1 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:07,291 I'm just gonna put down whatever. Ow! 2 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:10,875 No, our profile on the Abigail Adams High School social network 3 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:14,000 is who we are in high school and it'll follow us into college 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,333 and into our careers and into my marriage and into your five. 5 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:18,708 Is one Lucas? 6 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:23,458 No, sorry. But you were married to Farkle for six weeks. 7 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:26,250 May he rest in peace. 8 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,708 I'll tell you right now the boy died happy. 9 00:00:28,708 --> 00:00:30,833 Hmm. Shall we begin? 10 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:32,375 Name. Maya Penelope Hart. 11 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:35,458 -Really? -I've decided to embrace it. 12 00:00:35,458 --> 00:00:38,958 (typing) "Riley Matthews. 13 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:40,875 Interests." 14 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,875 -Why'd you stop? -I can't think of my interests. 15 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:47,125 You can think of your interests. You're just worried that your interests aren't interesting 16 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:49,208 and your profile will bore the whole school. 17 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,208 Why are you only smart when it's at me? 18 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:53,458 Just skip it and go to the ones you know. 19 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,083 -Like favorite movie. -No. 20 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,875 -Why? -Maya, what if people here 21 00:00:56,875 --> 00:01:00,250 don't share my passion for farm animals who save the day? 22 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,458 -Why do you care about what other people think? -That's all I do. 23 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:05,875 Riley, just write down something you like and stop being so dramatic. 24 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:10,166 Okay, I am the least dramatic person who has ever roamed the face of the Earth. 25 00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:12,625 What did you put for favorite movie? 26 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:14,500 Don't Look Behind You. 27 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,458 -Did I see that with you? -No. 28 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,583 -Why not? -Look behind you. 29 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:20,583 (screams) 30 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:22,208 That's why. 31 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:26,875 Well, I'm sure that nobody else knows what to write down, either. 32 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:29,750 -Oh,Butch Cassidy. -Empire Strikes Back. 33 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:32,458 The Notebook. 34 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,958 Love never dies, man. 35 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:38,333 All right, favorite song? 36 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:39,375 Ooh, "Desperado." 37 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:41,583 Anything by Céline Dion. 38 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,625 The sound of my computer turning on. 39 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,750 (imitates computer chime) 40 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,375 This is so easy. 41 00:01:50,375 --> 00:01:53,166 Why is this so hard for you? 42 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,208 When one makes a decision, one must consider 43 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:56,708 the consequences of one's choice. 44 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:59,500 -Real talk. -What if nobody likes me? 45 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,250 You're just freaking out because your name's on it. 46 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,458 Let's pretend that you had an alter ego you pretended to be when you were all alone 47 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,291 that nobody knows about and put her name on it. 48 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:11,958 Yes. Let's pretend that. Ha ha. 49 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:15,875 -What's her name? -Jexica. 50 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:17,875 Jexica? 51 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:21,583 Like Jessica, but "x-ier." 52 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:24,333 Nobody's gonna find that adorable. 53 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:27,375 Jexica was the coolest thing there ever was. 54 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:30,416 She had blue hair and she protected me. 55 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:33,000 -What happened to her? -You showed up. 56 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,250 Both: Aww! 57 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,166 So make a profile as Jexica. 58 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,000 Write down all the answers as yourself, 59 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,625 but if nobody likes her, you're fine because nobody knows it's you. 60 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:46,000 Okay. Ha, this already feels easier. 61 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,375 Pretending to be somebody else usually is. 62 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,583 Jexica likes all of the things that I like 63 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:53,875 except she wears a green army jacket, 64 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:57,583 has feathers in her blue hair and she carries a sword. 65 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,166 Classic Jexica. 