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(DOOR OPENS)
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This is where it all began, gentlemen,
the birthplace of Hooli.
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Peter Gregory's mother's garage.
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That was Peter's workstation.
This was mine.
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Things sure have changed, but in a
way, they've stayed exactly the same.
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As we forge our new path together,
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we must remain focused
on what's really important.
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Not material success or wealth,
but this, the spirit of innovation.
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A few coders, some ramen,
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and a dream.
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And that is why I brought you here.
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All right.
Let me show you the rest of the place.
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RICHARD: Oh.
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GILFOYLE: Oh, you've got a garage
inside your garage.
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Impressive.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'll move you in
as soon as construction is complete.
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It's gonna be exquisite.
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Frank Gehry has really outdone himself.
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Yeah, Frank is the fucking best.
He does all my buildings.
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Okay, guys? We're all set up. Shall we?
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Yes. Let's do it. Of course.
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RICHARD: All right, so in building this
peer-to-peer Internet,
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the paradox that we're up against
is that people won't want to participate
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until the quality is high,
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and the quality won't be high until, um...
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And the quality won't be high until we have
a lot of people opt into the network.
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So, that presents a little bit of
(STUTTERS) a unique...
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Continue.
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I was... Okay.
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It presents a bit of a problem what
would... That we kind of need to build...
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Uh...
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Richard, everything okay?
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I don't know. ls it?
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Oh, sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys.
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Actually, we've met.
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- Oh, hey, Donald.
- Lt's Jared now.
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So, Gavin, Bryce is...
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Very discreet.
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Keep going. This is great.
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- Uh, is Bryce your assistant?
- No, of course not.
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He's my transfusion associate.
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Which is?
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Are you really not
familiar with parabiosis?
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I can't say that I am.
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Well, the science
is actually pretty fascinating.
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Regular transfusions of the blood of
a younger, physically fit donor
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can significantly retard the aging process,
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and Bryce is a picture of health.
Just look at him.
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He looks like a Nazi propaganda poster.
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(INSTRUMENT BEEPING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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ERLICH: This is quite the baby shower.
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I bet you think you're
some big, swinging dick
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now that you're getting invited
to all these fancy VC soirees.
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Yes, my dick is very enormous,
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and my app made Raviga a lot of money,
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and I still pay no rent.
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Nobody likes a braggart, Jian-Yang.
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Hey, guys.
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Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant.
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No, no, no. No, she...
No, she... No, no. Mmm-mmm.
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FYI, Monica, my invite
must have gotten lost in the e-mail,
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but young Jinathin was kind enough
to have me as his plus one.
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Don't look at me. This
is all Ed Chen's doing.
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ERLICH: ls that Aarush Agrawal?
MONICA: Mmm-hmm.
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I thought he retired.
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He's still on the board.
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What would a co-founder of Raviga
be doing at a baby shower?
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How often is he even in the building?
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Like once a year.
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Ed Chen threw this whole thing
just to suck up to Laurie.
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Monica, this is not a baby shower.
This is a coup.
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What are you talking about?
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Ed Chen didn't throw this party
to impress Laurie.
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He threw it to oust her
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and invite all these misogynistic a-holes
who think that pregnancy is a weakness,
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convince them that she's shirking
her responsibilities at Raviga.
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You said it yourself.
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There's more dick in here
than a synthetic pussy convention.
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I didn't say anything close to that.
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- No?
- No.
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Regardless, Ed Chen and Aarush
are bro'ing down.
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I suggest you get in
before you get cut out.
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You see this guy?
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MONICA: Tequila shots at a baby shower.
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You want me to join the frat house?
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Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica,
you either bro down or you go down.
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Monica, Laurie is also pregnant.
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Jian-Yang, are you drinking creamer?
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It's a half-half.
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Which brings us to our
one final, crucial question.
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What value can we offer now to the user
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to entice them to download the app
and opt into our network?
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And the answer is,
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the brand-new Pied Piper app.
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The app will take all of the data
on a person's phone and compress it,
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freeing up 20% more storage.
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They can have half of that free memory
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while we will take the other half, walled
off on their phone, for our own future use.
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It's a win-win.
