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"HI, I'M RILEY MATTHEWS,

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AND THESE ARE YOUR
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS MIDDLE SCHOOL
MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS."

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WHY ARE YOU
EVEN REHEARSING?

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I'M GOING TO GET IT
PERFECT THIS TIME.

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AND YOU'RE ON.

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HEWO, I'M MILEY FLATSHOES

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AND THESE ARE
YOUR FLURNING AMOUSENITS.

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Today's lunch
in the cafamatorium
will be hot males.

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( laughing )

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HOT TAMALES...
I'M HOPING.

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HELLO, NEWS LADY!

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- CARPOOL!
- FAR-- CARPOOL?!
( laughing )

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AND HERE'S YOUR
FARKLE SCIENCE MOMENT.

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THE JUNIOR ENTOMOLOGY SOCIETY
HAS ONCE AGAIN NOMINATED ME
FOR A BUGGIE AWARD

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FOR MY RESEARCH PAPER
ON THE ORANGE DANCING SPIDER.

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CONGRATS,
DR. FARKLESTEIN.

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- I HOPE THIS IS YOUR YEAR.
- OH, I NEVER WIN.

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AWESOME.
WISH I COULD GO,

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BUT I DON'T WANNA
AND I'M SURE TICKETS
ARE IMPOSSIBLE.

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- I HAVE TWO.
- THEN I JUST DON'T WANNA.

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AWESOME.  WHICH ONE OF YOU
WILL BE FARKLE'S CHOICE?

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I'm telling the world.
Farkle must finally choose

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between his sweet angel
whose smile lights
a path to goodness

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OR MY DARK DEMON
WHO UNLEASHES IN ME
SOMETHING SO TERRIFYING

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I REALLY WANNA KNOW
WHAT IT IS.

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THANKS, AND I'M NOT
GONNA BE THERE WHEN
YOU FIND OUT, CARPOOL.

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- AND THERE IT IS,
JOHN QUINCIATTI.
- ( laughing )

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FLANKLE JUICES
BEQUEEN YAMA AND SYMELF.

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YAMA?

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<i>( pop music playing )</i>

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<i>♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ FOR A DAY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪</i>

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<i>♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪</i>

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<i>♪ MY HEART'S BEATING</i>
<i>LIKE A DRUM ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ON THE EDGE ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪</i>

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<i>♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪</i>

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<i>♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ BUT I KNOW I CAN</i>
<i>WORK IT OUT ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT,</i>
<i>I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS,</i>
<i>I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ OH OH OH OH ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪</i>

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<i>♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,</i>
<i>TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪</i>

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<i>( school bell rings )</i>

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WHO'S THE
GREATEST ALLY

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OF THE UNITED
STATES?

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FARKLE?

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I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU, SIR,

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BUT I GOT A LOT OF THINGS
ON MY MIND.

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ARE YOU TENSE, FARKLE?

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IS IT BUGGIE AWARD SEASON?

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YES, AND I KNOW THAT
ONCE I'VE CHOSEN

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BETWEEN RILEY AND MAYA
FOR THE DINNER,

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I'LL ACTUALLY BE LETTING
THE OTHER ONE GO.

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I'LL GO.
I'LL GO RIGHT NOW.

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I THINK IT WILL BE SAD

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WHEN FARKLE DOESN'T
LOVE US BOTH THE SAME.

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YES, ONE OF YOU
WILL BE CRUSHED.

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YOU WILL, HOWEVER,
RECEIVE THE FARKLE HOME GAME

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AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE.

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- OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S THIS GAME WHERE
THE LOSER GOES,

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( mimics sobbing )
"FARKLE."

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SO WHO IS THE GREATEST ALLY
OF THE UNITED STATES?

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- ASK FARKLE.
- ( sighs )

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CANADA.
YOU WANT ME
TO SAY CANADA.

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YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY
OR DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?

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EVERYTHING.
YOU LOVE THAT.

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LOOK, I REALLY
WANT ONE OF YOU
AT THE BUGGIES WITH ME

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TO PICK ME UP
WHEN I LOSE AGAIN
TO MY ARCHNEMESIS SMACKLE.

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( chuckles ) SMACKLE?
WHAT KIND OF PARENTS

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NAME THEIR KID
"SMACKLE," FARKLE?  OH.

