1 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:05,875 WE HAVE CHANGED THE LIFE OF SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM. 2 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,125 OH, PLEASE NOT ME. 3 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:08,875 I'M HAPPY WITH MY LIFE THE WAY IT IS. 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,833 I GOT TALL, AND MY TEETH CAME IN NICELY. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,583 YEAH, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU TWO. 6 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:17,166 OH, NO. WHAT'D YOU DO? 7 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:19,583 OH, LUCAS, IN YOUR WHOLE HISTORY, 8 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:22,625 WE KNOW WHAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOUR BIGGEST REGRET. 9 00:00:22,625 --> 00:00:24,250 (quietly) BAAAAH. 10 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:26,875 WHAT'S THAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 11 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:28,083 BAAAAH! 12 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:29,750 YOU USED TO BE A CHAMPION SHEEP RIDER 13 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,750 AT THE MUTTON BUSTIN' RODEO, UNTIL YOU FELL OFF OF JUDY THE SHEEP. 14 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:35,500 AND THEN YOU GAVE UP, BUT YOU NEVER GOT OVER IT. 15 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,458 THAT IS MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET. 16 00:00:37,458 --> 00:00:39,416 NO ONE KNOWS I FELL OFF JUDY THE SHEEP EXCEPT... 17 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:46,416 THINK THEY MADE ME, LUCAS. THINK THEY MADE ME. 18 00:00:46,416 --> 00:00:48,000 HOW DID THEY MAKE YOU? 19 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,750 (sighs) I SAID, "Y'ALL WANNA HEAR A GREAT LUCAS STORY?" 20 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,708 THEY SAID, "YES." 21 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,458 OKAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M OVER IT. 22 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,250 I DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT DAY AT ALL. 23 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:09,375 (sniffle) I FELL OFF THAT SHEEP SO FAST. 24 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:11,875 NO ONE LIKES ME. 25 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:16,000 LUCAS, YOU CAN FIX THIS. 26 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,750 GET BACK ON THAT SHEEP AND BE A SHEEP CHAMPION. 27 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,583 WE HAVE MADE THAT POSSIBLE. 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,708 HOW? HOW'D YOU MAKE THAT POSSIBLE? 29 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,000 SHOW IT TO HIM. 30 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:28,250 RIDE, LUCAS! RIDE, BOY! 31 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,000 WE HAVE ENTERED YOU IN-- 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,166 THE ANNUAL MUTTON BUSTING TOURNAMENT! 33 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,708 IN AUSTIN, TEXAS! 34 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:35,416 IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. 35 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:36,625 Both: YAY! 36 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,625 YOU CAN'T ENTER ME IN MUTTON BUSTERS. 37 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:41,166 YOU CAN'T BE OVER EIGHT YEARS OLD OR OVER 55 POUNDS. 38 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,833 YOU ARE WRONG, YOUNG LUCAS. 39 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,083 WE ENTERED YOU LAST WEEK AND YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED. 40 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:49,708 "CONGRATULATIONS, LUCAS FRIAR. 41 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,625 "YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL ENTRY IN THIS YEAR'S 42 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,625 "AUSTIN ROUND UP RODEO. 43 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,500 "YOU WILL BE RIDING TOMBSTONE THE SHEEP." 44 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,583 WHAT? TOMBSTONE? 45 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,583 OH, WELL, THAT'S THE END OF YOU. 46 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:00,750 WHY IS IT THE END OF HIM? 47 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,000 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIDING 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,750 JUDY THE SHEEP AND TOMBSTONE THE SHEEP? 49 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,250 READ IT AGAIN. 50 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,833 BLAH BLAH BLAH. OVER THE AGE AND WEIGHT LIMIT FOR MUTTON BUSTERS. 51 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,833 BLAH. WE HAVE PLACED YOU IN THE ADULT RODEO 52 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,416 WHERE YOU WILL, BLAH, RIDE TOMBSTONE THE SHEEP. 53 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:15,333 OH, YOU ONLY GOT ONE WORD WRONG. 54 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,875 LET'S SEE IF THEY FIND THAT ONE WORD. 55 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,333 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHDY BLAH 56 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,250 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHDY BLAH BLAH BLAH 57 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:25,208 BLAH BLAHDY BLAH. OH, BULL! 58 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:26,625 AH, SHE FOUND IT. 59 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:30,458 YOU SIGNED ME UP TO RIDE TOMBSTONE THE BULL! 60 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:32,708 ARE YOU EXCITED? 