Previously on Mighty Med ...
Mom?
We'll have dinner with my gentleman friend.
I want you to meet him.
I knew Bridget was the one for me.
What we should do is get engaged, so we did.
I came because I wanted to see my son.
Think of what your arch-enemy Razor Claw will do to Alan
if he finds out he's your son.
You have to hear this dream I had last night.
I was onboard an alien spaceship
that was carrying something called the Arcturion.
Ambrose, why don't you just make that into a comic book?
I'll even give you a writing credit.
You could use a fake name like Quimby Fletcher.
Everyone is crazy for my comic book.
I want the Arcturion found!
The Arcturion is real?
My boss won't stop until he gets his hands on it,
and becomes the most powerful man on Earth.
Then I guess it's up to the three of us
to find the Arcturion before Mr. Terror does.
Hey, that's the spaceship from my dream.
It's buried underneath the school.
(Skylar) The Arcturion is inside it.
Villains are drawn to the Arcturion's power
without even knowing why.
Until we know what to do with the Arcturion,
we need to hide it somewhere safe.
(distorted voice) Locate Quimby Fletcher and destroy him.
(cell phone ringing)
(normal voice) Hello, Oliver dear.
Okay, we cannot let the Arcturion get into the wrong hands.
Kaz, you hide it somewhere safe,
Skylar, you call the clean-up crew to get the spaceship and bring it here.
Why do I have to do any work?
I feel like you don't respect my laziness.
Kaz, just help.
I have a million things to do.
I need to unlock Mort's phone
so I can get Mr. Terror's contact information,
and I have to get extensions put in before my mom's wedding tomorrow.
You're getting hair extensions?
No. Leg extensions.
Mother wants me to be taller for the wedding photos.
Okay, I'm just gonna put the Arcturion in the vault safe.
(beeping)
Simon.
This is a safe, not a bedroom.
Come on, get up.
Dude, it's 3:00 in the afternoon.
Start your day already.
♪ Okay, go! ♪
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know by the looks on our face ♪
♪ At the school when we enter ♪
♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store, read up before the journey ♪
♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ But have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? ♪ ♪ You never know ♪
♪ But you know we're Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Saving people that save people after classes ♪
♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes that we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life, you got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fists and fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never can tell, what we see is out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? ♪
♪ You never know, will we all be safe today? ♪
♪ You never know, will we fly away or stay? ♪
♪ You never know, but you know we Mighty Med ♪
♪ Team up and let's go! ♪
Oh, Oliver, good. You're here.
We're having a bit of a crisis.
Don't worry, it's totally normal to have wedding-day jitters.
Oh, I'm not the one with the jitters.
Oliver, don't even look at me.
I have hair all over my face.
That's your goatee. You've always had that.
I have?
And you let me walk around like this?
See what I'm dealing with?
Now, Oliver, there's still a lot to do before the wedding,
so I'll need you and Alan to help with a few important errands.
Consider it done, future mom.
I'm here for you,
and for these delicious white chocolates.
Those are hand soaps.
Oh, great.
Because of all the stress, one eyebrow's higher than the other.
Then just lower it.
You made it worse.
(cell phone chimes)
Why don't you answer that?
I can't. It's not my phone.
Look. Keep this quiet,
but it's urgent I unlock this phone.
It belongs to a villain who's after me, and I need the password.
For the password, have you tried "sweater vest"?
No, but is that yours?
No.
Wait. Gus knows how to unlock phones.
I'll have him meet me at the Domain.
Oh, and do not tell my mom or Horace about any of this.
I don't want them to get more stressed.
You got it, pal. Your secret is safe with me.
Where's Oliver going?
To that stupid comic book shop.
I begged him to stay and help, but he refused.
I can't believe he would do that.
What would you believe, and then, let's go with that.
You look nice.
I'm getting ready for the wedding. But first, I need to put on my face mask.
What's that green thing?
Oh, this is my actual face.
What you see every day is a mask.
I'm kidding. I may have three bladders, but I don't have a hideous green face.
What's this? Why'd you take that green mask off?
You look so much prettier with it on.
It's an engine of an alien spaceship that was buried under our school.
The ship was too big to move all at once.
Yeah, the rest of the ship's in the garage.
We parked it in Tecton's spot.
The guy can fly; why he needs a moped,
I have no idea.
This spaceship... was there a pyramid in it
about yea big with a glowing Arcturion inside?
You've heard of the Arcturion?
It's a long story.
-Oh, then never mind. -A thousand years ago,
scientists from my home planet of Baaaaahh...
...created the Arcturion as a power source.
