1 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:09,125 Hey! A dollar! 2 00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:11,083 They're finally paying us to come here. 3 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:14,166 Dopes. I'd come here for nothing. 4 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,875 You know why? I have to. 5 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:17,291 Stupid law. 6 00:00:18,875 --> 00:00:20,208 Wait, everybody has one. 7 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,875 So, what do you got there? 8 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,875 It's a trap. Everybody just give your dollars to me, 9 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:28,000 and I'll hold them is what I'll do. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,125 Yeah. 11 00:00:29,125 --> 00:00:30,958 The United States government says that 12 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:32,875 these pieces of paper are worth something. 13 00:00:32,875 --> 00:00:34,125 What makes them valuable? 14 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,833 Farkle, do it. 15 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:37,583 Paper money used to be certificates that 16 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:40,083 you could exchange for their equal value in gold or silver. 17 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,125 Before that, people would buy things with livestock, 18 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,750 colored stones, or shiny objects. 19 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,083 I like shiny objects. 20 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,458 Which one of these shirts is better? 21 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:51,583 Same size, same color, same shirt. 22 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:54,416 One of these comes from Cheapo's and costs $12.99, 23 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:57,458 the other one comes from Demolition and costs 36 bucks. 24 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,458 So, which one's the better shirt? 25 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:02,250 -Riley? -Watch my little fashionista go. 26 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,083 The Bleh shirt on the left, though appearing 27 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:08,166 to the untrained eye to look the same... 28 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:11,291 -It's the same shirt. -...is not from Demolition, making it inferior. 29 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:12,708 Same shirt. 30 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,833 I will take the Demolition Bleh. 31 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:17,958 (chuckles) You already did. 32 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:21,208 This is your shirt. You spent 36 Washingtons on it. 33 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:23,083 It costs more, so it's better. 34 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,375 (chuckles) 35 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:27,250 Same exact shirt from the same exact manufacturer 36 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,750 that sends it to a million different stores 37 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:29,833 all over the world. 38 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:33,000 Mine's better. It feels good on my face. 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,500 This is your shirt. 40 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,250 I changed the labels this morning. 41 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,166 (quivers) 42 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,375 This shirt hurts my face! 43 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,250 Give me that one. 44 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,625 Mm. I know my shirt anywhere. 45 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,750 That's my Demolition shirt, isn't it? 46 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,208 Why would I change the labels when I can just talk? 47 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:57,250 Obviously you people will believe anything. 48 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,166 Mr. Matthews, are you teaching us that money has no real value? 49 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:03,500 I'm teaching you that money is paper we put our faith in. 50 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,166 Wars are fought over it. 51 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,083 Most crime happens because money's involved. 52 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,333 I'm safe. 53 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:13,500 I'm teaching you that the value given to money 54 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,291 is a lot less important than how it's used. 55 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:18,000 That's what matters. 56 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,833 That's what shapes who you are. 57 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:23,250 Don't be mislead by trendy brands and shiny objects. 58 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,958 So, what should we do with our money? 59 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,125 Buy food. 60 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:28,125 -Have shelter. -Do charity. 61 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,291 (gasps) 62 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:30,958 Riles, you gave me the Demolition one. 63 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:32,333 Mm-hmm. Charity with a full heart. 64 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:34,208 Also, I made a mistake. 65 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:36,500 What about doing business? 66 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,500 My father is the Minkus of Minkus International. 67 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,458 Yeah, he's been in the news a lot recently. 68 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:43,458 I hear he's risking a lot of his company on a new technology. 69 00:02:43,458 --> 00:02:44,958 It's something he really believes in, 70 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,458 but he doesn't know if it's gonna work yet. 71 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,708 When will he find out? 72 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:50,000 Not sure. When he does this kind of stuff, he's... 73 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,583 not around the house very much. 74 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:54,958 Farkle, how come you never have us over to your house? 75 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:57,333 -I've already told you. -No, you say you're embarrassed 76 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,375 by it, but how big could it possibly be? 77 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,500 I don't know. I haven't seen it all. 78 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,416 Farkle, we couldn't love you less 79 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,375 just because you have more than us. 80 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,833 Not anymore. 81 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:10,166 -Minkus. -Hi, Cory. 82 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:13,583 Is it okay if I speak to Farkle about a minor issue? 83 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:14,958 (cries one cry) 84 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:18,333 Uh, Minkus, is this one of those 85 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,083 where we go out in the hall and talk? 86 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,000 Yeah. 87 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,583 You know, it's-- it's interesting. 88 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:33,208 I was just teaching the class about the value of money 89 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,583 and how we place too much value on shiny things. 90 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,708 That's good... 91 00:03:36,708 --> 00:03:38,166 'cause, son... 92 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:40,500 I've lost all of our shiny things. 