Dear diary. I wish I could be more like Kaz.
He does such cool things,
like pretend to be the voice of my make-believe diary.
(chuckles)
My make-believe diary's voice sounds nothing like that.
It's British.
Now be quiet. I have to finish this study guide
for our midterm on George Orwell's Animal Farm .
Oh, man, I totally forgot about that.
Hey, can I have a copy of your study guide?
I totally read the book, but I want to brush up on the details.
No, you can't have a copy of my study guide,
because you need to stop cheating and do the work.
Hey, I am going to do the work.
Do you know much effort it takes to write a 20-page study guide
on the palm of my hand?
Can one of you guys help me?
Titanio here needs a software upgrade for his exo-suit.
Just don't do a system delete.
I have like thirteen years of email stored in here.
I'll help Benny. You read Animal Farm .
Hello, computer user. I'm your set-up wizard.
Can I help you with anything?
No, thanks.
I'm pretty well-versed in how to copy other people's work.
(beeping)
Huh. Nothing.
To copy a file, hit Control-Alt-F8
Control-Alt-F8.
How did you do that?
I have the ability to turn molecular structures
into their binary counterparts
and transfer them into any digital equipment.
Huh?
I can do this.
You can do what?
I can't hear you. I'm inside of a computer.
♪ Okay, go! ♪
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know By the looks on our face ♪
♪ At the school when we enter ♪
♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store Read up before the journey ♪
♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work We'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ Have you ever seen Superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? You never know ♪
♪ You know we're Mighty Med Team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Saving people that save people After classes ♪
♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes That we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life You got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fists Fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never can tell What we see is out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow That we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? ♪
♪ You never know Will we all be safe today? ♪
♪ You never know Will we fly away or stay? ♪
♪ You never know But you know we Mighty Med ♪
♪ Team up and let's go! ♪
Okay, you'll just feel a little pinch.
That's for not wearing green last St. Patrick's Day.
Uncle Horace!
Do you remember what you told me on my eight birthday?
You told me that when I became a man, I could finally meet my father.
You've never met your father?
No, he's a very important super-secret superhero, Optimo.
I've never heard of Optimo.
I said he's super-secret!
Alan, I don't think it's a good idea...
But I really want to meet him. And I'm a man now.
I've even grown a chest hair. I'll show you.
See? It's right here.
It grew so long, it fell out. And turned pink.
We Diazes do have extra-long pink chest hair.
But, it's too dangerous for you and your father to meet.
I won't even tell him who I am.
I just want to meet him and see him for myself.
No. Optimo is the head of the Super Secret Heroes in Hiding,
also known as "SSHH."
If villains find out that he has a son,
you'd both be at tremendous risk.
I'm sorry.
Wow. What are you going to do?
Nothing.
My uncle Horace says I can't meet my father, so I guess that's that.
Tell you what, I'm going to help you find your father.
-Really? -Yeah.
I don't have any parents, but...
If I had the chance to meet the pod of nutrient solution that grew me,
nothing would stand in my way.
Except the dragons guarding the pod forest.
They're really strict about IDs.
Whoa! Kaz?
How did you get into my computer? What did you do?
Okay, I hear a lot of blame in your voice.
I have no idea how this happened,
but I'm guessing it had something to do with you trying to copy my study guide.
What? How could you think that?
Because you're inside my study guide literally copying it on to your hand.
You need to get out, right now.
I'm in a computer. I want to look around.
Ooh. What's in this folder?
Don't! I have a lot of private stuff in there.
Oh. Mr. and Mrs. Oliver Storm.
You're taking Skylar's name?
That's the custom on her planet.
Kaz, I mean it. Get out of my computer.
All right, fine, fine. There's just one problem.
I have no idea how.
Some guy put me in here,
and I don't know who he was or where he went.
Wait, I think I can help you escape.
Nothing.
You know, the escape key is very inaccurately named.
Okay, according to your Mighty Med records,
this is your father's address.
Well, he must be super-powerful
to walk up eight flights of stairs every day.
I can't believe I'm about to meet my dad. How do I look?
-Great. -Good.
Good, because I'm not loving this... at all.
Hi, we're looking for Nelson.
Oh, you're here about the couch!
Well, come on in, come on in.
So, uh...
-There's the, uh... -We're not here about a couch.
Oh. Well, if you're here to complain about the chickens,
I'm sorry, but I like eating fresh eggs.
-I don't see any chickens. -Well...
Turns out I prefer eating fresh chickens.
Never mind that. I just wanted to meet you.