66 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:04,583 Hey, that's her. 67 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,208 You think anybody will like her? 68 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:08,458 I know I do. 69 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:16,333 (theme music playing) 70 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:19,083 ♪ I've been waiting for a day ♪ 71 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:21,875 ♪ Like this to come, struck like lightning ♪ 72 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,416 ♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪ 73 00:03:24,416 --> 00:03:28,416 ♪ On the edge of something wonderful ♪ 74 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,958 ♪ Face to face with changes ♪ 75 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:32,750 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 76 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,583 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 77 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:37,125 ♪ But I know I can work it out ♪ 78 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:40,958 ♪ 'Cause I got you to live it with me ♪ 79 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:44,958 ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 80 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:48,083 ♪ Light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ 81 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:51,125 ♪ I'm singing "Go-oh-oh" ♪ 82 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:53,500 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 83 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,291 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 84 00:03:56,291 --> 00:03:57,833 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 85 00:03:57,833 --> 00:04:00,625 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 86 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,125 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 87 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,500 I hate not having the exact same schedule as you. 88 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,750 I know. I turned to talk to you in class to tell you about this little dry patch 89 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,625 and realized I was talking to Yogi. 90 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,250 Hey, you try that eucalyptus, girl? 91 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,583 Thanks, Yogs. 92 00:04:27,708 --> 00:04:31,458 Why are you laughing? Is one of my five husbands Yogi? 93 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:34,625 -How is that possible? -We only know five guys. 94 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:37,125 You check your phone recently? 95 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:40,083 Ooh! Jexica has 20 likes. 96 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:43,083 -Refresh. -Jexica has 200 likes. 97 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,625 -Refresh. -What's going on? 98 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:48,875 -Jexica is super popular. -People really love her. 99 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,416 Look at the comments. 100 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:54,875 Jexica says everything I'm thinking. 101 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:58,833 Jexica makes me less afraid to be me. 102 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:01,958 I went to summer camp with her. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 103 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:06,458 Jexica's my best friend. She's always been my best friend. 104 00:05:06,458 --> 00:05:07,958 She has. 105 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:10,000 Now Jexica was a success. 106 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,458 So delete Jexica and put up your real profile and let everybody like you before it's too late. 107 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:17,708 Hey, guys, how do you feel about making some new friends outside our group? 108 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:18,833 Of course. Why? 109 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,708 -Uh, there's this girl... -What? 110 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:23,750 -named Jexica. -What? 111 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,125 -Delete her. -Too late. 112 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,375 I don't know. I just feel like I really get Jexica. 113 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:31,875 Yeah, she's a mystery woman. A mystery makes a woman very intriguing. 114 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,375 I went to summer camp with her. 115 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:36,750 It looks as though we all like her. 116 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,250 -Better than Maya? -Hey! 117 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:42,166 I'm sorry. Better than Maya? 118 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:50,583 I'm rich. I'm rich I tell ya. 119 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,958 More info please. 120 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:55,583 -No. -No? 121 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:57,875 If you don't just take my word for it, 122 00:05:57,875 --> 00:06:01,958 then I'm only gonna share my $30 million U.S. with mommy. 123 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:04,416 Ooh! 124 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:07,458 -All right, read it. -"I am Prince Baji from Nairobi." 125 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:10,208 -Oh. -Scam. 126 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:13,583 No scam. Says right here. "This no scam." 127 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,708 -Auggie-- -You taught me to read. 128 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:20,750 Why would you teach me to read if I wasn't supposed to believe what I'm reading? 129 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,416 He's got us, Topanga. 130 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:27,583 And if it was a scam, why would they start by saying, 131 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:30,250 "Hello, it's me, your friend from Nairobi?" 132 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:32,250 Do you have a friend from Nairobi? 133 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,583 Well, we're in the early stages of our relationship, 134 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:38,458 and he wants to give me money so I'd say we're besties. 135 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:41,625 Honey, they don't even have a real identity. 136 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:43,000 They're just trying to gain your trust. 137 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,458 I do trust Prince Baji. He does so have an identity. 138 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:48,083 He sent me his picture. 139 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,958 That's Morgan Freeman. 140 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:55,166 It's always Morgan Freeman. 