Dude, cheer up. We're at a concert, not a funeral.
We get to go "yeah!" Not "I'm so sorry for your loss."
I'm just bummed because Skylar had to cancel last minute and now I'm with you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, you have no shot with either of us.
(cheering and applause)
Hello, Philadelphia! I am Jade.
Are you ready to rock?
I can't hear you!
No, I really can't hear you. There's a lot of static in my earpiece.
Okay, let's try this again. Are you ready to rock?
(all cheering)
(rock music playing)
♪ When I say I want to fly high ♪
♪ You tell me "Don't you even try" ♪
♪ I know it's safer on the ground ♪
♪ But I need to soar sky bound Sky bound ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ You want to keep me down ♪
♪ You won't let me fly free ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ I'll turn this thing around I've found the power is within me ♪
(all cheering)
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah, that electrical shock just gave Jade superpowers.
Yeah!
I am so sorry for your loss.
♪ Okay, yo ♪
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know By the looks on our face ♪
♪ At the school when we enter ♪
♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store Read up before the journey ♪
♪ All these new issues and super powers ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work We'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody says that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ But have you ever seen Superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? You never know ♪
♪ But you know we Mighty Med Team up and let's go ♪
♪ Save the people That save people after classes ♪
♪ We flip the page and jump to action ♪
♪ They call us normo nomally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes That we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life You got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fist And fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never could tell What we could see out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow That we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? You never know ♪
♪ But you know we Mighty Med, team up And let's go ♪
I can't believe we witnessed someone getting superpowers.
If we play this right, we can create a new superhero,
her name, her look, everything.
This is better than the time I accidentally walked
into the girls locker room.
Granted, it was empty, but it was so awesome.
Look, getting these powers will change Jade's life forever,
so when we tell her, we have to be cool.
Yo, Jade, sweet show, really dug it.
You have superpowers.
Give me a minute.
-What did you say? -We know you weren't flying with wires,
and the energy blast wasn't a special effect.
True dat. You got mad powers, sistah.
-What's wrong with him? -We don't know.
I think we know what's wrong with you.
The electric shock from your guitar
must have interacted with some chemical agent in your body.
Okay, that's impossible.
I don't put chemicals anywhere near my body.
In fact, see this hand lotion? It's made from Himalayan yak's milk.
It costs eighty thousand dollars an ounce, but I had a coupon for five dollars off.
It's like they're just giving it away.
Wait. Parts of the Himalayas have high levels of solar radiation.
The electric shock must have combined with the irradiated lotion
to give you superpowers.
Well, great, so now I'm some kind of mutant?
Now what? I just smash some instruments?
That's what I do to unwind.
Trust us. We can help you. Just come with us tomorrow after school.
But first...
You're right. That does help you unwind.
That's all for today, but I have a surprise.
The day after tomorrow, we'll be performing a group frog dissection.
Hopefully this year we'll learn a bit more about how frogs digest food
and less about how humans puke it up.
(bell rings)
No. This can't be happening!
Why would the school allow us to hurt such an innocent creature?
I thought you didn't care about or like anything.
Oh, that's not true. I just don't like people.
But animals are awesome. Mostly because they can't talk.
That's why I can't stand dolphins. They think they know everything.
Tell me about it.
Once, on vacation, I went swimming with a dolphin.
That thing would not shut up.
I have to save this frog from being dissected.
And there's only one way to do it. We have to frog-nap it.
We? What do you need me for?
In case things go wrong I need someone to blame.
You can't tell anyone about this.
(imitates dolphin)
That's dolphin for: My blowhole is sealed.
What... what is this place?
I haven't seen so many crazy costumes since the Grammys.
Didn't Lady Gaga wear something like this last year?
No her giant robot suit was pink and her helmet was made of pastrami.
Jade, this is Mighty Med, a hospital for superheroes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're telling me that superheroes actually exist?
Well, not only do they exist,
but with our help, you can become a great superhero,
like everyone you see here.
Except him. He just looks like a lizard.
There are a lot of famous rock stars,
but you can be the one true rock superhero.
Correction. Rock star superhero.
Well, I do like being an original.
Did you know I was the first person to ever clap like this?
That can't possibly be true... That is amazing.
If you like that, you should see how I snap my fingers.
Oh, it's not ready yet. My creative team is still working on it.
Okay. I'm in. Make me a superhero.
(both) Yes!
