1 00:00:03,958 --> 00:00:08,208 A) EVERY HUMAN BEING IS A UNIQUE COLLECTION OF ATOMS. 2 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:12,375 B) SOME OF YOU IN THIS ROOM MIGHT BE HUMAN BEINGS. 3 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:18,500 C) WHEN YOU MESS WITH ATOMS, OR HUMAN BEINGS, THEY BLOW UP. 4 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,958 BELGIUM, 1831! 5 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,875 OKAY, EVERYBODY, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 6 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:24,375 UNDER YOUR DESKS. FARKLE'S GONNA BLOW. 7 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:26,833 I KNOW EVERYTHING EXCEPT BELGIUM, 1831. 8 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,458 AND ONCE I KNOW THAT, I'LL KNOW EVERYTHING! 9 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:30,375 AND THEN MY NAME GOES ON THE BOARD WITH THOSE THREE IDIOTS! 10 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:35,625 -BREATHE, FARKLE. -TOO LATE. 11 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:37,416 I TASTE BLUE. 12 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,416 YOU KNOW, WITH ANYBODY ELSE, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN STRANGE. 13 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:45,500 BUT WITH FARKLE, WE DON'T EVEN LIFT HIM OFF THE FLOOR ANYMORE. 14 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,000 OH, HERE'S YOUR BOOK. 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,333 UGH. 16 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:51,708 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, MR. MATTHEWS, 17 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,125 I'M HERE TO SPEAK WITH FARKLE MINKUS. 18 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:55,250 FARKLE, GUIDANCE COUNSELOR. 19 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,083 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 20 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,625 ARE YOU FINALLY TAKING HIM AWAY? 21 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:02,625 HE GOES, WE ALL GO. 22 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:04,750 I'M HERE, SO IT'S NOT JUST THE GIRLS. 23 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,500 THERE ARE NO SECRETS IN OUR GROUP. 24 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,583 NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN-- 25 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:09,625 -(bell rings) -OKAY. 26 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,458 FARKLE, I HAVE THE RESULTS... 27 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:13,875 OF MY I.Q. AND APTITUDE TEST? 28 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,875 I'M A GENIUS, RIGHT? YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? 'CAUSE I'M A GENIUS. 29 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,750 IT'S NOT CONCEITED WHEN IT'S TRUE. RIGHT, MR. MATTHEWS? 30 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,708 I WOULDN'T KNOW. I'M BARELY LITERATE. 31 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,958 YOUR PARENTS HAVE GIVEN ME PERMISSION TO TELL YOU THAT YES, 32 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,458 YOU SCORED IN THE SUPERIOR RANGE. 33 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:28,583 AND MY APTITUDE TEST SAYS I SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER IN... 34 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,750 "RULING THE WORLD." 35 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,583 NEVER SEEN THAT ONE. (laughs) 36 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:35,875 THE REST OF THE CLASS FALLS WITHIN A MORE TRADITIONAL RANGE OF CAREERS. 37 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:38,333 ALTHOUGH, WE DID GET ONE BUNNY FARMER... 38 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:39,375 Riley: YAY. 39 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,875 ...AND "ARMPIT SNIFFER #5" IN A DEODORANT FACTORY. 40 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,375 Maya: I GOT A JOB! 41 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:49,000 BUT I WOULD EXPECT THERE'S GOING TO BE FURTHER TESTING, IS THAT RIGHT, MS. OBEN? 42 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,708 YES. WHEN SOMEONE SCORES THIS HIGH, 43 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:53,625 THE EXPERTS USUALLY WANT TO CONFIRM THE TESTING. 44 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,708 AND THEN, MORE SPECIALIZED SCHOOLS 45 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:58,583 WITH GIFTED PROGRAMS, LIKE EINSTEIN ACADEMY, MIGHT APPROACH YOU. 46 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:00,083 NOW, FARKLE SAYS... 47 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,583 I'D NEVER LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND. 48 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:02,958 WHO'S A GOOD GENIUS? 49 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,875 I AM! 50 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,708 ONE MORE THING, FARKLE. 51 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:08,416 IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO REACT TO YOUR SCORE 52 00:02:08,416 --> 00:02:10,291 IN ANY WAY THAT MIGHT MAKE YOUR FRIENDS FEEL-- 53 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:12,708 INFERIOR. OF LESS VALUE. LIKE DUM-DUMS. 54 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:14,583 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER! 55 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:15,875 WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 56 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,375 (theme music playing) 57 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,625 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪ 58 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:26,708 ♪ FOR A DAY ♪ 59 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:27,750 ♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪ 60 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,500 ♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪ 61 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,083 ♪ MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A DRUM ♪ 62 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,708 ♪ ON THE EDGE ♪ 63 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:36,000 ♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪ 64 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,875 ♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪ 65 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,083 ♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪ 66 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:42,250 ♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪ 67 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,291 ♪ BUT I KNOW ♪ 68 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:44,333 ♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪ 69 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,708 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪ 70 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,500 ♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪ 71 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,750 ♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪ 72 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:52,708 ♪ I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 73 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,000 ♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS ♪ 74 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,875 ♪ I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪ 75 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,708 ♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪ 76 00:02:57,708 --> 00:03:00,875 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 77 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:03,875 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 78 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:05,375 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 79 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,875 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 80 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:09,708 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪ 81 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,958 WELCOME TO OUR FARKLE GENIUS PARTY. 82 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:21,625 I'M STUART MINKUS, THE ORIGINAL GENIUS, 83 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,708 VERY PROUD TO WELCOME MY SON TO THE CLUB. 84 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,583 I'M SURE HIS MOTHER, WHO IS UNEXCEPTIONAL, 85 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,750 WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS REPRESENTING HER PEOPLE. 86 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:33,875 YEAH. I'M UNEXCEPTIONAL. 87 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,250 WHO DOES WHAT I SAY? 88 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,708 EVERYBODY. 89 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:38,250 HI, COREY. 90 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,000 NYAH! 91 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,416 STOP IT. 92 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:42,458 LOOK AT HER. 93 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:43,750 WHAT? I LIKE HER NOW. 94 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,708 SHE'S A LOT LESS SCARY THAN SHE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 95 00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:47,083 UH-HUH. 96 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,625 ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AT HER? 97 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:53,333 I HOLD IN MY HAND THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION THAT EVERYONE'S BEEN ASKING. 98 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,583 IS FARKLE A CLONE? A ROBOT? OR A REAL BOY? 99 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:59,166 REAL BOY, REAL BOY, REAL BOY, REAL BOY. 100 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:01,750 THIS IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OF FARKLE MINKUS. 101 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,458 REAL BOY! 102 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,625 (cheering) 103 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,125 THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MOM. 104 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,833 ANY TIME, KIDDO. 105 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:14,083 YOU MAKE ME PROUD EVERY DAY. 106 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:17,375 STUART AND I WANT TO THANK ALL OF FARKLE'S FRIENDS WHO CARE ABOUT HIM. 107 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,000 YOU'RE ALL HE EVER TALKS ABOUT. 108 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,708 WE HOPE YOU'LL KEEP ENCOURAGING HIM TO BE AS UNIQUE AS HE'S ALWAYS BEEN. 109 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:26,583 THE MINKUSES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SIMPLE, INCREDIBLY RICH PEOPLE. 110 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:29,583 PLEASE ENJOY OUR PARTY, AND DON'T FORGET YOUR COMPLIMENTARY PENGUIN. 111 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,250 (penguins squeak) 112 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,416 HEY, MINKUS, GREAT PARTY. 113 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:38,250 NICE SHIRT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT. 114 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,875 YOU MARRIED JENNIFER BASSETT. DID YOU KNOW THAT? 115 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,375 WE FELL IN LOVE. 116 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,833 SHE TOLD ME. 117 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,166 MAYA, WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, 118 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,875 I'LL GIVE YOU HALF BECAUSE YOU'RE MY LOVELY FAKE WIFE. 119 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,708 HEY, I WANT SOME OF THAT! 120 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,458 YEAH, FARKLE, YOU LOVE THEM EQUALLY. 