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Okay, Kaz,
would you rather...

2
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Have Freeze Frame's
power to stop time

3
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but you have to talk like a chicken...
(Imitates chicken squawking)

4
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Or Tecton's
immunity to pain,

5
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but you have
to wear a diaper?

6
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Oh, I'd wear a diaper...
for two reasons:

7
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Number one...

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And number two.
(Both laughing)

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(Sighs)
Oliver, look.

10
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There it is...
the meteorite of Zandor,

11
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the source of Tecton's
immeasurable powers.

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Ah, I have to have this.

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Hidden in the earth's crust
for millions of years,

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forged from a supernova
in the Ballazar galaxy...

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says "made in Taiwan."

16
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Ah. Well, I still want it.

17
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But I'll never be able
to afford it.

18
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Ah...but we can still pose with it.

19
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Eh, commemorative
fake photo.

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(Imitates camera shutter)

21
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(Chuckles)

22
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Oh, you blinked.

23
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(Clearing throat)

24
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We'll take that, thank you.
Boys...

25
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-You know the rules in this shop.
-Yeah.

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Rule number one:
No touching the merchandise.

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Rule number two:
No mistaking us for each other.

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-I'm Clyde.
-I'm Wallace.

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It's not that hard.

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Rule number three:
If you have to use the restroom,

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please don't go
in the cauldron of Krepulan.

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That was one time.

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Okay, twice.

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Oh, hey, Jordan.

35
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Shh. I'm trailing
this majestic unicorn.

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It's the last one
in the entire land.

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Mmm...boom!

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Cut off its head!

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Aw, look...its blood
is made of rainbows.

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Hey, uh,
we wanted to talk to you

41
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about our robot project
for science day tomorrow.

42
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Yeah, the three of us
are working on it, right?

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Yep, it'll be just the three of us.

44
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You, me, and Kaz...
(Chuckles nervously)

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And Gus.

46
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What?!

47
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Gus? No, no, no.

48
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Absolutely not.

49
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I'm sorry, but he is our friend,

50
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and we just felt bad for him

51
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'cause no one else wanted him
in their group.

52
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(Scoffs) Yeah, for the same reason
no one wants a dead fish in their bed:

53
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They both smell like dead fish.

54
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Look, if I don't
get an "A" on this project,

55
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my parents won't let me
play video games for a year!

56
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And if I can't chop off
unicorn heads, then...

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Who am I?

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We promise you...

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We'll keep Gus under control.

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He...he won't say a word.

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Really? Where are we
gonna get a muzzle?

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Fine. Just keep him
away from me.

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Now we gotta
get a leash.

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This is becoming a nightmare.
(Sighs)

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Kaz, it's Skylar Storm,

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my favorite comic book superhero!

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(Sighs) She has 24 superpowers,
including X-ray vision...

68
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So she can see how big my heart is.

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Oh, Oliver, come here
and kiss me,

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but be gentle because you
know I'm made of cardboard.

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(Imitates kissing)

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Kaz...Kaz, stop.

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You heard Wallace
and Clyde.

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No touching the merchandise.

75
00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:06,125
Oh, it's fine.
What's gonna happen?

76
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And the award for the most
humiliated patients

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in the emergency room
goes to...

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The boys stuck in a flying saucer.

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(Laughing) Take that, guy with his hand
stuck in the gumball machine.

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(Kaz chuckles)

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This is all your fault, Kaz.

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This is so typical.
You always do these crazy things

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and expect me
to just follow you.

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Hold that thought. Follow me.

85
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Where are we going?!

86
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The guy who just
walked into the closet...

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I think that's the blue tornado.

88
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You mean the superhero?

89
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Who can spin at the speed
of sound?

90
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And is make-believe?

91
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I-I know it doesn't
make any sense,

92
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but it looks exactly like him.

93
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He had the same crooked nose,
the same scar on his cheek.

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He even had a wispy beard.

95
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So does my grandmother!

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(Grunts)

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(Groaning)

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What the...?
I don't get it.

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I just saw him go in here.

100
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Well, maybe one of his powers
is to turn himself

101
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into a roll of one-ply
toilet paper.

