Hey, Solar Flare, we're throwing a party Tuesday night,
and we'd like to invite you...
To be the barbecue.
It's just as well. She always burns everything anyway.
You're throwing a party on Tuesday?
You and I were supposed to try out that new superhero-themed restaurant.
Actually, Skylar and I went there yesterday,
and I do not recommend the chili.
Goes through you faster than a speeding bullet.
So what's the party for anyway?
It's for Skylar.
Yeah, I was bummed that it's been a year
since the Annihilator stole all my powers...
So I said, instead of focusing on the negative,
let's do a party to celebrate the anniversary
of Skylar coming to Mighty Med...
And I said, ooh, fun! Let me plan it,
'cause the only thing better than parties is planning parties.
And having powers.
Now I'm sad again.
No, don't be sad. Go hand out invitations.
Ooh, fun!
You okay? You seem a little upset.
I am a little upset. Thanks for noticing.
I was beginning to think no one around here
cares at all about how I feel.
Actually, I was talking to Kaz.
You people disgust me.
I can't believe you're throwing Skylar a party.
You didn't even invite me. You've never thrown me a party.
A: Skylar has your invitation,
B: You're not stranded on an alien planet with no powers,
and C: I don't dream about you hugging me.
Well, I'm certainly not gonna hug you now.
Lately, you've been spending more and more time with Skylar.
You're supposed to be my best friend, not hers.
What, I can't do things with other people?
And it's not my fault I've made other friends this year and you haven't.
I have made plenty of other friends.
Like who?
Like, uh...
Like Philip.
That's so nice. I always liked you, too.
No, I was talking about that Philip.
You people disgust me!
♪ Okay, yo Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know By the looks on our face ♪
♪ At the school when we enter Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store Read up before the journey ♪
♪ All these new issues And super powers ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work We'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody says we shouldn't worry Have you seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay You never know ♪
♪ But we Mighty Med Team up and let's go ♪
♪ Save the people That save people after classes ♪
♪ We flip the page and jump to action ♪
♪ They call us Normo-- Normally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes That we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life You got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fist Fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never can tell What we see out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow That we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay You never know ♪
♪ But, you know, we Mighty Med Team up and let's go ♪
I heard you're having a party. Is it for Alan?
No. It's for Skylar.
I'm your boss, and now, it's also for Alan.
His birthday's on Thursday, and I haven't planned anything yet,
because I'm lazy and self-absorbed.
I barely wanted Alan as a guest, and now he's a guest of honor?
Exactly! But we have to keep the party a secret from him.
I want him to be surprised. Also, I love secrets.
So it's Skylar's birthday, too?
No, it's the one-year anniversary of her coming to Mighty Med.
Actually, did you know they have a greeting card
for that at the hospital gift shop?
That's so nice of you to lift her spirits
before the tragic and permanent loss of her powers.
What are you talking about?
When superheroes from Skylar's planet are without their powers for a year,
their molecular structure changes, and it becomes
impossible to ever restore their powers.
What? That's terrible.
It is. On the plus side,
we'll be able to kick her out of the hospital.
How is that the plus side?
Oh, we'll save a fortune.
You wouldn't believe how much she eats.
It's crazy!
Horace, we have to find a cure for Skylar
before she loses her powers forever.
I know. If she becomes a Normo permanently,
you guys will hang out even more.
Hello, Skyliver, good-bye, Kazver.
Horace, you cannot tell Skylar about this.
She'll totally freak.
I won't tell her because I love secrets.
For example, Lizard Man still doesn't know
that I kicked him off the bowling team.
Oh, Lizard Man.
Bowling's rained out again.
Even for a lizard, he's a terrible bowler.
Clyde, I think I found the answer to all of our problems.
A toothbrush that gets into those hard-to-reach places?
I wish, but no.
It's a comic book all about Mighty Med.
How did this get here?
Remember that kid Alan with the cool sweater vest
who tried to sell us this comic book, but I said no in Russian, Chinese,
Swahili and sign language?
You have to be more specific.
His name is Alan Diaz, and according to this storyline,
he seems to be the nephew of our most hated Nemesis,
Horace Diaz.
Aha! So the sweater-vested fellow who drew this
could be very useful to us.
Yes. Not only can he help us find Mighty Med
and get the other half of the Dyad of Nebulon,
but he can draw some fancy portraits of us
to replace the ones that you did.
Well, I'm sorry. I can only draw cats.
How are we gonna find this kid?
Wait. I have an idea. Hey, Gus.
Remember that Alan kid whose comic book we asked you to read?
-Wears the cool sweater vest? -That's the one.
Well, we wanna publish his comic book,
and we were wondering if you had a way to get in touch with him.
I can bring him to you.
But... that would come with a price.
I want my pick of any collectible in the store,
-for free. -(both) Fine.
And I want your left shoe and his right shoe.
(both) Fine.
Thanks. I gotta run.
When are you bringing Alan to us?
I can't talk. I gotta run.
I'm in the middle of a marathon right now.
