(Oliver) Previously on Mighty Med...
It's all the superheroes' powers the Annihilator has stolen.
What are you doing here?
He's absorbing the power!
Tell us where Mighty Med is.
Wallace and Clyde were Catastrophe?
It's time to make the supernova.
(Oliver) I promised you the first day I met you
that I'd get your powers back.
I need to run some tests on you.
You tampered with her powers?
She's evil and under my command.
There is a storm coming-- Skylar Storm.
Time to get rid of these Normos once and for all.
Skylar, stop!
Look, I know deep down you don't want to do this.
I mean, you and I are BFFs,
we watch movies together, we help each other with our homework.
And I listen from the other room and copy your answers.
Sorry, but now the Annihilator and I are BEFFs--
Best Evil Friends Forever.
Yes, and once we eliminate you two,
we'll turn the rest of the superheroes evil
and make the world suffer just as it made me suffer!
There's no way that plan will ever work.
Actually, it would be pretty easy.
If they locate all the superheroes' secret files here,
they'd have access to their hideouts,
their alter egos and all their weaknesses.
Even better than what I had in mind.
Good plan, Kaz. Thanks.
Kaz, could you please maybe not help the villains out?
I don't know what's wrong. Usually I'm no help at all.
♪ Okay, yo Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know By the looks on our face ♪
♪ At the school when we enter Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store Read up before the journey ♪
♪ All these new issues And super powers ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work We'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody says we shouldn't worry Have you seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay You never know ♪
♪ But we Mighty Med Team up and let's go ♪
♪ Save the people That save people after classes ♪
♪ We flip the page and jump to action ♪
♪ They call us Normo-- Normally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes That we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life You got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fist Fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never can tell What we see out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow That we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay You never know ♪
♪ But, you know, we Mighty Med Team up and let's go ♪
Now where are the superhero files?
We don't know.
It's all my fault Skylar's evil.
I should have guessed the Annihilator would taint her powers.
-Why didn't I test them first? -You shouldn't blame yourself.
Let me blame you. This is all your fault!
It is. I wish I could go back in time and do everything differently.
-Like the superhero Rewind. -Nuh-uh.
Rewind can only travel 5 seconds into the past.
Uh-huh. In Issue 72, Rewind discovered that if his powers
were amplified with electrical force,
he could travel back to whatever time he was thinking about.
-Nuh-uh. It was in Issue 73-- -Quiet!
Are they always like this?
Are you kidding? This is nothing.
Well, shut them up --permanently!
Boys, watch out!
My power is weakened. It didn't freeze her.
It only slowed her down.
Oh, right, he can do that.
Boys, get help!
And shut those doors! Were you raised in a barn?
Alan, what are you doing?
I'm running as fast as I can.
Why did I have to morph into a snail?
Alan, you're not a snail anymore.
That would explain the trail of slime.
Yeah, slime, that's what that is.
Alan, look we need to get to the escape pod.
Great idea! It's right over here.
(beeping)
I forgot-- it'll only fit one person.
How do we decide who goes?
-Uh, we can play rock-paper-scissors. -Or rock-paper-suckers.
-How do you play that? -Like this.
I win, suckers!
Wallace?
Clyde?
Yoo-hoo!
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
They must not be here.
I just broke every rule in the store.
-Hey, Jordan. -Where are Wallace and Clyde?
Irish dancing won't work. I already tried that.
Then I don't know where they are.
And where is that kid Alan?
He left his rope. He loved that thing.
He had it wrapped around himself like a big hug.
We need to stay here and run the store
until Wallace and Clyde get back.
So until then, I'm in charge and you work for me.
Why do you get to be in charge?
Because.
Well, I can't argue with that logic. You win.
This is insane.
10 minutes ago Skylar kissed me on the cheek,
and now she's trying to kill us.
Women.
There has to be something I can do to make Skylar not evil.
I just need to think.
We don't have time. Besides, thinking is for nerds.
Wait. I think there's a remote in here that contacts the League of Heroes.
If we can find it, we can call for help.
Okay. Ah...
-Yes! -You got it?
No! I found a potato chip.
-Halfsies? -That's disgusting.
-(sniffs) Sour cream and onion. -Ooh, gimme.
Oh! I found it.
I found 12.
Well, which one is it?
There's only one way to find out.
-(alarm blares) -(voice) The hospital will self-destruct
- in three, two-- -Turn it off!
Self-destruct aborted.
And they really need to allow more than 3 seconds.
Ah, let me try this one.
