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A) EVERY HUMAN BEING
IS A UNIQUE COLLECTION OF ATOMS.
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B) SOME OF YOU IN THIS ROOM
MIGHT BE HUMAN BEINGS.
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C) WHEN YOU MESS WITH ATOMS,
OR HUMAN BEINGS, THEY BLOW UP.
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BELGIUM, 1831!
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OKAY, EVERYBODY,
IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
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UNDER YOUR DESKS.
FARKLE'S GONNA BLOW.
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I KNOW EVERYTHING
EXCEPT BELGIUM, 1831.
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AND ONCE I KNOW THAT,
I'LL KNOW EVERYTHING!
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AND THEN MY NAME GOES
ON THE BOARD WITH THOSE
THREE IDIOTS!
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-BREATHE, FARKLE.
-TOO LATE.
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I TASTE BLUE.
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YOU KNOW, WITH ANYBODY ELSE,
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN STRANGE.
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BUT WITH FARKLE,
WE DON'T EVEN LIFT HIM
OFF THE FLOOR ANYMORE.
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OH, HERE'S YOUR BOOK.
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UGH.
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SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
MR. MATTHEWS,
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I'M HERE TO SPEAK
WITH FARKLE MINKUS.
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FARKLE, GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
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ARE YOU FINALLY
TAKING HIM AWAY?
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HE GOES, WE ALL GO.
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I'M HERE, SO IT'S NOT
JUST THE GIRLS.
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THERE ARE NO SECRETS
IN OUR GROUP.
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NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN--
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-(bell rings)
-OKAY.
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FARKLE, I HAVE
THE RESULTS...
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OF MY I.Q.
AND APTITUDE TEST?
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I'M A GENIUS, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?
'CAUSE I'M A GENIUS.
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IT'S NOT CONCEITED
WHEN IT'S TRUE.
RIGHT, MR. MATTHEWS?
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I WOULDN'T KNOW.
I'M BARELY LITERATE.
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YOUR PARENTS HAVE GIVEN
ME PERMISSION TO TELL YOU
THAT YES,
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YOU SCORED IN
THE SUPERIOR RANGE.
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AND MY APTITUDE TEST SAYS
I SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER IN...
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"RULING THE WORLD."
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NEVER SEEN THAT ONE.
(laughs)
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THE REST OF THE CLASS FALLS
WITHIN A MORE TRADITIONAL
RANGE OF CAREERS.
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ALTHOUGH, WE DID GET ONE
BUNNY FARMER...
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Riley: YAY.
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...AND "ARMPIT SNIFFER #5"
IN A DEODORANT FACTORY.
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Maya: I GOT A JOB!
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BUT I WOULD EXPECT THERE'S
GOING TO BE FURTHER TESTING,
IS THAT RIGHT, MS. OBEN?
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YES. WHEN SOMEONE SCORES
THIS HIGH,
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THE EXPERTS USUALLY WANT
TO CONFIRM THE TESTING.
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AND THEN, MORE
SPECIALIZED SCHOOLS
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WITH GIFTED PROGRAMS,
LIKE EINSTEIN ACADEMY,
MIGHT APPROACH YOU.
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NOW, FARKLE SAYS...
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I'D NEVER LEAVE
MY FRIENDS BEHIND.
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WHO'S A GOOD GENIUS?
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I AM!
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ONE MORE THING, FARKLE.
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IT'S IMPORTANT NOT
TO REACT TO YOUR SCORE
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IN ANY WAY THAT MIGHT
MAKE YOUR FRIENDS FEEL--
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INFERIOR.
OF LESS VALUE.
LIKE DUM-DUMS.
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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT MY DAUGHTER!
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WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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(theme music playing)
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♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪
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♪ FOR A DAY ♪
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♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪
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♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪
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♪ MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE
A DRUM ♪
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♪ ON THE EDGE ♪
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♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪
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♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪
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♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪
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♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW ♪
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♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪
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♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪
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♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪
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♪ I'M SINGING "GO-O-O" ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD,
TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪
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♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪
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WELCOME TO OUR FARKLE
GENIUS PARTY.
