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Well, crusher,
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all your genetic mutations
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seem to be in proper disorder.
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There is one thing...
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Since you're the strongest
man in the universe,
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can you help me with this?
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These packages are impossible to open.
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I could've done that.
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Oh, hey, Skylar.
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I can't wait for my first day
of school tomorrow.
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I just hope it's better
than school on my planet.
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If you're late, the teacher
makes you stand in the corner.
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That doesn't sound so bad. (grunts)
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"Corner" is our word for "oven."
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You'll do fine.
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Oh--and you know what?
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You should join the cheerleaders
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because you're all bendy, and flippy,
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and can invite us to their parties.
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Could you excuse us?
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Dude, I don't want Skylar
to join the cheerleaders.
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She'll start hanging out with jocks
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whose muscles are bigger than my face!
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How can I compete with that?
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I don't know. Get a bigger face?
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Skylar, if I were you,
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I'd stay away from the cheerleaders.
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I mean, "two, four, six, eight,
who do we appreciate?"
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Clearly not odd numbers.
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Who's that?
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Ah, it's Horace's cousin,
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Boris Diaz.
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Also known as Timeline.
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He's a superhero
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whose ability to see in the future
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helps other heroes fight evil.
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Also, he's won every fantasy football
league he's ever been in.
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Oh. I'm gonna go introduce myself.
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You don't have to.
He's already seen this conversation
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happen in the future.
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So he already knows all of our names.
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Hello, Luigi,
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Paul, Cinnamon.
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Think there's something wrong
with his powers.
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No. We haven't examined him yet.
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Don't jump to conclusions, Kaz.
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I see danger.
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Step forward, Luigi!
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You are safe now.
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See?
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(grunts)
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Step forward, cinnamon!
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(yelling)
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You are safe now.
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(man) Okay, yo.
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ You never know
By the looks on our face ♪
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♪ At the school when we enter
Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ Hit the comic store
Read up before the journey ♪
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♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
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♪ If we didn't have to work
We'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ But have you ever seen
superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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♪ Saving people that save people
After classes ♪
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♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
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♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
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♪ Seeing superheroes
That we only imagined ♪
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♪ This type of life
You got to have fight ♪
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♪ Put up your fists
And fight for what's right ♪
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♪ Never can tell
What we see is out of sight ♪
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♪ Do the same thing tomorrow
That we did tonight ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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So, how long have you been having
problems with your psychic powers?
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A few weeks.
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But I waited to come in
until my cousin Horace's day off.
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We don't get along.
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Oh, why not?
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Typical family stuff.
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He loves Bridges. I hate Bridges.
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Enough said!
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I just thought of something.
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When the villain switchblade
stranded timeline
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in the middle of the desert,
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his power stopped working.
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What happens when you're stranded
in the desert?
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Okay, well first, you hide behind a cactus
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like this.
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Right? And then you get so hungry
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that you think a tortoise
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is a slowly moving hamburger.
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Or, if you're not a cartoon...
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You sweat a lot,
causing you to lose electrolytes.
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(machine buzzing)
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(rapid beeping)
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I was right! H-His sodium levels
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are way below normal.
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Nurse, start a 20-milliliter
saline drip, stat!
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I love saying "stat."
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I wonder what it means. (chuckles)
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I feel better already.
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Bless you.
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No need to thank us. (chuckles)
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I'm not. You're about to sneeze
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like a little kitten,
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and it's adorable.
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(high-pitched sneezing)
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This is great. My English teacher,
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Ms. Kessler, does this thing
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where she randomly calls on kids
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and puts them on the spot.
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I wonder if Timeline can tell me
when she's gonna call on me.
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Or you could just do your homework
like you're supposed to.
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And risk learning stuff
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but not getting called on?
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That's crazy talk.
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Just be careful, Kaz.
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I've seen enough time-travel movies
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to know that messing with the future
only causes problems.
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And the last thing I need
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is to somehow end up being my own father.
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Hey, uh...
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Timeline?
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Can you tell me when
my teacher's gonna call on me
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and what she'll ask?
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I don't know. I probably shouldn't.
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Oh, come one. I--you tell superheroes
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the future all the time,
and nothing bad happens.
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It's just a pop quiz.
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Fine. I guess it's not
the end of the world.
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But you're only cheating yourself.
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Yeah? What do you know?
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She'll call on you tomorrow at 1:14 P.M.
