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Hey! A dollar!
2
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They're finally paying us
to come here.
3
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Dopes. I'd come here
for nothing.
4
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You know why? I have to.
5
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Stupid law.
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Wait, everybody has one.
7
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So, what do you got there?
8
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It's a trap. Everybody just
give your dollars to me,
9
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and I'll hold them
is what I'll do.
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Yeah.
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The United States
government says that
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these pieces of paper
are worth something.
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What makes them valuable?
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Farkle, do it.
15
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Paper money used to be
certificates that
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you could exchange
for their equal value
in gold or silver.
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Before that, people would
buy things with livestock,
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colored stones,
or shiny objects.
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I like shiny objects.
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Which one of these
shirts is better?
21
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Same size, same color,
same shirt.
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One of these comes from Cheapo's
and costs $12.99,
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the other one comes from
Demolition and costs 36 bucks.
24
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So, which one's
the better shirt?
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-Riley?
-Watch my little fashionista go.
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The Bleh shirt on the left,
though appearing
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to the untrained eye
to look the same...
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-It's the same shirt.
-...is not from Demolition,
making it inferior.
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Same shirt.
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I will take
the Demolition Bleh.
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(chuckles)
You already did.
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This is your shirt.
You spent 36 Washingtons on it.
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It costs more,
so it's better.
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(chuckles)
35
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Same exact shirt from
the same exact manufacturer
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that sends it to
a million different stores
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all over the world.
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Mine's better.
It feels good on my face.
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This is your shirt.
40
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I changed the labels
this morning.
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(quivers)
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This shirt hurts my face!
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Give me that one.
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Mm. I know my shirt anywhere.
45
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That's my Demolition
shirt, isn't it?
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Why would I change the labels
when I can just talk?
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Obviously you people
will believe anything.
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Mr. Matthews,
are you teaching us that
money has no real value?
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I'm teaching you that money is
paper we put our faith in.
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Wars are fought over it.
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Most crime happens
because money's involved.
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I'm safe.
53
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I'm teaching you that
the value given to money
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is a lot less important
than how it's used.
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That's what matters.
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That's what shapes who you are.
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Don't be mislead
by trendy brands
and shiny objects.
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So, what should we do
with our money?
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Buy food.
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-Have shelter.
-Do charity.
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(gasps)
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Riles, you gave me
the Demolition one.
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Mm-hmm.
Charity with a full heart.
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Also, I made a mistake.
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What about doing business?
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My father is the Minkus
of Minkus International.
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Yeah, he's been in the news
a lot recently.
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I hear he's risking
a lot of his company
on a new technology.
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It's something
he really believes in,
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but he doesn't know
if it's gonna work yet.
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When will he find out?
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Not sure. When he does
this kind of stuff, he's...
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not around the house very much.
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Farkle, how come you never
have us over to your house?
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-I've already told you.
-No, you say you're embarrassed
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by it, but how big
could it possibly be?
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I don't know.
I haven't seen it all.
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Farkle, we couldn't
love you less
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00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,375
just because you have
more than us.
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00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,833
Not anymore.
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-Minkus.
-Hi, Cory.
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Is it okay if I speak to Farkle
about a minor issue?
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(cries one cry)
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Uh, Minkus,
is this one of those
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where we go out
in the hall and talk?
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Yeah.
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You know, it's--
it's interesting.
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I was just teaching the class
about the value of money
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and how we place
too much value
on shiny things.
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That's good...
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'cause, son...
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I've lost all
of our shiny things.
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(cries one cry)
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(theme music playing)
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♪ I've been waiting ♪
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♪ For a day ♪
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♪ Like this to come ♪
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♪ Struck like lightning ♪
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♪ My heart's beating
like a drum ♪
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♪ On the edge ♪
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♪ Of something wonderful ♪
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♪ Face to face with changes ♪
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♪ What's it all about? ♪
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♪ Life is crazy ♪
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♪ But I know ♪
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♪ I can work it out ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you ♪
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♪ To live it with me ♪
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♪ I feel all right,
I'm gonna take on the world ♪
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♪ Light up the stars,
I've got some pages to turn ♪
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♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Take on the world,
take on the world ♪
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♪ Take on the world ♪
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♪ Take on the world,
take on the world ♪
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♪ Take on the world ♪
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Okay, I was able to find
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$24 in all of my piggy banks
and drawers.
