1 00:00:01,583 --> 00:00:03,708 -Riley: I APOLOGIZED! -Maya: I DON'T CARE! 2 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:05,875 I APOLOGIZED LIKE 50 TIMES. 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,000 YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ME. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,875 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME SAY I'M SORRY? 5 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:09,708 ARE YOU ACTUALLY SORRY? 6 00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:10,708 NO! 7 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:12,208 OH, THIS ONE'S BAD. 8 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:13,708 IT'S RILEY AND MAYA. 9 00:00:13,708 --> 00:00:15,583 THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. 10 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,583 FINE, YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT BY ME? FABULOUS. 11 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:22,208 I WILL NOT STINK UP THE INTEGRITY OF OUR BAY WINDOW 12 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:24,125 WITH THIS RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT. 13 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,291 YOU COME HERE AND STINK IT UP RIGHT NOW. 14 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,000 NO, THIS ONE'S REALLY BAD. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,708 IT'LL GO AWAY. 16 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,708 THEY'RE GONNA MARRY EACH OTHER. 17 00:00:35,375 --> 00:00:37,208 Maya: YOU STOOD UP FOR LUCAS AND NOT ME! 18 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:38,625 I'M NOT STANDING UP FOR HIM. 19 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:39,833 YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE WITH HIM. 20 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:42,416 WELL, WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, HE WASN'T WRONG. 21 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:43,458 WHO CARES? 22 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,000 OH, RIGHT AND WRONG DON'T MATTER NOW? 23 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,875 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS YOU AND ME. 24 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:48,375 WHEN HAVE I EVER NOT STOOD UP FOR YOU? 25 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,416 WHEN I'M WRONG! 26 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,458 YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG! 27 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:51,458 (gasps) 28 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:53,250 OR YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. WHO CARES? 29 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,375 I DON'T LISTEN, I JUST STICK UP FOR YOU AUTOMATICALLY. 30 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,000 OOH, CHICK FIGHT! 31 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:01,166 CHICK FIGHT RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 32 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:04,166 ONE DOLLAR TO SEE THE SHOCKER BY THE LOCKERS. 33 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:08,083 BROUGHT TO YOU BY ZAY BABINEAUX ENTERPRISES. 34 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,750 I'M NOT GONNA BE THE CAUSE OF THIS. 35 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:11,833 TOO LATE, HUCKLEBERRY. 36 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,291 (chuckles) HUCKLEBERRY. 37 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:15,750 YOU KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED, MAYA? 38 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,416 ALL YOU DO IS CALL ME NAMES. 39 00:01:17,416 --> 00:01:18,750 I FINALLY STRUCK BACK ONCE. 40 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,750 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, WHO I WILL DEAL WITH LATER. 41 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,833 Boys: YEE. 42 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,625 THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE SHE STUCK UP FOR YOU. 43 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:25,708 I DIDN'T STICK UP FOR HIM. 44 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:26,833 YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE WITH HIM. 45 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:28,416 HOW COULD SHE DISAGREE WITH HIM, HE'S RIGHT? 46 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:29,833 -YOU'RE NEXT! -I WANT TO BE FIRST. 47 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,458 Both: YEE. 48 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,125 HE IS RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 49 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:37,625 WHY DOES THAT MEAN SO MUCH TO EVERYBODY? 50 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:40,208 WHEN BEING RIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING FRIENDS... 51 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:42,833 THEN THAT'S THE END OF BEING FRIENDS. 52 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,625 (bell rings) 53 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,291 YEAH, NO CHANCE. 54 00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,833 IS THIS STILL GOING ON? 55 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:00,833 LOOK AT 'EM! 56 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:03,166 YOWZAS! 57 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,625 I'M MOVING MY SEAT. 58 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,708 YEAH, YOU JUST DO THAT. 59 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:09,750 MR. FRIAR? 60 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,458 I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 61 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:13,000 I FINALLY CALLED HER A NAME. 62 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,375 SHE'S CALLED ME A THOUSAND NAMES. 63 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,500 I CALLED HER ONE NAME. 64 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,500 MOVE. 65 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:21,458 DO IT. 66 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,458 HE'S UNDER MY PROTECTION. 