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So Stefanie just texted me to say
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"I will never, ever,
ever, ever date you. Ever."
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I didn't even ask her out.
She just wanted to remind me.
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(cell phone chimes)
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A text from Stefanie.
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"I will never, ever, ever date Kaz ever."
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Please show this to Kaz.
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I wish I could find a pretty girl
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who knows that I work at Mighty Med
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so she'd know how cool I am.
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I told you, I'm fine.
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Nightstrike barely scratched me.
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It's Spark,
the girl who was born with superpowers
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after her mom,
an astronaut who was pregnant,
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was hit with gamma rays
while orbiting Mars.
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Why couldn't my mom
expose herself to gamma rays
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when she was pregnant?
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She wouldn't even eat sushi.
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Thanks for nothing, Mom.
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I said I'm fine!
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Spark is so awesome.
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I'm gonna go ask her out.
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No, you've never even met her.
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You can't just ask out a superhero.
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You have to become friends first,
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and then gradually transition
into something more.
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Trust me, I know everything
about being in love with a superhero.
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Yeah, except how to get
her to love you back.
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Yes, that part is harder.
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I'm just gonna go for it.
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I've already thought
of a brilliant line if she says no.
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I'll just say, "Who cares what you think?"
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That doesn't seem all that brilliant.
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Who cares what you think?
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Hey, girl, wanna go out with me?
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-I'd love to.
-Who cares what you--
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Wait, what?
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Yeah. Boys are always
too intimidated to ask me out.
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They usually wanna become friends first,
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then slowly transition
into something more.
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That's just stupid.
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I know.
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(scoffs)
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So, uh, when should I pick you up?
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I don't know. Maybe I'll pick you up.
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(man) Okay, yo.
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♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
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♪ You never know
By the looks on our face ♪
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♪ At the school when we enter
Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
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♪ Hit the comic store
Read up before the journey ♪
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♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
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♪ If we didn't have to work
We'd be here for hours ♪
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♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
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♪ But have you ever seen
superheroes on a gurney? ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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♪ Saving people that save people
After classes ♪
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♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
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♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
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♪ Seeing superheroes
That we only imagined ♪
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♪ This type of life
You got to have fight ♪
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♪ Put up your fists
And fight for what's right ♪
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♪ Never can tell
What we see is out of sight ♪
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♪ Do the same thing tomorrow
That we did tonight ♪
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♪ Will we save the world today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we all be safe today?
You never know ♪
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♪ Will we fly away or stay?
You never know ♪
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♪ But you know we're Mighty Med
Team up and let's go! ♪
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I'm so excited about our first date.
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Me, too. And I have
the perfect place to eat.
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You know that fancy restaurant
down on 5th Street?
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Sometimes, at the end of the night,
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they throw away their food.
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I can fly, remember?
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We can go anywhere.
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And I know exactly what we should do.
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Picnic on a cloud.
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This is incredible.
How am I staying up here?
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You're fine, as long as you hold my hand.
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(yells)
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Just kidding.
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I'm creating an anti-gravity field
all around us.
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So don't eat anything too heavy.
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Thank you for doing all this.
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I'd say I'm on cloud nine,
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but I don't really know
how many clouds there are,
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or what the numbering system is.
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Kaz, I'm having such a great time.
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I was nervous because
I haven't really dated very much.
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The truth is,
I've never had a real boyfriend.
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What? How is that possible?
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Even my sister has a boyfriend,
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and she looks like Shrek.
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(cell phone rings)
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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Oh, yeah, I'm...
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nowhere special.
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Just with a... friend.
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Yeah, dinner at 7:00. Yeah, I'll be--
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Who are you talking to?
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You have another girlfriend,
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and you're going to dinner
with her after our date?
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(yells) My phone!
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No! Must have internet at all times.
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Who is that boyfriend-stealing floozy?
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I'll rip her face right off her head!
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That boyfriend-stealing floozy
was my mother,
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telling me to be home for dinner by 7:00.
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Oops.
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Sorry. My mistake.
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Anyway...
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what were we talking about?
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Why you've never had a boyfriend before.
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Oh, yeah.
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I have no idea why.
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I think it's because
I'm not aggressive enough.
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Hey, Horace.
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Can I make a suggestion?
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I've already tried
all the dandruff shampoos,
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thank you very much.
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No, I was thinking
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maybe we should increase
the security here,
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given all the recent villain break-ins.
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Oh, please. Mighty Med is perfectly safe.
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We already have
foolproof measures in place.
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See.
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Forget the sign.
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Don't you think we should replace
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the broken security bots
and get better guards?
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The ones we have are a bunch of dummies.
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Are you talking about me or him?
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(laughs) You mean Henderson.
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He's just filling in for Jenkins,
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who's also a mannequin.
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Look, I'll prove it to you.
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I'll try to break in to the hospital,
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and you try and keep me out.
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And if you can't, then you have to let me
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implement new security measures.
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Oh, you're on.
