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Gentlemen, I've come up
with an incredible idea
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to create a viral video
that'll make me
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the most famous person
in the world!
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Cool, what's the idea?
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To create a viral video
that'll make me
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the most famous person
in the world!
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It involves a pack of tigers
and suit of beef.
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I've got the tigers,
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but I can't decide
between rib eye and flank.
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Hey, Stephanie.
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I gotta figure out a way
to get back on her good side.
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I wish I could tell her
about Mighty Med,
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so she'd know I'm actually
the coolest guy in school.
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You're the coolest guy?
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Aren't you forgetting someone?
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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Billy Faler can make his
eyebrows dance like this...
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(Dog whimpers)
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I got it! The way to Stephanie
is through her little mutt.
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Hey, what a cute little doggie.
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(Laughs)
Dogs love me.
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Hi, little guy.
(Dog growls)
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She's, like, a girl.
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As we can all tell by her
negative reaction to you.
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No, she's just hungry.
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See. All right, one for me.
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And one for you.
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(Coughing)
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Oh, no! She's, like, choking.
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-Somebody do something!
-(Kaz gags)
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(Kaz coughing)
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(Gasping)
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(Grunts)
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You are amazing!
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You saved my puppy's, like... life.
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(Coughing)
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What's your name?
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Uh... Oliver.
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I live next door to you.
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Since we were three.
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I don't think so.
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Some weird little brown-haired
kid lives next door.
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That's me!
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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Okay.
(Giggles)
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(Baby voice)
Wave bye-bye to your hero.
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(Coughs, spits)
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♪ Okay, yo! ♪
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ you never know by
the looks on our face ♪
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♪ at the school
when we enter ♪
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♪ leave class early,
work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ hit the comic store,
read up before the journey ♪
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♪ all these new issues
and super powers ♪
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♪ if we didn't have to work
we'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ everybody say
that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ but have you ever seen
superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save
the world today? ♪
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♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we all be safe today? ♪
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♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪
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♪ You never know ♪
♪ but you know we Mighty Med ♪
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♪ team up and let's go! ♪
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♪ Saving people that save
people after classes ♪
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♪ we flip the page
and jump to action ♪
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♪ they call us normo,
normally fantastic ♪
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♪ seeing superheroes
that we only imagined ♪
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♪ this type of life
you got to have fight ♪
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♪ put up your fist
and fight for what's right ♪
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♪ never can tell what we see
is out of sight ♪
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♪ do the same thing tomorrow
that we did tonight ♪
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♪ will we save
the world today? ♪
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♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we all be safe today? ♪
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♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪
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♪ You never know ♪
♪ but you know we Mighty Med ♪
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♪ team up and let's go! ♪
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Man, I can't believe Oliver.
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I was making my move on Stephanie
and he totally showed me up.
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Yeah, he gives a choking dog
the Heimlich,
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and he's a hero.
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I give a healthy dog
mouth-to-mouth,
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and I'm a weirdo.
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Hey hey, nice to meet you.
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You must be our new transfer student
from new dork city.
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Actually, I think he's
from New Jersey dork.
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Yours was better.
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I think I look good.
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Stephanie bought me
new clothes to thank me.
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Her dog has the same exact outfit.
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You know, I don't know why Stephanie's
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giving you all the credit,
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that dog would not
have been choking to death
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if it wasn't for me.
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Where's my ugly dog outfit?
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I'm sorry, but when I see danger,
I snap into action.
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No hesitation, no fear.
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-Boo.
-Aah!
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Don't do that!
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You know I hate that.
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Oliver and Kaz are the key
to us finding Mighty Med.
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And when we do we will take
our revenge on Dr. Horace Diaz.
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You wanna dial it down?
Your glow is showing.
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Sorry.
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I just can't wait to
make him kneel before us
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and beg for his pathetic life.
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Plus, it'd be really nice to get
out of the store for a change.
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-I have been feeling cooped up lately.
-Right?
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I'll slip this tracking device
into Kaz's backpack,
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you distract him.
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(Clyde)
Hey, you guys!
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Wanna hear a little something
I've been working on for a while?
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(Wallace clears throat)
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(Screaming)
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Wait, wait, wait.
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(Tuning)
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(Resumes screaming)
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There, that sounds better.
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Excuse me, under ailment
there's no box
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for viral video shoot
with tigers goes terribly wrong.
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Oh, wait, here it is.
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Okay, according
to this tracking device,
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Kaz is close by.
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We're almost in Mighty Med.
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I can feel it!
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-Ah... ah...
-Okay.
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Ha. Sorry, but we need
to go in there.
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Wow. Okay, look at her.
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All tiny and brave.
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What are you gonna do?
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Hit us with a butterscotch candy?
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Yeah. Ow! Ow! Oh!
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She is hitting us
with butterscotch candy!