67 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:26,708 YOU WANT TO TANGLE WITH ME? 68 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:27,708 NOT YET. 69 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 MOVE. 70 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:35,583 (giggles) 71 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,625 WHY DIDN'T YOU DISAGREE WITH HIM, RILEY? 72 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,333 MAYA, HOW CAN I DISAGREE WITH WHAT HE SAID 73 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,333 IF WHAT HE SAID WAS TRUE? 74 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,833 IN LIFE, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS 75 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:54,000 SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE WHO WILL BE THERE FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 76 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,958 WHAT HE SAID IS TRUE! 77 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,250 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! 78 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,291 THEN I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! 79 00:02:58,291 --> 00:02:59,875 WELL, THAT'S THE WAY IT WOULD WORK, WOULDN'T IT? 80 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,291 NOT THE WAY WE'RE DOING IT. 81 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:04,458 OKAY, DARLINGS. 82 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:07,125 IF EVERYONE WILL FOCUS THEIR ATTENTION TO THE FRONT OF THE ROOM... 83 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,625 WAR. 84 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,708 WORLD WARS CAN BEGIN WITH A SINGLE GUNSHOT. 85 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:17,458 AND WARS BETWEEN FRIENDS CAN ALSO BEGIN WITH AN ISOLATED EVENT. 86 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,875 ONE TIME IN COLLEGE, 87 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:20,458 ALL MY FRIENDS HAD A WAR, 88 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:21,708 AND IT WAS GREAT... 89 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,958 UNTIL IT WASN'T. 90 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:25,458 I WON'T LET IT COME TO THAT, MR. MATTHEWS. 91 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:26,500 NEITHER WILL I. 92 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,833 -MAYA? -WHAT? 93 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,833 LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU. 94 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:30,750 YOU'RE PATHETIC AT THIS. 95 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,875 WELL, WE'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 96 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:38,875 SORRY, GUYS, BUT I THINK THIS IS GONNA TAKE SOMEONE A LITTLE BETTER AT THIS THAN US. 97 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:42,458 THIS IS GONNA TAKE SOMEONE WITH A VERY UNIQUE SET OF SKILLS. 98 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:44,083 THIS IS GONNA TAKE... 99 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,833 (bangs on door, scratching) 100 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:49,875 (scratching stops) 101 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,500 (scratching resumes) 102 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:23,583 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. 103 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,708 (shouts) STRANGER! 104 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:35,750 BAH! 105 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:38,750 BAH BAH! 106 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:43,000 (vocalizes fanfare) 107 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:49,708 (continues vocalizing) 108 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,458 Eric: OKAY! 109 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,750 (theme music playing) 110 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,958 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪ 111 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:01,291 ♪ FOR A DAY ♪ STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 112 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:02,333 ♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪ 113 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,875 ♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪ 114 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:06,625 ♪ MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A DRUM ♪ 115 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:08,083 ♪ ON THE EDGE ♪ 116 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,583 ♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪ 117 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:13,458 ♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪ 118 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:14,583 ♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪ 119 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:16,750 ♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪ 120 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:17,833 ♪ BUT I KNOW ♪ 121 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:18,583 ♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪ 122 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,000 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪ 123 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,833 ♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪ 124 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,458 ♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪ 125 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,958 ♪ I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 126 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,583 ♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS ♪ 127 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,416 ♪ I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪ 128 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:32,208 ♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪ 129 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:35,291 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 130 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:38,333 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 131 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,833 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 132 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:42,333 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 133 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,875 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪ 134 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,125 RILEY! 