1 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:10,094 Erlich: A little to the right. The right, more, more. 2 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:12,430 More. Woof! Aces. 3 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:14,098 We did it. 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,350 - Busy? - Hey, come on in. 5 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:20,313 I'm just putting the finishing touches on bachman's operational center. 6 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:23,191 Can you believe that I talked the ladies into letting me keep 7 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,443 that little piece of genius in here? 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,652 Oh! 9 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:29,155 - Sweet. - Sweet indeed. It's human hair. 10 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,936 Where have you been? We've been trying to close your deal. 11 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:35,036 Monica and Laurie were really fighting me on one final deal point 12 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,537 and I was getting bummed, 13 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:40,082 so I turned my phone off, went kitesurfing in Fiji. 14 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,668 When I got back, I was chill again. 15 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:45,463 And I got a message that they agreed. 16 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,299 - So, you closed. - Yep. 17 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,344 What was that one little pesky deal point? 18 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,803 I think you're gonna like it. 19 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,016 (Shouts) Fuck, yeah! 20 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,102 (Theme music playing) 21 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,656 A keyman clause? 22 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:16,035 Yes. And said keyman is none other than yours truly. 23 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,996 It's the highest honor that you can bestow on a v0. 24 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,081 Dinesh1wow. 25 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,917 - So, you get shares in the company. - No. 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,253 - So, you get a seat on the board? - I do not. 27 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,421 A bonus. 28 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:32,802 There's no cash involved, but if Monica or Laurie 29 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,512 tries to oust me from bream-hall, 30 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:37,807 Keenan feldspar can void the deal and walk. 31 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,393 So, basically, this new title just means 32 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,938 that you for sure get to keep your shitty desk job. 33 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,500 Congratulations, but, erlich, can you please turn on the heat? 34 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:47,525 It's freezing in here. 35 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:50,152 Tsk, tsk, Richard. Negativity. 36 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,696 Have you seen Keenan's demo? 37 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,490 Reddit is shitting itself over it. 38 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:57,201 Of course I've seen it. I'm his keyman. 39 00:01:57,535 --> 00:02:01,372 He gave me one of the first opportunities to shit myself over it. 40 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:03,624 - It's that good? - Guys, come on. 41 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:06,085 How good can it be? Vr is just a fad. 42 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:10,381 Oh, Richard, I've forgotten what an envious little crone you can be. 43 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:13,301 Envious? Me, of who? 44 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:15,428 - Keenan feldspar? - Of course. 45 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,139 Keenan was born with a golden horseshoe up his ass, 46 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:21,767 while you sit here toiling away in an icebox you call your home office, 47 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:23,894 cursed with the midas touch of shit. 48 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,313 I'm not cursed. 49 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:28,899 And the icebox you're referring to is your house, okay? 50 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,067 (Pull-ring snaps) 51 00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:31,694 What? 52 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:35,906 Uh, guys, I just got a billing alert from azure. 53 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,159 Apparently, all of our cold data has gone hot, 54 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,953 so we've already exceeded our monthly server budget? 55 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,539 Monthly? Bullshit. It's been four days. 56 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,125 What the fuck? 57 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,170 We have to store melcher's data there until we have enough phones. 58 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,379 We can't afford this. 59 00:02:50,755 --> 00:02:52,298 I'm gonna call melcher. 60 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,550 Hey, Richard, how we doing? 61 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,469 Is there something going on with your data? 62 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,388 Because it was basically parked until a few hours ago 63 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:03,184 when it started flying on and off our network like crazy. 64 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,370 Well, aren't you watching the weather channel? 65 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,271 No. Why, is there a hurricane or something? 66 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:08,939 Worse. It's cold outside. 67 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,107 Okay. So? 68 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,860 California loses its mind when it gets cold. 69 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,612 Citrus trees start freezing. 70 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:17,490 Sometimes, there's actual frost on the road, 71 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,947 you know, and people start filing claims like crazy. 72 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,828 Our whole office is going nuts right now. 73 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,874 Well, that kind of data traffic is costing us a fortune. 74 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,769 That's the beauty of the deal we made, Richard. 75 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,795 You agreed to store our data for a flat rate. 76 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,130 Everyone else in my division is getting gouged on their 77 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,091 storage and bandwidth fees right now, 78 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,593 but thanks to you, I look like a genius. 79 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,555 - I'll tell Liz you say hi. - Oh. Oh, no. No, no. That's okay. 80 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:47,645 - What did he say? - He says, "hi." 81 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,107 And that we are responsible for the overages. 