61 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:35,375 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 62 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,583 RIDING A SHEEP AND RIDING A BULL? 63 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:39,208 DEATH. DEATH IS THE DIFFERENCE. 64 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,000 ALL RIGHT. MAY WE BEGIN CLASS? 65 00:02:43,958 --> 00:02:45,958 THE RAILROAD. 66 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,250 I DON'T GET IT. 67 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,583 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET IT, FARKLE? 68 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:52,458 HOW'S THE RAILROAD TIE INTO WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR LIVES, HAMBONE? 69 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:55,083 YOU JUST GONNA LET HIM CALL YOU, "HAMBONE," MATTHEWS? 70 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:58,625 THE RAILROAD ALLOWED US TO TRAVEL GREAT DISTANCES. 71 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:02,208 THE RAILROAD ALLOWED US TO SEE HOW OTHER PEOPLE LIVE. 72 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,750 WHEN YOU SEE HOW OTHER PEOPLE LIVE, 73 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,708 IT CHANGES YOU. 74 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:08,625 AND I LIKE "HAMBONE." IT'S COOL. 75 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,708 RILEY, RIP IT UP BEFORE HE FINDS OUT. 76 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:12,958 -WHO? -HE'S GONNA FIND OUT, 77 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,625 AND WHEN HE DOES, NOTHING WILL STOP HIM. 78 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,708 -WHO? -OH, YOU'LL KNOW WHO. 79 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:18,291 YOU'LL HEAR HIS BIG, BOOMING VOICE. 80 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:20,958 HE'LL SAY SOMETHIN'-- HE'LL SAY SOMETHIN' LIKE-- 81 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:23,708 THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON RAILROADS. 82 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:26,250 I MYSELF, JUST ARRIVED ON THE NOON TRAIN 83 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:29,208 FROM AUSTIN, TEXARKANA AND ARKADELPHIA. 84 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,458 GUESS WHY I'M HERE. 85 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,750 ANYBODY? 86 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:38,208 (laughs) I'M HERE BECAUSE I COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD 87 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,708 OF MY GRANDBOY, LUCAS. 88 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:42,833 PAPPY JOE. THAT'S YOUR PAPPY JOE. 89 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:45,250 THAT'S PAPPY JOE. YES! MORE STUFF! 90 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,875 THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE FIRST FRIAR 91 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,875 THAT EVER HAD THE COURAGE 92 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:55,083 TO RIDE THE MOST FEROCIOUS CREATURE IN ALL OF CREATION. 93 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,708 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT JUDY THE SHEEP, PAPPY JOE? 94 00:03:57,708 --> 00:04:00,708 (laughs) JUDY THE SHEEP! 95 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,708 REMEMBER WHEN YOU FELL OFF OF JUDY THE SHEEP 96 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:04,833 FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS, BOY? REMEMBER THAT? 97 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:07,875 AND WE ALL SAID "IT WAS OKAY," 'CAUSE YOU WERE ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD. 98 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,958 SO WE SAID, "IT WAS OKAY," BUT IT WASN'T OKAY, 99 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:13,208 BECAUSE YOU WERE A DISGRACE TO THE COMMUNITY 100 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,833 AND YOU DRAGGED YOUR FAMILY NAME THROUGH THE MUD HOLE 101 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:16,833 RIGHT UP TO THIS DAY. 102 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:19,458 YOU PUT US IN THE MUD HOLE, REMEMBER BOY? 103 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,583 YES. 104 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,375 THERE IS ONE MOMENT IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE 105 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,166 THAT SHAPES WHO HE IS FOREVER. 106 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,458 MY MOMENT WAS JUDY THE SHEEP. 107 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:29,875 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, LUCAS FRIAR? 108 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:32,208 FORGIVEN. 109 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,875 YOU GET ON THAT BULL FOR MORE THAN THREE SECONDS 110 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,291 AND YOU WILL BE THE MASTER OF TOMBSTONE THE BULL, 111 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:40,000 AND I'LL TELL YOU, "I LOVE YOU." 112 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,583 AND THAT'S SOMETHIN' I'VE NEVER SAID TO ANOTHER HUMAN. 