135 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,166 WHY'D YOU BLOW THE WHISTLE? 136 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:51,166 CAVEMAN! 137 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,583 HONEY, IT'S NOT A CAVEMAN. 138 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:55,833 IT'S YOUR UNCLE ERIC. 139 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:58,250 OKAY, IT'S A CAVEMAN. 140 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,375 HONEY, REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR UNCLE ERIC, 141 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:01,625 SAME RULES WE TOLD YOU AT THE ZOO. 142 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:03,166 DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE, DON'T FEED HIM, 143 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,083 AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT CALL HIM KOKO. 144 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,291 OKAY, GIRLS. HERE WE GO. 145 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,375 AH, YOU MISSED THE WHOLE PARADE. 146 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,833 MY BROTHER! 147 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,708 MY BROTHER! 148 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:18,708 (both chuckle) 149 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,000 HEY, ERIC. 150 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,291 'PANGERS! YOU'RE STILL HERE? 151 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:25,416 -YEAH. -HEY. 152 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:28,958 HELLO, NICHE. 153 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,416 UNCLE ERIC. 154 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:31,750 LITTLE 'PANGERS! 155 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,458 UNCLE ERIC! 156 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:37,458 OH! OH! IT'S COUSIN AUGGIE! 157 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,250 HEY! 158 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,708 HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY? 159 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,458 UNCLE ERIC, HOW COME YOU LOOK LIKE THIS? 160 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,416 BECAUSE THEY ELECTED HIM MAYOR. 161 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:47,458 WHO WOULD DO THAT? 162 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:49,125 THE GOOD PEOPLE OF STUPIDTOWN. 163 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:52,750 IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED STUPIDTOWN! 164 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:53,833 HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED? 165 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,416 ST. UPID TOWN. 166 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,708 OH. 167 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,708 HOW ST. UPID OF ME. 168 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,583 I DON'T GET IT! 169 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:07,000 AND YOU'RE THE MAYOR OF ST. UPID TOWN? 170 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,208 YES! I WAS ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE. 171 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:11,875 SEE, AFTER THE LANDSLIDE, EVERYBODY THAT WASN'T KILLED VOTED FOR ME. 172 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:16,125 IT'S A LOVELY LITTLE VILLAGE RIGHT ON THE BORDER OF NEW YORK AND FRANCE. 173 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,958 NEW YORK DOESN'T EVEN BORDER FRANCE. 174 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:19,000 IT BORDERS CANADA. 175 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,750 WELL, THEN WHY DO THEY SPEAK FRENCH? 176 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,583 WHY DON'T THEY SPEAK CANADAHOO? 177 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:25,958 IT'S QUEBEC. 178 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:27,583 -THE JEOPARDY GUY? -NO. 179 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,416 WHO IS THE JEOPARDY GUY? 180 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,458 NO. 181 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:31,458 (chuckles) 182 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,083 YOU HAVE A STUPID NAME. 183 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:37,333 NO, SEE I LOOK LIKE THIS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THIS. 184 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,083 WHEN THEY ELECTED ME MAYOR OF THEM, 185 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,708 I WANTED THEM TO KNOW THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM. 186 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,458 I MEAN, PEOPLE GO NUTS FOR THE WAY I LOOK. 187 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:44,166 DO PEOPLE GO NUTS FOR THE WAY YOU LOOK? 188 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,958 I WORE HIGH-HEELS ONCE. 189 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:47,875 PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED. 190 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,000 YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. 191 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,583 IT TAKES AWAY YOUR VULNERABILITY. 192 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,166 WELL, WE KNOW THAT NOW. 193 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:55,291 ANYHOO, I'VE BEEN SUMMONED. 194 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:56,708 WHY HAVE I BEEN BROUGHT TO HERE? 195 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,750 BECAUSE CORY THINKS WHEN IT COMES TO HELPING PEOPLE, 196 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,583 YOU SOMEHOW TURN INTO A GENIUS. 