But they decided it was too dangerous for anyone to possess.
So they designed a spaceship
to launch the Arcturion into the nearest yellow sun.
Yours. And I flew that spaceship.
You were the pilot they trusted most,
out of all the people on Baaaaahh?
Not exactly. I was the janitor.
I was cleaning the spaceship and accidentally launched it
when I was fooling around with the controls,
pretending I was a space captain.
Hey, man, we have all been there before.
Right? Vroom-vroom. Pyew, pyew.
(both making spaceship noises)
Anyway...
Right. So the ship went off course and it went spiraling down,
and before it crashed, I was able to eject safely,
and landed in what is now Philadelphia.
I've always believed the Arcturion was lost forever.
Man,
those scientists must have been mad after they found out what you did.
Yeah, but I was already an outcast. back on Baaaaahh.
You know, because of my embarrassingly tiny head.
(both) Sure.
Anyway, I was banished forever
and forced to wander this city for the last ten centuries.
Wait. Okay.
What if we can, somehow, repair this spaceship's engine?
Then Philip can fly the Arcturion into the sun,
destroying it once and for all.
Yes. If I complete this mission, I can return to my planet as a hero.
It's time to make you proud, President Headly.
Let me guess. He was elected because of the size of his head?
No. In spite of it.
He has the second-smallest head on my planet.
(distorted voice) Mort, this is Mr. Terror.
I expect you to bring me Quimby Fletcher on a platter.
-(phone beeps) -I'm getting another call.
(normal voice) Is this the caterer?
I expect you to bring me tuna tartare on a platter.
Gus, I'm waiting in the Domain.
Hurry.
-Hey, Mom. - Oliver...
The wedding is in two hours.
Please tell me you are not at that silly comic book shop,
sitting on that ugly sofa.
Or standing next to those pathetic cardboard superheroes.
Look, Mom, the truth is, I...
am picking up a very special gift I got you and Horace for your wedding.
Oliver, that is so sweet.
You know, I was worried that you were unhappy I was remarrying,
or that you didn't like Horace.
But I'm so glad you approve.
It means everything to me.
Absolutely.
I'm... I'm happy for you, Mom.
Anyway, I'll be back at the hotel soon.
I can't wait to see your gift.
Just remember what I've always told you.
It's not the gift that counts.
It's how much it costs.
Bridget, have you seen Oliver?
I need him to delay the photographer.
I'm so nervous, I lost my smile.
I've smiled a million times in my life,
and the day I need it most, this happens.
I just spoke with Oliver. He's on his way back now.
My thoughtful boy was picking out a wedding gift for us.
What?!!
A gift?!
I mean... I wonder what gift Oliver got you.
Because I'm sure what I already got you weeks ago
is way better.
Thank you, Alan.
That brings a smile to my face.
Philip, I thought you were almost done. What's with all the loose parts?
These aren't loose parts. On my planet, this is food.
Want some nuts?
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut down on... junk.
I did it! I fixed the ship's engine.
Just think. In five minutes, I'll be all...
(making spaceship noises)
Would you stop?!
I'm gonna go get the Arcturion.
Hey, before you go, I'm just gonna open the case,
touch the orb, and get super powers real quick.
No, no, you can't. You can't open it.
Any mortal who tries to hold the Arcturion will perish.
Why are cool things always so dangerous?
Arcturions, chainsaws, kettle corn.
How is kettle corn dangerous?
You always end up eating the whole bag.
Oh, no. This is Gus' backpack. He must've taken mine by accident.
What?
We have the same backpack.
I keep forgetting that, which is hard,
because every time I see him, he yells, "Hey, backpack twin."
We need to find Gus and get your backpack.
Philip, we need to run out for a minute.
Oh, can you pick up some motor oil?
Uh, why? Are you thirsty?
No, I need to lubricate the engine.
What kind of freak drinks motor oil?
Finally. What took you so long?
I've been running as fast as I can for the last half hour.
Then I realized I was on a treadmill in the gym.
Never mind. Help me get into this phone.
-Okay. Do you have a microwave? -No.
Oh. So much for heating up this ravioli.
Wait! Do you have any parmesan cheese?
Stop with the ravioli.
It's not for the ravioli. I need it to unlock your phone.
Okay, there's Gus. There's your backpack.
And there's my standee.
Fifty percent off?
What's that all about?
What are you guys doing here?
Uh... uh... looking for you.
Yeah, uh... find Oliver, check.
Safely hide Arcturion, check.
Alternative to cash or credit card, check.
Wait, what are you doing here?
Gus is unlocking Mort's phone for me.