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I'M STUART MINKUS,
THE ORIGINAL GENIUS,
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VERY PROUD TO WELCOME
MY SON TO THE CLUB.
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I'M SURE HIS MOTHER,
WHO IS UNEXCEPTIONAL,
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WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS
REPRESENTING HER PEOPLE.
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YEAH. I'M UNEXCEPTIONAL.
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WHO DOES WHAT I SAY?
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EVERYBODY.
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HI, COREY.
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NYAH!
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STOP IT.
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LOOK AT HER.
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WHAT? I LIKE HER NOW.
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SHE'S A LOT LESS SCARY
THAN SHE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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UH-HUH.
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ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AT HER?
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I HOLD IN MY HAND THE ANSWER
TO THE QUESTION THAT EVERYONE'S
BEEN ASKING.
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IS FARKLE A CLONE? A ROBOT?
OR A REAL BOY?
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REAL BOY, REAL BOY,
REAL BOY, REAL BOY.
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THIS IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE
OF FARKLE MINKUS.
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REAL BOY!
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(cheering)
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THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MOM.
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ANY TIME, KIDDO.
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YOU MAKE ME PROUD
EVERY DAY.
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STUART AND I WANT TO THANK
ALL OF FARKLE'S FRIENDS
WHO CARE ABOUT HIM.
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YOU'RE ALL HE EVER
TALKS ABOUT.
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WE HOPE YOU'LL KEEP ENCOURAGING
HIM TO BE AS UNIQUE AS HE'S
ALWAYS BEEN.
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THE MINKUSES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
SIMPLE, INCREDIBLY RICH PEOPLE.
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PLEASE ENJOY OUR PARTY,
AND DON'T FORGET YOUR
COMPLIMENTARY PENGUIN.
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(penguins squeak)
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HEY, MINKUS, GREAT PARTY.
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NICE SHIRT.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANY OF THAT.
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YOU MARRIED JENNIFER BASSETT.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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WE FELL IN LOVE.
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SHE TOLD ME.
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MAYA, WHEN I RULE THE WORLD,
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I'LL GIVE YOU HALF
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY LOVELY
FAKE WIFE.
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HEY, I WANT SOME
OF THAT!
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YEAH, FARKLE,
YOU LOVE THEM EQUALLY.
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MARRY THEM BOTH.
WOULDN'T THAT BE
THE GENIUS THING TO DO?
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SEE WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND!
MAKE IT HAPPEN, FACE.
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HERE WE GO.
STYLE
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-RILEY MATTHEWS?
-YES.
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-WOULD YOU...
-ABSOLUTELY.
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-...DO ME THE HONOR...
-ANY TIME AT ALL.
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-...OF BECOMING...
-WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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-...MRS...
-DO YOU NOT
UNDERSTAND "YES"?
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...FARKLE MINKUS?
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YOU'RE GONNA
BE THERE, RIGHT?
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-A YES IS A YES.
HERE'S YOUR RING.
-HEY!
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-YOU GET TWO PENGUINS.
-OKAY.
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MAYA, MARRY US QUICK
WHILE SHE'S STILL DISTRACTED
BY THE SPARKLES.
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OKAY.
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BLAH, BLAH BLAH.
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I DO.
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BLAH, BLAH BLAH.
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THERE IT IS.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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IF ANYONE HAS ANY REASON
WHY THESE TWO SHOULDN'T
BE JOINED--
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I OBJECT, YES.
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SMACKLE.
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YOU MADE IT TO
THE WEDDING, SMACKLE!
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STILL HAVING TROUBLE
WITH THE HUGGING THING,
AREN'T YOU?
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THE AVERAGE MIDDLE SCHOOLER
SPENDS NINE MINUTES A DAY
ENGAGED IN HUGS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I ACCOMPLISH IN THOSE
NINE MINUTES?
