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AH, THE END OF THE YEAR.
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THE WEATHER CHANGES,
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KIDS PAIR OFF,
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FIRST LOVE.
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IT AMAZES ME
HOW THE POWER OF LOVE
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SOMETIMES GUIDES
THE PERFECT COUPLES
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RIGHT INTO
EACH OTHER'S ARMS.
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AND SOMETIMES
IT DOES THAT.
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BUT IT'S STILL FIRST CRUSH
AND I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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( chuckles )
PROBABLY BECAUSE
I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
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LIKE THOSE OTHER POOR SAP,
SEVENTH-GRADE FATHERS.
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( laughs )
WAIT A MINUTE.
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( soft music playing )
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NO-OOO!
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DAD, ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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RILEY, IT'S TIME
FOR THE TALK.
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IN FRONT
OF THE WHOLE CLASS?!
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YEAH, GIVE HER THE TALK.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU KNOW.
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OKAY.
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- WHEN A DAUGHTER--
- STOP.
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EXCUSE ME.
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NOT TODAY, CHACHI.
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( grunts )
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SIR, YOU'VE KNOWN ME
ALL YEAR.
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YOU LIKE ME,
ADMIT IT.
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I DON'T WANNA.
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I'M ONE OF THE GOOD KIDS.
WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
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OKAY.
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NO-OOO!
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( trails off )
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OKAY, GUYS.
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IT'S SEVENTH-GRADE
SPRING FEVER,
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WHICH LEADS TO DATING,
WHICH LEADS TO MOVIES,
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WHICH LEADS TO POPCORN,
WHICH LEADS TO PUTTING
YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
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IN THE DARK
TOUCHING THE POPCORN,
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WHICH LEADS TO HOLDING HANDS,
WHICH LEADS TO THAT.
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OH, I AM NOT
READY FOR THIS.
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COME WITH ME.
COME HERE.
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COME ON, NO,
COME ON.
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COME WITH ME.
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RILEY, I AM BEGGING YOU,
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STAY IN NEVERLAND,
OKAY?
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NO GROWING UP.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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THE WAY I SEE IT,
I'M IN AN INTERESTING
POSITION HERE.
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HOW DO YOU FIGURE,
FARKLE?
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LET'S APPROACH THIS
AS A SCIENTIFIC EQUATION.
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YOU'RE SCARED OF LUCAS
GOING OUT WITH RILEY, RIGHT?
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( scoffs )
OH, DOES IT SHOW?
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YEAH, HE'S GOOD-LOOKING
AND ATHLETIC.
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HE'S 36!
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GIVE YOUR DAUGHTER TO ME.
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I'LL GIVE YOU FOUR OXEN
AND MY BEST MILKING COW.
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ARE YOU ACTUALLY
THINKING ABOUT THIS?
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IT'S A GOOD DEAL.
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I WILL DECIDE
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WHO I GO ON
MY FIRST DATE WITH
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AT SUCH TIME
AS SOMEBODY ASKS ME.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪
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♪ FOR A DAY ♪
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♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪
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♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪
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♪ MY HEART'S BEATING
LIKE A DRUM ♪
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♪ ON THE EDGE
OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪
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♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪
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♪ WHAT'S IT
ALL ABOUT? ♪
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♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW I CAN
WORK IT OUT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪
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♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪
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♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS,
I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪
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♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪
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♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪
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WHY DO YOU THINK
HE PUT HIS HAND BACK DOWN?
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BECAUSE YOUR DAD
WOULDN'T CALL ON HIM.
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( laughs )
AND I DON'T THINK
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HE EVER WILL AGAIN.
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( sighs )
LIFE USED TO BE SO SIMPLE, MAYA.
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WAKE UP, BRUSH MY HAIR,
EAT CEREAL,
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PICK UP THE BOWL OF CEREAL
THAT I DROPPED.
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WHEN DID ALL
OF THIS PRESSURE HAPPEN?
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BOYS HAVE IT EASY,
THEY GET TO ASK.
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GIRLS HAVE IT EASY.
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YEAH, WE GOTTA DO
ALL THE ASKING.
