1 00:00:05,625 --> 00:00:07,875 Look at all of these new people. 2 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,250 -No. -Why "no"? 3 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:11,375 Because you're getting all interested in everybody, aren't you? 4 00:00:11,375 --> 00:00:13,458 -What's wrong with getting interested in people? -No. 5 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:16,708 -Why "no"? -Because you're only supposed to be pretend interested 6 00:00:16,708 --> 00:00:18,291 in however many people we already know. 7 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:20,333 You're only pretend interested in people? 8 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,875 Yeah. Everyone's more comfortable that way. Watch. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,166 -Hey, you. -Hey, you! 10 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:31,583 Now watch this. How are you? 11 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:32,625 How are you? 12 00:00:32,625 --> 00:00:34,000 No, I really mean it. How are you? 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,500 -Back off. -Yeah, get out of my life. 14 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,458 I look out at the sea of new students and would like 15 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,958 to explore the potential of new friendships for us. 16 00:00:42,958 --> 00:00:43,833 What would you like? 17 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:46,000 I would like everyone to mind their own business. 18 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:49,000 Don't you think that somewhere around here 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,708 could be a wonderful new friend for us? 20 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:52,000 I would have to learn names! 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,625 I'm still learning "Zay." 22 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:57,583 It's Zay, right? 23 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:59,500 We are going to make one new friend. 24 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,875 If we make one new friend every day 25 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,000 for the rest of the year, you know what we'll have? 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,208 Lice. We'll have lice. I guarantee you. 27 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,625 It's great to have you back, Maya. 28 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:10,750 Thanks. My hair is way too long to make new friends. 29 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,750 So who's it gonna be? 30 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:15,291 Who's the lucky person who's going to get blessed 31 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:17,000 with our special kind of friendship? 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,208 I wouldn't force that on anybody. 33 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,458 Watch me. 34 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:21,958 Hi! Good morning! 35 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:24,125 My name is Riley Matthews 36 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,375 -and this is my friend Maya Hart. -Sup? 37 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:30,583 I wanted to introduce myself to extend the warmest 38 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:32,458 of invitations to be our new friend. 39 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:36,166 I really like what you're wearing. 40 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:39,208 Great hair, nice eyes, good knees. 41 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,458 Be my friend? 42 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:44,500 Watch this, Maya. 43 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,166 This is how new friendships are born. 44 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:48,083 I don't like her at all. 45 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,625 She-- she don't like me. 46 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,333 Watch whatever happens next. 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,166 Hi, Maya. 48 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,958 Who's this? A new friend of yours? 49 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,958 Well, any new friend of Maya is a great friend of mine. 50 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:05,958 Hi. 51 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,125 Wow. 52 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:23,958 And they lived here for the rest of their lives. 53 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:26,458 (theme music playing) 54 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:32,583 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 55 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,625 ♪ For a day like this to come ♪ 56 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,708 ♪ Struck like lightning ♪ 57 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:38,875 ♪ My heart's beating like a drum ♪ 58 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:43,000 ♪ On the edge of something wonderful ♪ 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,833 ♪ Face to face with changes ♪ 60 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:46,875 ♪ What's it all about? ♪ 61 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,875 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 62 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:51,208 ♪ But I know I can work it out ♪ 63 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:55,000 ♪ 'Cause I got you to live it with me ♪ 64 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,708 ♪ I feel all right ♪ 65 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:59,625 ♪ I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 66 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,000 ♪ Light up the stars ♪ 67 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,875 ♪ I've got some pages to turn ♪ 68 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,375 ♪ I'm singing "Go-o-o" ♪ 69 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,875 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 70 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:10,958 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 71 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,166 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 72 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:15,000 ♪ Take on the world, take on the world ♪ 73 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,583 ♪ Take on the world ♪ 74 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:23,833 -Knock, knock. -Who's there? 75 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:25,958 -Somebody doesn't like me. -"Somebody doesn't like me" who? 76 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,250 What's the difference? 77 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,125 -I don't have time for games. -You're being ridiculous. 78 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,500 Oh, great. Thank you so much. You fixed me forever. 79 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,583 Don't overreact to this. 80 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:34,416 You'll only make it worse, okay? 81 00:03:34,416 --> 00:03:37,125 We're out in the world now. You're gonna have to face little setbacks. 