1 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:10,886 God! 2 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,766 Damn it. 3 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,601 Again? 4 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,728 Doctor: Let me ask you something, Richard. 5 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,230 You sure it's not urine, 6 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,690 and you're not just wetting the bed? 7 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,359 Yeah, I'm sure. It's not. 8 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,860 It's just sweat. 9 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:29,530 Well, then the medical term for what you have 10 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,448 is "night sweats." 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,574 Okay. 12 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,910 But night sweats can be a precursor to bed-wetting, 13 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,828 and that is very serious. 14 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:38,622 How serious? 15 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,541 Like, uh, cancer? 16 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,626 No! It's embarrassing. 17 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,170 I mean, you're a grown man, Richard. Come on. 18 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,380 That's what children do. 19 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,966 But I'm not wetting the bed. 20 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,010 How's your stress level been? 21 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,096 Uh, it's gotten worse. Um... 22 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,266 I have to get a working beta of my platform ready in time for January. 23 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,769 I just took money from a guy who is a nightmare. 24 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,062 I hired six new people. 25 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,565 We're going to have to spend a ton of money on new offices. 26 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:08,569 It's like every second there is a new issue that I have to solve. 27 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,904 I am stressed as hell. 28 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,907 Richard, currently, your stress level is here. 29 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,701 And that's night sweats level. 30 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:19,371 Got it? Now, if you're not careful and you let it go up... 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,081 Bed-wetting. 32 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,886 Dinesh: I love these walls. 33 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,972 You know what it is? They're exposed brick. 34 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,474 Why would anyone ever hide brick? 35 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,310 Did you see the conference nook? 36 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,979 Just think of the conferences we could have in this nook. 37 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,524 Yeah. But, I mean, this is really expensive. 38 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,735 80, um, what did the doctor say? 39 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,614 Uh... it's nothing. It's just stress-related night sweats. 40 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,574 - I'll be fine. - That's good to hear. 41 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,534 - Are you relieved? - I would have been 42 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,494 if that idiot hadn't mentioned something 43 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,289 about how it can lead to, uh, bed-wetting. 44 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,541 I'm just trying not to think about it. 45 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,044 Good. Don't. Definitely. 46 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,858 Because just thinking about it would probably stress you out enough to make it happen... 47 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:13,592 Stop! Would you... don't say "stress." 48 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,637 I just said that I was trying not to think about it. 49 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,848 Well, Richard, personal management is a big part of being a ceo. 50 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,059 You think working here might help? 51 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,687 Actually, yeah. I think it would. 52 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,272 But, um, can we afford it? 53 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,650 Well, this is an investment in your mental health. 54 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,986 Richard, I mean, can you put a dollar value on not wetting your bed? 55 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,488 Don't... 56 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,633 If you want this, Richard, even with the money we wasted 57 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,743 on swag and billboards, I think I can make the numbers work. 58 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,161 It's your call. 59 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,747 Hey, guys. Um, this is Yelena. 60 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:47,542 She got off the elevator at the wrong floor 61 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,920 because her modeling agency is upstairs. 62 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,963 - Richard? - Yeah? 63 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,382 Please? 64 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,177 Primarily for other reasons, but, yes! 65 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,513 Yeah, sure. We're gonna take it. 66 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,682 - We're taking it. - Take... 67 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,975 - I'm gonna hug you. - No. 68 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:10,899 All right, this one's ready to go out to the truck. 69 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,943 Great. Take it out. 70 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,363 Okay, you know what? I said we should hire movers. 71 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,646 I don't do this kind of stuff. 72 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,282 I work with my mind, not with my hands. 73 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,202 In Pakistan, we had servants who did this. 74 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,325 It wasn't a big deal. We didn't pay them very much, and they were very happy. 75 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,207 I'll take out your box of tampons. 76 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,792 It's good for the soul. 77 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,586 Interesting pitch. 78 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:36,341 I will admit, I have never heard a Christian-orientated riff on dog-sharing. 79 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:41,555 But christianity is borderline illegal in northern California. 80 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,014 Also, how would you scale? 81 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:47,102 Well, we could expand from sharing dogs, to other types of pets. 82 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,812 Pot-bellied pigs, ferrets... 83 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,147 I'm gonna stop you right there. 