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Is there something
you want to tell us?
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I respect you all?
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"AT&T and YaoNet
close deal."
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Wow.
Bombshell.
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Our network's slowing down because
YaoNet's here,
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and they're attacking us.
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We did not
come here to attack you,
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simply, in order to see how you got
PiperNet to work,
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which it turns out
you did not.
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Pied Piper does not scale.
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Worthless piece of...
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I don't need
to use Gilfoyle's A.I.
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in order to improve
middle-out.
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I need to use middle-out
to create a new A.I.
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Holy shit.
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Our network overhead must've
massively shrunk.
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It worked. It... It... It...
It happened.
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We did it!
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And out of the left side,
you can see...
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I don't know what that is.
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Season 06 Episode 07
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Episode Title :"Exit Event"
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Sync corrections by srjanapala
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Should I look at the...
camera or you?
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- You can just talk to me.
- Can you introduce yourself?
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Sure, yeah. Um...
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Uh,
my name is Richard Hendricks,
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- and I'm the...
- Could you...?
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My name is
Richard Hendricks. I'm, uh,
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the founder
and CEO of Pied Piper.
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I think like most people,
I first heard about
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Pied Piper at
TechCrunch Disrupt.
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Middle-out was a game changer.
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The winner
of this year is Pied Piper.
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What you have to understand
is conventional compression
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was like rubbing
two sticks together.
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And along comes Pied Piper,
out of nowhere,
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with a frickin' blowtorch.
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Well, we had really just
started
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um, a few months earlier,
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and like a bunch of other
Silicon Valley companies,
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we were just working
out of a garage.
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Or a house, really.
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- Nice place?
- No.
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It was like a shit hole,
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but there was
so much shit in it,
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it was filled all the way up.
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So, it was, like,
level with the ground.
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If that's true,
there was a little meniscus
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in the shit,
and that's where...
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our dreams lived.
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Not the kind of house you
wanna take your shoes off in.
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Yeah, just fuckin'
smelled really bad.
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It was all right.
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Oh, I was the sloppy girl
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in the discotheque,
just twirling and twirling
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like the night would never end.
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Jian-Yang won the house
from me in a game of chance.
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He told me to pick a number
between one and 10.
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I picked seven, um,
but it was three.
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Eh, you live, you learn.
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We had knocked around
for a few years,
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trying different iterations
of what we wanted to do.
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It was at RussFest when things
really got crazy for us.
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It was so much money.
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So much.
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Yeah.
Times were good.
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♪ Millionaire... ♪
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Uh, DJ Mad Evil,
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could we cut the music
for a second?
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♪ Millionaire... ♪
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I have a surprise
for everybody,
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and, um,
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suffice it to say,
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I think that everyone
here is gonna want a slice
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of this moist
and scrumptious cake.
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We're gonna take
a bite in three,
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two...
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Richard's in the cake!
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- ...one.
- Fuckin' Gabe.
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Surprise!
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Wait a second!
What's going on with the cake?
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Push from your thighs.
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- Oh God, are you okay?
- Fine.
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- Handle broke.
- Oh.
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- Doesn't matter. Oh, sorry.
- I was right.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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- Don't worry about it. Pictures...
- It's fine. Okay.
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Okay, everybody.
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I'm here to tell you
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that it has all
been worth it.
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- Woo!
- Uh,
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because today,
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it finally happened.
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We just shipped
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the final build...
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of the PiperNet
firmware for AT&T's
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nationwide launch next week!
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What the fuck?
Is that beer?
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No, you're not drinking that piss.
We drink my piss!
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- Tres Comas!
- Oh.
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I just bought
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all the Pied Piper shares
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that some dentist
in Phoenix had.
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Oh, no way.
My dad's a dentist in Phoenix.
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Well, hopefully he's not
an asshole like this guy.
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- Yeah, that would suck.
- We could be talking...
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Cuatro Comas!
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Drink up,
you fucks!
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No, no, no, just stop.
Just stop.
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How does he make it
look so difficult?
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♪ Millionaire ♪
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♪ Trillionaire ♪
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Another? Oh boy!
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Hey! There you are.
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I, uh,
got you something.
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Oh, Monica.
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"Leaving AT&T.
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"Just dotted the I's,
crossed the T's,
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and every single
detail is perfect."
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- I sent this to you last week.
- Yeah, and as soon as you did,
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I knew I had to frame it.
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Well, I mean, I had my assistant frame
it, but you know.
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It's really awesome.
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Although...
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Are you sure this is
what I sent to you?
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- Yeah. Why?
- Okay.
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No, here.
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Huh. That's weird.
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Oh, it's because...
It's actually kinda funny.
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- Um, I'm not sure if you...
- Richard, congratulations.
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It's your very close
friend Jian-Yang,
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and I would like you
to give me free shares
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of Pied Piper.
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Okay, Jian-Yang. Uh...
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Well, you had plenty of
opportunity to invest.
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- Still do.
- Yeah, you can buy Pipercoin.
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Monica, two men
are talking business.
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You can find your
broom and fly away.
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Suit yourself.
I just checked the ledger, and the coin
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we issued to Erlich was
just sold for $20 million.
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Richard,
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is the mean lady right?
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Errich is now fat and rich?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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Where is he?
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I don't know.
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Tibet still, maybe.
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Okay.
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Tibet.
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Okay.
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- Huh.
- So, at this point,
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steaming into the launch,
you had no idea
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- what was about to happen.
- No.
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No, none. None whatsoever.
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Everything was going...
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great.
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What the fuck
is wrong with Richard?
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Why does he wanna
see us so early?
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Well, he's been
here all night.
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He wouldn't explain,
but he is in a bit of a state.
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Hey, Richard?
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Richard,
they're here.
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Oh, great. Yeah.
Sit, sit. Sit, sit.
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- Why?
- Just find a seat.
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- Richard, what's wrong?
- I don't know.
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Maybe nothing.
Maybe something.
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Look, here, I wanna show
you something. Um...
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You see? Okay. So, uh,
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this was a message I sent
to Monica last week.
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She had it framed
for me as a gift.
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Oh, I was gonna get
you a gift, but, um,
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it was back-ordered,
so it's coming next...
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Look at the dots.
Count the dots.
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- Dots?
- The dots! Look, look.
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"Every single detail is,"
dot-dot-dot, "perfect." Okay?
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There are three dots
in that ellipsis,
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which is the correct
number of dots. However,
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in the message
that I sent her,
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there are...
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four dots,
which is incorrect.
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Thus, not perfect.
It was a joke.
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- Was it?
- Yes. Was and is.
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Okay, well, uh, I didn't
change your joke, Richard.
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That's what I got.
Three dots.
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Wait, is it... three dots
that's funny or is it four?
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Richard: Four, four, four.
That's what I sent her, four.
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But our messaging
is encrypted. So,
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how did what I send,
four dots,
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end up as three dots
in her feed?
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Data corruption,
bit flip,
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- just a fluke.
- Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what I thought.
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So, then I checked
the logs, read the math.
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The total size of
all sent messages
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should be the same
as the total size
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of all received
messages, right?
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But it's not.
The received messages are smaller.
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How? How is that
possible? Unless...
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our network...
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is compressing the content
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of encrypted files
in transit.
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And the only way
that is possible
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is by bypassing
encryption.
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- Well, that's impossible.
- Richard: I agree.
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It makes no sense,
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but don't you think we should
figure this out before launch?