(clapping)
You know the door was unlocked, right?
So was the ceiling.
Okay, there's the frog. Let's grab it and get out of here before anyone sees us.
Wait. In the movies, the criminals always conceal their identity
before pulling off the crime.
How are these supposed to conceal our identities? They look just like us.
Oh, you're supposed to wear mine, and I'm supposed to wear yours.
Just forget it. We need to hurry.
Come on, let's move, let's move.
Fine, I'm right behind you.
(grunts)
All right. First, we need to come up with a superhero name
that captures your essence.
So, I guess "low maintenance" is out.
I want my name to be something that when you hear it you say,
"That's cool, but I don't know why."
How about "Remix"?
That's cool, but I don't know why.
Remix it is! I'm a genius.
Yeah, how did you think of that?
Oh, now, costumes.
Here are some designs we made.
Prepare to be wowed.
Wow.
Those stink.
You literally just shot down our ideas.
(gasps)
Oh, my gosh. Jade! I'm such a huge fan.
What are you doing here? Did you get my letter?
This is perfect. Jade has superpowers now,
and she needs someone to coach her on how to use them.
What? Jade has superpowers?
Yeah, I got zapped by a guitar. Radioactive yak's milk, it's a long story.
Anyway, I'm a superhero now.
Yeah, and even though you don't have any powers,
you could still show her some moves.
Sorry, but being a superhero is about bravery and self-sacrifice.
Just because you have superpowers, it doesn't make you a superhero.
Yeah, just like how being totally talented at playing guitar
doesn't make you a great guitarist. Oh, wait, it does.
You know what Skylar? We don't need you.
We know everything there is to know about comic books,
so we can turn Jade into a superhero by ourselves.
You seriously think you can turn her into an amazing superhero
in the time it takes just to flip a comic book page?
I don't think so.
(rock music playing)
Thanks, spotlight.
Okay, so, she looks like an amazing superhero,
but to be a true hero, you have to know strategy,
have instincts, for example, what if I were to attack her... Like this!
(grunts)
Check it out! I just defeated a real superhero.
That was easy.
Well, technically, she's a former superhero.
But, yeah, it was still easy.
(clapping)
Man, that was awesome how you crushed Skylar.
I didn't even break a sweat.
Luckily. Because this facial cost me $4,000.
So, remix, are you ready to defend the world from villainy and assorted mayhem?
Sure, but first, I need one thing, my sunglasses.
And a sparkling water.
And some carrot sticks. And a scrunchie for my hair.
And a case for my scrunchie. And a bag for my scrunchie case.
Did I say sparkling water?
-Yes. -Then why don't I have it?
Hey, Skylar, I know I look incredible, and sound incredible,
and am incredible, but the truth is,
I also have a lot of self-doubt.
It was crazy of me to think that I could be half the hero I heard you were.
(scoffs)
I didn't want to say anything.
But then I crushed you like a bug, and it really boosted my confidence.
So, thank you for that. You're a doll.
I am a doll. See?
There's a storm coming. Skylar storm!
Huh.
-(phone dings) -Oh.
I forgot, I have to be at the club for sound check.
Hey, why don't you, Oliver, and Kaz all come, stay for the show,
and afterwards I can fight evil and piracy of my music.
Titanio, since it's going to take a while for your suit to be repaired,
you think you can help me out?
-Sure, no problem. -Thanks. You're a doll.
I am a doll. See?
Although I prefer the term action figure.
Okay, I know Ms. Gleason said she won't rest
until she figures out who took the frog,
but this is the perfect hideout, someplace no one would ever go.
The domain on a business day.
Now, all we have to do is lay low until tomorrow after class.
I'm nervous. Something doesn't feel right,
starting with this sweater.
No, that's not it...
Just relax, Gus.
I can't! What if we get caught?
I can't go back to jail!
The last time was torture!
I didn't get to pass go and collect $200.
Pull it together! There is absolutely no evidence
connecting us to the frog-napping.
Right, well, except for the ransom note I left in the classroom.
Ransom note? You left a ransom note? What is wrong with you?
It'll be okay. There's no way to trace the note back to us.
I wrote the whole thing with cut-out letters from magazines.
Even the bottom, where I put my phone number and address.
Why on earth would you include your phone number and address?
How else would they contact us to pay the ransom?
This is your first frog-napping, isn't it? It really shows.
(groans)
I can't believe we got to create our own superhero
slash fiscally irresponsible rock star.
