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-Riley: I APOLOGIZED!
-Maya: I DON'T CARE!
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I APOLOGIZED LIKE 50 TIMES.
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YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ME.
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HOW MANY TIMES
ARE YOU GONNA MAKE
ME SAY I'M SORRY?
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ARE YOU ACTUALLY SORRY?
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NO!
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OH, THIS ONE'S BAD.
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IT'S RILEY AND MAYA.
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THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
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FINE, YOU DON'T
WANT TO SIT BY ME?
FABULOUS.
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I WILL NOT STINK UP
THE INTEGRITY OF
OUR BAY WINDOW
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WITH THIS RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT.
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YOU COME HERE
AND STINK IT UP
RIGHT NOW.
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NO, THIS ONE'S REALLY BAD.
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IT'LL GO AWAY.
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THEY'RE GONNA
MARRY EACH OTHER.
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Maya:
YOU STOOD UP
FOR LUCAS AND NOT ME!
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I'M NOT STANDING UP FOR HIM.
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YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE WITH HIM.
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WELL, WHEN YOU REALLY
THINK ABOUT IT, HE WASN'T WRONG.
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WHO CARES?
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OH, RIGHT AND WRONG
DON'T MATTER NOW?
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THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
IS YOU AND ME.
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WHEN HAVE I EVER
NOT STOOD UP FOR YOU?
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WHEN I'M WRONG!
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YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG!
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(gasps)
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OR YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
WHO CARES?
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I DON'T LISTEN, I JUST
STICK UP FOR YOU
AUTOMATICALLY.
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OOH, CHICK FIGHT!
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CHICK FIGHT RIGHT HERE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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ONE DOLLAR TO SEE
THE SHOCKER BY THE LOCKERS.
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY
ZAY BABINEAUX ENTERPRISES.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE
THE CAUSE OF THIS.
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TOO LATE, HUCKLEBERRY.
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(chuckles) HUCKLEBERRY.
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YOU KNOW WHY
IT HAPPENED, MAYA?
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ALL YOU DO IS CALL ME NAMES.
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I FINALLY STRUCK BACK ONCE.
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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU, WHO I WILL
DEAL WITH LATER.
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Boys: YEE.
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THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE
SHE STUCK UP FOR YOU.
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I DIDN'T STICK UP FOR HIM.
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YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE WITH HIM.
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HOW COULD SHE DISAGREE
WITH HIM, HE'S RIGHT?
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-YOU'RE NEXT!
-I WANT TO BE FIRST.
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Both: YEE.
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HE IS RIGHT, YOU KNOW.
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WHY DOES THAT MEAN
SO MUCH TO EVERYBODY?
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WHEN BEING RIGHT
IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN BEING FRIENDS...
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THEN THAT'S THE END
OF BEING FRIENDS.
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(bell rings)
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YEAH, NO CHANCE.
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IS THIS STILL
GOING ON?
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LOOK AT 'EM!
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YOWZAS!
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I'M MOVING MY SEAT.
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YEAH, YOU JUST DO THAT.
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MR. FRIAR?
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I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.
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I FINALLY CALLED HER
A NAME.
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SHE'S CALLED ME
A THOUSAND NAMES.
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I CALLED HER ONE NAME.
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MOVE.
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DO IT.
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HE'S UNDER MY PROTECTION.
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YOU WANT TO TANGLE WITH ME?
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NOT YET.
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MOVE.
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(giggles)
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
DISAGREE WITH HIM, RILEY?
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MAYA, HOW CAN I DISAGREE
WITH WHAT HE SAID
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IF WHAT HE SAID
WAS TRUE?
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IN LIFE, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS
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SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED
IS SOMEONE WHO WILL BE THERE
FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
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WHAT HE SAID IS TRUE!
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I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!
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THEN I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!
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WELL, THAT'S THE WAY
IT WOULD WORK, WOULDN'T IT?
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NOT THE WAY
WE'RE DOING IT.
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OKAY, DARLINGS.
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IF EVERYONE WILL FOCUS
THEIR ATTENTION TO
THE FRONT OF THE ROOM...
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WAR.
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WORLD WARS CAN BEGIN
WITH A SINGLE GUNSHOT.
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AND WARS BETWEEN FRIENDS
CAN ALSO BEGIN
WITH AN ISOLATED EVENT.
