(Kaz) Previously on Mighty Med...
This must be some kind of, like,
secret superhero hospital.
Superheroes don't exist.
You're Skylar Storm!
I came here to Mighty Med to get my powers restored.
(Electricity surges, machine beeps)
Maybe the extreme gravity pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!
(Electricity surges) Clear!
-Wait, Kaz... what are you... -(electricity surges)
(Scattered applauding)
Okay. I'll give you boys a trial run.
If your friend here messes up, I'm holding you responsible.
This is an all-day project, so remember to keep Gus under control all day.
Don't worry. We won't let him anywhere near you.
This is the worst rowboat I've ever seen.
We're not making a rowboat.
We're making a robot.
This could be the best after-school job ever.
Ahh.
What did you just do?
Commemorative "I kazzed this up" fake photo?
Kaz, how could you do this?!
Now Tecton has a giant hole in his chest.
Hey, calm down. Everything's gonna be fine.
(Gasps, sighs)
I have the perfect solution.
You wouldn't happen to have a giant cork on you, would you?
'Cause...
I only have this pretty big one.
What are we gonna do?
I'm gonna figure out why Tecton won't heal.
You stay here. A-And do what?
Oh, it's simple. All you have to do
is keep out the dozens and dozens of doctors,
nurses, orderlies, technicians
who could walk in at any second.
I-Is that it? (Scoffs)
Hey, look at me.
Everything is going to be fine.
Have I ever let you down before?
Constantly.
Name one time!
When you pulled out the stop sign!
That was 30 seconds ago!
Stop living in the past.
Do you know why they call it "the present"?
Because it's a gift.
(Man) Okay, go.
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ you never know by the looks on our face ♪
♪ at the school when we enter ♪
♪ leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ hit the comic store, read up before the journey ♪
♪ all these new issues and superpowers ♪
♪ if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ♪
♪ everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we all be safe today? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ but you know we're Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Saving people that save people after classes ♪
♪ we flip the page then jump to action ♪
♪ they call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ seeing superheroes that we only imagined ♪
♪ this type of life, you got to have fight ♪
♪ put up your fists and fight for what's right ♪
♪ never can tell, what we see is out of sight ♪
♪ do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ♪
♪ will we save the world today? ♪
♪ You never know, will we all be safe today? ♪
♪ You never know ♪ ♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪
♪ You never know ♪ ♪ but you know we Mighty Med ♪
♪ team up and let's go! ♪
(upbeat music playing)
Then Tecton battles the impaler, gets impaled, obviously,
and instantly heals. I don't get it.
What's not to get? Tecton always heals.
See?
-It's why he never loses. -See?
(Inhaling) Mmm.
Ahh. I love the fresh smell of new comics.
Mmm, this new batch smells like lavender.
-That's actually my Cologne. -It really smells nice.
Thank you so much. It suits you.
-It's the new Tecton issue! -(Both) Whoa!
Are you mad?! The release date on that comic is tomorrow.
-So? -(Both) "So?"
-Wow. Weird. -Oh, okay.
Are there no more rules?
Are we living in a post-apocalyptic, lawless society?
Because if we are, I'd like to ride a motorcycle.
And I'd like to wear an eye patch.
Gotta see those comic books. (Sighs)
Oliver's depending on me. Maybe there's something in there
that'll explain why Tecton's not healing.
You make it sound like he's a real person.
Uh, that's because he is...
In my fanfiction.
Yeah, uh, Tecton,
he pops a zit, and it won't heal.
Yeah, he just keeps picking at it.
Well, that's nowhere near as good as our fanfiction.
Yes. Two stunningly handsome twin brothers...
Slash shopkeepers...
Are captured by two gorgeous swimsuit models...
Slash vampire hunters...
Who cook the brothers grilled cheese sandwiches
-whenever they want. -Pow pow.
Wow, that sounds really good.
Can I read that?
Ooh. Okay. Our first fan.
