1 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:05,797 What are we talking about here? 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,547 You want us to launch a cryptocurrency? 3 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:10,131 BERTRAM GILFOYLE: You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream? 4 00:00:10,463 --> 00:00:12,255 Pied Piper Coin. 5 00:00:12,797 --> 00:00:13,797 Mm. 6 00:00:15,630 --> 00:00:17,714 I promised Richard that we would never 7 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,338 make him harvest data or sell ads. 8 00:00:19,422 --> 00:00:22,297 I am not saying that we will force their hand on this issue, 9 00:00:22,881 --> 00:00:26,922 but neither am I saying definitively that we will not. 10 00:00:27,714 --> 00:00:29,047 Have you received my proposal? 11 00:00:29,131 --> 00:00:30,547 Very promising. 12 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:35,547 Look, Monica, I will do the ICO, but only if you do it with me. 13 00:00:35,797 --> 00:00:37,881 Pied Piper Coin is totally gonna work. 14 00:00:37,964 --> 00:00:38,922 Yes! Totally is. 15 00:00:54,881 --> 00:00:56,213 Okay, everybody. 16 00:00:56,297 --> 00:00:57,589 Let's do this. 17 00:00:57,672 --> 00:00:59,505 Photo time. Let's go. 18 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:02,172 Front-enders, come on in. Where's my back 19 00:01:02,255 --> 00:01:03,922 I see you, crypto-geeks. 20 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,338 Follow me! 21 00:01:08,422 --> 00:01:09,630 Old Pipey thing. 22 00:01:10,839 --> 00:01:12,213 Holden. Are we set? 23 00:01:12,297 --> 00:01:14,422 Sorry. I haven't used this camera before. 24 00:01:14,505 --> 00:01:16,172 Are we set? 25 00:01:16,255 --> 00:01:17,297 Yes, Jared. 26 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:18,755 Look... uh, look, guys. 27 00:01:18,839 --> 00:01:21,797 I-I know we didn't have the budget we wanted to get here. 28 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,089 But, we are here. 29 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:25,755 Finally, all our hard work has paid off. 30 00:01:25,839 --> 00:01:30,006 So now, the world's first, totally decentralized internet 31 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,797 will be live... in five... 32 00:01:32,881 --> 00:01:34,131 Crowd joining in: Four, 33 00:01:34,213 --> 00:01:37,338 three, two, one. 34 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:38,338 Yeah! 35 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:48,714 ♪ ♪ 36 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:05,630 Dinesh: Richard. Richard! 37 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:07,213 Richard. 38 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:11,672 You have to see this. 39 00:02:11,755 --> 00:02:12,922 What's wrong now? 40 00:02:13,006 --> 00:02:14,672 A good thing. 41 00:02:14,755 --> 00:02:16,338 A good thing has finally happened. 42 00:02:16,422 --> 00:02:17,547 Don't fuck with me. 43 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:21,006 I am not fucking with you! 44 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:22,589 Come, come. 45 00:02:25,922 --> 00:02:27,006 Look. 46 00:02:27,089 --> 00:02:28,422 Look at the user numbers. 47 00:02:30,547 --> 00:02:32,589 Wait, holy shit. Is that right? 48 00:02:32,672 --> 00:02:35,131 I think we've reached the inflection point. 49 00:02:38,297 --> 00:02:39,172 We made it. 50 00:02:39,255 --> 00:02:41,755 Don't, just... don't. Yeah. 51 00:02:41,839 --> 00:02:45,089 Richard: Well, I think this calls for a little celebration. 52 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,839 I just knew that if we kept plugging away, 53 00:02:49,922 --> 00:02:51,630 eventually, we'd get some traction 54 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:54,131 and reach an inflection point. 55 00:02:54,213 --> 00:02:55,255 What did I keep saying? 56 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:57,463 Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches! 57 00:02:57,547 --> 00:02:58,714 Richard: Yes, Holden. 58 00:02:58,797 --> 00:03:00,839 That's right, except for the bitches part, but yes. 59 00:03:00,922 --> 00:03:04,839 And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour! 60 00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:08,630 Fuck, yeah! 61 00:03:08,714 --> 00:03:10,839 You get a high five and you get a high five! 62 00:03:10,922 --> 00:03:12,380 Fuck yeah! I wanna give a quick shout-out 63 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:13,714 to my seven developers, 64 00:03:13,797 --> 00:03:14,881 my Septapipers, 65 00:03:14,964 --> 00:03:17,006 who stuck with us through thick and thin, 66 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:18,797 unlike K-Hole, 67 00:03:18,881 --> 00:03:23,006 which took their game and totally bailed on us. 68 00:03:24,131 --> 00:03:27,089 Lock them up! Lock them up! 69 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,714 Jesus, Jared. You really did a number on that kid. 70 00:03:29,797 --> 00:03:31,213 God. Yeah. 71 00:03:31,297 --> 00:03:34,006 I just chipped away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant 72 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,463 and this is what's left. 73 00:03:35,547 --> 00:03:37,255 Lock them up! 74 00:03:49,338 --> 00:03:52,380 So, how are things advancing? 75 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:53,589 To date, 76 00:03:53,672 --> 00:03:57,547 we have manufactured almost 400,000 mobile devices. 77 00:03:57,630 --> 00:04:01,297 And we are signing them all onto the Pied Piper network? 78 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:02,297 Yes. 79 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,089 Well, we have to do it manually. 80 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:05,505 It is slow. 81 00:04:05,589 --> 00:04:07,338 But it provides an advantage. 82 00:04:07,422 --> 00:04:08,797 They may not know what we are doing 83 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,881 until it's too late for them to stop us. 84 00:04:12,505 --> 00:04:13,505 Indeed. 85 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,714 Yeah. To be honest, 86 00:04:17,797 --> 00:04:20,797 at times, I find it difficult to tell what you're thinking. 87 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:22,380 Mmm, I see. 88 00:04:26,714 --> 00:04:28,755 ♪ Come on babe ♪ 89 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:30,297 ♪ Follow me ♪ 90 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:33,006 ♪ I'm the Pied Piper ♪ 91 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:35,172 ♪ Follow me I'm the Pied... ♪ 92 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:43,213 Monica: Pappy Van Winkle? 