197 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,583 I'M IN A FIGHT WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 198 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,583 THERE WILL BE NO LOSING FRIENDS. 199 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,625 LOSE ONE FRIEND, 200 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,166 LOSE ALL FRIENDS. 201 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:10,958 LOSE YOURSELF. 202 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,291 THAT'S GENIUS! 203 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:16,333 I TOLD YOU. 204 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:17,833 HAVE FAITH IN HIM. 205 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:20,333 THEY DIDN'T ELECT YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT. 206 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,625 NO, THEY ELECTED ME BECAUSE PEOPLE TRUST ME ON THEIR ISSUES. 207 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:25,000 I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS. 208 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,708 EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME! 209 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,083 OW! 210 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:41,333 I CALLED IN MY BROTHER TO HELP 211 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,750 BECAUSE NO ONE HERE WANTS TO SEE YOUR BATTLE 212 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:44,833 BECOME A WAR. 213 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,250 AND ERIC'S REALLY GOOD AT THIS, 214 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,833 BECAUSE YOU WANNA BELIEVE THAT EVERYBODY HAS TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING. 215 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:51,708 THANK YOU, TUBA. 216 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,375 ERIC'S ALSO GOOD AT THIS BECAUSE HE COMPLETELY KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE. 217 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,208 RIGHT. 218 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,583 NOW... 219 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,875 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RILEY'S FRIEND, MOESHA? 220 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,458 IT'S MAYA. 221 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,500 OH, OKAY. 222 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,833 SO, WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING ABOUT? 223 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 SHE DIDN'T TAKE MY SIDE. 224 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,416 I COULDN'T TAKE HER SIDE 225 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:17,708 BASED ON WHAT WAS SAID, WHICH IS THE PROBLEM 226 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:20,416 WITH THIS WHOLE THING, BECAUSE MAYA IS MAKING TOO BIG OF A DEAL 227 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:21,750 OF WHAT WAS SAID. 228 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,708 UH-HUH, OKAY. OKAY. 229 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,291 NOW, WHICH ONE WAS SHE? 230 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:32,708 SHE'S THE ONE WHO USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. 231 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,500 OH, I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR BEST FRIEND 232 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,708 IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PERSON YOU STAND UP FOR IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. 233 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,250 OKAY... (speaks gibberish) 234 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,250 LOOK... LISTEN, RILEY. 235 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,833 (sighs) LOOK, 236 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,833 IN MARGIE'S POINT OF VIEW... 237 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,708 RIGHT AND WRONG DON'T MATTER. 238 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:49,000 THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FRIENDSHIP. 239 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,708 I JUST CAN'T SIDE WITH HER THIS TIME. 240 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,833 THIS TIME WE JUST CAN'T GO INTO CANDY CANE WORLD. 241 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,708 WE CAN'T JUST GO SKIPPING OVER THE RAINBOW BRIDGE 242 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,250 WITH OUR UNDERWEAR ON OUR HEAD. 243 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,708 YEAH. YEAH, I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 244 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,250 WHEN A REAL FRIEND COMES INTO YOUR LIFE, I MEAN... 245 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,875 IF ONE TRUE FRIEND COMES THROUGH THIS WINDOW, 246 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,208 THEN SOMETIMES TO PROTECT THE FRIENDSHIP, 247 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,416 THEN RIGHT AND WRONG, THEY HAVE TO GO OUT THE WINDOW. 248 00:10:11,416 --> 00:10:12,500 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 249 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,291 Both: NO. 250 00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:17,875 HONEY, I THINK ERIC'S EMPLOYING A BROAD-BASED CONCEPT OF VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP 251 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:18,958 TAKING PRIORITY-- 252 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,708 I'M SORRY, ARE YOU EXPLAINING SOMETHING TO ME? 253 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,375 NO. 254 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,458 -YO, BOZO. -YES? 255 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:31,208 A TRUE FRIEND ALWAYS LETS HER FRIEND KNOW WHAT SHE IS REALLY THINKING. 256 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,125 THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP. 257 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,833 IS THERE ANYBODY HERE WHO COULD POSSIBLY DISAGREE WITH THAT? 258 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,000 WELL, I THINK WHAT ERIC'S TRYING-- 259 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,125 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 260 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,000 YEAH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH THERE, TOMATO? 