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ALL THEY HAVE
TO DO IS SAY NO.
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WELL, THEY COULD
SAY YES.
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THEY COULD DO THAT?
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OH YEAH, THEY WOULDN'T
LAST A DAY IN OUR SHOES--
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WAITING FOR THEM TO GET
THE COURAGE TO ASK US?
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AND THEN DOING THE VACUUMING
AND IRONING THE BABIES.
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RILEY, THIS ISN'T
THE '90s ANYMORE.
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YOU WANT SOMETHING,
YOU GO GET IT.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'RE NOT
A LITTLE BIT AFRAID OF THIS?
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- NO.
- YOU'RE SAYING THAT
IF YOU HAD FEELINGS
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FOR SOMEBODY THAT YOU
WOULDN'T BE NERVOUS?
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NO, THE ONLY THING
THAT MAKES ME NERVOUS
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IS THAT THE THING
THAT EVERYBODY WANTS
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TO HAPPEN NEVER HAPPENS
BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S TOO AFRAID
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TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS
ALWAYS AFRAID OF?
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- WHAT?
- YOU.
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- HOW COME?
- I KNOW WE'RE
GOOD FRIENDS AND ALL,
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BUT I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED
YOU A BIT OF A THREAT.
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JUST LIKE I KNOW YOU'VE
ALWAYS CONSIDERED ME
A BIT OF A THREAT.
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YEAH, YOU KEEP ME
UP AT NIGHT.
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BUT NOW I REALIZE YOU'RE
ACTUALLY THE SOLUTION
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- TO MY RILEY-MAYA DILEMMA.
- HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
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I JUST NEVER
ASKED ONE OUT
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BECAUSE I KNEW
IT WOULD BREAK
THE HEART OF THE OTHER.
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WHAT IF I ASK
ONE OF 'EM OUT?
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BYE-BYE, I GET
THE OTHER ONE.
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WHAT IF I ASK
THE OTHER ONE OUT?
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HELLO, I GET
THE FIRST ONE.
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HOW LONG YOU
WANNA DO THIS?
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WELL, THERE'S
ONLY TWO OF THEM.
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SO YOU'RE GONNA ASK
ONE OF THEM OUT?
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MAYBE I WILL...
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SOMEDAY.
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HEY, RANGER RICK.
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HEY, OTHER ONE.
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- YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?
- WHAT?
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YOU WANNA TAKE ME
TO A MOVIE
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AND PUT OUR HANDS
IN THE POPCORN
AT THE SAME TIME
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AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS,
OR WHAT?
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OKAY, YOU AND ME
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE.
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( gasps )
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- ( hisses )
- YEOW!
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BACK, TRAITOR.
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TRAITOR, ME?
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COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE
BECAUSE I ASKED LUCAS OUT?
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YOU ASKED LUCAS OUT.
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WHAT? YOU'RE UPSET?
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I'M BEYOND UPSET.
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I'M WHATEVER
THE NEXT ONE IS.
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WHAT, YOU THINK
HE'S CUTE?
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HE'S A'IGHT.
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WHAT, YOU WANTED HIM
TO ASK YOU OUT?
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MAYBE, BUT NOW YOU RUINED
MY EIGHT-YEAR PLAN.
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RILES, YOU'VE BEEN ALL GOOFY
ABOUT LUCAS
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SINCE YOU FELL INTO HIS LAP
ON THE SUBWAY.
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- YOU PUSHED ME.
- AND NOW I PUSHED HIM.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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I AM WORRIED.
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I AM WORRIED
ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP
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WHICH YOU HAVE CALLED
INTO QUESTION ON THIS DAY.
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OH, ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT
TO ASK EACH OTHER QUESTIONS?
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GO AHEAD.
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- WHY DID YOU ASK HIM?
- HOW LONG DO YOU KNOW ME?
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- WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM?
- YOU THINK I WOULD HURT YOU?
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- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
- YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE
A BIGGER PLAN?
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CAN I AT LEAST BE
YOUR MAID OF HONOR?
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OF COURSE, WHEN I MARRY
ANYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD
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- BESIDES RANGER RICK.