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Hmm. That's very well thought out.
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Well done, gentlemen.
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So, when do we announce?
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Announce what?
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Richard, when I do something, it's news.
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Don't you think you want to lean into that?
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We'll announce, rack up huge user interest,
and then do a massive public launch at scale.
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RICHARD: Uh, n0.
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We planned this under the assumption
that we'll be rolling out quietly
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and not really talking about
our ultimate intentions.
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Besides, rolling out at scale
is a completely different model
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with vastly different technical
and business challenges,
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and we're not prepared for that.
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And I think we'd all agree that a stealth
roll-out would be best for this one.
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Mmm... (INHALES SHARPLY)
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Bryce, did you have a thought?
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Uh... Well, you know,
itjust seems like a missed opportunity.
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I mean, shouldn't you figure out
how a big launch would work
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before you just say no to it?
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Hmm.
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Or not.
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You know, it's not my company.
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That is so true.
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You know, Richard,
Bryce makes a good point.
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Why don't you guys just whip up
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an alternate launch plan
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with a big public roll-out,
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and then we can compare apples to apples?
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Gavin, all due respect,
this plan took two weeks to develop.
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Hard work is the price of greatness,
so let's get to work.
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(4BEEPS)
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
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Whoo!
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Well, this meeting was
just absolutely fucking great!
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Richard, Donald, Gold Foil.
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(BREATH ES DEEPLY)
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Whoo! (LAUGHS)
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Go team!
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Whoo!
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Uh... The fuck just happened?
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- (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, uh, Bryce?
- Yeah?
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Next time you're at a meeting of our company
of which you are not a part of in any respect,
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can you please keep
your little ideas to yourself?
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I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be helpful.
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RICHARD: Well, you weren't. At all.
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I mean, we had him on our side
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because I had basicallyjust convinced Gavin
that a stealth roll-out was the best idea.
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Uh... Yeah, well, I...
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lt'sjust a stealth roll-out didn't
sound like the way to go to me.
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What are you talking about?
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BRYCE: I mean, Gavin has obviously had
a lot more success than you, Richard,
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and ljust think having an asset
like Gavin Belson on your side...
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- What'd you say? You dick!
- Whoa!
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You dick! You dick!
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- Okay.
- All right.
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- Fuck you!
- Okay. That's...
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- l'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Lt's okay. It's okay.
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This is already the bestjob I ever had.
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JARED: I don't know what to say.
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I am so, so sorry.
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I just couldn't let Bryce
talk to you like that.
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- Did I frighten you?
- RICHARD: No.
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Fuck him, right?
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And fuck Gavin.
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I mean, what, we take his orders now?
He's our boss?
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We're supposed to be partners,
you know, like equals, right?
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And what, he's taking the advice
of that stupid little pretty boy over me?
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Wait, he has a garage in his garage?
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And he has a yacht with a pool on it,
and a pool with a yacht in it.
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And he has a real live blood boy.
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What? He has an actual blood boy?
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- That's real?
- Yeah, he's real.
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Real mouthy.
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And he's sticking
his perfectly symmetrical face
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into actual smart people's business.
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I mean, that Ken doll probably thinks
traversing a binary search tree
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runs in the order of n instead of login.
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(SNIGGERS) Idiot.
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Jared called him a dick.
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Seriously? To his face? No.
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- Yeah.
- DINESH: That sounds awesome.
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But it's probably nothing compared
to the thousands upon thousands
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of gnarled male genitals
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that you get to see every day at yourjob.
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- (SOFTLY) Fuck.
- (DOOR OPENS)
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_l_ley!
- Hi!
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- I brought you some dinner, Neshi.
- Thank you.
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Neshi?
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Shut the fuck up, Gilfoyle.
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You just missed these idiots telling me
how hard they're selling out
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by working for fucking Gavin Belson
in his disgusting lap of luxury.
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Seriously, how can you work
for that asshole?
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My man, the Gavin Killer,
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would never compromise
his principles for money.
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Oh, no?
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No, he would not,
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and he is busy doing the rewarding work
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of keeping the Internet free
of graphic sexual imagery.
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Hey, can we eat later?
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Of course.