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-NO.
-ASK NASA.
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SMACKLE, HERE TO MOCK
MY RECENT MEMBERSHIP
INTO THE GENIUS CLUB?
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ON THE CONTRARY, FARKLE.
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I WELCOME YOU
WITH OPEN ARMS.
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MY ARMS.
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THEY ARE OPEN.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO WITH THAT?
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WE ARE BOTH
GENIUSES NOW.
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YUP. THAT MAKES US
EVEN MORE ALIKE THAT
WE WERE.
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AND AS WE BOTH KNOW...
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LIKE FORCES REPEL.
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YES, SCIENCE SAYS
WE MAY NEVER BE TOGETHER.
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AND SCIENCE NEVER
MAKES A MISTAKE.
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REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN
THE BLOBFISH?
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WHY, SCIENCE? WHY?
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I'M HERE TO ASK YOU
TO CONSIDER TRANSFERRING
TO EINSTEIN ACADEMY.
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THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
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STOP HITTING ON ME.
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HA. OKAY.
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WHAT WOULD BE THE BENEFITS
OF MY GOING TO EINSTEIN?
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TO DEVELOP
YOUR MAGNIFICENT BRAIN
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SO THE WORLD IS NOT CHEATED
OF YOUR FULL POTENTIAL.
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT
MY DUM-DUMS HOLD ME BACK?
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I AM A BLOBFISH.
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YEAH... TELL ME MORE
ABOUT EINSTEIN ACADEMY.
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FARKLE, WHAT ARE YOU?
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GENIUS. I'M ON THE BOARD.
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WRONG.
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RILEY, WHAT ARE YOU?
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BUNNY FARMER.
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WRONG.
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THEN DON'T GO
INTO MY ROOM.
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ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU
GUYS HAVE BEEN TOLD
YOU ARE THIS WEEK?
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THAT'S ONLY A PIECE
OF WHAT MAKES YOU AN INDIVIDUAL.
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THIS I.Q. TEST
PRODUCES A NUMBER
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THAT PUTS YOU IN A CATEGORY.
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A LABEL.
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DON'T LIVE UNDER A LABEL.
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IT JUST GETS IN THE WAY
OF WHO YOU ARE.
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BUT IF YOU GET CALLED SOMETHING
ENOUGH, DON'T YOU START
BELIEVING IT?
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BELIEVE IN WHAT
YOU CONTRIBUTE TO OTHERS.
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WE EXPECT GREAT THINGS
FROM YOU, FARKLE.
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I'LL TRY MY BEST, SIR.
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BUT, I ALSO EXPECT
GREAT THINGS FROM
EVERYBODY ELSE.
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REMARKABLE PEOPLE HAVE
I.Q.'s ALL ACROSS THE BOARD.
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EVERYONE HAS GREAT GIFTS,
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AND EVERYONE IN THIS CLASS
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HAS THE POTENTIAL
TO IMPACT OUR WORLD.
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SO JUST BE YOURSELF.
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IT'S THE ONLY LABEL
THAT MATTERS.
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MR. MATTHEWS?
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IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU,
I NEED A MOMENT WITH FARKLE.
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OKAY. FARKLE?
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SO, THEY DID MORE TESTING ON ME.
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HOW BIG A GENIUS
ARE YOU?
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RILEY, THEY'RE CONSIDERING
SOME BEHAVIORAL TRAITS
IN FARKLE
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THAT WARRANT A MORE
SPECIFIC KIND
OF TESTING.
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WHAT? THEY JUST NOTICED
FARKLE'S A LITTLE FARKLY?
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I COULD HAVE TOLD THEM THAT.
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THEY WANT TO SEE
IF I HAVE AUTISM.
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YOU DON'T.
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LET'S GO TELL THEM
YOU DON'T.
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I MIGHT HAVE A TYPE OF AUTISM
CALLED ASPERGER'S SYNDROME.