102
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Now, you've done enough
damage for today.

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-Can we please just go?
-Yeah.

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-Wait...
-(grunts) Ow!

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(Oliver) Check it out!

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Oh, I know. My mom has this
exact same mop.

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No. Look!

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Some sort of puzzle.

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And I think
I know what it is.

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(Mutters)
Is it the maze

111
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where you have to help
the rabbit find his carrot?

112
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'Cause if so, you're on your own.
Those things are impossible.

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Got it.

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What? It's the symbol of caducio,

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the legendary healer
of superheroes.

116
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Whoa. It says "enter."

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(Sighs)
I guess the big decision here is...

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Whether or not to push the button.

119
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You wanna push it, don't you?

120
00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,917
Oh, I already did.

121
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Look at this place.

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Hey... there's blue tornado.

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(Whimpers)
And there's solar flare.

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Oh, and there's incognito
with his power of invisibility.

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Okay, now this
may be a little cold.

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(Murmurs)

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(Grunts)

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This must be some kind of, like,

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secret superhero hospital.

130
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No, that's... that's impossible.

131
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Superheroes don't exist.

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That's crazy.

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(Sneezes)

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No... that's crazy.

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(Chuckles)
Talk about a snot rocket...

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(Man) <i>Okay, go.</i>

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<i>♪ Every day's an adventure ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you never know</i>
<i>by the looks on our face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ at the school</i>
<i>when we enter ♪</i>

140
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<i>♪ leave class early,</i>
<i>work at 3:30 ♪</i>

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<i>♪ hit the comic store,</i>
<i>read up before the journey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ all these new issues</i>
<i>and superpowers ♪</i>

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<i>♪ if we didn't have to work,</i>
<i>we'd be here for hours ♪</i>

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<i>♪ everybody say that</i>
<i>we shouldn't worry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ but have you ever seen</i>
<i>superheroes on a gurney? ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Will we save the world today? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You never know ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ will we all be safe today? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You never know ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You never know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ but you know we're Mighty Med,</i>
<i>team up and let's go! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Saving people that save people</i>
<i>after classes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ we flip the page</i>
<i>then jump to action ♪</i>

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<i>♪ they call us normo,</i>
<i>normally fantastic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ seeing superheroes</i>
<i>that we only imagined ♪</i>

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<i>♪ this type of life,</i>
<i>you got to have fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ put up your fists</i>
<i>and fight for what's right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ never can tell,</i>
<i>what we see is out of sight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ do the same thing tomorrow</i>
<i>that we did tonight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ will we save</i>
<i>the world today? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You never know,</i>
<i>will we all be safe today? ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ You never know ♪</i>
<i>-♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You never know ♪</i>
<i>♪ but you know we Mighty Med ♪</i>

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<i>♪ team up and let's go! ♪</i>

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We've been reading about superheroes
our... our whole lives, and...

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It turns out they're real?

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My whole world has been
turned upside down.

166
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Not as much as hers.

167
00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,500
Incoming! Incoming!

168
00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:06,875
Make a path, people.

169
00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,667
I've got a non-responsive hero.

170
00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:11,375
Temperature is 4,000
degrees fahrenheit.

171
00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:14,083
And he's oozing weird
blue glowing stuff.

172
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It tastes like hummus.

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This dude needs medical
attention stat!

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00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,333
That's the crusher...the strongest man
in the universe.

175
00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:21,458
Yeah, what's wrong with him?

176
00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,041
He's going
into cardiac arrest, people!

177
00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,917
Okay, he and I
have the same personal trainer.

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00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,875
-How is that possible?
-Clear!

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00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,709
(Electricity humming,
beeping)

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His heart's not responding.
I don't understand!

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00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,583
He's dying. We have to do something.

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Hold on.
I-If the crusher's real,

183
00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,458
then...maybe everything we've
read about him is real, too.

184
00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,917
O-Okay, let's see.
I-In the latest issue, uh,

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the crusher has just returned
from the planet Ebrion.

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Where the gravity is 40 times
that of earth.

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He's crashing.
Clear!

