Something weird's goin' on.
Have you noticed no one's been getting along lately?
What's that supposed to mean?
Are you saying I'm not easy to get along with?
Wasn't saying that before, but I am now.
Kaz, I'm glad you finally found somebody else to hit on instead of me.
Who, Connie? Why would I hit on Connie?
Why wouldn't you hit on Connie?
So I'm not good enough for you to hit on?
Yeah, Connie's cute.
Who are you calling cute?
I wasn't saying that you aren't cute, I was...
Who are you calling not cute?
So by negative inference, you are calling her cute.
Stop hitting on Connie!
Fight, fight, fight!
What are you talking about? I'm not fighting Kaz.
Why? He's not good enough for you to fight with?
No, I'm not fighting him because he's my friend.
Oh, and I'm not your friend?
Fight, fight, fight!
I'm not fighting Connie.
That's right. Nobody is fighting Connie.
Hey, I don't need you to stick up for me.
Fight, fight, fight!
Kids, stop picking on Connie.
What's wrong with you, fighting a girl?
We weren't fighting, Mr. Patterson.
Are you saying I don't know a fight when I see one?
Fight, fight, fight!
Oh, now you wanna fight a teacher.
I don't wanna fight anyone.
Gus just keeps saying "fight, fight, fight."
There's a fight? Where?
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ you never know by the looks on our face ♪
♪ at the school when we enter ♪
♪ leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ hit the comic store, read up before the journey ♪
♪ all these new issues and superpowers ♪
♪ if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ♪
♪ everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we all be safe today? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ will we fly away or stay? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ but you know we're mighty med, team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Saving people that save people after classes ♪
♪ we flip the page then jump to action ♪
♪ they call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ seeing superheroes that we only imagined ♪
♪ this type of life, you got to have fight ♪
♪ put up your fists and fight for what's right ♪
♪ never can tell, what we see is out of sight ♪
♪ do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ♪
♪ will we save the world today? ♪
♪ You never know, will we all be safe today? ♪
♪ You never know, will we fly away or stay? ♪
♪ You never know, but you know we mighty med ♪
♪ team up and let's go! ♪
This isn't fair. Why isn't Oliver getting in trouble?
Because he ran away,
and they don't pay me enough to chase people.
Now drop and give me 50 sit-ups.
Fine. I'll do one, she can do 49.
-Fifty each. -Each?!
Did you see that?
Mr. Patterson just passed through that solid door.
I think you're hallucinating
from the strain of the sit-up you've done.
It all makes sense now.
Mr. Patterson is the villain Doctor Wrat who feeds off of negative energy.
What?
Dr. Wrath can pass through matter.
All the fighting started at school when he showed up,
he must be instigating the negativity to power himself.
So you're saying the super-villain Dr. Wrath
drives a 15-year-old car with a bumper missing?
Does he even look like Dr. Wrath?
No one knows what he looks like, he hides his appearance with a shroud.
Also, he always skipped picture day in high school.
I'm telling you, Mr. Patterson is Dr. Wrath,
and I need to stop him.
Oh, just let it go.
Just because you work at a superhero hospital
doesn't make you a superhero.
Everyone thinks they can "battle evil."
Just like everyone always thinks they can sing.
Hey, I can sing.
I was getting over a sore throat the day that you heard me.
And today. So don't ask.
I have to go monitor detention. How many sit-ups have you done?
Let me see.
Zero plus zero, carry the zero.
Zero.
What are you doing?
Trying to get detention so I can spy on him.
I refuse to do any stupid sit-ups.
Fine. You know what your punishment will be?
This in ten years.
Ten years? You're only 24?
Frightening, isn't it?
Hey, hey, look at me.
I'm loitering.
There is no rule against loitering.
It's school, you're supposed to be here.
Is there a rule against lettering?
Nope.
Laddering?
No.
Littering?
Hey! There's a rule against littering.
You have detention, both of you. Now let's go.
Thanks a lot, Kaz. Why did it take you four tries to get littering?
There's a "no littering" sign.
Didn't see it.
I was too busy loitering, lettering and laddering.
Mm! Mm!
What are you so happy and annoying about?
I'm eating the best thing ever. A cheesesteak sandwich from Piero's.
I mean, if deliciousness was a crime,
this sandwich would be on death row,
and ask for this sandwich as its last meal.
Oh, you want a bite?
Are you crazy? I refuse to eat normo food.
My diet consists of only one thing-- nutrient squares.
They're the building blocks of a healthy diet.
They're also the building blocks of this hospital.
Wait. I've got an idea.
I have an assignment for my community service class,
to better someone's life.
Perfect. You could start by leaving.
No. I'll get you to taste normo food.
