1 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:33,333 [rock music playing] 2 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,208 [Kid Rock] Whoo. Yeah. 3 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:41,750 Somebody make some motherfucking noise in here! 4 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,500 Fuck these people. 5 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:47,500 - [mellow music playing] - [chatter] 6 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,291 Man, this place is unbelievable. 7 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:51,667 Fucking Goolybib, man. 8 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:53,458 Those guys build a mediocre piece of software, 9 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,542 that might be worth something someday, 10 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:57,166 and now they live here. 11 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,917 There's money flying all over Silicon Valley 12 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:01,500 but none of it ever seems to hit us. 13 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,125 What the hell are you eating? 14 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:05,792 Liquid shrimp. It's 200 dollars a quart. 15 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,708 Wylie Dufresne made it. 16 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:09,959 How does it taste? 17 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,500 Like how I would imagine cum tastes. 18 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:15,208 You guys taking it all in? 19 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,208 Because this is what it looks like when 20 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:21,000 Google acquires your company for over 200 million dollars. 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,458 Look Dustin Moskovitz. 22 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,542 Elon Musk. Eric Schmidt. 23 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,125 Whatever the fuck the guy's name is who created Photrio. 24 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:31,875 I mean, Kid Rock is the poorest person here. 25 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:33,166 Apart from you guys. 26 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:35,500 OK, there's 40 billion dollars 27 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,583 of net worth, walking around this party. 28 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:39,875 And you guys are standing around drinking shrimp 29 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,834 and talking about what cum tastes like. 30 00:01:41,834 --> 00:01:45,208 Yeah, I heard that. You guys live in my incubator 31 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:48,166 You've got to network. That's why I brought you here. 32 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,834 I got us in here. 33 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:52,333 Javeed over there is my ex-room-mate. 34 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,000 Yeah, but I drove. 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,125 Eric Schmidt, Erlich Bachman. 36 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,583 It's amazing how the men and women at these things 37 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,000 always separate like this. 38 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,875 Yeah, every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a Hasidic wedding. 39 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:09,542 Not even the Goolybib guys were talking to girls. 40 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:11,375 They don't have to, Big Head. 41 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:13,375 This house talks to girls. 42 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:16,417 [glass clinking] 43 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:19,458 Hello! Whoo! 44 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:22,583 I got seven words for you. 45 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,708 I love 46 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:26,750 Goolybib's integrated- 47 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,375 multi-platform-functionality! 48 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:33,708 - Yeah! Whoo! - [low applause] 49 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:35,834 But seriously, 50 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:39,542 you know, a few days ago, when we were sitting down with Barak Obama, 51 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:40,792 I turned to these guys and said, 52 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:43,875 "OK, you know, we're making a lot of money. 53 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:47,375 And yes, we're disrupting digital media. 54 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:50,166 But most importantly 55 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,959 we're making the world a better place. 56 00:02:52,959 --> 00:02:54,125 Through constructing elegant 57 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:59,083 hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility." 58 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:01,708 So everyone. 59 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:05,583 Here's to many more nights just like this one. 60 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:10,417 Take it away, my good friend, Kid Rock. 61 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,333 What a dick. 62 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:24,291 [electronic music playing] 63 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:27,375 Big Head, there is a personal ad section 64 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,625 on this Asperger site. 65 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,291 Holy shit, this one is looking for 66 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:32,417 a "relationship that has the potential to become 67 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:33,917 sexual in nature." 68 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,500 Boy, is she on the spectrum. 69 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,125 She can't even make eye contact with the camera. 70 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:39,875 Richard, can I talk to you for a second? 71 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:44,333 - Solo. - Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:47,792 We need to talk about Pied Piper. 73 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,417 What about it? The website's up and running, 74 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:53,208 I'm just redesigning the compression. It just needs users. 75 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:55,041 Yeah, no shit. 76 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:56,625 But even if somebody wanted to use it 77 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,583 they wouldn't be able to figure out how to. It's incomprehensible. 