- ( scoffs ) WHAT?
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YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO DATE HIM AND THEN
THROW HIM AWAY?
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- HEY, WHACK JOB?
- YES.
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HE DOESN'T WANNA
GO OUT WITH ME.
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HE'S NOT GOING OUT WITH ME.
HE'S NEVER GOING OUT WITH ME.
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WELL, IF HE DOESN'T WANT
TO GO OUT WITH YOU,
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DO YOU NOT WANT ME
TO GO OUT WITH HIM?
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( sighs )
COME HERE.
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LIFE IS CHANGING,
ISN'T IT?
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YES.
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BUT THIS NEVER WILL.
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( doorbell rings )
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WHO'S THAT?
I WASN'T
EXPECTING ANYBODY.
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OH, I WAS.
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YOU.
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( mimics )
ME.
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AUGGIE'S NOT HOME.
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YEAH, I'M NOT HERE
TO SEE AUGGIE.
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RILEY'S NOT HOME EITHER.
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HI, LUCAS.
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THAT'S RIGHT, I LIED
RIGHT IN YO' FACE.
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ACTUALLY, MR. MATTHEWS,
I'M NOT HERE TO SEE HER EITHER.
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YOU'RE NOT?
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YOU'RE NOT?
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I WANT TO DO THIS
THE RIGHT WAY.
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SO FIRST, I'M HERE
TO TALK TO YOU, SIR.
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( chuckles )
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I WANT TO DO THIS
THE RIGHT WAY TOO, LUCAS.
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NO!
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MR. MATTHEWS,
WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE
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TO SPEAK TO YOU ALONE?
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- ABOUT HOMEWORK?
- NO.
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00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,208
- ABOUT A GRADE?
- NO.
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THEN THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
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AND YOU'VE COME
TO THE WRONG PLACE.
GOOD DAY.
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- ACTUALLY--
- I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.
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BUT I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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IS THIS ABOUT
A HISTORICAL EVENT?
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I CAN ONLY SPEAK TO YOU
ABOUT HISTORICAL EVENTS.
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- YES.
- WELL, THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD.
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I'M ASKING YOU PERMISSION
TO ASK OUT YOUR DAUGHTER.
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YOU TRICKED ME.
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THAT'S RIGHT, I LIED
RIGHT IN YO' FACE.
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GET HIM, TOPANGA.
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MY PLEASURE.
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LUCAS...
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YOU ARE ABOUT
THE MOST CHARMING
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YOUNG MAN
I HAVE EVER MET.
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00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,000
YEAH!
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00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:51,208
BUT AS DELIGHTED AS I AM
THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE
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YOU WOULD COME TO GET
OUR BLESSING,
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00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:55,458
- DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT RILEY IS READY--
- YES!
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( scoffs )
RILEY, BE COOL.
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YES.
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00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,166
TOPANGA, WE REALLY
NEED TO TALK.
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00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:05,875
MR. MATTHEWS,
WE REALLY NEED
TO TALK.
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GOOD, HELP ME.
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00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,000
WHEN A FATHER TURNS
A CERTAIN AGE,
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THINGS WILL START
HAPPENING TO YOU
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THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT'LL CONFUSE YOU,
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00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:15,000
BUT IT'S A MAGICAL TIME.
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SHUT UP.
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LOOK, DON'T WORRY.
THIS IS ALL NORMAL
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00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:23,125
AND IT'S JUST YOUR BODY'S
WAY OF TELLING YOU
THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN.
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LOOK, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
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00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,333
DON'T THINK OF IT
AS A DATE.
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00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,583
THINK OF IT AS
A BEAUTIFUL FANTASY WORLD
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THAT ONLY
INCLUDES THE TWO OF THEM
AND NOT YOU ANYMORE.
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I APPRECIATE YOU, MAYA.
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I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY FIERCE.
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HEY, KIDDIES.
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UNCLE BOING.
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WHOO.
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- MY BROTHER!
- MY BROTHER!
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00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,875
- HEY, I COME WITH NEWS.
- THANK YOU, I'M GOOD.
