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FAMILY GAME NIGHT.
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MY FAVORITE NIGHT
OF THE MONTH.
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JUST ME, MY FAMILY,
AND MY 'JAMA PANTS.
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WHY DO YOU GUYS
HAVE TO MAKE
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SUCH A BIG DEAL
ABOUT GAME NIGHT?
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BECAUSE GAME NIGHT
IS SACRED, RILEY.
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( chuckles )
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I KNOW THIS IS GONNA COME
AS A SHOCK TO YOU,
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BUT THERE'S GONNA COME A DAY
WHERE YOU START TO PRIORITIZE
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FRIENDS OVER YOUR FAMILY.
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WHAT? NO.
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DID YOU TELL THEM YET?
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DID HE FREAK?
DID SHE TELL YOU?
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DID YOU FREAK?
SHOW ME WHAT YOU DID.
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FREAK OUT FOR ME.
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WHY WOULD I FREAK OUT?
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I DON'T FREAK OUT.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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FAMILY GAME NIGHT,
NOW WITH EXTRA FAMILY.
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WELL, HELLO.
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WELL, HELLO.
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AUGGIE DIDN'T WANT TO
MISS GAME NIGHT.
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WE NEVER MADE IT
OUT OF THE CITY.
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OH, HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
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HEY, THIS IS A DOLLAR.
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I GAVE YOU A HUNDRED.
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WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY,
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YOU THINK WE'RE
NOT GONNA BUY STEAKS?
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THANK YOU, PAPA.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MY BROTHER!
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MY BROTHER!
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LISTEN, YOU'RE HERE
FOR GAME NIGHT.
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YOU'RE FAMILY,
YOU'RE IN.
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( intercom buzzes )
Farkle:
Farkle.
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Lucas:
And Lucas.
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COME ON UP.
( intercom buzzes )
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TOPANGA.
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IT'S HAPPENING.
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I THOUGHT WE HAD
A FEW MORE YEARS.
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- CALM DOWN.
- NO CALM.
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IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
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RILEY INVITED HER FRIENDS
TO FAMILY GAME NIGHT.
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RILEY, SHNOOKUMS.
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UM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
START TO PRIORITIZE
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WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU,
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YOUR FAMILY, HUH?
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OR YOUR FRIENDS?
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THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHT ANSWER.
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- WHY DO I--
- WRONG ANSWER.
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- HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN--
- WRONG ANSWER.
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I LOVE MY FRIENDS
AND I WANT TO HANG OUT
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WITH MY FRIENDS.
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( knock on door )
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WELCOME TO FAMILY GAME NIGHT,
FRIENDS.
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WRONG, WRONG, WRONG ANSWER.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ I'VE BEEN
WAITING ♪
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♪ FOR A DAY ♪
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♪ LIKE
THIS TO
COME ♪
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♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪
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♪ MY HEART'S BEATING ♪
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♪ LIKE
A DRUM ♪
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♪ ON THE
EDGE ♪
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♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪
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♪ FACE TO FACE WITH ♪
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♪ CHANGES ♪
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♪ WHAT'S IT
ALL ABOUT? ♪
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♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW ♪
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♪ I CAN WORK
IT OUT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE
I GOT YOU ♪
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♪ TO LIVE IT
WITH ME ♪
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♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS,
I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪
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♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪
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♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪
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GET RID OF THEM.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
YOU ALL THE TIME?
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YOU THINK IT'S EASY?
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SAY GOODBYE TO
YOUR DAUGHTER, HONEY.
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SHE HAS CHOSEN HER FRIENDS
OVER HER FAMILY.
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WHY CAN'T WE JUST
PLAY WITH HER FRIENDS.
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BECAUSE TOPANGA,
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THE SECOND SHE ALLOWED
DR. TURTLENECK AND MR. HOWDY
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INTO OUR HOUSEHOLD,
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OUR FAMILY WAS COMPROMISED
BY INTERLOPERS.
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MAYBE WE COULD JUST
COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.
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OH, YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE WALLS.
