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Dude, cheer up.
We're at a concert, not a funeral.
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We get to go "yeah!"
Not "I'm so sorry for your loss."
3
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I'm just bummed because Skylar had to
cancel last minute and now I'm with you.
4
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
you have no shot with either of us.
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(cheering and applause)
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Hello, Philadelphia! I am Jade.
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Are you ready to rock?
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I can't hear you!
9
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No, I really can't hear you.
There's a lot of static in my earpiece.
10
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Okay, let's try this again.
Are you ready to rock?
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(all cheering)
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(rock music playing)
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♪ When I say I want to fly high ♪
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♪ You tell me "Don't you even try" ♪
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♪ I know it's safer on the ground ♪
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♪ But I need to soar sky bound Sky bound ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ You want to keep me down ♪
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♪ You won't let me fly free ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ I'll turn this thing around
I've found the power is within me ♪
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(all cheering)
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Yeah, that electrical shock
just gave Jade superpowers.
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Yeah!
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I am so sorry for your loss.
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♪ Okay, yo ♪
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ You never know
By the looks on our face ♪
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♪ At the school when we enter ♪
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♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ Hit the comic store
Read up before the journey ♪
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♪ All these new issues and super powers ♪
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♪ If we didn't have to work
We'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ Everybody says that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ But have you ever seen
Superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we Mighty Med
Team up and let's go ♪
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♪ Save the people
That save people after classes ♪
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♪ We flip the page and jump to action ♪
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♪ They call us normo nomally fantastic ♪
44
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♪ Seeing superheroes
That we only imagined ♪
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♪ This type of life
You got to have fight ♪
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♪ Put up your fist
And fight for what's right ♪
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♪ Never could tell
What we could see out of sight ♪
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♪ Do the same thing tomorrow
That we did tonight ♪
49
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
50
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
51
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we Mighty Med, team up
And let's go ♪
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I can't believe we witnessed someone
getting superpowers.
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If we play this right,
we can create a new superhero,
55
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her name, her look, everything.
56
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This is better than the time
I accidentally walked
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into the girls locker room.
58
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Granted, it was empty,
but it was so awesome.
59
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Look, getting these powers
will change Jade's life forever,
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so when we tell her, we have to be cool.
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Yo, Jade, sweet show, really dug it.
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You have superpowers.
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Give me a minute.
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-What did you say?
-We know you weren't flying with wires,
65
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and the energy blast
wasn't a special effect.
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True dat. You got mad powers, sistah.
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-What's wrong with him?
-We don't know.
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I think we know what's wrong with you.
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The electric shock from your guitar
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must have interacted
with some chemical agent in your body.
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Okay, that's impossible.
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I don't put chemicals
anywhere near my body.
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In fact, see this hand lotion?
It's made from Himalayan yak's milk.
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It costs eighty thousand dollars an ounce,
but I had a coupon for five dollars off.
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It's like they're just giving it away.
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Wait. Parts of the Himalayas
have high levels of solar radiation.
77
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The electric shock must have combined
with the irradiated lotion
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to give you superpowers.
79
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Well, great,
so now I'm some kind of mutant?
80
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Now what? I just smash some instruments?
81
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That's what I do to unwind.
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Trust us. We can help you.
Just come with us tomorrow after school.
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But first...
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You're right. That does help you unwind.
85
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That's all for today,
but I have a surprise.
86
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The day after tomorrow, we'll be
performing a group frog dissection.
87
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Hopefully this year we'll learn
a bit more about how frogs digest food
88
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and less about how humans puke it up.
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(bell rings)
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No. This can't be happening!
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Why would the school allow us
to hurt such an innocent creature?
92
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I thought you didn't care about
or like anything.
93
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Oh, that's not true.
I just don't like people.
94
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But animals are awesome.
Mostly because they can't talk.
95
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That's why I can't stand dolphins.
They think they know everything.
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Tell me about it.
97
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Once, on vacation,
I went swimming with a dolphin.
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That thing would not shut up.
99
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I have to save this frog
from being dissected.
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And there's only one way to do it.
We have to frog-nap it.
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We? What do you need me for?
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In case things go wrong
I need someone to blame.
