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Okay, Tecton, you seem perfectly healthy.
Go ahead and change back into your suit.
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Wow, that was fast.
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It takes me, like, five minutes
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just to figure out which way
to put on my underwear.
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Dang it.
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If all my tests are normal,
why am I getting all these headaches?
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Could be stress.
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Ever since Megarhertz
escaped from Mighty Max prison,
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you've had a lot on your tectonic plate.
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You know what you could use?
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A me day?
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No, a sidekick.
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A sidekick to support you
and be there at your Beck and call.
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Sounds interesting.
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I'd have to find the right person
for the job, but who?
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Ha, I don't know. Someone loyal,
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someone brave.
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Someone acutely aware of his surroundings.
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Someone like him.
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How would you like to be my sidekick?
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Yes. Totally.
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What? He gets to be your sidekick
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just because he saved me one time?
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Two times?
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(man) Okay, yo.
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ You never know
By the looks on our face ♪
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♪ At the school when we enter
Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ Hit the comic store
Read up before the journey ♪
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♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
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♪ If we didn't have to work
We'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ But have you ever seen
superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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♪ Saving people that save people
After classes ♪
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♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
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♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
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♪ Seeing superheroes
That we only imagined ♪
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♪ This type of life
You got to have fight ♪
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♪ Put up your fists
And fight for what's right ♪
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♪ Never can tell
What we see is out of sight ♪
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♪ Do the same thing tomorrow
That we did tonight ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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Oh, it's Oliver, the sidekick.
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Can someone help me,
because somebody stabbed me in the back.
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They should probably
finish helping him first.
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Yeah, well, my wound's deeper
because it came from a friend.
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I can't believe you're gonna be
Tecton's sidekick.
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You know that's always
been my lifelong dream.
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Oh, come on, that's never been
your lifelong dream.
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Oliver, I hear Tecton
made you his sidekick.
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You okay, Kaz?
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I know that's always been
your lifelong dream.
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I don't know why he picked you anyway.
You don't have any powers.
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Well, obviously, Tecton
sees something in me,
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and I'm sorry, but I can't pass up
this opportunity.
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Fine. Then I'm gonna take
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the one thing you care most about.
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These hand sanitizers.
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Oh, hey, Tecton, it's your sidekick,
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-reporting for duty.
-Excellent.
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But before we begin, you must be sworn in
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with the traditional oath of heroes
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set forth by the elders of Galtrax.
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Repeat after me--
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I swear by the elders of Galtrax
that I pledge my unending allegiance
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to aid and serve until evil and injustice
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are eradicated from the universe.
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Should I say it in original Galtraxian?
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(speaking Galtraxian)
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I'm good, thanks.
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Zook carath.
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So, what's my first assignment?
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Help rescue a normo in distress?
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Stop the London bridge from falling down,
falling down, falling down?
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I need you to hand wash my uniforms.
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Then go to my house and water my plants,
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and take my invisible dog
to the invisible dog park.
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What? But those are just chores.
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Yeah. What'd you think you were gonna do,
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battle super-villains?
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Yes. If you wanted someone
to do your errands,
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why were you looking for someone brave?
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You'll need to be brave
to water my plants.
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They're man-eating plants.
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Oh, also, feed my plants.
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I cannot believe it.
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I heard a very distressing rumor today.
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That I'm dating a supermodel?
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No.
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Oh. Because that's a rumor
I'm trying to start.
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Well, this one is just as hard to believe.
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I heard that Oliver
is now Tecton's sidekick.
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No way. That can't be.
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Later on the broadcast,
details on the appointment
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of a normo named Oliver
as Tecton's sidekick.
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First, the weather.
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On the sun, mostly sunny
with increasing sunniness
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during the week.
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What?
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Why would Tecton do that?
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Normos are useless.
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They're all, like, I'm a normo.
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I need a tank to breathe underwater.
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I know, right?
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Why wouldn't Tecton just pick
someone with super speed like me?
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Granted, it only works
when I run backwards.
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Who needs Tecton?
I can become a superhero,
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and you can be my sidekick.
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Why do I have to be the sidekick?
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Because my power is better.
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I can move objects with my mind.
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Well, I have something
even more important.
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A driver's license.
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Unless you wanna battle evil
that's within walking distance,
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or close to a bus stop.
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Fine, we can be a team.
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Yes! We'll be the best superheroes ever!
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Besides, who needs normos?
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I'm a normo. I don't have
an extra ear in my armpit.
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You have an ear in your armpit?