235
00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,750
I'M JOINING THE N.Y.U.
PRE-COLLEGE PROGRAM
236
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,083
SO I'LL BE HERE
ALL SUMMER.
237
00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,750
- OKAY, I'M NO GOOD.
- I GOTCHA, HONEY.
238
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,958
JOSH, WOULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
239
00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:50,250
AND EXPLAIN
TO YOUR NIECE
240
00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,875
THAT SHE IS
WAY TOO YOUNG
241
00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,333
TO GO OUT
ON HER FIRST DATE?
242
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,166
NIECE...
243
00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:59,583
WHAT KEPT YOU SO LONG?
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, GUYS.
ENJOY.
244
00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:02,000
- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
- I'LL GO THE PARTY
WITH YOU, JOSH.
245
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,583
STILL TOO OLD
FOR YOU, MAYA.
246
00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,250
THREE YEARS,
WHAT'S THREE YEARS
247
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,625
IN THE HISTORY
OF LOVE?
248
00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,125
THEY FOUND SOME
CAVEMEN FOOTPRINTS,
249
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,958
A MAN AND A WOMAN,
THEY DIDN'T KNOW
HOW OLD THEY WERE.
250
00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,208
ALL THE SCIENTISTS
COULD TELL WAS THAT
251
00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,750
THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
252
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,375
THAT WAS ALL
THAT WAS IMPORTANT.
253
00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,125
- WOW, MAYA.
- KEEP LOOKING AT ME.
254
00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:18,958
OOH, YOU KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
255
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,583
IS I HAVE MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT
256
00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,625
WITH MY CAMPUS ADVISOR
DOWNSTAIRS.
257
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,708
SO I HAVE EVERYBODY'S
PERMISSION EXCEPT MR. MATTHEWS?
258
00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,583
LUCAS, I LIKE YOU.
259
00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,000
I REALLY DO.
260
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,708
BUT DO I LOOK
LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
261
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:37,416
THAT WOULD LET HIS CHILD
GO OUT ON A DATE THIS YOUNG?
262
00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,166
I PUT A RING
ON IT.
263
00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,250
WHAT?
264
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,500
WE'RE ENGAGED.
265
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,625
OOOH, LET US TELL YOU
WHY YOU'RE NOT ENGAGED.
266
00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,416
LET ME TELL YOU
WHY WE ARE.
267
00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:55,875
SING IT, BABY.
268
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,583
♪ LOOK AT ME ♪
269
00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:02,458
♪ I'M AVA MORGENSTERN... ♪
270
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,208
♪ MATTHEWS. ♪
271
00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,750
( chuckles )
WHAT?
272
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,375
OH MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THIS RING.
273
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,875
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MI--
274
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,000
HEY!
GIVE ME THIS.
275
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,708
YEAH, IT'S AUGGIE'S
GRANDMA'S RING.
276
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,125
( scoffs )
IT'S ACTUALLY MY RING.
277
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:19,458
OH, YOU'RE NOT
AUGGIE'S GRANDMA?
278
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,875
AVA HONEY,
ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
279
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,583
YOU LOOKING AT ME
RIGHT IN MY EYES?
280
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,000
OKAY GOOD, I GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY,
281
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,875
- UGH!
- Ava: EWW!
282
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,083
GREETINGS, MATTHEWS,
I'VE COME TO ASK RILEY OUT
283
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,083
ON HER FIRST DATE
NOW THAT MAYA HAS
ASKED OUT LUCAS.
284
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,416
WHAT?
285
00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:35,458
WHY WOULD YOU
DO THAT?
286
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:36,875
BECAUSE NOBODY
DOES NOTHIN'.
287
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,958
YOU LIT
THE FIRE, HUH?
288
00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,458
SOMEBODY HAD TO PUSH
THESE TWO KIDS TOGETHER.
289
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:43,125
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY
I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FIERCE?
290
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:45,250
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY I THINK
YOU'RE PRETTY FIERCE?
291
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,375
- ( chuckles )
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
292
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,750
WHAT'S GOING ON,
FARKLE,
293
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,833
IS THAT THIS KID HERE
WANTS MY BLESSING.