78 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,834 Now, Richard, when you pitched me 79 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:04,208 Pied Piper you said it was gonna be, "The Google of Music." 80 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:06,041 Which is a really rad way to pitch something. 81 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:08,458 I mean, I liked it. I thought it had "Applications". 82 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,834 No, it has all that. Look, when it blows up, 83 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,250 and it will once it reaches a critical mass of users, 84 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,375 Pied Piper will be able to search the whole world 85 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:18,000 of recorded music to find out if there's a match to see if 86 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 you're infringing on any copy righted material. 87 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,750 So, if you're a song writer or a band... 88 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,041 OK, first of all, nobody gives a shit 89 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:25,333 about stealing other people's music, OK? 90 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,375 Everybody involved in the music industry 91 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,542 is either stealing it or sharing it. 92 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,750 They're all a bunch of assholes, especially Radiohead. 93 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,333 - Look, Richard... - No. 94 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,375 Yeah, they're assholes. 95 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,834 Now, look, Richard, if you want to live here, 96 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:37,875 you've got to deliver. 97 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:41,834 I can't have dead weight at my incubator, OK? 98 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:44,333 Either that, or show some promise for fuck's sake. 99 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:47,083 Like NipAlert. Big Head's app. 100 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:49,917 It gives you the location of a woman with erect nipples. 101 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:51,625 Now, that's something people want. 102 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,875 Richard, you need to get in touch with humanity. 103 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,041 When I sold my company, Aviato, 104 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,875 I wanted to give back. That's why I started this place, 105 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:01,708 to do something big. To make a difference. 106 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,542 You know, like Steve. 107 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:08,417 Uh, Jobs or Wozniak? 108 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:09,708 Steve Jobs or Steve... 109 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:11,917 Oh, I heard you. 110 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:14,166 - Which one? - Jobs. 111 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:19,542 I mean, Jobs was a poser. He didn't even write code. 112 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:22,500 You just disappeared up your own asshole. 113 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,333 - You know that? You did. - Well, technically... 114 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,917 Big Head, I'm gonna be meditating. 115 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:34,458 He knew how to package the ideas, but it was Wozniak that... 116 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:37,250 What is Hooli? Excellent question. 117 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,000 Hooli isn't just another high tech company. 118 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,125 Hooli isn't just about software. 119 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:45,458 Hooli. Hooli is about people. 120 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:48,333 Hooli is about innovative technology 121 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,083 that makes a difference, 122 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,166 transforming the world as we know it. 123 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,250 Making the world a better place, 124 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,667 through minimal message oriented transport layers. 125 00:05:57,667 --> 00:06:00,959 I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness 126 00:06:00,959 --> 00:06:06,917 if first we achieve goodness. 127 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:08,750 Erlich is gonna kick me out. 128 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,750 And I can't afford to pay rent here. 129 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,208 It's insane. $2800 a month, 130 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:15,625 $4500 a month... with five people. 131 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,125 Jesus! Why is it so expensive here? 132 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:22,667 Look at this place, it's a shithole. 133 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:25,083 Uh-oh. Here's another one. 134 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:27,750 Miss Palo Alto, 2K14. 135 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:32,250 There she goes. 136 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:36,083 Oh God, the marketing team is having another bike meeting. 137 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:37,625 Douchebags. 138 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:42,125 Yup, another day inside the Gavin Belson cult compound. 139 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:44,750 Hey, did you hear what Peter Gregory is doing? 140 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:46,708 You mean buying that island in the Pacific? 141 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,458 No, he's building one actually. 142 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:49,917 Baller. 143 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:51,917 Anyway, he's also offering a hundred K 144 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:53,834 to people willing to skip or drop out of college 145 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:55,125 to pursue their idea. 146 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,458 I don't know what happened to that guy, 147 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,959 but he really hates college. 148 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:01,667 Anyway, he's doing a TED TALKS in Palo Alto tonight. 149 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,333 - We should try to get in. - I dropped out of college. 150 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:06,667 Maybe I should re-enroll and drop out again. 151 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:14,291 Try and get the money. 