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I'm gonna go put this in the fridge.
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Okay, yeah, thank you.
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Hey, you actually still haven't told her
that your takedown of Gavin Belson
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- was an accident?
- Shh! lt hasn't come up.
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We were just talking about him with her,
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- so it did come up.
- (PHONE RINGS)
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- Gavin, hello. What's going on?
- Hey, could you...
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GAVIN: Richard, did you and a member
of your team verbally assault
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my transfusion associate?
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Do you have any idea what that kind of
stress could do to his cortisol levels
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and therefore my cortisol levels?
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Yeah.
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Well, he's not technically in the company
and he kind ofjust butted in, so...
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ls your ego so fragile that
if someone disagrees with you,
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you have to demean them?
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I want you to go and apologize
to Bryce immediately.
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Why should I apologize?
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Why should I be in business with someone who
treats support staff with such contempt?
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You can tell a lot about a person's character
by how they treat the little people, Richard.
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I bet you're mean to waiters, too.
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(SCOFFS) What? No. I'm awesome to waiters.
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Well, then I suggest
you be awesome to Bryce, too.
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His blood is flowing
through my veins, Richard.
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Make this right.
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(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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Fucking blood boy.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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What do you want, Richard?
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Bryce, lwanted to swing by
and apologize for yelling at you
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when you offered your
very unsolicited opinion.
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Also, on behalf of Jared,
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we mean no disrespect
to you or your career choice. Okay?
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My career choice?
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You think that I moved out here
to be a blood boy?
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Did you know I have a degree in CS?
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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But you probably thought that
lwasjust, you know, some dumbjock.
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Well that's typical,
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because people who look like me,
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we never get taken seriously
in the tech business
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by people who look like you.
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You're biased.
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Well, hang on. I am not biased, okay?
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Come on. Hey, the whole business is biased.
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I mean, that's the only way
that a good-looking guy like me
246
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,850
can get in a room with Gavin Belson
247
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,207
is by being a blood boy, and that sucks.
248
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,328
I gotta work out constantly.
249
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,536
I can't have a beer with my friends,
I can't eatjunk food.
250
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,280
Do you know that Gavin
made me go full vege?
251
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,561
I mean, fuck soy, man!
252
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,446
But to people like you,
I'm just a beautiful bag of blood.
253
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,646
But you know what?
254
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,611
I got some pretty good fucking ideas,
and Gavin actually listens to those ideas.
255
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,843
It took a while, but he respects me
and you know what, Richard Hendricks?
256
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,924
You clearly fucking don't. So, good night.
257
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,608
Hey, look, it's Osama Bin Fuckin'.
258
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,569
I thought you were staying
at Mia's tonight?
259
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,723
I was going to,
but alas, I had some intestinal distress,
260
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,040
so I couldn't stay,
261
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,884
which really sucks because she's so great,
262
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,567
which really is horrible because it's so hard
to be away from her because she's so great.
263
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,244
Can l...
264
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,971
I have no diarrhea. I lied.
265
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:13,642
I am so fucked. This girl is
gonna kill me or get me killed.
266
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,321
Do tell.
267
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,607
So, she's super attractive,
and she's super smart,
268
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,886
and she's way into me,
269
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,281
like way more than
a normal person should be, and sex...
270
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,410
There's so much sex.
The problem is the part after.
271
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,403
- When you have to apologize?
- No.
272
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,171
When we do pillow-talk.
273
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,802
Well, that's the best part.
Everything before that's just foreplay.
274
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,927
Not with her.
275
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,446
She'll tell me how cute
I am and how into me she is,
276
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,648
and how she hacked
into Bowman Avenue Dam.
277
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,656
That was the Iranian Revolutionary Guard
that was...
278
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,682
No! It was her. She pinned it on them.
279
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,283
She flooded an area being surveyed
for hotel construction.
280
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,682
Just to confirm,
honesty is off the table, right?
281
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,890
Because it seems like the longer you wait,
the worse it's gonna get.
282
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,162
I'm with Jared. You should wait.
283
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,931
I have to end it. Right now.
284
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,201
First thing Monday.
285
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,124
Well, Saturday is her sister's wedding
and then Sunday...