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YOU DON'T.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S A DISORDER THAT AFFECTS
A PERSON'S BEHAVIOR.
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FARKLE, WHEN I SAID THAT
YOU WERE A LITTLE FARKLY,
WHAT I MEANT WAS...
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YEAH, THAT YOU BEHAVE
JUST LIKE A PERFECTLY
NORMAL FARKLE.
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YOU DO.
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WE'LL GET THE RESULTS
FROM TODAY'S INTERVIEW,
AND WE'LL KNOW.
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WE KNOW.
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WE DON'T KNOW.
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GUYS, I'VE PASSED EVERY
SINGLE TEST I'VE EVER TAKEN.
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HE MADE US COME RIGHT OVER.
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HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME,
HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING
EXCEPT BE WITH YOU.
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OF COURSE.
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THAT'S WHO HE IS.
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I SEE IT
IN MY CLASSROOM EVERY DAY.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
TO HIM WAS THAT YOU'RE
A PART OF THIS.
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BECAUSE HE'S FARKLE.
227
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:14,875
THAT'S WHO YOU ARE,
228
00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,500
NO MATTER WHAT
ANYBODY SAYS.
229
00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,708
COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE US
ONE OF YOUR WONDERFUL LITTLE
RILEY PICK-ME-UPS?
230
00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:29,291
WHATEVER HAPPENS, AT LEAST
YOU'RE IN BETTER SHAPE
THAT MAYA.
231
00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:33,000
OKAY, THAT WASN'T WHAT
I WAS GOING FOR, BUT SURE,
LET'S TURN ON ME.
232
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000
YOU THINK YOU GOT STUFF?
233
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,125
LOOK AT THIS!
THIS IS A BAG OF CATS.
234
00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,708
OKAY THERE,
LITTLE HELPER.
235
00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,750
ALL RIGHT, THIS WEBSITE LISTS
SYMPTOMS OF ASPERGER'S.
236
00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:44,333
UH, THE FIRST ONE THEY MENTION
IS SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS.
237
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,458
CHECK.
238
00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:46,750
YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING AWKWARD.
239
00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,416
HA!
240
00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:52,833
WELL, THAT'S JUST SOMETHING
YOU DO AND YOU'RE GONNA
STOP DOING THAT.
241
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,333
HE'S GONNA
STOP DOING THAT.
242
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:55,875
"NARROWED INTERESTS.
243
00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:57,125
"GOING ON ABOUT A SUBJECT
244
00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,500
"EVEN IF THE PEOPLE HE'S
TALKING TO DON'T HAVE
A SHARED INTEREST."
245
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,583
CHECK.
246
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,625
FARKLE, WE'RE INTERESTED
IN EVERYTHING YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN.
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247
00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:03,833
BELGIUM, 1831!
248
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,708
STOP DOING THAT.
HE'S GONNA STOP DOING THAT.
249
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,500
GUYS, WHATEVER THIS IS,
I GOT IT.
250
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,583
AND I NEED YOU
TO LET THAT BE OKAY.
251
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,458
"SOME PEOPLE WITH ASPERGER'S
ARE UNCOMFORTABLE
BEING TOUCHED
252
00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:16,500
"OR RECEIVING AFFECTION.
253
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,458
"THEY MAY STRUGGLE
TO FULLY UNDERSTAND
EMOTION OR LOVE."
254
00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,291
CHECK, CHECK,
CHECKY-CHECK, CHECK.
255
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:23,708
FARKLE, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
256
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,166
YOU LOVE RILEY AND ME
SINCE THE DAY WE MET.
YOU MARRIED US.
257
00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,250
IT WASN'T REAL.
258
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,583
OWW.
259
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,166
BUT IT'S VERY SWEET.
260
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,875
AND IT'S ALL
ABOUT EMOTIONS.
261
00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,958
YOU GUYS ARE MY
BEST FRIENDS. PLEASE PROMISE
ME ONE THING.