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ONE TIME IN COLLEGE,
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ALL MY FRIENDS
HAD A WAR,
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AND IT WAS GREAT...
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UNTIL IT WASN'T.
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I WON'T LET IT
COME TO THAT, MR. MATTHEWS.
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NEITHER WILL I.
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-MAYA?
-WHAT?
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LET ME TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I AM NOT
GOING TO TALK TO YOU.
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YOU'RE PATHETIC AT THIS.
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WELL, WE'VE NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE.
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SORRY, GUYS, BUT I THINK THIS
IS GONNA TAKE SOMEONE A LITTLE
BETTER AT THIS THAN US.
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THIS IS GONNA TAKE
SOMEONE WITH A VERY
UNIQUE SET OF SKILLS.
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THIS IS GONNA TAKE...
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(bangs on door,
scratching)
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(scratching stops)
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(scratching resumes)
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I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.
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(shouts)
STRANGER!
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BAH!
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BAH BAH!
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(vocalizes fanfare)
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(continues vocalizing)
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Eric: OKAY!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪
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♪ FOR A DAY ♪
STYLE
::cue(.speaker)
::cue(.speakerTop)
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♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪
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♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪
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♪ MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE
A DRUM ♪
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♪ ON THE EDGE ♪
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♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪
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♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪
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♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪
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♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW ♪
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♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪
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♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪
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♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪
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♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪
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RILEY!
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WHY'D YOU BLOW
THE WHISTLE?
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CAVEMAN!
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HONEY, IT'S
NOT A CAVEMAN.
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IT'S YOUR UNCLE ERIC.
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OKAY, IT'S A CAVEMAN.
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HONEY, REMEMBER ABOUT
YOUR UNCLE ERIC,
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SAME RULES WE TOLD YOU
AT THE ZOO.
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DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE,
DON'T FEED HIM,
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AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
DO NOT CALL HIM KOKO.
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OKAY, GIRLS.
HERE WE GO.
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AH, YOU MISSED
THE WHOLE PARADE.
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MY BROTHER!
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MY BROTHER!
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(both chuckle)
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HEY, ERIC.
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'PANGERS!
YOU'RE STILL HERE?
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-YEAH.
-HEY.
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HELLO, NICHE.
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UNCLE ERIC.
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LITTLE 'PANGERS!
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UNCLE ERIC!
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OH! OH! IT'S
COUSIN AUGGIE!
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HEY!
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HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY?
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UNCLE ERIC, HOW COME
YOU LOOK LIKE THIS?
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BECAUSE THEY ELECTED
HIM MAYOR.
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WHO WOULD DO THAT?
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THE GOOD PEOPLE
OF STUPIDTOWN.
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IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED STUPIDTOWN!
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HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED?
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ST. UPID TOWN.
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OH.
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HOW ST. UPID OF ME.
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I DON'T GET IT!
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AND YOU'RE THE MAYOR
OF ST. UPID TOWN?
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YES! I WAS
ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE.
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SEE, AFTER THE LANDSLIDE,
EVERYBODY THAT WASN'T KILLED
VOTED FOR ME.
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IT'S A LOVELY LITTLE VILLAGE
RIGHT ON THE BORDER OF
NEW YORK AND FRANCE.
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NEW YORK DOESN'T EVEN
BORDER FRANCE.
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IT BORDERS CANADA.
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WELL, THEN WHY DO THEY
SPEAK FRENCH?
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WHY DON'T THEY
SPEAK CANADAHOO?
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IT'S QUEBEC.
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-THE JEOPARDY GUY?
-NO.
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WHO IS THE JEOPARDY GUY?
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NO.
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(chuckles)
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YOU HAVE A STUPID NAME.
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NO, SEE I LOOK LIKE THIS
BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THIS.
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WHEN THEY ELECTED ME
MAYOR OF THEM,
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I WANTED THEM TO KNOW
THAT I WAS ONE OF THEM.
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I MEAN, PEOPLE GO NUTS
FOR THE WAY I LOOK.
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DO PEOPLE GO NUTS
FOR THE WAY YOU LOOK?
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I WORE HIGH-HEELS ONCE.
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PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED.
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YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
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IT TAKES AWAY
YOUR VULNERABILITY.
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WELL, WE KNOW THAT NOW.
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ANYHOO,
I'VE BEEN SUMMONED.
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WHY HAVE I
BEEN BROUGHT TO HERE?