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I TOLD YOU
WE NEEDED WALLS, TOPANGA.
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DR. TURTLENECK, I PRESUME.
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HOW COULD YOU TELL?
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OH, BECAUSE-- YOU JUST
SEEM LIKE A DOCTOR TO ME.
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- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
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AND YOU MUST BE...
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HOWDY.
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SEE THIS?
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THE FAMILY GAME.
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THE GAME FOR FAMILIES.
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NOT THE FRIENDS GAME,
A GAME FOR FRIENDS.
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I SAW THAT GAME.
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I DIDN'T BUY THAT GAME.
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I BOUGHT THIS ONE
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BECAUSE I USED TO HAVE A FAMILY.
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WILL YOU STOP?
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HOW COULD SHE CHOOSE
HER FRIENDS OVER US?
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I MEAN, DID THEY BURP HER?
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DID THEY CHANGE HER DIAPERS?
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WE HAVEN'T YET,
BUT WE WILL WHEN SHE'S OLD.
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SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, HONEY.
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I KNOW THAT I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE
LOVE AND LOYALTY OF MY CHILDREN
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WHO LIKE ME FINE
AND ALWAYS WILL.
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EVERYBODY'S HERE.
EVERYBODY PLAYS.
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CORY, FLIPPING OUT
IS ONLY GONNA MAKE THINGS WORSE.
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DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO DRIVE HER AWAY?
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YEAH, DAD.
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IT'S LIKE WHAT
YOU WERE TEACHING TODAY.
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I WAS TEACHING ABOUT
THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, RILEY.
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HOW IS THIS ANYTHING LIKE
THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION?
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HOW?
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LET'S THINK.
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( patriotic music playing )
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THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.
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IMAGINE ENGLAND AS A FATHER.
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AND AMERICA, IT'S CHILD.
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KNOWING IT'S TIME TO BREAK AWAY.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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I GIVE YOU
THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR.
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SUBJECTS.
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IT IS I, KING GEORGE III,
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RULER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
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NOW, WHERE IS
THAT REBELLIOUS JOHN ADAMS?
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WHO DARES CHOOSES
HIS AMERICAN FRIENDS
OVER HIS KING?
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HERE I AM!
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JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
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RILEY, UH,
YOU'RE ACTUALLY JOHN ADAMS.
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WHO'S THAT?
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JOHN ADAMS WAS THE FATHER
OF JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
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BUT OUR SCHOOL
IS JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
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MY SCHOOL WAS JOHN ADAMS.
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YOUR SCHOOL WAS THE FATHER
OF MY SCHOOL?
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DOES THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?
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NONE OF THIS DOES.
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I'M ALSO GONNA BE
YOUR TEACHER NEXT YEAR.
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- YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
- NOW BACK TO OUR STORY.
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IT IS I,
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JOHN NOT QUINCY ADAMS.
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WAIT, WHY'D THEY NAME
THE SCHOOL AFTER THIS GUY?
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I MEAN, HE MUST
HAVE DONE SOMETHING.
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HE DID. HE DID SOMETHING,
WE'RE GONNA GET TO IT.
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SO, JOHN ADAMS,
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WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FRIENDS?
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WITH ME AS ALWAYS.
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HARK!
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HERE'S ONE RIGHT NOW.
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LOOKING GOOD,
GEORGIE WASHINGTON.
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JOHN, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
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GOOD!
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NOW, MAY I INTRODUCE,
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HE IS CRAZY SMART,
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HE'S ROCKING GRANNY GLASSES,
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THE OLD KITE FLYER HIMSELF,
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.
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Maya:
I'M NOT DOING THIS.
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COME ON, WE CAN'T START
THE REVOLUTION WITHOUT YOU.
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FINE, BUT NOBODY LOOK AT ME.
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OKAY, NOBODY LOOK AT
MAYA!
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( classmates laughing )
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WHY, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN,
CAN YOU FEEL
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THE ELECTRICITY BETWEEN US?
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HUH?