152 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:15,667 Brogrammers. 153 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:17,834 Oh, no, no. 154 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,083 Hey, uh, a double macchiato for me, dude. 155 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:22,625 Yeah. 156 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:25,625 Hey, Rico, you been working out? 157 00:07:25,625 --> 00:07:27,500 No. No, I have not. 158 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,375 I don't have time to even if I wanted to. 159 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,000 I'm too busy working on my website. 160 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,834 Uh, I just, I don't want to end up being a Hooli lifer. 161 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:36,125 You know, working here forever. 162 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:40,458 Yeah, working for the most innovative company in the world, 163 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:43,625 with top pay and vested stock options. 164 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:45,500 I can totally see why you wouldn't want that. 165 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:48,250 Yeah, you're like an artist. An entrepreneur. 166 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,708 An iconoclast. 167 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,667 I don't know, maybe. 168 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,667 Dude, We're just messing with you. 169 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:58,291 But we really want to help you with your site. 170 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:01,083 What's it called? 171 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:03,625 Pied Piper. 172 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,250 - Dude, sounds amazing. - Yeah. 173 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,583 Why don't you shoot it over to us and we'll give it a look. 174 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,250 Maybe we can help. 175 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,291 - Uh, really? - Yeah. 176 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,375 OK, yeah. 177 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:17,041 I mean it's always good to have more eyes on it. 178 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:23,542 It's... Sent it. 179 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:27,000 Oh, you're making fun of me. 180 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,250 - Dude, no. - No, you are. 181 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,125 - Aw, Ricky, man. - Ricky. Ricky, come back. 182 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,750 It's actually Richard, so that's... 183 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:38,083 - Pied wiper. - Wide diaper. 184 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:41,583 Gates, Ellison, 185 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:46,041 Jobs, Dell. 186 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:49,750 All dropped out of college. 187 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,250 Silicon Valley is the cradle of innovation 188 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:55,375 because of drop outs. 189 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:59,667 College... has become a cruel 190 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:04,000 expensive joke on the poor 191 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,625 and the middle class 192 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:10,458 that benefits only the perpetrators of it. 193 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:14,750 - The bloated administrators. - You are a dangerous man, 194 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,458 spewing ignorance! 195 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:18,875 I don't think so. 196 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:21,291 I'm just saying people should trust themselves 197 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:25,834 more than a system that happily churns out unemployed debtors 198 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,959 and provides dubious value. 199 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:32,250 The true value of a college education is intangible. 200 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:36,500 The true value of snake-oil is intangible as well. 201 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,583 [laughter] 202 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:43,250 Fascist. 203 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,750 Anything? 204 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,834 The usual riffs on Twitter and Instagram. 205 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:50,166 Nothing I'd fund. 206 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,333 - Hi, excuse me, Mr. Gregory? - [sighs] 207 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,750 I have an idea I'd love to pitch you, if you have time. 208 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:57,500 Oh. 209 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,000 Well, that is before I just give up and go back to college. 210 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,333 Don't! Do not do that. 211 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,959 Go work at Burger King. 212 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:07,500 Go into the woods and forage for nuts and berries. 213 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:12,542 Do not go back to college! 214 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:15,041 I think I have been played. 215 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,834 Fine. Go ahead and pitch. 216 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:19,333 You have until I fasten the seatbelt in my car. 217 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,959 Thank you so much. 218 00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:23,458 Pied Piper is a proprietary site that lets you find out 219 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:26,708 if your music is infringing on any existing copyrights. 220 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:29,625 So, imagine you were a song writer, OK? 221 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,708 I don't think I could write a song. 222 00:10:31,708 --> 00:10:34,750 Yeah, no, just imagine if you were. 223 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:38,834 I don't even think I could say, "Pied Piper is a proprietary site." 224 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:41,208 Well, I just did but it wasn't easy. 225 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,250 Crunching all those songs 226 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:46,917 to find matches sounds like it would take incredible processing power. 227 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,041 - I mean... - Yes. 228 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:51,125 Yes, it does. 229 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:54,875 No, no. Its... I made an algorithm. 