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Oh! Are you kidding me?
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You are the worst. I hate you!
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Kaz, don't yell at Tecton.
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If you want a superhero to punch you
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you could just ask me.
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No, no, he's talking to the TV.
We're watching football.
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One of the players on Kaz's
fantasy football team just fumbled.
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What's a fantasy football team?
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Is that football
with elves and dragons?
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That would be awesome,
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but no, in fantasy football,
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participants draft a roster
of football players
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whose game performances
correspond into points
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in various statistical categories.
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Incredible how you could
explain all that,
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but you couldn't remember
to put on shoes today.
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He's wearing shoes.
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Yes, because he took mine.
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Yeah, by the way,
would it be too much to ask
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for you to buy shoes
in my size, please?
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Man, you can be so selfish sometimes.
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This fantasy football thing sounds fun.
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No, it's the worst.
I never win, and I hate losing.
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I wish there was a fantasy league
about something I was more an expert at.
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(sneezes)
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Nice save, Tecton.
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Hey, that gives me an idea.
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I should start
a fantasy superhero league.
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I'll give points for normos saved
and villains captured.
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And I'll totally win,
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because nobody knows
as much about comic books as me.
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Uh, I do.
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That's why my first act
as commissioner
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is to ban you from the league.
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That's not fair.
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Neither is taking other people's shoes,
but you don't see me not doing that.
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Hey, where are my boots?
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You got a problem, man.
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♪ Okay, go! ♪
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ You never know
By the looks on our face ♪
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♪ At the school when we enter ♪
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♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ Hit the comic store
Read up before the journey ♪
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♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
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♪ If we didn't have to work
We'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen
Superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ You know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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♪ Saving people that save people
After classes ♪
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♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
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♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
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♪ Seeing superheroes
That we only imagined ♪
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♪ This type of life
You got to have fight ♪
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♪ Put up your fists
Fight for what's right ♪
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♪ Never can tell
What we see is out of sight ♪
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♪ Do the same thing tomorrow
That we did tonight ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today? ♪
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♪ You never know
Will we all be safe today? ♪
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♪ You never know
Will we fly away or stay? ♪
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♪ You never know
But you know we Mighty Med ♪
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♪ Team up and let's go! ♪
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In this fantasy league,
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heroes earn points for things
like normos rescued,
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structures saved, villains thwarted,
and meteors deflected.
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All of this information
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is making my embarrassingly
tiny head hurt.
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I have a headache this big.
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Although I wish it was this big.
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I don't like this whole thing.
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Being a superhero is about
selflessly protecting the universe,
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and not about ranking or recognition.
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You're just saying that
because I rated you so low.
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No, I'm not.
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Heroes should be judged on...
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wait. How low are we talking about?
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Zero. You don't have any powers.
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I rated you lower than Sitting Duck.
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His only power
is to become a target.
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Not even a moving target.
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And I told you I didn't want to be
a part of your stupid league
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well, we needed one more team,
so like it or not, you're playing.
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And since you refuse to draft,
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I'm putting all the lamest superheroes
on your team.
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So far, you have
Pencil Man, Sitting Duck,
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and Blurry Girl.
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Oh, no, it's The Icicle.
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He flew too close to the sun.
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Ooh, I think we found
your next pick.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Go! Touchdown!
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Yes!
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Well, I'm glad somebody
read my memo
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about cheering when I enter a room.
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No, I was excited because
I just saw an amazing play.
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Oh, I love the theater.
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Except the actors, the sets,
and the audiences.
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I guess I mean I love intermissions.
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Uh, no, I'm watching football,
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and before you take that literally,
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I did not mean
a ball made out of feet.
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I wasn't thinking that.
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Now I can't think of anything but that.
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Just watch with me
and I'll explain it to you.
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Right now, I'm watching
the Cardinals destroy the Titans.
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How can a Titan,
an all-powerful deity,
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be destroyed by a Cardinal,
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a tiny seed-eating bird?
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Are you mad?
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You're so easily confused.
How can you run a hospital?
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Forget football.
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I'm too busy to waste my time
watching some silly, pointless...
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Ooh! That enormous man
is doing a celebratory dance
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on that colorful grass.
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Oh!
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And that striped fella
just threw out a yellow hanky.
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What is this enchanting entertainment?
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This is football.
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Then I love football!
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Wow!
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Look what I created.
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My league is a huge success.
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-I know, it's a miracle.
-(giggles)
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On my planet,
miracle means public toilet.
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Which stinks. I'm saying this stinks.
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Kaz.
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Thank you for drafting me
and rating me so high.
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You're all right in my book.
