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Ohh. What a week.
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We traveled to another planet,
saved Skylar's life,
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and almost died
like five times.
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(sighs) It's nice to be back,
safe and sound.
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I'm bored.
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Don't distract me.
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I'm using a cheat code to get the
high score on this video game.
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(device chiming)
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Huh. I did it!
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The high score...
I achieved my life's goal!
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I'm bored.
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Kaz, you can't use a cheat code
to get the high score.
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That's cheating.
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Yeah. That's what
cheat codes are for... to cheat.
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Otherwise they'd have
a different name,
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like "honesty codes"
or...Larry Finkle.
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You need to be careful,
Kaz.
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Everything you do in life determines
what kind of a person you become.
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Today it's cheating
on a video game,
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tomorrow you cheat
on a test,
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next thing you know,
you're a homicidal maniac.
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Wow. That story took
a really dark turn.
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Look at me.
I do good deeds all the time,
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so who knows? I may grow up
to be president one day.
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I do have the perfect face
for being on money.
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Which looks better...
wig or no wig?
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Um... what the heck?
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-Who are you?
-I'm you. Kaz.
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From the future.
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'Sup.
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I'm here on
an important mission.
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Wh-Who are you really?
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I mean, sure,
you kind of look like Kaz,
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and you do look like
you're from the future,
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and you did just appear
out of nowhere...
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Okay, I buy it.
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No, no. I don't.
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How do I know
you're really me?
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I can do a terrible
impression of a robot.
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(mechanically) I am a robot.
Beep boop boop bramp bromp.
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You are me!
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This is so cool!
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And I am so glad
I'm not bald.
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That was a real concern.
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This is so weird.
I have so many questions.
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What's the future like?
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Pretty much exactly
the same as now.
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Except we're ruled
by giant insects.
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You know what, though?
They're actually doing a pretty good job.
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Anyway, I was sent here
to stop someone
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from turning into a villain in the future
and destroying the world.
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Cool!
So who's the villain?
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You are.
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Uh, what?
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Th-That's impossible.
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I-I have fancy
return address labels.
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What kind of villain has
fancy return address labels?
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-Slaughter Master?
-Slaughter Master?
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Fine. Other than Slaughter Master.
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♪ Okay, yo! ♪
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ You never know
by the looks on our face ♪
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♪ At the school
when we enter ♪
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♪ Leave class early,
work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ Hit the comic store,
read up before the journey ♪
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♪ All these new issues
and super powers ♪
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♪ If we didn't have to work,
we'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ Everybody say
that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ But have you ever seen
superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But, you know, we Mighty Med,
team up and let's go! ♪
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♪ Save the people that save
people after classes ♪
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♪ We flip the page
and jump to action ♪
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♪ They call us Normo,
normally fantastic ♪
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♪ Seeing superheroes
that we only imagined ♪
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♪ This type of life
you got to have fight ♪
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♪ Put up your fists
and fight for what's right ♪
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♪ Never can tell
what we see is out of sight ♪
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♪ Do the same thing tomorrow
that we did tonight ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we Mighty Med,
team up and let's go! ♪
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See this news report?
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This is Oliver
twenty-five years from now
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using a human body
as a canoe.
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(Kaz) Check out this headline:
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"Approval rating at all-time high
for George W. Bug."
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So I really do
become a villain.
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Don't worry, Oliver.
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I work for the League of Heroes,
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and they sent me here to stop you
from doing the one thing
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that triggers the events
that turns you evil.
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Oh. Good.
S-So what's the one thing?
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Huh.
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Probably shoulda asked that
before I left.
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He is me.
I so would have done that.
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(both chuckle)
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Doesn't your computer
have the information?
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It doesn't give
all the details.
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It only confirms
if I've changed the future.
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Oh, and it also levitates!
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Watch.
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It doesn't always work.
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So how will you know
what to stop me from doing?
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I'll just use
my common sense.
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We're doomed.
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Wait. Since this thing I do
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that's supposed to turn me evil
happens today,
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I can just sit here
and do nothing,
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and it'll never happen.
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-(ding)
-It just happened.
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-What?
-Sitting on the gurney was the thing.
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You become a villain now.
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What?! No, that can't be. How could
that possibly make him a villain?