113 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,000 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 114 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,708 TIME FOR TALKIN'S OVER. 115 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:47,416 I GOT A PERMISSION SLIP. 116 00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:48,625 BABINEAUX, 117 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:50,708 GOT ONE FOR YOU, TOO. COME ON, BOYS. 118 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,000 LET'S GO RIDE. 119 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,583 YEEHAW! 120 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:59,083 THAT SLIPPED OUT. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 121 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,458 YOU DID THIS! 122 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,833 (theme music playing) 123 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:16,708 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING ♪ 124 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:18,000 ♪ FOR A DAY ♪ 125 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,083 ♪ LIKE THIS TO COME ♪ 126 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,583 ♪ STRUCK LIKE LIGHTNING ♪ 127 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:23,416 ♪ MY HEART'S BEATING LIKE A DRUM ♪ 128 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:24,708 ♪ ON THE EDGE ♪ 129 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:27,375 ♪ OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL ♪ 130 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:30,250 ♪ FACE TO FACE WITH CHANGES ♪ 131 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,416 ♪ WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT? ♪ 132 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,583 ♪ LIFE IS CRAZY ♪ 133 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,583 ♪ BUT I KNOW ♪ 134 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:35,625 ♪ I CAN WORK IT OUT ♪ 135 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:36,833 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU ♪ 136 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,625 ♪ TO LIVE IT WITH ME ♪ 137 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:43,750 ♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 138 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:47,250 ♪ LIGHT UP THE STARS, I'VE GOT SOME PAGES TO TURN ♪ 139 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,000 ♪ I'M SINGING "OH-O-O" ♪ 140 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,125 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 141 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:55,125 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 142 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,583 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 143 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:59,083 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD, TAKE ON THE WORLD ♪ 144 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,708 ♪ TAKE ON THE WORLD. ♪ 145 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,083 Lucas: WELL, IF I HAVE TO RIDE TOMBSTONE THE BULL 146 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:10,833 AND DIE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, AT LEAST IT WON'T BE IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS. 147 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:11,875 All: SURPRISE! 148 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:14,458 Lucas: HEY, IT'S ALL MY FRIENDS. 149 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,750 (train whistle) 150 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:26,333 MAN, I LOOK GOOD IN MY 151 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:28,583 "WELCOME TO TEXAS," BILLY BUCKAROO COWBOY HAT. 152 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,583 THAT AIN'T A HAT. 153 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,000 THAT'S TEACUP. 154 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:39,708 THIS IS A HAT. 155 00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:42,875 HOW'S IT LOOK? 156 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:44,750 NOT BAD, FARKLE. 157 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:45,708 WELCOME HOME. 158 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:52,708 WELL, LOOK AT YOU TWO LITTLE DARLINS. 159 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:54,875 (chuckles) TOLD YOU THIS WAS THE BEST WAY 160 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,708 TO SPEND ALL OF OUR ALLOWANCE MONEY ON THE FIRST DAY. 161 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,458 QUIT LOOKING AT US, HUCKLEBERRY. 162 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:02,083 I'M SORRY, MAYA. 163 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,000 YOU LOOK... GOOD. 164 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,458 OH, THANKS. 165 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,833 YEAH, YOU BOTH LOOK GOOD. 166 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:08,875 (chuckles) 167 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,750 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS? 168 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,083 A BAY WINDOW. 169 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:18,208 BAY WINDOW, RIGHT NOW. 170 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:23,750 WHAT'S A BAY WINDA? 