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WHEN DO WE GET RID
OF THIS GUY?
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RIGHT NOW!
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KING GEORGE,
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THE AMERICAN COLONIES
WANT THEIR FREEDOM.
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YOU BELONG TO ME,
AND I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO.
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IT'S THE KING'S LAW.
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YOU BELONG TO ME
UNTIL YOU'RE 18.
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IT'S THE LAW.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY,
KING GEORGE.
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STOP CALLING ME THAT.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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POPS DOESN'T LIKE POPS' LESSON?
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YEAH.
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LISTEN GUYS,
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NOT EVERYTHING I TEACH YOU
IN CLASS APPLIES TO OUR LIVES.
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IT DOES, EVERY TIME, SIR.
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OKAY, GAME IS ALL SET UP.
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WE DOING THIS THING,
OR WHAT?
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- NO.
- YES.
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DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW
HOW TO PLAY THE FAMILY GAME?
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LET ME TEACH YOU.
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OKAY.
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BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS HERE,
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AND YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME.
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ALWAYS WINS.
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ALWAYS EATS TOO MUCH POPCORN
AND SAYS,
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"I'M NEVER
EATING POPCORN AGAIN."
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( muffled )
BUT IT'S SO DELICIOUS.
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WOULD YOU BE
ON MY TEAM, UNCLE JOSH?
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TRY AND STOP ME.
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OKAY, I'LL STOP YOU.
YOU'RE ON MY TEAM.
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HE'S MY UNCLE.
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HE'S MY HUSBAND.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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IT SAYS HERE THE GOAL
IS TO GET IN TO ONE OF
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THE FOUR SUCCESS SQUARES
WITH YOUR TEAMMATE.
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AND THEN YOU WIN.
IT MAKES THIS SOUND.
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( horn sounds )
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I WIN! OH, IT
HASN'T HAPPENED YET.
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WHAT'S THE BIG CIRCLE
IN THE MIDDLE FOR?
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OH, WE DON'T GO THERE.
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IF EVEN ONE PERSON
GOES IN THERE,
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THEN YOU HAVE TO PLAY
THE LONG GAME.
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WHAT'S THE LONG GAME?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WE'VE NEVER PLAYED IT.
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INTRIGUING.
SHOULD WE FIND OUT?
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NO, IT TAKES FOREVER.
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AND YOU DON'T
GET TO HEAR THIS.
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- ( horn sounds )
- I WIN!
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OH, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ME.
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( doorbell rings )
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I WIN!
OH, MY GOODNESS.
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NOW WHO COULD THAT BE?
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HI, AUGGIE.
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HEY, YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME?
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CAN I BE ON YOUR TEAM?
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YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PAL.
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MY WOMAN'S HERE.
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SURE, AUGGIE.
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BRING YOUR WOMAN IN.
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LET'S BRING IN EVERYBODY.
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WHY DON'T WE PUT UP SIGNS
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ON THE TELEPHONE POLES
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NEXT TO THE CATS AND THE DOGS.
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MATTHEWS FAMILY GAME NIGHT.
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ONLY NOT REALLY, IT'S KIND OF
EVERYBODY FAMILY GAME NIGHT.
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ISN'T IT? HUH?
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ISN'T IT?
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THERE'S THE FREAK OUT.
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BEST SHOW IN TOWN.
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DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW, BUDDY?
247
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I DO, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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WELL, WELL.
250
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LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S ALL
PARTNERED UP
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EXCEPT FOR LIL OL' US.
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HUH.
253
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I COULD PICK YOU.
254
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OR I COULD PICK YOU.
255
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OR I COULD PICK YOU.
256
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OR I COULD PICK YOU.
257
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,583
YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE,
258
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,000
YOU REPRESENT HOMEWORK
AND NO FUN,
259
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,083
WHILE YOU ARE SO HANDSOME
IT KIND OF MAKES MY EYES HURT.
260
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,208
OKAY, HERE'S
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
261
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I'M GONNA BE
THE GAME SHOW HOST,
IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
262
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'CAUSE THEY STAND.
