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RICHARD: Just think about it.

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On Saturday, over a quarter-million people
are gonna stream through that building.

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A veritable who's who of nobodies.

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Richard, we've tried
marketing at trade shows.

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We suck at it.

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No, I'm not talking about that.

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Let me ask you this.

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We need 120,000 phones, right?

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What is the first thing people do
when they get in there?

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Log on to free WiFi.

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But Hooli makes you download
the Hoolicon app in order to sign in.

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So what if we somehow
hack our code onto the app?

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Then we will have our 120,000 phones
all in one day.

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I'm sorry, you're...

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You're talking about sneaking our code
onto people's phones

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without them even knowing about it?

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I mean, that's malware, Richard.

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No, no, no.

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Think of it more as, um, forced adoption
through aggressive guerrilla marketing.

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Well, as a product of forced adoption,
I can assure you, there are consequences.

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- I like it.
- DINESHI Well, hold On.

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Even if we get our code
into that app and onto all those phones,

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people are just gonna delete the app
as soon as the conference is over.

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People don't delete apps. I'm telling you.
Get your phones out, right now.

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(CELL PHONES BEEP)

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Uh, Hipstamatic. Vine,
may she rest in peace.

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NipAlert?

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McCain/Palin?

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All right, this works in theory.

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But penetrating the Hooli servers
to hack their shitty convention app?

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We need a black-hat ninja for this one.

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I wonder where we can
find someone like that.

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No.

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- So great to see you, Mia.
- (CHUCKLES)

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- How's Pakistan?
- So great.

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I was there for a while,
and as I said before,

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I have to go back there right after this
for an extended period of time.

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Anyway, how's all this stuff going?

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- You must be, like, dying of boredom.
- I am.

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And the terms of my plea agreement
forbid me to touch a computer

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or go online, so...

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Let me run a hypothetical by you,
just to like, exercise your brain.

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Like, for instance,

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if I had to hack the Hooli app servers,
mess with an app,

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and push it out over a venue's free WiFi,
how would I do it?

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It's a trick question, right?

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'Cause you wouldn't hack the app server.

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You'd just launch a man
in the middle attack with pineapples.

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Google it.

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Speaking of,

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if they even catch me talking about this,

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they could send me
to maximum security prison,

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but I think I found a way to get online.

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No!

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There's a computer in the library
that's not supervised on Sundays.

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I think if I can pull library duty,

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I'll be able to sneak on
and track down whoever ratted me out.

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I am going to destroy that motherfucker.

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Not if I destroy him first.

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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA)

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Excuse me.
What's your policy on anonymous tips?

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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GILFOYLEI Fuck.

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WiFi pineapples. It's so obvious.

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Not to me.

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Look, we set up
a bunch of these at Hoolicon.

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We position ourselves between
everyone's devices and the real WiFi.

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So they log onto our boxes,
and our boxes log onto the real WiFi?

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Exactly.

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So we show them a fake landing page

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and force everyone to download
a doctored version of the Hoolicon app.

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And they'll never know the difference.

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No wonder Mia's in prison. She's brilliant.

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I think this might actually work.

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Wrong. It'll never work.

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You don't even know
what we've been talking about.

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I don't need to, Richard.

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The truth is we've tried and tried.

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Every time we've gotten a whiff of success,

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a giant pelican by the name of fate

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takes a four-and-a-half-pound shit
right on top of us.

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There are people
who are destined for greatness,

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and people who are not.

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Richard, it seems you and I are not.

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And so, I've had enough.
I'm ending it all tonight.

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Suicide? I have a book for you.

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N0, Gilf.

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Last night, when I was sitting out there
by the smoldering husk of my palapa,

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so cruelly taken away from me...

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You burned it down yourself.

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Which led me to my epiphany.

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This epiphanY-

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"Greetings from Tibet.

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"If you find yourself in Qamdo Prefecture,
do drop in.

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"Gavin Belson."

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That was addressed to me.

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No, that was addressed
to "Richard Hendricks and Company."

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"Company" of which I am a part.

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You're not seriously thinking
of going to Tibet?

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GILFOYLE: You're broke.

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How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?

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That's where you come in.