93 00:04:44,089 --> 00:04:45,422 I'm not gonna have to start 94 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:47,213 locking my desk drawer now, am I? 95 00:04:47,297 --> 00:04:49,672 Hey, does this seem odd to you? 96 00:04:49,755 --> 00:04:50,755 What? 97 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,172 So, our user numbers have been growing for days, 98 00:04:53,255 --> 00:04:55,422 but our coin value is flat. 99 00:04:55,505 --> 00:04:56,589 It hasn't budged at all. 100 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:58,964 I thought the two would be correlated, 101 00:04:59,047 --> 00:05:00,006 at least a little bit. 102 00:05:00,089 --> 00:05:01,338 Yeah. Should be. 103 00:05:01,422 --> 00:05:04,006 Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade. 104 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:05,755 I find parades to be 105 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,172 impotent displays of authoritarianism. 106 00:05:08,255 --> 00:05:09,172 Whose bag is this? 107 00:05:09,255 --> 00:05:11,172 Uh... oh. Scoot over. 108 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:21,630 Colin? 109 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:24,380 Hey, man. What are you doing here? 110 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:26,297 I like the beard. You throwing a party? 111 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,297 Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole Games could've been a part of, 112 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,714 had you not walked out on us. 113 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,755 Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC. 114 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,922 She's the one that made me pull the game and bail on you guys. 115 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:36,463 So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh? 116 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:38,505 Well, she had control of my board. Hmm. 117 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,131 Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me. 118 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:42,714 You lost your company? 119 00:05:42,797 --> 00:05:44,338 Aw. Bummer. 120 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:48,964 But, the cool part is, I'm free. 121 00:05:49,047 --> 00:05:50,047 Which is why I'm here. 122 00:05:50,131 --> 00:05:53,380 I have been cooking up a solo project on the side 123 00:05:53,463 --> 00:05:54,672 for a few years. 124 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,922 It's a killer new game. 125 00:05:56,006 --> 00:05:58,255 And I was thinking maybe, 126 00:05:58,338 --> 00:05:59,672 we would launch it on your network. 127 00:05:59,755 --> 00:06:01,881 It's a sweet indie RPG. 128 00:06:01,964 --> 00:06:03,922 I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo." 129 00:06:04,006 --> 00:06:05,505 I have a ton of presales. 130 00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:07,714 If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam. 131 00:06:07,797 --> 00:06:11,006 You're gonna have 80,000 instant users. 132 00:06:11,089 --> 00:06:14,089 What do you say? You and K-Hole pull your game. 133 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:17,255 A game that was the central element 134 00:06:17,338 --> 00:06:18,922 to our launch strategy. 135 00:06:19,006 --> 00:06:23,089 And then literally days after everything starts to fucking come together, 136 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,589 you stroll on in here and act like nothing ever happened? 137 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:26,964 Stroll? 138 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:28,297 I just walked in here normally. 139 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,131 Besides, this would help you out too, right? 140 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:32,505 You 141 00:06:32,589 --> 00:06:34,380 You just lost your company. 142 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:35,922 I'm in there celebrating, 143 00:06:36,006 --> 00:06:38,213 with my fucking victory. 144 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,922 Dude. 145 00:06:40,006 --> 00:06:41,172 Can I be real with you? 146 00:06:42,672 --> 00:06:43,672 I really need this. 147 00:06:43,755 --> 00:06:45,672 Can I be realer? 148 00:06:47,505 --> 00:06:48,714 Kiss my piss. 149 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:50,797 What? 150 00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:52,922 You heard me. Kiss my piss. 151 00:06:53,006 --> 00:06:54,547 I was hoping you'd be cool about this. 152 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:57,547 Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat? 153 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,755 Is this cool, huh? 154 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:00,797 To do this, maybe? 155 00:07:00,881 --> 00:07:01,881 I don't know. 156 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,255 Kiss my piss. 157 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:06,297 Kiss... 158 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,714 my piss. 159 00:07:10,338 --> 00:07:11,881 All right, I get it. 160 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,131 Kiss my piss. 161 00:07:13,213 --> 00:07:14,589 I'll see you around, Richard. 162 00:07:16,422 --> 00:07:18,213 Karma's a bitch, Colin. 163 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,672 ♪ ♪ 164 00:07:25,964 --> 00:07:28,630 Oh! Monica, hey. 165 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:31,297 Hey. Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up 166 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,547 for the custodial staff. 167 00:07:32,630 --> 00:07:34,213 When did you get here? 168 00:07:34,297 --> 00:07:35,839 We never left. We? 169 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,881 All right. Good to go. 170 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:45,338 You were both here all night? 171 00:07:45,422 --> 00:07:47,964 Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers, 172 00:07:48,047 --> 00:07:51,338 so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger 173 00:07:51,422 --> 00:07:54,172 and figure out exactly where our users are coming from. 174 00:07:54,255 --> 00:07:55,839 Yes. We coded it. 175 00:07:55,922 --> 00:07:57,547 You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole. 176 00:07:57,630 --> 00:08:00,630 In a public workspace, in the state of California, no less. 177 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,714 Shall we? 178 00:08:06,047 --> 00:08:07,213 This breaks our users down 179 00:08:07,297 --> 00:08:09,255 by which developers signed them on. 180 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:12,380 So, each bar is one of our seven Septopipers. 181 00:08:12,463 --> 00:08:14,505 Wait, why are there eight bars? 182 00:08:14,589 --> 00:08:16,672 Who No idea. 183 00:08:16,755 --> 00:08:20,047 But whoever it is, they are the reason for most of our new user growth. 184 00:08:20,131 --> 00:08:22,589 Wait, so some non-piper out there is signing up 185 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:24,672 users to our network en masse? 186 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,755 How'd they get access to our system? 187 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,006 Without a key from us, 188 00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:30,255 the only way in is to steal our software. 189 00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:32,089 But no one has stolen our software. 