I'm about to change your life.
What makes you think I wanna change my life?
Common sense?
-Here, just try a bite of my cheesesteak. -What's it made of?
Um, cheese and steak.
And what are those made of?
Well, steak is the cooked flesh of a dead cow,
and cheese is coagulated curds of milk,
which is a white fluid secreted from a...
cow's udders. I don't think I want this anymore.
Gus, I told you
to write "I will not start fights" 100 times.
I did.
And for the record, I've only started fights 97 times.
I'll search through Dr. Wrath's stuff for evidence,
but we'll need to create a diversion.
Connie, stop picking on Philip.
If you have an issue, use your words.
Seriously? Now I have to walk all the way over there?
Fine.
I can't believe it.
I know. I've never even drawn before.
Alan, new plan.
Pizza.
If you try this, I'll try one of your...
Drywall squares.
Okay. Seems fair.
Mm.
You can just taste the lack of seasoning and the chalky texture and the hint of...
Fur.
Now it's your turn.
Oh, I'm not eating that.
We made a deal. You said it was fair.
I said it seems fair.
Alan, everybody likes pizza. Why are you being so stubborn?
Because I heard about a superhero that ate normo food once,
and turned into an elderly Chinese woman,
which was weird, because she used to be an elderly Brazilian woman.
-That's just an urban legend. -What's an urban legend?
It's a rumor people say happened, but isn't actually true,
like how there are tons of alligators living in the New York city sewers.
That was a bad example.
(bell ringing)
Okay, detention's over.
What are you doing?
I wanna take this home to show my mom.
Bye, Mr. Patterson.
Yeah, good-bye, Mr. Patterson.
Or should I say... Dr. Wrath?
Um...
No, you shouldn't.
What do you think, Mr. Patterson?
Or should I say...
Dr. Wrath?
What are you talking about?
I think you know very well what I am talking about, Mr. Patterson.
Or should I say...
Dr. Wrath?
You've already said that three times, and I'm certainly no doctor,
as my mother reminds me every day.
Oh, yeah?
Well, if you're not Dr. Wrath,
then how do you explain this shroud,
and this high tech, dangerous thingy?
Now you listen to me, punk.
You're getting involved in something very dangerous.
I did it. I captured...
Agent Blaylock of Superhero Secret Service Division.
I didn't know they had a Secret Service Division.
That's because it's a secret.
That explains why you can walk through walls.
Yes, and I know you're both from Mighty Med.
That's why I did everything in my power not to give you detention,
but you were just too annoying.
Well, to be fair,
that's what I do.
I tracked Dr. Wrath to this school,
I found his shroud this morning, and that's my neural incapacitator.
Well, if you're not Dr. Wrath, then who is?
I am.
I did not see that coming.
I did not see that coming, either.
I can't believe you're Dr. Wrath.
Although it does kinda make sense,
because you are the most negative person on the planet.
But why are you hiding in our school?
I could tell you,
but then i'd have to kill you.
So I'm totally gonna tell you.
My power comes from feeding on negative energy.
I know. I'm kind of an expert on Dr. Wrath trivia.
Oh, my gosh, stop flirting with her. She's a villain.
She's still cute.
High school is filled with drama and jealousy,
so it's easy to create negative energy.
But it's not enough.
So I'm building an ionic reactor in the chemistry lab.
What good will that do?
It'll create limitless negativity in people all over the world.
What good will that do?
Feeding off all that misery will make me so powerful
I'll be the ruler of a beautiful planet full of hate.
Okay, that makes sense.
Luckily, Kaz disabled Agent Blaylock before he could stop me.
He's been hot on my trail.
And even worse, he made me do, like, three sit-ups.
He made us do 50.
You barely did one.
I'm gonna go fire up the reactor. Then I'll deal with the two of you.
But first, since you won't be completely immobilized for much longer...
By the way,
that chain totally clashes with your outfit.
This is all your fault, Kaz.
If you hadn't tried to be a hero, Agent Blaylok would've stopped her.
The chain is getting tighter, what's happening?
The chain must be powered by negative energy, just like Dr. Wrath.
Us being mad at each other is making it stronger.
We need to create positive energy. Say something nice about me.
Well, if it's the only way to save the Earth, then good-bye, world.
Fine. I'll say something nice first.
I love that you treat everybody with respect.
You even say hello to the weird kids.
I'm not going to just ignore you.
Be nice. Can't barely breathe here.
Okay, um, you've been cool about letting me
hang with you and Oliver.
You haven't made me feel like a third wheel
and I appreciate that.
It's getting looser. Keep going.
You're a great friend to Oliver.
Loyal, protective, forgiving.
You guys are a great team.