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BECAUSE CORY THINKS
WHEN IT COMES TO HELPING PEOPLE,
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YOU SOMEHOW TURN
INTO A GENIUS.
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I'M IN A FIGHT
WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
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THERE WILL BE
NO LOSING FRIENDS.
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LOSE ONE FRIEND,
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00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,166
LOSE ALL FRIENDS.
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LOSE YOURSELF.
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THAT'S GENIUS!
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I TOLD YOU.
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HAVE FAITH IN HIM.
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THEY DIDN'T ELECT YOU
JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THAT.
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00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,625
NO, THEY ELECTED ME BECAUSE
PEOPLE TRUST ME ON THEIR ISSUES.
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I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!
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OW!
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I CALLED IN MY BROTHER TO HELP
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BECAUSE NO ONE HERE
WANTS TO SEE YOUR BATTLE
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BECOME A WAR.
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AND ERIC'S REALLY
GOOD AT THIS,
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BECAUSE YOU WANNA BELIEVE
THAT EVERYBODY HAS TO BE
GOOD AT SOMETHING.
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THANK YOU, TUBA.
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ERIC'S ALSO GOOD AT THIS
BECAUSE HE COMPLETELY KNOWS
HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
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RIGHT.
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00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,583
NOW...
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WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS RILEY'S FRIEND, MOESHA?
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IT'S MAYA.
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OH, OKAY.
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00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,833
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
FIGHTING ABOUT?
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SHE DIDN'T TAKE MY SIDE.
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I COULDN'T TAKE HER SIDE
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BASED ON WHAT WAS SAID,
WHICH IS THE PROBLEM
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WITH THIS WHOLE THING,
BECAUSE MAYA IS MAKING
TOO BIG OF A DEAL
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OF WHAT WAS SAID.
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UH-HUH, OKAY.
OKAY.
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00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,291
NOW, WHICH ONE
WAS SHE?
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SHE'S THE ONE
WHO USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.
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OH, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOUR BEST FRIEND
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IS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE PERSON YOU STAND UP FOR
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
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OKAY...
(speaks gibberish)
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LOOK...
LISTEN, RILEY.
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(sighs) LOOK,
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IN MARGIE'S POINT OF VIEW...
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RIGHT AND WRONG
DON'T MATTER.
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THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT THAN THE FRIENDSHIP.
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I JUST CAN'T SIDE
WITH HER THIS TIME.
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00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,833
THIS TIME WE JUST CAN'T
GO INTO CANDY CANE WORLD.
241
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,708
WE CAN'T JUST GO SKIPPING
OVER THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
242
00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,250
WITH OUR UNDERWEAR
ON OUR HEAD.
243
00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,708
YEAH. YEAH, I'M NOT
DOING THAT AGAIN.
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244
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,250
WHEN A REAL FRIEND COMES
INTO YOUR LIFE, I MEAN...
245
00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,875
IF ONE TRUE FRIEND
COMES THROUGH THIS WINDOW,
246
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:09,208
THEN SOMETIMES TO PROTECT
THE FRIENDSHIP,
247
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,416
THEN RIGHT AND WRONG,
THEY HAVE TO GO OUT THE WINDOW.
248
00:10:11,416 --> 00:10:12,500
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
249
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,291
Both: NO.
250
00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:17,875
HONEY, I THINK ERIC'S EMPLOYING
A BROAD-BASED CONCEPT
OF VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP
251
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:18,958
TAKING PRIORITY--
252
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,708
I'M SORRY, ARE YOU
EXPLAINING SOMETHING TO ME?
253
00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,375
NO.
254
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,458
-YO, BOZO.
-YES?
255
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:31,208
A TRUE FRIEND ALWAYS LETS
HER FRIEND KNOW WHAT SHE
IS REALLY THINKING.
256
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,125
THAT IS THE DEFINITION
OF FRIENDSHIP.
257
00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,833
IS THERE ANYBODY HERE
WHO COULD POSSIBLY
DISAGREE WITH THAT?
258
00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,000
WELL, I THINK WHAT
ERIC'S TRYING--
259
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,125
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
260
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,000
YEAH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT
NO ONE CAN ARGUE WITH
THERE, TOMATO?
261
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,833
UM, WHEN I FINALLY HEAR
WHAT THIS ARGUMENT IS ABOUT,
262
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:52,083
AND I FIX IT ALL UP
IN LIKE ONE SECOND.