190 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,172 Except for... 191 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:37,047 Oh, shit. 192 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:43,922 Hello? 193 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:45,755 Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head. 194 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:46,922 How's it going, man? 195 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:48,172 He's been in contact 196 00:08:48,255 --> 00:08:49,547 with Jian-Yang this whole time? 197 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,047 Yeah, they play Words with Friends. 198 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,463 Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle wants to ask you a question. 199 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:57,047 No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle. 200 00:08:57,131 --> 00:08:59,047 He's a racist and a witch. 201 00:08:59,131 --> 00:09:01,006 I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi 202 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:03,213 and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network. 203 00:09:03,297 --> 00:09:05,297 Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing. 204 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,672 (dealer speaks foreign language) 205 00:09:13,255 --> 00:09:16,089 Okay. I'll tell you everything. 206 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,463 But I want to move back into the house. 207 00:09:21,213 --> 00:09:22,672 I want to come home. 208 00:09:22,755 --> 00:09:23,755 Wait, what? 209 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,089 It's not that big a deal. 210 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:27,255 I mean, Jian-Yang could just take Erlich's old room. 211 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:28,589 So... 212 00:09:28,672 --> 00:09:30,922 I don't give a fuck about that. 213 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:35,922 So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson tried to buy our stolen software? 214 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:37,131 Yes, but before he could, 215 00:09:37,213 --> 00:09:39,964 he was outmaneuvered by a Chinese man named Yao. 216 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,255 Yao 217 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:43,338 This guy. 218 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:45,547 He's a Chinese manufacturer 219 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:48,589 who just announced a partnership with guess who? 220 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,881 Laurie Bream. 221 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,630 She just led a $200 million round for something called YaoNet. 222 00:09:53,714 --> 00:09:56,630 So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones, 223 00:09:56,714 --> 00:09:58,380 and signing them onto our network. 224 00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:01,297 But why? Why would they wanna help us? 225 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,547 Oh, shit. 226 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,463 They're not helping us. They're attacking us. 227 00:10:04,547 --> 00:10:05,672 It's the 51% attack. 228 00:10:05,755 --> 00:10:07,630 Has to be. I'm sorry, what? 229 00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:08,672 A 51... 230 00:10:15,089 --> 00:10:16,630 A 51% attack... 231 00:10:19,213 --> 00:10:21,714 The beauty of our decentralized internet 232 00:10:21,797 --> 00:10:23,672 is that no one controls it. 233 00:10:23,755 --> 00:10:27,797 But if 51% were controlled by one entity, 234 00:10:27,881 --> 00:10:30,172 like, say, Laurie and Yao, 235 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,755 they could rewrite the rules for everyone. 236 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,589 They can delete all of our users, 237 00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:36,380 all of our developer apps, crash our coin. 238 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:39,797 This would be the end of Pied Piper. Fuck! 239 00:10:39,881 --> 00:10:41,672 Okay. How many devices do they have? 240 00:10:45,006 --> 00:10:48,547 Right now, they have 45% of our total. 241 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,172 And gaining. Wait, Gilfoyle. 242 00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:53,255 Could you write a patch that kicks all of Yao's users off the network? 243 00:10:53,338 --> 00:10:55,297 I would have to rewrite our consensus protocol, 244 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:57,297 but I could probably get that done in eight hours. 245 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,505 Okay, that's good. 246 00:10:58,589 --> 00:10:59,755 And-- and how long do we have 247 00:10:59,839 --> 00:11:01,172 till we lose control of the network? 248 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,714 At this rate, half that. 249 00:11:08,964 --> 00:11:10,422 I just went for a run. 250 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,213 I sprinted... 251 00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:15,505 up the last bit, there. 252 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,213 I did open palm. 253 00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:21,547 Aaah! 254 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:23,964 Wh 255 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:26,672 Richard, there's no easy way to say this. 256 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:29,089 Jian-Yang is moving back into the house. 257 00:11:30,463 --> 00:11:31,755 Right? 258 00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,964 Gavin, you've staked the entire future of this company 259 00:11:35,047 --> 00:11:37,338 on the Signature Box Three. 260 00:11:37,422 --> 00:11:38,463 Where are they? 261 00:11:38,547 --> 00:11:40,839 Well, the last two months have been challenging. 262 00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:42,255 The Chinese were petulant. 263 00:11:42,338 --> 00:11:44,463 The North Carolinians proved very entitled. 264 00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:47,964 And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories. 265 00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,297 But as it happens, 266 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:52,338 the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining. 267 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:53,755 But fear not, 268 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,422 I am in the early stages of a new plan. 269 00:11:56,505 --> 00:12:01,172 Did you know that some of America's most capable, motivated laborers 270 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:03,422 are at this moment awaiting execution? 271 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,755 Gavin. 272 00:12:04,839 --> 00:12:07,755 How many boxes have you actually managed to produce? 