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There is no way you're getting in here,
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because I have the utmost confidence
in my team.
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Right, fellas?
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Another reason
I deserve to make more than him.
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Hey, Kaz, how was the big date?
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It was a nightmare.
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(quietly) Spark
is completely crazy and jealous.
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Why are you whispering?
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You try dating a girl
who has super hearing
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and can fly at the speed of light.
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I can't talk right now.
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(screams)
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Why can't you talk right now?
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Uh...
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because I'm too busy talking to you.
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Aw!
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Did you see I decorated your locker?
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(nervous laughter) Pretty.
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See ya later.
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Aw, how sweet.
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You're blown away by me.
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I've got to figure out a way
to get out of this relationship.
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Just break up with her.
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I mean, I'm sure she'll be crushed--
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No, I'll be crushed.
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She said if I ever broke up with her,
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she'd crush my bones
and use them as bath salts.
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Sounds simultaneously
violent and relaxing.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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She can't hurt me if I'm already dead.
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So I'll just fake my own death.
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Why is that always your first suggestion?
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You said the same thing when your father
wanted you to mow the lawn.
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I'm serious.
All we have to do is fake my own death,
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then I'll lay low for a few weeks,
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and hopefully,
I'll never have to see her again.
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But I'll need your help.
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Forget it. This is crazy.
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I'm not gonna help
you lie to her like this.
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Well, if you don't help me,
then I'll just tell everybody at school
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about your fear
of falling airplane toilets.
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All right. Thank you all
for coming to "Kaz' funeral."
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Of course,
you all know why I use finger quotes.
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Yeah, we get it.
Your fingers are flexible.
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Well, so are mine.
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Come on, boys, we practiced this.
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Ooh, pizza!
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Wait. I didn't order any pizza.
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Then again,
maybe I did and I forgot about it.
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When I'm hungry,
I sometimes have short-term memory loss.
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Ooh, pizza...
Wait, I didn't order any pizza.
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Guards, make sure he's clean.
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I got this one.
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(sniffing)
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He's clean.
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What kind of soap do you use?
Do I smell sandalwood?
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Okay, fine.
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-Ha!
-(screams)
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I got you.
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Wait.
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So there's no pizza?
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Look how easily someone can sneak in here.
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I could've had a bomb.
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Or pizza.
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All right, Skylar, you proved your point.
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I'm putting you in charge
of improving security.
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Great. You'll see some real
changes around here.
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You guys mind if I take these boxes?
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I'm looking for a new place to live.
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My current roommate
just lies awake at night
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staring at me.
It's really creepy, Henderson.
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Oliver, I got your message.
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I can't believe Kaz is gone.
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What happened?
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(crying)
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He was trying to save
a bus full of... puppies...
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that swerved off a bridge.
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I blame the bus company.
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That's what they get
for letting puppies drive a bus.
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I mean, full-grown dogs, sure,
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but puppies don't have the attention span.
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I just wish I could've done
something to prevent it.
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Thank you for having
this memorial service, Oliver.
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The least I could do for my best friend
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is host this poorly catered,
sparsely attended memorial service.
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No kidding. Where is everybody?
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See if I come
to any of your fake memorials.
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What are you watching?
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My own funeral.
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See, I was afraid to break up
with my superhero girlfriend
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because I thought she'd destroy me,
so I'm pretending to be dead.
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This is a terrible idea.
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It's in poor taste,
and it can only end badly.
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Well, I think it's a brilliant idea,
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is in fine taste, and can only end goodly.
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Okay. It's your funeral.
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This is boring.
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Isn't there another funeral we can watch?
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I'm changing the channel.
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-Stop it.
-(beeps)
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It's my funeral, and I wanna watch it.
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Uh...
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Amazing.
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Kaz must've pre-recorded
a final good-bye message
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for his friends. Look at him.
It's almost as if he's still with us,
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and I could call out to him
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and say, "Kaz, I can see you right now
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on the monitor in the Domain."
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If I seem to be at a loss for words,
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it's because I'm dead.
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Okay, service is over. Everyone out.
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Because this is just too painful.
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Especially for his beloved girlfriend...
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Where'd she go?
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Oh, no.
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-Kaz.
-Oh.
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Hey, there you are, Oliver.
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Thank you for warning me.
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Hope that psycho Spark bought it.
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Um, Kaz.
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You might wanna turn around.
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(both scream)
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Hey.
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I was just talking about you.
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I cannot believe you!
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You faked your own death
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because you didn't want
to spend time with me?
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Okay, ordinarily, I would try
to lie my way out of this,
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but I'm just gonna tell the truth.
273
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I'm a ghost. Oooh.
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You two look like
you need to be left alone,
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because it's better
if there are no witnesses.
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(grunts)
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(cries)
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I thought you liked me.
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I can't believe I was so stupid.
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Good going, Kaz.
281
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,250
We're supposed to save superheroes,
not hurt them.
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Hope you're happy.
283
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Not really.
284
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She didn't cry at all
when she thought I was dead.