230 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:59,875 Look, why don't you send me a link to your project and we'll take a look. 231 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,750 OK, yeah, great. 232 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,291 I put the prototype up on Github. 233 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,417 Pied Piper. I'll look it up. 234 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,000 It's like the fable with the kids 235 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:21,250 and then the rats and the music. 236 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,125 That is a narrow car. 237 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:28,250 Fucking billionaires. 238 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,875 Hey, wanna check out twig-boy's website? 239 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:35,708 Yes, I do. 240 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:38,417 You have to download your own media player? 241 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:39,333 Ahh. 242 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:45,959 look at me, I traveled back to 2009. 243 00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,458 Wait a sec. 244 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,208 What is this file size? 245 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,375 1.2 Megabytes? No way. 246 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:58,542 Wow, that doesn't sound at all downgraded. 247 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,125 The file size is like, half. 248 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:04,417 And look how fast this search is. 249 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:08,875 Holy shit, how did it find a match that fast? 250 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:13,125 It's like it's searching compressed files? 251 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,625 No way. 252 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,875 [rock music playing] 253 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,333 Look at that Weissman score. 254 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,959 2.89. 255 00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:24,208 Hey, Where have you two been? 256 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,458 We're playing the multi-channel router team in five minutes. 257 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,667 OK, how the hell did he do this? 258 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:35,667 And the compression is totally lossless. 259 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:42,291 And he's somehow figured out a way to do a search on a compressed data space. 260 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,750 - Holy shit. - Yeah. 261 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,708 And I don't think he even realizes what he has here. 262 00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,667 He's using it for some silly songwriter app. 263 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,667 All these guys are like that, they're all about consumer facing. 264 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,500 Right, but you take something like this, 265 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,291 make it business facing and use it for enterprise? 266 00:12:55,291 --> 00:13:00,000 The applications could be endless. 267 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,500 Hey, I thought you were a Satanist? 268 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,834 I'm a LaVeyan Satanist 269 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,667 with some theistic tendencies. 270 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,125 Oh, some theistic tendencies. 271 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,667 Well then, what's with the cross? 272 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,834 It's an upside down cross. 273 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:16,500 Not from here it isn't. 274 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,375 Oh, I see, you know what you should do? 275 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,208 You should get another tattoo that says, "This side up" on it. 276 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,875 How does this translate into Farsi? 277 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,208 That's not the language I speak. 278 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:29,417 [Erlich] Frontier Airlines just happened to like mine, Aviato. 279 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,875 And that's how I got to where I am. 280 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,417 So... what do you got? 281 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,542 OK, here it is. 282 00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,542 Bit Soup. 283 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,375 It's like alphabet soup but 284 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:48,750 it's ones and zeros instead of the letters. 285 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:52,083 'Cause it's binary. You know, binary is just ones and zeroes. 286 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,333 Yeah, I know what binary is. 287 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,917 Jesus Christ! I memorized the hexadecimal times tables 288 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,375 when I was 14 writing machine code! 289 00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,625 OK. Ask me what nine times F is. 290 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,041 It's fleventyfive. 291 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,000 I do not need you telling me what binary is, 292 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,041 just like I don't need you thinking about soup or taking pictures of it. 293 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,917 I need you thinking about apps, software, websites. 294 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:16,959 This is Silicon Valley, all right, not... 295 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:20,250 ...Paris, Texas. 296 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,125 That's where Campbell's Soup is. 297 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:25,667 - [cell phone ringing] - [chatter on computer] 298 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,917 [sighs] It's the Hooli number again. 299 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,291 It's probably those brogrammers. 300 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,750 Can't wait to tell me how stupid my website is. 301 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,959 Assholes. 302 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:37,500 Hello, Richard Hendricks. I'm a total fucking retard. 303 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:41,875 Uh. Hi, this is Jared Dunn calling from Hooli. 304 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,375 I'm calling a behalf of Gavin Belson. 