171 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,625 OH, YOU KNOW, A SAFE PLACE WHERE THE GIRLS HAVE THEIR PRIVATE TALKS. 172 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,458 OH, WELL THEN... 173 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:32,250 I'LL MAKE SURE THOSE TWO STAY RIGHT THERE, FOREVER. 174 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,750 -PAPPY JOE! PAPPY JOE! PAPPY JOE! -WHOA, WHOA. 175 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,708 DON'T BE ALARMED. IT'S JUST CLETUS. 176 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,625 TOMBSTONE THE BULL GONE CRAZY! 177 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,750 HE EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE PLACE AT THE SAME TIME 178 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,416 LIKE ONE OF THEM HOUDINI BULLS. 179 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,458 USE YOUR WORDS, CLETUS. 180 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:50,750 I AM USING MY WORDS, GARDUCKY. 181 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:53,875 TOMBSTONE THE BULL GONE BANANAHOOEY! 182 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:56,000 I LOVE HIM. 183 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,875 WHAT DID TOMBSTONE THE BULL DO? 184 00:07:57,875 --> 00:07:59,833 HE DONE TORE UP THE CHINA SHOP, 185 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:00,833 IRONICALLY. 186 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:03,708 IT'S TRUE WHAT THEM SAY. 187 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:05,166 YOU MEAN HE BROKE OUT OF HIS PEN? 188 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,958 OH HE BRAMMOED THE PEN! 189 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,208 WHAT'S THEM, A BAY WINDER? 190 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,583 AH, THAT'S RILEY AND MAYA, CLETUS. 191 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,875 OH, WELL HOW DEE DOO. 192 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:17,458 -WELL HOW. -DEE. 193 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:18,500 DO. 194 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,750 LUKEY. THISSAR LUKEY! 195 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,083 GAH! OH! 196 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:26,708 (laughs) WAIT, DID THEY GET TOMBSTONE BACK IN HIS PEN, CLETUS? 197 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,291 YESSIR. WE SHOT HIM FULLA SLEEPY JUICE, 198 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,125 BUT I SEEN THE LOOK IN THEM RED EYES 199 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:33,000 JUST AFORE HE WENT NIGHTY NIGHT. 200 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 AND WHEN HE WAKE UP, 201 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,291 HUH-HUUURR! 202 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:47,458 WHAT? 203 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,375 HUH-HUUURR! 204 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,750 OH. (clears throat) 205 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,291 WHAT? 206 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,958 HUH-HUUURRR! 207 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:06,583 I KNOW IT'S EARLY, BUT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. 208 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,000 WELL, THANKEE. 209 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,750 NO, THANK-EE. 210 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,875 ALL I KNOW IS, I FEEL SORRY FOR THE PO' FOOL GONNA RIDE ON TOMBSTONE. 211 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:15,625 DID I TELL YOU WHAT HE DONE DID TODAY? 212 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:20,500 LUCAS IS GONNA RIDE OLD TOMBSTONE IN THE RODEO, CLETUS. 213 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,833 OH. 214 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:24,708 OH. 215 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,375 OH NO. 216 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:31,708 LUKEY... 217 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,166 LUKEY... 218 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,000 BYE, LUKEY. 219 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:56,291 GOODBYE. 220 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,625 Announcer: WELCOME, ONCE AGAIN, TO THE AUSTIN ROUNDUP RODEO. 221 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,375 I WILL RIDE YOU. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 222 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,000 I WILL RIDE YOU FOR MORE THAN THREE SECONDS. 223 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,625 I WILL BE THE MASTER OF TOMBSTONE THE BULL. 224 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,333 (snorts) 225 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,875 ALL RIGHT, HOW BAD IS THIS GONNA BE? 226 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,000 (bellows angrily) 227 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,625 GREAT. 228 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:26,000 I WILL RIDE YOU. I WILL BE THE MASTER OF JUDY THE SHEEP. 229 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,708 (bleats) 230 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,416 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, JUDY. IT'S ME. 231 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,333 (bleats loudly) 232 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:33,625 YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! 233 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,875 GOOD LUCK, FRIAR. 