(Kaz) Previously on Mighty Med...
I fixed the ship's engine!
Philip can fly the Arcturion into the sun,
destroying it once and for all.
Where's the Arcturion?
It's urgent I unlock this phone.
It belongs to a villain who's after me.
-Oliver, you have to call him back. -It's ringing.
-(phone ringing) -My phone.
Just one of my employees, Mort.
Your mother is Mr. Terror?
No. No way. My mom cannot be Mr. Terror.
Look through her purse.
It's the best way to learn everything about a woman.
She's just a regular mom person.
There's nothing in there but keys, a wallet.
A mask.
A voice modulator.
A sticky note that says "destroy Quimby Fletcher."
We have to find a way to get the Arcturion before she does.
(sighs) Sorry I'm late.
You would not believe how evil my mother is.
Just because Frederick is out sick, I have to walk my own giraffe.
Not now, Gus.
Anyway, I wasn't sure what wedding present
to get your mom, so I got her everything.
Did Gus just bring all these presents?
Yes, but can you leave? We're in the middle of something.
I don't care what Gus brought,
because I got them the best present ever...
a cool, glowing sphere inside a glass pyramid.
(all) What?
Exactly. When our mom sees it, she's gonna be, like,
"Whaaat!"
Alan, describe exactly how you wrapped your present.
In white paper with a silver bow.
I really wanted it to stand out.
Alan, Oliver, come take your places.
The wedding is about to start.
Unwrap all the presents until you find the Arcturion.
Okay.
-Wow! -You found the Arcturion?
No, these hand towels are really soft.
Kaz, stop fooling around and... wow.
These are soft.
♪ Okay, go! ♪
♪ Every day's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know By the looks on our face ♪
♪ At the school when we enter ♪
♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store Read up before the journey ♪
♪ All these new issues and superpowers ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work We'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody say that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ Have you ever seen Superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? You never know ♪
♪ You know we're Mighty Med Team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Saving people that save people After classes ♪
♪ We flip the page then jump to action ♪
♪ They call us normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes That we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life You got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fists Fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never can tell What we see is out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow That we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? ♪
♪ You never know Will we all be safe today? ♪
♪ You never know Will we fly away or stay? ♪
♪ You never know But you know we Mighty Med ♪
♪ Team up and let's go! ♪
Alan, what's your friend/comic book agent doing here?
The justice of the peace canceled at the last minute.
Something about finding me loathsome and repellent.
But as your best man, I acted quickly,
found a replacement.
Can you even legally do this?
I'm not questioning your experience.
It's just, you know, you're 14.
Don't worry, I'm a licensed wedding official.
I'm also a licensed mortician, a licensed plumber,
and I can even do your taxes.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I'm not licensed for that.
Alan, thank you for coming through as my best man.
You're like the nephew I always wanted...
to force to pretend to be my son.
You must be feeling a lot of emotions right now.
You have no idea.
(sighs) That's all the gifts.
Where is the Arcturion?
I don't know, but we have to search the rest of the hotel.
Wait! This must be it.
A Bundt pan?
I got them the same thing.
(Gus) Welcome, everyone.
My name is Gus, and I'll be officiating this wedding today.
(whistles)
What are you doing?
Officiating.
Let's make this quick,
because after this, I need to officiate a pee-wee football game.
I'm honored to be here today
to bring together two families.
Bridget and her son Oliver,
and Horace and his son Alan.
Alan is not his son.
-He's my son. -(all gasping)
What?
Horace, what is that man wearing a suit
that looks like he found it in a dumpster talking about?
I have no idea, but I'll take care of it.
Alan, would you mind coming with me?
(whistles)
Delay of wedding. Five yards.
Nelson, how could you?
You interrupted the wedding, put Alan in danger...
Who opened all my gifts?
Uncle Horace, I wanna know what's going on.
How did Nelson find out that he was my dad?
Alan... Here.
I have always known I was your father.
I don't understand.
If you knew, then why didn't you take care of me,
or teach me how to throw a ball?
I mean, look at this.
(crash)
No need to dwell on the past.
What we need to do is get back to my wedding.
No one's going anywhere.
Since I have the wedding rings, the ceremony can't continue without me.
Those are onion rings.
Wrong pocket.
I don't want any excuses.
What I want is for you to make up
for the last 15 years I spent without a dad,
right now.
Fifteen years? Alan, please. We barely have 15 minutes.
I'll take it.
One minute for every year of my life.
I'll start as a one-year-old.
Hurry and do it.
Uh... okay.
Here.
Swaddle me.
This is so exciting.
Just think, in a couple of minutes, I'm finally gonna be potty trained.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I'm going to find Horace.
I know who you are.
And I know who you are.
You are my handsome, brilliant, but somewhat underachieving son, Oliver.
I'm also Quimby Fletcher.
What?
I know everything,
because I work with Kaz, at Mighty Med, for Horace.
How could you be Mr. Terror?
How?
(sighs)
Tell me!
Fine.
Ten years ago,
I was reviewing some top-secret files at work,
and I discovered that superheroes were real,
and that my boss was actually a super villain
named Argento.
He'd been trying to find the Arcturion for years.
And when I confronted him about it,
he said if I told anyone, he would destroy you.
I couldn't let anyone hurt you, so I...
eliminated Argento.
And then, I took over his empire so that no one
could ever threaten you again.
I'm doing all of this for you, sweetheart.
To create a world where I have total control,
so I can protect you.
You don't need to protect me, I need to protect you.
From yourself, and that's why
I can never let you get your hands on the Arcturion.
Gus, have you seen Alan?
Let me check the replay.
Alan left with Horace right before he could give
Oliver's mom that present that clearly looks like
a Bundt pan in a pyramid-shaped box.
Oliver, grab that gift. We have to return it to the store...
in the sun.