I was just taking a breather. Wish me luck.
We can't just rely on Horace to come up with a cure for Skylar.
We have to come up with one, too.
But we'll need a DNA sample from her.
You know, I've known you my whole life,
and you've never once asked me for a DNA sample.
I had to force you to take mine.
I am not going to clone you, so just drop it.
Wait. Hair follicles contain DNA.
We just need to pull out one of Skylar's hairs without her knowing.
Skylar, your hair's not flowing down
in easy-to-grab bunches for the very first time ever.
Awesome.
Thanks. I'm trying something new for the party.
I saw a Normo woman in a beauty salon
with this hair style, so it must be beautiful.
We can get a saliva sample.
Hey, Skylar. What you got in your mouth?
Just a piece of diarrhea.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Diarrhea is the word for candy on your planet.
Can I see it?
What are you doing?
Oh, right.
On our planet, if you're gonna eat diarrhea,
you make sure to bring enough for everyone.
All right, this better be good,
because you guys interrupted my intense cardio training program...
That I was dreaming about during my afternoon nap.
Speaking of dreams,
guess whose dream's about to come true.
Mine, because I just wished on an eyelash
and blew it off my finger.
Also, we wanna buy your comic book.
Really? That's incredible!
Yes. We want you to write 50 more issues
giving us every detail about the cool
and totally make-believe world of Mighty Med that you totally invented.
-Like how to get in. -How to get out.
What time the guards get off duty.
I have so many things I could tell you, like--
Not so fast.
I'm Alan's agent.
(all) You are?
Yes.
And from now on, let me do the talking.
Your voice is very annoying.
So before I hear your offer for my client's comic books,
let's start with this.
There's nothing written on here.
I know. I just wanted to get rid of that piece of paper.
Now, for the sale of his comics,
my client will settle for no less than a billion dollars.
We'll give you 100.
I'll take it.
Sorry. We just got another offer.
-From who? -From me.
This comic sounds like it could be worth billions.
-Here's my offer. -Deal.
But there's nothing written on there.
I know. I just really needed a piece of paper.
Slow down. As your agent, ten percent of that is mine.
Okay, so I isolated Skylar's chromosomes in the centrifuge,
and interlaced regenerative tissue
from heroes with comparable superpowers.
You think that might work?
To be honest, the only words I understood
were "Skylar," "heroes," and "superpowers."
Hey, Skylar, lookin'...
(both yelling)
Boys, relax. That's not actually Skylar.
I created a holographic simulation of Skylar
to run tests on her.
Wow! Looks exactly like her.
Her face, legs, her hair.
Dude, stop flirtin' with hologram Skylar.
I'm just glad the real Skylar's arms didn't explode.
Of course not.
That won't happen till Tuesday.
What?
I have terrible news.
I accelerated the timeline on the simulation,
and discovered that not only will Skylar lose her powers forever,
but on Tuesday, her limbs will explode, and she'll die.
So if Skylar doesn't get her powers back,
she'll die on Tuesday?
No, no, her arms will explode on Tuesday.
She'll die on Thursday.
I've done everything I can.
All we can do now is make her comfortable.
So give her these.
It will be like wearing a hug on her feet...
Till her feet explode, which will also happen on Tuesday.
Wait. Okay, we have a possible cure.
Right. Horace, can you run the simulation with this serum?
Maybe it'll work.
If it makes you feel any better,
that was already gonna happen on Wednesday.
Okay, we have until midnight
to find a way to get Skylar's powers back or she'll explode.
What have we come up with so far?
Ways to get Skylar's powers back.
Number one.
And then a doodle of a guy peeking over a fence.
Wait. Whenever the Annihilator
steals a superhero's powers, he keeps 'em as a trophy.
If we can find his lair,
we can break in and steal back Skylar's powers.
But the location of the Annihilator's lair
is one of the biggest secrets in the superhero world.
That, and the fact that the Crusher dyes his hair.
That guy has been 29 for, like, ten years.
Dude, you're not foolin' anyone.
Before Experion was working for the Annihilator,
he and Skylar were good friends.
Maybe we can talk him into helping us.
Oliver, Experion is locked up in Mighty Max Prison, remember?
There was a fight in the dark.
I did cartwheels, you wore a wig,
and dressed up in Skylar's costume.
Stop bringing that up.
Fine, but I'm keeping this picture as my phone's wallpaper.
Time is running out, Kaz. We have to go to Mighty Max Prison right now.
Skylar. If she finds out about this,
she'll want to battle the Annihilator and she'll get hurt,
so just say nothing.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Nothing!
I have a question.
I'm creating a signature drink for my party.
Does ranch dressing go with ginger ale?
Come on, Skylar.
Ranch dressing goes with everything.
Great. Thanks for your help.
Oh, you're welcome.
It's so nice to finally have someone appreciate me.
Actually, I was talking to Kaz and Oliver.
You people disgust me!
Anyway, see ya later, Skylar.
-Where are you guys going? -Nothing.