93 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:41,583 (cries one cry) 94 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,500 (theme music playing) 95 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,500 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 96 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,875 ♪ For a day ♪ 97 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:52,875 ♪ Like this to come ♪ 98 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,458 ♪ Struck like lightning ♪ 99 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:57,250 ♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪ 100 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,250 ♪ On the edge ♪ 101 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,250 ♪ Of something wonderful ♪ 102 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:04,125 ♪ Face to face with changes ♪ 103 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,000 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 104 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,208 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 105 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,250 ♪ But I know ♪ 106 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,291 ♪ I can work it out ♪ 107 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,708 ♪ 'Cause I got you ♪ 108 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,458 ♪ To live it with me ♪ 109 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:17,625 ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 110 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:21,125 ♪ Light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ 111 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,250 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 112 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:26,000 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 113 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 114 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,250 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 115 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:33,000 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 116 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,583 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 117 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,125 Okay, I was able to find 118 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,458 $24 in all of my piggy banks and drawers. 119 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:44,125 I sold a couple of baseball bats online. 120 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,416 I got $58 to kick in. 121 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:46,875 Thank you, Lucas. 122 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:48,208 All right, so... 123 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:52,083 Between the two of us, we can give Farkle $82. 124 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,166 Maya? 125 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:57,000 Between the three of us, we can give Farkle $82. 126 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,250 Good job, guys! 127 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,458 -Hi, guys. -Hi, Farkle. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 128 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,333 We wanted to give you something. 129 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,958 $82. 130 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,708 Thanks, but I think it's Maya who can help me out best. 131 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:08,375 -How? -I want you to give me lessons on how to be poor. 132 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,833 Done. $82 a lesson. 133 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,166 Lesson one complete. 134 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:17,875 You have less than we do, Maya, but you live a really good life. 135 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,875 You don't just survive in this world. You thrive. 136 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,208 That's what I've always loved about you. 137 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:22,583 Thanks, Farkle. 138 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,875 Not much to tell you except... 139 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,208 you see these clothes I wear? 140 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:28,166 -Yeah? -Shawn bought them for me, 141 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:30,583 and I take care of them and I appreciate them. 142 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:33,833 I don't have much, but I try to appreciate what I do have. 143 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,333 That's really good advice, Maya. I mean, I have so much. 144 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:37,750 I don't really appreciate any of it. 145 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,166 Now, it's gonna be gone. 146 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,500 Well... 147 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,458 Let's go to your house while you still have it. 148 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:43,625 My house? 149 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:46,208 Yeah. Farkle, you've been to our houses. 150 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:47,250 We haven't been to yours. 151 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,708 I don't think that's a good idea. 152 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:50,250 Farkle, we get it. You were rich. 153 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,291 You have a nice room. 154 00:05:51,291 --> 00:05:53,250 Well, I just want to hang out with you guys at your places. 155 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,291 -Why? -I don't know. I like your places. 156 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,333 We're going. 157 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,000 Your room can't change how we feel about you. 158 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:06,708 (rhythmic thumping) 159 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:09,166 Why is your mouth open? 160 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,625 Maya's hitting me. 161 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,375 -Maya. -Look at this stuff! 162 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,333 (thumping continues) 163 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,416 -How can you not hit him? -You have to stop! 164 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:20,208 What are you gonna do about it, little... rich boy? 165 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,416 -(train toots) -What is that? A train? 166 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,125 I'm gonna send you far, far away. 167 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:29,208 -(train toots) -You have boarded the "C" train 168 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,250 for the kitchen, the skating rink, 169 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:34,500 and the Minkus Megaplex 17. 170 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:40,166 Farkle, how do you possibly live here? 171 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,750 Look down there. The people are ants. 172 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,000 Look up there. I just saw a comet fly by. 173 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,375 Yeah. My ceiling is a planetarium. 174 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:50,250 But don't worry, Riley. Pluto will always be a planet in my room. 175 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,250 Aw. Good. 176 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,458 You're the same Farkle no matter how much money you have. 177 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,958 Yeah, I don't think money could change any of us. 178 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,208 (train toots) 179 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,958 What? I stopped at the gift shop. 180 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:18,583 Something I can help you with, Aug? 181 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:21,583 Do you have any idea when the mother of the house will be getting home? 182 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,416 What do you need, Auggie? 