286
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,320
You know, Sundays are just for me.
You guys know that.
287
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,603
Wait, her sister's wedding?
That's what you should be afraid of.
288
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,761
VVhy?
289
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,411
GILFOYLE: That's the threshold
that you don't want to cross.
290
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:19,845
I mean, weddings are very public events
with photographers taking pictures of you,
291
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,445
- indelibly tied to her.
- (DOOR OPENS)
292
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,364
I mean, those are forever photos.
293
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,606
- Forever.
- (DOOR SHUTS)
294
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,688
Fuck.
295
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,086
Hey. guys. Um...
296
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:32,125
I'm trying to find Erlich. ls he "holding?"
297
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,530
I'm afraid you caught me
at an inopportune time.
298
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:41,845
I'm long overdue to a trip
to my dispensary, so I don't have much,
299
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:46,084
but I have Bubba Kush,
Chocolate Thunder, Barbara Bush,
300
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,004
Barbara Streisand, Barbara Bush Junior...
301
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,486
Yeah, this is plenty.
302
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,251
No, no, that's actually for my astigmatism.
303
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,845
- Okay.
- Tut-tut-tut-tut.
304
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:58,686
This is in case of emergency only.
I'll need it if an earthquake occurs.
305
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,084
Okay, just give me whatever. I don't care.
It's not for me. It's for Ed Chen.
306
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,002
What are you up to, clever girl?
307
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,003
(SIGHS) Well, I took your advice.
308
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:12,961
It wasn't pretty,
but I bro'd down with him pretty hard.
309
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,163
I mean, lthink I did. To be honest,
I was kind of all over the map.
310
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,402
I shot-gunned a warm beer
311
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,364
and then I acted all blown away
312
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,091
when he showed me 40 minutes
of snowboarding videos
313
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,447
set to Diplo remixes.
314
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,921
Good on you.
315
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,965
But it worked. I'm in.
316
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,647
Ed copped to everything and said that
as long as I don't say anything to Laurie,
317
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,006
I have a seat at the table.
318
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,281
Huh.
319
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,170
Wait, did he say that?
Those were his exact words?
320
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,527
You'll have a seat if
you don't tell Laurie?
321
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,811
Yeah. So?
322
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,605
- Oh, dear, that does not bode well for you.
- What do you mean?
323
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,004
Well, if Ed Chen is afraid of you
saying anything to Laurie,
324
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,122
then that means that
the deal isn't solidified yet.
325
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,408
He doesn't have the votes.
326
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,284
Unfortunately for you, that would mean
327
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,170
you may have put your money
on the wrong horse.
328
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:07,042
So, you mean Laurie still has a chance
to survive this coup?
329
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,371
Well, then why did you say
I should bro down with Ed Chen?
330
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,401
I say a lot of things, Monica.
331
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,921
I say a lot of things.
332
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,401
DINESHI Um...
333
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,881
I know you'd think
I'm sort of crusading badass
334
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,851
who built a ticking time bomb
and slipped it to Gavin Belson
335
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,367
to bring him down
as retribution for his wrongdoings,
336
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,648
but the truth is,
337
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,161
because of my gross incompetence
338
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,928
during my brief and utterly disgraceful
tenure as PiperChat's CEO,
339
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:52,248
I incurred billions of dollars in COPPA
fines by exploiting underage users,
340
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,971
and was saved only by my own cowardice,
341
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,641
which led to me throwing up on myself.
342
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,241
Anyway, I'll show myself out.
343
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,961
(SIGHS)
344
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,770
I'm so proud of you.
345
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,203
It took guts for you to tell me this.
346
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,123
Oh, no. No, no, no. It didn't, actually.
347
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,521
Full disclosure. I knew all about this.
348
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,696
I hacked into your phone
the first night we were together
349
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,856
when you were in the bathroom.
350
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,006
I was in there a while.
351
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,162
I was hoping that once I earned your trust,
352
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,483
you'd feel comfortable telling me,
and you finally did.
353
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,891
Idid.
354
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,136
This may sound crazy,
but if you hadn't by this weekend,
355
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,881
I was actually considering
disinviting you from my sister's wedding.