263
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,125
YEAH, OKAY, MALALA,
COME HERE.
264
00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,166
NOW, I NEED YOU TO TELL US
WHAT THIS FIGHT IS ABOUT,
SO I CAN FIX IT.
265
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:03,958
LUCAS CALLED ME SHORT.
266
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,708
FIX IT.
267
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,458
YEAH, I CAN'T FIX THAT.
268
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,416
ERIC, I BROUGHT YOU IN
269
00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:14,375
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I KNOW WHO CAN DO
THE IMPOSSIBLE.
270
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,333
YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER.
271
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,458
FIX IT.
272
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:25,708
(grunts)
273
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,875
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FINE. STAY A HOBBIT.
274
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,000
I'LL JUST FIX THIS ONE.
275
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,375
(grunts)
276
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,458
OKAY, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
DO ANYTHING IF NO ONE'S
GONNA HELP.
277
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,000
LUCAS CALLED ME A SHORT
LITTLE STACK OF PANCAKES,
278
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,833
AND RILEY DIDN'T SAY
I WASN'T.
279
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,625
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE
A SHORT LITTLE STACK
OF PANCAKES.
280
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,833
OH, BOY.
281
00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,708
I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA
GROW ANYMORE.
282
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,375
I MIGHT BE DONE, TOO.
283
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,000
WHAT ARE THE PRIMARY
CAUSES OF WAR?
284
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,583
YOU MAY BE WONDERING
WHY I'M--
285
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:32,875
NOT NOW.
286
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,708
FREEDOM.
287
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,166
-RELIGION.
-PANCAKES.
288
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,208
YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY...
289
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,416
-NOT NOW!
-AH...
290
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000
CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN?
291
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,875
-WE'RE AT WAR, RILEY.
-WHY?
292
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:50,291
BECAUSE WHEN I KNEW I COULD
COUNT ON YOU TO DEFEND ME,
I FELT AT PEACE.
293
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,416
NOW, I'M NOT AT PEACE.
294
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,708
MAYA, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT ANYBODY SAYS?
295
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,208
BECAUSE EVEN IF I AM SHORT,
296
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,750
I NEVER FELT LIKE I WAS
UNTIL YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE.
297
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:03,125
IN ANY WAR, THE IMMEDIATE
DANGER IS ESCALATION
TO OTHER COUNTRIES.
298
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,625
IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS ABOUT
RILEY AND MAYA.
299
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:05,708
HOW COULD IT ESCAL--
300
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,500
I GET IT NOW.
301
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,000
RIGHT. SO,
IN ORDER TO AVOID THAT,
302
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,333
THE NEXT STEP WOULD BE
TO BRING IN A MEDIATING BODY,
LIKE THE UNITED NATIONS.
303
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,458
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY SAID NO,
304
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:25,875
SO I'VE DECIDED TO BRING IN
A RESPECTED INTELLECT
FROM THE NORTH.
305
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,583
(whispers)
NOW, ERIC!
306
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:40,458
OWW!
307
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,458
NOW, WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY?
308
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,875
Kids:
YOU MAY WONDER WHAT IT IS
309
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:49,875
YEAH?
310
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,708
Kids:
...I'M DOING HERE.
311
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,333
UH-HUH.
312
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,166
WHO IS THIS GUY?
313
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:59,583
WELL, THIS GUY
IS MY BROTHER ERIC,
314
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,000
AND, TO BE HONEST,
THERE'S NO ONE THAT
I TRUST MORE
315
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,708
WHEN IT COMES TO THE ART
OF MEDIATION.
316
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,000
MEDIATION.
317
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,166
SITTING CROSS-LEGGED
GOING OHM...
318
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,875
...MY LEGS ARE KILLING ME.
319
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,250
RIGHT, SO, IT'S CERTAINLY
NO SECRET THAT WAR HAS
BROKEN OUT AMONG US.
320
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,250
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE
AN INTERESTING LESSON
FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE
321
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,750
HOW RATIONAL AND CARING PEOPLE
CAN BRING WAR TO AN END.
322
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,000
DAD, ARE YOU SURE?
323
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,708
YEAH. HE'S GOT THIS.
324
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,208
UH, ERIC, ERIC?
325
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,208
YOU DO HAVE THIS, RIGHT?