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Well, sitting on the gurney was only the
first link in a chain of events
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that leads to a life
of crime and destruction.
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Well, what's the next link?
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That. Asking that question.
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Pffft.
Followed by scoffing like that.
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So that's it?
M-My fate is sealed?
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I grow up to become a villain?
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Of course not!
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You won't grow up at all.
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See, if I wasn't able to stop you
from becoming a villain,
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Plan B of my mission
is to terminate you.
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(Kaz) Wow.
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I can't believe this.
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How did I get such a cool job
in the future?
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Uh...uh, hey, look!
Something shiny!
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-Ooh! Where?
-Ooh! Where?
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Okay, I don't see
anything shiny...
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-I do see a cockroach.
-(gasps)
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What are you doing?!
He could be president one day.
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It's so nice to
not be evil anymore.
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It's really freed up time
in my schedule to do my scrapbooking.
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I guess you don't have time
in your schedule to come up with
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more interesting stories.
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Hey, Mesmera!
How are you?
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Surge. Up top!
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Ohh!
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Philip, why is everyone mad at me?
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Well, you did try to annihilate
half the staff here...
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and succeeded in
annihilating the other half.
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Now our softball team
has no left side of the infield!
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Skylar, why are you so upset?
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This is great news!
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You're the most hated person
in all of Mighty Med now.
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Why is that great news?
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Because it used to be me.
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Oliver, why would we come
to The Domain?
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It's such an obvious place
for Future Me to look for us.
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No, it's so obvious that Future You
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would think that we would think
it was way too obvious,
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and that we'd never be
stupid enough to come here.
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I knew you'd come here.
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It was so obvious!
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You have three options
of what can happen next.
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You can be sucked
into a black hole,
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you can be hurled into a black hole,
or I can release you.
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Release me!
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Okay, I'll release you.
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Into a black hole.
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You paused on purpose!
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Kaz, please!
Talk to yourself!
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Convince Future You
not to terminate me!
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Okay, I'll do my best,
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but as you know, my best
is, like, D-plus, C-minus.
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(no audible dialogue)
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So he's not gonna
send me into a black hole?
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Ya know, actually
I forgot to ask about that.
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Then what was that
whole conversation about?
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Ah, well, he was upset that I
pointed my finger angrily like this.
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Said people in the future
do it like this.
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And I agreed.
I like his way better.
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Future Kaz, please!
Y-You don't want to do this!
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It's me! Oliver! Your best friend!
Your partner in crime!
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Actually, we haven't been best friends
since you became evil.
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And your partner in crime
is the villain Skullface.
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You're hilariously
mismatched.
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You like things to be neat,
and he...
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has a skull for a face.
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Hey, Gamma Girl.
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Uhh!
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Wow! She only shoved me!
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She used to scramble
my insides with gamma rays.
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I'm so popular now!
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Skylar, what are you doing?
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I paid the Human Blade to make
free smoothies for everyone.
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That way, I won't be the most
hated person in Mighty Med anymore!
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What?! No!!!
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Uh, you can't!
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I mean, I wouldn't give everyone
free smoothies if I were you.
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Yeah, because you're stingy
and hate happiness.
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True...
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but the bigger issue is...
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people hate smoothies.
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They're too smooth
and too delicious,
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and people hate things
that are too much of anything.
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You're crazy.
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I'm too crazy,
and that's why people hate me.
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Or...used to.
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All right, everyone,
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the Human Blade will make you
all fresh smoothies! My treat!
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(approving chatter)
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-(whoosh)
-Uhh!
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(grunting, screaming)
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Skylar,
look what you did!
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Why did you push Surge like that?
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Someone could have lost
a body part...
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that doesn't grow back.
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No, no, no!
I didn't push Surge.
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I saw you. And you cut off
Solar Flare's ponytail!
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Now she looks like
a pony with no tail!
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That's standing on two legs!
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And wearing
a Solar Flare costume!
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(angry chatter)
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Please! Don't do this!
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I'll give you anything you want!
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You want money?
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Wig or no wig.
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You do look good
in a wig.
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But this is useless to me.
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We don't have money
in the future.
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It's a purely
pollen-based economy.
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-Hey! That was my...
-Hey! That was my...
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-second-favorite shirt!