84 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,567 You do know that ferrets are illegal in the state of California? Hmm? 85 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,611 No? We”, then I suppose you also don't know 86 00:03:56,695 --> 00:04:00,615 that pot-bellied pigs have been wildly unfashionable since 2005. 87 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:05,120 Owning a pot-bellied pig is frowned upon almost as much as being a Christian. 88 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,080 Thank you, gentlemen. Good day. 89 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,503 Now technically, I'm not passing on dog dammit. 90 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,673 I'm just not saying yes. 91 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,342 But who knows? The lord works in mysterious ways. 92 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,346 I don't have to tell you that. 93 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,104 Erlich: Richard, do you have a moment? 94 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,939 I'd like to present you something. 95 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,357 Okay, what's up? 96 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,071 - What are you doing? - Bowing. 97 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:44,326 The Japanese have the most advanced business culture in the world. 98 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,745 I am showing you respect by using their traditions. 99 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,956 And traditionally, you give a gift on important occasions, 100 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,584 such as the graduating of an incubee. 101 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,045 "Incubee"? Is that a word? 102 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,339 Of course it is. One who's been incubated. 103 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,883 The inhabitant of an Incubator. 104 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,635 Okay. Okay. 105 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,596 - Now you bow. - I'd really rather not. 106 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,473 Richard, I need you to bow. 107 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,853 - To the waist. - To the waist? 108 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,066 There. 109 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,943 Now I hand this to you, 110 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,196 and it is customary for you to politely refuse, 111 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,532 and weakly say that you are not worthy. 112 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,492 Erlich, I really don't have time for this. 113 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,410 - That's perfect. Here you go. - Okay. 114 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,999 Oh, wow. 115 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,418 Japanese coin. Lowest denomination. 116 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:37,921 Wow. 117 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,384 Is this a kimono? 118 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,512 - Well, try it on. - Thank you, erlich. 119 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,472 Is it on? 120 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,439 According to Google translate, that means, 121 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,607 "it has been an honor." 122 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,734 Yeah, all right. 123 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,695 Thank you. Thanks. 124 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,573 I'm still packing up, so I don't want to damage it. 125 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:05,657 Uh-uh... 126 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,742 Traditionally, it's rolled. 127 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,286 Okay. 128 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,453 Wikipedia. 129 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,250 Thanks, erlich. I'll get you something. 130 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:16,793 Later. 131 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:21,423 Oh, little kohai, you've already given me a gift. 132 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,102 Noah, from next door. 133 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,396 Oh. Hey, uh, Richard. 134 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,731 Moving out? 135 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,983 Yeah, some of us are, sort of. 136 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,652 Well, I'd be lying to say I was sad to see you go. 137 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,154 Okay. Heh. 138 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,532 Nothing personal. You seem like nice guys, just... 139 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,118 Houses full of renters aren't great for property values. 140 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,494 Yeah, that makes sense. 141 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,414 This neighborhood is mostly families. 142 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,458 Okay. Well, we're moving out, so... 143 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,084 People with pets, you know? 144 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,755 - Mmm-hmm. - Well, good luck. 145 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,673 - You too. - What? 146 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,968 - You, too. - Mmm-hmm. 147 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,516 - Hey, Richard? - Oh, hey, Jared. 148 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:17,562 Richard, the hosting company that was going to be renting us server space 149 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,105 just dropped their bid. 150 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,900 Okay, well, let's just get servers from some other provider. 151 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,611 Well, I just contacted five other web services companies, 152 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,613 and they're all denying us. 153 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,990 I think I know what might be happening here. 154 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,911 Jared: All of them, rackspace, softlayer, Amazon, 155 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,288 I mean, they can't afford to lose hooli's business. 156 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:39,000 80, Gavin belson can just pick up the phone and make us radioactive 157 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,044 to every single web-hosting service? 158 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,462 It's how these guys operate. 159 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,798 I mean, when Bill Gates got married on lanai, 160 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,300 he rented every helicopter on the Hawaiian islands 161 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,594 so that paparazzi couldn't use them to fly over. 162 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,610 Although in that case, it was a positive, 163 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,516 because now you can imagine that wedding however you want. 164 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,978 - What? - Jared, our entire platform is web-based. 165 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,813 We need servers for that. 166 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,564 What the fuck are we going to do? 167 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:05,443 I know what the fuck we're going to do. But you're not going to like it. 168 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,738 We build our own servers. 