261 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,833 UM, WHEN I FINALLY HEAR WHAT THIS ARGUMENT IS ABOUT, 262 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,083 AND I FIX IT ALL UP IN LIKE ONE SECOND. 263 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,125 YEAH, OKAY, MALALA, COME HERE. 264 00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,166 NOW, I NEED YOU TO TELL US WHAT THIS FIGHT IS ABOUT, SO I CAN FIX IT. 265 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:03,958 LUCAS CALLED ME SHORT. 266 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,708 FIX IT. 267 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,458 YEAH, I CAN'T FIX THAT. 268 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,416 ERIC, I BROUGHT YOU IN 269 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:14,375 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO CAN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE. 270 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,333 YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER. 271 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,458 FIX IT. 272 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:25,708 (grunts) 273 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,875 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. STAY A HOBBIT. 274 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,000 I'LL JUST FIX THIS ONE. 275 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,375 (grunts) 276 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,458 OKAY, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING IF NO ONE'S GONNA HELP. 277 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,000 LUCAS CALLED ME A SHORT LITTLE STACK OF PANCAKES, 278 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,833 AND RILEY DIDN'T SAY I WASN'T. 279 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,625 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHORT LITTLE STACK OF PANCAKES. 280 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,833 OH, BOY. 281 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,708 I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GROW ANYMORE. 282 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,375 I MIGHT BE DONE, TOO. 283 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,000 WHAT ARE THE PRIMARY CAUSES OF WAR? 284 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,583 YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I'M-- 285 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:32,875 NOT NOW. 286 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,708 FREEDOM. 287 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,166 -RELIGION. -PANCAKES. 288 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,208 YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY... 289 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,416 -NOT NOW! -AH... 290 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN? 291 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,875 -WE'RE AT WAR, RILEY. -WHY? 292 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:50,291 BECAUSE WHEN I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO DEFEND ME, I FELT AT PEACE. 293 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,416 NOW, I'M NOT AT PEACE. 294 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,708 MAYA, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS? 295 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,208 BECAUSE EVEN IF I AM SHORT, 296 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,750 I NEVER FELT LIKE I WAS UNTIL YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE. 297 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:03,125 IN ANY WAR, THE IMMEDIATE DANGER IS ESCALATION TO OTHER COUNTRIES. 298 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,625 IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS ABOUT RILEY AND MAYA. 299 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:05,708 HOW COULD IT ESCAL-- 300 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,500 I GET IT NOW. 301 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,000 RIGHT. SO, IN ORDER TO AVOID THAT, 302 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,333 THE NEXT STEP WOULD BE TO BRING IN A MEDIATING BODY, LIKE THE UNITED NATIONS. 303 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,458 BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, THEY SAID NO, 304 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:25,875 SO I'VE DECIDED TO BRING IN A RESPECTED INTELLECT FROM THE NORTH. 305 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,583 (whispers) NOW, ERIC! 306 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,458 OWW! 307 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,458 NOW, WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY? 308 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,875 Kids: YOU MAY WONDER WHAT IT IS 309 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:49,875 YEAH? 310 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,708 Kids: ...I'M DOING HERE. 311 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,333 UH-HUH. 312 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,166 WHO IS THIS GUY? 313 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:59,583 WELL, THIS GUY IS MY BROTHER ERIC, 314 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,000 AND, TO BE HONEST, THERE'S NO ONE THAT I TRUST MORE 315 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,708 WHEN IT COMES TO THE ART OF MEDIATION. 316 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,000 MEDIATION. 