141 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:58,708 How can you not trust that face? 142 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:01,291 -Topanga. -No. 143 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:04,000 Look at this picture and tell me this isn't the real Prince Baji. 144 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,166 I don't want him to lose his boyish innocence. 145 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,083 The world is the world, Cory. 146 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:13,375 I want to protect him for as long as we can, okay? 147 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:15,500 He has to learn what's out there sometime. 148 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:18,708 What's out there? 149 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:21,708 Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't we say what we really think on the count of three? 150 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,291 -Ready? -Both: One, two, three! 151 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:26,750 I think he's gonna be King Baji one day and I think we should get in now. 152 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:31,250 (laughing) Wow. 153 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,708 What are you writing? 154 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,583 Happy anniversary, Topanga. 155 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:38,416 Because that is the 100th time that you have one, two, three, tricked me. 156 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:42,166 -I do it that often? -You've been doing it since the '90s. 157 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,083 All right, on the count of three. 158 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:48,000 -Both: One, two, three! -Angela's still in love with Shawn. 159 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,416 I hate that. 160 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:52,875 It's not my fault you fall for it all the time. 161 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,000 And I can't believe you keep a list of it. 162 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,083 You can't imagine the lists I have on you. 163 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,833 Do you have any on me? 164 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:02,833 Oh, do I have any lists on you? Let me think about it. No. 165 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:06,500 -Why not? -Because I'm a healthy person. 166 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,875 Well, I hate that, too. 167 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:10,958 -(sighs) -He okay? 168 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,875 Oh, he's fine, honey. 169 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:16,625 I believe you. I believe anything. 170 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,458 I hear the freshmen just joined the high school social network. 171 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:30,166 -Not me. -I hear someone has already caused quite a stir. 172 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,500 Not me. 173 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,166 So who is ready to learn something today? 174 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,166 Not me. 175 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:40,458 A social network is something that has its roots firmly planted in our history. 176 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:43,708 Cave paintings, stone tablets, scrolls and papyrus leaves, 177 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:46,958 they all help decode what went on in a society. 178 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:50,125 Now what are historians in the future gonna use to help determine who we were? 179 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,625 The Internet and my frozen brain. 180 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:55,208 If they look at the Internet, they're gonna think we're pretty ridiculous. 181 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,125 You think? Why is that? 182 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,375 Because the Internet makes us look like a society of people 183 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:03,291 -that only care about dancing cats. -But we're more than that. 184 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:07,375 We are, but no one knows that if the dancing cat videos have a billion views 185 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:10,375 and the discovery of a new planet only gets 27,000 likes. 186 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,250 All me. 187 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,750 What's the difference? Dancing cats and a new planet 188 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,708 are just gonna get replaced by something new tomorrow. 189 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:20,750 Exactly right, Mr. Friar. So what does that say about us? 190 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,958 Oh, Oh! I know. It's not that we're a society of dancing cats. 191 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,458 It's that we're a society of-- Yes, Matthews? 192 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:32,333 It says that we're a society that lets things rise and fall that have no real value 193 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,333 because the Internet makes them so readily available to us 194 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,958 so they get a lot of clicks and likes and comments, 195 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:39,333 and then they fade out of our mind when the next thing comes along. 196 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:41,625 Well, what's wrong with a little distraction? 197 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,625 Nothing, if that's all it is. 198 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,875 How many people here have seen the dancing cats video? 199 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:49,000 What about the sneezing panda? 200 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,250 'Cause it goes, "Achoo!" and the other one goes, "Ah"! 201 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:59,750 It seems to me this isn't a distraction at all. It's a lifestyle. 202 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,000 Yeah, but we use the Internet to study as well, Mr. Matthews. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 203 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,333 And that's great. Okay, so who here knows the capital of Minnesota? 204 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,833 What about penguins? Are they in the North Pole? 205 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:11,750 Polar bears at the South or is it the other way around? 