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My great friends,
I figured we might pass the hat.

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Just give whatever you're
comfortable with...

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I'll pay for it. Whatever it costs.

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Well, it seems the smallest of us
has the biggest heart.

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Thank you, young Jianathan.

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- Business class?
- Premium economy. You fly one way.

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Don't you need a visa to go to China?

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Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing.

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He's very corrupt.

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That sounds ominous but, gents,

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as I was saying,
where there's a will there's a way.

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Just not for you guys.

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JARED: N0.

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I will not help you on this mission.

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IINO"?

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Richard, we always said
we didn't want to end up like Hooli.

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How are we like Hooli?

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We are trying to give free Internet
to the entire world.

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If we have to bend a few rules
here and there...

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I mean, it's all for the
greater good, is it not?

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Gavin Belson started out
with lofty goals, too,

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but he just kept excusing immoral behavior,
just like this,

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until one day all that was left
was a sad man with funny shoes.

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Disgraced, friendless,

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and engorged with the blood
of a youthful charlatan.

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I am never going to be any of that.

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Richard, not that long ago,

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you agonized over using a stolen log-in
to get into a bake-off with EndFrame,

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a company that stole from us.

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But now you're, what,

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shrugging off large-scale cybercrimes
against innocent civilians?

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It's a means to an end.

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It's not who I am.

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I mean, (STUTTERS) Lincoln had to suspend
habeas corpus to end the war,

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but he restored it after.

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Lincoln? Richard, it's not that easy.

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There's always a next time,
and a next time, and a next time.

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I cannot knowingly contribute
to your moral decay.

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Well, what if you didn't do it knowingly?

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I mean, you're always telling me
how you spent your entire childhood

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pretending that everything
going on around you was okay.

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Uncle Jerry's game.

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Yeah, that.

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Let's play Uncle Jerry's game.

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Do you know what you're asking?

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Okay, guys. How we looking?

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- One second.
- Almost done.

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GILFOYLE: All 12 pineapples
tested and packed.

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RICHARD: Jared, you can come in now.

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All right.

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All of our swag is in the car,

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and I look forward to a successful promotion
of our legitimate space-saving app.

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Yep, that's what this is.

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Whatever.

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Well, now, gentlemen, this is it. Goodbye.

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Obviously, I don't care
to make a big deal out of it.

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So I think it's sufficientjust to go around

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and each of you say a memory or two

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of times where I've
profoundly impacted your life.

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Doesn't have to be a profound impact...

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We're leaving now.

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What?

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International flight. Four hours early.

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No, international flights
are three hours early.

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It's a new rule.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Gentlemen.

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Okay, let's have some fun!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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RICHARD: First hurdle down,
we're past security.

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DINESH: Ugh, that made me nervous
sneaking all that shit in.

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GILFOYLE: Why? We're bringing tech
to a tech convention.

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When did Pied Piper
get added to the vendor list?

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JARED: C-42-10.

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Oh.

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Well, it looks like us.

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JARED: Oh, no. That can't be.

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No. This is not what I was promised.

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What? It's fine.

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Well, they told rne that we would have
prominent placement

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with proximity to high-traffic corridor.

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(LAUGHS)
We're in the middle of the road here.

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- So?
- Yeah, who gives a fuck?

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Well, Jared does.

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And... And we do as well. Uh...

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You know, why don't you go check out
what the bathroom situation's like?

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Yes.

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- Nothing would make me happier.
- Good.

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You know, I actually believe him.

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(SIGHS) okay-

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So gentlemen, okay,
while Jared's gone, let's get our bearings.

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All right.

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So, uh, we are here.

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Now you guys deploy the pineapples.

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Start with high-traffic areas,
so that means entrances.

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People are setting up equipment everywhere,
so it shouldn't look that unusual.

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But be careful, don't get caught,
and remember why we're here.

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WINNIE: Richard?

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Whoa. Winnie!

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- Hey.
- (CLEARS THROAT) Hello. Hi. Yeah.

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- Oh.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

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I haven't seen you since, um...

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Since you threw yourself
down a flight of stairs

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to prove how smart you were.

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That whole spaces-tab thing was...

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Kind of petty?