82 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:38,958 -You can't have everyone like you. -Why not? 83 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:41,000 Because you can't control the world 84 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,208 and you can't control other people in the world. 85 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,958 The only thing you can control is your own reaction to what goes on. 86 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:48,458 You're right, and this is how I choose to react: 87 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:53,625 -(crying howl) -♪ Lee, lie, loo, la, la ♪ 88 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:56,875 ♪ Lay your head down, little nut-job ♪ 89 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:59,625 ♪ Wake up when you're normal ♪ 90 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:02,708 -♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ -What did I ever do to her, Maya? 91 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:05,125 (softly) Who knows? Who cares? 92 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,583 Let it go. 93 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:08,833 ♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ 94 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,750 -(school bell rings) -Oh, yay. 95 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,583 (gasps) 96 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:14,416 Maya, I had the worst dream! 97 00:04:14,416 --> 00:04:16,208 -You were in my dream! -Don't dream about me. 98 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,458 I don't like you. 99 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,625 -(breathing heavily) -No, no, no, no, no. 100 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:23,208 How's it goin'? 101 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:24,708 Someone doesn't like Riley, 102 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,708 my legs are asleep, we have Health class. 103 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,125 Okay. Come on. 104 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,166 No. 105 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:44,708 (thud) STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 106 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,875 Maybe you're right. 107 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,958 Maybe I can't control who likes me or not, 108 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:13,250 but there's more to life, like Health class. 109 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,500 I am so excited for today's Health class. 110 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,375 "Our bodies, our friends." Yikes. 111 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:24,083 Oh, I'm sure that the teacher's sensitive take on life 112 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,708 will be a lovely way to learn how our bodies work. 113 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,208 What's that? 114 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,583 All right, all you creepy little child-adults, 115 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,750 settle down. Let's get this over with, huh? 116 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:40,625 Ugh. Put your hand down, Sunshine. 117 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,416 You'll all pass no matter what. 118 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:43,583 You know why? 119 00:05:43,583 --> 00:05:45,750 'Cause if I fail ya, I gotta meet your parents. 120 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,708 I don't want to meet your parents. 121 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,416 I don't want to meet you. 122 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:53,000 All right. (snorts) 123 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,625 Let's talk about your bodies. 124 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:59,083 -(thud) -Yeah, I don't blame him. 125 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,000 Are you sure that you're the right person to teach us this? 126 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,833 Why don't you give me a chance? 127 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,166 I may surprise ya. 128 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:06,625 I want this to be taught to me 129 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,583 in a delicate and sensitive manner. 130 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:10,875 Yeah? Well, surprise. 131 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,958 You can't control this either, Riles. 132 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:14,750 Welcome back, beloved. 133 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,708 All right, everybody open your Health textbooks to page 73. 134 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,500 (thud) 135 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:27,083 He is the only one here that knows what he's doing. 136 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,166 And that's what they taught us 137 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,250 in Health class about our bodies. 138 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,875 You okay, Bubba? 139 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:44,583 I'm telling everybody. 140 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:45,833 You're not tellin' anybody. 141 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,500 Concentrate on somethin' else. 142 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,708 I can't. 143 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,458 He's a gym teacher. 144 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,708 Why would they have a gym teacher teach us about our bodies? 145 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,708 This is another thing you can't control. 146 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:57,958 Could you please tell Riley that there's nobody in this world 147 00:06:57,958 --> 00:06:59,708 -who can control everything? -(door unlocking) 148 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:00,833 That ought to do it. 149 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,208 Hi. It's me. 150 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,625 Oh, good! 151 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,000 Your daughter wants to control what happens to her in life, 152 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 and she needs someone to tell her she can't, 153 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,458 and you are the worst person in the world for the job. 154 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,750 Out of all the houses in the world she could have walked into, 155 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,375 -she walks into ours. -(chuckles) 156 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:18,458 Well, I did used to be a little bit of a control freak. 157 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:19,708 (laughs) 158 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,625 "Used to be"? (laughs) 159 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,125 I just thought of something funny 160 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,708 I just heard right now... 161 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:31,333 from me. 162 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,000 In school, I'm supposed to write 163 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,708 a big report about what life means to me. 164 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:36,166 Oh, great. I'll help you. 165 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:39,708 -Why? -Because I can't control who likes me or who teaches me 166 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:42,875 or my own life, but I can sure control yours. 