Look at this spread!
The only time I get food this good is
when my family goes out to dinner to the fancy grocery stores
and eats all the free samples.
Okay, let's take a break. A short break.
Nobody run off to Vegas and get married. I'm looking at you, icepick.
Hey, Skylar. Why are you so happy?
Not because I have something planned that will teach somebody a lesson
she needs to learn, that's for sure.
Show yourself, Titanio!
My tracking systems caught you circling this spot.
Come out and die like a man!
That's the Villain Soul Slayer.
Jade's not ready to fight somebody that powerful.
Relax, that's not soul slayer.
I asked Titanio to pretend to be his Nemesis, Soul Slayer,
to scare her and prove she isn't a real hero.
Skylar, I hate to say it, but,
what you did makes you look incredibly pretty.
I mean petty. In-cute-ably petty. Incredibly. Incredibly petty.
I am your worst nightmare. What fool are you not to fear me?
I am Remix.
And you don't know fear until you've spilled wheatgrass juice
on Elton John's white carpet.
Remix. I accept your challenge.
Just as you will accept your defeat.
You've got to stop this. What if she gets hurt?
Nothing is going to happen. Titanio knows what he's doing.
Sorry I'm late. I was circling the block for an hour
looking for a parking meter with time left on it.
Wait, if you're down here, then who's the guy on the stage?
(grunts)
-(all) Oh, no! -Oh, no! They ran out of jumbo shrimp!
(panting)
Okay, let's just get this stupid ransom note and get out of here.
Why are you on the phone?
It's that dolphin I swam with on vacation.
I don't know. Just tell her you like her and see what happens.
I don't see the ransom note anywhere.
Oh, here it is, in my sweater. That's what's been bothering me all day.
Jordan? Gus? What are you doing here at this hour?
Remember what we agreed, no matter what, neither of us says anything.
Do not rat me out.
Is that the frog cage? So it was you two who took the frog?
He did it! It was all Gus!
He masterminded the entire thing! He even wrote this ransom note.
Well, it is written in the same handwriting
as Gus's last test paper.
Well, now that we know who was responsible,
we can congratulate you.
(both) What?
Well, Iassumed whoever took the frog was trying to rescue it.
So I reported the story to the local animal rights organization,
and they convinced the school board to do away with dissections.
And they want to give you a $1,000 reward.
That's like, passing "go" five times.
Ms. Gleason, I have to confess, I was the one behind the whole thing.
Tell her, Gus, tell her!
Ms. Gleason, the truth is, it was all my idea.
Jordan had nothing to do with it.
In fact, I don't even know who Jordan is.
Right, Jordan?
-What? -I will take our secret to my grave.
And your grave.
I bought us his and her graves. You're welcome.
(screams)
Titanio, you've got to stop Soul Slayer before he kills her!
But I'm not wearing my exo-suit,
and without it I'm just a plain-old billionaire.
But justice must prevail.
Hey, Soul Slayer.
(growls)
(grunting)
(panting)
Jade, look out!
Wait, Soul Slayer can't teleport when he's near a strong magnetic field.
The speakers!
They'll increase their magnetic field the louder the sound is.
Grab some instruments.
Skylar, attack him now!
That's what you get for scuffing my new boots, you dirtbag.
How long was I out?
About two minutes.
Good, there's still time left on the meter.
Did you see the way the two of them fought together?
Ugh! What an amazing battle.
It was okay. It would have been cooler with more shrimp.
Skylar, Jade, you guys okay?
A little shaken up, but we're okay.
No, I meant are you okay as friends.
I like my friends to be friends. It makes my birthday parties less awkward.
Well, it certainly didn't make this moment less awkward.
Jade, you were really brave out there. I'm sorry for doubting you.
You definitely have what it takes to be a superhero.
Thank you, but I still have a lot to learn.
Like, how does your hair look so good right after a battle?
I mean, look at mine, and I just got a $9,000 blow-dry.
$9,000? My mom does mine for free.
And now it's awkward again.
Listen, normally I only work solo, but would you maybe coach me?
I'd love to, if you can do me one favor.
♪ You won't keep me down ♪
♪ You won't let me fly free ♪
♪ I'll turn this whole thing around ♪
♪ I've got the power in me ♪
The scary thing? That's auto-tuned.
Dude, your sign? I can't see.
Oh, sorry. Can you see it now?
(rock music playing)
(theme music playing)