356
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,121
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) N0 way.
357
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:42,286
But you trusted me with your big secret,
so I'll trust you with another of mine.
358
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,328
- Oh, no, no. You don't have to do...
- (SHUSHING)
359
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,002
(WHISPERING) I hacked the
elevators at the Freedom Tower.
360
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,570
No.
361
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,401
(mssnue)
362
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,451
Fucking kill me and send me
to the horrors of heaven.
363
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,841
It would be better than this shit.
364
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,730
Guys, I know this has been a ton of work,
365
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,690
and we wouldn't have to do
it if pretty boy kept his mouth shut,
366
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,367
and the stealth launch is
still clearly the play,
367
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,125
but now we can show Gavin
that we fleshed out both options
368
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,170
- and we can still push the
space-saving app - (DOOR OPENS)
369
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,811
and not talk about our new Internet
until we're ready.
370
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,369
- Ahoy, gents!
- Geary Street.
371
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,040
What, are you eating health food now?
372
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,844
Can you imagine? (CHUCKLES)
373
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,607
Geary Street Organics
is not a health food store?
374
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,287
(CHUCKLES) Richard, you are a stitch.
No, it's my dispensary.
375
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,484
I mean, they have some edibles there.
They're not very healthy.
376
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,483
Fucking blood boy.
377
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,290
_H€Y-
_H€Y-
378
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,442
Uh... Yeah. I was walking around your hood,
379
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,683
and I thought I'd swing by
and we could talk about tech, you know,
380
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,096
because we both know so much about it.
381
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,121
Cool.
382
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,886
Oh, man, I don't know if you noticed,
but your eyes are super red right now.
383
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,450
0h. yeah?
384
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,561
Yeah, I have allergies.
385
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,687
Really? This time of year?
386
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,082
- (Huh.
4STUTTERS)
387
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,562
Hey, what are you doing?
388
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,927
Oh, just hanging, man. Why, you paranoid?
389
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,490
Paranoid? No.
390
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,760
You know, Bryce, I gotta be honest.
I'm a little hungry.
391
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,211
You have anything to eat?
392
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,931
Just some Creatine Protein Powder...
393
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,001
Soy extract.
394
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,640
Well, I'm kind of looking for something
a little bit more sweet.
395
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,804
- (PACKET RUSTLING)
- Oh, Bryce.
396
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,325
Yeah, that's not mine.
397
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,131
That's for my guests. My fat guests.
398
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,282
You know, the fella
who owns the house I live in,
399
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,169
he buys food like this
400
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,561
because when he uses the products
401
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,962
he buys at the very same
health food store you go to,
402
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,408
he gets cravings for food just like this.
403
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,006
And this stuff is not good for your blood.
404
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,328
Geary Street Organics isn't
a food store, is it?
405
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,204
It's a pot dispensary.
406
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,281
Isn't it?
407
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,131
I gotcha, Bryce, you fuckin' liar.
(CHUCKLES)
408
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,323
You said you had a degree in CS?
409
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,084
Well, bullshit. l checked.
410
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:05,127
It's not "Computer Science"
it's "Callisthenic Studies."
411
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,804
What? What?
412
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,771
You listen to me,
you muscle-bound handsome Adonis.
413
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,322
Tech is reserved for people like me, okay?
414
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,371
The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits,
the geeks, the dweebs, the dorks.
415
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,885
Not you.
416
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:25,447
And your days of leeching off
Gavin Belson are over.
417
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,010
Game over, blood boy.
418
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,491
You fuckin' nerd.
419
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,081
MONICA: Laurie?
420
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,690
Look, I know you've been
unhappy with me lately.
421
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,000
Correct.
422
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,287
Look, I'm asking you
to trust me on something.
423
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,329
Ed Chen has been making moves
behind your back with the other partners
424
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,243
to try and force you out of Raviga.
425
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,445
You are referring to the baby shower ruse.
426
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,001
You knew about that?
427
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,570
Monica, this is my fourth child.
428
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,325
I am no stranger to these
types of machinations.
429
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,129
- However, I have countervailed it with my...
- Your fourth child?
430
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,601
Yes.