183 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:24,750 Today's allowance day. 184 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,291 Mommy usually gives it to me. 185 00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:28,958 Oh, okay. Well, here you go. 186 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:30,958 N-- No. I'll just wait for Mom. 187 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:33,458 I don't get it. 188 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:35,250 What, her money is better than my money? 189 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,291 No. 190 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,875 I just know that Mommy makes more, 191 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,250 and I don't want to put a dent in you. 192 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,458 (chuckles) Well, that's true. 193 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,875 She does, but I think I can handle your allowance, Auggie. 194 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,208 What do you get there? One, two bucks? 195 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:49,625 Okay, I get two bucks. 196 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:52,583 Oh, what? You-- you-- you-- you get three? 197 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:56,708 All right, this is gonna hurt my argument here. 198 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,291 It didn't have to come to this! 199 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,083 Uh-- well-- well, do-- do you need 200 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,625 to mail a letter? Here-- here's a stamp. 201 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:04,458 This makes me feel bad. 202 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:09,708 -Hi. How's your day going-- -Quick! I-- I need a buck! 203 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:10,875 C-- Can you break a 20? 204 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,458 This makes me feel bad! 205 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:18,875 What? 206 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:25,375 Well, me and this cat would look wonderful strolling 207 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,958 down the Champs-Elysees. 208 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,291 Being Poor Lesson Number Two: 209 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,166 We will never stroll down the Champs-Elysees. 210 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,708 Paris. 211 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,000 Enjoy. 212 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:40,583 Oh, that's got some distance! 213 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,458 I don't get boys. 214 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:47,166 Farkle, what is this game? Zombies eat your brains four? 215 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:49,375 Do you really play this? I'm ashamed of you. 216 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:50,958 Yeah? Try it. 217 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,375 Stop it. What-- what, this old thing? 218 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:55,000 -(accordion music playing) -No, I just got this out of the closet. 219 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,083 No, Jean Pierre L'Fontaine. 220 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,583 As fun as this is... 221 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,458 -it's not real. -(music stops) 222 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:08,083 Lesson Number Three on Being Poor: 223 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:10,875 Way too easy to get caught up in what's not real. 224 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,375 You got a great, big room, Farkle. 225 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:13,458 It just... 226 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,458 keeps us too far apart from each other. 227 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:18,083 -(zombies growling) -Die, suckers! Die! 228 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,750 That's Lesson Number Four, right? 229 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,416 It's better to be together. 230 00:09:21,416 --> 00:09:23,000 Always. 231 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,208 Hey, guys. 232 00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:25,708 Great to see you enjoying our house. 233 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:26,750 Why haven't you ever been here? 234 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,583 Oh, hi, Minkus. Nice crib. 235 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:31,166 -Die! -(zombies scream) 236 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:34,458 Very sorry, you know, for the unfortunate turn of events. 237 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:37,166 Thanks. I've always felt that it's not the event that 238 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:39,083 reveals the man, but how the man responds 239 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,416 to the event that reveals the true nature of character. 240 00:09:41,416 --> 00:09:43,125 How are you responding, sir? 241 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,125 I watch cartoons. 242 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,166 I eat cereal without milk because my tears fill the bowl. 243 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,625 Stuff like that. 244 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,833 I want you to know I don't care if we live like this or not. 245 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,125 Why not, Farkle? Aren't you proud of what we've done? 246 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,583 I'm not really sure of what we've done, Dad. 247 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,875 I know if the stock market goes up, you're happy, 248 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,125 and if it goes down, you're not. 249 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,625 I know the busier you are, the less I get to see you, STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 250 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:04,083 and if you're wondering why I've never brought my friends here before, 251 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,833 it's because I'm a little embarrassed. 252 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:09,500 -By me? -No. Never by you. 253 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,875 By all this stuff we have. 254 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,708 We have so much. Why do we deserve it? 255 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,333 What do you think? 256 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,083 I think you're the best there is. 257 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,750 Look at us. We're having a really good time. 258 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,500 I like this little ferret. 259 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000 Hi. 260 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,166 Hey, what are you doin'? 261 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,958 There's people right out your window. 262 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,250 I wish I had that. 263 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,166 Where are they all going? 264 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,000 Right now? 265 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,333 They're going home, Farkle. 266 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,083 Do you know them? 267 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,583 What about her? Do you know her? 268 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,166 Yeah, that's Mrs. Abruzzo. 269 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,125 Why is she wearing two jackets? 270 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:55,000 I always ask her that. 271 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,166 She said she just doesn't have time to get a warmer coat, 272 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,125 but she says she's fine. 273 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,458 I don't think she's fine. 274 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,083 Yeah. 275 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,458 Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo. 276 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,416 You have a great room, Maya, 277 00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,208 with a much better view than mine. 278 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,500 I'm glad you appreciate it, Farkle. 