-We'll get you a copy. -(Kaz) Oh, thank you.
I'll pay for this later!
Hey...Jordan.
What are you doing here?
Coming to work on the project as far from Gus as possible.
What are you doing here?
I'm not here.
I'm Kaz's avatar in a new video game
with holograms.
(Imitates electronic zaps)
I-I can't believe you, Kaz.
You ditched me so you could go get a comic book?!
Now you just sit down and help me build a stupid robot!
-I can't. I have to go. -If you walk out of here,
I will never speak to you again.
Seriously. My sister ate my cupcake...
I haven't talked to her since January.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, and, uh...
This probably isn't the best time to tell you this,
but, uh, I ate your cupcake
and blamed your sister.
(Door opens)
Skylar, I've got your test results.
So I'm good? Because I'm all ready
to fly back to my planet.
I just need to stretch because it's, like,
a 700-million mile flight.
Please, sit down.
How can I put this?
Life is a winding road.
And every superhero experiences a series of triumphs...
You're not getting your powers back.
You're basically just a normo.
-Normo. -Alan!
-Why would you say that to her? -(Sighs)
I was worried there for a second.
-So that's not true? -Oh, it's true.
I just wouldn't have said it like that.
It's hopeless?
Nobody's saying it's hopeless.
I am. (Chuckles)
Skylar, right now,
we simply don't know how to restore your powers.
Someday we might, but not now.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
My powers are in me somewhere... I know it...
if I just focus.
You can't lift that. It's too heavy.
I'm Skylar Storm, and nobody tells me
what I can or can't do!
(Grunts)
It's going to crush you! Let me help!
Don't you dare!
(Grunting, groaning)
I told you not to help me!
Hey, I saved your life!
I didn't have to do that!
I was voted most likely to lose a patient.
What did you find out?
Why isn't Tecton healing?
I don't know. I got the new Tecton comic book,
but it doesn't say anything.
-Oh, I do have good news, though. -What?
You know that long list of things that Jordan hates?
Yeah, we're on that now.
Why did I vouch for you?!
(Sighs) So much for working here.
And now that we know about Mighty Med,
they'll have to erase our memories
or...or shoot us into a black hole, or...
or worse!
What's worse than being shot into a black hole?
Getting vaporized. A lot of people get vaporized
in this business.
(Alan) Out of my way!
Someone's coming.
Where is everybody?
I-In the world?
-Mostly China. -Al...although India's gaining fast.
Why are you standing like that?
Standing like what?
Yeah. This is how normos stand.
Yeah. Get with it.
Oh, well, okay.
I guess everything's fine here.
-I should be going. -Yeah.
Oh, one more thing.
Busted!
There's a giant hole in his chest!
Alan, I-I know we didn't start off on the right foot,
but y-you gotta help us.
Oh, well, okay.
Grab me the hole-closing glue.
Okay. Where is it?
It's right in the "normos are incredibly stupid" cabinet.
There's no such thing as hole-closing glue.
But seriously, quick, grab me the stomach sealant.
All right. Where is that?
It's right on the "got you again" shelf! Ha!
Oh, you normos are going down.
And I'm gonna make sure that everybody knows about this.
Everybody!
Thanks, Kaz.
Thanks for ruining the one thing
that made me feel like I really mattered.
Oliver, if it wasn't for me,
you never would've found this hospital.
And you never would have done anything fun
like riding a skateboard on top of a skateboard
or...or playing ice football
on that frozen lake.
-I fell in! -Ah.
I had to be evacuated to the hospital!
You got to ride in a helicopter!
How fun was that!
You know what?! I'm done with you.
All you do is get us into "ridonkulous" situations.
Oh, no, I don't.
Whoa, this is a "ridonkulous" situation.
I told you they pulled out the sign!
Boys, I'm afraid you have to pay the consequences.
Hypothetically, if you were to be compacted into a small cube,
where would you want that shipped?
(Flatline beeping)
Tecton's vitals are dropping!