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00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,000
(Electricity humming,
beeping)

189
00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,583
Uh, maybe the extreme gravity

190
00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:52,834
pulled his heart from his chest
down to his feet!

191
00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,125
They're shocking
the wrong place.

192
00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,667
Here, give me those!

193
00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:58,208
-Clear!
-Wait, Kaz... what are you...?

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00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:03,417
(Yelling)

195
00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:10,750
Thank you, nurse. I'll need
the Henderson x-rays I my office.

196
00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:12,750
Oh, and I'll need an office.

197
00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:15,458
Kaz, what are you doing?
We're not doctors.

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00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:17,375
You're not?
Guards!

199
00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:18,917
Oh, no...
we're not guards, either.

200
00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:22,583
No, but they are!

201
00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,083
Commemorative
terrified fake photo?

202
00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,792
Take it easy...

203
00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,250
my mom just ironed this shirt.

204
00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:39,917
What do you think
they're gonna do to us?

205
00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,083
It says, "now you die"!

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00:08:43,166 --> 00:08:44,917
Do you think
they mean you or me?

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00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,709
Well, it says "you."

208
00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,125
(Distorted voice) <i>Silence!</i>

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00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:52,041
<i>You have trespassed</i>
<i>in my hospital,</i>

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00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:54,041
<i>and for that, the punishment is...</i>

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00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:55,041
Alan!

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00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,000
The punishment is Alan!

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00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,041
Stupid sign.

214
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,625
(Oliver)
Oh, "know your diet facts."

215
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,083
That's far less scary.

216
00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,000
Alan, what are you
doing in the cafeteria?

217
00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,750
Uh, nothing, uncle Horace.

218
00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,458
Is that my mug?

219
00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:12,625
Send it over.

220
00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:19,959
"World's sexiest
chief of staff

221
00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:22,583
and vice chancellor
of medical administration."

222
00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:25,375
Bought this at a gas station.
What are the odds?

223
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,500
I'm Dr. Horace Diaz,

224
00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:30,542
head of this hospital.

225
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,000
Who are you
and what can you do?

226
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,250
Well, I'm Kaz,

227
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,083
and I...

228
00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,000
Can do this.

229
00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,792
Anybody can do that.

230
00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,917
I meant,
"what are your powers?"

231
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,166
Oh, we don't have any powers.

232
00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,709
What?!

233
00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:47,875
You're normos?

234
00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:50,041
Normos can't know
about Mighty Med.

235
00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,750
I'm gonna get a normo cage.

236
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:54,667
Not so fast.

237
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,041
The crusher is one of our
most important heroes,

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00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,000
and you saved his life.

239
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,291
How did you know that his heart
wasn't in his chest?

240
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,500
Uh, well, I thought
the super-gravity on Ebrion

241
00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,792
might have pulled his heart
down to his feet.

242
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,125
Very clever.

243
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,583
You figured that out
faster than our best doctors,

244
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,000
even Dr. Brainhead,

245
00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:15,333
and his entire head is a brain!

246
00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:18,291
Yeah, we pretty much eat,
drink, and breathe superheroes.

247
00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:19,959
-Mm-hmm.
-Literally.

248
00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:23,083
This morning, I had a bowl
of honey-nut blue tornado-o's.

249
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,583
A true fan. Love this guy!

250
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:29,083
We might be able to use
someone like you around here.

251
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,000
-(Muffled grunting)
-What's that noise?

252
00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,583
Oh, right. Alan.

253
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,083
We can't have normos here.

254
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,667
I heard that if you touch them,
your butt falls off.

255
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,750
That's not true.

256
00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:43,083
That's not true, is it?

257
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:44,709
Um, no.

258
00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:46,875
Good. Because without a butt,

259
00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:48,750
what would I shake
on the dance floor?

260
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,959
So, you want us to work here?

261
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,959
Not "us." You.

262
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:57,125
Your friend over there
seems a bit...Off.

263
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,667
Wonder what this button does.

264
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,417
(Beeping)
(Buzzing)

265
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,500
(Screaming)

266
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,750
(Panting)

267
00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,792
That was...Awesome.