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IT'S JUST INTERESTING
THAT ALL OF OUR THOUGHTS

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TURN TO OTHER ALLIES FIRST

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WHEN CANADA IS
RIGHT NEXT TO US.

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PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE
WE KNOW THEY'LL ALWAYS
BE THERE FOR US

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THAT WE TAKE THEM
FOR GRANTED.

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FARKLE, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE

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- AND LET YOU GO WITH RILEY.
- YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO

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MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE
AND LET YOU GO WITH MAYA.

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I DECIDE!
YOU HEAR ME?

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THIS GAME IS
FARKLE'S CHOICE.

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PREPARE TO GO THROUGH

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THE EMOTIONAL GAUNTLET
OF LOVE.

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Both: OKAY.

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JUDY, I'M SO GLAD
YOU WERE ABLE TO JOIN
OUR LITTLE BOOK CLUB.

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AUGGIE IS SUCH A FAN
OF YOUR DAUGHTER AVA.

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- ( British accent )
OH WELL, WHO ISN'T?
- ( mouths )

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AND I MUST SAY,
WHAT A SURPRISINGLY
DECENT IDEA, TOPANGA.

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I THINK A BOOK CLUB IS
SUCH A WONDERFUL FORUM

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TO EXCHANGE IDEAS
AND INTELLECTUAL
CONVERSATION.

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JUDY, ARE YOU BRITISH?

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NO, I'M JUST BETTER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

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WOW.
( chuckles )

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WELL, I SEE
WHERE YOUR DAUGHTER
GETS HER CONFIDENCE.

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OH, AND AUGGIE
IS SUCH A LOVELY
LITTLE GIRL AS WELL.

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- AUGGIE IS A BOY.
- OH.

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I'VE NEVER REALLY
LOOKED AT HER.
( giggles )

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UCCH.
OKAY, EVERYONE,

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I HOPE WE ALL ENJOYED
OUR FIRST BOOK,

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"MURRAY
THE MARVELOUS MOOSE."

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- SO WHO WOULD
LIKE TO START?
- AVA.

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( mutters )
OH BOY.

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MURRAY MOOSE DISCOVERS
HIS SELF-WORTH

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IN A WORLD
CONSTANTLY CHALLENGING

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HIS SENSE OF...

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- ( mimics cough ) IDENTITY.
- ( mimics cough ) ...IDENTITY.

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MMM.  AN INTERESTING

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AND I'M SURE
WELL-REHEARSED
INTERPRETATION.

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( mimics polite cough )

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- WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?
- ( British accent ) I'M NOT
IMPLYING ANYTHING.

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( normal voice )
I'M SAYING IT RIGHT
IN YOUR FACE.

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SO WHO HAS
A DIFFERENT TAKE?

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- AUGGIE?
- I ATED ONE OF THE PAGES.

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I'M NOT WITH HIM
FOR HIS BRAINS.

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- CHECK OUT
THAT TUSH.
- OH!

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- AVA!
- I'M OKAY WITH IT, MOM.

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ALL RIGHT, AVA,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ
AN EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK?

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"ONE DAY, MURRAY THE MOOSE

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WOKE UP AND DIDN'T WANT

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TO BE A MOOSE ANYMORE."

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SO GOOD.  SO GOOD.
THAT WAS REALLY VERY GOOD.

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YES.  NOW, AUGGIE,
IT'S YOUR TURN.

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I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN
YOU READ TO ME, MOMMY.

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AREN'T YOU
A LITTLE OLD FOR THAT?

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- AM I, MOMMY?
- ( emphatically ) NO.

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IT'S ALL RIGHT,
TOPANGA.

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IT'S A SCIENTIFICALLY-PROVEN
FACT THAT BOYS DEVELOP
AT A DIFFERENT PACE.

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THANK YOU
FOR MY SMOOTHIE.

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EXTRA THICK SO YOU CAN
EAT IT WITH A SPOON.

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YOU KNOW ME VERY WELL.
( giggles )

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THAT GIGGLE IS
MY FAVORITE SOUND
IN THE WORLD.

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I KNOW I'VE TOLD YOU
I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE
THE FIRST GRADE,

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BUT I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER TOLD YOU WHY.

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- FARKLE--
- HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

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HAVE A LITTLE PRETZEL
WITH YOUR MUSTARD, MAYA.

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I KNOW
HOW YOU LIKE IT.

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I'M EATING THIS,
THEN I'M LEAVING.

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MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY PARTY.