What was that?! Tectonic tremors.
Tecton's powers are connected to the earth.
When his body's in distress, he sends out
uncontrollable seismic waves.
Wait. He's stabilizing. His pulse is normal.
No...that's my pulse.
The good news... (chuckles) I'm fine.
But, uh, he's, like, almost dead.
We're up next. Because of Kaz and Oliver,
we're getting an "f."
So much for video games.
My parent's are gonna make me go outside
in the sunshine and fresh air.
Ugh!
(Jordan) What's going on?
I have an idea.
Sunglasses for fish? Beat you to it.
Duck and cover! No more presentations!
Everyone should get an "A."
(Rapid beeping) We have to save him!
If he dies, no one will be able to stop megahertz!
And he'll continue his reign of terror!
(Stammering) I can't let Tecton die.
We have to do something!
Oh, something's interfering with his ability to heal,
so, quick...think of everything you know about Tecton,
starting with his very first comic book!
Okay, the adventures of Tecton, issue one,
copyright 1975.
Oh, my gosh! Flip ahead!
Okay, uh...uh... he gets his powers from the delta radiation which emanates
from the meteorite in his chest...
and his only weakness is gargulon gas,
but...doesn't exist on earth in its natural form.
Oh!
Well gargulon gas is formed when...
(both) Delta radiation reacts with gold!
Okay, then there must be gold inside of him.
-(Sighs) I'm going in. -Okay.
Uh. Icky. Gross.
(Groaning)
Got it. (Chuckling)
-Gold coin... -Yeah.
-Covered in guts. -Yeah.
(Sighs) Must've gotten in there
when he stopped megahertz from robbing that bank.
He's starting to heal!
Well done, gentlemen!
You were right! You do make a great team!
(Scattered applause)
What?!
B-But they broke the rules!
And then they saved the day!
So I'm gonna totally ignore the first part.
Ah.
To celebrate the real heroes of this hospital...
Nurse! Get the limbo stick.
There you are. You need to see this.
Again with the videos of you doing backflips?
We get it. You're flexible.
Hey...that video has 56 "likes."
And one "dislike."
That's not what I need to show you!
(TV beeps)
Superhero news network has just learned
that two normos are now working at Mighty Med hospital.
The normos performed unauthorized surgery on Tecton,
who is now very, very weak.
This... According to our source,
a young man who was clearly disguising his voice
by speaking into a coffee mug.
Well that's enough of that.
Alan, you realize what you've done?
Now megahertz knows that Tecton is here
and weak!
You are in big trouble! Big trouble!
Oh, come on. What are the odds Megahertz was watching
-at that exact moment? -(Thunder cracking)
(Megahertz) Where is he?!
Where is Tecton?
I'd say, "100%."
(Yells)
Where is Tecton?!
(Clamoring indistinctly) (Growls)
Guards, get him!
You're going to try to stop me?
How quaint.
(Yells)
Oh, he's good. I'll grant him that.
(Roaring)
(Shrieking)
(Grunting)
Megahertz is gonna fight Tecton!
We've got to do something!
What? We don't have any powers.
Neither do I.
But I can still do this.
Hey, megahertz!
There's a storm coming...
Skylar Storm.
That's my boo.
(Roars)
(Panting) I can't freeze him.
His electrical field is blocking my powers.
(Grunting)
(Oliver) (Stammers) Kaz,
Skylar can't hold him off for long!
We've got to create a diversion!
It's time for you to do what you do best.
-Get on people's nerves? -Exactly.
All right.
(Grunts)
(Yells)
Oh!
Hey, Leslie...
yeah, that's right. I know your real name.
Check out the ugliest half-human, half-titanium
cyborg in the room.
Oh, come on! No one looks good in a metal tray!
And no one calls me ugly!
Oliver, now!
(Kaz snorts, chuckles)
You know, I meant "ugly"
i-in a good way.
Uh, you know, like, uh...
"yo, playa. You so ugly."