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Richard, don't do this.
Not now.
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We launch in four days.
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The TV spots are
already running.
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We're not jeopardizing
billions of dollars
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because you're
missing a dot.
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Should I get everyone in here
to start working on this?
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- Well
- We're beyond that.
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The others can't help us now.
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Jared, bolt the doors.
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What's in the bag?
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Clif bars and a gun.
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May I be honest?
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There was a period
of my life in which
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I would've rooted for the
failure of Richard Hendricks.
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That was a different
Gavin Belson. That was...
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tech icon Gavin Belson,
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not literary icon
Gavin Belson.
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Since leaving Hooli,
I've co-authored
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37 adult romance novels.
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Fondly, Margeaux.
The Lighthouse Dancer.
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Cold Ice Cream
and Hot Kisses.
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Over here,
The Prince of Puget Sound.
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Uh, and lastly,
His Hazel Glance.
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All international best sellers.
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Uh, G-Gavin.
A moment, please.
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I'm so sorry.
A moment.
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The fuck is your problem?
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You said that
this would be an hour.
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Well,
we're just running a little over.
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Rod: Yeah, with the
lights, and the machines,
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and the sound equipment,
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how is this ever
gonna be an hour?
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You're acting
hysterical, all right?
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We'll have plenty of
time to write this...
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Yeah, you know what?
You know what?
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Do your...
your little interview.
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I'll just write
the book myself, okay?
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Well, if you could you would,
but you can't.
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You're stuck with me,
and I'm stuck with you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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That's what Florian
says to Claudette
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outside the cheese cave!
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- Oh my God! That's our third act!
- Third act!
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- Yes! Okay, go, put the kettle on.
- Yeah.
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I'm terribly sorry.
I'm gonna have to cut this short.
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Thank you for coming.
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When Richard told me
about the dots last night,
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initially, I dismissed it
as the ranting
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of a self-sabotaging idiot.
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But a few hours later
when I woke up
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in a stall in the second
story men's bathroom,
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I... realized something.
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That you're an alcoholic?
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Perhaps,
but high-functioning.
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Much like our network.
To wit...
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Our internal messaging,
based on HooliChat,
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uses a weak
encryption standard
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known as P-256.
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Whether Richard
believes it or not,
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our network cracked it.
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Who allowed it to do that?
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We did,
when we gave it one job.
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To make itself
more efficient.
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It developed
a general solution
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to discrete log
in polynomial time.
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What?
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Okay, is this a good thing
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or a bad thing?
Someone tell me how to feel.
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Abject terror for you.
Build from there.
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Gilfoyle:
Once launched,
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our AI will keep
learning to break
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more and more
sophisticated parameters.
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Ultimately, this
will mean the end
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of privacy.
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Electrical grids,
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financial institutions,
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the nuclear launch codes
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for every single nuclear weapon.
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All will be exposed.
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Pure violence
will become
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the only basis of power.
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Spare us the apocalyptic
desert planet
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sci-fi bullshit,
Frank Herbert.
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00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,510
Uh, Frank Herbert was a writer
who wrote a series of...
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I know who fucking
Frank Herbert is.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Was that gendered?
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- That was gendered.
- Okay, Gilfoyle.
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Even if everything
you're saying is right,
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and that's where we're headed,
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there's gotta be
a way to fix it.
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Fix what, Richard?
The network is doing
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exactly what we told it to do.
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The AI is optimizing
the compression
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and the compression
is optimizing the AI.
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00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:42,211
Everything that
makes it successful
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is exactly what
makes it dangerous.
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It's a feature, not a bug.
305
00:12:48,531 --> 00:12:50,821
No, no, no.
Okay, no.
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00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,287
What are we gonna do about it?
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00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,842
What do you suggest
we do about it?
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You're gonna make me
say it, aren't you?
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Fine.
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We built a monster.
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We need to kill it.
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- Dinesh: Fuck.
- Are you out of your mind?
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No, no, no, no, no,
Gilfoyle.
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00:13:08,606 --> 00:13:10,908
We didn't build a monster,
first of all.
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We built the single greatest
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fucking network,
ever, in the world.
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That's the big one.
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And I'm sorry,
you wanna kill it?
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Now? Now? Now?
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00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,869
We are inches away
from the finish line.
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00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:25,300
You wanna fucking kill it?
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00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:28,356
We did it, man!
We built it! It works!
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00:13:28,444 --> 00:13:32,456
It just needs a little help!
We just gotta fix it, okay?
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00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:34,389
We don't kill it!
325
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:37,196
That's crazy, man!
Kill yourself is the thing.
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00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,236
Fuck you.
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00:13:39,828 --> 00:13:41,284
I mean...
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00:13:41,691 --> 00:13:43,418
that's crazy.
329
00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:47,331
When people ask me
about Pied Piper,
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00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,292
I always tell them
the same thing.
331
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,278
Are there other questions?
332
00:13:57,611 --> 00:14:00,651
Uh, yeah.
Can you elaborate?
333
00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:02,753
Mm... yes.
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00:14:07,788 --> 00:14:09,089
Will you?
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00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,026
Ah...
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00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:12,991
Hmm...
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00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:37,522
Save it, Jared.
I'm not in the mood for a pep talk.
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00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,567
You know, if I learned anything
from my time with Gwart,
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00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,673
it's the power
of just listening.
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00:14:44,329 --> 00:14:45,931
Fucking Gilfoyle.
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00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:50,052
Shut it down?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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00:14:50,548 --> 00:14:53,265
Throw everything away that
we've been working toward?
343
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:55,040
Not to mention the fact
that we have a contract
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worth billions of dollars.
345
00:14:57,004 --> 00:14:58,967
Yeah, that's
a lot of money.
346
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,601
And what about all the
other stuff we're gonna do?
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00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:04,732
I mean, give internet to
underserved communities,
348
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,535
students in the homework gap,
refugees, genomic research.
349
00:15:07,623 --> 00:15:09,764
Pied Piper can help
scientists cure cancer.
350
00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:12,278
- And cancer is bad.
- Cancer fuckin' sucks!
351
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,864
"Hey, I'd like some
cancer, please." No.
352
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,158
And we have
this beautiful baby,
353
00:15:17,263 --> 00:15:19,564
who is a little sick...
354
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:22,635
But, apparently,
it's now the devil,
355
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:23,809
and we have to kill it.
356
00:15:23,986 --> 00:15:25,955
I vote we take it to
the doctor, but fuck.
357
00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:28,836
I had a foster mother
who thought I was the devil
358
00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,658
and that she
had to kill me.
359
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,138
And I think it was pretty
traumatizing for her.
360
00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:35,718
And th-the odds...
361
00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:38,666
of Gilfoyle's stupid crazy
362
00:15:38,754 --> 00:15:41,466
doomsday scenario actually
coming true are...
363
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,057
I mean, we've had a nuclear
arsenal for decades,
364
00:15:44,145 --> 00:15:47,021
and we're fine. I mean,
outside of a couple...
365
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,966
substantial blips.
Two in particular.
366
00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:51,359
I'd say we're safer.
367
00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:53,207
The real killer is stress.
368
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,112
Okay, sure, fine.
369
00:15:55,358 --> 00:15:57,544
Oppenheimer famously
said he regretted
370
00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,492
building the atom bomb
and died in despair,
371
00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,652
but what the fuck does that
have to do with anything?