167 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:46,291 You know what's the best about being the youngest? Nothin'. 168 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,708 Riley, you can't worry about what people think 169 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:50,708 because you can't control what people think. 170 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,708 The truth is, when you try to control life, 171 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,416 life does its best to teach you not to. 172 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:56,000 There's a girl who doesn't like me. 173 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,250 What's that you say now? 174 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:02,333 Okay, honey. You just keep being you, 175 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,833 and she's gonna come around. 176 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,166 So, we don't try to control it? 177 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,625 -No. -We just let it be? 178 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:07,750 -Yes. -How? 179 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:10,583 Well, see, what's gonna happen all on its own 180 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,708 is that Daddy's gonna get me her phone number, see? 181 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,708 And then perhaps, I don't know, maybe I have 182 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,750 a little howdy do with her mommy. 183 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:19,000 And if you don't have a new friend by 9:00 tomorrow, 184 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,458 as natural as flowers in the springtime, 185 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,458 well, then maybe Leonard, the income tax attorney in Mommy's office, 186 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:27,625 he's gonna do just a little bit of research into their family's paperwork 187 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:30,208 and see if there are any inconsistencies. 188 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:37,208 ♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ 189 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,708 -♪ Lee, lie, loo ♪ -That's so soothing. 190 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:40,708 (softly) Yes, it is. 191 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,583 I'm gonna put Momma to bed now. 192 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:43,583 -Okay. -Mm-hmm. 193 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,208 -I can do what I want. -Yes, you can. 194 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,250 -I'm the boss of this world. -Yes, you are. 195 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,250 Huh. Riley, listen. 196 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:55,208 I'm sure Mr. Fanucci knows what he's doing. 197 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,333 I need you to tell him to treat our Health class 198 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,875 with dignity and sensitivity. 199 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:01,208 Okay, but it's been my experience that 200 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,708 when you try to control things, 201 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,875 they only turn out worse. 202 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,375 Promise me you'll tell him that. 203 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,291 Okay. I promise you I'll talk to him. 204 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:09,708 What could be worse than learning about my body 205 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:11,458 from the boy's gym teacher? 206 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,833 Nothin'. 207 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,750 Ya happy? 208 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:32,583 Do it. 209 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:36,000 ♪ Lee, lie, loo, la ♪ 210 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,583 Shh, shh. ♪ La, la, la ♪ 211 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:48,083 So I said, "Hey, Fanucci, don't take this the wrong way." He did. 212 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,250 "Can you be a little more sensitive 213 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,625 in Health class?" He can't. 214 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,583 So, here I stand in front of you 215 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,708 begging you to make this easy on me. 216 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,000 Put that hand down forever. 217 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,708 You have to answer my question about the body. 218 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:06,958 Uh-- 219 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,708 Maya, it's my father! He doesn't know anything. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 220 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,333 I know things. 221 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,708 What is the body? 222 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,250 What does the body want? 223 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:15,625 I'm gonna tell ya. 224 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,291 Soup. 225 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,583 Now you know everything. 226 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,625 Goodnight! 227 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,166 What do you want? 228 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,875 -Smackle time, please. -Absolutely. 229 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,416 Hey, I thought it was "Farkle time." 230 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:27,750 It is Farkle time. 231 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,708 It's always been Farkle time. It'll always be Farkle time. 232 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:30,875 Farkle time is a worldwide phenomenon, 233 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:32,291 a division of Farkle Enterprises 234 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,750 and the incontrovertible essence of my soul. 235 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,208 It's Smackle time from now on. 236 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:42,250 Mr. Matthews is our teacher and our friend 237 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,708 who always encourages us to pursue the subject matter. 238 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:46,416 Not this time, baby. 239 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:48,708 We will begin. 240 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:49,875 On page 73 of your Health books, 241 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:53,458 what they're trying to teach you is (bleep). 242 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:05,583 (bleep) 243 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,250 You're not going to believe 244 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,250 what that man of yours did today. 