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You can't tell anyone about this.
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(imitates dolphin)
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That's dolphin for: My blowhole is sealed.
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What... what is this place?
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I haven't seen so many crazy costumes
since the Grammys.
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Didn't Lady Gaga wear something like this
last year?
109
00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,834
No her giant robot suit was pink
and her helmet was made of pastrami.
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Jade, this is Mighty Med,
a hospital for superheroes.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're telling me
that superheroes actually exist?
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Well, not only do they exist,
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but with our help,
you can become a great superhero,
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like everyone you see here.
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Except him. He just looks like a lizard.
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There are a lot of famous rock stars,
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but you can be the one true
rock superhero.
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Correction. Rock star superhero.
120
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Well, I do like being an original.
121
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Did you know I was the first person
to ever clap like this?
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That can't possibly be true...
That is amazing.
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If you like that,
you should see how I snap my fingers.
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Oh, it's not ready yet.
My creative team is still working on it.
125
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Okay. I'm in. Make me a superhero.
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(both) Yes!
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(clapping)
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You know the door was unlocked, right?
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So was the ceiling.
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Okay, there's the frog. Let's grab it
and get out of here before anyone sees us.
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Wait. In the movies, the criminals
always conceal their identity
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before pulling off the crime.
133
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How are these supposed to conceal
our identities? They look just like us.
134
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Oh, you're supposed to wear mine,
and I'm supposed to wear yours.
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Just forget it. We need to hurry.
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Come on, let's move, let's move.
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Fine, I'm right behind you.
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(grunts)
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00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:09,166
All right. First, we need to come up
with a superhero name
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that captures your essence.
141
00:08:12,834 --> 00:08:15,125
So, I guess "low maintenance" is out.
142
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I want my name to be something
that when you hear it you say,
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"That's cool, but I don't know why."
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How about "Remix"?
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That's cool, but I don't know why.
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Remix it is! I'm a genius.
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Yeah, how did you think of that?
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Oh, now, costumes.
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Here are some designs we made.
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Prepare to be wowed.
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Wow.
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Those stink.
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You literally just shot down our ideas.
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(gasps)
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Oh, my gosh. Jade! I'm such a huge fan.
156
00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,834
What are you doing here?
Did you get my letter?
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00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,250
This is perfect. Jade has superpowers now,
158
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,542
and she needs someone to coach her
on how to use them.
159
00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,000
What? Jade has superpowers?
160
00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:16,417
Yeah, I got zapped by a guitar.
Radioactive yak's milk, it's a long story.
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00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,542
Anyway, I'm a superhero now.
162
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,333
Yeah,
and even though you don't have any powers,
163
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you could still show her some moves.
164
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Sorry, but being a superhero
is about bravery and self-sacrifice.
165
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Just because you have superpowers,
it doesn't make you a superhero.
166
00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:37,625
Yeah, just like how being totally talented
at playing guitar
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doesn't make you a great guitarist.
Oh, wait, it does.
168
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,417
You know what Skylar? We don't need you.
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We know everything there is to know
about comic books,
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so we can turn Jade
into a superhero by ourselves.
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You seriously think you can turn her
into an amazing superhero
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in the time it takes
just to flip a comic book page?
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I don't think so.
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(rock music playing)
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00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:07,583
Thanks, spotlight.
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00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:14,250
Okay, so,
she looks like an amazing superhero,
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00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:17,250
but to be a true hero,
you have to know strategy,
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00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:23,291
have instincts, for example,
what if I were to attack her... Like this!
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00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,500
(grunts)
180
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,417
Check it out!
I just defeated a real superhero.
181
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,333
That was easy.
182
00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:32,667
Well, technically,
she's a former superhero.
183
00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,041
But, yeah, it was still easy.
184
00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:38,583
(clapping)
185
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,458
Man, that was awesome
how you crushed Skylar.
186
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,792
I didn't even break a sweat.
187
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:50,667
Luckily.
Because this facial cost me $4,000.
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So, remix, are you ready to defend the
world from villainy and assorted mayhem?
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Sure, but first, I need one thing,
my sunglasses.
190
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:02,291
And a sparkling water.
191
00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,750
And some carrot sticks.