I MEAN...
326
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,083
I KNOW WE MESS AROUND A LOT,
BUT THE STAKES ARE KIND OF
HIGH ON THIS ONE.
327
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,708
LOOK, I JUST WANNA THANK YOU
FOR BELIEVING IN ME.
328
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,625
-MY BROTHER.
-MY BROTHER.
329
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,625
OKAY, I NEED THERE TO BE
AS MANY PEOPLE AROUND
AS POSSIBLE FOR THIS.
330
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:01,708
WHY?
331
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,708
WELL, AS MAYOR, I'M AROUND
OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.
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332
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,375
WHEN YOU BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND
THEM, YOU GET THAT EVERYBODY
HAS THE SAME THING IN COMMON.
333
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,708
NOW, HERE WE HAVE
TWO FRIENDS AT WAR.
334
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,083
WHY?
335
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,583
WHO FIRED
THE FIRST SHOT?
336
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,875
I CALLED MAYA
A SHORT STACK OF PANCAKES.
337
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,708
OKAY, NOW WAS THAT REALLY
THE FIRST SHOT, OR DID MAYA
CALL YOU ANYTHING
338
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:20,875
TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT
TO HER?
339
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,458
SHE CALLED ME "HUCKLEBERRY."
340
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,458
THERE'S ALSO A POSSIBILITY
I MAY HAVE CALLED HIM
"RANGER RICK" ONCE.
341
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,625
ONCE?
342
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,875
OH, YEAH, "RANGER ROY" ONCE,
"RANGER RICK" IS EVERY DAY.
343
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,083
OH, DON'T FORGET ABOUT
"BUCKY McBOING-BOING."
344
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,875
OH, THAT WAS A FUN DAY.
345
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,125
OH, AND SHE COMES UP
TO MY FACE AND GOES,
346
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,458
-HA...
-HURR...
347
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,958
LIKE IT'S THE WAY
I TALK.
348
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:42,000
OH. OKAY, NOW
WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
349
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,291
BECAUSE HE LETS ME.
350
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,291
OH. WELL, WHY DO YOU LET HER?
351
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,333
YEAH, I'D LIKE
TO KNOW THAT MYSELF.
352
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:50,166
AND ALL HE DO IS CALL YOU
A SHORT STACK OF PANCAKES,
AND YOU'RE MAD AT HIM?
353
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,166
I'M NOT MAD AT HIM.
I'M MAD AT HER.
354
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,875
I'M SORRY, MAYA, BUT HOW CAN
I POSSIBLY DEFEND YOU FROM
HOW TALL YOU ARE?
355
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,708
THE SAME WAY I DEFEND YOU
FROM HOW TALL YOU ARE.
356
00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,708
WHAT?
357
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,500
LET'S SAY SOMEBODY HERE
CALLED YOU...
358
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,208
I DON'T KNOW,
"RILEY SUPERKLUTZ."
359
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,708
WHAT?
360
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,000
IT'S OKAY, RILEY.
361
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,708
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU GOT
THESE BIG OLD GAWKY LEGS
AND ARMS
362
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,708
THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY
IN SUCH GOOD CONTROL
OF YET.
363
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:14,500
SO, MAYBE SOMETIMES
YOU DON'T WALK AROUND SO GOOD.
364
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,583
DO I DO THAT A LOT?
365
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,625
NO, BUT SOMETIMES
YOU DO THIS.
366
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:18,833
(laughing)
367
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,458
HEY! NOBODY LAUGHS
AT HER BUT ME.
368
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:29,375
I'VE NEVER ONCE HEARD ANYBODY
CALL ME "RILEY SUPERKLUTZ."
369
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,000
BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS
HAD YOUR BACK.
370
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,125
THAT'S HOW YOU ALL SEE ME?
371
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,583
Kids: YEAH.
372
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,333
OKAY, WELL,
THAT KIND OF HURTS.
373
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,708
WHY DOES IT HURT?
374
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,000
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, RILEY.
375
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,500
SOME OF THESE THINGS
ARE TRUE ABOUT US.
376
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,458
BUT, YOU DEFENDED ME?
377
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,958
OF COURSE I DEFENDED YOU.
378
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,583
EVEN WHEN IT WAS TRUE?
379
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,750
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
380
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,750
WHY?
381
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,000
WHY WHAT?
382
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,208
WHY DOESN'T IT MATTER?