I've heard so many stories, all the incredible saving you've done.
It's true.
I never met a coupon I didn't like.
That's why I have so many cans of cat food.
I don't even have a cat.
Oh. Except for this stuffed one.
Speaking of creepy stuffed cats, we should get out of here.
No, I meant stories about you, being a superhero.
So that's why you're here, huh?
Well, then, let me show you my costume.
Ah?
I can also be a dinosaur, or a clown...
who's wearing a dinosaur costume.
You're a birthday party entertainer?
Oh, no, no, no. I only do that part-time.
The rest of the time I'm unemployed.
(phone rings)
I gotta run out for a minute.
Would guys do me a favor and go down to the basement
and grab my laundry from the dryer?
And make sure to clean out the lint trap. I collect lint.
Well, that is not what I was expecting.
I know...
He's even more amazing than I expected!
The dirty apartment, the ugly furniture,
he really commits to the whole super-secret identity thing.
And I love how he trusts me enough to leave me here alone.
That's because there's nothing here worth taking!
Alan, I don't know how to tell you this,
but I think your father is... a normo.
What! That's ridiculous.
My uncle Horace told me my dad is Optimo, the superhero.
Why would he lie?
Maybe he didn't want you to find out that your father is really just Nelson,
the world's worst chicken egg farmer.
Well, I'm not leaving until I find out for sure.
Also... because I'm still tired from the eight flights of stairs.
Benny! Hey!
Can you help me with a minor problem on my laptop?
You're in luck.
I happen to have the two qualifications that make me a computer expert:
I have a Masters degree in Computer Science,
and I have no friends whatsoever.
Here's your problem right here. Kaz is stuck in your computer.
Kaz, you need to tell us exactly what happened
so Benny can figure out what to do.
Well, all I did was put a USB flash drive into Oliver's computer.
Oh, no. This isn't an ordinary flash drive.
It's a USB prison for digital villains.
Where did you find this?
It should have been stored in a secure location.
Then why was it in the junk drawer?
Um... I was supposed to put it... oh...
That explains why I found all those soy sauce packets in the safe.
Wait, okay. I remember I pressed Control-Alt-F8.
Try typing that in.
That's the digital villain, Wi-Fi!
Greetings. If you're watching this video,
then I have been released from my USB prison.
And right now, I'm out there,
trying to locate the Mighty Med central computer,
so I can invade it, learn the top-secret information
about every superhero in the galaxy, and sell it to all the villains.
Except Counterfeit. He always uses fake money.
You gotta get me out of here so we can stop him.
(Wi-Fi) One more thing.
If you're thinking about stopping me,
you might want to focus instead on saving the fool who released me.
Because I have installed a virus that will erase everything on this laptop.
Including whoever's trapped inside it!
This is terrible!
Figures this happens the day after my computer's warranty runs out.
We've got to stop Wi-Fi before he finds the central computer
and gets all the superheroes' information.
Maybe first you can get me out of here? I'm about to be erased.
I just thought of something.
What if we print out Kaz on the new 3D printer?
(Benny) That might work.
Or, Kaz might end up permanently turned in to plastic.
Ooh, I wonder which will happen. This is so exciting.
Not exciting!
Well, we have no other choice.
Benny, hook him up to the printer and get him out.
I'll try to shut down the central computer before Wi-Fi gets into it.
Thanks for pointing out where the central computer is.
And you won't be able to shut it down.
How are you going to stop me?
Like this.
Uh!
I'm sure my dad is a superhero.
There must be some sort of proof around here somewhere.
Alan, what are you doing?
If you're going to ransack someone's apartment,
you should do it more like this.
Horace, how did you find us?
I saw you went into Alan's file and I figured you came here.
Now, come on, let's get back to the hospital.
We're having a round-Robin limbo tournament.
No! I won't let you lure me away from the truth anymore
with fun Caribbean-themed dancing games.
All right. It's time you learned the truth.
Your father is really a normo.
No, he isn't. There's no way.
He's Optimo.
Optimo doesn't exist.
I made up that story so you wouldn't be disappointed.
You see, years ago, my sister, your mother, married Nelson.
It was a lovely wedding,
they had a make-your-own ice cream sundae bar.
Anyway, right before you were born,
the villain Razorclaw captured your father
and tried to use him to get into Mighty Med.
We rescued your father,
but we realized it wasn't safe for him to know about the superhero world.
For his protection, we had to erase his memory.
I don't believe it.
Me neither.
A make-your-own ice cream sundae bar? How many flavors?
No, I mean you're lying.
This is all part of my father's plan.