305 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,125 I didn't... hi. 306 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,667 Gavin is very excited about your Pied Piper application 307 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,625 and we were wondering if you could come in 308 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,333 for a sit-down with us. 309 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,291 - Are you available now. - OK. 310 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:58,208 - Sure. Yes. - OK, we'll be here. 311 00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,959 [stutters] Good-bye. 312 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:03,458 Uh, I have a meeting with Gavin Belson. 313 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,792 He likes Pied Piper. 314 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,792 - Holy shit. - I own 10 percent of Pied Piper. 315 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,291 You said it was a shitty idea. 316 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,375 It was a shitty idea. 317 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,792 I'm not sure what it is now. 318 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:14,208 - What time's the meeting? - Right now. 319 00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:18,500 I'm gonna need a better shirt. 320 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,667 Holy shit. 321 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:33,750 What the fuck am I waiting for? See ya. 322 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,917 Well, it's like Gavin always says, "It takes change to make change." 323 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:41,375 Yeah, I think I've seen that written around. 324 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,333 - Hey. - Hi. 325 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,166 Gavin is running 30 minutes late 326 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:51,000 but you should know he is very excited to see you, Richard. 327 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,458 He's with his spiritual advisor. 328 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:53,959 He shouldn't be that much longer. 329 00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:57,458 I'm a VP here and I only get to see him about ten minutes a month. 330 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:01,708 But that 10 minutes is just incredible. 331 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,542 I heard Richard Hendricks was here. 332 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,667 Have you ever met Gavin before? 333 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,333 - No. - No? 334 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,041 Oh, I told him, it's amazing. 335 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:16,750 That hardly begins to describe it. 336 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,708 It's weird. 337 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,500 They always travel in groups of five. 338 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,250 These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, 339 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,375 short skinny Asian guy, 340 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,750 fat guy with a ponytail, 341 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,792 some guy with crazy facial hair 342 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,834 and then an East Indian guy. 343 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:38,583 It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group. 344 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:44,875 You clearly have a great understanding of humanity. 345 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,500 And Gavin said: I'm not humiliating you, 346 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,583 I'm elevating you. 347 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,542 Ah, Gavin. 348 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:58,125 [cell phone ringing] 349 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,667 This is Richard. 350 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:04,000 It's Peter Gregory. 351 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,750 Ah, no. 352 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:08,667 Come on, Big Head. 353 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,291 Yeah, I'm coming. Slow... 354 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,417 Why are you going that fast? 355 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,583 We've got a meeting with Gavin Belson. Pick up the pace. 356 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:23,542 - We honestly don't. - Come on. 357 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,417 I'm actually outside of Gavin Belson's office right now, Mr. Gregory. 358 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:30,792 Uh, here he comes, so can I call you back in... 359 00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:36,625 So, Richard Hendricks is here! 360 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,834 There you are, Richard. 361 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:41,250 So sorry these gentleman have kept you waiting. 362 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,959 - That's fine. - So here's the thing. 363 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:45,000 I love what you did. 364 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,291 - Really? - Fill him in, Jared. 365 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:50,125 Now, as you know, Hooli is seen as possibly 366 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,166 the most progressive company in the world. 367 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:54,792 Part of that is Gavin's commitment to social justice, 368 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:57,417 but part of it is his personal commitment 369 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,458 to the people that work at Hooli. 370 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,959 In that spirit Gavin is prepared to give you a very substantial raise... 371 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,458 and a promotion to go with it. 372 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,333 I own 10 percent. 373 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,458 He created it while living in my incubator. 374 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,708 Erlich Bachman. This is Big Head. 375 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:15,875 I don't know what any of that means, but I'll give you six hundred thousand dollars for it. 376 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,000 We have the reach and the resources to take what you have done 377 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,875 and push it to the global level. 378 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:25,125 That is a generous offer. 379 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,667 Shit, sorry. Hello. 