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A book is something
from back in my day.
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It's like an e-reader but made of paper.
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No, thank you, Captain Atomic.
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When you stopped Sonic Shriek
from destroying the Eiffel Tower,
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my team got points for villains thwarted,
and structures saved.
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Now, I'm in first place,
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just a tiny bit ahead of Philip.
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Don't listen to him.
Your head is huge.
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You're just sayin' that.
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Dude, I just heard you traded me.
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Sorry, Tecton.
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Look, you're great at thwarting villains.
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Thwarting is your thing.
You thwart well.
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But you don't earn enough points
in other categories.
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So, I traded you to the Philip's
head screwdrivers for the crusher.
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So, you value me the same
as Glen Crushman?
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Fine, "Crusher."
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You and the Crusher
are not the same value.
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He's valued way higher.
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To take you,
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Philip made me throw in Solar Flare,
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and your boots.
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I really do have a problem.
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(both) Ey! Ow!
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What's going on here?
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Oliver and I have been watching
an exciting game of normo football.
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Two teams battle it out
for four quarters.
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There's an incredible
number of commercials
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about pickup trucks and potato chips.
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Uncle Horace,
you were supposed to help me
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learn how to count past 79.
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That will have to wait.
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Oliver is quite the expert on football,
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and he's teaching me
everything he knows.
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I can teach you.
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I know way more than Oliver does.
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(derisive chuckle)
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You know more about football than I do?
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Of course.
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Anything a normo can do,
I can do better.
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Pssh!
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Pssh!!
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See? I can even
scoff better than you.
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Tell you what. Let's see who knows
the most knowledge stuff
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about football knowledge stuff
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by having a knowledge stuff game.
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You mean a trivia contest?
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That's what I said!
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But with, like,
seventy-ten more words than you.
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Fine. I'm in.
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Oh, I'm in, too.
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And when the trivia game's over,
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I want someone to dump
a giant tub of sports drink on my head.
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Okay, Alan, I'm so sure I'll win,
I'll take Horace on my team,
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and you can pick anyone you want
as your partner.
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But you are going down.
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Down where?
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To the graveyard
under the wreck room?
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Stay away from there.
It's very damp.
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Also, there's tons
of dead bodies down there.
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Let's make it interesting.
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If Horace and I win,
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you can't use
any of your powers for a month.
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And if my team wins, then you...
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you have to sing a song
in front of everyone
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about how inferior normos are.
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-Fine.
-A song?
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If you need a disco cover band
to back you up,
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here's our card.
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Horace and the Headless
Horace Men?
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All the other guys
in the band have no heads.
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Ninth place?
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Man, why did I trade
for the Crusher
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the week before his wedding?
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Guy's so distracted.
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This just in: A Ferris wheel in Iowa
has slipped off its axle,
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and is careening out of control.
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I'll handle this.
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See, this is what being
a superhero's all about...
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a sense of nobility and sacrifice.
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(scoffs) Forget that.
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If I do this, I'll get, like,
50 normo rescues.
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This is what you get
for trading me, Kaz.
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You're goin' down.
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And not to the graveyard.
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It's a sports metaphor.
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I can't let Tecton get these points.
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Hey, uh, Captain A.
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Tecton's been telling everyone
that he's the best superhero.
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And if he saves this Ferris wheel,
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it'll kinda prove it.
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Also, he said your yo-yo
is atomically lame.
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What?
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We'll see who the best superhero is.
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(all) I am!
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Great. Now everyone
is so worried about how they rate,
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they're all gonna try
to save that Ferris wheel.
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What if there's another disaster?
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Please. What are the odds
of another disaster
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about to happen
right at this moment?
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(reporter) This just in.
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Another disaster is about to happen
right at this moment.
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The villain Sonic Shriek
has threatened to destroy
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the Benjamin Franklin bridge
in downtown Philadelphia.
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Eh... Don't worry.
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There are other superheroes
in the world.
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I'm sure someone is on their way
to stop Sonic Shriek.
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(reporter) This just in.
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No one is on their way
to stop Sonic Shriek.
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I'm sure it has nothing to do with
the superhero fantasy league.
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(reporter) This just in.
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Our sources report
that it's all the result
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of some new superhero fantasy league.
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Check it out.
I was kind of on the news.
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I just heard the most horrible
news imaginable.
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A bridge is in danger.
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Where are all the superheroes?
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What are you talking about?
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There are, like,
ten invisible superheroes right here.
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Incognito, say hello to Horace.
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(British accent) Hello, Horace.
It's me, Incognito.
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I'm right here.
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00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,625
Just a little too far away
to shake your hand.