383
00:16:57,708 --> 00:16:58,750
'CAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.
384
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,083
-I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
-BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!
385
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:03,833
I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SOMETHING'S WRONG!
386
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,166
THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS, ERIC.
387
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,750
THEY REALIZE THAT.
388
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,333
YOU DID IT.
389
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,458
NO.
390
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,583
NO?
391
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,708
NO, WE KNEW THAT ALREADY.
392
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,208
THAT'S NOT IT.
393
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,875
THIS GOES DEEPER.
394
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,625
DO YOU THINK
I'M A SUPERKLUTZ?
395
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,291
YEAH.
396
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,625
DO YOU THINK
I'M SUPER SHORT?
397
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,625
I THINK YOU'RE
REGULAR SHORT.
398
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,125
THANKS.
399
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,708
SO, YOU KNEW THAT EVERYBODY
WAS CALLING ME THIS, BUT YOU
DIDN'T TELL ME?
400
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,583
I DIDN'T WANT
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
401
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,875
WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
402
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,875
I'D JOIN YOU,
BUT I'M ALREADY DOWN HERE.
403
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,500
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT GOES DEEPER THAN THAT?
404
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,708
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
ADMITTED THIS BEFORE,
405
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,208
BUT SOMETIMES I WONDER IF
MY DESIRE FOR WORLD DOMINATION
406
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,958
ACTUALLY COMES
FROM DEEP DOWN FEELING
LIKE I'M SQUEAKY THE MOUSE.
407
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,500
WHAT MAKES
YOU FEEL LIKE THAT?
408
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,708
-YOU DO.
-HOW?
409
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,708
JUST BY BEING ALIVE,
YOU FREAK!
410
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,333
I'M A FREAK?
411
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,375
LOOK AT YOU!
412
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:12,208
LOOK AT YOUR FREAK FACE,
AND YOUR FREAK HAIR.
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
413
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,625
HEY, YOU THINK THIS IS EASY?
414
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,458
YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING
ME EVERY DAY?
415
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,708
(in unison)
SHUT UP!
416
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,958
YEAH, OKAY.
417
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,250
ONE DOLLAR TO LOOK
AT THE FREAK.
418
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,208
OH, BE QUIET, FLAT BUTT.
419
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,583
WHAT?
420
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,875
REALLY? I HAD NO IDEA.
421
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,458
YOU GOT THIS?
422
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,833
YEAH, THE PEOPLE ELECTED ME
MAYOR BECAUSE THEY TRUST ME
WITH THEIR ISSUES.
423
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,083
YOU MEAN POLITICAL ISSUES?
424
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,333
NOPE. DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE.
425
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,875
NO, THEY TRUST ME
WITH THEIR PEOPLE ISSUES,
426
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,083
WHICH, IT TURNS OUT
EVERYBODY HAS,
427
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,708
AND THEY ALL SEEM TO SHOW UP
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
428
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,583
THE ENEMY'S
NOT EACH OTHER, GUYS.
429
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,750
YOU'RE ALL GOING THROUGH
THE SAME THING.
430
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,250
IT'S PART OF GROWING UP.
431
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,166
I'M A KLUTZ.
432
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,416
I'M A PANCAKE.
433
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,166
-SQUEAK.
-FREAK.
434
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,083
THAT'S WHY IT HURTS TO SIT.
435
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,458
WELL, WHAT A BUNCH
OF WEIRDOS WE ARE.
436
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,250
GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GET USED TO GOING THROUGH
LIFE LOOKING UP AT PEOPLE,
437
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,416
AND PEOPLE
LOOKING DOWN AT ME.
438
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,083
AND I'M JUST GOING
TO SIT HERE AND NEVER MOVE.
439
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,000
I THINK IT'S ABOUT GOING
THROUGH LIFE WITH THE RIGHT
ATTITUDE, GIRLS.
440
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,583
I MEAN, I THINK WE NEED
TO RECOGNIZE PEOPLE
FOR WHO THEY ARE,
441
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,708
NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.
442
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:42,291
BECAUSE IT'S ONLY OUR
CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD
AND TO EACH OTHER
443
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,750
THAT GIVES US
ANY REAL STATURE.
444
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,500
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
EVERYBODY LOOKS UP TO YOU.
445
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,583
BECAUSE YOU'RE THIS
BRILLIANT, STRONG,
AMAZON WARRIOR.