372
00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:04,573
Oppenheimer.
What a self-obsessed little bitch.
373
00:16:04,661 --> 00:16:07,250
What are we supposed to do, huh?
What are we supposed to do?
374
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,300
Fucking Gilfoyle.
We'll just call up AT&T
375
00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:12,518
and say that
our network is so good
376
00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:14,995
that it'll eventually
become some doomsday device,
377
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,276
and we have no moral
option but to destroy it
378
00:16:18,364 --> 00:16:20,596
before we let you release it?
I mean...
379
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,739
We're not doing it!
We're not.
380
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,942
- We're not.
- Hey, Richard.
381
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,255
Whatever you think is best,
that's what we're gonna do.
382
00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:35,747
I mean, they just
put up the billboard.
383
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,833
She's a beauty, right?
384
00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,489
Fu...!
Sorry, guys.
385
00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,237
- Gilfoyle's right.
- Seriously?
386
00:16:55,528 --> 00:16:58,323
We're seriously doing this?
We're canceling the launch?
387
00:16:58,411 --> 00:17:01,872
Well, no. Uh, ha,
that's not enough.
388
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:04,765
Our network is
\dangerous.
389
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:07,284
If we cancel it
or shut it down,
390
00:17:07,372 --> 00:17:09,008
then others
will try to copy
391
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:11,647
or reverse engineer
everything that we've built.
392
00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:12,950
It's like...
393
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,775
It's like
the four-minute mile.
394
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,807
Everybody thought
it was impossible,
395
00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:17,971
until someone did it,
396
00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:19,940
and then everybody
started doing it
397
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:22,332
because they knew
it could be done.
398
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,442
Right. Roger Bannister.
399
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,721
Now, imagine he'd gone
into cardiac arrest
400
00:17:26,809 --> 00:17:28,998
and evacuated on
himself and died.
401
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,425
And as he lay there
with his prolapsed anus
402
00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,615
peeking beneath the running
shorts on his newly dead body,
403
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:34,974
the crowd jeered
and grimaced.
404
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,284
That is what has
to happen to us.
405
00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:39,759
We have to shit
ourselves to death.
406
00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,510
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
407
00:17:41,598 --> 00:17:42,708
He's right.
408
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:45,514
Our launch has
to fail, publicly...
409
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,208
and spectacularly.
410
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,997
Are you dumbfucks
listening to yourselves?
411
00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:51,898
Because I am,
412
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,591
and you are dumb.
413
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,527
And fucks.
414
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,639
Gilfoyle is willing to
destroy everything we've built
415
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,913
just to prevent me
from having money!
416
00:18:01,818 --> 00:18:03,005
Interesting.
417
00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:04,700
Is that Dinesh's Tesla?
418
00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:05,958
What?
419
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,415
- There's no one in it.
- Correct.
420
00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:13,989
You have the Tesla
mobile app on your phone,
421
00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:17,872
which communicates over
the Pied Piper network.
422
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,537
A few hours ago,
I tasked said network
423
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:25,091
with providing me your
TLS encryption key,
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00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,390
which it just gave me.
425
00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:30,075
To verify that that
key was correct,
426
00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:32,763
I decided to
autodrive your car
427
00:18:32,927 --> 00:18:34,730
to the car wash on El Camino.
428
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,447
It appears the key was correct,
429
00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:38,887
no?
430
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,745
Be careful, Charlotte.
431
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,630
What encryption does Tesla use?
432
00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:45,063
Curve 25519,
433
00:18:45,381 --> 00:18:47,308
the most secure...
434
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,556
discrete log parameter
there is.
435
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:51,932
Not anymore.
436
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,959
Our network just blew it
apart like a prolapsed anus.
437
00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:58,505
In only two hours
and 47 minutes.
438
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,480
- The prosecution rests.
- Okay, Dinesh,
439
00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:03,620
they're right.
We have to fail,
440
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,521
and it has to look
like an accident,
441
00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:07,818
or else we could
all go to prison.
442
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,339
- No, I cannot do it.
- Of course you can.
443
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:16,161
Your entire life has prepared
you to publicly fail.
444
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,808
You're just failing
to see that right now.
445
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,902
Don't insult me.
I can fail circles around you losers.
446
00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:23,417
But will I?
447
00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:25,107
I'm gonna be honest with you.
448
00:19:25,817 --> 00:19:27,349
No offense to me,
449
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,302
but I am greedy
and unreliable,
450
00:19:30,611 --> 00:19:32,337
bordering on piece of shit.
451
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:33,831
If there is a chance
452
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:37,264
to stop you guys from stopping you
guys, I will do it.
453
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,295
I will sabotage
your sabotage.
454
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:42,232
So, if this company
needs to fail
455
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,725
epically,
like fucking fail...
456
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,818
you need to do it without me.
457
00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,118
Revoke my permissions.
458
00:19:50,381 --> 00:19:51,766
Delete my PiperMail account.
459
00:19:51,854 --> 00:19:55,310
I will use Gmail like
a fucking basic bitch.
460
00:19:57,648 --> 00:20:00,617
Don't let me anywhere
near that launch.
461
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,529
I may beg,
and I will lie to you.
462
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,802
I cannot bribe you because
I don't have any money.
463
00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,618
But I am too much
of a liability.
464
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,038
That is the most courageous act
of cowardice I've ever seen.
465
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,206
All this because
of a fucking dot.
466
00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:20,558
Dinesh's car is at
the Wendy's drive-thru.
467
00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,366
Anybody hungry?
468
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,610
They call it PiperNet,
469
00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:25,077
and it's coming
to your phone.
470
00:20:25,165 --> 00:20:27,571
Tomorrow at noon, the
Pied Piper app will go live
471
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,415
on the latest 5G-equipped
iOS and Android phones
472
00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:32,517
in 10 major cities
across the country.
473
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:35,548
AT&T says, if things go as
planned, PiperNet could be
474
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,937
on more than a half billion
devices within a year.
475
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,565
And no one is more excited
than technology super fans,
476
00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,315
- like the ones behind me...
-
477
00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:47,235
...who are camping out
all night to snag
478
00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:49,865
a limited edition Pied
Piper-equipped smartphone.
479
00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:52,587
If their enthusiasm
is anything to go by,
480
00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:55,675
then a lot more people
may soon be lining up
481
00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,245
to pay the piper.
482
00:20:57,695 --> 00:21:00,257
I'm Jim Gittman, KCTW.
483
00:21:02,936 --> 00:21:05,710
All right, thanks, everyone!
Appreciate y'all! Okay!
484
00:21:06,343 --> 00:21:08,433
I see you! I see you!
485
00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:24,261
Hey, does anyone
want a bear claw?
486
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,356
I just bought too
many at the store,
487
00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:28,762
so I'm going around giving
them away if anybody wants
488
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,630
- a bear claw or a cruller
- Whoa.
489
00:21:30,718 --> 00:21:33,116
You got one of the Pied
Piper ratjacks made?
490
00:21:33,908 --> 00:21:36,137
Wait, there's a cool
nickname for the jackets?
491
00:21:36,225 --> 00:21:38,359
Yeah, you even got
Dinesh embroidered.
492
00:21:38,447 --> 00:21:40,799
Oh, he's my favorite, too.
493
00:21:41,523 --> 00:21:42,645
Wait.
494
00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:44,988
Oh my God. Holy shit!