255
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,375
Incognito! Splendid!
256
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,959
Go downtown right away
and save that bridge.
257
00:11:57,041 --> 00:12:00,166
Ah, yes, sir.
I'm on my way.
258
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,625
Yeah, he's gone.
259
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:04,583
I'm so relieved.
260
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,583
Excuse me, pardon me.
Non-invisible doctor coming through.
261
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:12,792
Well, it looks like you and I
are going to save that bridge,
262
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:14,709
since there's no one here to do it.
263
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:18,083
(scoffs) What am I,
invisible chopped liver?
264
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,542
See? The bridge is fine.
265
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:31,166
Obviously, a superhero came
and stopped Sonic Shriek.
266
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,208
Never mind.
267
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,208
Skylar Storm.
268
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,709
Well, word is
that you've lost your powers.
269
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,500
Who's your sidekick?
You need him to hold your purse?
270
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,834
This is mine,
271
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:47,667
and it's not a purse,
it's a messenger bag.
272
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,000
I got a message for ya.
273
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,375
Looks like a purse.
274
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,375
Why are you attacking
the Benjamin Franklin bridge?
275
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,208
-Because...
-It's named after an inventor,
276
00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:58,333
just like the Eiffel Tower.
277
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:01,250
Before Sonic Shriek was a villain,
he was an inventor.
278
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,166
I was working...
279
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,458
He was working on creating
perpetual energy from sound,
280
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:08,041
but one of his inventions malfunctioned,
giving him his deadly Sonic Shriek.
281
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,458
-After that...
-He vowed to destroy
282
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,125
any monument named after an inventor,
283
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,750
no matter how many lives
he destroys in the process.
284
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,041
Hey, she asked me!
285
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,917
I can still beat you, Sonic Shriek,
even without powers.
286
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,333
There's a storm coming, Skylar...
287
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,959
(shriek)
288
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,458
Never mind.
289
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,166
You've wasted my time.
290
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,000
You know what happens
when someone wastes my time?
291
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,083
-I...
-Get angry and shriek?
292
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:37,166
Stop finishing my sentences.
It was a rhetorical question.
293
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,458
Tecton!
294
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,750
When I heard you two were in danger,
I came as soon as I could.
295
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:51,333
Finally, a hero not obsessed
with stats or rankings.
296
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,166
Actually, I need the normo rescues
297
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,875
because that stupid runaway
Ferris wheel was empty.
298
00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,125
Stop right there!
299
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,667
They're my normo rescues, Tecton.
300
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,875
Tactless, two-timing, turncoat.
301
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:23,041
Can everybody please stop fighting
so I can destroy this bridge in peace?
302
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:27,000
(shriek)
303
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:38,792
Now, in two minutes,
down goes the bridge,
304
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,792
with you two
and the superheroes under it.
305
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:42,959
Wait!
306
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,208
Is there a fantasy villain league,
307
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:48,250
because whoever has you on his team
will be getting a lot of points for this.
308
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,041
I'll just sit over here.
309
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,875
I'm ready for the trivia contest.
310
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:03,834
I've spent hours and hours
memorizing all the state capitals.
311
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,834
This is a football trivia contest.
312
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,458
In that case, I won't be much help.
313
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,208
So where's Alan? Know what?
He probably chickened out.
314
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,875
Can't say I blame him.
315
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,166
That's Adrian Peterson.
316
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:28,625
Yep, the six-time all-pro
running back for the Vikings.
317
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:29,625
What?
318
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:33,667
He looks nothing like a barbaric
norse war-mongering sea farer.
319
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,834
Where's his red beard,
and his funny hat with the horns?
320
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,750
It's called a spangenhelm.
321
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,166
-That's Adrian Peterson.
-Uh-huh.
322
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,417
You told me I could pick
any teammate I wanted,
323
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,917
and I picked him.
324
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,667
I thought you said
I was going to the hospital
325
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,125
to lift the spirits of children.
326
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,709
What? We're in a hospital.
327
00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,208
And I'm a child.
328
00:15:56,291 --> 00:16:00,792
And if I win the trivia contest,
you will have lifted my spirits.
329
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,542
But more importantly,
you will have crushed his.
330
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,250
I do like crushing people.
331
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,208
Hello! I'm Philip,
332
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,500
and welcome to Who Knows More
About Football Knowledge Stuff...
333
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,458
Him or him?
334
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:23,625
Let's learn a little bit
about today's contestants.
335
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:27,041
Good idea, because I don't even know
this weird kid's name.
336
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,041
Okay, first question
337
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,166
for Oliver and Horace.
338
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,542
-(buzzer buzzes)
-Sacramento.