268
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,208
(Laughing)

269
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,000
I think he just
proved my point.

270
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,333
You...with me.

271
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,250
You...do you happen to know

272
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,000
if you take a small or medium normo cage?

273
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:20,667
What...whoa, whoa.
I wanna work here, too.

274
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,208
I know just as much
about superheroes as he does.

275
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,625
Right, Oliver?
Back me up.

276
00:11:25,709 --> 00:11:27,834
Yeah, Kaz is great.

277
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,125
And, well, we kinda
come as a package deal.

278
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,375
Okay,

279
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,959
I'll give you boys a trial run.

280
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:36,000
Yes! We get to work
with real superheroes!

281
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,500
Yeah, man, I can't wait to tell Gus
and Jordan about this place.

282
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:39,917
Are you crazy?

283
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,083
You can't tell anyone
about Mighty Med.

284
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,500
It's a top-secret hospital.

285
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,625
Alan, stop interrupting.

286
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:48,000
Are you crazy?

287
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,875
You can't tell anyone
about Mighty Med.

288
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,375
It's a top-secret hospital.

289
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,875
Another thing:
If your friend here messes up,

290
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,583
I'm holding you responsible.

291
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,542
Here that? No goofing around.

292
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,125
Do not Kaz this up for me.

293
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,709
Absolutely.

294
00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:10,625
Ooh. Wonder what
this button does.

295
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:11,709
(Beeping)

296
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,875
Hmm. Nothing.

297
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:14,917
(Yelps)

298
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,166
Not nothing!

299
00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,750
Now, let me
show you boys around.

300
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,125
This is a web-untangalizer

301
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,542
for our arachnid-based
superheroes.

302
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,625
This is a molecular
de-vaporizer.

303
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,000
A lot of people get vaporized
in this business.

304
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:39,000
This is a picture of a bridge.

305
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,834
I love Bridges!

306
00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,583
This is the rec room,

307
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,417
where recovering superheroes

308
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:50,166
work on strengthening powers
and honing super-skills.

309
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,917
Okay, so,
if superheroes are real

310
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,250
and out there
saving the world,

311
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,792
how come we never see you guys?

312
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,500
It's a combination of things.

313
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,041
Sometimes we
erase the memories

314
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,125
of normos who witness our heroics.

315
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,125
Usually we don't need to
because most of you

316
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,834
are looking down
at your phones all the time.

317
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,291
I'm sorry. What?

318
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,500
Plus, some of us are invisible.

319
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,834
And sometimes we do things
so fast, you don't even see it...

320
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,250
like how you and I
just switched outfits.

321
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:19,834
No we didn't.

322
00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,959
Or did we?
(Chuckles)

323
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,625
But, I-If you guys
act in secret,

324
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:28,333
then why are there superhero
comic books and graphic novels?

325
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:30,709
We chronicle our adventures
and sell them to the public

326
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:33,291
to finance this hospital,
the league of heroes,

327
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,750
and the bowling league of heroes.

328
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:40,792
Here are your
mm-200 communicators.

329
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,959
I'll contact you
when I need you.

330
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,792
Ooh, look at the size
of these things.

331
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,875
I know. Sorry they're so bulky.

332
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:50,917
The mm-200-s will be much smaller

333
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000
and have new, funky ringtones.

334
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:58,417
Yeah. Look at all
this cool stuff.

335
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,542
Ooh, I wonder what this is...
some kind of, like,

336
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,917
high-tech memory restorer?
(Chuckles)

337
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
That's a bedpan.

338
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,041
(Groaning)

339
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,125
Ick. Gross.

340
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,834
'Sup, girl?
(Chuckles)

341
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,500
Wait...you're Skylar storm!

342
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,166
(Kaz) Wow, dude.

343
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,041
No way!

344
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,583
You were just making out
with a cardboard cutout of her.

345
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,750
(Strained)
No I wasn't.

346
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:26,750
Hi. I'm Oliver.
Big fan of your work.

347
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,709
You have so many
amazing powers.

348
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,500
Had so many
amazing powers.

349
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,875
Yesterday, I was ambushed
by the annihilator.

