOW, THOUGH, RIGHT? 486 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,500 WE DO, BUT IT TOOK SOME TIME. 487 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000 IN FACT, IT WASN'T UNTIL 488 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,875 1814, WHEN ANOTHER AMERICAN 489 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,000 HELPED MEND THAT RELATIONSHIP. 490 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:45,208 HIS NAME, RILEY, WAS JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. 491 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,416 OH. 492 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,958 THAT'S WHAT THE KID DID. 493 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,083 Cory: THAT'S RIGHT. 494 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,500 SEE, IT TOOK THE NEXT GENERATION 495 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,291 TO BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER. 496 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,000 SO PEOPLE THAT GO TO WAR 497 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,458 CAN ACTUALLY BECOME FRIENDS? 498 00:17:56,458 --> 00:18:00,375 REVOLUTION IS A SHORT MOMENT IN TIME. 499 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,208 BUT IF YOU PLAY THE LONG GAME CORRECTLY, 500 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,625 EVERYBODY CAN END UP JUST WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. 501 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,000 SOMEONE HAS TO GET A 12. 502 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,250 ANYTHING BUT A 12. 503 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,958 NOBODY THROW A 12. 504 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,000 12! 505 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,500 OH, THANK GOODNESS. IT'S OVER. 506 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,250 NO, IT'S NOT. 507 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,291 I'M NOT GOING FOR THE SUCCESS SQUARE. 508 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,416 I'M GOING FOR THE CIRCLE IN THE MIDDLE. 509 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,083 WE ARE GOING TO PLAY THE LONG GAME. 510 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,500 - WHAT? - YOU COULD WIN. 511 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,958 DUDE, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 512 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,750 BECAUSE TONIGHT THE FAMILY GAME IS NOT ABOUT WINNING. 513 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,583 UH, SAY WHAT? 514 00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:42,416 MOM, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BEAT YOU 515 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,875 BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME. 516 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,416 YOU DO? 517 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,458 YEAH, I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU. 518 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,875 YOU DO? 519 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,875 A KILLER SHARK WHO ALWAYS WINS? 520 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,375 THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. 521 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,083 SO TONIGHT, 522 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,291 LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS 523 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,708 WHEN YOU PLAY THE LONG GAME. 524 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:03,833 I'M NEVER GONNA SEE MY MAMA AGAIN. 525 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,500 I WANTED SOMEONE TO LAND ON THE SUCCESS SQUARE. 526 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,875 I KIND OF WANTED TO HEAR 527 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:08,875 ( horn sounds ) 528 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,875 I WIN! SERIOUSLY, HELP ME. 529 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,291 IN THE LONG GAME, THE PLAYERS ALL PLAY TOGETHER 530 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,750 TO CONQUER THE GAME ITSELF. 531 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,291 SO WE'RE ALL ON ONE BIG TEAM THEN? 532 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,875 IF YOU'LL LET US BE. 533 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:24,000 AND DAD, I PROMISE THAT NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE. 534 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,500 WELL, RILEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 535 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,166 IF THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU'VE CHOSEN TO LEAVE US FOR SOMEDAY, 536 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,833 THEY'RE WELCOME TO PLAY WITH US ANYTIME. 537 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,083 YOU'VE MADE SOME WONDERFUL CHOICES. 538 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,291 YOU'RE GONNA BUY THE FRIENDS GAME? 539 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,583 YEAH. 540 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,000 CAN WE PLAY THAT ONE WITH YOU GUYS? 541 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,500 ANYTIME YOU WANT. 542 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,333 YOU'RE A GOOD KING. 543 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,000 YOU'RE A GOOD JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. 544 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,125 OH, THE KID WHO BROUGHT EVERYONE TOGETHER. 545 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,291 YEAH. 546 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000 TOLD YOU. 547 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,833 ( horn sounds ) 548 00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,875 WHO'S JOINING US? 549 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,875 WE ARE. 550 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,291 WELL, BIRDS ARE CHIRPING. 551 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,458 SOUNDS OF A SLEEPY CITY COMING TO LIFE AS THE SUN 552 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,333 PEEKS ITS SMILING FACE... 553 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,875 YEAH, OKAY. 554 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,000 ...UPON 8 TIRED GAME PLAYERS. 555 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,875 AND IF AUGGIE MATTHEWS CAN ROLL A TWO, 556 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,875 THEN WE WILL FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS 557 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,291 WHEN YOU WIN THE LONG GAME. 558 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,000 NOBODY CAN ROLL A TWO. 559 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,958 WE PICK TWO. 560 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,750 YOU KNOW WHAT, AVA? 561 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,083 I FINALLY LIKE YOU. 562 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,083 OKAY. 563 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,000 ( game chimes ) 564 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,583 THAT'S IT? 565 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,083 ( game chimes ) 566 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,875 ( game whirs ) 567 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,083 HOLD ON. 568 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,083 ( mystical music plays ) 569 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,000 AND AS EVERYONE IS JOINED TOGETHER, 570 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 WE SEE THAT IN THE LONG GAME, 571 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 FRIENDS BECOME FAMILY. 572 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,208 IT'S NOT A GAME AT ALL. 573 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,833 WHAT IS IT, MOMMY? 574 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,000 IT'S LIFE. 575 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,083 LIFE IS THE LONG GAME? 576 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,291 YEAH, BUBBA. 577 00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,125 LIFE IS THE LONG GAME. 578 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,125 MAYA. 579 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,958 YOU DO UNDERSTAND I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU? 580 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,833 I DO, JOSH. 581 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,458 I KNOW THAT. 582 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,000 GOOD. 583 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,083 BUT I'M IN IT FOR THE LONG GAME. 584 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000 YEAH, ME TOO. 585 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,583 ( school bell rings ) 586 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,375 I'M GLAD WE'RE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN. 587 00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,333 YEAH, I'M GLAD I CAN TAKE THIS OFF. 588 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,083 IT'S AMAZING THAT PEOPLE SO CLOSE CAN GO TO WAR. 589 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,500 TAKE OFF YOUR CROWN. 590 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,708 NO. 591 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:05,833 LUCKILY, IT'S ALL HISTORY 592 00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,000 AND NOT OUR REAL LIVES. 593 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,750 HEY. 594 00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,708 WE'RE HAVING FAMILY GAME NIGHT TONIGHT. 595 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,583 YOU GUYS WANT TO COME? 596 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,250 SURE, THANKS, I'D LOVE THAT. 597 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,500 TAKE OFF YOUR CROWN. 598 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,583 NO. 599 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,625 I'D LOVE THAT, THANK YOU. 600 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,583 SO YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO TAKE OFF YOUR CROWN? 601 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,583 NO. 602 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,625 DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR DAD? 603 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,708 NAH. 604 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,000 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?