169 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,908 Gilfoyle, servers are essentially a utility. 170 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,745 I mean, you wouldn't dig a well for water, or build a generator for power. 171 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,873 I think we should dig our own well, and build our own generator. 172 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:23,003 I also think we should store a year's worth of food and ammunition in a blast cellar. 173 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,421 But we don't. 174 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,464 So good luck when the shit hits the fan. 175 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,842 Look, Richard, we're about precision, 176 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:32,429 about shaving yoctoseconds off latency at every layer in the stack. 177 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,931 If we rent from a public cloud, 178 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:39,185 we're using servers that are, by definition, generic and unpredictable. 179 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,147 Yeah, but we're already up against a serious deadline. 180 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,899 I mean, how long is building our own servers going to set us back? 181 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,818 If I busted my ass, 182 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,362 I could stand them up inside a week 183 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,447 right here in the house. 184 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,367 Look, Richard, truth is, 185 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,704 this is a huge positive. 186 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,790 I tried running the platform on my old bitcoin rig. 187 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,792 At 5,200 gigaflops, 188 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:08,131 your algorithm flies 800 times faster on gpus compared to normal cpus. 189 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,217 No host could match the config that I build here in the house. 190 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,596 Oh, and also, we don't seem to have a choice. 191 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,890 But that would cost a ton. 192 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,993 And we don't have that kind of money just lying around. 193 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:23,396 It seems as though we do have that kind of moneyjust lying around. 194 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,398 But that's for the office space. 195 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,442 - Was it? - No, no, no, no! 196 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,069 Jared, we already signed the lease. 197 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,112 It's too late, right? We can't break a lease. 198 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,031 I mean, we haven't given them the check yet. 199 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,408 - Here it is. - I could go mail it right now. 200 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,970 In this market, they could probably find another tenant in a day. 201 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,412 I doubt there would be an issue. 202 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,290 Fuck! Richard, please? 203 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,960 It's servers or offices, Richard. We can't afford both. 204 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,130 Damn it. I don't know what to do. 205 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,549 Erlich: Well, then it's a good thing... 206 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,397 It's a good thing that I'm here, isn't it? 207 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:58,139 As much as I hate to agree with gilfoyle, he's right. 208 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,599 You have but one option. 209 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,060 Stay here and build the servers. 210 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,520 Richard: Are you sure? 211 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:08,066 Because I've got Carla and five other coders starting over the next few weeks. 212 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,819 Well, it's going to get a little cozy in here, but I'll endure, 213 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,362 for your sake. 214 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,240 What about all your other "incubees"? 215 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,243 I've heard quite a few exciting pitches over the last week, 216 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:22,956 but I'll be forced to forgo those opportunities because of your mediocrity. 217 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,960 You see, Richard, when I invited you into my Incubator, 218 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,963 I promised to get you ready for the outside world. 219 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,297 But I failed to do that. 220 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:35,593 I wouldn't trust you out there in the real world as far as I could throw you. 221 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,837 And, to be honest, I could probably throw you all the way across the front yard. 222 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,599 Okay, but I don't want to stay here. 223 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,018 - I don't want you to either, Richard. - Okay. 224 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,479 So it's agreed. Welcome home, fellas. 225 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,065 Should we smoke some pot to celebrate? 226 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,441 Gavin, thank you for coming. 227 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,659 I am certain that once you witness firsthand what Mr. Bighetti is up to, 228 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,328 you will see that he is worthless around here. 229 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,955 Worth is a relative thing. 230 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,167 Yes, but worthlessness is not. It is absolute. 231 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,587 People add value to this company in many different ways. 232 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,380 Of course, but look at this. 233 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:16,676 Bighetti has his team wasting valuable resources on a potato Cannon. 234 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,096 Big head: Five, four, three, two, one. 235 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,431 Fire! 236 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,268 Jesus! 237 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,564 You see what your brightest minds are being wasted on? 238 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,690 Launching potatoes. 239 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,317 - What the fuck? - Big head: Sorry. 240 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,904 Perhaps they're developing it as a non-lethal form of crowd control. 241 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,031 Davis: I actually think that it could kill somebody. 242 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:42,744 But even so, compared to what my team has accomplished in a matter of days... 243 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,346 Come here, I want you to meet somebody. 