82 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,191 Fuck. 83 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,193 - Maybe you are cursed. - I'm not. 84 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,278 That's ridiculous. There's no such thing. 85 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,488 Fucking what? 86 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,117 Richard, a bill of this size is going to be problematic. 87 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:04,578 Problematic? Catastrophic. 88 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:08,374 We're not gonna be able to pay that bill so our server's gonna get cut off. 89 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,143 Which means we're gonna lose melcher's data, 90 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:13,879 which means he's gonna sue us and seize our assets and our patents, 91 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,923 and the entire future of the fucking Internet 92 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,093 is gonna belong to a fucking insurance company. 93 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:22,096 I can't take this shit anymore. Admit it, we're fucked. 94 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,432 Okay, let's just think. Let's just think. 95 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:28,352 Dan melcher runs a very conservative insurance company, 96 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:32,523 but even he was willing to pay us up front for data storage, right? 97 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:33,691 True. 98 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,735 - Although that was complicated. - What? 99 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,948 (Stammers) It was just such a "in the weeds" deal. 100 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,835 Point being, we could find another customer 101 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:47,121 and then use that upfront payment to cover melcher's fees. 102 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,541 That's like getting a new credit card to pay off your old credit card. 103 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:54,587 Yeah, and as cfo, I should tell you we've already done that seven times. 104 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,006 Look, I don't have any moral issue with any of that, 105 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,716 but it was hard enough to get melcher, 106 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,177 how the fuck are we gonna get a second melcher? 107 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:03,846 (Sighs) 108 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:07,308 It's cold out here. I can almost see my breath, huh? 109 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,310 What do you want? 110 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,062 Well, uh... 111 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,192 It's just that the guys are a little agitated 112 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,904 because we seem to be having minor money troubles. 113 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:21,989 I was thinking since you and bream-hall 114 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:25,075 signed such a big check over to Keenan feldspar, 115 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,827 and since you're his keyman, 116 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:29,246 maybe you could help set up a data storage deal 117 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,498 like we had with melcher. 118 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,833 Merely tens of minutes ago, 119 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:36,504 you were rubbing vr's face in a pile of its own make. 120 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,925 That means shit. And now vr is supposed to be your lifeboat? 121 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:45,721 Just to remind you, erlich, you are also an investor in pied Piper. 122 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,147 It would be good for everyone, including you. 123 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,725 Very well. 124 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,978 Fill me in on the details of your little proposal. 125 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:54,855 Pitch. 126 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,359 What do you mean? You know the details. 127 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:01,028 You were there with me for every single pitch meeting. 128 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:05,449 And I'm sorry that I wasn't key in those meetings, 129 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,286 so I don't recall all of the little nitty-gritty details. 130 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,753 Saving you 25% on your data storage, 131 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:21,340 which makes us pretty deserving of the weissman trophy. 132 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,466 (All laughing) 133 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,843 You know, the heisman trophy from athletics. 134 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:28,556 Dude, this demo is insane. 135 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,849 Gentlemen, you're stepping on Richard's laughs. 136 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:35,271 I'm sorry, but I walked up a hill, and on the top of the hill there was a tavern, 137 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,982 and I walked into the tavern, 138 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,234 and I can just look everywhere and there was a barmaid. 139 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,486 Guess what? I walked right up to the barmaid, 140 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,906 and I just looked at her for a really long time. 141 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,342 This technology could change the world. 142 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,827 Gilfoyle: I'm not one to gush, 143 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,663 but the possibilities of your consequence-free reality 144 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,498 are darkly promising. 145 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:55,833 So stoked you guys liked it. 146 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,143 I hacked it together last summer, 147 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,420 and I just guessed right on a lot of the details. 148 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,506 But if you think that was cool, wait till you see our final hardware, 149 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,509 which is in en route from China. It's gorgeous. 150 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:09,930 Well, enjoy it while it lasts just 'cause, you know, this can be a tough business. 151 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,181 Is it? 152 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:12,850 So, Richard... 153 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,394 (Claps) You wanna try the demo? 154 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,439 No, thanks. No, I'm not a vr guy. 155 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,191 Richard doesn't like things that are cool or fun or taste good. 156 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:22,943 Plus, it makes him queasy. 