234 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,750 GOOD LUCK, MCCULLOUGH. 235 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:45,833 Announcer: Y'ALL BE SURE TO STOP BY OUR AIR CONDITIONED REFRESHMENT TENT. 236 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,458 OH, HI. HEY. 237 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,208 UH, YEAH. I JUST SAW TOMBSTONE THE BULL, 238 00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:51,458 AND, UH, WHY DO YOU HATE ME? 239 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,000 COME ON, A BULL IS JUST A MAN COW. 240 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,750 YOU'RE A-SCARED OF A MAN COW. 241 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,166 A-MOOOO. 242 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:01,416 YOU TWO HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN A BULL, HAVE YOU? 243 00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:04,166 NO. WHAT WE'D LIKE TO SEE ARE SOME COLD DRINKS 244 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,708 INSIDE AN AIR CONDITIONED REFRESHMENT TENT. 245 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,708 -OH, LOOKEE HERE. -(gasp) 246 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,750 I JUST THINK YOU MAY REACT DIFFERENTLY 247 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,250 WHEN YOU ACTUALLY SEE A MAN COW. 248 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,583 Announcer: OH, BOY. IT'S HOTTER OUT HERE THAN MY MAMMA'S BARBECUE SAUCE. 249 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,875 HEY, ZAY. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 250 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,625 NOT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SEE. 251 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,250 Announcer: HEY THERE, RODEO FANS. 252 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,750 NOW, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, 253 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,833 SOME OF LAST YEAR'S GREATEST HITS. 254 00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:30,125 THESE, HERE, ARE WHAT WE CALL "LOVE TAPS." 255 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,583 I DON'T WANT YOU GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT BULL. 256 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,583 (scoffs) YEAH, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 257 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,708 I WANT YOU TO TAKE OFF THAT STUPID OUTFIT, 258 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,750 AND I WANNA GET OUTTA HERE. 259 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,583 -MAYA. -I SAW THE BULL. 260 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:52,708 I DON'T THINK THE BULL KNOWS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 261 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:55,625 OKAY, MAYA, LET'S NOT SHAKE LUCAS' CONFIDENCE. 262 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,000 YOU CAN DO THIS, RIGHT? 263 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,625 YOU CAN JUST RIDE A BULL FOR FOUR SECONDS 264 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,375 AND WIN THE MASTER OF TOMBSTONE AWARD? 265 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,000 LUCAS IS GONNA NEED A TOMBSTONE. 266 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,583 THERE ISN'T GONNA BE ANY MORE LUCAS. 267 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,458 HE'S GOING TO DO GREAT, MAYA. 268 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,625 ZAY, TELL HIM, "HE'S GOING TO DO GREAT." 269 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:08,958 -YOU'LL DO GREAT. -TRUTH. 270 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:09,958 YOU'RE GONNA DIE. 271 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,416 I BELIEVE IN YOU. 272 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:15,291 I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO. 273 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,583 RILEY, WHY DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO THIS? 274 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:20,125 BECAUSE THIS IS BETTER THAN RIDING JUDY THE SHEEP, 275 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,625 AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE A DISGRACE TO HIS COMMUNITY ANYMORE. 276 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,875 WELL, I DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT I'M A DISGRACE TO THE COMMUNITY. 277 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:25,875 YOU ARE. 278 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,500 I'VE BEEN TALKING TO PEOPLE. 279 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,125 THEY HAVE LONG MEMORIES AROUND HERE. 280 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,708 BAAAAH. 281 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,583 SEE? I HAVE TO DO THIS. 282 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:39,250 OKAY, THEN GO OUT THERE. 283 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,958 BE THE HERO I KNOW YOU ARE. 284 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:42,875 THANK YOU, RILEY. 285 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,875 THE MUTTON BUSTERS ARE GETTING READY TO RIDE, 286 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,000 THEN IT'S YOU, LUCAS. 287 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,833 MAKE US PROUD, BOY. 288 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,750 -FRIAR. -MCCULLOUGH. 289 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,083 I'M TALKING TO YOUNG FRIAR. 