121 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,708 MARRY THEM BOTH. WOULDN'T THAT BE THE GENIUS THING TO DO? 122 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:57,208 SEE WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND! MAKE IT HAPPEN, FACE. 123 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,375 HERE WE GO. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 124 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:03,500 -RILEY MATTHEWS? -YES. 125 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,708 -WOULD YOU... -ABSOLUTELY. 126 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,125 -...DO ME THE HONOR... -ANY TIME AT ALL. 127 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,458 -...OF BECOMING... -WHATEVER YOU WANT. 128 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,208 -...MRS... -DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND "YES"? 129 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,833 ...FARKLE MINKUS? 130 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:12,000 YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, RIGHT? 131 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,875 -A YES IS A YES. HERE'S YOUR RING. -HEY! 132 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:15,125 -YOU GET TWO PENGUINS. -OKAY. 133 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,583 MAYA, MARRY US QUICK WHILE SHE'S STILL DISTRACTED BY THE SPARKLES. 134 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:19,958 OKAY. 135 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,750 BLAH, BLAH BLAH. 136 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,000 I DO. 137 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,625 BLAH, BLAH BLAH. 138 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,125 THERE IT IS. 139 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,125 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 140 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,708 IF ANYONE HAS ANY REASON WHY THESE TWO SHOULDN'T BE JOINED-- 141 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,750 I OBJECT, YES. 142 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,833 SMACKLE. 143 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:37,458 YOU MADE IT TO THE WEDDING, SMACKLE! 144 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,500 STILL HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE HUGGING THING, AREN'T YOU? 145 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,583 THE AVERAGE MIDDLE SCHOOLER SPENDS NINE MINUTES A DAY ENGAGED IN HUGS. 146 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:46,333 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I ACCOMPLISH IN THOSE NINE MINUTES? 147 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,750 -NO. -ASK NASA. 148 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:52,458 SMACKLE, HERE TO MOCK MY RECENT MEMBERSHIP INTO THE GENIUS CLUB? 149 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:53,875 ON THE CONTRARY, FARKLE. 150 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,583 I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 151 00:05:59,416 --> 00:06:00,750 MY ARMS. 152 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,416 THEY ARE OPEN. 153 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:04,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THAT? 154 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,416 WE ARE BOTH GENIUSES NOW. 155 00:06:07,416 --> 00:06:09,708 YUP. THAT MAKES US EVEN MORE ALIKE THAT WE WERE. 156 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:10,833 AND AS WE BOTH KNOW... 157 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,583 LIKE FORCES REPEL. 158 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,250 YES, SCIENCE SAYS WE MAY NEVER BE TOGETHER. 159 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,625 AND SCIENCE NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE. 160 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:20,333 REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN THE BLOBFISH? 161 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:23,208 WHY, SCIENCE? WHY? 162 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,833 I'M HERE TO ASK YOU TO CONSIDER TRANSFERRING TO EINSTEIN ACADEMY. 163 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:29,875 THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. 164 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:30,875 STOP HITTING ON ME. 165 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:32,833 HA. OKAY. 166 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:36,333 WHAT WOULD BE THE BENEFITS OF MY GOING TO EINSTEIN? 167 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:38,250 TO DEVELOP YOUR MAGNIFICENT BRAIN 168 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,875 SO THE WORLD IS NOT CHEATED OF YOUR FULL POTENTIAL. 169 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,208 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT MY DUM-DUMS HOLD ME BACK? 170 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:45,000 I AM A BLOBFISH. 171 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,708 YEAH... TELL ME MORE ABOUT EINSTEIN ACADEMY. 172 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,000 FARKLE, WHAT ARE YOU? 173 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,833 GENIUS. I'M ON THE BOARD. 174 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,208 WRONG. 175 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:00,750 RILEY, WHAT ARE YOU? 176 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,708 BUNNY FARMER. 177 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:04,500 WRONG. 178 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:08,458 THEN DON'T GO INTO MY ROOM. 179 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:11,208 ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TOLD YOU ARE THIS WEEK? 180 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:14,458 THAT'S ONLY A PIECE OF WHAT MAKES YOU AN INDIVIDUAL. 181 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,750 THIS I.Q. TEST PRODUCES A NUMBER 182 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,500 THAT PUTS YOU IN A CATEGORY. 183 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,583 A LABEL. 184 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,708 DON'T LIVE UNDER A LABEL. 