431
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,921
As I was saying,
432
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,490
I have spoken to our top LPs
and lined up enough of them
433
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,206
in order to leave Raviga
and start a new firm.
434
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,080
It struck me as a opportune
time to jump ship.
435
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,961
Holy shit, you're a fucking ninja.
436
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,641
No.
437
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:25,570
Even though your disclosure just now
had absolutely no actionable value,
438
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,328
it did reveal tremendous loyalty,
so all is well now.
439
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,810
So, you're not mad at me anymore?
440
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,245
No, Monica.
441
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:40,851
Iam a human being just like you,
like Ed Chen, and this.
442
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,330
Furthermore, a question, Monica.
443
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,529
Would you care to jump ship with me?
444
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,289
You are, after all, my best friend.
445
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,166
What?
446
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,042
(CAMERA CLICKING)
447
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,011
Oh...
448
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,441
Fuck.
449
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,176
MIA: What the fuck are you doing?
FBI AGENT: Hands behind your back, now!
450
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
451
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,685
Oh, um... lgot it.
452
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,176
MIA: You can't do this!
FBI AGENT: Calm down.
453
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,407
WOMAN: Let her go!
MIA: lwant my lawyer!
454
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,576
- And just take the cuffs off!
- What is the meaning of this?
455
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,682
- Dinesh, they're arresting me!
- What?
456
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,966
Step back, sir.
457
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,328
Good people of the FBI, I don't know
what sorts of things you were told,
458
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,368
or who told them to you, we may never know,
459
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,363
but I can assure you
that this young woman is...
460
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,930
"(GRUNTS)
- (GAsPs)
461
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,131
Gavin, I'm sorry to drop in on you,
462
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,010
but I happened to have
a very enlightening conversation
463
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,764
with your "transfusion associate."
464
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,881
So did I.
465
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,721
Sorry?
466
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,361
Come in, Richard.
467
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,761
Oh, wow.
468
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,321
It's all broken. Again.
469
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,731
Mind the glass.
470
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,325
(CLATTERING)
471
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,201
Okay.
472
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,002
He's writing a tell-all?
473
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,722
Apparently he landed a very lucrative deal
to air my dirty laundry over the years.
474
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,690
He said it was his only career move left.
475
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,445
I told you, Richard.
Everything I do is news.
476
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,410
But didn't he sign an NDA with you?
I mean, can't you sue him?
477
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,320
That would only prove everything he's
saying is true and make it worse.
478
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,968
Speaking of,
I had my blood tested this morning.
479
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,088
My cholesterol is through the roof.
480
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,528
At this rate, I'll be
dead by the age of 120.
481
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,206
Oh, no. That... I'm so sorry.
482
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,281
No.
483
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,003
Richard, I'm sorry.
484
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:37,444
I told you that a big public roll-out of
our product would be good for the company.
485
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,081
The truth is,
I thought it would be good for me.
486
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,209
To change the narrative
that I'm a fraud and a failure.
487
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,691
Come on. Bryce is the fraud.
488
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,724
And yet I sat here taking
business advice from him.
489
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,325
A fucking blood boy.
490
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,289
Just look at me.
491
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,010
I'm a fraud and everyone knows it.
492
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,004
And when I fell,
not one person stood up for me.
493
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,684
What does that say?
494
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,285
Ijust think it's all over for me now.
495
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,328
No, it's not over.
496
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,404
Look, I chose to partner with you.
That says something.
497
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,403
You didn't want me. You wanted the patent.
498
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,960
Ifl had just given it to you, you would have
walked out that door and never looked back.
499
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,205
Fuck it.
500
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,325
(VOICE BREAKING) I'm done.
501
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,081
Done?
502
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,246
No. No, Gavin, you're not done.
503
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:26,564
I mean, what about our company?
What about the new Internet?
504
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,641
GAVIN: I don't know.
505
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,930
I don't know.
506
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,161
Gavin.
507
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,605
(GLASS CLINKING)
508
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,450
(LINE RINGING)
509
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,726
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
510
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,964
- GAVIN: Fuck you, God!
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
511
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,610
- What have I done to deserve this?
- (OBJECTS SHATTERING)
512
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,760
Uh, yes. CJ Cantwell, please?