Okay, I'll push it again. Maybe they'll all disappear.
Yeah, I should have seen that coming.
Attention, everyone!
I have an announcement to make.
As temporary store manager
I've decided who to name as Employee of the Hour.
Ta-da!
Wait, that's not fair.
Why do you get to be Employee of the Hour and not me?
Because.
D'ah!
You and your rebuttal-proof arguments.
Uh, it's a little crooked.
-Oh. -Oh-- no, not the picture-- your face.
I just noticed your face is a little crooked.
I have an important task for you.
Go stand over there,
be quiet, and do absolutely nothing.
Okay. Doing nothing runs in my family.
(water running)
(thinking) Uh-oh, a leak.
She must have hit a pipe,
and water is getting on that valuable painting.
But she told me to do nothing, so I'll do nothing.
Wait, now I'm thinking.
Can she hear me thinking?
Are you thinking?
Man, she's good.
No wonder old Crooked Face got Employee of the Hour.
For the last time,
where are all the superhero files?
I transferred them all to a quantum chip,
which I've hidden, so you--
What are you doing?
Sorry, I can see my reflection in your helmet.
My hair is cuckoo!
I'll never tell you the location of the quantum chip.
I don't care what you do to me.
Fine. Then I'll just torture your beloved nephew instead.
Zachary? Why?
What has Zachary Diaz ever done to you?
Alan! I meant Alan.
Oh. Well, these things happen.
I suppose a little suffering will build Alan's character.
I'll go find him.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm going to immobilize you with your own power.
And when I find Alan,
I'll bring him here and torture him in front of you.
(Horace) He forgot that my powers are weakened and I can still move.
If I can only reach this.
Oh, my hair!
Only two left.
Ohh! This one also does nothing.
This is the League of Heroes.
Hi! Hi, uh, we're calling from Mighty Med.
We're under attack from the Annihilator, and the fate of the world--
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
For English, press one.
For Gorgolblarn, press... (gibbers, blows raspberry)
Don't bother calling for help.
I eliminated the guards
and I put up an energy barrier around the building,
so no one is getting in or out.
And now to destroy
the only people left standing in my way.
Are you gonna tell us who?
She means us!
Wait. Why would you get rid of us?
You know, we have a ton of valuable information about superheroes,
and you could torture us slowly over a long period of time
to get us to talk, and then get rid of us.
That's even better than what I had in mind.
Good plan, Kaz. Thanks.
What is wrong with you?
I was trying to buy us some time.
But you have to admit, I am on fire with ideas today.
This is not good, okay?
There is no bathroom and I had a bran muffin this morning,
so things are about to get real up in here!
Wait.
We're forgetting about Alan. He used the escape pod.
He's probably out contacting a ton of superheroes
who can figure out a way to break in and save us.
Or he was immediately captured by Skylar.
Yeah, that's probably more likely.
Alan, what happened with the escape pod?
Well, I got in, sat down, and then I fell asleep.
Oh, the seats are so comfortable!
I mean, talk about escape --
escape from your worries.
And then Skylar woke me up and attacked me.
What a scaredy-cat.
I'm not name-calling.
He got scared and turned into a cat.
This is not good.
I just had a bowl of cream.
And there's no litter box.
Things are about to get real up in here.
(footsteps approaching)
I can't find Alan,
so I'll just have to torture you instead.
Now where is the quantum chip?
I'll never tell you.
Hey, is that someone over your shoulder
you should turn around and look at?
Aha!
It was a trick, a ruse, a gambit, a ploy.
Sorry, I'm halfway through this thesaurus
I'm reading, studying, analyzing, perusing.
If you fire that weapon at me, I'll just absorb its power.
Oh, it's not a weapon.
It's a linguistic scrambler, and I won't be firing it at you!
What did you just do?
(gibberish) You can't understand me.
I LOVE BRIDGES!
(roars)
Do you know Wallace and Clyde sleep in twin racing car bunk beds?
Their pillows say, "Ready, set, go! ... to sleep."
What are you staring at?
Ohh!
-What happened to this painting? -There was a leak.
Well then, why didn't you do something?
You told me to do nothing.
You're welcome.
Okay, maybe this painting isn't worth that much.
Are you kidding me?
It cost $6,000! What are we gonna do?
There. Now it only costs 99 cents.
You can't just change the price.
This is the most valuable item in the store.
Wallace and Clyde are going to kill me.
They wouldn't dare kill you
if you were worth... a million dollars.
Gimme that!
Now remember what I told you.