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Petty? No, I was gonna say illustrative
of our vast differences, but...

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Right. (CHUCKLES)

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What are you doing here? (CHUCKLES)

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I'm here helping my friend

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- launch his new company.
- Oh.

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Well, "my friend." He's
actually my boyfriend.

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That's his booth right there.

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RICHARD: Oh, wow. He's got a big one.
I mean, the booth.

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But, um, boyfriend? Uh-oh.

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- Awkward. (CHUCKLES)
- VVhy?

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Nothing. It's not.

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It's actually... Uh, it's cool.

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Totally cool. Cool beans.

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Beans, beans, magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you...

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- Toot?
- Toot.

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Hey, Joel? Come over and meet Richard.

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Oh. Not needed.

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- Joel, Richard.
- Yeah. Hey.

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Oh. Stairs guy.

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- Uh, it's quite a booth you got there.
- Oh, yes, thank you.

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We really think our company's message
is worth getting out there.

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Yeah, us, too. Us, too.

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Um, but just, you know,

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trying to be a bit responsible
with the spending.

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Sure, but when I sold my last company,

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I realized I had the luxury
to invest in something I believe in.

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- RICHARD: Mmm.
- Helping humanity thrive.

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That's why I decided to bring
PeaceFare into the world.

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Ah, good for you.

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- Okay. It was great to meet you, Richard.
- Yeah. And you, too.

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Good seeing you.

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Not if I see you first. (CHUCKLES)

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Not that you asked,
but you handled that very poorly.

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You know, Jian-Yang,

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the silence in the car
gave me some time to think about the fact

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that our differences...

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Jesus!

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Sorry.

247
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,005
(TIRES SCREECH)

248
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,130
(ECHOES) Jian-Yang!

249
00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,563
- Fuck you, fat fuck.
- Pineapple two is a go.

250
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,051
Fucking look at him.

251
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,569
Pictures everywhere, fucking bearded baby
cost us millions of dollars.

252
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,722
It would make me very happy

253
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,441
to pour boiling metal
down Keenan Feldspar's asshole.

254
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,686
- How would that even work?
- Flip and pour.

255
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,411
He's gonna run,
and then you're slowly chasing him,

256
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,881
trying to not spill your
vat of boiling metal.

257
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,803
You're gonna look like a fucking idiot.

258
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,927
GILFOYLEI Fuck you.

259
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,736
- Anybody looking?
- DINESH: (WHISPERS) No. Just go.

260
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,330
(CLICKING)

261
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,650
What's taking you so long? Hurry up!

262
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,210
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

263
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,325
What are you boys up to?

264
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,600
All right? All right, go through my slides.

265
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,365
Click, click, click. Jamiroquai plays.

266
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,445
Now I would very much
like to welcome my good friend,

267
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,363
Keenan Feldspar!

268
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,449
- Where the fuck is he?
- KEENAN: Yo.

269
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,762
Son, you're supposed to be
coming up from over there.

270
00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,282
Totally. I'm just really kind of
digging the vibe over on this side.

271
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,964
- Uh, Terry?
- TERRY: (ON PA) Yeah.

272
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,884
- Kid wants to come from over here.
- TERRY: <i>Okay.</i>

273
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,724
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment?

274
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:12,727
This morning, Pied Piper were
a last-minute add to the vendor list.

275
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,644
So I started watching them
and noticed some suspicious behavior.

276
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,563
I've sent in for a tactical response team,

277
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,801
and with your permission,

278
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,656
I'd like to sweep the convention floor
with Yagi antennas, which are...

279
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,170
- Hoover?
- Yes, sir.

280
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:27,001
Four days ago, I spent two billion dollars
on a piece-of-shit VR gadget

281
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,411
that's never gonna work.

282
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,160
I had to rebuild the
entire operating system

283
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,642
just to get a 90-second demo
that could play on a phone.

284
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,361
And by the grace of God,
ljust may have pulled it off.

285
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,444
And now you want to talk to me
about Pied fucking Piper?

286
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,648
Sir, I'd like to think that
if Gavin Belson were here,

287
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,767
we'd make sure that...

288
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,605
Gavin fucking Belson is not here
'cause I fired his ass!