273 00:12:07,839 --> 00:12:09,297 Well, we have the 40 prototypes, 274 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,380 which we've been using to drive sales. 275 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:13,589 And? And... 276 00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:16,630 they are very impressive. 277 00:12:16,714 --> 00:12:17,714 I see. 278 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,755 I guess it's time we tell you. 279 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,380 We've been exploring the viability 280 00:12:22,463 --> 00:12:23,922 of an acquisition with Amazon. 281 00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:25,547 Rachel: The talks are still preliminary, 282 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:27,881 but thus far, they seem quite promising. 283 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,297 You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos? 284 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:31,755 No fucking way. 285 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,338 I mean, don't take this as any kind of threat, 286 00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:36,422 but if Amazon buys this company, I am out. 287 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,463 We spoke to Jeff an hour ago. 288 00:12:38,547 --> 00:12:41,922 It sounds like the two of you are on the same page about that. 289 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:47,047 Priyanka, start separating legitimate users 290 00:12:47,131 --> 00:12:48,131 into their own pool. 291 00:12:48,213 --> 00:12:50,338 Becky, I need you to rate-limit enemy devices. 292 00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:53,547 Danny, find shortcuts to deploy a new consensus protocol. 293 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:55,839 Sorry, but we're never gonna finish in time. 294 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,297 Not with that attitude. 295 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,922 Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately. 296 00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:03,463 Working on it. Colin, hey. It's-- it's Richard Hendricks. 297 00:13:03,547 --> 00:13:04,881 Leaving you another voicemail. 298 00:13:04,964 --> 00:13:08,006 Um, just wanted to talk to you about your game. 299 00:13:08,089 --> 00:13:12,297 And, uh, those, uh, 80,000 users you got there. 300 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,881 And also, to apologize for last night. 301 00:13:14,964 --> 00:13:18,338 You know, I was just really wasted. I was so drunk. 302 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,006 We had such a crazy party going on. 303 00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:22,297 Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh, 304 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,047 we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo." 305 00:13:24,131 --> 00:13:25,297 We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up. 306 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:27,547 How's that sound? Well, just call me back. 307 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,422 Okay? It's-- it's Richard Hendricks, it's... 308 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:33,338 Thank you. Bye. 309 00:13:33,422 --> 00:13:35,338 Left another voicemail. Doesn't really matter. 310 00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,463 He's gonna be off the grid for the next three days. 311 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:39,589 What? Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend. 312 00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:41,714 Whatever the fuck you said, he took really hard. 313 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:43,714 Colin went camping. Alone. 314 00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:45,630 Well, did she say where he went? 315 00:13:45,714 --> 00:13:47,297 The Los Trancos Preserve? 316 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,839 Wait. I know exactly where that is. 317 00:13:49,922 --> 00:13:51,380 I used to go foraging for mushrooms 318 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,839 with my friend Muriel there before she passed away. 319 00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:56,131 I could drive up there and-- and look for him. 320 00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,505 It's only 20 miles away 321 00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,797 and they don't really enforce the speed limit. 322 00:14:01,089 --> 00:14:03,131 Fuck your Volt. I'll drive. 323 00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:06,714 What I'm borrowing my Tesla. 324 00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:09,047 It's my Tesla. I pay for it. 325 00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:10,881 And if I don't get to Colin in time, 326 00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:12,672 Pied Piper ceases to exist. 327 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:15,630 So, pretty please with a fucking cherry on top, 328 00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:17,505 can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you? 329 00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:20,839 Can Jared drive? No. 330 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,213 Fine. Thank you. 331 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,047 So...? 332 00:14:30,131 --> 00:14:31,630 So... we're fucked. 333 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,213 No, we're not. Okay, we just... 334 00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:34,297 We need a few more users 335 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,672 to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and... 336 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,797 And what if you call Dana from Quiver? 337 00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:40,547 He hates me. Everybody does. 338 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,630 And to be honest, they're right. I'm an asshole. 339 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:43,964 No, you're not, Richard. 340 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,213 Yes, I am. 341 00:14:45,297 --> 00:14:47,797 Colin was here last night, out there in the hallway, 342 00:14:47,881 --> 00:14:48,839 down on his luck 343 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,047 and he was begging me to take his subscribers. 344 00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:52,672 And I told him to... 345 00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:55,172 kiss... my piss. 346 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,505 You what? Kiss my piss. 347 00:14:57,589 --> 00:14:59,172 I said it again and again. 348 00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:01,881 Oh my God. I did a dance. 349 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:07,755 Okay, okay, okay. Let's just move on from... this. 350 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:11,172 I am a spiteful, vengeful prick. 351 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,672 Oh my God, Richard. 