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I sold a couple
of baseball bats online.
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I got $58 to kick in.
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Thank you, Lucas.
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All right, so...
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Between the two of us,
we can give Farkle $82.
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Maya?
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Between the three of us,
we can give Farkle $82.
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Good job, guys!
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-Hi, guys.
-Hi, Farkle.
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We wanted to
give you something.
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$82.
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00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,708
Thanks, but I think it's Maya
who can help me out best.
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00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:08,375
-How?
-I want you to give me lessons
on how to be poor.
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Done. $82 a lesson.
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Lesson one complete.
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You have less than we do, Maya,
but you live a really good life.
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You don't just survive
in this world. You thrive.
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That's what I've always
loved about you.
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Thanks, Farkle.
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Not much to tell you except...
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you see these clothes I wear?
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-Yeah?
-Shawn bought them for me,
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and I take care of them
and I appreciate them.
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I don't have much, but I try
to appreciate what I do have.
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That's really good advice, Maya.
I mean, I have so much.
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I don't really appreciate
any of it.
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Now, it's gonna be gone.
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Well...
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Let's go to your house
while you still have it.
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My house?
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Yeah. Farkle, you've been
to our houses.
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We haven't been to yours.
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00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,708
I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Farkle, we get it.
You were rich.
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You have a nice room.
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Well, I just want to hang out
with you guys at your places.
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-Why?
-I don't know.
I like your places.
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We're going.
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Your room can't change
how we feel about you.
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(rhythmic thumping)
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Why is your mouth open?
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Maya's hitting me.
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00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,375
-Maya.
-Look at this stuff!
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(thumping continues)
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-How can you not hit him?
-You have to stop!
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What are you gonna do
about it, little... rich boy?
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-(train toots)
-What is that? A train?
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I'm gonna send you far,
far away.
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-(train toots)
-You have boarded the "C" train
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for the kitchen,
the skating rink,
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and the Minkus Megaplex 17.
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Farkle, how do you
possibly live here?
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Look down there.
The people are ants.
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Look up there.
I just saw a comet fly by.
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Yeah. My ceiling is
a planetarium.
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But don't worry, Riley.
Pluto will always be
a planet in my room.
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Aw. Good.
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You're the same Farkle
no matter how much
money you have.
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Yeah, I don't think money could
change any of us.
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(train toots)
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00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,958
What? I stopped
at the gift shop.
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Something I can
help you with, Aug?
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Do you have any idea when
the mother of the house
will be getting home?
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What do you need, Auggie?
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Today's allowance day.
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Mommy usually gives it to me.
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Oh, okay.
Well, here you go.
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N-- No. I'll just wait for Mom.
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I don't get it.
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What, her money is better
than my money?
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No.
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I just know that
Mommy makes more,
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and I don't want to
put a dent in you.
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(chuckles)
Well, that's true.
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She does, but I think I can
handle your allowance, Auggie.
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What do you get there?
One, two bucks?
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Okay, I get two bucks.
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Oh, what? You-- you--
you-- you get three?
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All right, this is gonna hurt
my argument here.
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It didn't have to come to this!
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Uh-- well-- well,
do-- do you need
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00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,625
to mail a letter?
Here-- here's a stamp.
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This makes me feel bad.
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-Hi. How's your day going--
-Quick! I-- I need a buck!
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C-- Can you break a 20?
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This makes me feel bad!
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What?
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Well, me and this cat would
look wonderful strolling
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down the Champs-Elysees.
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Being Poor Lesson Number Two:
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We will never stroll
down the Champs-Elysees.
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Paris.
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Enjoy.
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Oh, that's got some distance!