185 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,583 IT JUST GETS IN THE WAY OF WHO YOU ARE. 186 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:25,875 BUT IF YOU GET CALLED SOMETHING ENOUGH, DON'T YOU START BELIEVING IT? 187 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:28,708 BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU CONTRIBUTE TO OTHERS. 188 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:30,958 WE EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM YOU, FARKLE. 189 00:07:30,958 --> 00:07:33,291 I'LL TRY MY BEST, SIR. 190 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:37,708 BUT, I ALSO EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM EVERYBODY ELSE. 191 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:41,333 REMARKABLE PEOPLE HAVE I.Q.'s ALL ACROSS THE BOARD. 192 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:43,625 EVERYONE HAS GREAT GIFTS, 193 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:45,416 AND EVERYONE IN THIS CLASS 194 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:48,416 HAS THE POTENTIAL TO IMPACT OUR WORLD. 195 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:50,625 SO JUST BE YOURSELF. 196 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:52,458 IT'S THE ONLY LABEL THAT MATTERS. 197 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,000 MR. MATTHEWS? 198 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,833 IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, I NEED A MOMENT WITH FARKLE. 199 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:59,583 OKAY. FARKLE? 200 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,458 SO, THEY DID MORE TESTING ON ME. 201 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:17,416 HOW BIG A GENIUS ARE YOU? 202 00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:20,708 RILEY, THEY'RE CONSIDERING SOME BEHAVIORAL TRAITS IN FARKLE 203 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,958 THAT WARRANT A MORE SPECIFIC KIND OF TESTING. 204 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:25,625 WHAT? THEY JUST NOTICED FARKLE'S A LITTLE FARKLY? 205 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:28,000 I COULD HAVE TOLD THEM THAT. 206 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,875 THEY WANT TO SEE IF I HAVE AUTISM. 207 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,875 YOU DON'T. 208 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,625 LET'S GO TELL THEM YOU DON'T. 209 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:37,583 I MIGHT HAVE A TYPE OF AUTISM CALLED ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. 210 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,083 YOU DON'T. 211 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,208 WHAT IS IT? 212 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:42,375 IT'S A DISORDER THAT AFFECTS A PERSON'S BEHAVIOR. 213 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,625 FARKLE, WHEN I SAID THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE FARKLY, WHAT I MEANT WAS... 214 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,833 YEAH, THAT YOU BEHAVE JUST LIKE A PERFECTLY NORMAL FARKLE. 215 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:50,208 YOU DO. 216 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,500 WE'LL GET THE RESULTS FROM TODAY'S INTERVIEW, AND WE'LL KNOW. 217 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,583 WE KNOW. 218 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:54,625 WE DON'T KNOW. 219 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:56,708 GUYS, I'VE PASSED EVERY SINGLE TEST I'VE EVER TAKEN. 220 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,125 HE MADE US COME RIGHT OVER. 221 00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:01,583 HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME, HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE WITH YOU. 222 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,875 OF COURSE. 223 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,250 THAT'S WHO HE IS. 224 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,708 I SEE IT IN MY CLASSROOM EVERY DAY. 225 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:11,625 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO HIM WAS THAT YOU'RE A PART OF THIS. 226 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,750 BECAUSE HE'S FARKLE. 227 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:14,875 THAT'S WHO YOU ARE, 228 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,500 NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS. 229 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,708 COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE US ONE OF YOUR WONDERFUL LITTLE RILEY PICK-ME-UPS? 230 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,291 WHATEVER HAPPENS, AT LEAST YOU'RE IN BETTER SHAPE THAT MAYA. 231 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:33,000 OKAY, THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING FOR, BUT SURE, LET'S TURN ON ME. 232 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 YOU THINK YOU GOT STUFF? 233 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,125 LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS A BAG OF CATS. 234 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,708 OKAY THERE, LITTLE HELPER. 235 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,750 ALL RIGHT, THIS WEBSITE LISTS SYMPTOMS OF ASPERGER'S. 236 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,333 UH, THE FIRST ONE THEY MENTION IS SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS. 237 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,458 CHECK. 238 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:46,750 YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AWKWARD. 239 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,416 HA! 240 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:52,833 WELL, THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU DO AND YOU'RE GONNA STOP DOING THAT. 241 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,333 HE'S GONNA STOP DOING THAT. 242 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,875 "NARROWED INTERESTS. 243 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,125 "GOING ON ABOUT A SUBJECT 244 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,500 "EVEN IF THE PEOPLE HE'S TALKING TO DON'T HAVE A SHARED INTEREST." 