289
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,002
Now, look, you go back
to your little security room

290
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,287
and you sit in the corner
with the tinfoil hat on.

291
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,331
And I swear, ifl hear you wander
down the hallway to take a piss,

292
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,845
you are out on your ass.

293
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,160
You got that?

294
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,926
I do, sir.

295
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,965
You know what, this might be a good time
for me to hand out some flyers.

296
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,651
(WHISPERS) Richard,
six pineapples up, six to go.

297
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,721
Good.

298
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,040
GILFOYLE: Something wrong?

299
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,168
Yeah, actually.
(CLEARS THROAT) Very wrong.

300
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,090
- PeaceFare is a game.
- DINESH: What?

301
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,207
Yeah. Look at his website.

302
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,365
Give virtual coins to
virtual homeless people.

303
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,604
Grow virtual corn
to feed virtual starving villages.

304
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,886
What the fuck, right?

305
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,816
I mean, he's over there making all this
noise about turning your mobile device

306
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,730
into an empathy machine,
but it's not doing anything.

307
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,086
Fascinating, Richard.

308
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,323
Have you heard anything
about how Pied fucking Piper is doing?

309
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,606
Yes, our code is in the app.

310
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,411
The pineapples are online.
We're at 3,700 downloads.

311
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,527
We're ahead of schedule.

312
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,041
Shit, this could work.

313
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,571
That's awesome.

314
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,244
Yeah, exactly.

315
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,163
We are doing something real.

316
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,571
He is not.

317
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,610
But, uh, she's with him
and I'm the petty one.

318
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,287
Okay, well, what about the idea
of growing real corn

319
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,408
to feed real starving people?

320
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,562
- No.
- Yeah, his thing seems way easier.

321
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,376
You can do it on your phone
in your underwear.

322
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,006
Just plant the rest of
the pineapples, please.

323
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,685
(SIGHS HEAVILY)

324
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,968
Oh! Here he comes, folks.

325
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,850
Richard Hendricks,
the Monet of compressionism.

326
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,407
Jared. (CLEARS THROAT)

327
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,165
Hey, which of the bathrooms is closest?

328
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,045
Um, end of the row, 78 paces to the right.

329
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,441
Great.

330
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,484
You know, this is the actual laptop
I used to code the app.

331
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,762
Hey, let's take some
without my shoes, yeah?

332
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,365
Okay. Okay, come.

333
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,807
Yeah, so please start with my toes.

334
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,888
(CHATTER CONTIN U ES IN DISTINCTLY)

335
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,245
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

336
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,251
Did you do this?

337
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,571
Did anybody see someone touch this laptop?

338
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,446
- What?
- Oh, God.

339
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,404
This is very disturbing.

340
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,805
Fuck it, I'm just gonna punch him.

341
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,730
Yeah, right. Have fun in jail, you moron.
Holy shit.

342
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,808
Oh, fuck. It's him. What do we do?

343
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,764
Uh, keep moving.

344
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,365
Fuck, do you think he saw us?

345
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,204
- Oh, he saw us.
- Fuck!

346
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,282
- He saw us see him.
- Shit.

347
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,850
Wait.

348
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,083
What if he thinks we did it on purpose?
Like, we snubbed him?

349
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,970
Fuck yeah.

350
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,611
We just snubbed the fuck
out of Keenan Feldspar.

351
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,161
- Hey, Richard.
- Hey.

352
00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:02,165
I'm letting everyone know you might want
to reset your critical passwords

353
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,049
- because we've been hacked.
- Oh.

354
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,726
(STAMMERS) Why would you say that?

355
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,280
Well, someone changed
my PeaceFare screensaver,

356
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,762
and I know it wasn't anyone on my team
because they all respect me too much.

357
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,081
What did they change it to,
if you don't mind me asking?

358
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,336
- Just 'cause...
- No, no. lwon't dignify it by repeating it.

359
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,283
I'm just saying you
should take precautions.

360
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,169
Also, Winnie spoke to security

361
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,129
and they're sending
the tactical response team.

362
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,971
(CLEARS THROAT) The what?

363
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,129
The... Oh. Here they are.

364
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,807
Oh, shit.