350
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,250
He neutralized my powers,
took my invisible flying motorcycle.

351
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,208
He even stole my costume.

352
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,000
He left me just standing there
in my underwear.

353
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,583
I will definitely be buying that
comic book when it comes out.

354
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:53,333
Anyway, I came here to Mighty Med
to get my powers restored.

355
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,000
Unless...

356
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,041
Explode!

357
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,500
Nothin'.

358
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,000
Bummer. Huh.

359
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,959
Wait. If you did
have your powers,

360
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,291
wouldn't I have just exploded?

361
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,709
Hmm. Into a million pieces.

362
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,333
Awesome!
(Laughs)

363
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,500
-Yesterday was so cool.
-Hmm.

364
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,917
I can't believe we get to save
the people who save people.

365
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,500
You should trademark that.
I would totally buy that t-shirt.

366
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,792
So, did you guys
find anything cool?

367
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,625
(Chuckling) Like what?
A... a hospital for superheroes?

368
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,208
No.
(Chuckles)

369
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,917
I meant for our "found-object robot."

370
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,375
Now, this is an all-day project.

371
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,542
So please keep Gus under control
all day.

372
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,041
Don't worry. We won't
let him anywhere near you.

373
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,542
New shampoo?
(Sighs)

374
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,041
No, it's bug repellant.

375
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,875
And obviously it's not working.

376
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,041
Anyways, you asked
for found objects,

377
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,000
and I found this in my room.

378
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,709
$500 in small bills.

379
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,625
My parents give me money
instead of attention.

380
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,333
(Soft beeping)
Excuse us for a minute.

381
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,000
(Electronic beep)

382
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,917
Horace is paging us
to the hospital.

383
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,792
-What do we do?
-We have to go.

384
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,709
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.

385
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,125
You're right.

386
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,083
What are we gonna tell Jordan?

387
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,917
-Follow my lead.
-Okay.

388
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,291
Uh, hey. Kaz and I
have to take off for a bit.

389
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:32,291
What? You can't go. You guys promised
to help me on this project!

390
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,041
We'll be back soon, okay?

391
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,291
Uh, we just have to, um,

392
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,333
stop by my grandmother's house.

393
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,917
Which is on fire.

394
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,750
Creek drive.

395
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,959
Fire creek drive...

396
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,000
Where she lives.

397
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,083
Uh, she...she needs us

398
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,500
-because of...
-The fire.

399
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,083
Alarms.

400
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,583
The fire alarms.

401
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,458
Uh, she needs us to make sure
they're working

402
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:56,333
-because of...
-The fire.

403
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:01,000
Yes. Sure. My grandmother's
house is on fire.

404
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,792
-Okay, gotta go.
-See ya.

405
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,000
Please hurry back.

406
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:10,208
I need you guys.
Do not flake on me, Kaz!

407
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:14,875
So, uh, have you ever
seen a lot of belly button lint?

408
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:18,041
I mean...A lot.

409
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,417
Please don't show me.

410
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,625
Oh, I don't have it here.

411
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:24,667
It's a lot.

412
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,959
(Horace) Boys!
So great to see you.

413
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,375
(Sarcastically)
Yes, so great.

414
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,625
So what's goin' on?

415
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,250
Megahertz has run amok in this city.

416
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,041
We'll need you help.
(Banging)

417
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,166
Make a path, people!
I've got a beloved superhero...

418
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,000
has a puncture wound to the chest.

419
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,667
Object appears to be
a stop sign.

420
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,834
Kaz, that's Tecton.

421
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:53,667
Dude, you are my all-time
favorite superhero.

422
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,834
Are...are you okay?

423
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,125
What happened to you?

424
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,417
Megahertz was robbing
the federal reserve bank.

425
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,000
When he tried to make
an unauthorized withdrawal,

426
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,875
I stopped him.

427
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:03,917
Unfortunately,

428
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,125
he made an unauthorized deposit

429
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,875
of this stop sign in my chest.

430
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,458
Man, how cool is this guy?

431
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,667
He's skewered
and he's still making quips.

