Okay, Kaz, would you rather...
Have Freeze Frame's power to stop time
but you have to talk like a chicken... (Imitates chicken squawking)
Or Tecton's immunity to pain,
but you have to wear a diaper?
Oh, I'd wear a diaper... for two reasons:
Number one...
And number two. (Both laughing)
(Sighs) Oliver, look.
There it is... the meteorite of Zandor,
the source of Tecton's immeasurable powers.
Ah, I have to have this.
Hidden in the earth's crust for millions of years,
forged from a supernova in the Ballazar galaxy...
says "made in Taiwan."
Ah. Well, I still want it.
But I'll never be able to afford it.
Ah...but we can still pose with it.
Eh, commemorative fake photo.
(Imitates camera shutter)
(Chuckles)
Oh, you blinked.
(Clearing throat)
We'll take that, thank you. Boys...
-You know the rules in this shop. -Yeah.
Rule number one: No touching the merchandise.
Rule number two: No mistaking us for each other.
-I'm Clyde. -I'm Wallace.
It's not that hard.
Rule number three: If you have to use the restroom,
please don't go in the cauldron of Krepulan.
That was one time.
Okay, twice.
Oh, hey, Jordan.
Shh. I'm trailing this majestic unicorn.
It's the last one in the entire land.
Mmm...boom!
Cut off its head!
Aw, look...its blood is made of rainbows.
Hey, uh, we wanted to talk to you
about our robot project for science day tomorrow.
Yeah, the three of us are working on it, right?
Yep, it'll be just the three of us.
You, me, and Kaz... (Chuckles nervously)
And Gus.
What?!
Gus? No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
I'm sorry, but he is our friend,
and we just felt bad for him
'cause no one else wanted him in their group.
(Scoffs) Yeah, for the same reason no one wants a dead fish in their bed:
They both smell like dead fish.
Look, if I don't get an "A" on this project,
my parents won't let me play video games for a year!
And if I can't chop off unicorn heads, then...
Who am I?
We promise you...
We'll keep Gus under control.
He...he won't say a word.
Really? Where are we gonna get a muzzle?
Fine. Just keep him away from me.
Now we gotta get a leash.
This is becoming a nightmare. (Sighs)
Kaz, it's Skylar Storm,
my favorite comic book superhero!
(Sighs) She has 24 superpowers, including X-ray vision...
So she can see how big my heart is.
Oh, Oliver, come here and kiss me,
but be gentle because you know I'm made of cardboard.
(Imitates kissing)
Kaz...Kaz, stop.
You heard Wallace and Clyde.
No touching the merchandise.
Oh, it's fine. What's gonna happen?
And the award for the most humiliated patients
in the emergency room goes to...
The boys stuck in a flying saucer.
(Laughing) Take that, guy with his hand stuck in the gumball machine.
(Kaz chuckles)
This is all your fault, Kaz.
This is so typical. You always do these crazy things
and expect me to just follow you.
Hold that thought. Follow me.
Where are we going?!
The guy who just walked into the closet...
I think that's the blue tornado.
You mean the superhero?
Who can spin at the speed of sound?
And is make-believe?
I-I know it doesn't make any sense,
but it looks exactly like him.
He had the same crooked nose, the same scar on his cheek.
He even had a wispy beard.
So does my grandmother!
(Grunts)
(Groaning)
What the...? I don't get it.
I just saw him go in here.
Well, maybe one of his powers is to turn himself
into a roll of one-ply toilet paper.
Now, you've done enough damage for today.
-Can we please just go? -Yeah.
-Wait... -(grunts) Ow!
(Oliver) Check it out!
Oh, I know. My mom has this exact same mop.
No. Look!
Some sort of puzzle.
And I think I know what it is.
(Mutters) Is it the maze
where you have to help the rabbit find his carrot?
'Cause if so, you're on your own. Those things are impossible.
Got it.
What? It's the symbol of caducio,
the legendary healer of superheroes.
Whoa. It says "enter."
(Sighs) I guess the big decision here is...
Whether or not to push the button.
You wanna push it, don't you?
Oh, I already did.
Look at this place.
Hey... there's blue tornado.
(Whimpers) And there's solar flare.