380 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,125 Really? No shit, that's... 381 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,792 Uh, yeah, yeah. No here. It's Peter Gregory. 382 00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,542 Not sure how he got my number? 383 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:38,708 Uh, this is Richard. 384 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,917 I'll give you three million dollars for it right now! 385 00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:46,625 Ah, Gavin Belson just offered me three million dollars for Pied Piper. 386 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,041 I'm prepared to give you three hundred thousand dollars. 387 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:54,875 Peter Gregory just offered me 300, um... 388 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,625 Did you say thousand dollars? 389 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,375 For ten percent of your company. 390 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,083 OK, four million. 391 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,208 200 thousand. 392 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,542 - For five percent. - Huh? 393 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,417 You just went down. 394 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:10,917 No, you're still valued at four million dollars. 395 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:15,291 But you own ninety-five percent of a potential billion-dollar company. 396 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:19,166 And not just that, I will help you build this company. 397 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,917 I will introduce you to the people you need to know 398 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,208 and provide the counsel that you need. 399 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,792 I will take a small piece, but the company will belong to you. 400 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,583 Not Gavin Belson. 401 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,750 You have until tomorrow to decide. 402 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,583 Ah, OK. 403 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:40,458 - Um, you know. - Pull your head out of your ass, Richard. 404 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:45,625 I'm offering you four million dollars right now. 405 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,250 I'm.... 406 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:53,041 That is a lot of money. 407 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,917 You know, I actually have to... 408 00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,291 I've got to go to the bathroom. 409 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,667 I've got to pee. 410 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,041 It's desperate. I'm bursting. 411 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,000 I'll be right back, but right now... 412 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,250 OK, 10 million. 413 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,917 No. Maybe. 414 00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,125 I didn't mean to snap at you. 415 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,959 I'll talk... in a bit. 416 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:18,583 Won't be long. 417 00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,959 Little more about me. 418 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,458 I am the founder of Aviato. 419 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:24,083 and I own a very small percentage of Grindr. 420 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,834 It's a men to men dating site 421 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,750 where you can find other men within 10 miles of you. 422 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,792 interested in having sexual intercourse in a public restroom. 423 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:35,125 In the homosexual community there's sometimes anonymous... 424 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,458 I know what Grindr is. 425 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:43,917 I have gay friends. 426 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:48,625 [retching] 427 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,458 So you will survive. 428 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,166 It's just a garden variety panic attack. 429 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,834 Welcome to Silicon Valley. 430 00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,708 We see people like you all the time. 431 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:58,250 - Really? - Yes. 432 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,792 It's just I have to make this decision by tomorrow. 433 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,250 Yeah. You know, a while back, 434 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,500 we had a guy in here in almost the exact same situation, 435 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,500 "Take the money or keep the company." 436 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,667 What happened? 437 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,166 Well, a couple months later 438 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,625 he was brought into the ER with a self-inflicted gunshot wound. 439 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,667 I guess he really regretted not taking that money. 440 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:20,000 He shot himself because he turned down the money? 441 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,583 Yeah. 442 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,959 Or no, he took the money. 443 00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:25,708 Or no. 444 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,125 No, he did not. I don't... You know what? 445 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,750 I don't remember. But whatever it was, 446 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,542 he regretted it so much that he ended up shooting himself. 447 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,834 - And now he's blind. - He's blind? 448 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,875 Yeah, just FYI, if you're ever gonna shoot yourself, 449 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,542 don't hold the gun up to your temple, OK? 450 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,667 Because that just basically just took out 451 00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,250 both of his optic nerves and then, 452 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,708 you know, half of his face. 453 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:43,625 And then his wife left him, because, you know. 454 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,458 - Yikes. - Right. 