317 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,166 SITTING CROSS-LEGGED GOING OHM... 318 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,875 ...MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME. 319 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,250 RIGHT, SO, IT'S CERTAINLY NO SECRET THAT WAR HAS BROKEN OUT AMONG US. 320 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,250 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE AN INTERESTING LESSON FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE 321 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,750 HOW RATIONAL AND CARING PEOPLE CAN BRING WAR TO AN END. 322 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,000 DAD, ARE YOU SURE? 323 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,708 YEAH. HE'S GOT THIS. 324 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,208 UH, ERIC, ERIC? 325 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,208 YOU DO HAVE THIS, RIGHT? I MEAN... 326 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,083 I KNOW WE MESS AROUND A LOT, BUT THE STAKES ARE KIND OF HIGH ON THIS ONE. 327 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,708 LOOK, I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN ME. 328 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,625 -MY BROTHER. -MY BROTHER. 329 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,625 OKAY, I NEED THERE TO BE AS MANY PEOPLE AROUND AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS. 330 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:01,708 WHY? 331 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,708 WELL, AS MAYOR, I'M AROUND OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 332 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,375 WHEN YOU BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THEM, YOU GET THAT EVERYBODY HAS THE SAME THING IN COMMON. 333 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,708 NOW, HERE WE HAVE TWO FRIENDS AT WAR. 334 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,083 WHY? 335 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,583 WHO FIRED THE FIRST SHOT? 336 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,875 I CALLED MAYA A SHORT STACK OF PANCAKES. 337 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,708 OKAY, NOW WAS THAT REALLY THE FIRST SHOT, OR DID MAYA CALL YOU ANYTHING 338 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:20,875 TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT TO HER? 339 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,458 SHE CALLED ME "HUCKLEBERRY." 340 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,458 THERE'S ALSO A POSSIBILITY I MAY HAVE CALLED HIM "RANGER RICK" ONCE. 341 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,625 ONCE? 342 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,875 OH, YEAH, "RANGER ROY" ONCE, "RANGER RICK" IS EVERY DAY. 343 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,083 OH, DON'T FORGET ABOUT "BUCKY McBOING-BOING." 344 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,875 OH, THAT WAS A FUN DAY. 345 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,125 OH, AND SHE COMES UP TO MY FACE AND GOES, 346 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,458 -HA... -HURR... 347 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,958 LIKE IT'S THE WAY I TALK. 348 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:42,000 OH. OKAY, NOW WHY DO YOU DO THAT? 349 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,291 BECAUSE HE LETS ME. 350 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,291 OH. WELL, WHY DO YOU LET HER? 351 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,333 YEAH, I'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT MYSELF. 352 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,166 AND ALL HE DO IS CALL YOU A SHORT STACK OF PANCAKES, AND YOU'RE MAD AT HIM? 353 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,166 I'M NOT MAD AT HIM. I'M MAD AT HER. 354 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,875 I'M SORRY, MAYA, BUT HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DEFEND YOU FROM HOW TALL YOU ARE? 355 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,708 THE SAME WAY I DEFEND YOU FROM HOW TALL YOU ARE. 356 00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,708 WHAT? 357 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,500 LET'S SAY SOMEBODY HERE CALLED YOU... 358 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,208 I DON'T KNOW, "RILEY SUPERKLUTZ." 359 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,708 WHAT? 360 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,000 IT'S OKAY, RILEY. 361 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,708 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU GOT THESE BIG OLD GAWKY LEGS AND ARMS 362 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,708 THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY IN SUCH GOOD CONTROL OF YET. 363 00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:14,500 SO, MAYBE SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WALK AROUND SO GOOD. 364 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,583 DO I DO THAT A LOT? 365 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,625 NO, BUT SOMETIMES YOU DO THIS. 366 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:18,833 (laughing) 367 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,458 HEY! NOBODY LAUGHS AT HER BUT ME. 368 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:29,375 I'VE NEVER ONCE HEARD ANYBODY CALL ME "RILEY SUPERKLUTZ." 369 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,000 BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS HAD YOUR BACK. 370 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,125 THAT'S HOW YOU ALL SEE ME? 371 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,583 Kids: YEAH. 372 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,333 OKAY, WELL, THAT KIND OF HURTS. 373 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,708 WHY DOES IT HURT? 374 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,000 BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, RILEY. 375 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,500 SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE ABOUT US. 376 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,458 BUT, YOU DEFENDED ME? 377 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,958 OF COURSE I DEFENDED YOU. 378 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,583 EVEN WHEN IT WAS TRUE? 379 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,750 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 380 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,750 WHY? 381 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,000 WHY WHAT? 382 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,208 WHY DOESN'T IT MATTER? 383 00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:58,750 'CAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. 