352 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:13,797 Yes, you fucked up. 353 00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:16,089 But that doesn't mean you're a bad person. 354 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,672 Look at you, you're sitting here, regretting it. 355 00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:20,172 That's not the move of an asshole. 356 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:23,338 Okay? I mean, you think a guy like Gavin Belson just sits around, 357 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,255 feeling bad about being a dick to people? 358 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,630 He doesn't even notice, okay? 359 00:15:26,714 --> 00:15:27,839 The guy's a prick when he was on top 360 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:29,672 and now after everything that just happened, 361 00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:30,755 he's still gonna be a prick. 362 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,630 What do you-- What do you mean? 363 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,255 Everything that just happened. What happened? 364 00:15:34,338 --> 00:15:37,755 I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli. 365 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:38,797 What? 366 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,797 Yeah, so Gavin Belson's gonna be out on his ass, 367 00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,839 but do you think he's gonna change at all because of it? 368 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:44,589 No, he's always gonna be a... 369 00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,505 prick. 370 00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,797 Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself 371 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,714 and let's just figure out what we can do. He's a prick. 372 00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:51,881 Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick. 373 00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:53,006 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 374 00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:55,714 He's a... he's a total... 375 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:59,131 fucking prick. Wait, where are you going? 376 00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:00,839 Dinesh: How could it be this crowded? 377 00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:02,297 Burning Man's in two weeks, 378 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,839 so people are beta testing their new gear. 379 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,172 Why would people who aren't refugees 380 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,630 choose to come here and live like refugees? 381 00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:11,839 You know that's not, like, a desirable thing, right? 382 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:13,672 Living like a refugee? Ugh! 383 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,922 This place is offensive to homeless people. 384 00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,797 Gavin : Hello? Hello, Gavin? 385 00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:21,672 It's Richard Hendricks. Richard Hendricks. 386 00:16:23,089 --> 00:16:24,505 Mind the glass. Yeah. 387 00:16:26,047 --> 00:16:28,131 Oh. It's all smashed up again. 388 00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:29,922 What do you want, Richard? 389 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:32,630 I need your help. 390 00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:33,922 Look, my network is in trouble. 391 00:16:34,006 --> 00:16:36,172 And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you... 392 00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:38,047 Oh, for fuck's sake. You're not gonna give me 393 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,505 another one of your inspirational, 394 00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:42,006 in defense of great technology speeches, are you? 395 00:16:42,089 --> 00:16:43,630 Stand up and fight for innovation, 396 00:16:43,714 --> 00:16:44,672 that kind of bullshit? 397 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,255 No. Exactly the opposite. 398 00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:50,047 I happen to know that a man named Yao 399 00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:52,006 fucked you over. 400 00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:53,672 How would you like to fuck him back? 401 00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:55,797 I'm listening. 402 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,463 I need you to attack me. 403 00:16:59,922 --> 00:17:01,547 Gavin : John? It's Gavin Belson. 404 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,755 Oh. Hello. 405 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,006 Listen, John. Do we still have the prototypes 406 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:08,006 of my Signature Box Three strung up? 407 00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:10,338 Yeah. 408 00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:14,755 They told us they were gonna send more, but... 409 00:17:15,755 --> 00:17:17,047 they never did. 410 00:17:17,131 --> 00:17:18,297 Well, that's a long story. 411 00:17:20,463 --> 00:17:22,672 I got time. Yeah, listen, John... 412 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:25,714 I need you to give admin access to Richard Hendricks. 413 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,006 Becky, did you run connection throttling 414 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,881 on the latest batch of device IDs? 415 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,964 Yes. You know why? 416 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:33,422 I'm not a moron. 417 00:17:33,505 --> 00:17:35,422 Oh, I see. I'm the asshole. 418 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:36,422 Really? 419 00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:37,922 You really wanna have this conversation? 420 00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:39,547 You're both assholes. 421 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,672 Shut the fuck up. 422 00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:44,589 The fuck does it matter. 423 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,922 We're never gonna finish this patch in time, anyway. 424 00:17:48,881 --> 00:17:51,213 Wait, what the fuck... 425 00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:52,505 just happened? 426 00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:57,089 Dick, where are you? 427 00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:58,255 I'm at Gavin's. 428 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,755 I just gave his boxes permission 429 00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:01,547 to mimic a shit-ton of phones on our network. 