263
00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,875
AND THEY MOVE.
264
00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:21,875
HIYA, PARTNER.
265
00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,416
OH, BOY.
266
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AND GAME SHOW HOSTS MAKE SURE
EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE RULES
267
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AND PLAYS FAIR.
268
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ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
269
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AVA!
270
00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:31,708
SHH.
271
00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,875
I'M DOING THIS FOR US, BABY.
272
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:36,833
Josh:OKAY.
273
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,250
THE OBJECT OF THIS GAME
IS TO CREATE A FAMILY,
274
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PROTECT IT, AND GET SAFELY
THROUGH A WORLD OF OBSTACLES
275
00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,875
THAT WILL TEST HOW STRONG
YOUR FAMILY IS.
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THE WINNER OF THE SHORT GAME
277
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IS THE FIRST TEAM TO END UP
IN ONE OF THE FOUR
278
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SUCCESS SQUARES
279
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WITH A CAR AND A HOUSE.
280
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,875
GET ME A CAR
AND A HOUSE.
281
00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:57,333
I'M TRYING.
282
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OKAY.
283
00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,000
UM, MAYA AND I UP FIRST.
WE'LL GO FIRST.
284
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,416
OH, SAYS WHO?
285
00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,333
SAYS THE KING OF THE CASTLE.
286
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,750
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE KING,
287
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,250
DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET
TO MAKE ALL OF THE RULES.
288
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,875
OH, YEAH?
289
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,458
THAT'S ACTUALLY THE FIRST RULE
IN THE KING'S HANDBOOK.
290
00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,833
WELL, IT'S BEEN
A LOVELY EVENING.
291
00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:16,166
AND NOW I NEED A HUG
FROM MY MAMA.
292
00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,166
MAMA?
293
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,833
YEAH.
294
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:20,000
WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR MAMA?
295
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,833
MA.
296
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TRY IT OUT.
297
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,000
MA.
298
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,833
NAH, SHE'D PUT ME
IN THE SHED.
299
00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,375
YOU KNOW WHAT,
300
00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:33,166
DAD, YOU MAY
BE THE KING,
301
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,000
BUT I AM GOING FIRST.
302
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,250
( gasps )
303
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,875
( gasps )
YOU ARE STAGING AN ACT
304
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,375
OF OPEN REBELLION
AGAINST YOUR KING.
305
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,875
YOU HAVE LEFT THE COLONIES
NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK AWAY
306
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,583
FROM YOU AND BECOME INDEPENDENT.
307
00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,291
BECAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING
FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FAMILIES.
308
00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,500
AND FRIENDS.
309
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,750
AND FAMILY IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD.
310
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,000
AND FRIENDS.
311
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,500
RILEY, YOU DON'T THINK
FAMILY SHOULD COME FIRST?
312
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,833
I CANNOT
DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
313
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,958
I AM IN THE MIDDLE
OF A REBELLION.
314
00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:58,500
OH, YEAH.
315
00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,875
OH, YEAH.
316
00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,166
LET'S SEE HOW
YOUR LITTLE REBELLION
317
00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,458
FARES AGAINST THE MIGHT
OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
318
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,000
WHOA, FARKLE.
319
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,125
WHERE'D YOU GET THE CANNON?
320
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,958
FROM MY CANNON GUY.
321
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,875
YES, GENERAL WASHINGTON.
322
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,208
YOU REALLY HAVE TO WONDER
323
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:19,750
IF THE KING
WASN'T SO STUBBORN,
324
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COULD SOMETHING
HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT
325
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,708
SO AMERICA WOULD STILL BE
IN THE BRITISH FAMILY?
326
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:25,125
A NATION OR A FAMILY,
327
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,375
CAN ONLY REMAIN UNITED
328
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,833
IF IT'S LEADERS GOVERN FAIRLY
329
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:32,416
AND ADDRESS THE NEEDS
OF ALL OF ITS MEMBERS
330
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,000
BOTH OLD AND YOUNG.
331
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA.