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Oh, cool. Show me.
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Kaz, when was Charles Dickens
born and where?
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Uh, 2002 in Baltimore?
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This is amazing.
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I am having a great hair day tomorrow.
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Hey, Oliver!
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Who's "flippy longstocking"?
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Oh, Jordan, this is my friend sky--Connie!
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She is from outer space-- state!
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Out-of-state.
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You look so familiar.
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Do I know you from somewhere?
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(gasping) Of course not.
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Where could you possibly know her from?
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So, how was your first class?
Did you find everything okay?
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It was great!
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I met this really cool guy,
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and he convince me to join his club!
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Oh. Here he comes now.
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Connie, you've got something
on your shoulder...
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my arm.
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Gus?
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Yep. He invited me
to join the marching band.
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Is this called a Booty?
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Because he told me I should
stand out front and shake mine.
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I did say that, didn't I?
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How on earth does Connie
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think Gus is cool?
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I don't know. But this is fantastic!
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I've wanted to get Gus
off my scent for years.
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Especially at marching band!
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I've tried disguises, smoke screens,
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even look-alike Jordan decoys.
(chuckles)
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Oh, there's one now. (clicks tongue)
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Lookin' good, Amanda.
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(Ms. Kessler)
In the world of Charles Dickens,
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children's lives were dark and miserable,
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otherwise known as...
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the good old days.
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Let's re-create those conditions
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with a pop oral quiz.
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Kaz.
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You're up.
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Finish this quote. "It was the b--"
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"The best of times,
it was the worst of times,
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it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
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it was the epoch of belief,
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it was the epoch of incredulity,
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it was the season of light,
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it was the season of darkness..."
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Kind of a run-on sentence, if you ask me.
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(clears throat)
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That was, shockingly, correct, Kaz.
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Now, when was ch--
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Charles Dickens was born
on February seventh, 1812,
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in Portsmouth, England,
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which is situated
64 miles southwest of London,
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or 103 kilometers,
for you fans of the metric system.
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All right.
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What character still wears
a faded wedding dress
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-after being left--
-Ms. Havisham from Great Expectations.
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Oh, and, uh, speaking of wedding dresses,
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you might not want to spend
too much on yours
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because your fiance, Bruce,
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will be breaking off
the engagement tonight.
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Oh, but it's all for the best
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because on Tuesday
he gets arrested for identity theft,
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so you might wanna cancel
your credit cards.
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How could Connie possibly like Gus?
I don't get it, Jordan.
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That's not me.
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I'm over here...
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Enjoying the beautiful Gus-free zone.
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Oh, no. Incoming!
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Get ready, Amanda.
This is what you trained for.
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Oh, hey, Jordan.
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(giggles) Oliver,
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look what Gus can do.
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-(playing note)
-(giggling)
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What can I say?
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Chicks dig the nose trombone.
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We do.
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Marching band is the best.
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It sure is.
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Which is why I, too, would like to join.
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You wanna be in the band?
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Do you play the oboe?
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Yes. (scoffs)
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I am a great "oboer."
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"Oboe-bian"?
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"Oboe-Baggins"?
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I play the oboe.
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Well, we have pretty high standards
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in the M.B.
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Let me see you march.
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Now double time.
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Triple time. And knees up!
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Now spin!
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Faster!
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Like a dreidel!
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It's a spinning top...
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Popular on the Jewish holiday
of "chhhhanukkah."
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Now... drop into a split!
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Not bad.
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You show real promise.
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Unfortunately, we don't have
any oboes in marching band.
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-Oliver--
-(grunts)
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It's probably best
that you're not in the band.
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Nothing personal,
but I want to carve my own path here.
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I don't wanna just be "Oliver's friend."
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Believe me, I don't want you
to "just be Oliver's friend," either.
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(Gus) Hey, Connie,
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you think nose trombone is cool?
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Check this out.
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(playing notes)
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Isn't he the coolest?
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Wrong!
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Timeline,
thanks for telling me the future.
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I totally aced my pop quiz.
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Well, it's almost the least I could do.
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I tried to do less,
but you wouldn't let me.
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Can you tell me more about the future?
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Maybe what I'm getting for Christmas
so I know whether to be good or not?
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Here's something
you might find interesting:
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In 15 minutes, your friend Oliver
will be in mortal danger.
264
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What? That's terrible.
265
00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,834
Well, you won't have to grieve for long.