339
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,834
Let me ask the question first.
340
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:43,041
What player holds the record
for most touchdown passes
341
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,750
in a single season?
342
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,458
Adrian Peterson.
343
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,375
I'm sorry, the correct answer
is Peyton Manning.
344
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,166
Like that's a real name.
345
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:58,875
Next question for Alan and that guy.
346
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:03,667
Who led the NFL in rushing yards
in the 2012 season?
347
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,166
-(buzzer)
-I did.
348
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,166
Oh, I'm sorry.
349
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,333
The correct answer is Adrian Peterson.
350
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:14,125
He is Adrian Peterson,
you blockhead.
351
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,542
This is a sphere.
352
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,458
Do you know nothing about shapes?
353
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,750
But the judges will allow your answer.
354
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,041
Next question.
355
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:28,417
The longest pass in super bowl history
was how many yards?
356
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,500
Adrian Peterson.
357
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:36,041
Oh, we were looking for a number,
and that is a person.
358
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,333
The answer is 85.
359
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,083
Eighty-five.
Like that's a real number.
360
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:46,041
Next question for Alan's team.
361
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,959
-What running back...
(buzzer)
362
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,375
Adrian Peterson.
363
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,875
That is correct.
364
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,333
I'm joining their team.
365
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,208
He's activated the device.
We've only got two minutes.
366
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,959
I'm Kaz. I have a great idea.
367
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,583
A fantasy superhero league.
368
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,208
I'll finally win at something,
369
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,166
and then get crushed
by a collapsing bridge.
370
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,542
That sounds nothing like me!
371
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,667
Sounds a little like Incognito,
but nothing like me.
372
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,333
Sometimes you make me so angry,
I could scream.
373
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,417
Wait. That just gave me an idea.
374
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:29,250
Look at me. I'm Sonic Shriek.
375
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,625
My only power is screaming
like a four-year-old.
376
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,375
That doesn't sound anything like me.
377
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,750
It does sound a little like Incognito,
but nothing like me!
378
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:39,125
I'll show you real power.
379
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,667
(shriek)
380
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:46,208
(grunts)
381
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:54,333
I can't turn this thing off.
There's less than a minute left.
382
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,750
(shriek)
383
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,834
Thirty seconds.
384
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,166
Here, Captain Atomic,
fly this out of range.
385
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,583
To the outer range.
386
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,208
(explosion)
387
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,709
Oh, put a sock in it.
388
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,333
Hey, those are my socks.
389
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,667
Yeah. How do you like it?
390
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,208
Doesn't feel very good, does it?
391
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:36,625
Listen, Skylar,
I never should've rated you zero.
392
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,875
You're amazing even
without your powers.
393
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,625
Thanks. And I hope
that you learned your lesson
394
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,709
about your stupid superhero league.
395
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,709
I did. Never should've started it,
396
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,417
'cause you're winning now.
397
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,917
Huh?
398
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
(sighs) I drafted you onto your own team.
399
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,625
And today, you defeated a villain,
400
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,250
saved a structure,
and rescued a normo
401
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,875
and two superheroes.
402
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,792
You're in first place.
403
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,166
Take that, loser.
404
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,500
I'm number one. I'm number one!
405
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,291
Okay, I erased
Adrian Peterson's memory
406
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,125
of Mighty Med
and sent him on his way,
407
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,125
but I got his autograph first.
408
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:25,792
You may have erased
more than just his memory of Mighty Med.
409
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,625
He signed this, "who am I?"
410
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,125
I still can't believe I lost.
411
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,625
You didn't lose.
412
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,750
You got creamed!
413
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,333
Seventy-12 to nothing.
414
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,959
I told you I knew more than him.
415
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,375
Don't worry, Oliver.
416
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,625
I know how to make you
feel like a winner.
417
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,500
I'll dump sports drink on your head.
418
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,417
This is the worst day ever.
419
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,792
Well, it's about to get even worse.
420
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,500
You have to sing this song I wrote.
421
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:03,458
Fine.
422
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,709
♪ Alan, Alan, you're the best ♪
423
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,250
♪ He's the best, better than the rest ♪
424
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,583
♪ You really rock the sweater vest ♪
425
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,458
♪ He rocks that vest on his chest ♪
426
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,834
♪ Alan's uncle who's named Horace ♪
427
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,291
♪ Who is Horace? Me, of course ♪
428
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,125
♪ I'm a normo, I'm pathetic ♪
429
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,667
♪ And my costume is magnetic ♪
430
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,000
Wait, what?
431
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:30,834
I love football!
432
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:38,083
(theme music playing)