245 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,208 Oh, sure I will, 246 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,750 but Auggie wants to tell Riley something first. 247 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,625 Oh, yay! Your homework. 248 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:21,083 The one thing I was able to completely control. 249 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:25,166 How could you fail what life means to me? 250 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,333 Yeah. 251 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:29,708 Perhaps Mrs. Pigsniffle asked me if I did the work myself. 252 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,291 "Mrs. Pigsniffle"? 253 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,000 Yeah. You're the first to notice it. 254 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:39,000 She could tell I helped you with it, huh? 255 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,708 She told me that this was clearly the work of a fifth grader. 256 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:43,000 (stifled laugh) 257 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,708 Ugh. 258 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,291 She don't like me, 259 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,125 my father teaches soup, and I can't even 260 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,833 help my own brother with his homework. 261 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,416 You want to break it to her or should I? 262 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:53,750 Riley, as much as I've tried, 263 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,875 it's impossible to control what goes on all the time. 264 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,458 I know how hard that was for you. 265 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,583 It's killing me. I'm smiling, right? 266 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,708 Auggie, your teacher wants you to write 267 00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:05,250 what life means to you, not what it means to somebody else. 268 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,416 Then I will. Thanks anyway, Riley. 269 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,833 You're welcome, Auggie. Good luck with everything. 270 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,708 I give up. 271 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:15,750 Riley, as much as I try, 272 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,875 it's impossible to control what goes on all the time. 273 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:21,208 Sometimes it's okay to just be a leaf in the wind and see where we land. 274 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,375 Even when we don't like what's happening to us? 275 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,750 Especially then. 276 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,833 Because that's when I found out life was usually trying to teach me something. 277 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,125 Well, what could this be trying to teach me? 278 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,083 It teaches you who you are. 279 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,458 Because as much as we think we show everybody who we are 280 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,458 when we're completely in charge of what happens, 281 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,708 we find out who we really are when we're not. 282 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,708 Thanks for being my mom. 283 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,875 You're welcome. 284 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,458 That's who I am. 285 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,875 Lucas, what would you do 286 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,708 if there was somebody in your life who didn't like you? 287 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,416 I'd go like this. 288 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,708 That would work for you? 289 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,958 (giggles) 290 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,208 -Smackle! -Do it. 291 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,833 (giggles jaggedly) 292 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,875 Thanks, honey. 293 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,583 -Zay? -Riley? 294 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,000 What would you do if there was somebody in your life who didn't like you? 295 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,458 Oof. I'd move to New York. 296 00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,000 (all laugh dryly) 297 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 (laughs dryly) 298 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,708 Maya, what would you do? 299 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,208 I just don't care as much. 300 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,708 Well, you cared when you used to be me. 301 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,458 Yeah, and it was exhausting, but I'm better now, Riles. 302 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,375 You want to feel better? Don't care so much. 303 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,583 I don't know how to do that. 304 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,291 I care that people like me. 305 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,375 Do people like me? 306 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,291 -Of course they like you. -They do? 307 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,833 -You like me, Lucas? -Sure. 308 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,625 He's sitting right next to me! 309 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,208 Riley, there's not a person in this world 310 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,833 that wouldn't like you once they got to know you. 311 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,583 Oh, well, that's very nice of you, Lucas, 312 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,708 but the more me I was, the faster she ran away. 313 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,875 Come on. Who cares about her? 314 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,083 Let's think about something else. 315 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:58,291 Yeah, maybe if we move on and think about something else, 316 00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,833 then we could get on with our lives... 317 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,875 she said, knowing that was crazy. 318 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:08,166 Hey, guys, did you know that astronomers calculate 319 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:12,166 that there are one billion trillion stars in the observable universe? 320 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,708 One billion trillion? 321 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,125 Well, that's just amazing. 322 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,583 I thought it was less. 323 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,750 Zay: I know! 324 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,458 It gives you so much to think about... 