245 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,583 CHECK. 246 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,625 FARKLE, WE'RE INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 247 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:03,833 BELGIUM, 1831! 248 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,708 STOP DOING THAT. HE'S GONNA STOP DOING THAT. 249 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,500 GUYS, WHATEVER THIS IS, I GOT IT. 250 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,583 AND I NEED YOU TO LET THAT BE OKAY. 251 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,458 "SOME PEOPLE WITH ASPERGER'S ARE UNCOMFORTABLE BEING TOUCHED 252 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:16,500 "OR RECEIVING AFFECTION. 253 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,458 "THEY MAY STRUGGLE TO FULLY UNDERSTAND EMOTION OR LOVE." 254 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,291 CHECK, CHECK, CHECKY-CHECK, CHECK. 255 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:23,708 FARKLE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 256 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,166 YOU LOVE RILEY AND ME SINCE THE DAY WE MET. YOU MARRIED US. 257 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,250 IT WASN'T REAL. 258 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,583 OWW. 259 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,166 BUT IT'S VERY SWEET. 260 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,875 AND IT'S ALL ABOUT EMOTIONS. 261 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,958 YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. PLEASE PROMISE ME ONE THING. 262 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:38,708 ANYTHING. 263 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,833 PLEASE DON'T EVER LET ME NOT UNDERSTAND LOVE. 264 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,583 NOTHING'S EVER BEEN OUT OF OUR CONTROL BEFORE. 265 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,750 WE USUALLY CONTROL EVERYTHING WITH MONEY AND PENGUINS. 266 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,833 (laughing) 267 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:56,625 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET THE RESULTS, AND NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, 268 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,708 YOU'RE GONNA KEEP BEING THE SAME GREAT PARENTS YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN. 269 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,625 YOU'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 270 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,250 -YOU SURE? -OF COURSE, I'M SURE, STUART. 271 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,333 I MEAN, YOU ARE ALMOST AS SMART AS ME. 272 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,583 OH, THANKS. 273 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,833 JENNIFER, YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG. 274 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,625 NOTHING STANDS A CHANCE AGAINST YOU. 275 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,875 ALL MY LIFE, NOTHING'S EVER FRIGHTENED ME. 276 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,250 THEN I HAD A CHILD, 277 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,208 AND THE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING HAPPENING TO HIM FRIGHTENS ME EVERY DAY. 278 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,250 NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU, 279 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,583 HE'S FARKLE, AND WE LOVE HIM. 280 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,291 THANKS FOR BEING HERE FOR US, GUYS. 281 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,750 EVERY DAY. 282 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,583 WOULD YOU GUYS BE UPSET IF I TRANSFERRED TO EINSTEIN ACADEMY? 283 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,708 YES. 284 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,125 WOULD YOU STILL BE MY FRIENDS? 285 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,708 BOY, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA RULE THE WORLD, 286 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,625 YOU SURE ASK SOME DUM-DUM QUESTIONS. 287 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,000 FARKLE. 288 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,125 PEOPLE WHO AREN'T FARKLE. 289 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,291 HEY, SMACKLE. 290 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,875 STOP SMOTHERING ME. 291 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,250 OKAY. 292 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,000 FRIENDS. HUGGING. 293 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,333 I SUPPOSE THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 294 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,291 YOU LOVE US, SMACKLE, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET. 295 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,458 NOTED. 296 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:09,625 FARKLE, I'M HERE TO SEE HOW YOU ENJOYED YOUR TOUR OF EINSTEIN ACADEMY. 297 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,958 -YOU WENT? -HE SPENT THE DAY WITH US. 298 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,583 HE FIT. 299 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,833 AND SO WILL THIS. 300 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:18,583 HOW DOES IT LOOK? 301 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,625 I'M SWOONING. 302 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,708 PERHAPS WE COULD INDULGE IN OUR ESTABLISHED RITUAL OF SHARING A SMOOTHIE? 303 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,833 THANKS, BUT I'M NOT REALLY THIRSTY RIGHT NOW. 304 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,833 NOR AM I REALLY INTERESTED IN THE CONSUMPTION OF A FROZEN TREAT... 305 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,708 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS SHE DOING? 