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DON'T REMEMBER IT
AT ALL.

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BING!

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- YOU KEPT THIS?
- YOU TRIED TO DO A KICKFLIP
OFF THE PARK BENCH.

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YOU WERE NOT READY
FOR THOSE MOVES.

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STILL GOT THE SCAR.

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IT WAS THE ONLY TIME
I'VE EVER SEEN YOU CRY.

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00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,583
WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS?

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00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,833
IT WAS THE ONLY TIME
I'VE EVER SEEN YOU CRY.

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FARKLE.

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00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,166
HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING
SOMEONE ELSE?

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- THERE'S ONLY YOU.
- DON'T THINK IT'S
GOING TO BE SO EASY

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TO GET ME ALL EMOTIONAL
OVER SOME LITTLE OBJECT

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THAT SHOOTS ME DOWN
MEMORY LANE.

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- BING.
- HAZEL THE HIPPO.

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YOU'RE ALIVE!

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00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,708
YOU GAVE ME THIS
WHEN YOU SAT WITH ME
IN THE HOSPITAL

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WHEN I HAD
MY TONSILS OUT.

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I LOST HER AND NEVER HAD
THE HEART TO TELL YOU.

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- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
- I BOUGHT TWO OF THEM,

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YOU KNOW,
JUST IN CASE, YOU LOST
THE ONE I GAVE YOU.

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THANK YOU, FARKLE.

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THANK YOU, FARKLE.

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Girls:
ARE YOU SPEED-DATING US?

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WELCOME TO WHAT'S GOING ON!

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AS YOU KNOW,
BEING NOMINATED
FOR A BUGGIE

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- IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.
- WE REALIZE THAT.

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I WANNA SHARE MY HAPPINESS
WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL IF I WIN,

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AND IF I LOSE,
I WANT SOMEONE WHO CARES
ABOUT ME TO BE THERE.

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SO I WANNA MAKE SURE
I MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.

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00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,125
THANK YOU
FOR A LOVELY EVENING.

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00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:05,375
WOW.  HE'S PAYING THE BILL.

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00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:06,875
I SHOULD'VE EATEN MORE.

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00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,416
HEY, YO,
YOU STILL HUNGRY?

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00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:14,583
'CAUSE WE'RE
GONNA GET SOME PIZZA,
SO WE'RE THINKING--

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00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,083
STOP THINKING.
IT'S NOT YOU.

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WHAT'S SHE MEAN BY THAT?

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00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:21,708
WHAT MY BROTHER SHELDON
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

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00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,000
IS THAT BECAUSE
OF OUR DEMEANOR,

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YOU THINK THAT WE'RE
A COUPLE OF OAFS.

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00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,708
- IS THIS TRUE?
- I'M AFRAID SO, SHELDON.

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- OAFS?!
- WE ARE SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

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WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE
THINK, CISCO?

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YOU SHOULD
FIND OUT BY ASKING.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK...

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00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,958
OTHER ONE?

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00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,500
I THINK
YOU'RE WAY TOO CLOSE.

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00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,583
AND WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?

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I MAY NOT LOOK SO TOUGH,
AND I DON'T SAY "YO,"

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BUT I'M INSANE
WHEN IT COMES TO THESE TWO,

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SO WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO

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IS RUN DOWN
THE PLATFORM SCREAMING

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UNTIL YOU REACH BROADWAY.

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I JUST DON'T
SEE US SCREAMING
UNTIL BROADWAY.

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WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE ANYWAY?

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00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,000
OH, ME?

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00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,583
( boys scream )

202
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,000
I'M CANADA.

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00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,375
A LITTLE TAKEN
FOR GRANTED, BUT...

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00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:15,750
I'M ALWAYS
THERE FOR YOU.

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00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,000
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE DECIDED TO GO
WITH FARKLE.

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00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,958
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO.  I'M GOING.
- I SAID I'M GOING.

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00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:27,583
- I WILL MESS YOU UP.
- THEN I WILL CLEAN ME UP.  HA!

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00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:29,083
RILEY, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

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00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:30,833
ARE WE REALLY
FIGHTING OVER FARKLE?

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YEAH, AND I'M GONNA WIN.

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00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,625
IT'S ON, MATTHEWS.

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00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,083
SO DID YOU
TEXT HIM LAST NIGHT?

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00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,875
NO.  WE AGREED NOT TO.

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FARKLE'S CHOICE, REMEMBER?