446
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,875
OH, REALLY?
447
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,000
WHOA, YOU'RE A SHRIMP.
448
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,291
YEAH.
449
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,708
-YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS?
-YEAH.
450
00:19:57,708 --> 00:20:00,416
-YOU'RE NOT JUST
DOING THIS FOR ME?
-NO, MAYA, THIS IS ME.
451
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,291
BUT, YOU'RE THE FIERCEST
WOMAN I KNOW.
452
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,708
AND SO ARE YOU.
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453
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,625
HONEY, A COUPLE OF SHORT
STACKS OF PANCAKES LIKE US
CAN DO JUST FINE.
454
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,708
AND A SUPERKLUTZ!
455
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,750
-WHOA!
-UGH...
456
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,083
YOU FEELING ANY BETTER
ABOUT YOURSELF?
457
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,458
YEAH.
458
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:18,833
HOW ABOUT YOU, RILEY?
459
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,416
YEAH, SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS.
460
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,166
-MAYA?
-RILES?
461
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,708
I THINK WHEN THERE'S
A WHOLE WORLD OF PEOPLE
OUT THERE
462
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,708
WHO MIGHT SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT WHO YOU ARE
463
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,250
OR THE WAY YOU LOOK,
464
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:38,375
IT'S AREAL GOOD IDEA
TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO WILL
DEFEND YOU NO MATTER WHAT.
465
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,708
I'M THAT FROM NOW ON.
466
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:42,708
THANK YOU, RILEY.
467
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,625
YOU'RE WELCOME,
YOU FIERCE AMAZON WARRIOR.
468
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,250
YOU KNOW, IF YOU JUST LET ME
MESS YOU UP A LITTLE BIT,
469
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,291
I THINK YOU'D BE A LOT
MORE RELATABLE TO PEOPLE.
470
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,208
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
471
00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,875
OKAY?
472
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,750
HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU BETTER?
473
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,875
SERIOUSLY, DOES IT NOT HURT
ANYONE ELSE TO SIT?
474
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,708
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, ERIC.
475
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:12,500
PEOPLE WHO UNDERESTIMATE YOU
ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
476
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,125
CORY WAS RIGHT TO HAVE
FAITH IN YOU.
477
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,458
YOU REALLY ARE A MATURE,
NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
478
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,125
I AM NOT!
479
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:21,875
NEVER MIND.
480
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,875
WHOA, WHAT'S THAT?
481
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,708
THAT'S MY UNCLE ERIC,
482
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,583
MAYOR.
483
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,708
HE'S GREAT
WITH THE ISSUES.
484
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,708
THE PEOPLE IN FRANCE
ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
485
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,583
YEAH, I GOTTA SAY,
YOU DID REALLY WELL FOR US.
486
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,875
THANK YOU, MORDECAI.
487
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,208
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW
TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
488
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,833
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD?
489
00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,875
WORLD, YOU SAY?
490
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:49,083
YEAH, UH, FORTUNATELY,
THE WORLD HAS PROTECTIVE
MECHANISMS IN PLACE
491
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,625
THAT WOULD NEVER
ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN.
492
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:53,833
YES. FORTUNATELY.
493
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,458
SCANDAL ROCKS
WASHINGTON TODAY,
494
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,750
AS JEFFERSON DAVIS GRAHAM,
LONG-TIME SENATOR FROM NEW YORK
495
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,291
DID SOMETHING
SO INCREDIBLY STUPID,
496
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:12,166
HIS CHANCE AT RE-ELECTION
IS, LIKE, ZERO.
497
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,458
UNLESS THEY CAN SOMEHOW PULL
AN EVEN BIGGER BLOCKHEAD
OUT OF THE WOODS
498
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:17,583
TO RUN AGAINST HIM.
499
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,708
BUT, EVEN IN AMERICAN POLITICS,
THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.
500
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,458
We'll be back after this
with sports and weather.
501
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:26,583
FACE IT, WE'RE FINISHED.
502
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,625
THERE ISN'T A GUY
IN THE UNIVERSE
503
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,625
COULDN'T BEAT OUR CANDIDATE
RIGHT NOW.
504
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,708
TOO GOOD. WINNER.
505
00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:34,375
OH, HE BEATS US. SHE BEATS US.
506
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,583
WHOA!
507
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,833
LOOKIE HERE, CHESTER.