384 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,083 -I CAN'T HEAR YOU. -BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS! 385 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,833 I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU. SOMETHING'S WRONG! 386 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,166 THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS, ERIC. 387 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,750 THEY REALIZE THAT. 388 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,333 YOU DID IT. 389 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,458 NO. 390 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,583 NO? 391 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,708 NO, WE KNEW THAT ALREADY. 392 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,208 THAT'S NOT IT. 393 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,875 THIS GOES DEEPER. 394 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,625 DO YOU THINK I'M A SUPERKLUTZ? 395 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,291 YEAH. 396 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,625 DO YOU THINK I'M SUPER SHORT? 397 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,625 I THINK YOU'RE REGULAR SHORT. 398 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,125 THANKS. 399 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,708 SO, YOU KNEW THAT EVERYBODY WAS CALLING ME THIS, BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? 400 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,583 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 401 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,875 WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK. 402 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,875 I'D JOIN YOU, BUT I'M ALREADY DOWN HERE. 403 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,500 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOES DEEPER THAN THAT? 404 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,708 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER ADMITTED THIS BEFORE, 405 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,208 BUT SOMETIMES I WONDER IF MY DESIRE FOR WORLD DOMINATION 406 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,958 ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEEP DOWN FEELING LIKE I'M SQUEAKY THE MOUSE. 407 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,500 WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT? 408 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,708 -YOU DO. -HOW? 409 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,708 JUST BY BEING ALIVE, YOU FREAK! 410 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,333 I'M A FREAK? 411 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,375 LOOK AT YOU! 412 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:12,208 LOOK AT YOUR FREAK FACE, AND YOUR FREAK HAIR. YOU MAKE ME SICK! 413 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,625 HEY, YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? 414 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,458 YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING ME EVERY DAY? 415 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,708 (in unison) SHUT UP! 416 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,958 YEAH, OKAY. 417 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,250 ONE DOLLAR TO LOOK AT THE FREAK. 418 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,208 OH, BE QUIET, FLAT BUTT. 419 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,583 WHAT? 420 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,875 REALLY? I HAD NO IDEA. 421 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,458 YOU GOT THIS? 422 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,833 YEAH, THE PEOPLE ELECTED ME MAYOR BECAUSE THEY TRUST ME WITH THEIR ISSUES. 423 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,083 YOU MEAN POLITICAL ISSUES? 424 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,333 NOPE. DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE. 425 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,875 NO, THEY TRUST ME WITH THEIR PEOPLE ISSUES, 426 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,083 WHICH, IT TURNS OUT EVERYBODY HAS, 427 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,708 AND THEY ALL SEEM TO SHOW UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 428 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,583 THE ENEMY'S NOT EACH OTHER, GUYS. 429 00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,750 YOU'RE ALL GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING. 430 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,250 IT'S PART OF GROWING UP. 431 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,166 I'M A KLUTZ. 432 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,416 I'M A PANCAKE. 433 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,166 -SQUEAK. -FREAK. 434 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,083 THAT'S WHY IT HURTS TO SIT. 435 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,458 WELL, WHAT A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS WE ARE. 436 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,250 GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET USED TO GOING THROUGH LIFE LOOKING UP AT PEOPLE, 437 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,416 AND PEOPLE LOOKING DOWN AT ME. 438 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,083 AND I'M JUST GOING TO SIT HERE AND NEVER MOVE. 439 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,000 I THINK IT'S ABOUT GOING THROUGH LIFE WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE, GIRLS. 440 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,583 I MEAN, I THINK WE NEED TO RECOGNIZE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE, 441 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,708 NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. 442 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:42,291 BECAUSE IT'S ONLY OUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD AND TO EACH OTHER 443 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,750 THAT GIVES US ANY REAL STATURE. 444 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,500 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. EVERYBODY LOOKS UP TO YOU. 445 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,583 BECAUSE YOU'RE THIS BRILLIANT, STRONG, AMAZON WARRIOR. 