365
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,163
Bingo. We've got hostiles.

366
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,326
Red team, Sebastian,
fan out and sweep the entire venue.

367
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,005
(BEEPING)

368
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,686
Hey, Richard.

369
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,081
Guess who has four thumbs
and just snubbed Keenan Feldspar?

370
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,207
Us.

371
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,486
Guys, someone called security.

372
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,976
- Now they're doing a sweep of the area, okay?
- What?

373
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,296
You've gotta go pull up
all the pineapples, okay?

374
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,924
- What the fuck?
- Who ratted us out?

375
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,970
I don't know. Probably we'll never know.
It's impossible to tell.

376
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,407
Just go. Go get them.
Get them now. Go, just go.

377
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:09,921
Oh.

378
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,240
Bingo.

379
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,441
DINESHI Fuck!

380
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,521
Come on.

381
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,841
(GRUNTS)

382
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,607
Bingo.

383
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,681
DINESH: Oh, crap.

384
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,684
We gotta split up. I'll take the food
court, you take the east concourse.

385
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,762
- I want the food court.
- Just go!

386
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,841
Fuck.

387
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,480
Hey, man.

388
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,928
(HESITATINGLY) Fucking Keenan.
Hey. I have to go.

389
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,446
Totally. Hey, did you snub me earlier?

390
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,521
No.

391
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,484
Yeah, you did.

392
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,766
You know you did.

393
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,211
- It made me feel bad. I like to feel good.
- (SIGHS)

394
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,400
Why would you do that to me?

395
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,965
Seriously?

396
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,642
You fucked us, Keenan.

397
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,040
Richard was gonna take that deal,

398
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,816
and then you pulled it
right out from under us.

399
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,083
You cost me, personally,
a shit ton of money.

400
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,960
Whoa. ls that what Richard told you?

401
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,449
(BEEPING)

402
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,245
- Hey. So?
- They got every single one.

403
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,560
- Every single last one.
- Fuck!

404
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,696
JARED: I don't want to hear this.

405
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,736
RICHARD: But we gotta be close, right?

406
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,856
Like how many more phones do we need?

407
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,376
I don't know. Close isn't good enough.

408
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,376
No, this is binary.
Either we have enough or we don't.

409
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,970
Oh, fuck.

410
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,246
I have an idea.

411
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,163
So I've got one pineapple left.

412
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,370
Now I've rigged some batteries on top of it
because we're gonna have to go mobile.

413
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,090
- Oh.
- We have to try.

414
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,896
Okay, I'm going to put
this in your backpack.

415
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,160
- Oh, no.
- No, it's fine.

416
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,004
I don't want it... I don't want it...

417
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,844
And you, you're gonna
hold this kill switch.

418
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,208
And then you'll walk into the most
densely populated area you can find.

419
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,616
All right? If you see the security coming,
remember, you press that button and poof,

420
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,801
- you're gone. Yeah?
- Okay.

421
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,736
I'll get as many
of those motherfuckers as I can.

422
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,920
We'll be rewarded in the end.

423
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,416
When the fuck were you gonna tell us?

424
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,566
Tell you what?

425
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,564
- You know what, fat sack of shit.
- Richard, do you know what?

426
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,881
N0, I don't. (STUTTERS) I don't know what.

427
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,200
Dinesh, you need to move.

428
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,487
- Well, not until I find out if you know what.
- (SIGHS)

429
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:58,961
Go on.

430
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,888
Okay, fine. I messed
with Joel's screensaver.

431
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,769
And then he told security,

432
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,411
and now they're the ones
pulling up all the pineapples.

433
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,016
- So...
- What the fuck are you talking about?

434
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,166
What are you talking about?

435
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,456
You acted like you wanted
to take Keenan Feldspar's offer.

436
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,086
Well, ljust ran into him.
He said you turned him down.

437
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,246
(STAMMERS)

438
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,686
Okay, well, (CHUCKLES)
who are you gonna believe, me or him?

439
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,525
Him. He showed me the email you sent him.

440
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,681
Showed you the email.

441
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,484
You fucking snake!

442
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,560
Dinesh, you need to move. Now.

443
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,449
Look, he pulled the deal.