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I don't get boys.
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Farkle, what is this game?
Zombies eat your brains four?
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Do you really play this?
I'm ashamed of you.
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Yeah? Try it.
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Stop it. What-- what,
this old thing?
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-(accordion music playing)
-No, I just got this
out of the closet.
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No, Jean Pierre L'Fontaine.
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As fun as this is...
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00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,458
-it's not real.
-(music stops)
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Lesson Number Three
on Being Poor:
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Way too easy to get caught up
in what's not real.
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You got a great,
big room, Farkle.
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00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:13,458
It just...
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00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,458
keeps us too far apart
from each other.
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-(zombies growling)
-Die, suckers! Die!
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That's Lesson
Number Four, right?
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It's better to be together.
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Always.
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Hey, guys.
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Great to see you
enjoying our house.
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00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:26,750
Why haven't you ever been here?
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Oh, hi, Minkus.
Nice crib.
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-Die!
-(zombies scream)
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Very sorry, you know,
for the unfortunate
turn of events.
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Thanks. I've always felt that
it's not the event that
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reveals the man,
but how the man responds
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to the event that reveals
the true nature of character.
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How are you responding, sir?
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I watch cartoons.
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I eat cereal without milk
because my tears fill the bowl.
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Stuff like that.
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I want you to know I don't care
if we live like this or not.
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Why not, Farkle?
Aren't you proud
of what we've done?
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I'm not really sure
of what we've done, Dad.
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I know if the stock market
goes up, you're happy,
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and if it goes down,
you're not.
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I know the busier you are,
the less I get to see you,
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00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:04,083
and if you're wondering
why I've never brought
my friends here before,
251
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,833
it's because
I'm a little embarrassed.
252
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:09,500
-By me?
-No. Never by you.
253
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,875
By all this stuff we have.
254
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,708
We have so much.
Why do we deserve it?
255
00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,333
What do you think?
256
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,083
I think you're
the best there is.
257
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,750
Look at us.
We're having a really good time.
258
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,500
I like this little ferret.
259
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000
Hi.
260
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,166
Hey, what are you doin'?
261
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,958
There's people
right out your window.
262
00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,250
I wish I had that.
263
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,166
Where are they all going?
264
00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,000
Right now?
265
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,333
They're going home, Farkle.
266
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,083
Do you know them?
267
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,583
What about her?
Do you know her?
268
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,166
Yeah, that's Mrs. Abruzzo.
269
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,125
Why is she wearing two jackets?
270
00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:55,000
I always ask her that.
271
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,166
She said she just doesn't have
time to get a warmer coat,
272
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,125
but she says she's fine.
273
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,458
I don't think she's fine.
274
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,083
Yeah.
275
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,458
Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.
276
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,416
You have a great room, Maya,
277
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:10,208
with a much better
view than mine.
278
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,500
I'm glad you
appreciate it, Farkle.
279
00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,208
-Hi, guys.
-(giggles)
280
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,125
My room is an idiot.
281
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:20,833
It has everything
in it except for
the most important thing.
282
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,083
Lucas: Us?
283
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,125
How can you put
a price on that?
284
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,583
You don't.
285
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,875
You can't put a price
on what's truly valuable.
286
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,708
Who needs money at all?
Lesson Five, right?
287
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,583
Wrong. When you don't have it,
288
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:35,208
you learn when
it comes in handy.
289
00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,083
I mean, I'd fix
the leak in my roof,
290
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,125
do something about
the cracks in the plaster,
291
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,500
definitely patch up the hole
292
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,750
that Ginger came in through
a year ago.
293
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,250
Wait a minute. What?
294
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,291
Your cat that's a ferret
is a rat?
295
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,083
Oh... there you go.
296
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,166
This is the world.
297
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,000
You see this piece of pie?
298
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000
These are the people
in the world who have pie,
299
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,208
and this is everyone else
in the world who lives
300
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,208
On less than $2 a day.
301
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,208
Oh, my gosh.