325 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,583 Other than whatever's going on in our little lives. 326 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,458 A billion trillion stars? 327 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:30,000 You could give them all Riley names is what you could do. 328 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,083 I'll get you started. 329 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:34,375 Twinkly, Sparkly, Twinkly. 330 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,625 There's three. 331 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,583 It certainly shows how vast the universe is and how small we are. 332 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,000 Hey, you're right. 333 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,583 We're all just specks. That's all we are. 334 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,875 And that other speck doesn't like me! 335 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,833 Did you finish your paper, Auggie? 336 00:14:56,833 --> 00:15:00,125 Yeah. I still don't really know what Mrs. Pigsniffle wanted, 337 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,958 so I just tried to answer the question. 338 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:03,750 Can we hear it? 339 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,625 What Life Means to Me by Auggie D. Matthews. 340 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,750 Your middle name isn't "Doggie." STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 341 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:15,000 "I've been here seven years and I think life is a good idea. 342 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,875 "I love my mom and dad, my sister Riley, 343 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,083 "my wife Ava, 344 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,000 "my apartment where I live in America 345 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,708 and everything that happens to me every day." 346 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,708 Nice job, Auggie. 347 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,250 So nice when you're young and still in control of everything. 348 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,125 I'm not in control of anything. 349 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,875 That's what makes life so easy for me. 350 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:33,958 What? 351 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:36,958 Yeah. When you think about it, nothing's really my fault yet 352 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,500 'cause I'm still cute. 353 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,750 It's the first thing I check every day. 354 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,500 How did you get such a good attitude? 355 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,625 Because every day when I say, "Good morning, Mrs. Pigsniffle," 356 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,458 I realize how lucky I am. 357 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,250 So when do you start wanting to be in control of things 358 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,166 and when do you lose it? 359 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,625 I remember I started getting real confused about things 360 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,083 when I was 11 or 12. 361 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,416 When does it end? 362 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,458 No. 363 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,583 So, you know nothing when you're a baby, 364 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,458 when you're nine, you're just figuring things out, 365 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,958 and when you're 12, you get confused forever? 366 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,625 -That's life? -Yep. 367 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,083 10 and 11. 368 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,458 The Good Years by Cory Matthews. 369 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,500 Mornin', crunch bars. What up? 370 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,583 Auggie was just reading us his paper 371 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,291 about life and everybody he loves. 372 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,083 -Am I in it? -Yes. 373 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,583 -Mm-hmm. -Yes. 374 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,875 You didn't put me in it. 375 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,000 I'm never even gonna see 10 or 11! 376 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,583 No, you won't! 377 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,083 My good years are behind me, 378 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,583 I have 80 star names to go, 379 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,208 and I go to a high school where somebody doesn't like me. 380 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,458 Look on the bright side. 381 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,458 Bright Side! 79 to go. 382 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,708 And now, this. 383 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:54,583 One of the most intricate parts 384 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,458 of the human body is... 385 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,458 No! 386 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,458 I want to talk to you guys today 387 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,250 about the human foot. 388 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,375 Uh-huh. 389 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,583 Ha. 390 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,208 Questions? 391 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:24,125 See, what we have here is a man with nothing to say. 392 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,708 Sad. 393 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,500 -Give up, Matthews? -Okay. 394 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,166 It's not so easy to explain the wonders of the human body 395 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,291 to the freshman class, huh? 396 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,583 Or anyone. 397 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,375 So did he teach it to you in the delicate 398 00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:40,333 and sensitive manner you requested, Sunshine? 399 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,583 Not quite, but it's out of my control. 400 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,750 Everything is. 401 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,000 Mm. (blows raspberry) Wrongo! 402 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,500 Wrongo? 403 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,583 I've been doing this 20 years. 404 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,875 It is never graceful. 405 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,125 But it's always important. 