294
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,583
YOU WANT IT?
295
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:54,583
I DO, SIR.
296
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,000
YOU GOT IT.
297
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,708
- REALLY?
- REALLY?
298
00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,166
- REALLY?
- REALLY?
299
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,416
BECAUSE I GOT A COW
IN THE ELEVATOR.
300
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,583
- ON ONE CONDITION.
- UH-OH.
301
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:12,125
I WANT THIS
TO BE A DOUBLE DATE.
302
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,375
OKAY?
303
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,000
IF YOU ARE GONNA
GO OUT WITH HIM,
304
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
THEN YOU...
305
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,958
ARE GONNA GO OUT
WITH HIM.
306
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,458
THAT WORKS FOR ME BECAUSE
YOU'RE RILEY OR MAYA.
307
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,458
DAD, YOU CAN'T
JUST TELL HER
308
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,208
WHO TO GO OUT WITH
ON HER FIRST DATE.
309
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,375
OH, DON'T THINK
OF IT AS A DATE, MAYA.
310
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,000
THINK OF THIS
AS A MAGICAL TIME
311
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,500
AND A JOURNEY
TO INCLUDE--
312
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,166
( blows raspberry )
313
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,208
( sighs )
314
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,958
- SO--
- YES.
315
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,000
- RILEY--
- YES.
316
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,625
- MAYA...
- I'LL FIX IT.
317
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,208
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO OUT WITH ME?
318
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:45,166
Y...AY!
319
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,333
I CAN'T
FIX THAT.
320
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,958
- SO, MAYA--
- NO.
321
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:51,833
- WOULD YOU--
- NO.
322
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:52,833
I MEAN IT, MAYA.
323
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,750
WOULD YOU WHATEVER
HE'S DOING WITH HER?
324
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,166
YEAH, FINE.
325
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,833
SO WHAT
IS YOUR PRIMARY REASON
FOR CHOOSING N.Y.U.?
326
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,583
ACADEMICS, LOCATION,
OR OTHER?
327
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,875
UH, WELL, IT WAS
ACADEMICS.
328
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,833
BUT NOW IT'S OTHER.
329
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:26,833
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D LET
FARKLE BE YOUR FIRST DATE
SO LUCAS CAN BE MINE.
330
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,833
RILES, I'M NOT GONNA LOOK
AT IT AS A FIRST DATE.
331
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,083
WE HANG OUT WITH FARKLE
ALL THE TIME.
332
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,958
THIS IS JUST...
MORE HANGING OUT.
333
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:33,583
BUT FARKLE THINKS
IT'S A DATE.
334
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,875
THEN THIS IS JUST MORE
FARKLE THINKING IT'S A DATE.
335
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,333
BUT DOES THAT MEAN
THAT MY DATE WITH LUCAS
336
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,583
ISN'T ACTUALLY A DATE?
337
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,875
NO NO, YOUR DATE
WITH LUCAS IS SERIOUS
338
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,166
RIGHT-OF-PASSAGE,
COMING-OF-AGE,
GROWING-UP STUFF.
339
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,000
SHOULD I BE SCARED?
( chuckles )
340
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,833
OF RANGER RICK?
341
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,958
SURE, HONEY, YOU BE
AS SCARED AS YOU LIKE.
342
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,000
WELL, I DON'T THINK
YOU NEED TO BE ANYWHERE
NEAR THAT SCARED.
343
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,750
- WE HAVE TO GO.
- WHY?
344
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,833
MAYA, PLEASE.
DO YOU TRUST ME?
345
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,125
MORE THAN ANYONE
IN THE WORLD.
346
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,291
THEN DON'T TURN AROUND.
347
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,416
OKAY, IF YOU SAY
NOT TO, I WON'T.
348
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:06,125
LET'S GO.
349
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,000
OH, WAIT, I FORGOT.
I'M STILL ME.
350
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,833
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BEST THING IS ABOUT
GOING OUT WITH FARKLE?
351
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,458
WHAT?
352
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,250
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
353
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,000
I WON'T GET HURT.
354
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,875
HOW DO I LOOK, MOM?