279 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,208 -Hi, guys. -(giggles) 280 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,125 My room is an idiot. 281 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,833 It has everything in it except for the most important thing. 282 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,083 Lucas: Us? 283 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,125 How can you put a price on that? 284 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,583 You don't. 285 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,875 You can't put a price on what's truly valuable. 286 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,708 Who needs money at all? Lesson Five, right? 287 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,583 Wrong. When you don't have it, 288 00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,208 you learn when it comes in handy. 289 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,083 I mean, I'd fix the leak in my roof, 290 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,125 do something about the cracks in the plaster, 291 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,500 definitely patch up the hole 292 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,750 that Ginger came in through a year ago. 293 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,250 Wait a minute. What? 294 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,291 Your cat that's a ferret is a rat? 295 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,083 Oh... there you go. 296 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,166 This is the world. 297 00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,000 You see this piece of pie? 298 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 These are the people in the world who have pie, 299 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,208 and this is everyone else in the world who lives 300 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,208 On less than $2 a day. 301 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,208 Oh, my gosh. 302 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,375 These are the people in the world who have 303 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,833 access to immediate medical care 304 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,166 and do not live in abject poverty. 305 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,166 (Cory colors) 306 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,583 This is us. 307 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,708 These are the people who get to wake up in their warm beds 308 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,458 and they get to eat waffles in the morning. 309 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,625 This is us. This is them. 310 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,000 Look at me. 311 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,875 Pay attention to this. 312 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,708 Now, I've tried to teach you guys that 313 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,291 the secret of life is people change people. 314 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,875 Well, today, we're gonna get more specific. 315 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,000 This is us. 316 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,250 This is them. 317 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,083 What's the secret of life? 318 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,583 Anybody? 319 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,083 What us does for them. 320 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,583 Kindness. 321 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:57,958 Charity. 322 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,833 That's what changes people. 323 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,583 That's the secret of life. 324 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,208 And thank you. 325 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,458 I'm an "us"? 326 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,583 You're an "us." 327 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,833 You're blessed. 328 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,583 We're all blessed. 329 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,833 I'm sorry I've ever complained. 330 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:18,291 I'll never complain about my leaky roof again. 331 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,625 Riley? 332 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,875 What us does for them. 333 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,458 The secret of life. 334 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,750 Your assignment today is to think about what good 335 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,125 you guys would do if you had money. 336 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,458 Who would you help? 337 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,333 I am... 338 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,875 humiliated. 339 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,166 Farkle, I got your message. 340 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,583 What are you doing? 341 00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,875 What are you doing? 342 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,250 Do you have a good reason for walking out 343 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,291 in the middle of the day? 344 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,250 Are we gonna lose all our money? 345 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,166 Are we not gonna be Minkus International anymore? 346 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,583 Oh. 347 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,583 I thought you didn't care about this. 348 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,333 I do now. 349 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,125 The technology I bet on was so sophisticated 350 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,125 that we couldn't even see it was successful. 351 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,291 I bet on the right thing. 352 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,708 Someday, you will inherit 353 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,958 one of the world's most successful companies. 354 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,708 I think we should give away our money. 355 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,083 You are never getting this company. 356 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,708 What good is any of this? 357 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,000 -What? -What good do we do? 358 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,125 We support many fine causes. 359 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,291 -Not enough. -How do you know? 360 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,583 Because I have my own train, 361 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,333 and you have your own helicopter, 362 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,875 and we don't see each other. 363 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,000 You called me, and I came home. 364 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,750 I respect how successful you are, 365 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,458 but the world is full of people, Dad. 366 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,000 None of them may be as successful as you, 367 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,500 but they go home. 368 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,875 They go home every day. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 369 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:05,208 What good is what we have if what we have keeps us apart? 