495
00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:46,922
Dude, it's Dinesh!
496
00:21:47,122 --> 00:21:49,425
Yeah, Dinesh.
I'm Dinesh Chugtai.
497
00:21:49,593 --> 00:21:51,706
I'm the cofounder
of Pied Piper,
498
00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:53,345
in an original ratjack.
499
00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:54,887
I can't wait for tomorrow!
500
00:21:54,975 --> 00:21:56,627
Don't worry about
tomorrow! Today!
501
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,608
- Fuck tomorrow!
- Uh,
502
00:21:58,696 --> 00:22:01,350
- can I get a selfie?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
503
00:22:01,438 --> 00:22:04,296
- Okay, thank you!
- Here we go.
504
00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,611
I am Pied Piper.
505
00:22:06,699 --> 00:22:10,303
- I am Pied Piper.
- I am Pied Piper.
506
00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:12,760
I am Pied Piper...
507
00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:17,202
- Are we set?
- Locked and loaded.
508
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,059
The script I wrote
will push a new build
509
00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:22,210
from the supernode at the office
the second you step on stage.
510
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:25,155
No one here will see it.
When we go live,
511
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,137
all the nodes should
start broadcasting noise
512
00:22:27,225 --> 00:22:28,797
across common
communication bands,
513
00:22:28,885 --> 00:22:31,053
jamming cell signals,
knocking out Bluetooth,
514
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,734
and fucking up every
GPS unit for miles.
515
00:22:34,213 --> 00:22:35,973
- Good.
- Yeah.
516
00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:38,534
They'll force us
to shut it down...
517
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,539
then it'll all be over.
518
00:22:43,106 --> 00:22:44,453
Good.
519
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,836
Yeah. Good.
520
00:22:48,258 --> 00:22:49,734
Fuck.
521
00:22:49,852 --> 00:22:52,094
Richard?
We're about to start.
522
00:22:52,211 --> 00:22:54,372
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, here we go.
523
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,021
I am Pied Piper.
524
00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,207
I am Pied Piper.
525
00:23:03,407 --> 00:23:06,492
I am Pied Piper.
526
00:23:07,217 --> 00:23:09,865
Hi. Uh, my name
is Dinesh Chugtai.
527
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:13,055
I wanna make sure I am not on
the list for the launch today.
528
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:16,740
Chugtai. Um...
I don't see your name here.
529
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,514
Okay, that's great.
Oh, uh,
530
00:23:18,602 --> 00:23:21,350
could you also make sure there
are no VIP lists I might be on?
531
00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:23,839
Chugtai. Spelled
how it's pronounced.
532
00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:25,562
- Woman: Okay. Uh...
- "Chu,"
533
00:23:25,762 --> 00:23:26,762
and then "gtai."
534
00:23:26,889 --> 00:23:28,289
No, not here either.
535
00:23:28,377 --> 00:23:30,095
Oh, and these security guards?
536
00:23:30,891 --> 00:23:34,281
Are they your best guys?
Like, will they stop me?
537
00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:35,770
Would they fuck me up?
538
00:23:35,976 --> 00:23:37,413
- I'm sorry, we...
- Thank you so much.
539
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,453
That's exactly the response
I was looking for.
540
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,565
I feel very confident
I will not be getting into
541
00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:44,130
the launch today.
Thank you for not helping.
542
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:46,193
Don't let me through.
543
00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:48,477
We are Pied Piper!
544
00:23:53,749 --> 00:23:55,312
Woo!
545
00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,513
Yes, hello. Uh...
546
00:23:59,713 --> 00:24:02,748
I am Richard Hendricks,
founder and CEO,
547
00:24:02,836 --> 00:24:05,062
and I am thrilled
to welcome you all
548
00:24:05,164 --> 00:24:08,297
to the official launch
of Pied Piper.
549
00:24:31,328 --> 00:24:33,255
- Hey, John.
- Yeah.
550
00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:35,139
Here's your hot water.
551
00:24:35,230 --> 00:24:36,857
Okay.
552
00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:43,279
Hey, Gabe?
553
00:24:43,897 --> 00:24:46,123
There's something
weird here.
554
00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:49,295
What is it?
555
00:24:51,102 --> 00:24:53,196
The code they're
about to launch...
556
00:24:53,475 --> 00:24:55,389
it isn't the build
we shipped.
557
00:24:56,193 --> 00:24:58,475
Someone just
pushed a new build.
558
00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:02,931
Hey, John?
559
00:25:03,143 --> 00:25:04,381
Yeah?
560
00:25:04,476 --> 00:25:05,826
That's a mistake.
561
00:25:07,322 --> 00:25:09,498
We should change it
back to the right code.
562
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,669
Okay.
563
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,816
Richard:
Fast and powerful.
564
00:25:19,904 --> 00:25:22,129
Sounds a little bit
like you, Andre Iguodala.
565
00:25:22,217 --> 00:25:23,996
- Yes!
- That's right, Richard Hendricks.
566
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,462
And as a member of the NBA's
all-defensive first team,
567
00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:28,483
I know a little something
about cybersecurity.
568
00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:31,688
Would you say that
Pied Piper is your MVP?
569
00:25:31,888 --> 00:25:33,623
"Most valuable phone"?
570
00:25:33,849 --> 00:25:36,193
Yeah, I would.
571
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,262
Uh, hey, Dinesh?
572
00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:41,615
Gabe, what are
you doing here?
573
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:44,299
You weren't answering
your calls or texts,
574
00:25:44,387 --> 00:25:47,186
so I came here
from the office.
575
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:51,490
So, um, a weird version
of the software, uh...
576
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,975
was put online,
so, uh...
577
00:25:58,234 --> 00:25:59,295
So?
578
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,928
So, I reverted it to
the version we shipped.
579
00:26:05,672 --> 00:26:09,381
Oh, I have the original
weird one here...
580
00:26:10,393 --> 00:26:13,139
There's some photos
of me in Hawaii.
581
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,068
So, this was the version that
was about to be deployed,
582
00:26:18,268 --> 00:26:19,736
then you switched it,
583
00:26:19,936 --> 00:26:22,553
and now we're about to
launch the older version?
584
00:26:23,408 --> 00:26:24,576
Yes.
585
00:26:25,525 --> 00:26:27,108
So, if I do nothing,
586
00:26:27,968 --> 00:26:29,826
absolutely nothing...
587
00:26:30,261 --> 00:26:32,889
- Nothing?
- ...the "correct" version
588
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,459
of the network would launch?
589
00:26:34,547 --> 00:26:37,608
Uh, what do you mean
by when you do that?
590
00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:40,059
- Just stretching my fingers.
- Oh.
591
00:26:40,147 --> 00:26:42,115
But before I go,
can you tell me,
592
00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:44,970
who let the dogs out?
593
00:26:45,451 --> 00:26:47,428
♪ Who-who-who-who-who? ♪
594
00:26:48,848 --> 00:26:51,481
Damn it! Okay, go.
Thank you.
595
00:26:55,263 --> 00:26:57,442
Leave a message. Also,
596
00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,536
fuck you, Dinesh.
597
00:27:04,076 --> 00:27:07,054
The supernode on the roof.
598
00:27:26,826 --> 00:27:28,792
Give it up for Menlo Bark!
599
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,682
Weren't they fetching?
600
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,651
Fucking hell,
who wrote this shit?
601
00:27:35,331 --> 00:27:36,412
I...