266
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,458
Oh, why not? Because in 16 minutes,
267
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the apocalypse will be upon us
268
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and life as we know it
will cease to exist.
269
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(gasps) And it's all your fault
270
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for making me tell you
about that pop quiz.
271
00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:38,583
You said it wouldn't be
the end of the world.
272
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So I was wrong.
It's not the end of the world.
273
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:44,417
I really think you should stop
using that expression.
274
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I don't think you know what it means.
275
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The world is literally ending!
276
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(screams)
277
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Glad you finally understand
how serious this is.
278
00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:53,917
It's deadly serious,
279
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but that's not why I screamed.
280
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(screams)
281
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See, that's why I screamed.
282
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:07,208
Okay. What do you mean,
"the apocalypse will come in 16 minutes"?
283
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,917
-How?
-Crimson Demon
284
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,834
is preparing to launch
an all-out assault on humanity.
285
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:15,000
And now it's 15 minutes.
286
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Crimson Demon?
287
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The evil emperor of fire?
288
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,166
That can't be. He's not powerful enough.
289
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,959
Computer, show me Crimson Demon.
290
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(female computerized voice)
Showing clemson dragon.
291
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No, Crimson Demon.
292
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Showing "scrimmridge demlon."
293
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Those aren't even words.
Why would it think I said that?
294
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You just need to enunciate.
295
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"Crim-son dae-mon."
296
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Showing Crimson Demon.
297
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(Kaz) See? I was right.
298
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Crimson demon can't attack
without his three brothers:
299
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Blue Demon, White Demon, and Matt Demon.
300
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He's the handsome one.
301
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A-Anyway,
302
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in--in tecton issue 45,
303
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tecton trapped the brothers
in the lower dimension.
304
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,458
But they're about to escape.
305
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,875
How? The portal can't be opened
unless three conditions are met:
306
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First, "the fool becomes the wise man,"
307
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second, "night falls during the day,"
and third,
308
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"the chord of discord is struck."
309
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And you fulfilled the first condition
310
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when you got a perfect score
on your pop quiz.
311
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"The fool becomes the wise man."
312
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All right. You got me there.
313
00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:29,333
And because the first condition
was triggered at your school,
314
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that is where the first rip
in the portal will open.
315
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The other two conditions will soon follow.
316
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,542
This is a nightmare.
We have to save Oliver
317
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and avoid apocalyptic doom.
318
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Showing coconut spittoon.
319
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If the world doesn't end,
320
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we really need to get that thing fixed.
321
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,875
Jordan, I know how much
you hate doing things for others.
322
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Ah, it's the worst.
323
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:04,041
But I was hoping you could, maybe, help me
keep Gus away from Connie...
324
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,625
for her own good.
325
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:08,458
I-I can't do it because
I'm not in the marching band.
326
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:09,959
Wait a minute.
327
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,500
I know what this is about.
328
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,375
You have a crush on Connie.
329
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Pssh. Pfft.
330
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What? No I don't.
331
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(mimicking) Yes you do.
332
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,083
Look at your nostrils.
333
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,875
Every time you lie, your nostrils flare.
334
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:26,542
Come on, boys! What are you doin' to me?
335
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,000
Listen, Oliver,
336
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I'd like to help you.
337
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But I'd love not to.
338
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And I gotta follow my heart.
339
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,166
There's gotta be a way into that band.
340
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,834
Thanks, Philip. Ah, one question:
341
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How do you go to the bathroom
in this thing?
342
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250
New question:
343
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,083
Why did you go to the bathroom
in this thing?
344
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,166
I know you had to find a disguise,
345
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,834
but why did you pick that?
346
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The world's ending in five minutes.
347
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,125
You want me to be buried in a trench coat?
348
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,000
Wait! I'm getting a vision.
349
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,583
The next condition is about to be met.
350
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,375
"Night falls during the daytime."
351
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I don't get it.
It's totally bright outside.
352
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,083
Would you wait one second?
353
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,625
You kids today,
you have no attention span.
354
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:38,583
Look.
355
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(band playing)
356
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,125
(music continuing)
357
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:05,625
Oh, "knight in shining armor falls."
358
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:08,291
I did not see that coming.
359
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,083
Yeah, words that sound
the same but are spelled different
360
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are tricky for us future-seers.
361
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,875
So is the weather. No one can predict it.
362
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,375
No one.
363
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,375
Philip, are you okay?