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How can something so delicious
be so painful?
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(Both scream, Gus thuds)
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Can you also check
the box for concussion?
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(Scoffs)
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You look like you're
from the planet dork.
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What? That's a real planet.
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Oh.
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Where people dress like dorks.
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What?
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The people from dork
are called "dorks."
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Oh.
And they dress terribly.
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Kaz, help push this over there.
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You too, fancy boy.
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Awesome machines.
What are they?
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That is a state of the art shrinking ray.
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That is a juicer.
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So, it turns people into juice?
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No, it just makes juice.
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What's the matter with you?
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The people juicer's like this big!
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(Door opens)
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Look! It's Citadel.
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Oh, man. Check out
his impenetrable skin.
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Absolutely nothing
can get through it.
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It's kind of like the plastic
on my grandma's couch.
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So what's wrong with him?
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We don't know yet.
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Before he was sedated,
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he complained of
severe stomach pain.
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He ate at the hospital cafeteria?
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I hope not.
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We've lost a lot of
good men down there.
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(Beeping)
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Oh, it's a text from Stephanie.
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We have rehearsal tonight.
I'm in her band.
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What? You don't
play any instruments.
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Oh, I'm the
backup-backup singer.
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I stand behind the backup singer
and do this...
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First you save Stephanie's dog,
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and now you're in her band?
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Man, I can't believe you.
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You know I was trying
to get close to Stephanie.
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I should be the one doing this...
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No, you're doing it wrong.
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Less enthusiasm, more apathy.
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Oh, like this...like...
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-Dude, that's so much better.
-Oh, cool. Thanks.
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Wait, I'm mad at you!
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Why? It's not my fault
I'm naturally heroic and charismatic.
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I wish I could turn it off,
but I can't.
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Oh, oh, you may have
a serious medical problem.
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Oh, yeah.
Just as I suspected.
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You're suffering from
an incredibly enlarged ego.
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Oh, quick!
Let me use the shrinking ray
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to shrink it down to size.
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Hey, hey!
Don't point that at me!
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Would you relax?
I'm not actually gonna turn the thing on.
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(Squeaky voice)
What is wrong with you?
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You shrunk me!
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This is because of Stephanie,
isn't it?
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No, no, no. It was an accident.
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Accident? You pushed the "on" button!
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No, I didn't.
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I pushed the "no" button.
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Oh...
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If you thought it was the "no" button,
why would you push it?!
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Oliver, how long have you known me?
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You know I have a problem
with authority.
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Everyone just relax.
Maybe there's a reverse switch.
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Oh, there is!
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Okay, all we have
to do is pull it.
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(Whirring)
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Or push it, I'm guessing.
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Okay, no one's in here.
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Doing all right in there,
Oliver?
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(Oliver) I can't believe you
put me in a specimen cup.
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Don't worry. It's unused.
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I think.
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(Grunts)
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We need to figure out how
to get Oliver back to normal
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before Horace finds out.
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-Before Horace finds out what?
-Uh...
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What we're getting you for your birthday.
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Oh, don't tell me!
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I love surprises!
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And Bridges.
Did I mention I love Bridges.
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Yes, like ten times.
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Today.
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Well, make it 11.
I love Bridges!
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(Sighs)
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What are you doing?
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Uh, it's the latest thing.
(Laughs)
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All of the kids are doing it.
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Horace, the truth is...
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Someone accidentally hit Oliver
with the shrinking ray.
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Yeah, he's right here.
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Shrunk down to the size of a...
Very tiny bridge?
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I love Bridges!
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But I'm very upset that you used
the shrinking ray without permission.
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On the other hand...
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Look at him!
He's adorable!
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Let's call him "Smoliver."
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No! Let's not.
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(Vibrating)
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Oh, no. Citadel's crashing.
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We still can't figure out
what's wrong with him.
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Well, can't you run some tests?
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We tried to do an MRI,
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but his armored skin deflects
the electromagnetic field.
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And we can't do surgery because
his exterior is impenetrable.
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That's why ax-hand couldn't
defeat him in The Life of Citadel.
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And why his girlfriend couldn't
break through to him emotionally
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in The Love Life of Citadel.
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There is one way to know
what's going on inside of him.
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Be a good listener?
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I meant go inside his body
to check out his internal organs.
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Send me in!
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-I'm our only hope.
-You're right.
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That's really brave of you, Oliver.
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You know, I'm in a disco cover band,
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would you be interested in being
a backup-backup singer.
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You just have to stand
behind us and do this...
255
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,291
No, no. I have had it.
256
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,458
So, first you're the hero
in front of Stephanie.
257
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,125
And now you're the hero
in front of Horace?
258
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,959
Come on. Shrink me down.
I can be the hero. And I can do this...
259
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,417
We can't shrink you.
You broke the shrinking ray.