290 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,583 SO, YOU FIXIN' TO RIDE AGAIN, HUH? 291 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,833 -THAT'S RIGHT. -WELL... 292 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,291 DON'T THINK ABOUT LAST TIME. 293 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,250 (chuckles) YOU DON'T WANT THAT IN YOUR HEAD. 294 00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,708 LET'S WATCH MY GRANDSON, TIMMY MASTER JUDY THE SHEEP. 295 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:10,875 OH, YOU WERE ABOUT TWO SECONDS ON JUDY THE SHEEP, AS I RECALL. 296 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,125 BUT DON'T LET THAT BE IN YOUR HEAD. 297 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,708 HOW COME YOU AIN'T OUT THERE WITH YOUR GRANDSON? 298 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,458 WELL, THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE THE PLEASURE OF WATCHING HIM 299 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,708 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. 300 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,291 Announcer: AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 301 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,750 IT'S MUTTON BUSTIN' TIME! 302 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,000 AND HERE THEY COME, 303 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,166 THE MUTTON BUSTERS! 304 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:41,875 AND NOW, EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE, JUDY THE SHEEP, 305 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:45,583 WHO WILL BE RIDDEN THIS YEAR BY TIMMY MCCULLOUGH. 306 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,875 THAT'S MY GRANDSON! 307 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:51,875 Announcer: AND THE GATE OPENS, AND TIMMY MCCULLOUGH HOLDING ON! 308 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,083 NO, HE'S NOT. 309 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,750 HA HA! THAT'S HIS GRANDSON! 310 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,833 PAPPY JOE! 311 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,750 SORRY, RILEY. 312 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,875 STEREOTYPICAL CULTURAL REDUCTION'S ALL I HAVE LEFT. 313 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,750 Announcer: AND NOW, FOR THE EVENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, 314 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,583 BULL RIDIN'! 315 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:12,375 AND THIS YEAR, WILL WE FINALLY HAVE A MASTER OF TOMBSTONE? 316 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,875 THE RECORD ON TOMBSTONE IS THREE POINT SEVEN SECONDS. 317 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,625 WILL SOMEONE FINALLY BEAT IT? 318 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:20,125 BUT FIRST, RIDING BUTTERCUP, 319 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,458 IS, EDDIE CALLAWAY! 320 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,875 OH! 321 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,416 EDDIE, THAT HAD TO HURT. 322 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:29,750 LOOKS LIKE EDDIE'S GONNA HAVE HIMSELF 323 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,500 A LITTLE LAY DOWN FOR A MOMENT. 324 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,875 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 325 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,583 LUCAS, YOU'RE SERIOUS, RIGHT? 326 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,083 YOU CAN SERIOUSLY DO THIS. 327 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,000 YEAH. I LEARNED FROM THE BEST, ACTUALLY. 328 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,125 -WHO'S THE BEST? -EDDIE CALLAWAY. 329 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,416 Announcer: COMING UP, OUR MAIN EVENT. 330 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:50,958 LUCAS FRIAR TANGLES WITH TOMBSTONE. 331 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,416 (cheering) 332 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,750 WHY YOU'RE HERE, BOY. 333 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,750 LUCAS, LOOK AT ME. 334 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,500 IF YOU DO THIS... 335 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,583 I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 336 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,250 -MAYA. -RILEY, WHY ARE YOU FOR THIS? STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 337 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,458 BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO SUCCEED. 338 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,875 I WANT HIM TO MAKE HIS GRANDFATHER PROUD. 339 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,750 YOU'RE NOT PROUD OF HIM IF HE DOESN'T DO THIS? 340 00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,458 I THINK YOU HAVE A FINE GRASP OF THE GENERAL SITUATION, YEAH. 341 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,875 IN MY OPINION, IT'S ABOUT FACING LIFE, 342 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,000 WHICH RUNS HARDER THAN ANY BULL. 343 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,625 YOU GOTTA FACE YOUR FEARS. 