332
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
SO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
333
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,875
IS THIS THING LOADED?
334
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,000
IT IS NOW.
335
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,833
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY,
EVERYBODY.
336
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:45,416
MAYA, THE WAR HASN'T
EVEN STARTED YET.
337
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:46,583
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE BOSTON.
338
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,833
Farkle:
WHEN AM I GOING TO BOSTON?
339
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,875
IN FIVE...
340
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,875
FOUR, THREE ...
341
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,583
FOUR, FIVE, SIX,
AND AS USUAL
342
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,750
I WILL CHOOSE
THE FATHERHOOD PATH.
343
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,583
BING, BING, BING, BING.
344
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,750
AND THE PINK SQUARE MEANS...
345
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,958
I GET A DAUGHTER.
346
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,500
ACTUALLY SIR, FARKLE AND I
ALREADY OWN THAT SQUARE.
347
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,958
SO...
348
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,958
SO, YOUR DAUGHTER'S OURS.
349
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,083
EXCUSE ME.
350
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:16,708
LET HIM TALK.
351
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:19,708
ACCORDING TO THE GAME,
352
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:20,708
WE GET YOUR DAUGHTER.
353
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,583
JOSH!
354
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:27,000
SHE'S NOT RILEY MATTHEWS
ANYMORE, MY BROTHER.
355
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000
SHE'S NOW
MRS. DR. HOWDY TURTLENECK.
356
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:40,250
UH, SIR, YOU'RE HOLDING ON
A LITTLE TIGHT.
357
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,500
YOU REALLY NEED
TO LET GO, SIR.
358
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:48,083
YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTER.
359
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,291
MY TURN.
360
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:50,375
I PICK SIX.
361
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,958
UH, AVA YOU NEED
TO ROLL THE DICE.
362
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,958
ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR FIVE SIX.
363
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,833
JOSH, OBJECTION.
364
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,708
I'M GOING TO ALLOW IT.
365
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:58,750
WHY?
366
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,000
BECAUSE SHE CRACKS ME UP.
367
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,875
I GET A...
368
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,291
MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK CARD.
369
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:06,958
TAKE OVER SOMEONE'S
FAMILY BUSINESS.
370
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,708
CHOOSE ONE PLAYER
TO SEND BACK TO START.
371
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,958
I CHOOSE...
372
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:11,958
HMM...
373
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,000
ONE TOPANGA, TWO TOPANGA,
374
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,750
THREE TOPANGA, FOUR.
375
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,875
FIVE TOPANGA, SIX TOPANGA,
376
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,875
SEVEN TOPANGA, OR...
377
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,000
TOPANGA!
378
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,125
WEE!
POOM!
379
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,208
THIS STINKS.
380
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,000
THIS HAD TO BE DONE, MOMMY.
381
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,833
IT'S OKAY, MY LOVEBUG.
382
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,958
LUCKILY, MY TEAM
ALWAYS WINS.
383
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,375
AND MY TEAMMATE HAS A TURN,
384
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:39,833
AND I'M SURE SHE'S
GOING TO USE IT
385
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,000
TO HELP ME.
386
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
RIGHT, RILEY?
387
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,875
SWEETHEART?
388
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,375
MOM,
389
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,708
I REALLY HATE TO DO THIS
390
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,875
BUT I HAVE A GO TO EUROPE
WITH A FRIEND CARD.
391
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,625
AND YOU'RE ALL
THE WAY BACK THERE.
392
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,875
AND I'VE NEVER
BEEN TO EUROPE.
393
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,958
I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE.
394
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,958
GET OFF MY BACK!
395
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:05,333
WAIT, YOU'RE LEAVING ME?
396
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,000
MOM, IT IS NOT PERSONAL,
397
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000
I JUST GOT THIS CARD AND--
398
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,958
WAIT, YOU'RE LEAVING ME?
399
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:14,000
HERE IT COMES.
400
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
I AM YOUR MOTHER.
401
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,708
I HAVE YOUR ABSOLUTE
LOVE AND LOYALTY.