-third-favorite shirt!
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Third-favorite shirt?
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Yeah, we get a really cool shirt
in eleventh grade.
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Cool! Something
to look forward to.
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-(beeping)
-Ah.
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Looks like spraying that shirt
has altered the future.
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Oliver doesn't grow up
to be a villain anymore!
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Ha! That's great!
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But now I'm a villain!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I have some unfinished business
to attend to.
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Starting with...
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buying this action figure!
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Now to wreak havoc
on the city!
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-(door slams)
-I'm a villain?
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This is terrible!
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I know.
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On the bright side,
you're gonna be rich.
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I bet in the future
that action figure
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is worth ten times
as much pollen.
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This is bad.
250
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,834
I don't want to grow up
to be a villain!
251
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,667
I want to grow up to be
one of those wacky guys
252
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,792
who stands outside
car dealerships doing this!
253
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,291
Those are just dancing
balloon men.
254
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,291
They are?
255
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,750
Man, this is the worst day ever.
256
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:30,083
Um, Kaz. Your chin.
257
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,875
You know what
this means?
258
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:36,208
Yes. I have stubble.
259
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:39,875
I have stubble.
This is the best day ever!
260
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:45,041
But my shirt's still wet.
This is the worst day ever!
261
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,542
Future You said
he had a score to settle.
262
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,625
So where did he go?
263
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:53,375
Kaz. Quick, think of
everything you hate.
264
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:57,625
Do I have to?
You know I hate thinking.
265
00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:01,583
Right. And what place
makes you think?
266
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,375
School!
267
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:12,125
What are you doing?
268
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,041
This place brought me
so much misery
269
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:18,291
that I'm gonna tear down every Spirit Week
and pep rally poster in here!
270
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,792
-That's it?
-And then send the entire school
271
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,208
into a black hole and erase it
from the face of the Earth!
272
00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,333
Wow, we really do pause a lot.
273
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,792
You can't destroy the school.
274
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,333
There's a basketball game in the gym.
There're students here.
275
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:38,875
I don't care. That's the Number Two trait
of being a villain:
276
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,583
Not caring.
277
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,792
I don't care
what Number One is.
278
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,542
(yawns)
279
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,083
You can't beat me.
280
00:13:57,166 --> 00:14:00,625
I'm you! I know every move
you've got.
281
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,333
Yeah? Well, I know
your every weakness.
282
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,917
(both grunting)
283
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,750
-Ow! Watch the hair!
-Ow! Watch the hair!
284
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,125
Hey, Lizard Man.
Hey, Surge.
285
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,417
Wow! He only flicked
my forehead.
286
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,458
He used to zap me with electricity
until my gums bled.
287
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,125
Life is good.
288
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,625
(growling)
289
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,750
Skylar. What is that?
290
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:38,375
I'm going to give presents to all the
superheroes and staff at Mighty Med.
291
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,667
What?!
You can't do that!
292
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,875
I mean, because it's impossible
to buy friends.
293
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:47,458
Trust me. I've tried.
294
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:50,667
Oh ho.
These aren't nice presents.
295
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,667
I got people the most hurtful
gifts I could think of.
296
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,834
For Horace...
297
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:59,542
a video of bridges
being demolished.
298
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,667
For Philip, a huge hat
299
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,750
that'll make him think
his head is even tinier.
300
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:10,000
But then people will hate you
more than they already do.
301
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,458
I don't care.
302
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,458
I had so much bad stuff
happen to me this year...
303
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,291
losing my powers,
becoming evil,
304
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,875
almost kissing Oliver...
305
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:22,875
The only good thing in my life
306
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,417
was all my friends
here at Mighty Med.
307
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,458
And now I don't even have that.
308
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:32,041
So if everyone's going
to hate me for no reason,
309
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,750
I might as well give them
a real reason to hate me.
310
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,834
She's miserable,
and it's all my fault.
311
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,542
So this is what
guilt feels like.
312
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:50,667
I don't like it!
313
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,083
(both grunting)
314
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,250
Oooh!
315
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,667
Oh ho!
316
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:05,500
Aha!
Aha!
317
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,709
-Oh, nice.
-I know, right?
318
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:14,959
Yes!
319
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,041
Yaaaah!
320
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,041
Kaz!