306 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,000 WHO DO WE CALL? 307 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,875 I BELIEVE SHE'S WINKING AT ME. 308 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,291 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 309 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,000 YEAH, LET'S SEE IT WITH ONE EYE. 310 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,583 -TWO, YES, TWO EYES. -PLEASE, DON'T... 311 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,250 WHY DON'T I GET US A TABLE OUTSIDE? 312 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:04,875 FARKLE, ISADORA SMACKLE LOVES YOU! 313 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,291 BUT I'M LOYAL TO BOTH OF YOU. 314 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:10,458 WELL, YOUR TWO FAKE WIVES WANT YOU TO SPEND TIME WITH ONE REAL SMACKLE. 315 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,375 GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 316 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,125 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 317 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,125 DID YOU ASK US TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE? 318 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,166 YEAH. 319 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,416 THEN GO FIGURE IT OUT. 320 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,125 YEAH, WE HEARD YOU'RE A GENIUS. 321 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,458 IT FEELS STRANGE TO BE TOGETHER NOT IN A SPELLING BEE, OR SOMETHING. 322 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,708 WELL, I AM MORE COMFORTABLE SAYING THINGS IN SPELLING BEES. 323 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,708 LIKE YOU IN THAT BLAZER: HUNK. 324 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,208 H-U-N-K. HUNK. 325 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,583 UH, COULD YOU USE THAT IN A SENTENCE, PLEASE? 326 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:46,375 YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT BLAZER, HUNK. 327 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,750 THIS IS NEW. 328 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,125 NEW IS INTERESTING. 329 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,708 WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 330 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,500 MY BLAZER IS NEW. 331 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,375 ME BEING CALLED A HUNK IS NEW. 332 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,875 I MAY HAVE A FORM OF AUTISM. 333 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,708 REALLY? 334 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,750 ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. 335 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,500 THIS MAY BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU. 336 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,833 I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WISH TO LEAVE. 337 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,833 I WOULD NEVER LEAVE. 338 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:12,833 THIS DOESN'T SCARE YOU? 339 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:13,875 NOT AT ALL. 340 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,708 MAY I TELL YOU THAT IT SCARES ME? 341 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:18,708 YOU ARE HOLDING MY HAND. 342 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,333 IS THAT OKAY? 343 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,833 IT'S THE HUNK MOVE. 344 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,708 THANK YOU, ISADORA. 345 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,625 FOR WHAT? 346 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,708 FOR LIKING ME FOR WHATEVER I AM. 347 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,708 (bell rings) 348 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,833 -FARKLE. -HELLO, SMACKLE. 349 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,750 YOU OBSERVED ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT, 350 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:55,875 SO I ASKED MR. MATTHEWS IF I COULD OBSERVE YOU IN MEDIOCREVILLE. 351 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,875 -I HOPE THAT'S NOT OFFENSIVE. -OF COURSE, IT IS. 352 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,125 I HAVE NO REMORSE. 353 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,083 GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US, SMACKLE. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 354 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:06,708 LUCAS, YOU HAVE TO STOP. 355 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,583 IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 356 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,833 LUCAS, TAKE A HINT. 357 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:16,958 WOW. 358 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,000 FARKLE 359 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,208 MAY WE SPEAK PRIVATELY? 360 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,750 THERE'S NO NEED, MS. OBEN. I UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE. 361 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,750 I'LL BE FINE. 362 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,750 WELL, I UNDERSTAND I'M TALKING TO A GENIUS, 363 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,333 BUT I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL. 364 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,750 I'VE SPOKEN WITH YOUR PARENTS AND THEY'RE OKAY IF WE HAVE A CONVERSATION. 365 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,583 FARKLE TIME? 366 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,208 ABSOLUTELY. 367 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,875 ASPERGER'S SYNDROME IS AN AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER. 368 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,583 A.S.D. 369 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,166 THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLICATED LABEL, SO I WANNA EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 370 00:15:56,708 --> 00:16:00,125 PEOPLE WITH A.S.D. CAN FALL ANYWHERE ON A SPECTRUM OF DIFFERENT BEHAVIORS. 