Oh, and there's incognito with his power of invisibility.
Okay, now this may be a little cold.
(Murmurs)
(Grunts)
This must be some kind of, like,
secret superhero hospital.
No, that's... that's impossible.
Superheroes don't exist.
That's crazy.
(Sneezes)
No... that's crazy.
(Chuckles) Talk about a snot rocket...
(Man) Okay, go.
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ you never know by the looks on our face ♪
♪ at the school when we enter ♪
♪ leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ hit the comic store, read up before the journey ♪
♪ all these new issues and superpowers ♪
♪ if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ♪
♪ everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
-♪ Will we save the world today? ♪ -♪ You never know ♪
-♪ will we all be safe today? ♪ -♪ You never know ♪
-♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪ -♪ You never know ♪
♪ but you know we're Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Saving people that save people after classes ♪
♪ we flip the page then jump to action ♪
♪ they call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ seeing superheroes that we only imagined ♪
♪ this type of life, you got to have fight ♪
♪ put up your fists and fight for what's right ♪
♪ never can tell, what we see is out of sight ♪
♪ do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ♪
♪ will we save the world today? ♪
♪ You never know, will we all be safe today? ♪
-♪ You never know ♪ -♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪
♪ You never know ♪ ♪ but you know we Mighty Med ♪
♪ team up and let's go! ♪
We've been reading about superheroes our... our whole lives, and...
It turns out they're real?
My whole world has been turned upside down.
Not as much as hers.
Incoming! Incoming!
Make a path, people.
I've got a non-responsive hero.
Temperature is 4,000 degrees fahrenheit.
And he's oozing weird blue glowing stuff.
It tastes like hummus.
This dude needs medical attention stat!
That's the crusher...the strongest man in the universe.
Yeah, what's wrong with him?
He's going into cardiac arrest, people!
Okay, he and I have the same personal trainer.
-How is that possible? -Clear!
(Electricity humming, beeping)
His heart's not responding. I don't understand!
He's dying. We have to do something.
Hold on. I-If the crusher's real,
then...maybe everything we've read about him is real, too.
O-Okay, let's see. I-In the latest issue, uh,
the crusher has just returned from the planet Ebrion.
Where the gravity is 40 times that of earth.
He's crashing. Clear!
(Electricity humming, beeping)
Uh, maybe the extreme gravity
pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!
They're shocking the wrong place.
Here, give me those!
-Clear! -Wait, Kaz... what are you...?
(Yelling)
Thank you, nurse. I'll need the Henderson x-rays I my office.
Oh, and I'll need an office.
Kaz, what are you doing? We're not doctors.
You're not? Guards!
Oh, no... we're not guards, either.
No, but they are!
Commemorative terrified fake photo?
Take it easy...
my mom just ironed this shirt.
What do you think they're gonna do to us?
It says, "now you die"!
Do you think they mean you or me?
Well, it says "you."
(Distorted voice) Silence!
You have trespassed in my hospital,
and for that, the punishment is...
Alan!
The punishment is Alan!
Stupid sign.
(Oliver) Oh, "know your diet facts."
That's far less scary.
Alan, what are you doing in the cafeteria?
Uh, nothing, uncle Horace.
Is that my mug?
Send it over.
"World's sexiest chief of staff
and vice chancellor of medical administration."
Bought this at a gas station. What are the odds?
I'm Dr. Horace Diaz,
head of this hospital.
Who are you and what can you do?
Well, I'm Kaz,
and I...
Can do this.
Anybody can do that.
I meant, "what are your powers?"
Oh, we don't have any powers.
What?!
You're normos?
Normos can't know about Mighty Med.
I'm gonna get a normo cage.
Not so fast.
The crusher is one of our most important heroes,
and you saved his life.
How did you know that his heart wasn't in his chest?
Uh, well, I thought the super-gravity on Ebrion
might have pulled his heart down to his feet.
Very clever.
You figured that out faster than our best doctors,
even Dr. Brainhead,
and his entire head is a brain!
Yeah, we pretty much eat, drink, and breathe superheroes.
-Mm-hmm. -Literally.
This morning, I had a bowl of honey-nut blue tornado-o's.
A true fan. Love this guy!