455 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,125 He may have been a genius programmer 456 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,875 but not so much in human anatomy. 457 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,000 Or decision making, for that matter. 458 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,333 Now he's got to live with all that 459 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,291 and whatever terrible decision he made about the money. 460 00:21:56,291 --> 00:22:01,458 Uh. And what do I do if I feel another panic attack coming on. 461 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:04,917 Would you be interested in a device 462 00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,500 that links up to your smartphone and it keeps track 463 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,083 of your vitals and it tells you, even before it's happening, 464 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:13,000 whether you're having a panic attack or an actual heart attack? 465 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,166 Yeah, that sounds great. 466 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:18,417 You would, right? OK, that's great news. 467 00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:20,667 Because It's still in prototype phase right now, 468 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,208 but my start-up partners and I are looking for investors. 469 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,750 Like today. So will you please let me know... 470 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,834 I'm going to give you my number. 471 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:27,750 If you do end up taking that 10 million dollars 472 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:31,291 because we could really make the world a better place. 473 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:41,375 - [retching] - Whoa! Oh, jeez! 474 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:42,583 Richard. 475 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,500 Hi, Monica. I work with Peter Gregory. 476 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,000 - We met outside the Ted... - Yeah, I remember you. 477 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,917 What... How'd you know I was here? 478 00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,417 Peter Gregory is invested in a company 479 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:56,083 that uses GPS in phones to track people. 480 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,792 That's creepy. 481 00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,083 You don't know the half of it. 482 00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:03,125 And neither does Congress. 483 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:06,917 - Are you OK? - Look, I don't want to waste your time. 484 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:09,417 I think I gotta take the money from Gavin Belson. 485 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:11,583 At least this way when I blow my eyeballs out 486 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,959 I'll have some money left for my family. 487 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:15,917 Jesus. 488 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:20,333 Sorry. That is a terrible doctor in there. 489 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,708 Richard, buried in that clunky UI of yours 490 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:28,000 is a compression algorithm that blew our engineering team away. 491 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,458 And what do you think Hooli is going to do with it? 492 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,625 I don't know. That's their business. 493 00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,792 This is your baby. 494 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:36,375 Do you even realize the impact that a compression 495 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,291 this good could have on the world? 496 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,834 Getting any file on your mobile phone in an instant. 497 00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:44,125 Navigation data for self-driving cars, 498 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,333 mobile medical imagery, 499 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:49,083 all transmitting with no quality loss. 500 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:52,000 This is game-changing. 501 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,625 Don't you want to be in the driver's seat when that happens? 502 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:58,625 you really want to just turn it all over to Hooli and walk away? 503 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,333 [sighs] 504 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,834 Well, you are not making this easier for me. 505 00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:05,166 I'm not trying to. 506 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:06,583 I mean you're actually making it worse. 507 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:09,166 My hands are tingling. I have this metal taste in my mouth. 508 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,667 Actually, I can't go back in there, so I'm going to go home. 509 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,667 - Let me give you a ride home. - Good to see you again. 510 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:19,166 Uh, OK. Thanks. 511 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,417 Dude, where have you been? 512 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,917 Why won't you answer your phone? 513 00:24:21,917 --> 00:24:23,667 Man, this has grown way beyond AngelList. 514 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:27,375 Andreesen, Elevation and like a bunch of other seed funds are piling onto this thing. 515 00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:28,917 I mean, they've been calling Erlich. 516 00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:30,834 He's out of control. 517 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,166 Yeah. 518 00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:36,208 What if we took Peter Gregory's 200K 519 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,583 and built our own company? 520 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,041 [Gilfoyle] I'm sorry. You said we. 521 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,291 Who's that in reference to exactly? 522 00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:44,250 You, me, Dinesh, Big Head, us. 523 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,041 I mean, right now Pied Piper just does audio, 524 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:48,959 but I'm thinking of ways to compress images, video... 525 00:24:48,959 --> 00:24:50,875 I mean, maybe Peter Gregory's right. 