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00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,708
- DID YOU VIDEO CHAT?
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.

216
00:09:57,708 --> 00:10:00,416
WE AGREED TO DO NOTHING
TO INFLUENCE HIM.

217
00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:01,875
THAT'S THE DEAL.

218
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,875
- LADIES.
- Both: FARKLE.

219
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,333
THANKS FOR THE TEXT, MAYA.

220
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,000
I ENJOYED
THE VIDEO CHAT, RILEY.

221
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:15,708
BUT I'M GONNA NEED
SOME TIME TO MYSELF TO MAKE
THIS DIFFICULT CHOICE.

222
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,500
- AND MAYA AND I AGREED
WE WOULD DO NOTHING...
-<i>( locker opens )</i>

223
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,833
- ...TO INFLUENCE
YOUR DECISION.
- YEAH.

224
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,875
- LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND.
- ( gasps )

225
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,958
- YOU FORGOT TO SCREAM.
- THANK YOU. ( screaming )

226
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,458
AN ARIZONA
BLONDE TARANTULA.

227
00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:33,166
- WELL, OF COURSE.
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS, MAYA!

228
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,000
WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT THIS SPECIES,
IT'S THE PERFECT MATE FOR--

229
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,583
- FOR MY ORANGE
DANCING SPIDER.
- YEAH.

230
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,458
THIS IS
COMPLETELY UNFAIR.

231
00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:43,458
LOOK AT THESE TWO.
SO VASTLY DIFFERENT

232
00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:46,583
- AND YET
SO WONDERFUL TOGETHER.
- WELL, OF COURSE.

233
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:47,583
- THEY SEEM TO REALLY--
-<i>( crunches )</i>

234
00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,500
SHE BIT HIS HEAD OFF!
OH MY HEAVEN!

235
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,166
- ( kids scream )
- SHE BIT HIS HEAD OFF!

236
00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:54,125
JUST LIKE OUR LIVES
ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER.

237
00:10:55,833 --> 00:11:00,625
NO.  MAYA IS NOT
THE ONLY ONE WHO
LIKES SPIDERS, OKAY?

238
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,375
- I HAPPEN
TO LOVE THEM TOO.
- REALLY?

239
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,875
THEN YOU WOULD HAVE
NO PROBLEM IF I PUT
THIS SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD

240
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,708
- AND YOU WORE IT LIKE A HAT?
- A HAT, YOU SAY?

241
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,833
I KNOW THIS IS OUT
OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, RILEY.

242
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,458
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED
YOU WOULD DO THIS FOR ME.

243
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:22,583
YEAH, I STILL CAN'T DECIDE
WHO I'M BRINGING
TO THE BUGGIES.

244
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,583
- YOU'RE BOTH STILL EVEN.
- ( sighs )

245
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:29,000
HI, DAD, THIS SPIDER
IS LAYING HER EGGS
IN MY BRAIN.

246
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,458
YEAH, OKAY.

247
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,625
"MURRAY THE MOOSE REALIZED

248
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,875
IT IS MUCH BETTER
TO BE WHO YOU ARE

249
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,875
THAN TO PRETEND
TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE,

250
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,875
EVEN IF YOUR
FAKE BRITISH MOTHER
WANTS YOU TO BE."

251
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,375
WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?

252
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,833
IT DOESN'T
SAY THAT IN MINE.

253
00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,500
MM, YES.
WELL, PERHAPS YOU'RE
NOT THE ONLY ONE

254
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,291
WITH A WELL-REHEARSED CHILD.

255
00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,708
I STILL LIKE IT BETTER
WHEN YOU READ TO ME, MOMMY.

256
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:02,333
WHY?  MY MOMMY
NEVER READS TO ME.

257
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,416
SHE SAYS
IT MAKES ME WEAK.

258
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:05,458
OH.

259
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,416
SO THEN WHO
ACTS OUT THE PARTS

260
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:10,375
AND DOES THE VOICES
AND MAKES IT FUN?

261
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,833
YOU CAN DO THAT?

262
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:15,083
WELL, LET'S SEE.  CORY?

263
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,500
CORY?

264
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,500
OH.  YEAH, RIGHT.

265
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,708
"ONE DAY,
MURRAY THE MOOSE SAID"...

266
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,875
( deep voice )
"I'M TIRED OF BEING
A MOOSE."