206 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:15,208 We only have so much room in our brains. 207 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:18,291 Really? Who has seen the "Charlie bit my finger--" 208 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:23,166 All: "Charlie bit my finger. He bit my finger, Charlie." 209 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:26,625 (laughing) Oh, Charlie. 210 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:30,875 Okay, I guarantee you guys 211 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:35,208 that what historians will say about us is that we're a society that spent a lot of time 212 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,000 with a click or a like or a comment. 213 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,500 And it's especially easy if nobody knows who you are, 214 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,458 because a lot of people spend their time posting under anonymous names. 215 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,833 Is that a good thing or bad thing? 216 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,583 -Good. -Good. Why good? 217 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,875 Just good. 218 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:53,416 -Just why? -Because maybe life is easier that way. 219 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:56,875 Maybe. Or maybe hiding behind a fake screenname 220 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,875 gives the people the courage to go negative. 221 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,125 Or someone who's too scared to express themselves 222 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,458 an undeserved moment of attention. 223 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,125 (chiming) 224 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,166 Man: Attention, Abigail Adams High. 225 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:12,875 Will Jexica please report to the school office? Jexica. 226 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,083 We just really want to meet you. 227 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:27,333 I'm alone in the bay window. 228 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:31,458 I've been forsaken, abandoned 229 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:35,291 and a third word for alone. 230 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:38,375 I'm almost done liking the likes that people liked of me. 231 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,291 -You mean Jexica. -I am Jexica. 232 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:44,208 I have achieved stunning and unheard of popularity. I have everything I want. 233 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,166 It's only because nobody knows it's you. 234 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,625 And that would bother some people, but not me. 235 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,875 Because I'm too busy answering everybody's private requests for advice. 236 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:56,291 -Here's a new message. Oh. -What? 237 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,000 -Nothing. -Read that one right now. 238 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,875 Or what? (screams) 239 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:04,708 "Hi, Jexica, my name is Lucas Friar"-- 240 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,458 Wait. Why would Lucas write to Jexica? 241 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,625 "I have to choose between two girls. 242 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:12,125 And I thought that I liked them both, but what I really love is that you want to ride unicorns 243 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,166 while eating cotton candy and collecting falling stars. 244 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,125 I think you would fit in with our group of friends, 245 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,125 but please don't tell them I invited you." 246 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,708 -He knows. -No, he doesn't know, Maya. 247 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,000 I wish everybody knew because then I'd be the most popular girl in school, 248 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,750 but I'm not because nobody knows. Isn't that just the way? 249 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,458 He knows it's you. 250 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:34,000 He doesn't know, but if he knew, it would fix all of our problems. 251 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,875 -How? -Because if Lucas likes Jexica 252 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,000 then he doesn't have to choose between you and me, 253 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,166 and we don't get hurt and he can have Jexica, and we don't get hurt. 254 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:45,458 What'd I do? I land on your head? Is that what I did? I land on your head? 255 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,000 I know what I must do. 256 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,750 That's nice. I'll wait here. Oh, look, she's marching. 257 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,458 It's me, Maya. 258 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:10,458 I know who it is, nimrod. Why does everything always have to get so out of hand? 259 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,708 You ain't seen nothin' yet. 260 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,583 Here's my plan. "A"-- I go to school like this. 261 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,458 "B"-- I claim my new popularity. 262 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:20,708 "C"-- I solve our whole love triangle when Lucas falls for Jexica. 263 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:23,625 -Not a thing. -"D"-- something goes horribly wrong. 264 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:28,583 "E"-- I learn a big lesson. Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 265 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,875 What can I say? This sounds right. 266 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,208 Breakfast is served. 267 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,125 You cooked for us? 268 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,416 Why, yes, August, I did. 269 00:13:42,416 --> 00:13:44,708 And not because Mommy one, two, three, tricked me, 270 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,291 but I did it out of the generosity in my own heart, 271 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:50,125 just like Prince Baji does. 272 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,583 Oh, hey, I just thought of something. 