That's not a thing.
Now, say "good-bye" to your precious Tecton.
(Growling)
What do we do?
I-It's over.
He's gonna destroy Tecton.
It's all my fault.
And that's how you throw a villain
though a logo.
(Growls)
Look out!
(Both grunting)
We've got to stop megahertz somehow!
"Stop"! Huh! That's it!
(Growling)
(Grunts)
Here!
(Growling)
(Chuckling)
Not so tough now, are you, Leslie?
-(Grunts) -(Yelps) Still alive. Still alive.
You saved my life.
You should stick around.
This place needs you.
(Gasps) Act cool. Act cool. Act cool.
(High-pitched) Thank you.
(Sighs) Dang it.
Well, my work here is done.
Actually, just one more thing.
That bulb has been out for weeks.
Would you mind?
Yeah, yeah.
Skylar, are you okay?
I'm fine.
You were awesome back there.
So were you. (Sighs)
Well, I do throw a mean bedpan.
Look, I-I know you don't like people helping you,
but I'm gonna do everything I can
to help you get your powers back.
That would be great
because this whole "being a normo" thing
totally stinks.
I can't do anything.
Showoff.
Hey, listen. Uh, about before...
I'm sorry I almost got us fired and-or cubed.
I messed up, and you bailed me out.
Like you always do.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, too.
And, you were right.
I wouldn't be here without you.
And I wouldn't want to be.
Commemorative "bros again" fake photo?
-Absolutely. -All right.
(Imitates camera shutter clicking)
Splendid work today.
Splendid!
I'll see you boys tomorrow after school.
What?!
But what about the newscast?
Everyone knows we have normos here.
I don't care.
Let the whole world know they work here.
Remember, you can't tell anyone you work here.
This is not fair! This is not...
Now, let's go down to accounting and get you paid.
Paid? Are you kidding?
I would totally work here for nothing.
He meant...
"Nothing less than $1 million a week."
"$1,000 a week."
"$100 a week."
I was gonna give you 200, but 100 it is.
(Scoffs)
So, how do you like your new scrubs?
We're not in scrubs.
You were.
Mmm...that's a picture of a bridge.
Huh. I love Bridges!
Say...say "we're not in scrubs" again.
-We're not in scrubs. -You were.
(Sighs) Why did those tremors have to stop?
I cannot catch a break.
-(Door opens) -Jordan, there you are.
(Sighs) Look, w-we're sorry
about not being here like we promised.
Yeah, we know you're upset, and you have every right to be.
Okay, but I'm sure you're gonna do fine on your project.
I mean... (Chuckles) Look at what you're up against.
That's ours.
Oh, momma.
(Mutters) I think I know how to make this better.
Don't get in it. I tried that already.
I took a little souvenir from megahertz.
You took one of his power boosters?
(Gasps) Did you get him to sign it?
This is our project.
We made it out of... Uh, who cares.
(Electricity surging)
(Jets roaring)
(Glass shatters)
Now that's a rowboat.
I would like to buy the meteorite of Zandor.
Okay, and just how are you able to afford
such an incredibly rare artifact?
Yes, it's the only one of its kind in the world.
I got this money from Mighty Med.
Mighty Med? What's that?
Uh, Mi-Mighty Med.
He's the new rapper.
Um, w-we're in his entourage.
Yeah, yeah. He, uh... he pays us to walk around
and tell him how ugly he is.
-Is that a thing? -That is not a thing.
Anyway, gotta go. See ya later.
(Chuckling nervously)
Kaz, what are you doing?
You cannot tell anyone about the hospital.
You almost blew it.
Oh, they didn't catch on. Besides, it's just Wallace and Clyde.
-All right. See you guys next week. -Bye.
-Toodles. -(Both laughing)
(Deep voice) Finally.
Our way into Mighty Med.
(Deep voice) And before long, all the weak superheroes...
(Both) Will be dead superheroes.
(theme music playing)
(Boing)