244 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,265 Big head: All right, I've got a good feeling about this one. 245 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,374 One more time. Here we go. Everybody ready? Fire! 246 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,087 Oh, shit! You okay? Sorry. Shit. 247 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,798 Davis: This is Kiko. 248 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,761 Kiko was rescued after a Nicaraguan landmine severed both his arms. 249 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,305 My team, using technology developed at somerville, 250 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,309 was able to devise an array of sensors that can non-invasively detect signals 251 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,895 from the neurons in the motor cortex of the brain. 252 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:15,193 So without surgery, we have given Kiko the gift of a usable prosthetic appendage. 253 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,656 What's he doing? 254 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,119 What Kiko chooses to do with the technology is not important. 255 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,330 What's important here is that, um, 256 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,999 in spite of what it may seem like on the surface, 257 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,670 building a device that is capable of this 258 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,172 is a remarkable scientific achievement. 259 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,591 And what you're looking at is really a testament 260 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,719 to my team and to my leadership, and I feel that... 261 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,269 I'm going to have to insist that bighetti be removed if I continue here. 262 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:54,232 Davis, there are a lot of forces at work here. There's a lot at play that you are not privy to. 263 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,068 Please do not question how I choose to run my company. 264 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,445 Of course, I just have to think that both of our interests 265 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,823 would be better served if bighetti was not... 266 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,616 What is he doing now? 267 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,370 Oh, god. 268 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,575 Again, I have to stress that what the monkey chooses to do with the technology 269 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,904 is not necessarily an indictment of the technology itself. 270 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,585 Gavin, please! 271 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:23,720 Okay. So I'll put 80 gpus on racks against that wall. 272 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,864 Gilfoyle: We'll have three main cabinets in the center. 273 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,976 I'll try and pull 220-volt power from the washer-dryer for all the cooling units. 274 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,812 - So you'll need this entire space then? - Yep. 275 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,731 All right. I'll move my things. 276 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,692 - What? - Jared: It's okay. 277 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,777 I'll have it all in my car in no time. 278 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:43,865 Wait, Jared, uh, are you living here? 279 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,366 In the garage? 280 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,994 Indeed I am. High on the hog. 281 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,665 Jesus Christ, poor fucker. Sleeping out there with the rodents. 282 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,918 Hey, I keep a clean garage. There are no rodents out there. 283 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,254 How can you guarantee there are no rodents living there 284 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,190 when you didn't even know Jared was living there? 285 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,676 I need all rodents and jareds out of the garage. I need the space. 286 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,595 Do we have any extra power strips? 287 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,472 There's not a lot of outlets out there. 288 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,975 There are a lot of dudes playing foosball, loudly. 289 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,499 I'll take care of that. Say no more. 290 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,561 Jian Yang! 291 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,398 I need all of your guys out of there, and the foosball table. 292 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,734 Those not my guys. 293 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,528 But they're always around. Who are they? 294 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,323 Friends of friends. 295 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,118 They're friends of your... mother fuck! 296 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,582 Guys, look, Jared gave up his own apartment so he could 297 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,336 take less salary and save the company money. I mean... 298 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,339 Erlich, can hejust stay here? 299 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,467 Once again, because of your poor managerial skills, 300 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,719 I've been hoisted upon my own petard. 301 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,971 Yes, he can stay here. 302 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,016 Great. So, which room can he stay in? 303 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,269 Well, he's not staying in mine. I sleep dick-up. 304 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,067 - Okay, so then... - Uh... not it. 305 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:02,777 Okay. 306 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,155 - Not a chance in hell. - All right. 307 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,991 Fuck. 308 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,976 Oh, shit. 309 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,311 Morning, roomie. I made you a half-caff. 310 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,189 Oh... Richard. 311 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,609 Yeah, I sweated through my sheets again. 312 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,445 You sweated? You sure you didn't... 313 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,905 Yes, I'm sure. It's just sweat, so... 314 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,200 Do you think maybe you sweat from your urethra? 315 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,743 No, I didn't sweat through my... 316 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,179 You know what? Let's not talk about it. 317 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,498 Because talking about it will only exacerbate... 318 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,041 - Stop. - Yeah. 319 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,713 Hey, um... When did you learn to speak German? 320 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,715 What? I don't speak German. 