Thanks. The way you dealt with
losing your powers and fitting in here is amazing.
It worked!
See, was it that hard to say nice things about each other?
-Yes. -I know, it was awful.
Alan, check out the cool people
having this delicious, cool pizza.
Why don't you have some and be cool like us?
There's none left.
Come on, crusher!
And you wonder why you're constantly in the hospital.
Yes, super-speedy pizza, I would like a large veggie, no onion.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, I said no onion.
What took you so long? You get lost?
Open up. The choo-choo train is going into the station.
Chug-a-chug-a, chug-a-chug-a, chug-a-chug-a, chug-a-chug-a.
I'm never gonna eat your normo food.
Never!
Okay, you win.
I guess there's no way to force someone to eat
when they...
Are you crazy? Get off of me!
I'm trying to help you on your outlook on life, okay?
Now eat it!
You hold off Stephanie, and I'll deactivate the ionic reactor.
You know how to do that?
Yeah, I saw it in a comic book. You just have to cut the wires.
Or cross the wires.
It has something to do with wires.
Hey, Stephanie, or should I say...
Dr. Wrath?
You should. That's my name.
Great. When you say it, it works.
It's gonna blow.
Now the whole world is filled with negative energy,
and I'll make all of you some popcorn.
Wait. Why don't I feel like destroying you?
You reversed the charge.
The reactor's producing positive ions.
You ruined my plan!
I could kiss you for this.
What did you do?
What I do best.
Randomly push and pull things with no discernible plan?
You're welcome.
Fool! In a world of positive energy, I have no power.
By the way, I love those boots.
No!!
Guess everything's back to normal.
Except for Stephanie. She's a pile of ashes.
You flirted with that.
I've flirted with worse.
Can't believe Stephanie's gone.
Who's gonna make me feel bad about myself?
Guess I could pick up some of the slack.
Hey, look what else I drew.
I'm gonna hang this on my refrigerator.
We have a huge refrigerator.
Sixty-nine, 70, 71.
Mesmera, thanks for agreeing to hypnotize Alan for me.
Oh, and sorry for poking you in the eye
when we shook on the deal.
Hey, Alan, look who's here.
Oh, hey, Mesmer... oh.
Alan, you will taste a slice of pizza.
Okay, mesmera, snap him out of it.
What happened?
What's this food doing in my mouth?
-Don't panic. -I won't.
I've woken up many times with food in my mouth.
But this... Is the most amazing thing I've ever tasted!
-See, I told you. -You're right,
and there's no side effects at all.
You've totally changed my life.
Looks that way.
Should I have another piece?
Um, I think you've had enough.
Wait. Where are you going?
Dr. Wrath, I know you're a shape shifter,
and I know that's you.
Um, dude, Dr. Wrath is right there.
Then why were you acting like that?
If you leave a bunch of test tubes lying around,
someone's gonna make witch fingers.
I've been chasing Dr. Wrath a long time.
Skylar Storm, you're a real hero.
Actually, you should be shaking Kaz's hand.
He's the real hero today.
I'll take these off.
And I'll deal with Dr. Wrath.
I've been waiting years for this.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be surprising, because you're a pile of ashes.
Listen,
I'm sorry I said all those really nice things about you earlier.
Me, too.
It was crazy back there.
A lot of that came out way too kind.
Totally. You don't deserve all those compliments.
Neither do you.
-Just acquaintances again? -Just acquaintances.
And I shouldn't have given you such a hard time
about acting like a hero.
I guess I'm just feeling bad that I'm not one anymore.
Hey, you're still a hero.
Not as much as I am, but who is?
Guys, look what I found in the janitor's closet.
-Stephanie? -Oh, yeah, her too.
What's, like, going on?
It's the real Stephanie.
Dr. Wrath hid her in the closet, and shape shifted into her form.
Are you okay? How long were you in there?
I, like, don't remember.
I don't really remember, like, anything.
Really?
So you don't remember that I'm your boyfriend?
Eww! Get away from me, weirdo.
That's right. I'm your boyfriend.
Oh, okay. I believe that.
So, would you like to see a really huge refrigerator?
So Dr. Wrath was the reason that no one at school was getting along.
So what happened to Dr. Wrath?
I'll give you a hint. That's not oregano.
Oliver, I can't believe you didn't tell me I was an elderly Chinese woman.
You were? I didn't notice.
Well, it doesn't matter, because after a few hours, I changed back.
But it was worth it. That pizza was amazing.
Is that a normo Turkey sandwich?
-Yeah. -Can I have the rest?
Alan, I don't think that's a good idea.
Why not? Pizza caused the problem, not all normo food.
See? I'm fine.
Pinheads.