344 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,708 YOU RIDE THEM, 345 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,583 OR THEY RIDE YOU. 346 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,416 I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 347 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,208 MAYA, WHAT-- 348 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,583 WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? 349 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,583 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 350 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,000 RILEY, I'D-- 351 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,875 I'D KINDA LIKE YOU TO WATCH. 352 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,458 THEN I WILL. 353 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,583 Announcer: ALL RIGHT, AS WE KNOW, 354 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,708 BUTTERCUP THE BULL AIN'T NO TOMBSTONE THE BULL, 355 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,458 BUT BUTTERCUP, AS YOU CAN SEE, 356 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:15,166 HAS SENT EDDIE CALLAWAY ON A LITTLE VACATION. 357 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,083 BON VOYAGE, EDDIE. 358 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,500 AND NOW, THE MAIN EVENT. 359 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,208 LET'S WELCOME LUCAS FRIAR INTO THE RIDING RING. 360 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,625 (cheers and applause) 361 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,333 YOU CAN DO THIS, LUCAS! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! 362 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,083 THIS BULL IS NOTHING! 363 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,166 (snorts) 364 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,875 THAT'S THE BULL? 365 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,875 Announcer: THAT'S LUCAS FRIAR RIGHT THERE 366 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,708 CLIMBING UP ONTO TOMBSTONE. 367 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,708 LET'S SEE HOW OLD TOMBSTONE FEELS ABOUT THAT. 368 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:50,833 LUCAS, TELL THE BULL YOU WANT TO BE A VETERINARIAN! 369 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:51,875 IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE! 370 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:54,875 I'M GONNA BE A VETERINARIAN. 371 00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,458 -(bellows angrily) -HE DOESN'T CARE! 372 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,125 LUKEY! 373 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,833 IT'S ME, GARDUCKY! 374 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,583 CLETUS, YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 375 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,083 I'M GONNA DISTRACT TOMBSTONE. 376 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,166 HE GONNA FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU AND COME AFTER ME. 377 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,083 THAT'S MY PLAN. 378 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,625 BAH LA LA LA LA. 379 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,375 (bellows angrily) 380 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,875 WELL, CAN'T DO NOTHIN' IF HE WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. 381 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,750 Announcer: HERE WE GO, FOLKS. TIME FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. 382 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,125 OKAY, TOMBSTONE, JUST YOU AND ME. 383 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,500 WHOO! 384 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,708 (cheering) 385 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,708 Announcer: AND THE GATE OPENS! 386 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,166 All: OH! 387 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,625 LUCAS! LUCAS, ARE YOU OKAY? LUCAS, GET UP! 388 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,291 I STAYED ON FOR, LIKE, 30 SECONDS. 389 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,708 YEAH. YEAH, I KNEW YOU COULD. 390 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,958 LOOK, YOU DID IT. 391 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,750 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 392 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:25,125 -THAT IS AN OFFICIAL TIME! HE'S DONE IT! -(cheers) 393 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,750 -Announcer: LET'S HEAR IT! -LUKEY! I'M PROUD OF YOU, LUKEY. 394 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,625 WE ALL ARE, BOY. I NEVER SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE. 395 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:35,708 WANNA HOLD ONTO THIS FOR SAFE KEEPING? 396 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,291 I'D BE HONORED. 397 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,458 I'LL KEEP IT SHININ' LIKE THE SUN, GARDUCKY. 398 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:47,333 -(cheers) -Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LUCAS FRIAR! 399 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:51,458 THE NEW MASTER OF TOMBSTONE! 400 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,833 HEY, HOLD ON A MINUTE. 401 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,625 TIMMY, YOU DID GOOD OUT THERE. 402 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,125 ALL RIGHT, YOU TRIED HARD. 403 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:18,000 TOMBSTONE IS TOUGH, BUT HE IS NO JUDY THE SHEEP. 