370 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,875 Come here. 371 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,708 What is going on here? 372 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,250 Don't know. Need more info. 373 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,250 (mouths) 374 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,375 Uh, nope. No help at all. 375 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,000 'Splain yourself. 376 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,625 I'm sorry I made you feel bad. 377 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,166 I'm trying to make it up to you. 378 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,125 With a toy and carrots? 379 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,291 What do you want from me? 380 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,333 I didn't get my whole allowance. 381 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,250 Wait, how did he make you feel bad? 382 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,250 I don't know. Everybody does. 383 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,166 I know a terrible secret. 384 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,583 'Splain yourself. 385 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,166 You make more money than Daddy 386 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,708 and I threw it in his face! 387 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,208 I hurt my father, and I don't want anything bad 388 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,208 to ever happen to us because of $3! 389 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,083 Auggie... 390 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,500 do you think that just because somebody makes 391 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,416 more money than someone else that makes them more valuable? 392 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:13,416 Yes. 393 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:16,583 Auggie, you didn't hurt my feelings. 394 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,083 Mom deserves the salary she makes. 395 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:22,166 Auggie, your daddy is a great teacher. 396 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,750 His contribution is at least as much as mine. 397 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,833 Why? 398 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,708 Because without teachers, we wouldn't have lawyers 399 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,125 or doctors or anyone, really. 400 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,875 Then why doesn't he make as much money as you? 401 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:37,375 Well, because sometimes the world makes mistakes. 402 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,125 Aug, Mom didn't become a lawyer for the money. 403 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,958 She did it to help people. 404 00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,625 We're both lucky that we have jobs that let us do that. 405 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,833 It's what you do, not what you're paid. 406 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,208 That's your value. 407 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,583 Do you understand? 408 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,708 Mr. Matthews, I had a talk with my father today 409 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,500 because of what you taught us. 410 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,125 Yeah, we didn't know how lucky we are. 411 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,708 We've been talking about it all day. 412 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,333 Thanks for my dollar, but... 413 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,375 It's yours and I'm giving it back. 414 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,375 Thanks. 415 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,708 Aug... 416 00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:13,458 here's the rest of your allowance. 417 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,125 What are you gonna do with it? 418 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,333 Dad. 419 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,208 I called you this time. 420 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,500 I thought about what you said. 421 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,208 I'm no success at all if I haven't succeeded with you. 422 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,833 -You have. -You're right, Farkle. I should do more. 423 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,750 We should probably leave you two alone. 424 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,208 No. Actually, this involves all of you. 425 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,833 This morning, I did something I should have done long ago. 426 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:46,125 I started the Minkus Family Foundation. 427 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,416 We're gonna give some money away, 428 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,083 a lot of money, to those who need it. 429 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,166 And we want you all to be a part of it. 430 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,333 Well, what do we do? 431 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,208 You're gonna help decide who needs it. 432 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,583 You've all been thinking about the less fortunate. 433 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,208 Well, we want the results of your assignment right now. 434 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,583 I knew you'd come up with something. 435 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,166 Well, I didn't come up with it alone. 436 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,875 I called a buddy of mine who's pretty good 437 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,625 at spotting the potential in an idea. 438 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,458 He's inside. He's gonna help us pick out the best one. 439 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:19,250 That's Mark Cuban. He owns the Dallas Mavericks. 440 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,208 Mr. Cuban, I know that you don't take the Knicks 441 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,083 very seriously right now, but just you wait. 442 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,583 Yeah, I don't have that kind of time. 443 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,458 -You ready? -Okay, guys. Impress me. 444 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,166 Good afternoon, judges. 445 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,708 Thank you for the opportunity to do something wonderful. 446 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,416 I have done some research, and I found out that each year, 447 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,458 America spends more money on Halloween than 448 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,708 the entire world spends to end malaria. 449 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,208 What do you want to do? 450 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,458 I want to change Halloween to Malaria Day. 451 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,000 I want to get everybody to give all of their candy money 452 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,875 to help the world wipe out malaria. 453 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,708 This is your daughter? 454 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,000 I don't know, how'd she do? 455 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,250 -Not good. -I don't know her. 456 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,166 What was wrong with it? 457 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,833 People buy candy because they want to give it 458 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,416 to little kids that come to their door. 459 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:23,500 It's not about buying candy. 