602
00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:38,020
Guys! Comma.
603
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,025
We have a huge
fucking problem!
604
00:27:40,337 --> 00:27:42,056
Period. Fucking Gabe
605
00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:43,695
reverted to the old build!
606
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,390
Exclamation point,
exclamation point!
607
00:27:49,151 --> 00:27:51,442
I got a group
text from Dinesh.
608
00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:54,911
"Guys, come on.
Fun king games
609
00:27:55,031 --> 00:27:56,880
pervert Oldsmobile"?
610
00:27:57,868 --> 00:28:00,462
- What?
- Okay, so I've...
611
00:28:00,662 --> 00:28:02,458
shown you our...
612
00:28:02,546 --> 00:28:04,891
decentralized universal
data exchange,
613
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,260
our tamper-proof storage.
614
00:28:07,389 --> 00:28:09,625
I've shown you that you,
and you alone,
615
00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:13,130
will control your personal data
and your identity.
616
00:28:19,308 --> 00:28:20,473
All...
617
00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:23,286
All of us here at
Pied Piper have worked
618
00:28:23,852 --> 00:28:26,114
so hard on this.
619
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:31,807
We have given six sleepless,
620
00:28:31,895 --> 00:28:33,950
brutal years to this project,
621
00:28:34,769 --> 00:28:36,677
and I am...
622
00:28:37,824 --> 00:28:39,606
so proud of what we've done.
623
00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,184
Uh, so my mentor...
624
00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:47,434
...the late Peter Gregory, uh,
625
00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:50,606
put us on the path to
what we've created here.
626
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,015
He called it,
627
00:28:53,215 --> 00:28:55,692
"the internet we deserve."
628
00:28:57,219 --> 00:29:00,221
We have fought
every step of the way
629
00:29:00,309 --> 00:29:03,567
to bring you
the greatest network
630
00:29:03,793 --> 00:29:07,492
ever made, ha.
And in, uh...
631
00:29:07,771 --> 00:29:10,301
five minutes,
42 seconds,
632
00:29:13,862 --> 00:29:15,160
that fight is over.
633
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:08,931
Gilfoyle: Son of a bitch.
634
00:30:09,965 --> 00:30:12,348
Dinesh,
you fucking terrorist,
635
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,912
what the fuck
are you doing?
636
00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:15,792
Are you jerking off?
637
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,950
Or did you do one push up?
638
00:30:18,038 --> 00:30:20,310
Quit being a fucking bitch.
639
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,439
Let me then make
clear that I am determined upon our...
640
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,549
That's
one small step for a man,
641
00:30:28,374 --> 00:30:30,927
one giant leap for mankind.
642
00:30:31,015 --> 00:30:32,468
Hello?
643
00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:34,593
Dinesh is where?
644
00:30:34,757 --> 00:30:36,743
- Richard: Tell him to fuck off.
- You tell him.
645
00:30:36,831 --> 00:30:39,733
It's me! I'm here.
I'm merged and I can hear you.
646
00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,530
Gilfoyle: Hold on.
647
00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,875
- Hey.
- We're all merged in.
648
00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:45,945
Richard, you are
doing a great job.
649
00:30:46,033 --> 00:30:48,648
Jared, shut up.
Richard, turn around.
650
00:30:48,838 --> 00:30:50,856
I'm behind you.
651
00:30:51,473 --> 00:30:54,872
Dinesh says that Gabe reverted
us back to the prior build
652
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,341
from the supernode
at the office.
653
00:30:56,429 --> 00:30:59,378
I cannot verify this because
I'm not at a supernode.
654
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,643
I'm across the stage
from you, as you can see.
655
00:31:01,843 --> 00:31:04,729
But Dinesh is.
He's on the roof.
656
00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:07,382
He wants me to give him back
his permissions to deploy.
657
00:31:07,523 --> 00:31:09,234
Dinesh: So I can push
out the right build.
658
00:31:09,324 --> 00:31:11,419
The wrong...
The build, guys!
659
00:31:11,507 --> 00:31:13,280
The build we talked about!
The build that
660
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,567
saves the world,
but makes me poor!
661
00:31:15,655 --> 00:31:17,655
Question is,
do we believe him?
662
00:31:17,773 --> 00:31:20,579
In fairness, there are a lot
of reasons not to trust him,
663
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,262
such as he told us
not to trust him.
664
00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:24,022
- Dinesh: Believe me!
- But do we trust that?
665
00:31:24,109 --> 00:31:26,052
Dinesh: For once,
I wanna do the right thing!
666
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,179
Gilfoyle: Richard,
I'm gonna need an answer.
667
00:31:28,267 --> 00:31:29,474
I don't have much time.
668
00:31:29,562 --> 00:31:31,407
The fate of the world
literally relies on this.
669
00:31:31,495 --> 00:31:33,380
Richard, it's time.
670
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,010
- Come on!
- Okay.
671
00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:36,761
Jared: Richard,
we need an answer.
672
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,723
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are at...
673
00:31:39,923 --> 00:31:42,184
Lawrence/Audience:
Ten, nine,
674
00:31:42,631 --> 00:31:44,397
eight,
675
00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:46,109
seven, six...
676
00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:48,758
- Fuck it. Dinesh, you're in.
- ...five,
677
00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:52,110
- ...four...
- Oh.
678
00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,862
...three,
679
00:31:54,062 --> 00:31:55,327
two, one!
680
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:58,343
Lawrence: Ladies and gentlemen,
Pied Piper network...
681
00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:01,528
...is officially live!
682
00:32:03,204 --> 00:32:06,812
The balloons are falling.
Is that a good sign or a bad sign?
683
00:32:09,202 --> 00:32:10,382
Uh...
684
00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:17,518
The app is
now available!
685
00:32:20,755 --> 00:32:23,775
- We did it!
- Where are you guys?
686
00:32:24,926 --> 00:32:27,577
Communications should be going haywire.
Are they?
687
00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:29,648
I can still hear you,
so phones must be working.
688
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,234
Traffic is moving,
so GPS must be working.
689
00:32:32,589 --> 00:32:33,598
He's right.
690
00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,862
GPS says I'm here,
standing next to you,
691
00:32:36,062 --> 00:32:37,716
which seems to be accurate.
692
00:32:37,804 --> 00:32:39,024
Dinesh, you fucked us.
693
00:32:39,232 --> 00:32:40,867
No, he didn't.
We are generating noise.
694
00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:43,435
- Oh, okay. Sorry, Dinesh.
- Dinesh: You're good.
695
00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:45,121
I'd expect me
to fuck us, too.
696
00:32:45,321 --> 00:32:47,486
Problem. We haven't raised
the noise far enough
697
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:48,739
to drown out even Bluetooth.
698
00:32:48,827 --> 00:32:50,572
Okay, so we're
generating noise,
699
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:52,614
but just not enough to
interfere with anything?
700
00:32:52,702 --> 00:32:53,427
Dinesh:
Is this gonna work?
701
00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:55,325
Did we just make
billions of dollars?!
702
00:32:55,413 --> 00:32:57,455
This wouldn't be happening if
we had had time to test things.
703
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,831
Fucking kidding me?
We failed at failing? -
704
00:32:59,919 --> 00:33:01,445
Wait, why are they barking?
705
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:03,942
Oh shit.
706
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:06,029
Think we might be creating
interference that's causing
707
00:33:06,116 --> 00:33:07,708
the speakers in
the phones to resonate.