He's such an awesome superhero,
he'll do anything to keep his identity secret,
even if it means depriving himself of his son.
And dressing almost as badly as Skylar.
I'm sorry, Alan. I'm not lying.
But I am about to.
Skylar, I like your outfit. It's very flattering.
Sorry. Sorry. Villain controlling me.
(Kaz) Oliver. Help me!
We've got 30 seconds until Kaz is erased!
Okay, I'm going to print you. Ready?
Wait, if I end up a plastic action figure, I should at least have a cool pose.
Sorry, Jeff.
Give my love to your wife. If you survive.
Oh! You did it!
I'm out!
Ah! Put me back in, put me back in!
I'll be jumping into the central computer now.
I know would have seen that, but I like talking about myself.
-Now what? -Well...
At least Titanio won't be attacking us anymore.
Dude, seriously?
I can't help it.
Wi-Fi reprogrammed my suit so I'd shoot at you.
(Benny) Wi-Fi's tearing down the firewalls.
Sorry!
Wait. If we plug the USB prison into the central computer,
we can lock Wi-Fi back inside of it.
I'll try to stop Titanio by rewiring his exo-suit
so you can get to the central computer.
All right. Where's the USB prison?
I put it in the junk drawer. Or the safe.
But I'm pretty sure the junk drawer.
Unless it's in my pocket.
Found it!
Alan, please, let's go.
That stuffed cat is staring into my soul.
Ah!
Now, look here, I told the police,
I found this meat in an abandoned alley.
Don't worry. I'm just here to take these kids home.
-Come along, you two. -No, I'm not going.
I'm sure my dad's a superhero and I'm going to prove it.
He'll have use his superpowers to stop this.
Alan, don't!
(Nelson groans)
How did you do that?
And why did you do that?
Alan, he doesn't have any powers.
He just doesn't want to use them.
But he'll have to to save his own son.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. I was bleeding when I got here.
I'm not the only one who wanted that alley meat.
So... my father is just an ordinary normo.
He may be a normo, but he's not ordinary.
He was incredibly brave to save you like that.
He was, wasn't he?
Thanks for rescuing me.
You know, I've never met my father,
but whoever he is, I hope he's like just like you
but with a job.
You smell like rotten meat. I like it.
Come on, Alan. We should go.
Unfortunately, since he's seen you use your powers,
I'm going to have to erase his memory again.
Now, you go ahead, I'll catch up.
And then maybe we'll take this one clothes shopping.
Are you okay, Optimo?
I hate that I can't tell Alan my true identity
and have a relationship with him.
I know it's hard, but this is the way it has to be.
Razorclaw has vowed revenge.
I suppose you're right, Horace.
Still, I'm glad I finally got to meet my son.
He seems like a fine young gentleman.
Eh.
No, he's a good kid.
(phone rings)
That's my Opti-signal again.
Razorclaw has hijacked a nuclear sub.
I've got to go.
Wait, before you do. I saw your ad online.
-I'll give you 35 dollars for that couch. -Take it!
I'm so sorry!
This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
I don't think so.
Benny, toss me the USB prison
so I can plug it into the central computer.
Why did you throw it in slow-motion?
Sorry! It's one of my powers.
I run backwards fast and I throw things slow.
Oliver! I shut down Titanio but hurry, Wi-Fi is almost in.
There's no USB port on this thing.
Just a slot for a floppy disk. They don't even make those anymore.
He's about to break through the final firewall, what do we do?
Ah, wait.
Horace's laptop can bypass the central computer's firewall.
I can remotely transfer all the superhero files onto here,
destroy Horace's laptop, and then Wi-Fi won't have access to them
Good idea, but you know what would have been even better?
Whispering it, so that Wi-Fi didn't hear everything you just said!
(beeping)
You were surprisingly loud. Thank you for that.
It doesn't matter because the transfer will be done in five, four, three...
He's going to get the classified files!
There's nothing in here but pictures of Bridges.
Draw Bridges, suspension Bridges, covered Bridges...
What have you done?
(Kaz sighs)
You trapped him!
So you never transferred the files.
You just tricked Wi-Fi in to thinking you did.
Once again, cheating pays off.
Although it was more like lying than cheating,
but I equally endorse both of them.
So, Kaz, I hope you learned your lesson.
When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
And sometimes get sucked into a computer.
Yeah.
And because of you, everything on my computer has been deleted.
No, not everything.
I did manage to save one photo of you and Skylar,
and I printed it for you in 3D.
(sighs)
I'm not even going to ask.
(theme music playing)