262
00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:38,708
ANYTHING.
263
00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,833
PLEASE DON'T EVER LET ME
NOT UNDERSTAND LOVE.
264
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,583
NOTHING'S EVER BEEN
OUT OF OUR CONTROL BEFORE.
265
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,750
WE USUALLY CONTROL EVERYTHING
WITH MONEY AND PENGUINS.
266
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,833
(laughing)
267
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:56,625
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET
THE RESULTS, AND NO MATTER
WHAT THEY SAY,
268
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,708
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP BEING
THE SAME GREAT PARENTS
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
269
00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,625
YOU'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
270
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:03,250
-YOU SURE?
-OF COURSE, I'M SURE, STUART.
271
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,333
I MEAN, YOU ARE ALMOST
AS SMART AS ME.
272
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,583
OH, THANKS.
273
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,833
JENNIFER, YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG.
274
00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,625
NOTHING STANDS
A CHANCE AGAINST YOU.
275
00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,875
ALL MY LIFE,
NOTHING'S EVER FRIGHTENED ME.
276
00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,250
THEN I HAD A CHILD,
277
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,208
AND THE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
HAPPENING TO HIM FRIGHTENS
ME EVERY DAY.
278
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,250
NO MATTER WHAT
THEY TELL YOU,
279
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,583
HE'S FARKLE,
AND WE LOVE HIM.
280
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,291
THANKS FOR BEING HERE
FOR US, GUYS.
281
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,750
EVERY DAY.
282
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,583
WOULD YOU GUYS BE UPSET
IF I TRANSFERRED
TO EINSTEIN ACADEMY?
283
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,708
YES.
284
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,125
WOULD YOU STILL
BE MY FRIENDS?
285
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,708
BOY, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S
GONNA RULE THE WORLD,
286
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,625
YOU SURE ASK
SOME DUM-DUM QUESTIONS.
287
00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,000
FARKLE.
288
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,125
PEOPLE WHO AREN'T FARKLE.
289
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,291
HEY, SMACKLE.
290
00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,875
STOP SMOTHERING ME.
291
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,250
OKAY.
292
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,000
FRIENDS. HUGGING.
293
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,333
I SUPPOSE THIS IS ALL
VERY IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE
LIKE YOU.
294
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,291
YOU LOVE US, SMACKLE,
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET.
295
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,458
NOTED.
296
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:09,625
FARKLE, I'M HERE TO SEE
HOW YOU ENJOYED YOUR TOUR
OF EINSTEIN ACADEMY.
297
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,958
-YOU WENT?
-HE SPENT THE DAY WITH US.
298
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,583
HE FIT.
299
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,833
AND SO WILL THIS.
300
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:18,583
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
301
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,625
I'M SWOONING.
302
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,708
PERHAPS WE COULD INDULGE
IN OUR ESTABLISHED RITUAL
OF SHARING A SMOOTHIE?
303
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,833
THANKS, BUT I'M NOT REALLY
THIRSTY RIGHT NOW.
304
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,833
NOR AM I REALLY INTERESTED
IN THE CONSUMPTION OF
A FROZEN TREAT...
305
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,708
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
306
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,000
WHO DO WE CALL?
307
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,875
I BELIEVE
SHE'S WINKING AT ME.
308
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,291
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
309
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,000
YEAH, LET'S SEE IT
WITH ONE EYE.
310
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,583
-TWO, YES, TWO EYES.
-PLEASE, DON'T...
311
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,250
WHY DON'T I GET US
A TABLE OUTSIDE?
312
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:04,875
FARKLE, ISADORA SMACKLE
LOVES YOU!
313
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,291
BUT I'M LOYAL
TO BOTH OF YOU.
314
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:10,458
WELL, YOUR TWO FAKE WIVES
WANT YOU TO SPEND TIME
WITH ONE REAL SMACKLE.