We might be able to use someone like you around here.
-(Muffled grunting) -What's that noise?
Oh, right. Alan.
We can't have normos here.
I heard that if you touch them, your butt falls off.
That's not true.
That's not true, is it?
Um, no.
Good. Because without a butt,
what would I shake on the dance floor?
So, you want us to work here?
Not "us." You.
Your friend over there seems a bit...Off.
Wonder what this button does.
(Beeping) (Buzzing)
(Screaming)
(Panting)
That was...Awesome.
(Laughing)
I think he just proved my point.
You...with me.
You...do you happen to know
if you take a small or medium normo cage?
What...whoa, whoa. I wanna work here, too.
I know just as much about superheroes as he does.
Right, Oliver? Back me up.
Yeah, Kaz is great.
And, well, we kinda come as a package deal.
Okay,
I'll give you boys a trial run.
Yes! We get to work with real superheroes!
Yeah, man, I can't wait to tell Gus and Jordan about this place.
Are you crazy?
You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med.
It's a top-secret hospital.
Alan, stop interrupting.
Are you crazy?
You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med.
It's a top-secret hospital.
Another thing: If your friend here messes up,
I'm holding you responsible.
Here that? No goofing around.
Do not Kaz this up for me.
Absolutely.
Ooh. Wonder what this button does.
(Beeping)
Hmm. Nothing.
(Yelps)
Not nothing!
Now, let me show you boys around.
This is a web-untangalizer
for our arachnid-based superheroes.
This is a molecular de-vaporizer.
A lot of people get vaporized in this business.
This is a picture of a bridge.
I love Bridges!
This is the rec room,
where recovering superheroes
work on strengthening powers and honing super-skills.
Okay, so, if superheroes are real
and out there saving the world,
how come we never see you guys?
It's a combination of things.
Sometimes we erase the memories
of normos who witness our heroics.
Usually we don't need to because most of you
are looking down at your phones all the time.
I'm sorry. What?
Plus, some of us are invisible.
And sometimes we do things so fast, you don't even see it...
like how you and I just switched outfits.
No we didn't.
Or did we? (Chuckles)
But, I-If you guys act in secret,
then why are there superhero comic books and graphic novels?
We chronicle our adventures and sell them to the public
to finance this hospital, the league of heroes,
and the bowling league of heroes.
Here are your mm-200 communicators.
I'll contact you when I need you.
Ooh, look at the size of these things.
I know. Sorry they're so bulky.
The mm-200-s will be much smaller
and have new, funky ringtones.
Yeah. Look at all this cool stuff.
Ooh, I wonder what this is... some kind of, like,
high-tech memory restorer? (Chuckles)
That's a bedpan.
(Groaning)
Ick. Gross.
'Sup, girl? (Chuckles)
Wait...you're Skylar storm!
(Kaz) Wow, dude.
No way!
You were just making out with a cardboard cutout of her.
(Strained) No I wasn't.
Hi. I'm Oliver. Big fan of your work.
You have so many amazing powers.
Had so many amazing powers.
Yesterday, I was ambushed by the annihilator.
He neutralized my powers, took my invisible flying motorcycle.
He even stole my costume.
He left me just standing there in my underwear.
I will definitely be buying that comic book when it comes out.
Anyway, I came here to Mighty Med to get my powers restored.
Unless...
Explode!
Nothin'.
Bummer. Huh.
Wait. If you did have your powers,
wouldn't I have just exploded?
Hmm. Into a million pieces.
Awesome! (Laughs)
-Yesterday was so cool. -Hmm.
I can't believe we get to save the people who save people.
You should trademark that. I would totally buy that t-shirt.
So, did you guys find anything cool?
(Chuckling) Like what? A... a hospital for superheroes?
No. (Chuckles)
I meant for our "found-object robot."
Now, this is an all-day project.
So please keep Gus under control all day.
Don't worry. We won't let him anywhere near you.
New shampoo? (Sighs)
No, it's bug repellant.
And obviously it's not working.
Anyways, you asked for found objects,
and I found this in my room.
$500 in small bills.
My parents give me money instead of attention.
(Soft beeping) Excuse us for a minute.