302
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,375
These are the people
in the world who have
303
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,833
access to
immediate medical care
304
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,166
and do not live
in abject poverty.
305
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,166
(Cory colors)
306
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,583
This is us.
307
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,708
These are the people who get to
wake up in their warm beds
308
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,458
and they get to eat
waffles in the morning.
309
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,625
This is us. This is them.
310
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,000
Look at me.
311
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,875
Pay attention to this.
312
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,708
Now, I've tried
to teach you guys that
313
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,291
the secret of life is
people change people.
314
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,875
Well, today, we're gonna
get more specific.
315
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,000
This is us.
316
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,250
This is them.
317
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,083
What's the secret of life?
318
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:50,583
Anybody?
319
00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,083
What us does for them.
320
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,583
Kindness.
321
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:57,958
Charity.
322
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,833
That's what changes people.
323
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,583
That's the secret of life.
324
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,208
And thank you.
325
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,458
I'm an "us"?
326
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,583
You're an "us."
327
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,833
You're blessed.
328
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,583
We're all blessed.
329
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,833
I'm sorry I've ever complained.
330
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:18,291
I'll never complain
about my leaky roof again.
331
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,625
Riley?
332
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,875
What us does for them.
333
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,458
The secret of life.
334
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,750
Your assignment today
is to think about what good
335
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,125
you guys would do
if you had money.
336
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,458
Who would you help?
337
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,333
I am...
338
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,875
humiliated.
339
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,166
Farkle, I got your message.
340
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,583
What are you doing?
341
00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,875
What are you doing?
342
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,250
Do you have a good reason
for walking out
343
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,291
in the middle of the day?
344
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,250
Are we gonna
lose all our money?
345
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,166
Are we not gonna be
Minkus International anymore?
346
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,583
Oh.
347
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,583
I thought you didn't
care about this.
348
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,333
I do now.
349
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,125
The technology I bet on
was so sophisticated
350
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,125
that we couldn't even
see it was successful.
351
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,291
I bet on the right thing.
352
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,708
Someday, you will inherit
353
00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,958
one of the world's most
successful companies.
354
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,708
I think we should
give away our money.
355
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:30,083
You are never
getting this company.
356
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,708
What good is any of this?
357
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,000
-What?
-What good do we do?
358
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,125
We support many fine causes.
359
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,291
-Not enough.
-How do you know?
360
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,583
Because I have my own train,
361
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,333
and you have
your own helicopter,
362
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,875
and we don't see each other.
363
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,000
You called me,
and I came home.
364
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,750
I respect how
successful you are,
365
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,458
but the world is full
of people, Dad.
366
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:58,000
None of them may be
as successful as you,
367
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,500
but they go home.
368
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,875
They go home every day.
STYLE
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369
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:05,208
What good is what we have
if what we have keeps us apart?
370
00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,875
Come here.
371
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,708
What is going on here?
372
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,250
Don't know.
Need more info.
373
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,250
(mouths)
374
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,375
Uh, nope.
No help at all.
375
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,000
'Splain yourself.
376
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,625
I'm sorry I made you feel bad.
377
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,166
I'm trying to make it up to you.
378
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:41,125
With a toy and carrots?
379
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,291
What do you want from me?
380
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,333
I didn't get
my whole allowance.
381
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,250
Wait, how did he make
you feel bad?
382
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,250
I don't know.
Everybody does.
383
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,166
I know a terrible secret.
384
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,583
'Splain yourself.
385
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,166
You make more money than Daddy
386
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,708
and I threw it in his face!
387
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,208
I hurt my father,
and I don't want anything bad
388
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,208
to ever happen to us
because of $3!
389
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,083
Auggie...
390
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,500
do you think that
just because somebody makes
391
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,416
more money than someone else
that makes them more valuable?
392
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:13,416
Yes.
393
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:16,583
Auggie, you didn't hurt
my feelings.
394
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,083
Mom deserves
the salary she makes.
395
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:22,166
Auggie, your daddy is
a great teacher.
396
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:24,750
His contribution is
at least as much as mine.