404 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,125 SOMETIMES YOU GET THROWN. 405 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,333 DON'T LET IT THROW YOU. 406 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,750 UNDERSTAND ME? 407 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,291 THANKS, LUCAS. 408 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,875 THAT WAS A FINE RIDE, SON. 409 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,166 THANK YOU, SIR. 410 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,833 FRIAR. 411 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,250 MCCULLOUGH. 412 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,875 SO HE'S ALL RIGHT. 413 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,333 HE WAS WONDERFUL. 414 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,875 HOW ARE YOU? 415 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,458 I COULDN'T WATCH. 416 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,416 I DON'T KNOW WHY, I JUST... 417 00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:06,583 I COULDN'T WATCH. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 418 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,291 I KNOW WHY. 419 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,625 I KNOW THAT YOU THINK I LOVE HIM LIKE A BROTHER. 420 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,583 YOU KNOW? 421 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,875 I KNOW THAT YOU'VE THOUGHT THAT FOR A WHILE. 422 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,708 RILES, WHATEVER YOU FEEL, THAT'S UP TO YOU. I-- 423 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:24,583 MAYA, 424 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,250 IT'S UP TO YOU TO TELL ME WHATEVER YOU FEEL. 425 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,583 YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID TO TELL ME ANYTHING. 426 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:34,000 YOU'RE MY SISTER, AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A SISTER. 427 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 ME TOO. 428 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,583 SISTERS SHOULD TELL EACH OTHER THEIR SECRETS, DON'T YOU THINK? 429 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,333 YOU COULDN'T WATCH HIM... 430 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,958 BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM. 431 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,958 BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM. 432 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,708 YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM, BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM. 433 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:07,750 AND YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME THAT, EITHER. 434 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,416 WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 435 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,500 I LOVE HIM LIKE A BROTHER. 436 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,750 THAT'S HOW I LOVE HIM. 437 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,000 I REALLY DO WISH I GREW UP WITH YOU GUYS, LUCAS. 438 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,333 YOU JUST DID, FARKLE. 439 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:37,291 YEAH, FROM NOW ON, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE THREE OF US. 440 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,875 HEY LUCAS, CAN I TALK TO YOU? 441 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,708 ACTUALLY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU, RILEY. 442 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:50,291 IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE GOT ON THAT BULL, 443 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,833 AND IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU... 444 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,458 I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE SURVIVED IN NEW YORK. 445 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,583 YOU'RE REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 446 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,583 YOU ARE REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME TOO, LUCAS. 447 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,416 WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY GOOD AT TALKING TO EACH OTHER, 448 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,875 BUT WE'VE NEVER BEEN TOO GOOD AT HOLDING HANDS. 449 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,833 AND THEN WE TRIED BEING A COUPLE 450 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,333 AND WE COULDN'T EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER. 451 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,708 I DON'T WANT THAT. 452 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,291 I WANT TO KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE TO TALK TO. 453 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,833 YOU'RE MY BROTHER, LUCAS, 454 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,166 AND I'M YOUR SISTER. 455 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,083 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE? 456 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,750 THAT'S WHAT I THINK WE ARE. 457 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,583 I LOVE YOU, LUCAS, 458 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,000 AND NOW I KNOW HOW.