355
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,291
( sighs )
LIKE YOUR FATHER WON'T LET
YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE.
356
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,708
GOOD.
357
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,833
DO YOU REMEMBER
YOUR FIRST DATE WITH DAD?
358
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,291
OH...
359
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,875
WE WERE TWO YEARS OLD
360
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,583
AND WE PLAYED
IN THE PLAYGROUND.
361
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,875
NO, WE WERE EIGHT
AND WE CAUGHT FIREFLIES.
362
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,958
NO, WE WERE
IN SIXTH GRADE
363
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:51,333
AND WE KISSED
AGAINST THE LOCKERS.
364
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,750
NO, WE THREW SOCKS
INTO A LAUNDRY BASKET.
365
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:58,000
NO, HE FELL INTO
A LLAMA PEN AT THE ZOO.
366
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,375
NO, THAT WAS HIS FIRST
DATE WITH SHAWN.
367
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,125
WELL, I AM REALLY EXCITED
FOR MY FIRST DATE.
368
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,000
OH, WHAT GIRL
WOULDN'T BE.
369
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS THING OVER WITH.
370
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,125
- AY CHIHUAHUA.
- WHAT?
371
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,000
FOR SOMEONE
WHO DOES NOT CARE
372
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,833
YOU DO LOOK
PRETTY AY CHIHUAHUA.
373
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,125
YEAH, I JUST FIGURED
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT
374
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,500
COUNTING THIS AS
A FIRST DATE
375
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,291
IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S
A PRETTY BIG DEAL FOR FARKLE
376
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,000
SO I WANTED TO GIVE HIM
AT LEAST 84%.
377
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,375
GOOD.
378
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,333
SO YOU'RE FEELING BETTER
ABOUT MY UNCLE JOSH?
379
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,125
NO, THAT'S JUST
ANOTHER LUMP OF COAL
380
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,000
I'LL BURY DEEP
IN MY DUNGEON OF SADNESS
381
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,333
NEXT TO MY DADDY ISSUES
AND BALLERINA DREAMS.
382
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,375
MAYA, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU
DREAM OF BEING A BALLERINA.
383
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:40,500
I DON'T.
I DREAM OF BALLERINAS KICKING ME
WITH THEIR POINTY TOES
384
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,416
WHILE THEY'RE
STABBING ME IN THE FACE
WITH THEIR BUN HEADS.
385
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,583
OH.
386
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:46,750
WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT.
387
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,083
OKAY, GUYS.
388
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,000
I KNOW THAT YOU
LOVE EACH OTHER
389
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,958
AND THAT YOU PROBABLY
WANNA GET MARRIED.
390
00:15:55,958 --> 00:16:00,000
BUT I WONDER IF YOU UNDERSTAND
THE ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITIES
391
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,708
THAT GO ALONG
WITH BEING A COUPLE.
392
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,458
IT MEANS WE PUSH
ONLY EACH OTHER
ON THE SWINGS.
393
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,958
AND NEVER SHARE A CUBBY
WITH ANYBODY ELSE.
394
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,416
EVEN IF
I'M HOME SICK.
395
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,166
IT WAS ONE TIME.
396
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,625
HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA
HOLD THIS OVER MY HEAD?
397
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,625
I DON'T WANT YOU
SHARING A CUBBY
398
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,875
WITH EMMA WEATHERSBEE.
399
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,083
HER RAIN BOOTS
MEAN NOTHING TO ME.
400
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,458
NOW YOU SEE, GUYS,
401
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,833
THIS RIGHT HERE...
402
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:33,458
THIS IS WHY YOU PROBABLY
MAY NOT BE READY TO--
403
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,208
BUT IT MADE ME
FEEL BAD.
404
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:38,875
IT HURTS MY HEART
THAT IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD.
405
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,708
DO YOU,
AUGGIE DOGGIE MATTHEWS,
406
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,000
PROMISE FOR THE REST
OF OUR LIVES
407
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,333
TO NEVER MAKE ME
FEEL BAD AGAIN?
408
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,708
I DO.
409
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,458
HOLD ON.