364
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,750
Oliver? What are you doing in there?
365
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,208
Um...
366
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,291
I told you I want to do my own thing,
367
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,458
and then you dress up
so you can follow me around?
368
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,834
Yeah, dude, you're making this weird.
369
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,834
Now if you'll excuse us,
370
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:45,125
I have a nose trombone solo.
371
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,792
I normally don't like to help,
372
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,750
but, yeah, this is for everyone's benefit.
373
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,000
I hate to break this to you,
374
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,208
but Crimson Demon
is just a kid in a mascot costume.
375
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,917
Wait for it.
376
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,917
It's Crimson Demon!
377
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,083
-Oliver!
-Kaz?
378
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,166
What are you doing here?
Why is Timeline dressed like that?
379
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,834
-The world's about to end!
-What?
380
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,208
Crimson Demon is in that mascot costume!
381
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,500
He's planning on opening the portal
to the lower dimension
382
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,834
to release his demon brothers!
383
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,500
We have to call in
some superheroes for help!
384
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,834
There's no time!
385
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,542
(blows discordant note)
386
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,959
It's the "chord of discord"!
387
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,917
The portal's opening!
388
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,125
We have to do something!
389
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,583
Wait! I have a theory.
390
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:54,542
Maybe if you envision the future
391
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while simultaneously recalling the past,
392
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you can temporarily freeze the present.
393
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:02,583
It might work... Or it might tear
a hole in the universe.
394
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,875
But if that happens,
it's not the end of the world.
395
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,667
It is! Stop saying that!
396
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,208
Why didn't we freeze?
397
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,750
-Or him?
-(roars)
398
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:16,208
You're criticizing me?
399
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,625
I've just invented a way to freeze time!
400
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,083
I can't hold this for long!
401
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,583
You can predict the future.
Tell us what to do.
402
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,709
For starters, I suggest we all take
one big step backward.
403
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,291
(evil roar)
404
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,917
Kaz, duck!
405
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:38,875
Oliver, punch him now!
406
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,166
Everybody jump!
407
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,166
Skylar, kick him between the shoulder
blades! That's his weak spot!
408
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,500
His "demon parts" are there.
409
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,458
(discordant note trails off)
410
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:26,917
-(chuckling)
-Wow. That note was... amazing!
411
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,125
Right, Jordan?
412
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,917
That one cost me
a month's allowance, but...
413
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,917
Best money I ever spent.
414
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,458
We did it!
415
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,875
I knew all along that you would.
416
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,625
Then why didn't you just tell me that?
417
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,750
I didn't want to spoil the ending for you.
418
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,291
Listen, Skylar,
419
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,709
I'm sorry for trying
to horn in on your territory.
420
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,417
Well, I know exactly why you did it.
421
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,834
You do?
422
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:57,291
It's so obvious.
423
00:19:57,375 --> 00:20:00,250
You were totally, one hundred per cent...
424
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,792
sure that I can't take care of myself
in the normal world.
425
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,625
Yep.
426
00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,083
That's the reason. The only reason.
427
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,667
Look, Oliver, I know
you're just looking out for me,
428
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,834
but I'll be fine.
429
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,625
Okay.
430
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,000
But I have to ask,
431
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,625
why would you ever
want to go out with Gus?
432
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,750
I don't want to go out with Gus.
433
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,542
I've just been a little homesick lately,
434
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,083
and he reminds me of a dorenbosch,
435
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,208
the pets we have on my planet.
436
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:31,792
Wow.
437
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,083
The resemblance is uncanny...
438
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,500
and disturbing.
439
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:36,959
Look at him.
440
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,500
He's so cute!
441
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,083
I just wish he had a little tail.
442
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,959
I do. You wanna see it?
443
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,500
I keep it in my wallet.
444
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,375
Thanks for your help.
445
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,083
And tell my cousin Horace
I don't forgive him
446
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,083
for being late to the family reunion.
447
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,083
-When was it?
-It's next month.
448
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:05,750
Wait.
449
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,458
Before you go, I probably shouldn't ask,
450
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:12,959
but is there any chance you can tell me
what's gonna happen with me and Skylar?
451
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:17,041
I see her falling for you in a big way.
452
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:20,834
Really? That's amazing! Thanks!
453
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:28,458
Wait!
I meant falling on you in a big way.
454
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,250
(theme music plays)
455
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,875
(boing)
456
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:03,375
(boy) Yes!