What a day. After this, I have to go shopping.
Oh, great.
For a minute, I thought you were gonna wear that tie clip.
Not shopping for me.
I haven't bought my mom a wedding gift, and I feel terrible.
Give her this. It's half off.
Anyway, I'm really glad you hid the Arcturion,
because now that it's unburied,
it'll probably attract more villains than ever.
Here you go. I unlocked your phone.
The password was Mort.
That's always the first thing I try.
See ya later, backpack twin.
Shoot.
No contact info for Mr. Terror.
Wait. I'll check his emails.
Okay, let's bring Philip back the Arcturi... yaah.
Okay, guys, don't panic. I have an idea.
Whew. That was close.
Can't you guys read the sign?
We're closed.
Okay, I think we lost them.
Now give me the Arcturion.
We don't have the Arcturion.
It's safely hidden away in...
You have the Arcturion, don't you?
Yes, but in my defense,
I had lost it up until, like, three minutes ago, so...
Oh, come on.
Skylar, look out!
Okay, guys, don't panic, don't panic.
I have an idea.
Hey, hi.
How's it goin'?
So I have the Arcturion.
You want the Arcturion.
So, uh... here you go.
Kaz!
At last. Ultimate power is mine.
Over my dead body.
That can be arranged.
Kaz, that was incredible. How did you know that would work?
I have 11 brothers and sisters.
This is exactly what happens when there's one slice of pizza left.
Oh, Serge, Gamma Girl.
I don't have a wedding present for Horace and Bridget,
so I really need your help. And by your help, I mean your valuables.
See you at the wedding.
Philip, we've got the Arcturion, but you need to destroy it right away.
It's starting to attract every villain on the planet.
I'm ready to go.
I'll leave Earth, launch the Arcturion into the sun,
thereby destroying it,
and return as the greatest hero in the history of Baaaaahh.
Philip, thank you so much.
I wish I had the words to express how grateful I feel, but I don't.
So, later, fool.
No, Kaz, thank you,
for making it so much easier to leave.
Come on, Philip, you know you love us.
Let's hug it out. Come on.
(thinking) This looks like a fantastic wedding present.
I'd better get going.
I just have to say good-bye to all my friends.
All right, I'm ready.
Wait. Where's the Arcturion?
It was here just a minute ago.
I don't know. Check your mouth.
-Did you eat it? -Why would I eat the Arcturion?
Why not? Twenty minutes ago, you were eating a bag of nails.
This was my one chance to be a hero. How could you do this to me?
And after I hugged you guys.
I feel so dirty.
(text alert chimes)
It's Oliver.
The wedding starts in 20 minutes.
Okay, we have to go,
but Oliver cannot find out about this.
Philip, keep looking for the Arcturion.
We have to go change and then go to Horace's wedding.
What? You were invited? I figured no one from work was.
Even Henderson was invited?
Well, actually, he's just Gamma Girl's date.
She likes the strong, silent type.
-Hey, Alan. -Don't "Hey, Alan" me.
Okay.
Uh, hello, Alan.
That's better.
Anyway, I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to become the favorite son by buying our parents' affection.
Well, it won't work, because my gift is way better than yours.
-What'd you get them? -Come closer. I'll whisper in your ear.
(loudly) I'm not telling!
There you are.
I got my mom's present,
but I still haven't found the contact info for Mr. Terror.
Give me that phone.
I'm collecting phones from the wedding guests
so no one gets distracted.
Kaz.
What's up?
Who are you?
-She's my-- -Friend. We're just friends.
This is certainly not a date. That was the agreement.
Well, I'm thrilled you're here.
This is an important day for me and Oliver.
And it's nice for my son to have friends by his side.
Even Kaz.
"Even Kaz"?
Wow! Your mom knows my name.
Usually, she just calls me "that one."
(cell phone ringing)
That's Mort's ringtone.
I have to find his phone. That could be Mr. Terror.
I missed the call.
Okay, maybe Mr. Terror will leave a voicemail.
Kaz, we're talking about a murderous villain
seeking world domination.
-There's no way he's leaving a message. -He left a message.
Mort, this is your last chance.
Bring me Quimby Fletcher's body in a box.
And if he doesn't fit, fold him up like a taco
so he does fit.
Okay, Oliver, you have to call him back.
Kaz, I'm sure Mr. Terror's phone is blocked.
He's an evil mastermind.
-He he's just gonna let you ring him up... -It's ringing.
(phone ringing)
My phone.
Oh, it's just one of my employees, Mort.
I'll just let it go to voicemail.
Your mother is Mr. Terror?!
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