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I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
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Can you speak up?
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the thief of dreams.
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What's in the bag, a six-year-old's wish
to one day become an astronaut?
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They're Tecton's uniforms.
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This job is horrible.
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All I do is his chores.
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This morning, I had to make his bed.
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It's on the ceiling.
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Don't lie to make me less mad at you.
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There's no way
that being Tecton's sidekick
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isn't the coolest thing ever.
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Oliver, Tecton's looking for you.
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He wants you to empty his wastebasket,
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and be careful, it's radioactive waste.
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Being Tecton's sidekick
really is horrible,
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and dangerous.
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I feel so much better now.
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What am I gonna do?
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Tecton's a great superhero,
but he's ruining my life.
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Well, technically,
he should be ruining my life.
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I think my advice is just do whatever I do
when I'm faced with adversity.
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Suck it up and persevere?
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No! Quit.
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How long have you known me?
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I can't quit.
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I took the Galtraxian oath of heroes.
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I am totally izelflarped .
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I don't know why Tecton
even wants a sidekick.
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They're the first thing a villain
goes after to lure you into a trap.
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That's it.
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The oath of heroes
prevents you from quitting,
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but it doesn't prevent him
from firing you.
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Also known as the loophole of heroes.
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-So?
-All we have to do is make it look like
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you've been captured by a villain.
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Then he'll see that
having you work for him
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made him vulnerable, and he'll fire you.
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Okay. Hope this works,
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'cause I can't do his dirty work anymore.
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He made me clean his shower.
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It's a meteor shower.
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It really hurts,
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even when you set
the shower head to gentle.
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I call our first meeting to order.
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Item one: The name of our superhero team.
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I give you...
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Magnificent Man and What's-his-face.
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Hmm. As much as I love my costume,
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it just screams fun!
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First we need to answer
the more important questions.
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-Like what?
-Like who is our arch-Nemesis?
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What weapons and defenses do we use,
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and most important,
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whose turn is it to bring the snacks?
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'Cause this onion dip is terrible.
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That's a throat culture from the lab.
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For onion dip, that's terrible.
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For a throat culture, it's not that bad.
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As far as defenses go,
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I think we should wear
protective vests on our backs.
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On our backs? Why would we need that?
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Fine, but how many times
is that going to happen?
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Huh! More often than you think.
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All right, let's go over the plan.
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Kaz, you and Skylar tell Tecton
that Megarhertz captured his sidekick.
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Tecton will feel obligated to rescue me.
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But before he leaves,
I'll run in saying I barely escaped.
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Then, he'll see I'm a liability.
Any questions?
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I have a question.
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Can I have this?
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Because I look awesome.
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Oliver, I've been thinking.
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Just telling Tecton
won't be enough to convince him
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that you've been captured.
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I see where you're going with this.
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We'll send him Oliver's head as proof.
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What, it'll grow back.
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No, it won't.
208
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Your heads don't grow back?
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Wow, you normos are so fragile.
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Look, as much as I hate
being Tecton's sidekick,
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(loudly) I've grown rather
fond of my head.
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So can we think of another way
to convince Tecton?
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I've got it.
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They keep old superhero news network
reports on file in Mighty Med.
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I can re-edit them to make
a fake story about your capture.
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-Can you really do that?
-You tell me.
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I am Oliver.
I like to smell dogs' butts.
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Psst. Hey, kid.
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Psst. Hey, kid!
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Megarhertz?
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You know another half-cyborg
who can throw electricity?
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There's Powerline, Van voltage, Joltron...
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Shut it!
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I hear you're working for Tecton now.
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Wait, aren't you that kid
who threw a bedpan at my head?
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Oh, you remember me?
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Oh, you remember me.
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It's a bad plan, Skylar.
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We agree.
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I love this thing.
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Is it weird she's my best friend?
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Why do we have to do all of the hard work?
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Meanwhile, Oliver gets
to just put his feet up and hang.
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Let me down!
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The blood is rushing to my head.
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Fine. Just stop whining.
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I'm supposed to be torturing you.
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(screams)
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Thank you.
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Hey, uh, Tecton.
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Have you heard the news?
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Yeah, that annoying weird kid
is dating a supermodel.
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Yes, my rumor's sticking!
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00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,792
No, this news is even more disturbing.
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Megarhertz has abducted Oliver.
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Yeah, we better check for updates
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on the all-too-real news.
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Later in the broadcast,
superhero summer wear,
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cape or no cape?