And a scrunchie for my hair.
192
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,583
And a case for my scrunchie.
And a bag for my scrunchie case.
193
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:10,792
Did I say sparkling water?
194
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,959
-Yes.
-Then why don't I have it?
195
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:21,583
Hey, Skylar, I know I look incredible,
and sound incredible,
196
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:25,000
and am incredible, but the truth is,
197
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,125
I also have a lot of self-doubt.
198
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,291
It was crazy of me to think that I could
be half the hero I heard you were.
199
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:31,709
(scoffs)
200
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,500
I didn't want to say anything.
201
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:36,959
But then I crushed you like a bug,
and it really boosted my confidence.
202
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,166
So, thank you for that. You're a doll.
203
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,750
I am a doll. See?
204
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,875
There's a storm coming. Skylar storm!
205
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:45,792
Huh.
206
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:47,792
-(phone dings)
-Oh.
207
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,250
I forgot,
I have to be at the club for sound check.
208
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:55,041
Hey, why don't you, Oliver, and Kaz
all come, stay for the show,
209
00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:58,417
and afterwards I can fight evil
and piracy of my music.
210
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:08,917
Titanio, since it's going to take a while
for your suit to be repaired,
211
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,291
you think you can help me out?
212
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,834
-Sure, no problem.
-Thanks. You're a doll.
213
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:15,291
I am a doll. See?
214
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,542
Although I prefer the term action figure.
215
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,959
Okay, I know Ms. Gleason said
she won't rest
216
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,750
until she figures out who took the frog,
217
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:32,834
but this is the perfect hideout,
someplace no one would ever go.
218
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,458
The domain on a business day.
219
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:40,166
Now, all we have to do is lay low
until tomorrow after class.
220
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:44,083
I'm nervous. Something doesn't feel right,
221
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,041
starting with this sweater.
222
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,375
No, that's not it...
223
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,500
Just relax, Gus.
224
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,458
I can't! What if we get caught?
225
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,834
I can't go back to jail!
226
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,291
The last time was torture!
227
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,458
I didn't get to pass go and collect $200.
228
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,834
Pull it together!
There is absolutely no evidence
229
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,500
connecting us to the frog-napping.
230
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,458
Right, well, except for the ransom note
I left in the classroom.
231
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,583
Ransom note? You left a ransom note?
What is wrong with you?
232
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:23,083
It'll be okay. There's no way to trace
the note back to us.
233
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,750
I wrote the whole thing
with cut-out letters from magazines.
234
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,458
Even the bottom,
where I put my phone number and address.
235
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,333
Why on earth would you include
your phone number and address?
236
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:38,083
How else would they contact us
to pay the ransom?
237
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:41,834
This is your first frog-napping, isn't it?
It really shows.
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00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:42,750
(groans)
239
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:49,083
I can't believe we got to create
our own superhero
240
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,500
slash fiscally irresponsible rock star.
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Look at this spread!
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The only time I get food this good is
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when my family goes out to dinner
to the fancy grocery stores
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and eats all the free samples.
245
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Okay, let's take a break. A short break.
246
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Nobody run off to Vegas and get married.
I'm looking at you, icepick.
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Hey, Skylar. Why are you so happy?
248
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Not because I have something planned
that will teach somebody a lesson
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she needs to learn, that's for sure.
250
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Show yourself, Titanio!
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My tracking systems
caught you circling this spot.
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Come out and die like a man!
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That's the Villain Soul Slayer.
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Jade's not ready to fight
somebody that powerful.
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Relax, that's not soul slayer.
256
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I asked Titanio to pretend
to be his Nemesis, Soul Slayer,
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to scare her
and prove she isn't a real hero.
258
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Skylar, I hate to say it, but,
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what you did makes you look
incredibly pretty.
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I mean petty. In-cute-ably petty.
Incredibly. Incredibly petty.
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I am your worst nightmare.
What fool are you not to fear me?
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I am Remix.
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And you don't know fear
until you've spilled wheatgrass juice
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on Elton John's white carpet.
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Remix. I accept your challenge.
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Just as you will accept your defeat.
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You've got to stop this.
What if she gets hurt?
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Nothing is going to happen.