526 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:52,500 Maybe this could be huge. 527 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,583 Look, guys, for thousands of years 528 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:57,083 guys like us have gotten the shit kicked out of us. 529 00:24:57,083 --> 00:25:00,333 But now, for the first time, we are living in an era 530 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,500 where we can be in charge and build empires. 531 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:07,333 We could be the Vikings of our day. 532 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,333 - Vikings? - How are you feeling? 533 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:12,417 You look super fucked up to be honest. 534 00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:15,458 [Erlich] Who ate my fucking quinoa again? 535 00:25:15,458 --> 00:25:19,417 So you're really about to go tell Erlich that he's not going to get his one million dollars? 536 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:21,667 Yeah, I don't want to be there when you do that. 537 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:23,208 I would like to be there when you do that. 538 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:28,417 No, just stay here, please. 539 00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:32,250 Hey. 540 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,917 Um, so, I've been thinking about 541 00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:39,959 this whole Peter Gregory, Gavin Belson thing. 542 00:25:39,959 --> 00:25:44,750 And, um, I think I'm going to go with Peter Gregory. 543 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:47,625 - Uh, which I know means... - Richard. 544 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:52,959 I know that you look at me, and see a guy who has it all figured out. 545 00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:56,125 And for the most part, you're right, I do. 546 00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:57,500 When I sold Aviato, 547 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:01,166 It gave me a house, money, fancy clothes, 548 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:03,333 the universal respect of all the ladies. 549 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:07,125 But there's always been a hole in my heart. 550 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,792 Not a literal hole like you would find 551 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:11,959 in some babies with congenital diseases, 552 00:26:11,959 --> 00:26:13,875 but a metaphorical hole. 553 00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:16,458 I guess that hole is the "what if". 554 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:19,291 What if I didn't sell? 555 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,959 I'll never know. 556 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:23,792 And so I guess what I'm saying to you now is, 557 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:26,125 you're like me, Richard. 558 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,166 You want to build something 559 00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:30,917 and see it through. 560 00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:33,125 So, just to be clear. 561 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,208 You're all right with me saying no to a deal 562 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:37,417 that will net you a million dollars outright? 563 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:39,375 No, Richard. I'm not all right with it. 564 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,500 I'm excited about it. 565 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:46,333 Let's see how high this rocket can fly, partner. 566 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,834 [chuckles] 567 00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:50,166 OK. Great. 568 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:52,625 That's great. 569 00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:55,333 Not partners, exactly. 570 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:58,208 But everything else is great. 571 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:02,667 Call it what you want. 572 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,333 [all] Always blue, always blue, always blue, 573 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,250 always blue, always blue, always blue, 574 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,208 always blue, always... [yelling] 575 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,041 Oh! That was a yellow. 576 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:13,208 What was that, 17? 577 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:15,000 - Pretty good. - Hey, guys... 578 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,667 Guys, can I just kind of say something real quick? 579 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:20,041 I know it's stupid but, um... 580 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:22,208 I just want to say, uh, 581 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:26,208 I'd like for this company to be different than Hooli 582 00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:28,125 and Goolybib and all the rest, you know? 583 00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:31,250 Like, let's like not turn this into a corporate cult 584 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,750 with bike meetings and voluntary retreats 585 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,208 that are actually mandatory. 586 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:38,375 And claiming to make the world a better place all the time. 587 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:41,667 Let's, uh, let's just think different. 588 00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:44,208 Don't think different. That's apple. 589 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:46,208 Uh, umm... 590 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,959 Let's just... let's just do it. 591 00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,875 - that's Nike, man. - I know that's Nike. 592 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,792 - Yeah. - Uh... 593 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:52,917 Fuck it. I don't know. 594 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,750 Let's just make it... Let's just make it happen. 595 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:57,208 Yeah, agreed. 596 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,500 To his beneficence. 597 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,834 Peter Gregory? 598 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:03,625 - The dark lord. - Of course, the dark lord. 599 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:07,750 Big Head. [laughs] 600 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,708 God, he's worse high. 601 00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:12,542 [laughter] 602 00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:17,083 [all] Always blue, always blue, always blue, always blue... 603 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,208 [chanting continues] 604 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:23,250 [rock music plays]