267
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,166
( kids laughing )

268
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,000
"I WANNA BE A PORPOISE,
LIKE YOU, PENELOPE,

269
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,583
AND SWIM IN THE SEA."

270
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,708
( high-pitched )
"BUT, MURRAY, DO YOU
EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM?"

271
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,833
"LET'S FIND OUT!"

272
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,958
- SPLOOSH!  "OH!"
- "OOH!"

273
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:44,250
"HELP ME!
HELP ME, PENELOPE!"

274
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,625
"OKAY, I WILL GATHER
ALL OF MY OCEAN FRIENDS.

275
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:51,208
COME ON, OCEAN FRIENDS,
HELP SAVE MURRAY!"

276
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,875
"AND ALL OF THE OCEAN FRIENDS
WORKED TOGETHER

277
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,500
AND SAVED MURRAY.

278
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,000
AND PENELOPE SAID,
'OH, MURRAY,

279
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,375
WE LOVE YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE!'"

280
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,500
- I LOVE YOU, MURRAY.
- ( chuckles )

281
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,458
- SORRY, MOMMY.
- OH!

282
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,458
I LOVE YOU TOO, MURRAY!

283
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,458
( grunting )

284
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:11,458
PRIMITIVES.
LOOK AT THE TIME.
AVA, LET'S GO.

285
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,000
I LIKE IT WHEN
TOPANGA THROWS ME OUT.

286
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,583
- EXCUSE ME?
- OH, ME TOO.

287
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:23,250
- ( Judy gasps )
- Topanga and Ava: WHEE!

288
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,833
- ( Ava giggles )
- AH.

289
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,708
- ( deep voice ) GET OUT.
- ( Judy gasps )

290
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,500
- ( exhales sharply )
- SLAM THE DOOR!

291
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,166
SLA-- ( gasps )

292
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,458
"AND THEN MURRAY DECIDED

293
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,875
HE WANTED
TO BE A PENGUIN."

294
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,375
- ♪ DOO DA,
DOO DA, DOO DA, DOO! ♪
- ( kids laughing )

295
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,375
♪ DOO DA, DOO DA,
DOO DA, DOO! ♪

296
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,833
BEST BOOK CLUB EVER.

297
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,333
THANKS FOR COMING OVER
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR BIG NIGHT.

298
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,208
THIS BAY WINDOW IS
VERY SPECIAL TO ME, FARKLE,

299
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:01,250
AND I ENJOY SHARING IT
WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE
SPECIAL TO ME...

300
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,875
- LIKE YOU.
- THANK YOU.

301
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,166
I FEEL LIKE I'M SITTING
ON SACRED GROUND.

302
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,416
I MEAN, THIS IS
WHERE YOU AND MAYA SHARE
SO MANY MOMENTS TOGETHER.

303
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,583
( sighs )
TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-TEE.

304
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,000
THERE'S THAT GIGGLE I LOVE.

305
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,875
WHAT MADE YOU LAUGH
IN THAT WEIRD FAKE WAY?

306
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:19,750
WELL, I WAS JUST PICTURING YOU
AT THIS DINNER WITH MAYA.

307
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,375
I MEAN, YOU GUYS
SO DON'T BELONG TOGETHER.

308
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,375
- YOU DON'T THINK WE DO?
- NOT AT ALL.

309
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,458
- DO YOU THINK WE DO?
- I DON'T KNOW.

310
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,708
- DO YOU?
-<i>( thuds )</i>

311
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,708
IGNORE THAT BIG BIRD.

312
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,000
MY BAY WINDOW!

313
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,375
LOCKED!
HA.  LOCKED.

314
00:14:42,958 --> 00:14:44,416
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

315
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,708
YOU TRIED TO LOCK ME
OUT OF YOUR ROOM?

316
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,583
- NOT COOL.
- YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
MY ALONE TIME WITH FARKLE?

317
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,708
- NOT COOL!
- YOU'RE ACTUALLY
FIGHTING OVER ME?!

318
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,833
COOL!

319
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,708
EXCEPT YOU'RE FIGHTING
AND IT'S MY FAULT.

320
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,416
CAN EITHER OF YOU TELL ME
WHY YOU'D EVEN WANT

321
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,250
TO GO WITH ME
TO THE BUGGIE AWARDS?

322
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,708
YEAH.  WELL, I CAN
TELL YOU WHY I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED YOU BOTH.