430 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,047 A second attack. 431 00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,338 Richard : Yes, exactly. 432 00:18:04,422 --> 00:18:07,172 Now Yao can't get to 51%. Where are we with the patch? 433 00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,463 Close, but you do realize 434 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,255 that now that we're below 51%, 435 00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:13,006 we can't deploy it. 436 00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:14,463 For now, we can't win. 437 00:18:14,547 --> 00:18:17,131 But since Gavin is holding off Yao, we can't lose either. 438 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,131 He just bought us some time. 439 00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:21,047 Okay, I'll see you in a bit. 440 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:22,964 Well, Gavin, thank you very much. 441 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:26,047 You just gave me and my guys a fighting chance. 442 00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:27,797 Is that what just happened here, Richard? 443 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,047 Yes. 444 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,505 No? Seems to me, 445 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:34,047 you are the one that just gave me a fighting chance. 446 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:36,380 Ni hao. 447 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,547 It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao. 448 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,422 What the fuck are you doing? 449 00:18:41,505 --> 00:18:43,881 Jared: This is the last road, Dinesh. 450 00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:45,089 He's not here. 451 00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:51,422 Colin! Colin! 452 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,797 Will you shut the fuck up? 453 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,839 How would you like to die today, motherfucker? 454 00:18:54,922 --> 00:18:56,505 No, it's not a real death threat, sir. 455 00:18:56,589 --> 00:18:58,839 Jared: I'm sorry. I'm just stressed. 456 00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,505 Shut up for a second. You hear that? 457 00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:02,380 (gunfire and screaming continue) 458 00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,755 (gunfire and screaming continues) 459 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:18,505 So, you want us to delete all of our phones? 460 00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:20,297 Right now, we're in a standoff. 461 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:23,672 You can't win, but if you back off, I can. 462 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,338 I have more devices than anyone, 463 00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:26,839 I will reach 51%, 464 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,630 and take control of this little shit's network. 465 00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:30,006 You know, can I chime in here? 466 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:34,463 I actually think that this is a bad idea, and... 467 00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:36,881 In exchange for deleting your principal competition, 468 00:19:36,964 --> 00:19:38,714 I'm simply asking for a partnership 469 00:19:38,797 --> 00:19:40,338 between your venture and Hooli. 470 00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:42,505 Well, he's actually leaving Hooli. They're firing him. 471 00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:44,172 So I don't know where the connection could-- 472 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:45,714 for fuck's sake. 473 00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:47,672 I'm sure my board would find 474 00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,213 an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli 475 00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:52,213 vastly preferable to fire sale-ing 476 00:19:52,297 --> 00:19:53,964 the company to Jeff Bezos. 477 00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:55,380 My proposal is I help you, 478 00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:57,755 in exchange for a 20% stake in your venture. 479 00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:59,255 And I have a counterproposal, 480 00:19:59,338 --> 00:20:03,338 that you do not do that. 481 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:04,630 Gavin... 482 00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:07,297 How do we proceed? 483 00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:09,797 Because... 484 00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,255 We like it. 485 00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:19,630 (woman speaking in foreign language) 486 00:20:27,839 --> 00:20:29,839 ♪ ♪ 487 00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:37,839 (gunfire and screaming continues) 488 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:49,839 Hey, guys. What are you doing here? 489 00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:52,255 We tried calling you. A hundred times. 490 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,380 Yeah, I'm off the grid. 491 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:55,505 And... 492 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:57,964 Done. 493 00:20:58,047 --> 00:20:59,672 All right, so the patch is ready? 494 00:20:59,755 --> 00:21:01,297 Indeed. 495 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,964 Now, maybe someday, 496 00:21:03,047 --> 00:21:05,131 Dark Lord willing, we'll actually get to deploy... 497 00:21:05,213 --> 00:21:06,213 Boo-yah! 498 00:21:06,297 --> 00:21:08,297 We just crushed the patch, Pipers! 499 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,131 Holden, give me that fucking mallet right now! 500 00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:13,463 Drop it! Wait, what the fuck? 501 00:21:18,505 --> 00:21:20,630 Care to tell me what the fuck is going on now? 502 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:21,922 Gavin is fucking us. 503 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:23,714 He just convinced Yao to pull his phones. 504 00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,047 What the fuck is that noise? 505 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:27,422 Gavin's making ice cream. 506 00:21:27,505 --> 00:21:28,755 Fuck. Richard: Yeah. 507 00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:31,047 Gilfoyle: Can you kill his devices? No, I can't. 508 00:21:31,131 --> 00:21:33,047 He just had his server guy lock me out. 509 00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:34,297 Look, we need Colin. 