402
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:19,875
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM?
403
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:22,875
HEY, FARKLE.
404
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:23,875
HOW DO YOU THAT AGAIN?
405
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,875
HUH?
406
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,583
HUH?
407
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,625
NOW YOU RUN, SIR.
408
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,833
NO, ACTUALLY NOW I GO
RIGHT OVER HERE
409
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,625
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHERE I BELONG.
410
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,083
WELL, THIS GAME
JUST GOT REAL.
411
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,500
WILL THE DAUGHTER
GO OFF ON HER OWN
412
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,875
OR DOES THE MOTHER
HOLD ON TO HER FOREVER?
413
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:41,958
I'M SORRY, MOMMY.
414
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:45,875
PARTNERS?
415
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,166
FOREVER.
416
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,166
RILEY?
417
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,166
MOM, I AM JUST
PLAYING A GAME.
418
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,458
ISN'T THAT WHAT
YOU WANT ME TO DO?
419
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,708
WIN?
420
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,500
NOT WITHOUT ME.
421
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,875
HEY, TOPANGA.
422
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,875
YOU AND ME.
423
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,708
YOU AND ME.
424
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,500
LET'S WIN THIS THING.
425
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,708
YOU AND ME.
426
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,958
LET'S WIN THIS THING.
427
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,458
YOU AND ME.
428
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,208
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
429
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,125
YOU AND ME.
430
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,166
IT'S WAY PAST
OUR BEDTIME.
431
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,166
Both:
YEAH!
432
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,708
OKAY, WE HAVE
A FIVE MINUTE BREAK
433
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,875
FOR NEW TEAM
STRATEGY TALK.
434
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,875
WHICH MEANS WE
CAN NOT WASTE A SECOND.
435
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,083
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
436
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,583
YOU'RE DESTROYING
YOUR PARENTS.
437
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,291
THAT'S THE OBJECT
OF THE GAME.
438
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,958
( sighs )
OH, COME ON, MAYA.
439
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,375
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
ACTUALLY GOING BACKPACKING
440
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,708
THROUGH EUROPE.
441
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,708
WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GO
BACKPACKING THROUGH EUROPE.
442
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,166
AND WE'LL BRING
LUCAS AND FARKLE TO EUROPE.
443
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,875
YEAH, AND WE'LL BRING
YOUR PARENTS.
444
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:49,750
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO BRING MY PARENTS?
445
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:50,833
OH.
446
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,708
I GET IT.
447
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:55,000
THIS ISN'T A GAME
TO THEM AT ALL, IS IT?
448
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,375
NO, IT ISN'T.
449
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,125
THEN HOW DO WE
POSSIBLY WIN?
450
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,750
YOU DON'T WIN.
451
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,000
YOU JUST PLAY WITH THEM, RILEY.
452
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,083
IT'S GAME NIGHT.
453
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,583
THEIR FAVORITE NIGHT
OF THE MONTH.
454
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,458
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU GET MORE TIME
WITH THEM.
455
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,166
SHE'S 12, AND SHE'S GONNA
BE GONE IN A BLINK.
456
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:14,500
HE'S FIVE, AND ALREADY
BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS.
457
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,291
HE GETS THAT FROM ME.
458
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:25,000
LISTEN TOPANGA.
459
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
WE'VE BEEN A TEAM
ALL OUR LIVES,
460
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,583
SO NOW WE'RE A TEAM
IN THIS GAME.
461
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,083
THAT'S NOT SO BAD,
IS IT?
462
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,125
YOU JUST GET
SO MUCH OF HER
463
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,583
AND YOU DO
SUCH A GREAT JOB
464
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,583
TEACHING HER, SHE'S
SO MUCH LIKE YOU.
465
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,875
I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT I'VE
MADE AN IMPRESSION ON HER.
466
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,000
EVERY PARENT I KNOW
WHO HAS KIDS THIS AGE
467
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,083
TELLS ME THIS IS WHEN
THEY HEAD TOWARDS
THEIR FRIENDS.