323
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,000
I CAN'T THINK OF ONE OF YOU
WITHOUT THINKING
OF BOTH OF YOU.

324
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,000
I WITHDRAW MY OFFER.

325
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,458
I'D RATHER GO ALONE
THAN HURT MY TWO BEST FRIENDS.

326
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,000
THAT'S MY CHOICE.

327
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,875
NOT COOL.

328
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,458
Announcer:<i>LIVE...</i>

329
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,125
<i>FROM THE FABULOUS</i>
<i>CHANTICLEER HOTEL OF WEEHAWKEN,</i>

330
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:39,291
<i>IT'S THE 67th ANNUAL</i>
<i>BUGGIE AWARDS!</i>

331
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:41,458
<i>AND NOW YOUR HOST,</i>

332
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,833
<i>MISS JANE LYNCH!</i>

333
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,208
HA HA, THE BUGGIES.

334
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,333
- YUP, I'LL HOST ANYTHING.
- ( laughter )

335
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,833
OH, LOOK AT THIS CROWD.
MY GOODNESS.

336
00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:57,250
JENNIFER LAWRENCE,
LEO DiCAPRIO...

337
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,833
NOT HERE.

338
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,208
BUT LOOK WHO IS HERE,
WE'VE GOT MILTON.

339
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:05,416
HEY, KID.
AND OF COURSE SMACKLE!

340
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:08,416
- YOU.
- NO NO, YOU, LADY.
( chuckles )

341
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,583
AND WHERE IS
OUR PERENNIAL HOPEFUL?

342
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,875
OH, THERE HE IS.

343
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,625
WELL, I AM HOPING
THIS IS YOUR YEAR, KID.

344
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,000
'CAUSE I LOVE YA, FARKLE.

345
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,250
GIANT LADY.

346
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,833
( laughs )
ALL RIGHT.

347
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,833
LET'S GET TO OUR FIRST AWARD
OF THE EVENING.

348
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,750
HERE TO PRESENT THE BUGGIE
FOR BEST TERRARIUM DESIGN,

349
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,375
LIAM HEMSWORTH

350
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:34,333
AND ANNA KENDRICK'S
SCIENCE TEACHER!

351
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,875
- WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
- AWFULNESS.

352
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,750
WE'RE RUINING
THE GREATEST NIGHT
OF FARKLE'S LIFE.

353
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,416
WE ACTUALLY LET HIM
COME BETWEEN US.

354
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:53,875
- WE DID.
- HOW COULD WE EVER
FIGHT ABOUT THAT?

355
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,375
BECAUSE HE'S GREAT.

356
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,166
- SO GREAT.
- ( sighs )

357
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,875
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,

358
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:04,166
LET'S NEVER SETTLE
FOR ANYONE LESS THAN FARKLE.

359
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:17,875
WELL, IT'S BEEN A GIGGLY FUN
FIVE HOURS, HASN'T IT?

360
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,083
BEFORE WE GET
TO OUR FINAL BUGGIE AWARD

361
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,083
THIS EVENING, UMM...

362
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:27,083
A TRIBUTE TO THOSE
WE'VE LOST THIS YEAR.

363
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,000
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
-<i>( music playing )</i>

364
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,250
...IN MEMORIAM.

365
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,000
♪ SWING LOW ♪

366
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,875
<i>♪ SWEET CHARIOT ♪</i>

367
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:41,500
<i>♪ COMING FOR</i>
<i>TO CARRY ME HOME ♪</i>

368
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,416
<i>♪ SWING LOW ♪</i>

369
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,625
<i>♪ SWEET CHARIOT ♪</i>

370
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:50,166
<i>♪ COMING FOR</i>
<i>TO CARRY ME HOME ♪</i>

371
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,625
♪ I LOOKED OVER JORDAN ♪

372
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,375
<i>♪ AND I WHAT DID I SEE ♪</i>

373
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,166
<i>♪ COMING FOR</i>
<i>TO CARRY ME HOME? ♪</i>

374
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:02,208
<i>♪ A BAND OF ANGELS ♪</i>

375
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,291
<i>♪ COMING AFTER ME ♪</i>

376
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:08,500
♪ COMING FOR TO CARRY
ME HOME. ♪

377
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,583
<i>( music stops )</i>

378
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,250
- I'M GONNA MISS 'EM.
-<i>( big-band music playing )</i>

379
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,375
Man:
<i>OKAY, WE'RE OUT.</i>
<i>GOING TO COMMERCIAL.</i>

380
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,000
- FARKLE.
- SMACKLE.