432
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,083
(Chuckles)
Wheel Tecton to the O.R.

433
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,250
Yes, sir.

434
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,625
Mmm. Who's your trainer?
(Chuckles)

435
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:23,208
Because I'm this close
to firing Guillermo.

436
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:26,500
Boys, how would you like
to observe Tecton's surgery?

437
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,417
Are you kidding?

438
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,709
-We'd love to.
-Yeah.

439
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:34,917
Oh, but...We kind of
have a prior commitment.

440
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,875
Huh. I thought your commitment
was to this hospital.

441
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,500
Guess I misjudged you.

442
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:41,959
(Gasps)
No, no, no!

443
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:43,750
We definitely want to work here.

444
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,667
It would be a dream come true.

445
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,250
It's just... we promised our friend

446
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,792
-we would...
-This is Tecton.

447
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,041
We can make new friends...

448
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,959
superhero friends.

449
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,875
Okay. Count us in.

450
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,291
Splendid!

451
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,709
You'll be saving the people
who save people.

452
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,792
Oh, I told you
you should've trademarked that.

453
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,458
Too late!

454
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,750
Ugh.

455
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,333
Ugh.

456
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,375
Oh, no.

457
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,917
What?!

458
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,583
You're doing this all wrong.

459
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,375
Where is the rudder?

460
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,583
And the oars?

461
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:34,375
This is the worst rowboat
I've ever seen.

462
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,375
We're not making
a rowboat.

463
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,417
We're making a robot.

464
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,959
Bot!

465
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,417
Robot!

466
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,917
In that case, would you
be interested in buying

467
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,417
ten pounds of live bait?

468
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,041
Dead bait?

469
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,000
(Phone ringing)

470
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,166
Oh. Hi, Jordan.

471
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,000
(Jordan)
<i>Gus is driving me crazy,</i>

472
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,458
<i>and I can't finish this project</i>
<i>without you guys.</i>

473
00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:06,041
<i>Is Oliver's grandma okay?</i>

474
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,542
Um, yes.
Yes, she's...she's fine.

475
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,041
Turns out she just burnt some toast in...

476
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,041
The fire.

477
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,875
Hurry. We have to present
our project in three hours.

478
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,875
And it's only half-finished.
(Clicks phone)

479
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:20,083
(Sighs)

480
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,208
(Whimpering)
Sorry.

481
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,208
I tried to sit in the rowboat.

482
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,917
Robot!

483
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,542
Right. Sorry.

484
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:34,000
I tried to sit in the robot.

485
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,041
(Chuckles)

486
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,041
You know, my parents
always told me

487
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:44,583
I was wasting my life
on comic books and superheroes,

488
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,709
but look at us now!

489
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,542
Check it out. I'm a rooster.

490
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,083
Stop kazzing around.

491
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,917
I vouched for you, and this job is
really important to me.

492
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,917
This could be the best
after-school job ever.

493
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,166
Dude, I'm sorry,
but if you leave a glove around,

494
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,667
somebody's gonna put it
on their head.

495
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,166
It's just science.

496
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,375
Fine. I'll behave.

497
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,375
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

498
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,000
I hope Tecton's gonna be okay.

499
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,041
(Sighs) He's the only one
who could stop Megahertz.

500
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,625
Oh, of course
he's gonna be okay.

501
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,375
He survived falling
into the earth's core.

502
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,417
Only because the meteorite
in his chest gives him healing powers.

503
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,792
That's it.
He can heal himself.

504
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,792
Oh, I'm gonna prove to Horace
that I belong here.

505
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,750
Ah.

506
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,083
What did you just do?

507
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,917
Oh, I just saved
my favorite superhero...

508
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,375
Like a boss.

509
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,542
We were just supposed
to observe the surgery.

510
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,417
Relax. He always heals.

511
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,750
That hole is gonna
close right up.

512
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,208
Here we go.

513
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,917
Any second now.

514
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,834
Uh-oh.

515
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:00,917
If anyone sees this, we're finished!

516
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,125
Commemorative
"I Kazzed this up" fake photo?

517
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,166
(theme music playing)

518
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,375
(Boing)