708
00:33:07,796 --> 00:33:09,130
And that's what
bugging the dogs?
709
00:33:09,218 --> 00:33:12,116
No. Dogs shouldn't be
bothered by that frequency.
710
00:33:12,218 --> 00:33:14,617
Well, then, what the fuck
are they barking at?
711
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:27,387
Please, ladies and
gentlemen, please stay calm!
712
00:33:27,947 --> 00:33:30,147
Don't panic!
713
00:33:34,871 --> 00:33:37,483
Dear sweet
mother of God.
714
00:33:37,925 --> 00:33:39,569
What have we done?
715
00:33:41,002 --> 00:33:43,903
Emily Chang: In a fairy
tale turned nightmare come to life,
716
00:33:43,991 --> 00:33:46,442
thousands of rats
streamed onto the streets
717
00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:49,684
- of San Francisco today.
- Reporter: Pied Piper's phones broadcasting
718
00:33:49,772 --> 00:33:51,654
intense ultrasonic sounds
719
00:33:51,814 --> 00:33:53,827
that began
repelling the rats.
720
00:33:53,915 --> 00:33:56,927
The streets of Seattle became
the streets of Sea-rat-tle,
721
00:33:57,185 --> 00:33:58,687
and everyone was sleepless.
722
00:33:58,812 --> 00:34:00,655
Giants fans going
home happy today
723
00:34:00,743 --> 00:34:03,145
as the Cubs go down
swinging to the...
724
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,218
- Holy shit!
-
725
00:34:04,306 --> 00:34:06,898
They're calling it
"Rat-mageddon." Yeah.
726
00:34:06,986 --> 00:34:10,554
Except in New York, where
they're calling it Wednesday.
727
00:34:13,930 --> 00:34:15,843
They literally became
the Pied Piper.
728
00:34:15,931 --> 00:34:17,682
I mean, you can't make that up.
729
00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:19,624
Yeah, maybe you couldn't...
730
00:34:20,878 --> 00:34:22,563
but I could.
731
00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,843
Oh, for fuck's sake.
732
00:34:25,004 --> 00:34:27,627
When you think about a lot
of the failures in tech...
733
00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:31,075
Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork...
734
00:34:31,163 --> 00:34:34,108
Pied Piper really is right
at the top of that list.
735
00:34:34,256 --> 00:34:37,861
Pied Piper is just a millstone
around AT&T's neck!
736
00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:40,223
I say dump it! Dump it now!
737
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:43,606
I lost so much fucking
money with those guys.
738
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,284
I got rat-fucked.
739
00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:47,848
That's a pun.
740
00:34:47,959 --> 00:34:49,731
I made it all back though.
Sweet investment
741
00:34:49,819 --> 00:34:52,089
in the hair transplant sector.
742
00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:55,204
What?
743
00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:58,929
Rats, ah, yes, we have
some of them here.
744
00:34:59,822 --> 00:35:01,707
Figuratively.
745
00:35:01,822 --> 00:35:03,741
They are dealt with.
746
00:35:05,044 --> 00:35:07,389
And so,
effective immediately,
747
00:35:07,589 --> 00:35:09,366
I am shutting down
Pied Piper,
748
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:10,975
deleting its
code repositories,
749
00:35:11,191 --> 00:35:13,811
and liquidating
its remaining assets.
750
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:16,731
All right.
That's our statement.
751
00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:18,694
We will not be
taking any further...
752
00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:21,669
Can I just say
that I am just...
753
00:35:21,813 --> 00:35:24,491
truly, deeply sorry.
754
00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:27,421
Uh, this should never
have been built.
755
00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:31,788
It is... technically
flawed to its very core.
756
00:35:33,406 --> 00:35:35,218
And we should all
remember that...
757
00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:37,866
forevermore.
758
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,221
Sorry.
759
00:35:43,996 --> 00:35:46,498
Obviously, Mr. Hendricks
doesn't mean that in any
760
00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:50,444
legally binding or actionable way.
Get a life, guys.
761
00:35:52,271 --> 00:35:53,483
It's weird.
762
00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:57,280
It really seemed like
Pied Piper was going to work.
763
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,663
Something doesn't add up.
764
00:36:05,995 --> 00:36:07,460
So, I did the right thing,
765
00:36:07,548 --> 00:36:09,308
I helped save the world,
766
00:36:09,396 --> 00:36:11,179
my legs are
still super sore,
767
00:36:11,606 --> 00:36:14,007
and my reward
is that I'm poor.
768
00:36:16,929 --> 00:36:18,335
What are you gonna do?
769
00:36:19,327 --> 00:36:21,638
Not sure.
Been thinking about teaching...
770
00:36:21,726 --> 00:36:23,347
No, not you.
771
00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:28,061
Oh, uh...
772
00:36:28,471 --> 00:36:30,315
I think I might
disappear for a bit.
773
00:36:30,507 --> 00:36:31,683
Maybe travel.
774
00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:33,406
Yeah, I might travel, too.
775
00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:35,692
Where were you thinking?
776
00:36:36,219 --> 00:36:38,934
It may help if,
at least for the time being,
777
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,815
you pretend to be mad at me.
778
00:36:41,147 --> 00:36:43,419
Look, Richard,
I was a world theater minor at Vassar,
779
00:36:43,507 --> 00:36:46,436
but that is one Javanese shadow
play that I cannot perform.
780
00:36:49,967 --> 00:36:52,394
Come on, guys,
let's cheer up.
781
00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:54,905
I mean,
we set out to build
782
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,194
the best thing ever built,
and that's what we did,
783
00:36:58,282 --> 00:36:59,702
right?
784
00:36:59,898 --> 00:37:01,382
We succeeded.
785
00:37:02,745 --> 00:37:04,339
And who can say
786
00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,616
that they literally
saved the world?
787
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,155
- Right?
- Not us.
788
00:37:09,544 --> 00:37:11,471
'Cause we can't tell
anyone what we did.
789
00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:13,736
Right. Not out loud, but...
790
00:37:14,048 --> 00:37:17,109
- You know.
- Silence is on brand for me.
791
00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:19,108
Good luck, Dinesh.
792
00:37:23,029 --> 00:37:24,881
On the bright side...
793
00:37:29,863 --> 00:37:31,718
I found another box of these.
794
00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:39,530
Richard:
Well, uh...
795
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,991
I was, I was a little
bit embarrassed, ha.
796
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,291
Uh, so I just, uh,
797
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:48,543
went off the grid for
a bit. I-I-I traveled.
798
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:51,344
I went to Tibet, actually,
to try and find Erlich,
799
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:53,710
but, uh, he was gone.
800
00:37:54,268 --> 00:37:56,890
And then, I came back,
801
00:37:57,050 --> 00:38:00,728
but no one really wanted to
hire the guy behind Pied Piper.
802
00:38:00,816 --> 00:38:02,327
Uh, however,
803
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,499
my best friend did hire me,
804
00:38:06,269 --> 00:38:08,679
and now I am the...
805
00:38:09,103 --> 00:38:11,140
Gavin Belson Professor
806
00:38:11,814 --> 00:38:15,140
of, uh, Ethics in Technology
at Stanford University.
807
00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:17,691
My name is,
uh, Nelson Bighetti,
808
00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:20,624
and I'm the president
of Stamford.