260
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,750
And more importantly,
you do this wrong!
261
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,125
Less apathy, more enthusiasm.
262
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:07,917
According to this tracking device,
Kaz is still near the hospital.
263
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,041
Okay, so we go back and find
a secret entrance into Mighty Med...
264
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,834
and put a gruesome end
to Horace Diaz.
265
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,875
But not before the scary
butterscotch nurse's shift is over.
266
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:19,166
-Totally.
-At least she wasn't throwing rock candy.
267
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,208
-We would be dead.
-Yeah.
268
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,166
Here's the plan...
269
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,375
Before we destroy Diaz,
270
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:28,625
I say we put the old
helmet of truth on him.
271
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:33,041
Then he'll reveal the weakness
of every superhero he's ever treated.
272
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,333
Okay, that's a good idea,
273
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,917
but are we sure that's
the actual helmet of truth?
274
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,583
Because someone foolishly suggested
that we hide all of our real weapons
275
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,667
with our fake ones.
276
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,625
Okay, it was foolish.
Everyone makes mistakes.
277
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,750
Don't be so hard on yourself.
278
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,959
I'm so stupid sometimes.
279
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,041
Well, I guess there's only
one way for us to find out
280
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,500
if this is the real
helmet of truth.
281
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,792
Ask me something
I wouldn't want to tell you.
282
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,417
Okay, when was your last haircut.
283
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,125
-On Monday.
-I knew it looked fresh!
284
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,417
You were supposed to wait for me.
285
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,083
Eduardo had an opening.
286
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,083
Oliver, I designed the
protective suit you're wearing
287
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,583
to keep you safe while
you're inside Citadel.
288
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:16,792
Hey, on the bright side,
289
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,291
at least we don't have to look
at his dorky dog outfit anymore.
290
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,750
Just for that,
pass me my scarf please.
291
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:36,667
Good luck, Oliver.
I know you can do it.
292
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,041
I can do it, too.
293
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,208
I'm just saying.
294
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,875
Look, it can be
dangerous in there.
295
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,125
Don't worry. I'll be careful.
296
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,333
I'd be carefuler.
297
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:49,750
(Beeping)
298
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:51,625
Citadel's blood pressure's dropping.
299
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:52,917
We're running out of time.
300
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,583
We need to lower you in.
301
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,959
Oh, what is this?
302
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:03,041
Some sort of high-tech space-age
polyethylene cable?
303
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,208
No, it's dental floss.
304
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,417
Don't worry, it's unused.
305
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,333
I think.
306
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,166
(Gurgling)
307
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,500
(Screaming)
308
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,959
(Grunts)
309
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,208
Did the floss have to be waxed?
310
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,333
(Ringing)
311
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,125
Citadel's stomach,
how may I direct your call?
312
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,125
It's me. Can you see anything?
313
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,375
Oh!
314
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:47,333
There are huge deep scratches,
315
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:50,041
almost like someone carved
into his stomach lining.
316
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,375
Ooh! But before
I do anything else...
317
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,458
Ultimate selfie!
318
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,458
(Shutter clicks)
319
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,792
Dude, you totally
just got photo-bombed.
320
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:04,625
What are you doing here?
321
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:07,625
What are you doing here?
322
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:11,083
It's micros. The villain that
can make himself microscopic.
323
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,875
(Kaz)
That's Citadel's arch Nemesis.
324
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,625
It's true, I can't stand the guy.
325
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:19,041
He's the only thing between
me and world domination.
326
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,875
He also stole your girlfriend
in college.
327
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:25,208
I broke up with her!
328
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,917
So, you're what's been
making Citadel sick.
329
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,917
Oh, I'm not making him sick.
330
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,667
I'm destroying him from within.
331
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,458
And after him, one by one,
I will destroy
332
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,208
every member of the league
of heroes.
333
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:41,417
But there's something
I need to do first.
334
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,875
-(Gun powering up)
-Get a haircut?
335
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,750
No, I'm going to ripe
out your intestines
336
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,750
and use them as a jump rope.
337
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:50,375
(Stomach rumbling)
338
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,208
(Laughing)
339
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,250
Aha!
Finally!
340
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,375
-We found...
-Gus?
341
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,291
Clyde, Wallace,
you guys are doctors?
342
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,625
Uh, no. Because someone couldn't
get into medical school.
343
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:17,041
Hey! That is a very
difficult test.
344
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,458
Don't be so hard
on yourself.
345
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,417
I'm so stupid sometimes.
346
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,458
Never mind that.
347
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,375
-Where's Kaz?
-Which Kaz?
348
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,625
-How many Kazs do you know?
-Only one.
349
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:29,500
Well, then why did you ask "which Kaz?"
350
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,000
I'm just making conversation.
351
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:34,375
I'm lonely.
No one's come to visit me!
352
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,542
I don't understand.