460 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,333 It's about smiley, happy kids. 461 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,375 I have two amazing, smiley, happy kids right here. 462 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:33,416 You are not taking Halloween away from them. 463 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,875 But malaria. 464 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,000 But hunger. 465 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,083 But poverty. But sickness. 466 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,291 Yeah, I want to get rid of them all, but you gotta 467 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,708 give me an idea that works. 468 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,125 (sadly) But malaria. 469 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:48,083 No getting rid of Halloween. 470 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,625 I'm out. 471 00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:52,708 -(angrily) Go, Knicks. -Yeah, we'll see how that works for you. 472 00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,083 Tough room. 473 00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,875 -World peace. -Great idea, Miss America. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 474 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,208 -Thank you. -I'm out. 475 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,583 Well, what's the matter with world peace? 476 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,291 Nothing. I'm all for it. 477 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,125 -You can't do it. -And why not? 478 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,000 Gandhi couldn't do it. Are you Gandhi? 479 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,875 No, I'm Miss America. 480 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,416 Mr. Cuban hurt my feelings. 481 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:17,208 -Lucas, I think maybe Mr. Cuban was just-- -What is this? Nice? 482 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,291 -No, no-- -I'm out! 483 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,333 -No, I was just-- -I'm out! 484 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,625 -Topanga! -I like him. 485 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,000 -Minkus! -Cuban! 486 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,458 -Minkus! -Thanks for coming out, buddy. 487 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,708 Oh, you know it, buddy. 488 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:26,583 I'm a sweetheart. Next. 489 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,000 -Maya Hart. -What's that? 490 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,958 She's a person I believe in. 491 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,875 She never had very much of anything. 492 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:38,333 Maybe that's why she looks at everything the right way. 493 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,208 I'd give Maya Hart a lot of money 494 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,291 and trust her to do whatever she wants with it, 495 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,458 because one day she will be a force to reckon with. 496 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,208 I think you should invest in her right now. 497 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,250 Maya Hart! 498 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,500 I didn't do it, and-- and these two were with me the whole time. 499 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,000 These two. 500 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,375 We were thinking about giving you guys a lot of money. 501 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,083 Maya Hart. How you doin', Cuban? 502 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,625 So, you guys are gonna 503 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,750 create world peace and cure diseases together? 504 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,416 I'm gonna dream with them. Yeah. 505 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,458 I always have. 506 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,875 They're the ones who taught me how. 507 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,583 Just sometimes, I know better. 508 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,875 What do you know? 509 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,125 I know my roof leaks... 510 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:20,750 and I know there is a hole in my wall. 511 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,166 What are you gonna do about it? 512 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,250 I'm gonna get an education from him, 513 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,083 and I'm gonna earn my own money, 514 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,125 and someday I'm gonna have a good place 515 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,000 with good walls and a good roof. 516 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,083 And what are you gonna do for everybody else? 517 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,166 Everybody's a lot of people. 518 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,291 But if I could afford it, 519 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:40,458 I would fix somebody else's roof. 520 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,583 What about world peace and disease? 521 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,416 I'mma leave that to you guys 522 00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,458 until I become one of you guys. 523 00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,708 I don't invest in just ideas. 524 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,750 I invest in people behind the ideas. 525 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,833 Your roof leaks for a reason. 526 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,208 You have these friends for a reason... 527 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,750 and they have you. 528 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,333 Use them. 529 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,250 I'm gonna give you some money, 530 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,083 but you can't just keep it. 531 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,875 I've learned that when all you do is keep it, 532 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,833 maybe you don't deserve to keep it. 533 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,458 I'll do good with it. 534 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,000 I promise. 535 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,291 Can she keep a little of it to fix her roof? 536 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,083 See? You have these friends for a reason. 537 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,875 Thanks for showing me you don't need money to be rich, Maya. 538 00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,083 Yeah, you do. 539 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,458 And this is creepy. 540 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,583 It is definitely cozier, Farkle. 541 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,208 Hey, Lucas... 542 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,875 (Riley strums) 543 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:43,708 ♪ Zombies ♪ 544 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:49,000 ♪ I'm sorry for treating you so bad ♪ 545 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,583 It's very confident. 546 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,958 What are you guys looking at? 547 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,333 It's a live-stream. 548 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,958 Maya: Hey... 549 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:02,000 Those are my people. How'd you get my people? 550 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000 When we fixed your roof, we put a camera on it and a little speaker. 551 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,083 Why? 552 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,625 Because I wanted to say hi. 553 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,125 Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.