468
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,875
BUT EVENTUALLY, THEY MAKE
THEIR WAY BACK.
469
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
470
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
THEY'RE ALREADY BACK.
471
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,583
BREAK'S OVER.
GAME ON!
472
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,958
GAME OVER.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
473
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,250
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
474
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,625
MY KINGDOM.
475
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,125
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT.
476
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,958
ACTUALLY, YOU STILL HAVE
INDIA, IRELAND, AUSTRALIA,
477
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,083
SHAKESPEARE, DICKENS,
AND THE BEATLES.
478
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,166
OH, YEAH.
479
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,833
WHO NEEDS YOU ANYWAY?
480
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,583
YOU KNOW YOU DO.
481
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,000
THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
482
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,875
ENDED IN 1783
483
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,333
LEAVING A RIFT
484
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,708
BETWEEN ENGLAND
AND THE UNITED STATES.
485
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,458
BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER
NOW, THOUGH, RIGHT?
486
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:34,500
WE DO, BUT IT TOOK SOME TIME.
487
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000
IN FACT, IT WASN'T UNTIL
488
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,875
1814, WHEN ANOTHER AMERICAN
489
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,000
HELPED MEND
THAT RELATIONSHIP.
490
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:45,208
HIS NAME, RILEY,
WAS JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
491
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,416
OH.
492
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,958
THAT'S WHAT THE KID DID.
493
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,083
Cory:
THAT'S RIGHT.
494
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,500
SEE, IT TOOK
THE NEXT GENERATION
495
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,291
TO BRING
EVERYBODY TOGETHER.
496
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,000
SO PEOPLE THAT GO
TO WAR
497
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,458
CAN ACTUALLY
BECOME FRIENDS?
498
00:17:56,458 --> 00:18:00,375
REVOLUTION IS
A SHORT MOMENT IN TIME.
499
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,208
BUT IF YOU PLAY
THE LONG GAME CORRECTLY,
500
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,625
EVERYBODY CAN END UP JUST
WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
501
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,000
SOMEONE HAS TO GET A 12.
502
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,250
ANYTHING BUT A 12.
503
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,958
NOBODY THROW A 12.
504
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,000
12!
505
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,500
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
IT'S OVER.
506
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,250
NO, IT'S NOT.
507
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,291
I'M NOT GOING
FOR THE SUCCESS SQUARE.
508
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,416
I'M GOING FOR
THE CIRCLE IN THE MIDDLE.
509
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,083
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY
THE LONG GAME.
510
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,500
- WHAT?
- YOU COULD WIN.
511
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,958
DUDE, WHY WOULD
YOU DO THAT?
512
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,750
BECAUSE TONIGHT THE FAMILY GAME
IS NOT ABOUT WINNING.
513
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,583
UH, SAY WHAT?
514
00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:42,416
MOM, I WAS ONLY
TRYING TO BEAT YOU
515
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,875
BECAUSE I WANT YOU
TO BE PROUD OF ME.
516
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,416
YOU DO?
517
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,458
YEAH, I WANT
TO BE LIKE YOU.
518
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:48,875
YOU DO?
519
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,875
A KILLER SHARK
WHO ALWAYS WINS?
520
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,375
THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
521
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,083
SO TONIGHT,
522
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,291
LET'S FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS
523
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:00,708
WHEN YOU PLAY THE LONG GAME.
524
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:03,833
I'M NEVER GONNA SEE
MY MAMA AGAIN.
525
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,500
I WANTED SOMEONE TO LAND
ON THE SUCCESS SQUARE.
526
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,875
I KIND OF WANTED TO HEAR
527
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:08,875
( horn sounds )
528
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,875
I WIN!
SERIOUSLY, HELP ME.
529
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,291
IN THE LONG GAME,
THE PLAYERS ALL PLAY TOGETHER
530
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,750
TO CONQUER THE GAME ITSELF.
531
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,291
SO WE'RE ALL ON
ONE BIG TEAM THEN?
532
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,875
IF YOU'LL LET US BE.