410
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,625
AND DO YOU,
411
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,291
AVA MELANIE RUTH
ESTHER MORGENSTERN,
412
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,583
PROMISE TO CARE ABOUT ME
AND NEVER MAKE ME
FEEL BAD EITHER?
413
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,166
I DO.
414
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,750
NO, YOU DON'T.
415
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,458
WHAT WAS THAT?
416
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,708
HONEY, THE GIRLS JUST GOT READY
FOR THEIR FIRST DATE.
417
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:12,000
YOU MISSED A REAL MILESTONE
IN OUR CHILD'S LIFE.
418
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,416
OH YEAH?
419
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,416
LET ME BE THE FIRST
TO INTRODUCE YOU
420
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,166
TO MR. AND MRS.
AUGGIE DOGGIE MATTHEWS.
421
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,708
OH... THAT'S JUST--
IT'S GREAT.
422
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,625
WELL, THEN LET ME
BE THE FIRST
423
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,000
TO CARRY THE BRIDE
OVER THE THRESHOLD.
424
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,166
- WHEE!
- WHEE!
425
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:34,958
BUT--
426
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,000
HEY, THAT'S MY WIFE.
427
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,291
GO TO BED!
428
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,583
OKAY.
429
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,750
WHAT IF I GET NERVOUS
AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY?
430
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,000
FARKLE, RILEY AND MAYA
ARE OUR FRIENDS.
431
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,250
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
ALL YEAR
432
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,958
AND YOU HAVEN'T RUN OUT
OF THINGS TO SAY YET.
433
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,208
AND IF YOU DO,
I'LL BE RIGHT HERE TO--
434
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,875
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
435
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,833
OH MY GOSH,
LOOK AT MAYA.
436
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,875
SHE'S GIVING ME
LIKE 84%.
437
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,583
I EXPECTED A CAT T-SHIRT
AND SWEATPANTS,
BUT LOOK AT HER.
438
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,250
HEY MAYA, LET'S RUN
TOWARDS EACH OTHER
IN SLOW MOTION.
439
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,000
- MAYA!
- NO.
440
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,625
COME ON,
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
441
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,458
FARKLE, WHO ELSE
WOULD-- STOP.
442
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,958
- HI.
- HI.
443
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,875
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE
TOO NERVOUS TO SAY ANYTHING,
BUT I'M NOT.
444
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,375
I'M TALKING REALLY GOOD.
I'M A GOOD DAY-TALKER.
445
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,416
I'M THE BEST DAY-TALKER
THERE IS.
446
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,958
EVEN THOUGH
THIS JUST HAPPENED,
447
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:27,333
THERE ARE SOME MOMENTS
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
REMEMBER FOREVER.
448
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,583
THIS IS ONE OF 'EM.
449
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,833
I'M THE SECOND-BEST
DAY-TALKER THERE IS.
450
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,708
OH, TRAIN'S COMING.
ALL ABOARD.
451
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,125
( mimics horn )
452
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:39,000
WELL, THIS CONCLUDES
OUR TOUR OF THE N.Y.U. AREA.
453
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,833
I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY
THE SUMMER PROGRAM.
454
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,000
YEAH, AND I HOPE WE CAN
ENJOY SOME OF IT TOGETHER.
455
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,583
( chuckles )
WELL, I'M SURE
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
456
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,083
WAIT A MINUTE,
UM, I THOUGHT--
457
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,625
- WHAT?
- I THOUGHT
WE WERE KINDA--
458
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,875
WHAT?
459
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,125
GETTING ALONG.
460
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,833
I MEAN, WEREN'T YOU SMILING
A LOT AT ME AND STUFF?
461
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,958
I'M A TOUR GUIDE,
JOSH.
462
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,958
IT'S MY JOB TO BE NICE
TO HIGH SCHOOL KIDS.
463
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,875
WELL, THIS IS
PRETTY EASY SO FAR.
464
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,375
BECAUSE WE'RE
ALREADY FRIENDS.
465
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,708
LET'S ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, OKAY?
466
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:12,958
YEAH, FIRST LET'S
SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
467
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,250
OKAY.