397
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,833
Why?
398
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,708
Because without teachers,
we wouldn't have lawyers
399
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,125
or doctors or anyone, really.
400
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,875
Then why doesn't he make
as much money as you?
401
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:37,375
Well, because sometimes
the world makes mistakes.
402
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,125
Aug, Mom didn't become
a lawyer for the money.
403
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,958
She did it to help people.
404
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:44,625
We're both lucky that we have
jobs that let us do that.
405
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,833
It's what you do,
not what you're paid.
406
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,208
That's your value.
407
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,583
Do you understand?
408
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,708
Mr. Matthews, I had a talk
with my father today
409
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,500
because of what you taught us.
410
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,125
Yeah, we didn't know
how lucky we are.
411
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,708
We've been talking
about it all day.
412
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,333
Thanks for my dollar, but...
413
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,375
It's yours
and I'm giving it back.
414
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,375
Thanks.
415
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,708
Aug...
416
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:13,458
here's the rest
of your allowance.
417
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,125
What are you gonna
do with it?
418
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,333
Dad.
419
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,208
I called you this time.
420
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,500
I thought about what you said.
421
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,208
I'm no success at all
if I haven't succeeded with you.
422
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,833
-You have.
-You're right, Farkle.
I should do more.
423
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,750
We should probably
leave you two alone.
424
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,208
No. Actually, this
involves all of you.
425
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,833
This morning, I did something
I should have done long ago.
426
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:46,125
I started the Minkus
Family Foundation.
427
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,416
We're gonna give
some money away,
428
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,083
a lot of money,
to those who need it.
429
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,166
And we want you all
to be a part of it.
430
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,333
Well, what do we do?
431
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:54,208
You're gonna help decide
who needs it.
432
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,583
You've all been thinking
about the less fortunate.
433
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:59,208
Well, we want the results
of your assignment right now.
434
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,583
I knew you'd come up
with something.
435
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,166
Well, I didn't come up
with it alone.
436
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,875
I called a buddy of mine
who's pretty good
437
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,625
at spotting the potential
in an idea.
438
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,458
He's inside.
He's gonna help us
pick out the best one.
439
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:19,250
That's Mark Cuban.
He owns the Dallas Mavericks.
440
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,208
Mr. Cuban, I know that
you don't take the Knicks
441
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,083
very seriously right now,
but just you wait.
442
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,583
Yeah, I don't have
that kind of time.
443
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,458
-You ready?
-Okay, guys. Impress me.
444
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,166
Good afternoon, judges.
445
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,708
Thank you for the opportunity
to do something wonderful.
446
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,416
I have done some research,
and I found out that each year,
447
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,458
America spends more money
on Halloween than
448
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,708
the entire world spends
to end malaria.
449
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,208
What do you want to do?
450
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,458
I want to change Halloween
to Malaria Day.
451
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,000
I want to get everybody to give
all of their candy money
452
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,875
to help the world
wipe out malaria.
453
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,708
This is your daughter?
454
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,000
I don't know,
how'd she do?
455
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,250
-Not good.
-I don't know her.
456
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,166
What was wrong with it?
457
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,833
People buy candy because
they want to give it
458
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,416
to little kids
that come to their door.
459
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:23,500
It's not about buying candy.
460
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,333
It's about smiley, happy kids.
461
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,375
I have two amazing, smiley,
happy kids right here.
462
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:33,416
You are not taking Halloween
away from them.
463
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,875
But malaria.
464
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,000
But hunger.
465
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,083
But poverty.
But sickness.
466
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,291
Yeah, I want to get rid
of them all, but you gotta
467
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,708
give me an idea that works.
468
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,125
(sadly)
But malaria.
469
00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:48,083
No getting rid of Halloween.
470
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,625
I'm out.
471
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:52,708
-(angrily) Go, Knicks.
-Yeah, we'll see how
that works for you.
472
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,083
Tough room.
473
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,875
-World peace.
-Great idea, Miss America.