321 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,843 - You sure? - Yeah. 322 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,640 Richard: All this hardware for $70,000? Gilfoyle: Yep. 323 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:15,725 Nice work. 324 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,393 Oh, look at all this stuff. 325 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,563 Oh, is that a radeon 7850? We're using these, huh? 326 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,814 There's no "we." 327 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,649 You don't do this kind of work, remember? 328 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,693 You make a living with your mind, not your hands. 329 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,361 - No, no, no... - So don't touch. 330 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,155 You misunderstood me. I like hardware. 331 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,449 I made my own computer when I was nine. 332 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,243 From scratch or kit? 333 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,971 It was from a kit, but I did my own mods. 334 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,914 - That's what I thought. - I was nine. 335 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,601 Gilfoyle: I'm sure you were great at finger-painting, also, dinesh. 336 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,419 Richard is the ceo. He delegated this to me. 337 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,005 Why don't you go inside and write some Princess code? 338 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,341 Leave the hardware up to us servants. 339 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,384 All right, I got the crimper and some heat shrink. 340 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,054 - Great. - Wait, she can help but not me? 341 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,555 That's right. 342 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,807 Can I help? Please? 343 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,768 Mmm... 344 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,436 -No -i said... 345 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,872 Richard, you have to let me help him. 346 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,458 Dinesh, you have to hack away on the front end of the build anyway. 347 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,109 - So why don't you... - Excuse me? 348 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,195 - Excuse me? - Dinesh: This is bullshit. 349 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,739 - Oh, hey, Noah. - I thought you guys were moving out? 350 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,616 But it looks like you're moving back in. 351 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,993 Well, yeah, it's a little complicated, but... 352 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,870 What are you guys doing in there? 353 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,790 What, you building some kind of computer? 354 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:25,127 Well, more of a server-data center. 355 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,891 It's actually pretty interesting, if you're into that sort of stuff. 356 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,758 - Hello? - Stop talking immediately! 357 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:31,968 Come inside. 358 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,388 Don't look at me. Don't look at me! Don't look at me. 359 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,432 Just tell him that you shit your pants and you have weak knees. 360 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,602 What were you doing out there? 361 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,229 Why were you talking to that person? 362 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,815 'Cause he lives next door. I was just being neighborly. 363 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,858 Neighborly? First of all, that's not a word. 364 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,486 Second of all, you don't talk to the neighbors, ever. 365 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,862 In fact, don't talk to anybody. 366 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,698 It's no one's business what we do here. 367 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,866 Why would anyone care what goes on in here? 368 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,411 'Cause we're not zoned for business, obviously. 369 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,663 What do you mean we're not zoned for business? 370 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,708 I just moved my entire business here! 371 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,894 You just keep your mouth shut and everything will be fine. 372 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,338 You talked me into staying here even though you knew we were breaking the law? 373 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,133 I'm sorry, erlich, but I'm pissed. 374 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,051 - You're pissed at me? - Yeah. 375 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,928 - I should be pissed at you. - Mmm-hmm. 376 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,096 You know why? 377 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,099 Because when one is given a parting gift and one never parts, 378 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,603 shouldn't one return the said gift? Isn't that what decorum would dictate? 379 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,146 This is about the kimono? 380 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,316 Okay, I will give it back to you right now, gladly. 381 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,026 Now I'm really pissed. 382 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,112 Because if one appreciated a gift of such magnitude, 383 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,490 then one would put up more of a fight before returning it, wouldn't one? 384 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,702 Okay. 385 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,288 A complaint from a neighbor 386 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,516 to the department of planning and community environment 387 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,877 triggers an inspection, which can lead to a citation, fines, 388 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,755 or even the seizure and impounding of our equipment. 389 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,425 That gentleman next door has the power to ruin us. 390 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,509 Jesus. 391 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,639 Richard, can I suggest you take it easy on the red bulls? 392 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,558 It's a diuretic, and given your issue... 393 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,353 My issue? 394 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,896 Oh, god. 395 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,481 It's night sweats, Jared. 396 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,692 Yes, well, regardless of what we've decided on calling it, 397 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,445 pounding caffeine and sugar is not exactly going to help. 398 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,156 But you know what might? Kegels. 399 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573 What? 400 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,119 Kegels are a form of exercise that strengthen the pelvic floor. 