468
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,458
I DON'T WANNA JINX THIS
BUT IT'S JUST LIKE US
469
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:18,583
HANGING OUT AT SCHOOL.
470
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,208
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
GO WRONG?
471
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,875
SOPHIE, SOPHIE,
UM...
472
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,750
I THOUGHT WE CONNECTED
PRETTY WELL.
473
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,875
I'M GONNA BE
A JUNIOR, JUNIOR.
474
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,833
I GOT A COUPLE
YEARS ON YOU, DON'T I?
475
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,291
WHAT'S THREE YEARS?
YOU THINK THREE YEARS
MATTERS AT OUR AGE?
476
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,416
YEAH, I DO.
477
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,458
MAYA?
478
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,875
SHE PULLED THAT
THREE-YEARS-OLDER THING
ON YOU, HUH?
479
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,500
( chuckles )
YEAH YEAH.
480
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,333
I REALLY PUT
MYSELF OUT THERE.
481
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,416
OH, I'M SURE
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY
IDENTIFY WITH YOUR PAIN.
482
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,708
CAVEMEN?
FOOTPRINTS?
483
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:01,958
HOLD HANDS?
484
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:03,833
- HURTS, DOESN'T IT?
- A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
485
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,166
HOW DO YOU
DEAL WITH IT?
486
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,958
WELL, ME, I'VE GOT
THIS DUNGEON OF SADNESS.
487
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,750
OH YEAH?
YOU GOT ME IN THERE?
488
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,208
OH YEAH.
YOU AND A WHOLE FLOCK
OF BALLERINAS.
489
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,083
LUCAS?
490
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,875
GO OVER THERE,
RILEY.
491
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,125
BE WITH YOUR
BEST FRIEND.
492
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,708
BUT WHAT ABOUT
OUR DATE?
493
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,958
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
494
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,458
I'M GLAD YOU WERE
MY FIRST DATE.
495
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,166
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DATE?
496
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,583
WE HAD A GOOD TIME
497
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,875
AND THEN MY BEST FRIEND
GOT ALL NEEDY.
498
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,875
YEAH, I KNOW
HOW THAT GOES.
499
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,750
THANKS FOR BEING
THERE FOR ME.
500
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,583
HEY, I'M SURE YOU'LL
MAKE IT UP TO ME SOMEDAY.
501
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,583
( doors chime )
502
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,958
HOW ABOUT NOW?
503
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,833
AGAIN?
( chuckles )
504
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,416
WHOA!
505
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,458
HI, I'M RILEY.
506
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,000
WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT YOU.
507
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,208
( laughs )
I'M LUCAS.
508
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,875
I LOVE IT.
509
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,000
YOU KNOW THOSE MOMENTS
THAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
510
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
THAT WE'RE GOING
TO REMEMBER FOREVER?
511
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,375
YEAH?
512
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,333
NOT BAD, FARKLE.
513
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,291
TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
514
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,875
OUR LITTLE GIRL WENT
ON HER FIRST DATE.
515
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,166
OUR LITTLE BOY
GOT MARRIED.
516
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,000
I SAY WE MOVE
TO FLORIDA.
517
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,625
NICE!
518
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:06,000
MINE WAS LIKE
WHEN IT'S SUMMER
519
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,291
AND THEN THE BREEZE
COMES UP
520
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:10,000
AND THEN IT RAINS
FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS
521
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,708
AND THEN EVERYTHING GLOWS
AND THERE'S A RAINBOW.
522
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,000
HOW WAS YOURS?
523
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,500
MINE WAS LIKE A SHIH TZU
GOING AFTER A CHEW TOY.
524
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:21,000
SO IT WAS A MAGICAL NIGHT
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
525
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,833
YOU REALIZE, TOPANGA,
THAT...
526
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,000
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
HAS CHANGED.
527
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,750
YOU REALIZE, MAYA,
THAT...
528
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,708
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
HAS CHANGED.
529
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:31,708
SCARED?
530
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:32,833
SCARED?
531
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:35,083
NAH.
532
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,458
I GOT YOU.
533
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,416
NO.
534
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:41,583
I GOT YOU.