446 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,875 OH, REALLY? 447 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,000 WHOA, YOU'RE A SHRIMP. 448 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,291 YEAH. 449 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,708 -YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS? -YEAH. 450 00:19:57,708 --> 00:20:00,416 -YOU'RE NOT JUST DOING THIS FOR ME? -NO, MAYA, THIS IS ME. 451 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,291 BUT, YOU'RE THE FIERCEST WOMAN I KNOW. 452 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,708 AND SO ARE YOU. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 453 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,625 HONEY, A COUPLE OF SHORT STACKS OF PANCAKES LIKE US CAN DO JUST FINE. 454 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,708 AND A SUPERKLUTZ! 455 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,750 -WHOA! -UGH... 456 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,083 YOU FEELING ANY BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF? 457 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,458 YEAH. 458 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,833 HOW ABOUT YOU, RILEY? 459 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,416 YEAH, SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS. 460 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,166 -MAYA? -RILES? 461 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,708 I THINK WHEN THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OF PEOPLE OUT THERE 462 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,708 WHO MIGHT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE 463 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,250 OR THE WAY YOU LOOK, 464 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:38,375 IT'S AREAL GOOD IDEA TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO WILL DEFEND YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 465 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,708 I'M THAT FROM NOW ON. 466 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:42,708 THANK YOU, RILEY. 467 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,625 YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU FIERCE AMAZON WARRIOR. 468 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,250 YOU KNOW, IF YOU JUST LET ME MESS YOU UP A LITTLE BIT, 469 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,291 I THINK YOU'D BE A LOT MORE RELATABLE TO PEOPLE. 470 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,208 OKAY, GO AHEAD. 471 00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,875 OKAY? 472 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,750 HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU BETTER? 473 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,875 SERIOUSLY, DOES IT NOT HURT ANYONE ELSE TO SIT? 474 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,708 I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, ERIC. 475 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:12,500 PEOPLE WHO UNDERESTIMATE YOU ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 476 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,125 CORY WAS RIGHT TO HAVE FAITH IN YOU. 477 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,458 YOU REALLY ARE A MATURE, NORMAL HUMAN BEING. 478 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,125 I AM NOT! 479 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:21,875 NEVER MIND. 480 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,875 WHOA, WHAT'S THAT? 481 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,708 THAT'S MY UNCLE ERIC, 482 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,583 MAYOR. 483 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,708 HE'S GREAT WITH THE ISSUES. 484 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,708 THE PEOPLE IN FRANCE ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 485 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,583 YEAH, I GOTTA SAY, YOU DID REALLY WELL FOR US. 486 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,875 THANK YOU, MORDECAI. 487 00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,208 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE. 488 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,833 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD? 489 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,875 WORLD, YOU SAY? 490 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:49,083 YEAH, UH, FORTUNATELY, THE WORLD HAS PROTECTIVE MECHANISMS IN PLACE 491 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,625 THAT WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN. 492 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,833 YES. FORTUNATELY. 493 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,458 SCANDAL ROCKS WASHINGTON TODAY, 494 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,750 AS JEFFERSON DAVIS GRAHAM, LONG-TIME SENATOR FROM NEW YORK 495 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,291 DID SOMETHING SO INCREDIBLY STUPID, 496 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:12,166 HIS CHANCE AT RE-ELECTION IS, LIKE, ZERO. 497 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,458 UNLESS THEY CAN SOMEHOW PULL AN EVEN BIGGER BLOCKHEAD OUT OF THE WOODS 498 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,583 TO RUN AGAINST HIM. 499 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,708 BUT, EVEN IN AMERICAN POLITICS, THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN. 500 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,458 We'll be back after this with sports and weather. 501 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,583 FACE IT, WE'RE FINISHED. 502 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,625 THERE ISN'T A GUY IN THE UNIVERSE 503 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,625 COULDN'T BEAT OUR CANDIDATE RIGHT NOW. 504 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,708 TOO GOOD. WINNER. 505 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:34,375 OH, HE BEATS US. SHE BEATS US. 506 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,583 WHOA! 507 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,833 LOOKIE HERE, CHESTER.