315
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,375
GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
316
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,125
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
317
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,125
DID YOU ASK US
TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND LOVE?
318
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,166
YEAH.
319
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,416
THEN GO FIGURE IT OUT.
320
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,125
YEAH, WE HEARD
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
321
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,458
IT FEELS STRANGE TO BE TOGETHER
NOT IN A SPELLING BEE,
OR SOMETHING.
322
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,708
WELL, I AM MORE COMFORTABLE
SAYING THINGS IN SPELLING BEES.
323
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,708
LIKE YOU IN THAT BLAZER: HUNK.
324
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,208
H-U-N-K. HUNK.
325
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,583
UH, COULD YOU USE THAT
IN A SENTENCE, PLEASE?
326
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:46,375
YOU LOOK GREAT
IN THAT BLAZER, HUNK.
327
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,750
THIS IS NEW.
328
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,125
NEW IS INTERESTING.
329
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,708
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
330
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:57,500
MY BLAZER IS NEW.
331
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,375
ME BEING CALLED
A HUNK IS NEW.
332
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,875
I MAY HAVE A FORM
OF AUTISM.
333
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,708
REALLY?
334
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,750
ASPERGER'S SYNDROME.
335
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,500
THIS MAY BE
TOO MUCH FOR YOU.
336
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,833
I UNDERSTAND
IF YOU WISH TO LEAVE.
337
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,833
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
338
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:12,833
THIS DOESN'T SCARE YOU?
339
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:13,875
NOT AT ALL.
340
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,708
MAY I TELL YOU
THAT IT SCARES ME?
341
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:18,708
YOU ARE HOLDING MY HAND.
342
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,333
IS THAT OKAY?
343
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,833
IT'S THE HUNK MOVE.
344
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,708
THANK YOU, ISADORA.
345
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,625
FOR WHAT?
346
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,708
FOR LIKING ME
FOR WHATEVER I AM.
347
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,708
(bell rings)
348
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,833
-FARKLE.
-HELLO, SMACKLE.
349
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,750
YOU OBSERVED ME
IN MY NATURAL HABITAT,
350
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:55,875
SO I ASKED MR. MATTHEWS
IF I COULD OBSERVE YOU
IN MEDIOCREVILLE.
351
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,875
-I HOPE THAT'S NOT OFFENSIVE.
-OF COURSE, IT IS.
352
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,125
I HAVE NO REMORSE.
353
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,083
GLAD YOU COULD
JOIN US, SMACKLE.
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354
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:06,708
LUCAS, YOU HAVE TO STOP.
355
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,583
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
356
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,833
LUCAS, TAKE A HINT.
357
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:16,958
WOW.
358
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,000
FARKLE
359
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,208
MAY WE SPEAK PRIVATELY?
360
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,750
THERE'S NO NEED, MS. OBEN.
I UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE.
361
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,750
I'LL BE FINE.
362
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,750
WELL, I UNDERSTAND
I'M TALKING TO A GENIUS,
363
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,333
BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND AT ALL.
364
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:33,750
I'VE SPOKEN WITH YOUR PARENTS
AND THEY'RE OKAY IF WE HAVE
A CONVERSATION.
365
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,583
FARKLE TIME?
366
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,208
ABSOLUTELY.
367
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,875
ASPERGER'S SYNDROME
IS AN AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER.
368
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,583
A.S.D.
369
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,166
THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLICATED
LABEL, SO I WANNA EXPLAIN
IT TO YOU.
370
00:15:56,708 --> 00:16:00,125
PEOPLE WITH A.S.D. CAN FALL
ANYWHERE ON A SPECTRUM
OF DIFFERENT BEHAVIORS.
371
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,416
THEY TALKED TO ME
FOR A LONG TIME.
372
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,000
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
373
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,833
I DON'T HAVE ASPERGER'S.
374
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,458
BUT THEY ALSO SAID
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO MAKE OF ME.
375
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,750
AND I LIKE THAT.