444
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,936
Yeah, but you didn't know that
when you sent him the email, did you?

445
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,296
- Dinesh, you need to move.
- (BEEPING RAPIDLY)

446
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,084
Come on. You need to go.

447
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,400
- Go, go!
- TENLEY: Gentlemen?

448
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480
(BEEP5)

449
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,966
I'm going to have to see
the contents of that backpack.

450
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,250
- Um...
- (RICHARD STAMMERS)

451
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,480
Bingo.

452
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,681
Huh.

453
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,121
(RICHARD SIGHS)

454
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,603
What did you change it to, Richard?

455
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,921
What?

456
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,490
Joel's screensaver.

457
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,722
- Does it matter now?
- No.

458
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,286
PoopFare. (SIGHS)

459
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,604
I'm sorry.

460
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,841
"PoopFare"?

461
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,641
Yeah. It's like a play on the name.

462
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,964
Is it a play on the name?
PissFare would be way better.

463
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,690
Or PenisFare.

464
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,969
Or PeaceFart. That's just
changing one letter.

465
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,044
Look, he turned around.
I had like a second, okay?

466
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,520
It's the best I could come up with.

467
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,201
PoopFare?

468
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,125
PoopFare?

469
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,487
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

470
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,761
You sacrificed everything
that we've worked for

471
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,525
for "PoopFare"?

472
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,288
How was PoopFare for the greater good?

473
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,126
It wasn't.

474
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,846
You compared yourself
to Abraham Lincoln, Richard.

475
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,849
Can you do me a favor?

476
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,927
Can you say it
so I know I'm not hallucinating?

477
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,450
- I just did.
- Just say it.

478
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,491
- Jared...
- Richard! Look me in the eyes!

479
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:17,084
Look me in the eyes,
and you name our undoing.

480
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,525
Hey, come on. Calm down now.

481
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,446
PoopFare? You reckless child.

482
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,641
Gentlemen. Come with me, please.

483
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,087
Sit down.

484
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,761
Well, well, well. Richard Hendricks.

485
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,530
Sorry, do I know you?

486
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,285
No. But I know all about you.

487
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,210
These WiFi pineapples, are they yours?

488
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,081
Uh-huh.

489
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,761
And this image from the security footage.

490
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,886
<i>GILFOYLE: Smell anything?</i>

491
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,600
These two individuals look familiar to you?

492
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,967
Last question.

493
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,649
Do you recognize this?

494
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:07,002
It's an interview I just found from
Code/Rag from October of this year,

495
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,242
in which you said
you and Gavin Belson would, quote,

496
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,322
"Put Jack Barker out of a job."

497
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,490
Did you say that, Richard?

498
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,371
You know what? Yes. Yeah.

499
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,281
Yep, this is me.

500
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:29,244
Because, apparently, everything I
say or type gets me into trouble.

501
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,163
Because I'm an idiot.

502
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,366
HOOVER: Well, now.

503
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,840
- Tenley!
- (DOOR OPENS)

504
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,922
What the hell are these gentlemen
doing in my office?

505
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,290
We caught them with pineapples.

506
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,041
You mean the pineapples that I hired them
to bring to the conference

507
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,806
as part of a covert penetration test
of our WiFi security?

508
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,048
Sorry. Uh, we didn't know.

509
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,440
HOOVER: You weren't supposed to.

510
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,923
Now, give these gentlemen
their passes and equipment back,

511
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,640
and get them back on the floor.

512
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,928
You know, you said some very nice things
about Gavin Belson in that interview.

513
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,603
You could have very easily
kicked a good man when he was down.

514
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,647
Good luck with whatever it is you're doing.

515
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,004
I'd walk you down myself, but for
reasons I really can't get into, uh,

516
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,883
I'm not allowed to leave this room.

517
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,881
Okay.

518
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,721
There you are.

519
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,443
You never came back to the booth. You
didn't want to see how it all turned out?

520
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,885
I wasn't really in the mood.

521
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,081
Are you playing PeaceFare?

522
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,921
Yeah, ljust gave an orphan
her first calculator.

523
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,970
Good. Good.

524
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,520
(CLEARS THROAT)
But I've got something much better.

525
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,405
See that number?