285
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What the heck?
286
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Horace, I've already taken several steps
to better secure the hospital.
287
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So have I.
288
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,083
Anyway...
289
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Our computers
contain top-secret information
290
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that villains would literally kill for.
291
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:44,834
So logging in will now
require a 75-character password.
292
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If anyone enters the wrong password,
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a defense system is armed.
294
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That's weird.
295
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My password won't work--
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-(shrieks)
-(alarm buzzes)
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Henderson, are you just gonna stand there?
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Help him!
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Next, I figured out a way
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00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,417
to prevent villains from stealing
our weapons and technology.
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If any of our equipment
is touched by anyone
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whose fingerprints have not
been authorized, an alarm is triggered.
303
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,333
Hey, why won't this thing turn on?
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(alarm sounds)
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(shrieks)
306
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,542
Oh, whew. That was close.
307
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,709
Kaz, what makes you think
that Spark came here?
308
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:42,125
I just followed the trail
of crumpled-up tissues.
309
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,208
Spark, I'm surprised
you're back on your feet
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after our last battle.
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You're tougher than I realized.
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(weeping)
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What are you doing?
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My boyfriend dumped me.
315
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,291
This is great.
316
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,959
I can't attack you while you're crying.
317
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,125
Everyone will think I'm a total jerk.
318
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:20,875
Why did he dump me? Why?
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00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:26,291
Look, I'll give you a minute
to pull yourself together.
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But then, I'm gonna have to destroy you,
321
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,250
because I've already told
people I was coming.
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00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,083
Kaz, you have to somehow
make her feel better,
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00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,000
or she's gonna get
destroyed by Nightstrike.
324
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,875
You know,
I just got out of a serious relationship,
325
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,709
and I don't hear anyone
asking about my feelings.
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00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,792
Nightstrike, do you mind if I...
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00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:52,959
Please.
328
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,041
Spark, this is all my fault.
329
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,583
I never should've asked you out.
I wasn't ready for a relationship.
330
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,166
But in my defense,
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00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,417
I had no idea how crazy you were.
332
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,667
That's who you're crying over?
333
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,583
What is wrong with you?
334
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:18,000
Spark, you have 30 seconds.
335
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,709
Spark, listen to me.
336
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,208
You're amazing.
337
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,917
You're beautiful and brave,
338
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,041
and an incredible hero.
339
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,583
You deserve someone
who will respect you, not hurt you.
340
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:34,083
You deserve someone
who'll make you laugh, not cry.
341
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,875
You deserve someone who'll love you
for the treasure you are.
342
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,125
You're right.
343
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,417
Thanks, Oliver.
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00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,083
All right, Nightstrike.
345
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,875
Now it's your turn to cry.
346
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Surrender,
or the not-so pretty boy gets it.
347
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,709
Watch out, Oliver.
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00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,750
Oh, me.
349
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,959
You really think I wanna keep him around?
350
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,041
Kaz broke my heart.
351
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,667
Spark, you were incredible.
352
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,333
Thanks.
353
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,458
And you're right.
354
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:07,166
I do deserve someone better than Kaz.
355
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,250
Someone like you.
356
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,417
What?
357
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,458
I agree.
Oliver would make a great boyfriend.
358
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,166
I would date him right now if I could,
359
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,417
but I can't,
'cause I just got out of a relationship.
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00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,333
(laughs)
361
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,917
Relax. I'm just kidding.
362
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,875
I would never date you, Oliver.
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00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,166
I may be unstable, but I'm not desperate.
364
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,041
Who cares what you think?
365
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,417
Horace, you are going to love
my next security feature.
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00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,333
Let's say a villain
somehow manages to get past
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00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,583
the electrified fence
and the bottomless pit
368
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,709
that I've installed
in the janitor's closet.
369
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,875
They'll still need to get past this.
370
00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:01,208
A laser grid
that will set off deadly booby traps
371
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,000
for any villain who triggers it.
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00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,250
(shrieks)
373
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,959
Skylar, I've seen enough.
374
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:16,500
Turn this thing off before a staff member
we actually care about gets hurt.
375
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,125
You have gone completely overboard
376
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:23,333
with these security measures.
What were you thinking?
377
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,041
I'm sorry, it's just...
378
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,667
When the Annihilator
broke in and turned me evil,
379
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,959
I almost hurt a lot of people I love,
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00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,333
and Alan.
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00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,750
I figured if I could keep Mighty Med safe,
382
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,709
then I'd never be able
to hurt anyone again.
383
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,083
I understand, Skylar.
384
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,166
Why don't we work together
385
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,000
and come up with a security system
that works for everyone?
386
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,959
I'll get you a tissue.
387
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,917
(alarm sounds)
388
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,625
Why would you put an alarm on that?
389
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,333
The weird thing is, I didn't.
390
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:06,667
Then who did?
391
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,667
(theme music plays)
392
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,333
(boing)
393
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:48,083
(boy) Yes!