401 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,246 Now, yes, it's most commonly used by women 402 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,249 to recover control of their vaginal muscles after childbirth. 403 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,127 But it can really help, 404 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,837 you know, "night sweats." 405 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:33,964 Wow. 406 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,109 Okay, we're not going to talk about this anymore. 407 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,551 I'm doing it right now. 408 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,721 Clench, UN-clench, clench... 409 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,556 Stop. 410 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,933 You hear that? 411 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,103 Hey. Hey. 412 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,105 Stop it. Hey, turn the music down. 413 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,523 Turn it off. We have neighbors. 414 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,606 Are you kidding me? 415 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:55,861 Look, gilfoyle, you said that you would have all the servers up and running. 416 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:59,132 And we're already a week behind. Don't you think you should be doing that instead of, 417 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,533 you know, getting high on the job? 418 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,952 I'm not getting high on the job. 419 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,537 I'm getting high at home. 420 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,330 I live here, remember? 421 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,249 Right, okay, fair enough. Fair enough. 422 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,292 But Carla doesn't. These guys don't. 423 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,338 I'm having them over as guests, at my home. 424 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,048 If that's okay with you, Richard. 425 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,342 Wait. This is your home? 426 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,053 - Yes. - So you live in the workplace. 427 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,097 But you also work from home. 428 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,700 That must be really confusing for you. 429 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,643 Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. 430 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,603 That's kind of the... 431 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,277 Does it look dark to you guys? 432 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,242 Oh, hey, guys. 433 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,535 Dude, what the fuck? 434 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,120 The power's out. 435 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,667 Okay, fine. I wanted to set up one gpu, just one, 436 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:55,546 and so I turned the power on and the whole system lit up. And... 437 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,339 Yeah, it did, you dick. 438 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,235 'Cause I bypassed the meter to save money and went directly to the feed 439 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,552 without the ups ready. 440 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,555 That surge just fragged the whole fucking system. 441 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,853 Holy shit. 442 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,271 What the hell did you guys do? 443 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,024 The power in the whole block is down. 444 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,317 Great. 445 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,528 What the... 446 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,821 Oh, god. Look who it is. 447 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,157 We need to talk, guys. 448 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,409 Hold on a sec. 449 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,162 Noah, whatever you're going to say, just say it from there. 450 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,246 We can hear you. 451 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,625 If you didn't have so many cars parked here, maybe I could get through. 452 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,044 He's really going to go all the way around? 453 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,338 Carla: That's a long ways. 454 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,131 Noah: Hold on. Erlich: Jesus Christ! 455 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,050 Save some battery, for Christ's sake! 456 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,343 Just a sec. 457 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,511 Erlich: Just yell it! 458 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,721 It's okay, Noah, we get it. You can say it from there. 459 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,641 You're gonna report us to the city inspector, right? 460 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,725 Erlich: Jesus! 461 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,811 Guess what? 462 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,896 I'm reporting you to the city inspector. 463 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,980 Right. 464 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:56,857 Okay. 465 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,401 Noah: Zoning codes are very clear. 466 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,075 This neighborhood is for families, pets. 467 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,838 Holy shit. 468 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:36,564 Noah: Come here, agamemnon. Come here, boy. Yeah. 469 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:40,359 Who's a good boy? Yeah, you're a good boy. 470 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,070 Come here, agamemnon. 471 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,281 Did that blackout scare you, agamemnon? 472 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,157 Who's a good boy? 473 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,702 Who's a good boy? Yeah. 474 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,789 - Oh, yeah. - Richard: Holy shit. 475 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,751 Yeah. Daddy loves you, daddy loves you. 476 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,462 Erlich? 477 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,174 - What is it? - Hey, um... 478 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,819 I'm sorry I didn't give you back the kimono, 479 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,863 or resist giving you back the kimono, or whatever it was. 480 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,849 But I have a gift that might make it up to you. 481 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,145 - Is that what I think it is? - Mmm-hmm. 482 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,229 Oh, boy. 483 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:25,487 It is 4:00 in the morning! What the... 484 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,781 Why are you both wearing kimonos? 485 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:32,244 Noah, are you familiar with the California fish and game code, 486 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,247 section 2116-2126, 487 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:39,001 with regard to the possession and harboring of ferrets? 