526
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:04,810
That is the number of installs
that we've got from Hoolicon alone.

527
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:10,161
We have moved all of Melcher's data
onto a network of mobile devices.

528
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,166
We did it.

529
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,725
Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know?

530
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,407
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they know.
Now that this worked, they like me again.

531
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,881
They're off getting churros to celebrate.

532
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,645
I told them that we would meet them
at, uh, Barker's keynote.

533
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,722
So, come on.

534
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,011
I mean...

535
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:32,288
Richard, the fact that you think that
success justifies all your behavior...

536
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,125
We were in crisis mode, okay?

537
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,727
And, yeah, I lost my head,
but crisis averted.

538
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,804
So it's time to reinstate
habeas corpus, huh?

539
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,805
Be Honest Abe again.

540
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,247
What about the next crisis, Richard?

541
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,563
Jared, this won't happen again. I swear.

542
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,888
So let's just enjoy it.

543
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,487
For a minute. Please.

544
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,296
<i>(VIRTUAL INSANITY</i> PLAYS <i>ON SPEAKERS)</i>

545
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,084
<i>JACK: Come on, give it up!</i>

546
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,846
<i>- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- I love this company!</i>

547
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,567
<i>And how about you?
And how about Jamiroquai?</i>

548
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,405
<i>Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, let's have it.</i>

549
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,322
<i>But wait</i> a <i>minute,
wait</i> a <i>minute, wait</i> a <i>minute.</i>

550
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:22,884
<i>Wasn't the original title of their
chart-topping hit Virtual Insanity?</i>

551
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,926
<i>Why is he singing "Virtual reality"?</i>

552
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,240
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)

553
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,847
<i>You know, I may need</i> a <i>little help
getting to the bottom of this</i>

554
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,285
<i>from my very good friend,</i>

555
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,607
- Keenan <i>Feldspar!</i>
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON SPEAKERS)

556
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,848
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

557
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,207
<i>JAC KI Oh!</i>

558
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,082
- There he <i>is!</i> Hey!
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

559
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,891
<i>You guys ready to see the future?</i>

560
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,411
(CHEERING)

561
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,721
<i>You know, at the beginning
of the presentation,</i>

562
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,691
<i>I told all of you
to update your HooliPhone OS.</i>

563
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,881
<i>Right?</i>

564
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,296
<i>Nowl want you to go into settings,</i>

565
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,928
<i>and you're gonna find</i>
a <i>brand-new toggle labeled "Hooli VR. "</i>

566
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,606
- MAN: <i>Whoo!
- You're gonna want to turn that on.</i>

567
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,320
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON SPEAKERS)
- Novv, look <i>under</i> your <i>seats.</i>

568
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,962
<i>When you power up your Hooli VR goggles, they
will automagically pair with your phone.</i>

569
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,408
<i>Put them on, and prepare to be amazed!</i>

570
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,970
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

571
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,486
- KEENAN: <i>Say hi to that barmaid for me!
- (LAUGHS)</i>

572
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,569
- Huh. Oh! Ow!
- (CRACKLING)

573
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,400
- (CRACKLING CONTINUES)
- (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

574
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,324
(EXCLAIMING)

575
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,409
- (CRACKLING AND POPPING)
- (SHRIEKING)

576
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,170
<i>JACK: What's going on?
Uh, turn up the lights, please.</i>

577
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,163
<i>Something's happening here.</i> Uh...

578
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,447
- (CRACKLING AND POPPING CONTINUE)
- Uh, <i>stay calm.</i>

579
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,720
You don't think this had anything
to do with us, do you?

580
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,809
<i>We appear to have
a bit of a technical problem.</i>

581
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,451
<i>I'm going to get
to the bottom of this right</i> away.

582
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,160
- (POPPING CONTINUES)
- l\/lANI Oh, fuck!

583
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,526
Gelong-la, there is
a loud man here to see you.

584
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,329
He says you sent for him.

585
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,846
Qamdo in the house! Ha-ha!

586
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,920
Whoa!

587
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,086
Haircut!

588
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,048
Are you fucking kidding me?

589
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,086
No.

590
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,291
I'm really here.

591
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,643
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)