371 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,416 THEY TALKED TO ME FOR A LONG TIME. 372 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,000 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 373 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,833 I DON'T HAVE ASPERGER'S. 374 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,458 BUT THEY ALSO SAID THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF ME. 375 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,750 AND I LIKE THAT. 376 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,708 SO, WHAT AM I? 377 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,500 I'M FARKLE! THANK YOU. 378 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,458 WE'RE ALL A UNIQUE COLLECTION OF ATOMS, 379 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,583 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE OF EACH OF US. 380 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,625 THE ONLY LABEL YOU SHOULD WEAR 381 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,458 IS YOUR NAME. 382 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,000 LET YOUR ACTIONS DEFINE YOU. 383 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,583 BECAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER SPECTRUM. 384 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,708 HOW YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE, 385 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,708 WHAT YOU DO WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE GIVEN. 386 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,708 HOW YOU TREAT THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU. 387 00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,000 THESE ARE YOUR ACTIONS. 388 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,375 THIS IS YOUR NAME. 389 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,083 THAT'S WHO YOU ARE. 390 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,000 THANKS FOR THE WAY YOU TREAT ME. 391 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,583 AND THANKS FOR STUDYING ALL OF IT. 392 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,208 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 393 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,583 YOU GUYS STUDIED? 394 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,083 HEY, OUR FRIEND WAS WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING. 395 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,708 SO, WE LEARNED ABOUT IT. 396 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,708 IF I KNEW IT WAS STUDYING, I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 397 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,583 MS. SMACKLE? 398 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,708 I BELIEVED THAT FARKLE WOULD BE BETTER OFF ATTENDING EINSTEIN ACADEMY. 399 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:28,166 OBSERVING HIM IN YOUR INFERIOR CLASS WAS TO BE MY PROOF. 400 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,958 DON'T HOLD BACK, SMACK, JUST SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 401 00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,708 MY FINDINGS ARE CONTRADICTORY TO MY HYPOTHESIS. 402 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,833 ALSO, PLEASE TALK DOWN TO US. 403 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 THIS CLASS TEACHES LESSONS YOU CANNOT FIND IN A TEXTBOOK. 404 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:46,625 THERE ARE FRIENDSHIPS HERE THAT CAN'T BE CREATED IN A LABORATORY. 405 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:49,750 FARKLE, 406 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,291 YOU ARE WHERE YOU BELONG. 407 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,875 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, 408 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,333 SHOULD LEAVE. 409 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,875 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 410 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:12,708 AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS A MONSTER 411 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,625 JUST BECAUSE I WAS BIGGER AND DIFFERENT THAN EVERYBODY, 412 00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,416 AND I HANDCUFFED SHAWN TO A BOATHOUSE? 413 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,625 YEAH. 414 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,500 WELL, IT NEVER MATTERED WHAT PEOPLE SAID ABOUT ME. 415 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,166 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF 416 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,458 NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY ELSE CALLED ME. 417 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,625 I THINK THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, MONSTER. 418 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,875 EVEN IF FARKLE HAD BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SOMETHING, 419 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,750 IT NEVER WOULD HAVE CHANGED HOW MUCH WE LOVE HIM. 420 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,625 OR EACH OTHER. 421 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,500 THANK YOU FOR MY SON. 422 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,875 THANK YOU FOR MARRYING ME. 423 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,708 YEAH, WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO. 424 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,625 HEY, GUYS, WE APPRECIATE YOU GOING THROUGH THIS WITH US. 425 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,333 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. 426 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,000 HEY, MONSTER? 427 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,625 YEAH? 428 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,250 YOU DON'T SCARE ME ANYMORE. 