406 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,083 'Cause after you get past all your laughter 407 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,416 and your embarrassment, we all arrive at one thing: 408 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:03,875 you get this one mind and you get this one body. 409 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,833 That's what's completely yours to control. 410 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,208 How you take care of it, how you treat it, 411 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,625 how you nourish it, what becomes of it. 412 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,875 It's completely up to you. 413 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,833 Especially when it seems like nothing else is. 414 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,333 Boy, do you have the right teacher here. 415 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,083 Does life know what it's doing or huh? 416 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,250 Uh, you know what else there is about the human foots? 417 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,375 They do... 418 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,875 Yeah, they all do that. 419 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,500 All right, here is the thing about Health. 420 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,375 This is what makes you healthy: 421 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,458 whenever it seems like everything else is just out of control, 422 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,875 you need to be able to rely on your own minds 423 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,166 and your own bodies 424 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,208 to be whoever you are. 425 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,750 'Cause knowing who you are, 426 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,708 that's the best control you could possibly have. 427 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,625 So, make good decisions about yourselves. 428 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,000 That's the best thing I can teach you. 429 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,750 He's pretty good, Riley. 430 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,458 Yeah. 431 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,458 Maybe I should just control me. 432 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,208 Maybe that's okay. 433 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,458 What about "Our bodies, our friends"? 434 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,250 What about page 73? 435 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,375 (thud) 436 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,166 Oh, yeah. 437 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:24,875 Listen, someday, way down the line, please, 438 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,083 if you make more of yourselves... 439 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,583 teach them the same thing. 440 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,875 They'll thank you for it. 441 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,291 Thank you. 442 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,750 Anytime, Sunshine. 443 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,416 Why did you make us set our alarms for so early? 444 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:49,583 I had such a good dream. 445 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,458 You know what I was dreaming of? 446 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,458 How you doin'? 447 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,750 We're holding balloons, Riley. 448 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,291 Why are we holding balloons? 449 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,625 I know that sometimes I can be a handful... 450 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,875 -All: No... -Yes, yes, you are. 451 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,250 but I learned something and I want to share it with you guys. 452 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,875 This is our letting go ceremony. 453 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,500 We will let go of all of the things 454 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,500 that we think we can control but we really don't. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop) 455 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,208 Well, I'm not doin' it. 456 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,458 You don't control that. 457 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,958 Except each other. We will never let go of each other. 458 00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,250 See? 459 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,583 Okay, everybody. Let go of your balloons. 460 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,458 What happens now? 461 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,583 Well, whatever life does to us, 462 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:35,291 maybe we can't control it, 463 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,416 but we can be who we are and... 464 00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:40,458 control how we react to it. 465 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,583 Hi. 466 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:58,875 (sighs) 467 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,625 Yeah, I still don't like you. 468 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:03,875 Well, I like you. 469 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,125 Woman: ♪ Here comes Mr. Googly ♪ 470 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,458 ♪ And his googly, boogly friends! ♪ 471 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:30,583 Honey, I'm home! 472 00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,125 We're watchingGoogly. 473 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,583 I decided to stay young and cute as long as I can. 474 00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:37,125 You can't control that, Augs. 475 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,500 Nobody can control anything. 476 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,583 Yeah. Might as well learn that right now. 477 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,708 (channel changes) 478 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,250 Reporter: And in local news, 479 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,708 one Greenwich Village family has been found guilty 480 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,000 of four counts of tax evasion. 481 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,458 When asked to comment, 482 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,583 they said they would have gotten away with it, 483 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,458 except their daughter chose not to like 484 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,833 the wrong person at school. 485 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:59,375 Just another reason everybody should like everybody. 486 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,708 What did you do? 487 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,416 Nothin'. 488 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:07,083 Nobody can-- can control nothin'. 489 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,458 D-- dessert? 490 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,333 Who wants dessert?