No, Oliver!
Mom, could you just forget about this whole thing,
and go back to being my mother?
Please.
At last, ultimate power is mine.
(people screaming)
(grunts)
Thanks, Dad.
Eight-year-old me loves pillow forts,
and pillow farts.
(Nelson laughs)
I wish you could've known your grandpa.
Boy, could he pillow fart.
Look, Bridget's waiting.
You've had a full eight minutes of father-son bonding.
Isn't that enough?
No! I spent an entire childhood without a dad.
Now you want me to give up the last seven minutes?
I hate you! You're ruining my life!
Wow.
I guess he jumped ahead to his teenage years.
(grunts)
Ah!
Take these villains to Mighty Max prison.
Gather up all the guests and erase their memory of the past hour.
It's gonna be hilarious watching them trying to figure out
where they parked.
Oliver, you know I don't belong in prison with those thugs.
I'm your mother.
I love you.
I love you, too, Mom, but I'm sorry.
Your reign as Mr. Terror is over. The Arcturion is safe in my hands.
And now it's safe in my hands.
So, you're Mr. Terror?
And you've been trying to get me to knock off your own son?
And I thought my family was dysfunctional.
Finally.
Absolute power will be mine.
We have to stop her.
Skylar, don't. Let me.
Mom, don't do this.
Please.
No!
Mom?
We're losing her.
Okay, we need to find Horace.
If she dies, he can use his last remaining Caduceo power
to bring her back to life.
But she'd still have the energy of the Arcturion inside her,
and she'd be an unstoppable villain,
which is bad because she hates me.
What if we suck the power out of her?
Hapax drained the evil out of Skylar.
He can probably do the same for my mom.
It's a good idea. Let's go, Oliver.
I can't.
I need to stay with my mother.
Okay, Kaz and I will go through the wormhole transporter
and then go find Hapax on Caldera.
Alan, come out of there.
You're acting like a 15-year-old who's acting like a 14-year-old.
(Alan) No. These past few minutes of childhood were the best.
Why couldn't Nelson have been there for real
and teach me how to be a better normo?
Go ahead.
Tell him the truth.
Alan, I think it's time
you found out why I couldn't be there for you.
It's because I'm the superhero Optimo.
I couldn't let anyone know that you were my son
because my nemesis, Razor Claw, would have destroyed you.
Wait.
So, you mean, I'm not a normo?
Thank goodness!
I spent the whole last year trying to be one.
I didn't like it.
What a wonderful day.
You two have patched things up,
I'm gonna marry a beautiful woman,
and somebody's got their smile back.
Okay, I've got the wormhole transporter, and an atmosphere regulator patch.
You ready?
Maybe this is a bad idea. We don't have time for this.
What if Hapax isn't in his cave,
or he refuses to come with us because he's sick,
or slow-roasting a turkey?
They require constant basting.
Stop worrying.
It won't take long.
I stand corrected.
That took forever.
Don't worry. What took you six hours on Caldera
only took two seconds on Earth.
When you travel through a wormhole,
time-space for the traveler expands at a different rate
relative to a fixed observer on Earth.
Are we still in a wormhole,
because that explanation also took forever.
Let's get back to Oliver's mom.
Now, this is your first time back on Earth in 30 years.
I have to warn you,
things have changed a lot.
Oh, I have basic cable. I'm all caught up.
Hey, Mom, everything's going to be okay.
(text alert chimes)
Mom, I'm going to get Horace.
I think he can save you.
I know the real you is still in there.
I love you, Mom.
Bridget! Darling. I'm back.
Horace, she's hurt.
She's hurt?
I'm the one who's getting the silent treatment.
Uncle Horace, look at her.
Bridget!
Oh, my darling. Bridget.
She's gone.
Don't worry, my love.
I'll save you.
But, Uncle Horace, that's your last Caduceo power.
You'll never be able to save anyone again.
Who better to use it on than Bridget?
The kindest, most angelic creature on earth.
Thanatoi bios!
Bioi thanatos!
She's alive.
And she's evil.
Oliver, I know she makes you wear a life jacket in the bathtub,
but I'd hardly call that evil.
Are you all right, pookie bear?
How are you feeling?
How am I feeling?
To answer your question, Horace,
I'd say I'm feeling pretty good.
What is going on, Bridget?
Please. Call me Mr. Terror,
and everything is going exactly as I planned.
I knew if I touched the Arcturion,
that it would give me ultimate power,
but would destroy me in the process.
So you manipulated me into falling in love with you
so I would use my Caduceo power
to bring you back to life?
Yes.
And now, I'm the most powerful being
on the planet!
Teach you to leave your car running with no one in it.
Don't you care about the environment?
Please, Mom, you gotta stop.
I told you, Oliver. I'm doing this all for you.
We need to do something before she gets away.
I'll take it from here.
Sorry to crash your wedding.
Dad!
Anyone else wanna challenge me?
Yes.
Step aside.
(car alarm blaring)
Well, this has been fun,
but I have a world to conquer.
(laughs)
I can't believe my mom is evil.
I know.
How can my darling Bridget do something so terrible?
And on a bridge, no less.
I'm so glad you're all right.
Thanks, son.
Sorry again I lied to you.
It's okay, Dad.
I lie all the time.
We have to figure out a way to stop my mom
and turn her not evil.
We will, I promise.
You okay? Do you want a hug?
I really do. Thank you, Skylar.
I got you, buddy. Bring it in.
What the heck?
Do we have powers?
When we touched my mom while she was holding the Arcturion,
we must've absorbed some of its energy.
I did it.
I finally have powers.
Are you kidding me?
Something weird is going on.
Did you two switch shirts?
They're floating.
No, that's not it.
Okay, let's get down.
We could do that, or...
This is...
awesome!
(theme music playing)