273 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:57,166 Would it be okay with you if we didn't raise our son to be an Internet sucker? 274 00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,583 Why, yes, it would be as long as it would be okay with you that we did. 275 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:03,500 Why? 276 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:07,750 Because sometimes it's okay to believe in the world. Prove me wrong, I dare ya. 277 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,875 -Prove me wrong. -(chiming) 278 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:13,833 -What? -It's from Ava. She's in London. 279 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:18,458 She's lost her wallet. She needs me to send her all the money I have. 280 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,583 Okay, you guys don't want me to trust strangers, 281 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:26,125 but you've always taught me to help my friends. 282 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,875 And Ava's my friend and I'm gonna help her no matter what. 283 00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:36,000 Prove me wrong, I dare ya. Prove me wrong! 284 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,166 -What? -That is the 100th anniversary 285 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,875 of "Prove Me Wrong, I Dare Ya. Prove Me Wrong." 286 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,500 It's also the 100th anniversary of "Why Did I Marry You"? 287 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,333 Ooh, congratulations. 288 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,583 Attention. Attention, everyone in the school. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 289 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:09,166 I have an announcement to make. I am Jexica! 290 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,250 -That oughta do it. -You would think, but no. 291 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,458 -Why not, pray tell? -What we've done is skipped right to "D." 292 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,583 A, B, C-- D! this is the letter where everything goes horribly wrong. 293 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,000 That's the one. 294 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,833 I am Jexica. 295 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I am Jexica. 296 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,083 I am Jexica. 297 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,291 -Yogi? -Jexica. 298 00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,833 All: I am Jexica! 299 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,958 What do we do now? 300 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,375 Too early to tell. 301 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,500 We'll be back right after this with our lesson. 302 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,625 Maya: And now it's one day later. 303 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,375 What could have possibly changed? 304 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:58,333 I know I said I liked her yesterday, but that was yesterday. Come on. 305 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,125 Yeah, it's possible that I said I was Jexica 306 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:05,708 to show I could be a unique individual just like her. 307 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,291 I don't wanna be mean, but I'm gonna. 308 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,500 I think the blue hair and sword may be trying too hard. 309 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,750 I've tried to tell her, but you know Jexica. 310 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:17,166 She's still my best friend and everything. She is. 311 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,625 -(music playing) -Hey, guys, have you seen a piano playing rabbit? 312 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,833 Maya, I don't get it. Jexica has lost, like, half of her followers. 313 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,250 How could this happen? What did I do? What kind of world is this? 314 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,291 You didn't do anything wrong, Riles. It's just a matter of time 315 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:45,083 before people get over something that doesn't actually exist. 316 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,500 Poor Jexica. 317 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,000 She's not a thing. 318 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,833 -All she ever wanted was love. -She doesn't exist. 319 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,083 I bet she wishes she never even put up her own profile. 320 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,000 -She's you. -Well, then how do I feel about this? 321 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,166 Leave me alone. 322 00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:02,583 Okay, historians will decide whatever they decide about us. 323 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,083 How do you guys feel about who you are? 324 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,083 I got 109 followers. So I feel pretty good no matter what happens. 325 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:11,333 Really? What's valuable? 326 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,333 Polar bears, North Pole. Penguins, South Pole. 327 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,875 The capital of Minnesota is St. Paul. 328 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:20,000 That's right, that's great, right? Isn't that great? 329 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,416 -"Charlie bit my finger." -Everyone: "Charlie bit my finger. 330 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:27,583 Charlie bit my finger. Oh, Charlie." 331 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:32,416 If something that's important to us today is so easily replaced 332 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:36,875 by something else tomorrow, we have to wonder if it ever really had any value at all. 333 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,708 What can we learn from that? 334 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:42,375 -I don't know. -How do you not know? 335 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,458 I don't know because I live in a world that judges me 336 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,708 based on whatever movie or song I like, 337 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,875 and I'm expected to answer questions about myself, 338 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,500 but I'm still figuring out who I am 339 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,500 and everything could change tomorrow. 