429 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,625 I'M OKAY. 430 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,208 I WILL GO THOUGH LIFE ALONE. 431 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,625 ISADORA, YOU HAVEN'T LOST FARKLE. 432 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,166 HE DOESN'T WANT ME NOW. 433 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,708 WHY? 434 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,708 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ASPERGER'S... 435 00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,583 LIKE YOU? 436 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,500 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 437 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,750 WE STUDIED. 438 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,250 WE'RE STUDIERS. 439 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,375 SHE MADE ME. 440 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:24,250 I WAS DIAGNOSED WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. 441 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,208 I... STRUGGLE WITH IT. 442 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,000 ISADORA, I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYBODY WE RESPECT MORE THAN YOU. 443 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,583 I'M NOT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 444 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,583 BUT WHO WANTS THAT? 445 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,875 THE STRANGEST THING IS THAT I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE WITH FARKLE. 446 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,000 BUT HE'S NOT QUITE LIKE ME ANYMORE. 447 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,750 BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS ALWAYS WANTED. 448 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,250 YOU WERE LIKE FORCES AND LIKE FORCES REPEL. 449 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,708 YEAH, SMACKLE. 450 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,625 SCIENCE DICTATES THAT YOU GUYS CAN BE TOGETHER NOW. 451 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,833 YOU THINK HE KNOWS THAT? 452 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,583 LADIES! 453 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,208 FARKLE, MY ARCH NEMESIS. 454 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,708 SMACKLE, MY ARCH NEMESIS. 455 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,708 RILEY, MAYA, MY WIVES WHO I WILL ADORE FOREVER. 456 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,291 I WANT A DIVORCE. MAKE IT A DOUBLE. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 457 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,250 THIS IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER HAD. 458 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,125 YOU WILL LOVE AGAIN, RILEY. 459 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:18,000 OH, I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TWOS ALONE NOW. 460 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,583 ISADORA, I'M A SINGLE MAN NOW. 461 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,000 FARKLE, BEFORE WE CONTINUE, 462 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,416 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 463 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,083 -I HAVE-- -I KNOW YOU DO. 464 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,500 I ALSO KNOW YOU SHOWED ME UNDERSTANDING AND COMPASSION. 465 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,833 OF COURSE. 466 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,500 PLEASE, LET ME DO THE SAME. 467 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,250 MAY I HUG YOU? 468 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,333 YES. 469 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,583 I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 470 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,708 I KNOW. 471 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,291 DON'T STOP. 472 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,833 OKAY. 473 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,708 THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, ISADORA. 474 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,208 THEY LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM. 475 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,708 THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I COULD RULE THE WORLD. 476 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,625 YEAH, SO FORGET TRYING TO STEAL FARKLE OVER TO EINSTEIN. 477 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,291 YOU COME TO JOHN QUINCY ADAMS. 478 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,250 WHAT WOULD BE THE BENEFITS? 479 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,625 YOU WOULD HAVE GOOD FRIENDS HERE. 480 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,583 BUT, I'M NOT GOOD AT THAT. 481 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,583 YEAH, BUT... 482 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,875 WE ARE. 483 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,708 MAYBE IF YOU WERE IN A PLACE WHERE YOU HAD SOME GOOD FRIENDS... 484 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,708 YOU WOULDN'T STRUGGLE AS MUCH. 485 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,291 PEOPLE CHANGE PEOPLE. 486 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,333 SECRET OF LIFE. 487 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,458 YOU JUST WON'T GIVE UP, WILL YOU? 488 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:43,958 NOPE. 489 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,416 LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, THOUGH, SMACKLE. 490 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,291 OKAY. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYBODY, 491 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:53,333 AND I WANT YOU GUYS TO ANSWER AS HONESTLY AS YOU CAN. 492 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,208 WHO HERE IS NORMAL? 493 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,875 AND WHO HERE WANTS TO BE?