510 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,755 We need "Galloo," now. 511 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,964 All right, well, it's a pretty straight road from here, so... 512 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:42,213 Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers! 513 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:45,006 We are going Ludicrous! 514 00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,006 What the fuck? 515 00:21:49,797 --> 00:21:51,505 Oh. What? 516 00:21:51,589 --> 00:21:54,047 Valet mode. You put me in fucking valet mode. 517 00:21:54,131 --> 00:21:56,006 You wrecked your Tesla. You're not wrecking mine. 518 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:58,797 Come on, that caps me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance 519 00:21:58,881 --> 00:21:59,881 to 80 kilowatts. 520 00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:02,714 Come on, you have to let me do Ludicrous Mode, now! 521 00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,463 I've been a total gentleman about this. 522 00:22:04,547 --> 00:22:05,422 I have Colin! 523 00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:07,131 I want two more months of payments. 524 00:22:07,213 --> 00:22:08,964 One more month. 525 00:22:09,047 --> 00:22:12,255 Fine. Do not crash. 526 00:22:15,213 --> 00:22:16,505 Dinesh: Here we go. 527 00:22:16,589 --> 00:22:17,964 Three... 528 00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:19,006 two... 529 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,172 one... 530 00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:32,547 We've got all 63 distributed systems engineers on the job, Gavin. 531 00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:35,714 The patch you asked for is nearly finished. 532 00:22:35,797 --> 00:22:38,839 Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%. 533 00:22:41,881 --> 00:22:44,047 Hey, Richard. I know what might cheer you up. 534 00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,463 How about a little ice cream? 535 00:22:47,463 --> 00:22:49,338 Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you? 536 00:22:51,131 --> 00:22:52,338 Well, this is fucked. 537 00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:54,630 I heard on a podcast that patrol men 538 00:22:54,714 --> 00:22:57,797 are actually a lot more tempted by bribes than you might think. 539 00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,422 Officer, hi. 540 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:05,422 Is there anything I can do to make this all... 541 00:23:05,505 --> 00:23:06,672 go away? 542 00:23:06,755 --> 00:23:09,839 Sir, I would think very carefully 543 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,131 about the next words that come out of your mouth. 544 00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:15,797 Oh, shit. 545 00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:19,589 Well, look at that. 546 00:23:19,672 --> 00:23:21,089 51%. 547 00:23:21,172 --> 00:23:23,422 Yeah, Scott? 548 00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:24,630 Yes, I know. 549 00:23:24,714 --> 00:23:26,380 I just saw. 550 00:23:26,463 --> 00:23:28,630 No, not yet. Hold on a moment. 551 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:33,589 Gavin. 552 00:23:33,672 --> 00:23:34,797 What is our status? 553 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,589 Friends, I'm about to delete 554 00:23:36,672 --> 00:23:37,922 Mr. Hendricks' life's work. 555 00:23:38,006 --> 00:23:40,881 I thought you'd wanna see it happen. 556 00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:42,547 Richard, was that too mean? 557 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,089 Oh, well. Should we get to it? 558 00:23:47,047 --> 00:23:48,922 Scott... Wait. 559 00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:53,131 Take it. Just take it. 560 00:23:53,213 --> 00:23:54,213 Take what? 561 00:23:54,297 --> 00:23:55,922 Pied Piper. 562 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:57,463 The whole network. All of it. 563 00:23:57,547 --> 00:24:00,213 Just please don't destroy it. 564 00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:02,047 I'd rather give it away than watch it die. 565 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:05,797 As much as I hate to admit, 566 00:24:05,881 --> 00:24:09,131 who better to take it than you, Gavin? 567 00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:12,547 I mean, you're really the only one 568 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:15,755 who realizes what the decentralized internet could be. 569 00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:18,505 I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed? 570 00:24:18,589 --> 00:24:20,463 You wrote the patent and gave it to me. 571 00:24:20,547 --> 00:24:24,463 Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed systems engineers in the city. 572 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,755 I mean, you could build this into what it was meant to be. 573 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:29,797 Gavin, enough. 574 00:24:29,881 --> 00:24:32,338 Come on, you know that my network 575 00:24:32,422 --> 00:24:34,797 is way better than some knockoff. 576 00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:37,505 And instead of taking a minority stake in their company, 577 00:24:37,589 --> 00:24:39,422 you could take total control of mine. 578 00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:41,672 Why would you turn that down? 579 00:24:41,755 --> 00:24:44,255 Let's make it official. I will, uh... 580 00:24:45,922 --> 00:24:50,131 I will sign my company over to you. 581 00:24:50,213 --> 00:24:51,922 It's yours, Gavin. You win. 582 00:24:53,922 --> 00:24:55,006 Okay? 583 00:24:55,089 --> 00:24:57,672 Take it. Just please don't delete it. 584 00:24:57,755 --> 00:24:59,172 All our phones are turned off, now. 585 00:24:59,255 --> 00:25:02,797 Gavin, delete Pied Piper immediately or we will walk away. 586 00:25:03,755 --> 00:25:05,255 Not if I walk away first. 587 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,255 Sorry, but this gives me all the cards. 588 00:25:08,338 --> 00:25:09,505 I get Hooli back. 589 00:25:09,589 --> 00:25:12,922 Fuck Bezos and fuck you and your 20% offer. 590 00:25:13,006 --> 00:25:14,881 And fuck the Signature Box Three. 591 00:25:14,964 --> 00:25:16,755 I get a complete do-over. 592 00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,881 Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches. 593 00:25:18,964 --> 00:25:19,964 Fuck him! 594 00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:22,255 I'll host the fucking brunches. 595 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:24,547 All because Mr. Hendricks here 596 00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:26,338 was kind enough to... 597 00:25:26,422 --> 00:25:28,006 Sorry, what does this say? 598 00:25:28,089 --> 00:25:29,714 Kiss my... Piss. 599 00:25:31,505 --> 00:25:33,463 Kiss my piss. 600 00:25:34,547 --> 00:25:36,422 Kiss my piss. 601 00:25:38,797 --> 00:25:40,463 Richard, please stop the movement. Kiss my piss. 602 00:25:40,547 --> 00:25:42,172 I find it annoying. Richard: Kiss my piss. 603 00:25:42,255 --> 00:25:43,589 Yes, we don't like it. 604 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:44,881 What the fuck are you doing, Richard? 