321
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,417
This thing's fully charged.
Stay back or I'll use it!
322
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,291
I have seen the future...
323
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:41,500
and we're a villain.
Just accept it!
324
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,667
Well, maybe I can't change you,
but I can stop you from hurting anyone.
325
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,667
-What are you doing?
-I'm gonna send myself into a black hole.
326
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,375
That way I won't exist anymore
in the present,
327
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,041
and I won't become a villain
in the future.
328
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,250
Kaz, don't!
329
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,208
Oliver, he's threatening to destroy
the entire school.
330
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,250
Do you know what's in that gym?
331
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,625
Cheerleaders!
332
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:07,667
Really hot cheerleaders!
I can't let that happen.
333
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,375
-(whirring, beeping)
-Wait!
334
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,792
There's news from the future.
335
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,500
Ah. President George W. Bug
got reelected.
336
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,583
Oh! And Kaz is no longer a villain.
337
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,500
-I'm not?
-I'm not?
338
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:33,500
-That is awesome!
-That is awesome!
339
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,792
Wait. I don't understand.
What changed?
340
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,083
Remember this morning
I told you everything you do
341
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,250
determines what kind
of person you become?
342
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,041
Well, you're not a villain anymore
343
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:46,000
because you were willing
to sacrifice yourself to save others.
344
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,458
Well, mostly cheerleaders.
345
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:54,417
Okay, my work is done here.
I guess.
346
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,917
I was never totally sure
what I was supposed to do.
347
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,166
I'm so glad I got to meet you.
348
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,000
Can't wait to grow up to be you.
349
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,583
Thanks.
Can you do me one favor?
350
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:11,750
Start flossing your teeth. You can't
imagine how much dental work we need.
351
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,458
I can't make any promises.
352
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,500
Well, there's my ride.
353
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,750
Wait. Before you go,
I have one question.
354
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,792
Now that I'm not a villain in the future,
355
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:27,959
-what am I?
-I don't know...
356
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,917
but it turns out your face is
actually on a five dollar bill.
357
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,834
-Cool!
-Which we use to wipe our butts.
358
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,500
Again with the pauses!
359
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,709
Wow! What a day.
That was insane!
360
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:51,250
I know. Just when I thought
our lives couldn't get any crazier.
361
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,667
-I'm bored.
-I'm bored.
362
00:18:57,709 --> 00:19:00,166
Attention, everyone!
363
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,917
I've called you all together
for this meeting because...
364
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,834
Because I'm a maniac
and I must be stopped!
365
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:15,166
-Aah...
-(glass breaking)
366
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,667
Alan, what is wrong with you?
367
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:21,375
I told you. I'm a maniac
and I must be stopped!
368
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,917
No! I got everyone together
to give them those presents!
369
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,750
Hey, don't try to stop me!
370
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,000
But you just said,
371
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,834
"I'm a maniac and
I must be stopped!"
372
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,917
Well, I misspoke!
373
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,291
(whoosh)
374
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,000
Aaah!
375
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,667
Argghh!
376
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,041
What is wrong with you?!
377
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,000
You didn't just
destroy our presents...
378
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,750
you ruined all this
lovely wrapping paper!
379
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,875
And these bows!
380
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,417
You, sir, are a monster!
381
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,750
Alan, I know what you did.
382
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:24,041
The elevator smelled that way
when I got on. I swear!
383
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,125
I know you didn't want
everyone to keep hating me
384
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:30,000
so you took the bullet yourself.
And the darts.
385
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,750
And whatever
that guy is throwing.
386
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,542
I know you like to act
all mean and tough,
387
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:41,291
but deep down, you're
kind of a sweetheart.
388
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,166
(scoffs)
I'm not a sweetheart.
389
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,333
I said "kind of" a sweetheart!
390
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,458
I don't know what
you're talking about.
391
00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:50,458
I did this because...
392
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,750
people should do what they're good at,
and I'm good at being hated.
393
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:58,625
Well, just know that even if now you're
the most hated person here,
394
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,333
not everybody hates you.
395
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,458
Uhh! Uhh! Oohh!
396
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,417
Aaah! Uhh!
397
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,625
Huh. I did kind of miss that.
398
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:21,792
(theme music playing)
399
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,291
(boing)