533
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:24,000
AND DAD, I PROMISE THAT
NOBODY IS GOING ANYWHERE.
534
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,500
WELL, RILEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
535
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,166
IF THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU'VE
CHOSEN TO LEAVE US FOR SOMEDAY,
536
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,833
THEY'RE WELCOME TO PLAY
WITH US ANYTIME.
537
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,083
YOU'VE MADE
SOME WONDERFUL CHOICES.
538
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,291
YOU'RE GONNA BUY
THE FRIENDS GAME?
539
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,583
YEAH.
540
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,000
CAN WE PLAY THAT ONE
WITH YOU GUYS?
541
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,500
ANYTIME YOU WANT.
542
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,333
YOU'RE A GOOD KING.
543
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,000
YOU'RE A GOOD
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
544
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,125
OH, THE KID WHO BROUGHT
EVERYONE TOGETHER.
545
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,291
YEAH.
546
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000
TOLD YOU.
547
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,833
( horn sounds )
548
00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,875
WHO'S JOINING US?
549
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,875
WE ARE.
550
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,291
WELL, BIRDS ARE CHIRPING.
551
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,458
SOUNDS OF A SLEEPY CITY
COMING TO LIFE AS THE SUN
552
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,333
PEEKS ITS SMILING FACE...
553
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,875
YEAH, OKAY.
554
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,000
...UPON 8 TIRED GAME PLAYERS.
555
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,875
AND IF AUGGIE MATTHEWS
CAN ROLL A TWO,
556
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,875
THEN WE WILL FINALLY
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS
557
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,291
WHEN YOU WIN
THE LONG GAME.
558
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,000
NOBODY CAN ROLL A TWO.
559
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,958
WE PICK TWO.
560
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,750
YOU KNOW WHAT, AVA?
561
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,083
I FINALLY LIKE YOU.
562
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,083
OKAY.
563
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,000
( game chimes )
564
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,583
THAT'S IT?
565
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,083
( game chimes )
566
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,875
( game whirs )
567
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,083
HOLD ON.
568
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,083
( mystical music plays )
569
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,000
AND AS EVERYONE
IS JOINED TOGETHER,
570
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
WE SEE THAT IN THE LONG GAME,
571
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
FRIENDS BECOME FAMILY.
572
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,208
IT'S NOT A GAME AT ALL.
573
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,833
WHAT IS IT, MOMMY?
574
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,000
IT'S LIFE.
575
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,083
LIFE IS THE LONG GAME?
576
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,291
YEAH, BUBBA.
577
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,125
LIFE IS THE LONG GAME.
578
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,125
MAYA.
579
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,958
YOU DO UNDERSTAND
I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU?
580
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:32,833
I DO, JOSH.
581
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,458
I KNOW THAT.
582
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,000
GOOD.
583
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,083
BUT I'M IN IT
FOR THE LONG GAME.
584
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000
YEAH, ME TOO.
585
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:56,583
( school bell rings )
586
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,375
I'M GLAD WE'RE
ALL FRIENDS AGAIN.
587
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,333
YEAH, I'M GLAD I CAN
TAKE THIS OFF.
588
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,083
IT'S AMAZING THAT PEOPLE
SO CLOSE CAN GO TO WAR.
589
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,500
TAKE OFF YOUR CROWN.
590
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,708
NO.
591
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:05,833
LUCKILY, IT'S ALL HISTORY
592
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,000
AND NOT OUR REAL LIVES.
593
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,750
HEY.
594
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:10,708
WE'RE HAVING
FAMILY GAME NIGHT TONIGHT.
595
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,583
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?
596
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,250
SURE, THANKS, I'D LOVE THAT.
597
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,500
TAKE OFF YOUR CROWN.
598
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,583
NO.
599
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:16,625
I'D LOVE THAT, THANK YOU.
600
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,583
SO YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO TAKE OFF YOUR CROWN?
601
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,583
NO.
602
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,625
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR DAD?
603
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,708
NAH.
604
00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:28,000
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?