605 00:25:44,964 --> 00:25:47,338 What does it look like? I'm fucking you over, Gavin. 606 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,714 You're what? I was stalling! 607 00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,006 "Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"? 608 00:25:54,089 --> 00:25:57,630 Colin: Kaboom. You just got 80,000 new users. 609 00:25:57,714 --> 00:25:59,714 Oh! Yes. 610 00:26:01,505 --> 00:26:03,589 Scott. Run the patch. 611 00:26:03,672 --> 00:26:05,006 It's not working. 612 00:26:05,089 --> 00:26:06,672 We've lost control of the network. 613 00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,006 Gilfoyle... 614 00:26:10,006 --> 00:26:11,297 when you're ready. 615 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:13,839 Bombs away. 616 00:26:21,922 --> 00:26:23,131 What the fuck just happened? 617 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,714 Colin, you did it. You saved us. 618 00:26:32,797 --> 00:26:34,630 No. That was all Dinesh. 619 00:26:34,714 --> 00:26:37,463 That was quick fucking thinking with that cop. Yeah. 620 00:26:40,047 --> 00:26:43,297 Yeah! 621 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:44,797 Holden! Get the fuck down! 622 00:26:44,881 --> 00:26:46,213 Monica. 623 00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:49,089 Cheers. For me? 624 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:50,338 Holden: Yeah! 625 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:52,463 You saw our coin price, right? 626 00:26:52,547 --> 00:26:54,089 It's going up. 627 00:26:54,172 --> 00:26:55,672 Well, look at that. 628 00:26:55,755 --> 00:26:57,213 Holden: Come on! 629 00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,047 Jared finally broke him. 630 00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:01,797 Holden: Get it! Yeah. 631 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:06,047 I like you. 632 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:10,505 Not in a-- 633 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:11,881 Holden: Fuck yeah! 634 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,172 Yeah. You understand what I'm saying. 635 00:27:16,255 --> 00:27:17,089 Sure. 636 00:27:17,172 --> 00:27:18,589 Come on, don't be assholes. 637 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:19,672 We can still do our deal. 638 00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:21,047 You still need an American partner 639 00:27:21,131 --> 00:27:22,422 for your network, don't you? 640 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:25,463 I believe we are now entitled to explore other options. 641 00:27:25,547 --> 00:27:26,881 Thanks for the help, Gavin. 642 00:27:26,964 --> 00:27:29,131 And, uh, thanks for the ice cream. 643 00:27:33,547 --> 00:27:35,922 We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello. 644 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,172 Yes? Yes. 645 00:27:40,255 --> 00:27:41,380 Yes. 646 00:27:43,422 --> 00:27:45,422 ♪ ♪ 647 00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:50,047 Gavin: Fuck! 648 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,380 And we'd be right up here. 649 00:27:55,463 --> 00:27:57,172 Ooh! Love the video fireplace. 650 00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:58,463 Yeah. 651 00:28:01,089 --> 00:28:03,505 Wow. It's magnificent. 652 00:28:03,589 --> 00:28:04,672 It's a little bright. 653 00:28:04,755 --> 00:28:07,422 But I could find a dark corner to settle into. 654 00:28:09,463 --> 00:28:10,964 It's great. 655 00:28:11,047 --> 00:28:12,213 When do these guys move out? 656 00:28:12,297 --> 00:28:13,547 Oh, no, this isn't our space. 657 00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:15,131 We're actually right through here. 658 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:22,589 Here we go. 659 00:28:24,131 --> 00:28:25,255 What do you guys think? 660 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:26,881 Uh, I'm sorry. 661 00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:29,089 What part of this would we be renting? 662 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:30,547 All of it. 663 00:28:30,630 --> 00:28:31,797 What? 664 00:28:31,881 --> 00:28:34,089 Jared: Yeah, we're signing new developers every day. 665 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:36,714 That's gonna require hundreds of new engineers, Richard. 666 00:28:36,797 --> 00:28:38,297 Monica: And the staff to support them. 667 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:41,463 Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs. 668 00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:42,922 Richard: Whoa. Why would we need that? 669 00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:45,006 Monica: To deal with things like the NSA. 670 00:28:45,089 --> 00:28:46,047 They called yesterday. 671 00:28:46,131 --> 00:28:48,131 They have a lot of questions about our tech. 672 00:28:48,213 --> 00:28:50,505 And about inserting a back door. 673 00:28:50,589 --> 00:28:51,589 We can push back. 674 00:28:51,672 --> 00:28:52,755 Richard: Against the government? 675 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:54,547 Dinesh: I don't love that. Gilfoyle: I do. 676 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:56,172 Monica: Do you guys wanna see the second floor? 677 00:28:56,255 --> 00:28:57,255 Richard: There's another floor? 678 00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:58,505 Monica: There's three more, actually. 679 00:28:58,589 --> 00:29:00,047 This all used to be part of Hooli. 680 00:29:01,338 --> 00:29:02,297 Richard: Okay. 681 00:29:05,255 --> 00:29:06,589 Richard: Whoa! 682 00:29:06,672 --> 00:29:08,338 Jared: I know. It's exciting, right? 683 00:29:08,422 --> 00:29:11,089 ("Getaway" by Uncle Walt's Band playing) 684 00:29:11,172 --> 00:29:14,297 ♪ All of the ground is turning green ♪ 685 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:17,714 ♪ And Johnny's working on a big machine ♪ 686 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:22,505 ♪ Eight months left for the working man to sing ♪ 687 00:29:24,505 --> 00:29:27,463 ♪ Down at the store, they are selling the ground ♪ 688 00:29:27,547 --> 00:29:30,964 ♪ And the teenagers are tearing the church house down ♪ 689 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:36,089 ♪ Someday I'm going to make my getaway ♪ 690 00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:39,463 ♪ Someday ♪ 691 00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:41,047 ♪ Someday ♪ 692 00:29:41,131 --> 00:29:44,131 ♪ All of the children of the Heavenly King ♪ 693 00:29:44,213 --> 00:29:46,297 ♪ Are going to run away ♪ 694 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:49,547 ♪ Make a getaway ♪ 695 00:29:49,630 --> 00:29:50,797 ♪ Whoa ♪ 696 00:29:50,881 --> 00:29:54,463 ♪ Someday, someday ♪ 697 00:29:54,547 --> 00:29:57,630 ♪ All of the children of the Heavenly King ♪ 698 00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,922 ♪ Are going to run away ♪ 699 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,422 ♪ Make a getaway ♪ 700 00:30:07,422 --> 00:30:08,797 Thank you!