250
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But first, details
on Tecton's sidekick Oliver,
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who was abducted today.
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I am Oliver.
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I like to smell dogs' butts.
254
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,583
Wonder why they're showing that?
255
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,625
It's true, but it's hardly newsworthy.
256
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,834
Please, you're really expecting
me to believe this?
257
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,041
I was hoping.
258
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:18,208
I know what you're doing.
You're trying to get Oliver fired
259
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,208
because you're jealous
he gets to sweep my house...
260
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,250
For land mines.
261
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:31,208
Your friend just texted you
that your plan is off.
262
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,000
Please, just let me go.
263
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,041
I'll let you go...
264
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,583
Once Tecton comes to save you,
265
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:40,083
and I destroy him by filling this room
with his mortal weakness,
266
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,000
gargulon gas.
267
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,291
-(ringing)
-Hello.
268
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,333
Tecton, it's Megarhertz.
269
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,291
I've abducted your sidekick.
270
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,792
Right. I'm sure you have.
271
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,667
And this sounds a lot
like Megarhertz, Kaz.
272
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,041
It is Megarhertz!
273
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,208
And I suggest you show up
274
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,000
at the old industrial power station
at 9:00 tonight,
275
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,709
if you want to see Oliver alive again.
276
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:09,250
Actually, Megarhertz,
277
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,250
I'm kinda busy, so electrocute him,
278
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,375
pull his arms off, do whatever you want.
279
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,750
Later.
280
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,166
(frustrated yell)
281
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,166
He thinks I'm someone named Kaz.
282
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,917
Who's named Kaz, seriously?
283
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:25,792
-Well, your name is Leslie...
-Zip it!
284
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,875
Eventually, Tecton
will realize you're missing,
285
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,583
and come looking for you.
286
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,959
Then he'll step right into my trap.
287
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:38,041
(beeping)
288
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:41,625
Uh, looks like your power level is low.
289
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,625
I have an idea.
290
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:46,250
How about you go
plug yourself in and recharge,
291
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:49,208
and I'll go get Tecton
and tell him you're looking for him.
292
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,000
Or, or, or...
293
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,041
I could stay here
in this cage of electricity.
294
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,959
Okay, I have a genius plan
295
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:07,792
for rescuing Oliver
and proving ourselves as superheroes.
296
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,000
Step one, rescue Oliver.
297
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,166
Step two, prove ourselves as superheroes.
298
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:15,625
I don't mean to be critical,
299
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,875
but your reasoning is somewhat circular.
300
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,458
Your face is somewhat circular.
301
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,125
-Actually, it's more of an oval--
-I said somewhat circular!
302
00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:27,250
Now, let's get dressed for justice.
303
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,250
Ugh, that was exhausting.
304
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,333
Yeah, it took a lot more
out of me than I expected.
305
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,583
Man, for a guy with a limited wardrobe,
306
00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,375
he sure has a lot of coat hangers.
307
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,125
(ringing)
308
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,291
Hey, Oliver, what's up?
309
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,875
I've been captured by Megarhertz.
He's holding me prisoner.
310
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:30,542
Give it up, Oliver.
Tecton didn't go for it.
311
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,792
I told you you should've let me
send him your head.
312
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,709
I'm serious.
313
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:39,375
Megarhertz trapped me
in an electrical cage. I'll show you.
314
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,667
You're not kidding.
315
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,875
You need to hurry.
316
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:47,500
Megarhertz is almost done
recharging his power source.
317
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,083
I'm having trouble hearing you.
318
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,375
The power grid must be
interfering with my phone.
319
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,500
Power grids. Of course.
320
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,750
The accident that turned
Megarhertz into a cyborg
321
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,291
at the abandoned power station.
322
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,291
He must've gone there to recharge.
323
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,166
(Skylar) Now Tecton has to rescue you.
324
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,792
See, this is why heroes
shouldn't have a sidekick.
325
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,500
True, if he wasn't gonna have
a sidekick, it shouldn't have been me.
326
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,583
Dude, let it go.
327
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,834
Oliver, we'll call Tecton.
328
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,625
Wait, wait, wait.
You need to tell Tecton it's a trap.
329
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,291
(beeping)
330
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,083
Hello? Can you hear me?
331
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,875
Great. Now my phone dies.
332
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,500
When my grandma's babbling on
about how she picked out
333
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,917
the perfect cantaloupe, full charge.
334
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,125
Thank goodness.
What took you guys so long?
335
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,333
Are you kidding me?