Titanio knows what he's doing.
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Sorry I'm late.
I was circling the block for an hour
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looking for a parking meter
with time left on it.
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Wait, if you're down here,
then who's the guy on the stage?
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(grunts)
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-(all) Oh, no!
-Oh, no! They ran out of jumbo shrimp!
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(panting)
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Okay, let's just get this stupid
ransom note and get out of here.
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Why are you on the phone?
277
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,250
It's that dolphin I swam with on vacation.
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I don't know. Just tell her you like her
and see what happens.
279
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,125
I don't see the ransom note anywhere.
280
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:29,875
Oh, here it is, in my sweater.
That's what's been bothering me all day.
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Jordan? Gus?
What are you doing here at this hour?
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Remember what we agreed, no matter what,
neither of us says anything.
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Do not rat me out.
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00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,625
Is that the frog cage?
So it was you two who took the frog?
285
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,583
He did it! It was all Gus!
286
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:52,917
He masterminded the entire thing!
He even wrote this ransom note.
287
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,750
Well,
it is written in the same handwriting
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as Gus's last test paper.
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00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,125
Well,
now that we know who was responsible,
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we can congratulate you.
291
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(both) What?
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00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,417
Well, Iassumed whoever took the frog
was trying to rescue it.
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So I reported the story
to the local animal rights organization,
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and they convinced the school board
to do away with dissections.
295
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:19,291
And they want to give you a $1,000 reward.
296
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:24,041
That's like, passing "go" five times.
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00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:31,667
Ms. Gleason, I have to confess,
I was the one behind the whole thing.
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Tell her, Gus, tell her!
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00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,208
Ms. Gleason, the truth is,
it was all my idea.
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Jordan had nothing to do with it.
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In fact, I don't even know who Jordan is.
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Right, Jordan?
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-What?
-I will take our secret to my grave.
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And your grave.
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I bought us his and her graves.
You're welcome.
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(screams)
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00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,667
Titanio, you've got to stop Soul Slayer
before he kills her!
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00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,333
But I'm not wearing my exo-suit,
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00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,750
and without it
I'm just a plain-old billionaire.
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00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,041
But justice must prevail.
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Hey, Soul Slayer.
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(growls)
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(grunting)
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(panting)
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00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,625
Jade, look out!
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00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:56,709
Wait, Soul Slayer can't teleport
when he's near a strong magnetic field.
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00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:57,792
The speakers!
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00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,417
They'll increase their magnetic field
the louder the sound is.
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00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,458
Grab some instruments.
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00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,000
Skylar, attack him now!
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00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,917
That's what you get
for scuffing my new boots, you dirtbag.
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00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,000
How long was I out?
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About two minutes.
324
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,500
Good,
there's still time left on the meter.
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00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,208
Did you see the way
the two of them fought together?
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00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,166
Ugh! What an amazing battle.
327
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,458
It was okay. It would have been cooler
with more shrimp.
328
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,000
Skylar, Jade, you guys okay?
329
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,250
A little shaken up, but we're okay.
330
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,583
No, I meant are you okay as friends.
331
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:16,583
I like my friends to be friends.
It makes my birthday parties less awkward.
332
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:21,542
Well, it certainly didn't make
this moment less awkward.
333
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:27,750
Jade, you were really brave out there.
I'm sorry for doubting you.
334
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,125
You definitely have what it takes
to be a superhero.
335
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,291
Thank you,
but I still have a lot to learn.
336
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,500
Like, how does your hair
look so good right after a battle?
337
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:38,500
I mean, look at mine,
and I just got a $9,000 blow-dry.
338
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:42,709
$9,000? My mom does mine for free.
339
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,250
And now it's awkward again.
340
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:54,500
Listen, normally I only work solo,
but would you maybe coach me?
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I'd love to, if you can do me one favor.
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♪ You won't keep me down ♪
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♪ You won't let me fly free ♪
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♪ I'll turn this whole thing around ♪
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♪ I've got the power in me ♪
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The scary thing? That's auto-tuned.
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00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:19,542
Dude, your sign? I can't see.
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00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,750
Oh, sorry. Can you see it now?
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(rock music playing)
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(theme music playing)