It's not going to work.
We can do this. Just concentrate.
Ready?
("Chopsticks" plays)
Would you stop?
That sounds terrible. It's completely out of tune.
But more importantly, we have to stop the Annihilator
from getting that superhero information.
But we're trapped.
And no heroes can get in because of Skylar's energy barrier.
And the only thing that can break that barrier
is the Crystal of Kreln...
which was lost in the battle of Kreln
during the Kreln rebellion on the planet Kreln
during the year 2165 BK -- before Kreln.
This crystal of...
What's it called again?
Kreln. I just said it like five times.
Right.
I've seen it. It's in the Domain.
That's a toy.
Wait.
What if it's not a toy?
I mean, Wallace and Clyde
did have half of the real Dyad of Nebulon.
Maybe they have the real crystal of Kreln.
They did tell me they have lots of real devices in the store.
I thought they were just trying to overcharge me.
Better be real, because this is the only chance we have.
Right, now we have to contact a superhero
who can get the crystal and then storm Mighty Med.
We can call Henry Tidwell, Titanio's alter ego.
There's no reception.
That's because we're 300 feet below Mighty Med.
And I may have dropped your phone in the toilet yesterday.
We're never gonna get out of here.
Whoa.
Someone must have tunneled out of here.
I hope this leads to an art store
because Oliver ripped our one nice decoration.
I need a plan.
If I were in charge I'd dry the painting with that rag.
It was tied around Alan's mouth like a big kiss.
Oh, no, I made it worse!
Yes, you did.
But I can fix it.
I just took a course in portrait painting.
You won't be able to tell the difference.
Did I not mention it was a course on self portraits?
(roars)
Come here! Come here!
Wait, wait.
I just realized something.
We could just leave the store,
take that stuff and no one will ever know this is our fault.
You're right.
There's nobody here but you and me
and that security camera that's filmed everything we've done.
Well, now what do we do?
Well, given that there's a camera, there's only one thing to do.
I've always wanted my own talk show.
(gibberish) Hey there Skylar.
Does my hair still look cuckoo?
What's going on?
Have you tortured Horace and learnt the location of the quantum chip?
Torturing him won't do any good.
He blasted himself with a device and now his speech is scrambled.
That is correct. You will ...
never understand a single word I say until the effect wears off--
Never mind.
Oh, no more, please!
Please! I'll tell you everything.
We haven't even started torturing you yet.
But you pinched my skin a little
when you grabbed my arm and it really hurts.
Just let me go and I'll take you to the quantum chip.
Bub-bub-bub --don't look.
(beeping)
What was that pill? Tell us.
(Kaz) Oliver, get in the tunnel.
I can't. I have a fear of dark, cramped spaces.
-(Kaz) Get in here! -Fine.
I'll just close my eyes. We'll probably be killed anyway.
(Alan) Stop being such a Chicken Little.
(mimicking) Oh, the sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Great, we're in another cell.
-Oh, no. -Uhhh!
(Oliver) I have to admit, when you close your eyes it's really not so bad.
(screaming)
Oh, no.
Oliver, I believe you've met Megahertz.
Enchanté.
We've got to get to that camera and erase the video. But how?
There's no ladder. Maybe you could reach it with that grappling hook.
Okay.
I destroyed the display case!
Yes, you did.
This is a nightmare!
Wait. I have a great idea.
Why don't we make a staircase
using all these boxes of novelty fake security cameras?
They're fake. There's no camera.
There's no recording.
So no one saw my talk show?
Now I know how Arsenio Hall feels.
Do you know what this means?
We're not gonna get in trouble for ruining the painting
or wrecking the store.
We're home free.
You just heard everything we said, didn't you?
Okay.
Well, it's all his fault. He's in charge.
Hey, Megahertz, old buddy,
I love what you've done with the cell.
Ah! (tone plays)
And your force field is perfectly in tune.
This isn't my cell.
This is the Chamber of Certain Destruction.
Hey, but at least they let you bring some toys
to entertain yourself.
Those aren't toys!
The punishment for repeat offenders is to be turned
into an action figure and sold as a limited edition collectible.
So that's the real Blood Chef and Black Falcon?
Yup.
Cool!
Hey, hey, look, look, they're kissing.
(alarm blares)
(Alan sniffs)
Ooh, is somebody making microwave popcorn?
Yeah, but we're the popcorn!
Oh, don't worry.
It'll be over quickly, if you consider 4 minutes of complete agony "quickly".
(alarm continues)
(theme music playing)