336
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,250
We just sprinted six miles.
337
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,792
I sprinted, you rode on my back.
338
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:49,083
Kaz, please,
tell me you did not call Tecton.
339
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,709
Don't worry, I left him a message
340
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,458
explaining that you were
actually captured,
341
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,250
and I told him to bring a tarp.
342
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,041
Not tarp. Trap.
343
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,667
I said to tell him it was a trap.
344
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,417
Told you tarp didn't make any sense.
345
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,583
Hey, tarps can be extremely useful.
346
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,959
Ask any wet baseball field.
347
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:10,083
We've gotta figure out
a way to deactivate this cage.
348
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,458
You know what would
come in handy right now?
349
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:13,709
A tarp.
350
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,625
Wait. In the Tecton trilogy,
351
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,834
Tecton escaped
from the parasite's force field
352
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,625
by rerouting its powers
through a metal object.
353
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:24,917
Like this rack.
354
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,250
Yeah.
355
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,333
Let's get out
before Megarhertz powers back up.
356
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,375
Too late! Don't move.
357
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,792
Where is Tecton?
358
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,625
Don't worry, he'll be here.
359
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:49,375
Well, to make sure, I'll just have
to send him another message,
360
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,959
this one written on your lifeless bodies.
361
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,500
Don't move!
362
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,542
Who are you?
363
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,458
I am Magnificent Man.
364
00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:01,417
And I am his equal, and perhaps even
slightly superior partner,
365
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,083
What's-his-face.
366
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,417
The name kinda grew on me.
367
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,959
Oh, no.
368
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,709
A floating toolbox.
369
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,542
I came as soon as I got your message,
370
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,750
but it doesn't look like
you need me or this tarp.
371
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,917
Ooh, that looks like it mega hurts.
372
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,917
Nice work.
373
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,208
You showed incredible bravery.
374
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,208
I am also dating a supermodel.
375
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,333
You know, if anyone
should be your sidekick,
376
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,834
he should.
377
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:55,000
Oh, yeah, he's way better than Oliver.
378
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,166
Look at him, he's so weak and pale.
379
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,500
And fragile.
380
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,083
No one on earth can regrow their head.
381
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,917
It's not just me, look it up.
382
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,041
How would you like to be my new sidekick?
383
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,375
And desert my loyal and faithful partner?
384
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,041
Absolutely! I'll do it!
385
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,625
Fine.
386
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:20,125
I don't need you. I'll make my own mark,
387
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:23,458
and no one will forget
the name of What's-his-face.
388
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:27,875
Great. You seem like a real go-getter.
389
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,041
So go get me a large
sugar-free nonfat cup of lava.
390
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,709
You mean java.
391
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,834
No, lava. Extra hot, no foam.
392
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,792
I wanna thank you, Oliver.
393
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,625
Even though it seems like
you were just doing busy work,
394
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,917
you actually freed me up
to prevent an asteroid
395
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,083
from destroying the sun, so, in a way,
396
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,208
by making my ceiling bed,
you helped save humanity.
397
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,166
Anyway, I now release you
from the oath of heroes.
398
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,500
Thank you, or in original Galtraxian,
399
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,333
kurbog fotz.
400
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,250
And Kaz, Skylar,
401
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,208
kurbog fotz for coming to save me.
402
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,792
(both) Zook carath.
403
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,667
Hey, Oliver, I never
should have gotten jealous
404
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,291
of you being Tecton's sidekick,
405
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,583
because he should've picked me
in the first place,
406
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,959
so you should've been jealous of me,
407
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,166
so I forgive you.
408
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,041
You know what?
409
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,291
Neither of us needs
to be a superhero's sidekick.
410
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,291
We're each other's sidekicks.
411
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,417
And besides, I think we're both better off
412
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,375
saving the people who save people
instead of saving the people.
413
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,291
You should definitely trademark that
414
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,792
-before someone beats you to it.
-Too late.
415
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,583
Griffin, stop pulling.
416
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,208
Bad dog!
417
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,333
Is that Tecton's invisible dog?
418
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,959
Yeah, and it took me three hours
419
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,875
just to find his invisible leash.
420
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:04,625
Who's the cutest invisible dog? You are.
421
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,542
I think.
422
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,500
We just got back from the park,
423
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,542
and let me tell you,
424
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,834
what comes out of him is not cute,
425
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,458
-and it's not invisible.
-(whimper)
426
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,917
(theme music plays)
427
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,625
(boing)
428
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,291
(boy) Yes!