So what do you think of my comic book?
This is going to be the next big thing...
That I throw into this trash can.
What?
You're fired, and you can have your ten percent back.
Anyways, I gotta bounce.
Well, wait, what am I supposed to do?
Seriously, I gotta bounce.
I'm in the middle of a bounce-a-thon right now.
Wish me luck.
I just thought of a way to manipulate Alan
to bringing us the other half of the Dyad.
Alan, about your comic book.
Look, we know it's not made up,
and we know your uncle Horace is the head of Mighty Med.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay. We're... With the league of heroes,
and we're recruiting you.
Here are our invisible badges.
Okay, story checks out.
Anyway, we think you could be the greatest superhero of all time.
I knew I was meant for greatness,
despite what my uncle Horace thinks.
All that dreaming about doing exercise will finally pay off.
Yes. Now all we need is your uncle's half of this,
the Dyad of Nebulon, which combined with our half,
will give you endless powers.
Wait. Why wouldn't my uncle Horace have told me about this?
He's keeping it a secret.
He's jealous of you fulfilling your destiny.
I don't believe you.
My uncle Horace would never hide something
that important from me. Never!
Great. Now what?
If he tells his uncle that we work at the domain,
Diaz is gonna come after us.
We need to get outta town. I hear the Poconos are nice.
No! I refuse to hide,
or take a lovely three-day weekend getaway.
Let him come.
We will defeat him and dine on fresh Horace...d'oeuvres!
Horace d'oeuvres? Really?
Yeah, I'd like to see you come up with Horace Diaz-related wordplay.
Fine. Horace...
Race Diaz.
Horace...
Radish Diaz... okay. Fine, you're right. I'm sorry.
Mighty Max Prison holds the most dangerous villains in the universe.
Why are there no bars and cells?
Cool!
(playing rhythmic tune)
Dude, I sound good.
Would you knock it off? I am trying to...
Oh, it's you two.
Experion, how's Mighty Max treating you?
Oh, great. Let me give you a tour.
This is it.
I never leave this room.
We heard Megahertz is your cellmate. Where is he?
In solitary confinement.
He broke a guard's name tag.
That doesn't seem that bad.
On my planet, name tag means pelvis.
So how's Skylar doing?
Oh, you mean, since you tried to capture her
and bring her to the Annihilator?
Yeah, I feel bad about that.
I even tried writing her an apology note
and all I could come up with was, "Dear Skylar,"
and a picture of a guy looking over a fence.
It's a go-to doodle.
Hey, you know, if you really wanna make it up to Skylar,
you can help us out.
Look, at midnight tonight,
her arms will explode, and by Thursday, she'll die.
Our only chance is to get her powers back from the Annihilator.
Can you please tell us how to find him?
All right, I'll tell you.
But...
Only to help Skylar.
Now the Annihilator keeps her powers
in his lair, up on a shelf, like you would a trophy or a vase,
or a ceramic elephant--
I understand what shelves are for.
We're in a rush here. Where's his lair?
You know that old abandoned slaughterhouse?
-(both) Yeah. -It's about four blocks East of that,
in a pretty nice part of town.
(relieved sighs)
Underground, in a dark, scary sewer.
(both groan)
The Annihilator leaves his lair every day between 2:00 and 4:00.
He likes to annihilate after lunch.
So how do we get in?
The only way in is through a system of retina scanners.
The only other person who's authorized to enter is me.
Great. So there's no way we can get in.
Not unless we had one of your eyeballs,
but obviously, that's never going to...
What? You guys can't grow new eyeballs?
Normos.
Skylar, how are things going? Any aches, any pains?
Have you been feeling a tad explode-y lately?
No. Why do you ask?
Just making chitchat.
By the way, I've ordered balloons for Alan's surprise party.
It's my party, not Alan's.
And Alan hates balloons.
He hates all things that pop.
Balloons, corn, weasels.
Fine. I wanted them.
I love balloons.
Is that a crime?
If so, lock me up in balloon jail.
I'd love it there.
Horace, why don't you just tell Alan
about this whole thing, and he can decide what he wants.
Look, I know what's best for Alan,
and that includes keeping this a secret.
He cannot know anything about this.
So it's true? You are keeping secrets from me.
Alan! How much have you heard?
Enough. And you'll pay dearly for this. Dearly!
False alarm. Just balloons.
Ew, ew, ew.
What do I do with this thing now?
Just put it in the eyeball recycling bin.
Look. It's all the superheroes' powers
the Annihilator has stolen.
Yeah. And their weapons.
Oh, look!
It's Absolute Zero's freeze ray.
Oh, no big deal.
My mom defrosts fish all the time.
There's Skylar's powers. Let's grab it and go.
Whoa!
I didn't know superpowers were so heavy.
(loud clanking)
Oh, no. The Annihilator's coming.
You don't know that.
Maybe it's just someone picking up the eyeball recycling.
(low growling)
I guess the eyeball recycling guy comes on Wednesdays.
(theme music playing)