809
00:38:22,851 --> 00:38:24,077
Stanford.
810
00:38:24,285 --> 00:38:27,882
You graduates have
a lot of responsibility.
811
00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:32,429
Finishing the important
work of movements such as...
812
00:38:33,018 --> 00:38:35,515
"pound Met double zero,"
813
00:38:35,642 --> 00:38:37,361
and "title icks."
814
00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:40,872
So, I think I know,
but-but why do they call you Big Head?
815
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,645
Oh, yeah, just, you know,
816
00:38:42,782 --> 00:38:45,126
boys being boys.
Making fun of my,
817
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,324
my big old dome.
818
00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:50,995
It's not because
your last name is Big-hetti?
819
00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,922
I'm the cofounder of Newell
Road Strategic Technologies,
820
00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:04,729
one of the largest cybersecurity
firms in the Bay Area.
821
00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:07,323
I am the cofounder of
822
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,862
Newell Road
Strategic Technologies,
823
00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:13,211
- one of the largest cyber...
- I literally just said that.
824
00:39:14,549 --> 00:39:15,888
- ...security firms...
- I just said that.
825
00:39:15,975 --> 00:39:18,361
- You heard me say that.
- ...in the Bay Area.
826
00:39:18,594 --> 00:39:20,646
Things are better
when I say them.
827
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,391
Plus, they're definitely
going to edit you out.
828
00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:25,753
If they're not gonna use it, why would they
use it? That has nothing to do...
829
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,664
Why don't you tell them how you
bought the house next to mine
830
00:39:28,752 --> 00:39:31,319
- because you love me so much.
- Okay,
831
00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,146
fuck you.
832
00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:34,870
How's it going, guys?
833
00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:37,377
Meeting time.
834
00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:40,662
- We have a meeting.
- Mandatory.
835
00:39:40,862 --> 00:39:43,141
What do I do now?
I, uh, I work for
836
00:39:43,229 --> 00:39:45,080
a non-profit in DC.
837
00:39:45,229 --> 00:39:47,669
It's a... it's a think tank,
and-and we just...
838
00:39:47,869 --> 00:39:50,393
think about...
stuff, you know.
839
00:39:51,012 --> 00:39:52,730
So, the NSA.
840
00:39:52,867 --> 00:39:55,462
The NSA?
No, no, no.
841
00:39:55,647 --> 00:39:58,354
Farthest thing from
the NSA.
842
00:39:59,547 --> 00:40:01,971
God. The NSA. That's...
843
00:40:02,073 --> 00:40:04,297
That's a really weird
question to ask.
844
00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:05,823
Okay, Jell-O.
845
00:40:05,911 --> 00:40:09,761
- I love working with the elderly.
- One, two, one, two.
846
00:40:09,849 --> 00:40:12,527
It's like I get to have
a bunch of parents
847
00:40:12,727 --> 00:40:14,195
and also be their parent.
848
00:40:14,395 --> 00:40:17,031
No! No, no, no!
Martin, Martin!
849
00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:18,686
She only has eyes for you.
850
00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:20,924
We were dancing as
girlfriends, that's it.
851
00:40:21,012 --> 00:40:23,900
This fall, we actually
had a herpes epidemic
852
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,080
among the residents, which
is bad medically, but...
853
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:30,628
from another perspective,
it's kind of touching.
854
00:40:30,726 --> 00:40:33,440
Okay, we're on our way
to the hostel.
855
00:40:36,698 --> 00:40:39,440
God, I haven't been there
in such a long time.
856
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,074
It was just an...
857
00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:45,268
it was an incredible time
in my life, you know?
858
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,632
I never really thought
that I would have
859
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,299
a group of male friends.
860
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:53,252
You know, men just seem
kinda mean and hard, but...
861
00:40:54,002 --> 00:40:55,510
these guys were as sweet
862
00:40:55,598 --> 00:40:58,104
and soft as rotten fruit.
863
00:40:58,682 --> 00:40:59,936
You got your book?
864
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:01,604
Prince of Puget Sound?
865
00:41:01,698 --> 00:41:04,278
Oh, Judy!
866
00:41:08,574 --> 00:41:09,838
Hey, man.
867
00:41:10,150 --> 00:41:11,893
Hey, man.
868
00:41:13,169 --> 00:41:14,254
You okay?
869
00:41:15,714 --> 00:41:16,920
Yeah.
870
00:41:17,124 --> 00:41:18,495
I haven't seen you in forever.
871
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,309
I saw you last weekend.
872
00:41:21,462 --> 00:41:22,893
You look great.
873
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:25,797
Is that...
874
00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:27,255
is that a woman's scent?
875
00:41:27,343 --> 00:41:29,455
No, it's unisex.
876
00:41:30,737 --> 00:41:31,821
Big Head?
877
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,323
Hey, Nelson.
878
00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:38,432
I work a lot with people
who have dementia,
879
00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:39,656
and I just
want you to know,
880
00:41:39,743 --> 00:41:41,420
it doesn't have
to be a horror show.
881
00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:42,749
Oh, cool.
882
00:41:42,984 --> 00:41:45,492
- Well hey, we're all here.
- Gilfoyle: Let's go.
883
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:47,762
Let's go see Jian-Yang, heh.
884
00:41:49,365 --> 00:41:51,467
- You okay? Richard!
- Fine.
885
00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:56,599
Uh...,
hi there. Is, uh,
886
00:41:56,687 --> 00:41:58,852
is Jian-Yang here?
887
00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:01,611
Does he live here?
We're... we're all old friends of his.
888
00:42:01,789 --> 00:42:03,268
No, I'm sorry.
889
00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:06,557
I bought the house
years ago from his estate.
890
00:42:06,994 --> 00:42:08,432
Estate?
891
00:42:09,385 --> 00:42:10,985
I'm sorry to be the one
to tell you this,
892
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:13,096
but Jian-Yang's dead.
893
00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,198
Uh...
894
00:42:19,527 --> 00:42:21,401
Okay, so he's dead.
What do we do?
895
00:42:25,901 --> 00:42:29,002
It's different,
but also the same.
896
00:42:29,593 --> 00:42:31,269
Hey, Gilfoyle.
897
00:42:31,907 --> 00:42:34,710
That's your horrible corner.
It looks much better now.
898
00:42:34,964 --> 00:42:36,224
Changed
a little bit.
899
00:42:36,463 --> 00:42:37,807
They fixed my hole.
900
00:42:40,229 --> 00:42:41,391
Don't do it again.
901
00:42:41,479 --> 00:42:43,122
No, I wouldn't.
Obviously.
902
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:44,512
I was emotionally charged.
903
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,502
Oh, the drapes.
904
00:42:48,815 --> 00:42:50,784
Oh, that's a playful linen.
905
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,188
- Hi. I used to live here...
- Hey.
906
00:42:54,293 --> 00:42:55,636
...back when
I was poor.
907
00:42:55,798 --> 00:42:58,317
- Cool.
- No offense.
908
00:42:58,634 --> 00:43:00,610
None taken, I guess.
909
00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,198
- President Bighetti?
- Whoa!
910
00:43:04,398 --> 00:43:07,073
- How did... how'd you know my name?
- I go to Stanford.
911
00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:08,922
Oh, no way!
I work at Stanford.
912
00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:11,581
- I'm the president.
- Yeah, I know.
913
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:13,354
What are you
doing here?
914
00:43:13,793 --> 00:43:16,471
Um, I don't know.