353
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,500
This tracking device
is flashing like crazy.
354
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,291
There has to be button
that activates
355
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,083
a secret entrance into Mighty Med.
356
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,709
Ow. Ow.
357
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:47,917
(Gus) Ow!
358
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,125
Nothing is happening!
359
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,250
Now, we'll never find Mighty Med.
360
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,291
You are being really negative today.
361
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,750
Okay, can we not
have this discussion
362
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:57,917
in front of the kid over there?
363
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,500
Okay, it's never a good time
to have this discussion. It's...
364
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,083
-Shh shh shh.
-(Beeping)
365
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,250
(Beeping stops)
366
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:08,041
Gus, why do you have
Kaz's backpack?
367
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,667
I do?
368
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,917
They must have gotten switched.
369
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,208
That means he has my lunch.
370
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:17,917
And his lunch.
I stole his lunch.
371
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,917
Of course Mighty Med's
not here.
372
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,917
I mean, who would put
a superhero hospital
373
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,417
inside of an actual hospital?
374
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,166
Yeah, it's just stupid.
375
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,542
(Rumbling)
376
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,125
Oliver! Oliver, can you hear me?
377
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:39,291
Yeah, this micros guy
has serious territory issues.
378
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,291
He's going to kill Oliver!
379
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,500
And Citadel. And then micros
will be unstoppable.
380
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,542
This is all my fault.
You have to fix the shrinking ray
381
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,417
and send me in there
so I can help him.
382
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,000
There's no time to fix the ray!
383
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,542
Hang in there, buddy.
384
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,542
I'm trying. I wish all
this had never happened.
385
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:04,000
I wish I had never saved
Stephanie's incredibly well-dressed dog.
386
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,750
Wait, that's it. The dog.
387
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,917
I know what do to.
388
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,417
Oliver, get to his windpipe.
389
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,875
Ahh!
390
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,000
-He hit my tank!
-(Beeping)
391
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,667
(Coughing)
392
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,458
Oliver's oxygen levels are dropping.
393
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,500
(Moans)
394
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,709
You've interrupted my work.
395
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,542
Now, I will interrupt your life!
396
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,458
Ha ha ha!
397
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,208
Oh, come on!
398
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,041
Oliver's heading inside the windpipe.
399
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,166
(Panting)
400
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,834
And so is micros. Kaz, help.
401
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,375
He's gaining on me.
(Coughing)
402
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,125
And I'm running out of air.
403
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,875
Guys, we gotta get Citadel
to his feet.
404
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,583
-Why?
-Just trust me.
405
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,333
Get him up on
the count of three.
406
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:51,917
You have three seconds to live.
407
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,417
One!
408
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,417
Two!
409
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,875
-Two!
-Aah!
410
00:18:56,959 --> 00:18:58,333
Three!
411
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,709
It worked!
412
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:06,041
Wait! Micros is trying
to get away!
413
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,125
Excellent!
414
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,417
Take him away!
415
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,917
Oliver, are you okay?
416
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,458
Yeah, I think so.
417
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:31,417
-Kaz, you saved my life.
-Any time.
418
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,625
And, uh...
419
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:35,500
Man, I'm sorry I was such a jerk
about Stephanie.
420
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,250
It's just, it stinks.
421
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:41,583
I wish I could tell her about Mighty Med
so she'd know awesome I am.
422
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:45,458
Even if she doesn't know,
you know and I know...
423
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,500
You're an incredible hero.
424
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:50,750
Kind of what I've been saying
all along.
425
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,500
You can also be insanely
over-competitive sometimes.
426
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,625
Also not new information.
427
00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:00,333
That was really brave of you.
428
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,583
And as far as I'm concerned,
you're both heroes.
429
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,083
But I'm heroier.
430
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,667
Now let's fix that shrinking ray
and enlarge you.
431
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,875
But first...
432
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,500
That is fun.
433
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:31,375
So, how does it feel to be only
slightly smaller than me again?
434
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,291
Oh, my gosh.
How competitive are you?
435
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:36,667
The most competitive.
The most!
436
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:37,959
(Oliver)
Hey, Stephanie.
437
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:41,542
Should have seen what happened yesterday,
this guy saved my life.
438
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:45,375
Sorry, do I, like, know you?
439
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:48,500
It's me. Oliver.
440
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:52,166
-You took me shopping.
-I don't think so.
441
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,792
I took some weird little
brown-haired kid shopping.
442
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:59,375
-That was me.
-Nope. There he is.
443
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,083
You're friends with Gus now?
444
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,875
He's in a viral video.
445
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:09,875
He's like the most
famous guy in the world.
446
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,750
I don't get it,
what's so great?
447
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,166
(Crashing)
448
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,166
Can we hang with you?
449
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,709
Dressed like that?
450
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,375
(theme music playing)