488 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,338 - Oh, god. - Oh, yeah. 489 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,506 Those little shits are illegal. 490 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,551 Erlich, please, don't. I'll do anything. 491 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,011 Oh, yeah, you will. 492 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,989 We are here to stay, and you're going to keep that 493 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:54,350 bearded little hole in the center of your face shut about it. 494 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,810 - Listen, I was just trying... - No, you listen. 495 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,414 You're always going on and on about how this is such a good neighborhood. 496 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,482 Do you know why it's such a good neighborhood? 497 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:06,111 Do you know why your shitty house is worth 20 times what you paid for it in the 1970s? 498 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:10,199 Because of people like us moving in and starting illegal businesses in our garages. 499 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,492 All the best companies, 500 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:14,453 apple, Google, hewlett-packard, even aviato, 501 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,665 all of them were started in UN-zoned garages. 502 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,043 That is why silicon valley is one of the hottest neighborhoods 503 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,461 in the world. 504 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,589 Because of people like us, not because of people like you. 505 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,927 So if I catch even so much as a dirty glance 506 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,471 or a lascivious look in Richard's direction, 507 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:33,639 that is it. 508 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,808 Those weasels are dog food. 509 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,226 Okay. Okay. 510 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,519 Um, uh... 511 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,229 - Guest house. - Yes. 512 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,981 Is your guest house currently rented out? 513 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,273 No, it's not for rent. 514 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,609 Well, it mother-fucking is now. 515 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,236 Your new tenant is Jared Dunn. 516 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,322 His rent will be exceedingly reasonable. 517 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,992 And his utilities will be included. 518 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,244 He speaks German in the night. 519 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,998 Well, if you'll excuse us, we have an illegal business to run. 520 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,082 Erlich? 521 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,566 But when our scientists did the study, 522 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,360 they found the rate of birth defects in that territory 523 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:13,762 was actually higher before we opened our battery plant there. 524 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,348 But, very good question. Thank you for that question. 525 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,641 Okay. 526 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,436 Before I finish up here, I have an announcement. 527 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,523 Today, I have accepted the resignation of Dr. Davis bannerchek. 528 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,359 So it pleases me to inform you all that effective immediately, 529 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,154 Nelson bighetti has been promoted to sole head dreamer 530 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,613 of ho0ii xyz. 531 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,199 Sorry, what? 532 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,659 Stand up, bag head. 533 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,786 What a meteoric ascension. 534 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,664 Just a few months ago, you co-founded pied Piper 535 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,166 and now you've been promoted twice. 536 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:43,834 It speaks to your competence. 537 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,003 Give it up for bag head, ladies and gentlemen. 538 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:53,635 And lastly, I have big news. 539 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:57,681 In anticipation of our big release of nucleus at ces in January, 540 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,642 we've decided to give the world a sneak preview. 541 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,394 Nucleus, in partnership with 542 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,897 Dana white and the ultimate fighting championship, 543 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,441 will be the exclusive provider of live streaming 544 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,943 for next month's ultimate fighting championship event, 545 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,154 molina versus bulgakov ii. 546 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,075 I realize the full platform won't be ready until January, 547 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:19,119 but our nucleus division assures me they are ready for this challenge. 548 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,497 And I can think of no more exciting a way 549 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,458 to give a little taste of nucleus to the entire world, 550 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,003 than by putting video latency in a rear-naked choke hold. 551 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:31,090 Great job, team. All right, back to work. 552 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,806 Did you, uh, tell Gavin where we are on the video situation? 553 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,517 He does know that converting the whole platform to middle-out 554 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,769 has put us at least six weeks behind schedule, right? 555 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:47,564 Well, I'm not going to be the one who tells him we're that far behind. 556 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,358 If you want to, feel free. 557 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,531 I just heard you tell Heidi we're six weeks behind. 558 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,658 But remember that drop-frame issue I showed you? 559 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,785 We're easily 15 weeks behind. 560 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,247 Well, I'm not going to be the one to tell Heidi about that. 561 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,125 Feel free to tell her yourself. 562 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,296 Did I just hear you say we're only 15 weeks behind? 563 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,650 I've been integrating the system natively... 564 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,801 Dude, I don't even want to know about it.