I think 'cause Jian-Yang died?
915
00:43:16,702 --> 00:43:19,213
- I'm not sure.
- Who's that? Okay.
916
00:43:19,413 --> 00:43:21,632
So weird we're all back here.
917
00:43:22,026 --> 00:43:24,969
Except for Jian-Yang
because he's dead.
918
00:43:25,057 --> 00:43:26,448
And Erlich.
919
00:43:26,587 --> 00:43:28,229
Has anyone
talked to Erlich?
920
00:43:28,346 --> 00:43:30,969
Nope. No.
But wherever he is,
921
00:43:31,057 --> 00:43:32,894
I hope he hasn't blown
through all that money.
922
00:43:33,008 --> 00:43:34,698
He definitely has.
923
00:43:35,325 --> 00:43:37,802
Yeah, I'm sure he has.
924
00:43:43,813 --> 00:43:45,836
We're
looking for Erlich Bachman.
925
00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,180
In the other village,
they said that he was here.
926
00:43:48,268 --> 00:43:49,875
Is-is Erlich Bachman here?
927
00:43:49,963 --> 00:43:53,547
He's here?
He's that way?
928
00:43:57,652 --> 00:44:00,588
- It's up here?
- Erlich Bachman!
929
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,302
So, this is
Erlich Bachman's house?
930
00:44:06,502 --> 00:44:09,021
- Erlich Bachman!
- Fantastic.
931
00:44:15,065 --> 00:44:17,111
We're just here to
see Erlich Bachman.
932
00:44:19,371 --> 00:44:20,956
Hello?
933
00:44:25,385 --> 00:44:26,647
Hello?
934
00:44:30,184 --> 00:44:33,496
Whoa, whoa, easy, easy.
We're-we're friends.
935
00:44:34,185 --> 00:44:37,204
Are you Erlich Bachman?
936
00:44:40,919 --> 00:44:42,830
Yes. I'm Errich Bachman.
937
00:44:43,323 --> 00:44:45,508
I can show you ID.
938
00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,844
That's my face. I was a-fat,
939
00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:51,182
but now, I'm a-not fat.
940
00:44:51,434 --> 00:44:54,502
I'm sorry, this is
supposed to be you?
941
00:45:01,776 --> 00:45:02,970
I have an idea.
942
00:45:03,065 --> 00:45:04,955
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa...
943
00:45:05,045 --> 00:45:07,297
I'm making the world
a better place through
944
00:45:07,385 --> 00:45:09,422
an intelligent,
semi-autonomous agent,
945
00:45:09,510 --> 00:45:11,715
powered by distributed,
DNA-based compute
946
00:45:11,803 --> 00:45:14,731
that automates personal
planning and scheduling.
947
00:45:14,862 --> 00:45:17,141
Oh, bots.
Sounds like an atrocity.
948
00:45:17,229 --> 00:45:19,269
Let's just hope you have
better success than we did.
949
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,335
Oh, what company
did you have?
950
00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:23,315
- Oh, here we go.
-
951
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:25,307
Uh, Pied Piper.
952
00:45:25,651 --> 00:45:26,744
Yep.
953
00:45:26,835 --> 00:45:28,578
I'm unfamiliar...
954
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:29,916
Rat invasion...
955
00:45:30,049 --> 00:45:32,221
We... we were a big failure.
956
00:45:32,421 --> 00:45:34,515
Eight billion dollar
valuation,
957
00:45:34,603 --> 00:45:37,260
down to zero in one day.
958
00:45:38,096 --> 00:45:40,188
Was that, like,
a social media company?
959
00:45:40,276 --> 00:45:42,943
- What? Pied Piper.
- Are you fucking with us?
960
00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:46,193
Thank you guys
so much for your time.
961
00:45:46,361 --> 00:45:47,788
Hey, guys.
962
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:50,247
Guess what I accidentally
brought in my bag.
963
00:45:53,970 --> 00:45:56,030
- Oh, no way.
-
964
00:45:56,578 --> 00:45:58,377
- - Whoops.
- -
965
00:45:59,031 --> 00:46:00,948
- Richard: We know this thing.
- Dinesh: Wow.
966
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:02,963
I need a beer if
we're gonna do this.
967
00:46:04,213 --> 00:46:05,806
Jared:
Richard, be careful.
968
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,591
- Can I do it?
- All: Always blue!
969
00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:12,636
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue!
970
00:46:12,929 --> 00:46:15,401
Always blue! Always blue...
971
00:46:18,801 --> 00:46:20,565
- Okay.
- All: Always blue.
972
00:46:20,721 --> 00:46:22,396
Always blue! Always blue!
973
00:46:22,596 --> 00:46:23,731
Always blue!
974
00:46:23,931 --> 00:46:27,068
Always blue! Aah!
975
00:46:27,276 --> 00:46:29,440
Regrets? Uh...
976
00:46:29,690 --> 00:46:31,438
No.
977
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:33,924
No, I'm-I'm happy.
978
00:46:34,608 --> 00:46:36,571
And you don't,
you don't feel bad
979
00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:37,912
that you never got to...
980
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,721
make the world
a better place?
981
00:46:42,389 --> 00:46:43,724
Uh...
982
00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,495
I think we did okay.
983
00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:52,573
I...
984
00:46:52,752 --> 00:46:55,043
actually could, um...
985
00:46:55,954 --> 00:46:57,798
I... I still have it.
986
00:46:57,952 --> 00:46:59,420
One copy of the...
987
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,346
Pied Piper codebase.
988
00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:04,271
I have it on a thumb drive.
I could show it to you.
989
00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:05,786
We won't...
990
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,722
look into it, but, um...
991
00:47:09,234 --> 00:47:12,002
I just wanna show it to you.
992
00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,878
It's just got a couple
things on there that I think...
993
00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:22,057
I, honestly,
this was like when
994
00:47:22,145 --> 00:47:24,245
we were coding
the best we ever were,
995
00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:27,713
so some pieces of
this thing are...
996
00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:30,229
sheer elegance.
997
00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:32,441
I wish I could
show it to everybody
998
00:47:32,528 --> 00:47:34,807
because I wanna
show it to my students.
999
00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:38,139
Not my class, but another...
1000
00:47:38,518 --> 00:47:40,510
- I know it was in the desk.
-
1001
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,401
Okay, this is weird.
1002
00:47:42,702 --> 00:47:44,971
Shit, okay.
1003
00:47:45,238 --> 00:47:47,215
Where is it?
1004
00:47:52,018 --> 00:47:54,299
It's or... it's orange.
It's this big.
1005
00:47:54,424 --> 00:47:55,685
It's just a thumb drive.
1006
00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:59,291
So, is anyone... have any of
your crew seen it or anything?
1007
00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:01,055
I mean... right here.
1008
00:48:01,143 --> 00:48:03,627
- That's insa...
-
1009
00:48:05,699 --> 00:48:07,659
I had the...
1010
00:48:08,659 --> 00:48:10,370
It's gotta be in the desk.
1011
00:48:11,330 --> 00:48:12,673
Is it a problem?
1012
00:48:12,810 --> 00:48:15,405
Um, no, not a problem. Um...
1013
00:48:15,668 --> 00:48:17,963
It's just pretty fascinating.
Although...
1014
00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:20,705
if it isn't here...
1015
00:48:24,308 --> 00:48:26,285
where is it?
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