340 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,708 Because who you are isn't measured by today or tomorrow, 341 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,500 but by a whole bunch of days of what you do. 342 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:06,333 Not necessarily what you like or what you say at a particular time. 343 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:10,583 The great thing about evolving is that we continue to grow and feel. 344 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:17,458 Don't be influenced by somebody else's likes or clicks or favorites. 345 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:20,125 Who should determine what you think? 346 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:23,000 Wikipedia. 347 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,208 You disgust me. 348 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,166 Go figure this out in the bay window. Class is over! 349 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,375 -Hey, Huckleberry. -Yes. 350 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,375 -What do you know? -I know a lot of things. 351 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,333 I know that we need to stick together. 352 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:45,125 I know that the only way we can do that is if we're honest with each other. 353 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,500 -Get to it. -I know that you are Jexica. 354 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,083 I know that you are Jexica. 355 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,875 Lucas told me that you are Jexica. 356 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,166 How did you guys know that? 357 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,291 We know who you are, Riley. You don't have to write down 358 00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,750 some fake profile for us to know who you are. I'd recognize you anywhere. 359 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:05,250 What? No, you said something to her so now you have to look at me and say something to me. 360 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,250 -I'd recognize you anywhere, too. -You're not even trying. 361 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:12,375 I'm tired all the time. 362 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,166 -Guys. -Yes. 363 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:17,208 -I want us to last forever. -Well, how do we do that? 364 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:21,500 By finding out that friends who know who you are 365 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,583 is the most real thing there is. 366 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:27,375 So, Riley, what are you gonna put on your profile? 367 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,000 Yeah. Who are you? 368 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,208 Topanga. 369 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,708 I've been thinking about you all day and I want to tell you something. 370 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,000 I've been thinking about you all day and I want to tell you something. 371 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,500 Let's say it on the count of three. 372 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,208 -Absolutely. -Both: One, two, three! 373 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,875 I don't want you to have a list of anything I do that you don't like. 374 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,583 I tricked you, I won, and I feel good about it. 375 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,875 But I don't ever want to do it again, 376 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,750 and I'd like to forget about the 100 times that I did. Is that okay? 377 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,166 Tell her it's okay, Dad. 378 00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:00,708 No, it's not okay. 379 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,291 I'm giving you a chance to start over. 380 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,333 I wouldn't change one moment of anything we ever did. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 381 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,708 That's pretty good, huh? 382 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,458 Yeah, that's real good. 383 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,875 -Auggie, where were you? -What? 384 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,000 I e-mailed you. I told you to come to London. 385 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,458 You left me hangin', baby. 386 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:26,166 That was real? Why were you in London? 387 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,125 I had to stop there on my way back from Nairobi. 388 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,125 You saw Prince Baji? 389 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:35,291 You mean the Baj? He gave me this. 390 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:39,083 $30 million, U.S.? 391 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,708 How do you like me now, Topy? 392 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,875 Oh, call me "Mommy." 393 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,208 All: Yay! 394 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,958 Yay! 395 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:52,500 That was a good one. 396 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,500 Step away from the Internet. 397 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:05,208 I finally made my own profile. 398 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,708 I put down all of my favorites. 399 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,458 I put down everything that makes me who I am. 400 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,000 Hey, I know you. 401 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,875 Good. Let's watch this now. 402 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,291 Woman: And who is your best friend? 403 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,125 Who's your best friend? Who's your best friend? 404 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:24,083 Who's your best friend? Who's your best friend? 405 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,583 Who's your best friend? Pizza?