376
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,708
SO, WHAT AM I?
377
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,500
I'M FARKLE!
THANK YOU.
378
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,458
WE'RE ALL A UNIQUE
COLLECTION OF ATOMS,
379
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,583
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE
OF EACH OF US.
380
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,625
THE ONLY LABEL YOU
SHOULD WEAR
381
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,458
IS YOUR NAME.
382
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,000
LET YOUR ACTIONS DEFINE YOU.
383
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,583
BECAUSE THERE'S
ANOTHER SPECTRUM.
384
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,708
HOW YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE,
385
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,708
WHAT YOU DO WITH
WHATEVER YOU'RE GIVEN.
386
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,708
HOW YOU TREAT
THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU.
387
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,000
THESE ARE YOUR ACTIONS.
388
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,375
THIS IS YOUR NAME.
389
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,083
THAT'S WHO YOU ARE.
390
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,000
THANKS FOR THE WAY
YOU TREAT ME.
391
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,583
AND THANKS FOR STUDYING
ALL OF IT.
392
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,208
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
393
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,583
YOU GUYS STUDIED?
394
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,083
HEY, OUR FRIEND
WAS WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING.
395
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,708
SO, WE LEARNED ABOUT IT.
396
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,708
IF I KNEW IT WAS STUDYING,
I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
397
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,583
MS. SMACKLE?
398
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,708
I BELIEVED THAT FARKLE WOULD
BE BETTER OFF ATTENDING
EINSTEIN ACADEMY.
399
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:28,166
OBSERVING HIM IN
YOUR INFERIOR CLASS
WAS TO BE MY PROOF.
400
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,958
DON'T HOLD BACK, SMACK,
JUST SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.
401
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,708
MY FINDINGS ARE CONTRADICTORY
TO MY HYPOTHESIS.
402
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,833
ALSO, PLEASE TALK DOWN TO US.
403
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000
THIS CLASS TEACHES LESSONS
YOU CANNOT FIND IN A TEXTBOOK.
404
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:46,625
THERE ARE FRIENDSHIPS HERE
THAT CAN'T BE CREATED
IN A LABORATORY.
405
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:49,750
FARKLE,
406
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,291
YOU ARE WHERE
YOU BELONG.
407
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,875
I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
408
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,333
SHOULD LEAVE.
409
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,875
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN
WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
410
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:12,708
AND YOU THOUGHT
I WAS A MONSTER
411
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,625
JUST BECAUSE I WAS BIGGER
AND DIFFERENT THAN EVERYBODY,
412
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,416
AND I HANDCUFFED SHAWN
TO A BOATHOUSE?
413
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,625
YEAH.
414
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,500
WELL, IT NEVER MATTERED
WHAT PEOPLE SAID ABOUT ME.
415
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,166
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF
416
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,458
NO MATTER WHAT
ANYBODY ELSE CALLED ME.
417
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,625
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD WAY
TO GO THROUGH LIFE, MONSTER.
418
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,875
EVEN IF FARKLE HAD BEEN
DIAGNOSED WITH SOMETHING,
419
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,750
IT NEVER WOULD HAVE
CHANGED HOW MUCH
WE LOVE HIM.
420
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,625
OR EACH OTHER.
421
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,500
THANK YOU FOR MY SON.
422
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,875
THANK YOU
FOR MARRYING ME.
423
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,708
YEAH, WELL,
YOU TOLD ME TO.
424
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,625
HEY, GUYS,
WE APPRECIATE YOU
GOING THROUGH THIS WITH US.
425
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,333
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
FRIENDS DO.
426
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,000
HEY, MONSTER?
427
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,625
YEAH?
428
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,250
YOU DON'T SCARE ME ANYMORE.
429
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,625
I'M OKAY.
430
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,208
I WILL GO
THOUGH LIFE ALONE.
431
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,625
ISADORA, YOU HAVEN'T
LOST FARKLE.