513
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,725
(DOOR OPENS)
514
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,120
Something you want to
share with us, Richard?
515
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,449
I take it you saw the interview?
516
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,443
"Belson and Hendricks prepare to launch
a Pied Piper product soon."
517
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,363
So much for a stealth roll-out.
518
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,965
You went along with him, after all.
519
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,522
TechCrunch, and Recode, and The Wall
Street Journal picked it up, as well.
520
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,204
GILFOYLE: I hate to invoke the Nazarene,
521
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,124
but Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Richard?
522
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:45,926
Guys, in a world where
there is no Gavin Belson, yeah,
523
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,526
the stealth roll-out was the best play.
524
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,161
But we need his patent, and his funding,
525
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,084
and also we need his brain.
526
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,209
I know this is gonna be a shit ton of work,
527
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,926
but Gavin is our partner,
we need him engaged,
528
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,161
I made the call.
529
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,846
Well, sometimes you have
to make compromises.
530
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,571
I mean, I once slept with
the head of an assisted living facility
531
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,961
to get my friend Muriel
bumped up the wait list.
532
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,290
Am I proud of it? No.
533
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,361
Do I regret it?
534
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,001
(DOOR OPENS)
535
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,570
I'm out!
536
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,563
- Oh, my God.
- (LAUGHING)
537
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,006
Out of what, exactly?
538
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,451
My relationship!
539
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,204
The wedding got raided.
540
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,284
The FBI got an anonymous tip
about Mia's hacking exploits.
541
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,361
Can you believe that?
542
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,920
That's just my luck. I'm home free!
543
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,367
You ratted your girlfriend out to the FBI
544
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,284
because you're too big of a pussy
to break up with her?
545
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,523
I'll never tell, but, yes. Yes, I did.
546
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,410
The FBI lady hit me in the face,
so Mia's never gonna suspect me.
547
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,723
Uh, Richard,
now that Mia and I have parted ways,
548
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,689
can I come work for you at Gavin's, please?
549
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,760
Please. Please?
550
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,564
Well, yes, Dinesh. Of course.
551
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,401
Uh, in fact, we just announced,
so climb aboard.
552
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,883
(LAUGHING) Awesome! I'm gonna go
and call Periscope and tell them I quit.
553
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,486
Best day ever! No more dick pics!
554
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,803
- (SIGHS)
- (PHONE RINGING)
555
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,250
(CLEARS THROAT) Hello, Gavin.
556
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,005
GAVIN: Richard, Iread your little article.
557
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,163
What you said means a great deal.
558
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,696
I'm sure of the situation was reversed,
you'd do the same for me.
559
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,721
Absolutely not.
560
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,808
Iwould have let you
bleed to death in the street.
561
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,087
On. (CHUCKLES)
562
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,924
GAVIN: And that gives me pause.
563
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,407
I have a lot of work to do, Richard.
564
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,766
RICHARD: We all do, so...
565
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,928
Get back on the saddle, you. (CHUCKLES)
566
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,126
GAVIN: N0, Richard.
567
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,249
I have a lot of work I
need to do on myself.
568
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,651
I'm going away.
569
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,370
For, like, the weekend or...
570
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,046
GAVIN: No, Richard, many weekends.
571
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,724
Weekdays, as well.
572
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,564
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Where?
573
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,404
Uh, hang on. There's someone at the door.
574
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,528
GAVIN: Iknow. Isent you something.
575
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,007
Consider it a little parting gift.
576
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,208
Good luck to you, Richard.
577
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,811
It's from Gavin.
578
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,521
What is it?
579
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,211
It's the patent.
580
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,645
He just signed over full ownership to me.
581
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,083
On the phone, he said
he was gonna go find himself.
582
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,811
I think Gavin's gone.
583
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,766
Well, what about his funding and his brain?
584
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,320
I think he took both of those with him.
585
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,841
(GRUNTS) We got one more thing.
586
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,605
(GRUNTING)
587
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,564
All right! What has two thumbs,
zero dick pics and just quit Periscope?
588
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,483
What the fuck is that?
589
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,086
The biggest dick pic of all.
590
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,762
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)