(Electronic beep)
Horace is paging us to the hospital.
-What do we do? -We have to go.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
You're right.
What are we gonna tell Jordan?
-Follow my lead. -Okay.
Uh, hey. Kaz and I have to take off for a bit.
What? You can't go. You guys promised to help me on this project!
We'll be back soon, okay?
Uh, we just have to, um,
stop by my grandmother's house.
Which is on fire.
Creek drive.
Fire creek drive...
Where she lives.
Uh, she...she needs us
-because of... -The fire.
Alarms.
The fire alarms.
Uh, she needs us to make sure they're working
-because of... -The fire.
Yes. Sure. My grandmother's house is on fire.
-Okay, gotta go. -See ya.
Please hurry back.
I need you guys. Do not flake on me, Kaz!
So, uh, have you ever seen a lot of belly button lint?
I mean...A lot.
Please don't show me.
Oh, I don't have it here.
It's a lot.
(Horace) Boys! So great to see you.
(Sarcastically) Yes, so great.
So what's goin' on?
Megahertz has run amok in this city.
We'll need you help. (Banging)
Make a path, people! I've got a beloved superhero...
has a puncture wound to the chest.
Object appears to be a stop sign.
Kaz, that's Tecton.
Dude, you are my all-time favorite superhero.
Are...are you okay?
What happened to you?
Megahertz was robbing the federal reserve bank.
When he tried to make an unauthorized withdrawal,
I stopped him.
Unfortunately,
he made an unauthorized deposit
of this stop sign in my chest.
Man, how cool is this guy?
He's skewered and he's still making quips.
(Chuckles) Wheel Tecton to the O.R.
Yes, sir.
Mmm. Who's your trainer? (Chuckles)
Because I'm this close to firing Guillermo.
Boys, how would you like to observe Tecton's surgery?
Are you kidding?
-We'd love to. -Yeah.
Oh, but...We kind of have a prior commitment.
Huh. I thought your commitment was to this hospital.
Guess I misjudged you.
(Gasps) No, no, no!
We definitely want to work here.
It would be a dream come true.
It's just... we promised our friend
-we would... -This is Tecton.
We can make new friends...
superhero friends.
Okay. Count us in.
Splendid!
You'll be saving the people who save people.
Oh, I told you you should've trademarked that.
Too late!
Ugh.
Oh, no.
What?!
You're doing this all wrong.
Where is the rudder?
And the oars?
This is the worst rowboat I've ever seen.
We're not making a rowboat.
We're making a robot.
Bot!
Robot!
In that case, would you be interested in buying
ten pounds of live bait?
Dead bait?
(Phone ringing)
Oh. Hi, Jordan.
(Jordan) Gus is driving me crazy,
and I can't finish this project without you guys.
Is Oliver's grandma okay?
Um, yes. Yes, she's...she's fine.
Turns out she just burnt some toast in...
The fire.
Hurry. We have to present our project in three hours.
And it's only half-finished. (Clicks phone)
(Sighs)
(Whimpering) Sorry.
I tried to sit in the rowboat.
Robot!
Right. Sorry.
I tried to sit in the robot.
(Chuckles)
You know, my parents always told me
I was wasting my life on comic books and superheroes,
but look at us now!
Check it out. I'm a rooster.
Stop kazzing around.
I vouched for you, and this job is really important to me.
This could be the best after-school job ever.
Dude, I'm sorry, but if you leave a glove around,
somebody's gonna put it on their head.
It's just science.
Fine. I'll behave.
-Thank you. -Yeah.
I hope Tecton's gonna be okay.
(Sighs) He's the only one who could stop Megahertz.
Oh, of course he's gonna be okay.
He survived falling into the earth's core.
Only because the meteorite in his chest gives him healing powers.
That's it. He can heal himself.
Oh, I'm gonna prove to Horace that I belong here.
Ah.
What did you just do?
Oh, I just saved my favorite superhero...
Like a boss.
We were just supposed to observe the surgery.
Relax. He always heals.
That hole is gonna close right up.
Here we go.
Any second now.
Uh-oh.
If anyone sees this, we're finished!
Commemorative "I Kazzed this up" fake photo?
(theme music playing)
(Boing)