432
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,166
HE DOESN'T WANT ME NOW.
433
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,708
WHY?
434
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,708
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
HAVE ASPERGER'S...
435
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,583
LIKE YOU?
436
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,500
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
437
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,750
WE STUDIED.
438
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,250
WE'RE STUDIERS.
439
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,375
SHE MADE ME.
440
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:24,250
I WAS DIAGNOSED
WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD.
441
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,208
I... STRUGGLE WITH IT.
442
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,000
ISADORA, I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYBODY WE RESPECT
MORE THAN YOU.
443
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,583
I'M NOT LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE.
444
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,583
BUT WHO WANTS THAT?
445
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,875
THE STRANGEST THING
IS THAT I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE
WITH FARKLE.
446
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,000
BUT HE'S NOT QUITE
LIKE ME ANYMORE.
447
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,750
BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT
YOU GUYS ALWAYS WANTED.
448
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,250
YOU WERE LIKE FORCES
AND LIKE FORCES REPEL.
449
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,708
YEAH, SMACKLE.
450
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,625
SCIENCE DICTATES THAT YOU
GUYS CAN BE TOGETHER NOW.
451
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,833
YOU THINK HE KNOWS THAT?
452
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,583
LADIES!
453
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,208
FARKLE, MY ARCH NEMESIS.
454
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,708
SMACKLE, MY ARCH NEMESIS.
455
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,708
RILEY, MAYA,
MY WIVES WHO I WILL
ADORE FOREVER.
456
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,291
I WANT A DIVORCE.
MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
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457
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,250
THIS IS THE LONGEST
RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER HAD.
458
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,125
YOU WILL LOVE AGAIN, RILEY.
459
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:18,000
OH, I'M GONNA LEAVE
YOU TWOS ALONE NOW.
460
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,583
ISADORA, I'M
A SINGLE MAN NOW.
461
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,000
FARKLE, BEFORE
WE CONTINUE,
462
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,416
THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
463
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,083
-I HAVE--
-I KNOW YOU DO.
464
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,500
I ALSO KNOW YOU SHOWED ME
UNDERSTANDING AND COMPASSION.
465
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,833
OF COURSE.
466
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,500
PLEASE, LET ME DO THE SAME.
467
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,250
MAY I HUG YOU?
468
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,333
YES.
469
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,583
I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.
470
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,708
I KNOW.
471
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,291
DON'T STOP.
472
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,833
OKAY.
473
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,708
THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, ISADORA.
474
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,208
THEY LIKE ME
FOR WHO I AM.
475
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,708
THEY MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE I COULD RULE THE WORLD.
476
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,625
YEAH, SO FORGET TRYING
TO STEAL FARKLE OVER
TO EINSTEIN.
477
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,291
YOU COME
TO JOHN QUINCY ADAMS.
478
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,250
WHAT WOULD BE
THE BENEFITS?
479
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,625
YOU WOULD HAVE
GOOD FRIENDS HERE.
480
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,583
BUT, I'M NOT GOOD AT THAT.
481
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,583
YEAH, BUT...
482
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,875
WE ARE.
483
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,708
MAYBE IF YOU WERE IN
A PLACE WHERE YOU HAD
SOME GOOD FRIENDS...
484
00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:31,708
YOU WOULDN'T
STRUGGLE AS MUCH.
485
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,291
PEOPLE CHANGE PEOPLE.
486
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,333
SECRET OF LIFE.
487
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,458
YOU JUST WON'T
GIVE UP, WILL YOU?
488
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:43,958
NOPE.
489
00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,416
LOOKS GOOD ON YOU,
THOUGH, SMACKLE.
490
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,291
OKAY. I HAVE
A QUESTION FOR EVERYBODY,
491
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:53,333
AND I WANT YOU GUYS TO ANSWER
AS HONESTLY AS YOU CAN.
492
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,208
WHO HERE IS NORMAL?
493
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,875
AND WHO HERE WANTS TO BE?