381
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,125
WELL WELL,
HERE WE ARE ONCE AGAIN.

382
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,458
HOPE YOU DIDN'T WASTE
YOUR TIME WRITING A SPEECH.

383
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,458
YOU LACK MODESTY,
MY ARCHNEMESIS.

384
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,000
AND I SEE YOU LACK
A COMPANION

385
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,583
FOR THE EVENING,
MY ARCHNEMESIS.

386
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,500
ARE YOU FINALLY AVAILABLE?

387
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,208
NOT THAT I CARE.

388
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,875
IT LOOKS
AS THOUGH I MIGHT BE,

389
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,833
AND I CARE VERY MUCH.

390
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:41,250
( sighs )
IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE LIKE THIS, FARKLE.

391
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,875
YOU AND I CAN RULE
THE WORLD... TOGETHER.

392
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,500
YOU AND I?
SMACKLE, WE'RE BOTH
EVIL GENIUSES.

393
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,416
SCIENCE DICTATES
THAT LIKE FORCES REPEL.

394
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,083
OH, MY DEAR ARCHNEMESIS,

395
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,708
SCIENCE DOES NOT
DICTATE EMOTION,

396
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:59,083
NOT THAT I HAVE ANY.

397
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,583
YOUR THEORY
INTRIGUES ME, SMACKLE.

398
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,208
I'VE NEVER LOOKED
AT YOU IN THIS WAY.

399
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,500
I WILL DO THAT NOW.

400
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,083
NO, REPELLED.
I SHALL AVERT MY EYES.

401
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:12,250
- Man:<i>AND WE'RE BACK</i>
<i>IN THREE, TWO, ONE. </i>
-<i>( music plays )</i>

402
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,583
I WILL NOW PRESENT

403
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,208
THE FINAL AWARD
OF THE EVENING

404
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,208
FOR HIGH ACHIEVEMENT
IN RESEARCH.

405
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,250
AND OUR TWO FINALISTS ARE,
ONCE AGAIN,

406
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,208
SMACKLE
OF EINSTEIN ACADEMY.

407
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
HEY, WHO'S YOUR DATE
FOR THIS EVENING, SMACKLE?

408
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,125
IS THAT HANDSOME GENTLEMAN
YOUR FATHER?

409
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,750
HE'S MY UNCLE.
DADDY SAID NO.

410
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,583
SURE.

411
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,875
AND OF COURSE,
FARKLE FROM JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.

412
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,625
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
I AM ALL ALONE NOW.

413
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,416
Both:
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

414
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:53,250
WHOA!
TWO OF 'EM, HUH?

415
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,708
PLAYA!
( chuckles )

416
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,958
OKAY, THE NATIONAL
JUNIOR ENTOMOLOGY SOCIETY

417
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,208
IS PLEASED TO AWARD
THE GOLDEN BUGGIE TO...

418
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,375
( drum roll )

419
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,875
SMACKLE!

420
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,875
( applause, whistling )

421
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,583
OH.

422
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,750
THIS SHOULD BE
THE HAPPIEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE,

423
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,875
EXCEPT THESE GIRLS
OF MIDDLING INTELLECT
ARE INTERRUPTING IT.

424
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,583
OH, US?
WE'RE CANADA.

425
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,500
WE'RE HIS GREATEST
ALLIES.

426
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,875
HE SITS
RIGHT NEXT TO US...

427
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,000
AND WE'LL NEVER TAKE HIM
FOR GRANTED AGAIN.

428
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,750
Both:
♪ O CANADA ♪

429
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:40,083
♪ WE STAND ON GUARD ♪

430
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,625
♪ FOR THEE! ♪

431
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,875
♪ O CANADA ♪

432
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,500
♪ WE STAND... ♪
NAH.

433
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,833
( laughs )
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

434
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GOOD MORTON,
JOHN QUINTANEROS.

435
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:03,125
<i>It is me,</i>
<i>Siley Cashews.</i>

436
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,583
What a leak
it has been,
right, Yama?

437
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:11,125
- Somebody has
some sage trite.
- ( laughing )

438
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Any day, Flanken may
have lost his boogies,

439
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,208
but curtainly won
far tarts.

440
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UNBELIEVABLE.

441
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I THINK THEY'RE PREFECT.