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::cue(.speakerTop)
474
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,208
-Thank you.
-I'm out.
475
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,583
Well, what's the matter
with world peace?
476
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,291
Nothing. I'm all for it.
477
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,125
-You can't do it.
-And why not?
478
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,000
Gandhi couldn't do it.
Are you Gandhi?
479
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,875
No, I'm Miss America.
480
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,416
Mr. Cuban hurt my feelings.
481
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:17,208
-Lucas, I think maybe
Mr. Cuban was just--
-What is this? Nice?
482
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,291
-No, no--
-I'm out!
483
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,333
-No, I was just--
-I'm out!
484
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,625
-Topanga!
-I like him.
485
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,000
-Minkus!
-Cuban!
486
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,458
-Minkus!
-Thanks for coming out, buddy.
487
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,708
Oh, you know it, buddy.
488
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:26,583
I'm a sweetheart. Next.
489
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,000
-Maya Hart.
-What's that?
490
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,958
She's a person I believe in.
491
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,875
She never had very much
of anything.
492
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:38,333
Maybe that's why she looks
at everything the right way.
493
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,208
I'd give Maya Hart
a lot of money
494
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,291
and trust her to do
whatever she wants with it,
495
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,458
because one day she will be
a force to reckon with.
496
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,208
I think you should invest
in her right now.
497
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,250
Maya Hart!
498
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,500
I didn't do it, and--
and these two were
with me the whole time.
499
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,000
These two.
500
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,375
We were thinking about
giving you guys a lot of money.
501
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:02,083
Maya Hart.
How you doin', Cuban?
502
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,625
So, you guys are gonna
503
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,750
create world peace
and cure diseases together?
504
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,416
I'm gonna dream with them. Yeah.
505
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,458
I always have.
506
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,875
They're the ones
who taught me how.
507
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,583
Just sometimes, I know better.
508
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,875
What do you know?
509
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,125
I know my roof leaks...
510
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:20,750
and I know there is
a hole in my wall.
511
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,166
What are you gonna do about it?
512
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,250
I'm gonna get
an education from him,
513
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,083
and I'm gonna
earn my own money,
514
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,125
and someday I'm gonna have
a good place
515
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,000
with good walls
and a good roof.
516
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,083
And what are you gonna do
for everybody else?
517
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,166
Everybody's a lot of people.
518
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,291
But if I could afford it,
519
00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:40,458
I would fix
somebody else's roof.
520
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,583
What about world peace
and disease?
521
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,416
I'mma leave that to you guys
522
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:46,458
until I become
one of you guys.
523
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,708
I don't invest
in just ideas.
524
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,750
I invest in people
behind the ideas.
525
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,833
Your roof leaks for a reason.
526
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,208
You have these friends
for a reason...
527
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,750
and they have you.
528
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,333
Use them.
529
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,250
I'm gonna give you some money,
530
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,083
but you can't just keep it.
531
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,875
I've learned that
when all you do is keep it,
532
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,833
maybe you don't
deserve to keep it.
533
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,458
I'll do good with it.
534
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,000
I promise.
535
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,291
Can she keep a little of it
to fix her roof?
536
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,083
See? You have these friends
for a reason.
537
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,875
Thanks for showing me
you don't need money
to be rich, Maya.
538
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:29,083
Yeah, you do.
539
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,458
And this is creepy.
540
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,583
It is definitely cozier, Farkle.
541
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,208
Hey, Lucas...
542
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,875
(Riley strums)
543
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:43,708
♪ Zombies ♪
544
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:49,000
♪ I'm sorry for
treating you so bad ♪
545
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,583
It's very confident.
546
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:55,958
What are you guys looking at?
547
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,333
It's a live-stream.
548
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,958
Maya: Hey...
549
00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:02,000
Those are my people.
How'd you get my people?
550
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
When we fixed your roof,
we put a camera on it
and a little speaker.
551
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,083
Why?
552
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,625
Because I wanted to say hi.
553
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,125
Hi, Mrs. Abruzzo.