157 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,279 He has a sensitive constitution. 158 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:26,947 Ah, come on, you're gonna do it. 159 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,532 Look at him. He's gonna do it. 160 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,367 It's gonna be awesome. Come on. 161 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,012 - You're doing it. Come on, come on. - Sure. I guess. 162 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:33,037 - After you. - Okay. 163 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,207 (Toilet flushes) 164 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:38,876 (Groans) 165 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,046 Wow. You really vomited a lot. 166 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:45,049 - And, like, immediately. - Yeah. Yeah. 167 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:46,258 Bad luck, I guess. 168 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:52,139 Yeah, so, (clears throat) Look, anyway, about that data storage deal... 169 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:55,976 Oh, yeah, if erlich says it works, that's good enough for me. 170 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,060 - Let's do it. - Really? 171 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,480 - Keenan: Yeah. - Okay. Perfect. That's great. 172 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,374 Um, well, I guess we should get back to the house, 173 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,438 - draw up some papennork for that. - Jared: Mmm-hmm. 174 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,725 We should be able to pull everything together by Monday? 175 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,988 Is it cool if we hang out 176 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,366 just to, like, play around with the vr some more? 177 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,868 Okay, but I'm sure Keenan's busy. 178 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,495 No, you guys should stay. 179 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,497 You want a beer? I just put in a fresh keg. 180 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,917 He put in a fresh keg. 181 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,211 It's so warm in here. 182 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,922 That would be the subfloor heating. (Laughs) 183 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,675 I didn't even know I had it. It just came with the house. 184 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:29,426 Gilfoyle: That's nice. 185 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,554 What are you telling me? Box two is delayed? 186 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:36,350 We were already facing some design and production challenges, 187 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,060 but then this cold snap happened. 188 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,246 Apparently, there was frost on the loading dock 189 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,980 at our microprocessor plant in acton. 190 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,191 So, it's cold outside. 191 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,236 Why does everyone in this state have to be such a wimp about it? 192 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,530 Well, a semi-truck slid right through the door 193 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:52,533 and hit the main breaker panel and melted down the entire facility. 194 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,910 The driver was incinerated instantly. 195 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,538 I see. Well, thoughts and prayers, obviously. 196 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,457 But we'll still be ready to roll out in time for hoolicon, right? 197 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:06,380 Guys, hey, I'm not Gavin belson. (Chuckles) 198 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,923 You can be honest with me. 199 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,466 How many days will this set us back? 200 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:14,596 We're going to miss delivery of product by two quarters. 201 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:23,313 You realize hoolicon is in one week, right? 202 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,817 I mean, it's my first hoolicon as ceo of this company. 203 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,653 I'm supposed to get up on stage 204 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,989 in front of an audience of thousands 205 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:37,035 and deliver a keynote presentation built entirely around the release of box two. 206 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:42,791 I was going to descend onto the stage in a giant box. 207 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,209 Boom! 208 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:45,502 Jack in the box. 209 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:49,047 Then Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather were gonna come out and box 210 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,592 over who was gonna get to take home the first new box. 211 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,678 These are world-class puns! Now, I got nothing. 212 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:00,517 Hello? 213 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:02,853 (Laughs) Hey, guys. 214 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,355 I have something to show you. 215 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,970 - Have you been here all weekend? - Is that the Sushi guy? 216 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,611 (Chuckles) Matching pajamas. 217 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,676 You guys look like you're in a cult. 218 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,490 Oh. Keenan gets these for free. 219 00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,676 Yeah, we're not gonna wear the same thing three days straight. 220 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,900 You gotta come check this out. 221 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,661 This way. 222 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,209 (Sighs) 223 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,794 Wow. 224 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,588 I didn't feel sick at all. Not once. 225 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,840 - Not even going up the hill? - No. 226 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,967 No nausea at all. 227 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,552 Yeah, I felt fine the entire time. 228 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,764 What did you do, did you reduce the latency? 229 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,849 I didn't. You did. 230 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,494 Dinesh and gilfoyle helped me integrate 231 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,558 your middle-out compression algorithm into my codec. 232 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,748 - I'm sorry, what? - It's off the charts now, man. 233 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,708 We were even able to push the barmaid to the cloud. 234 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,526 These two guys are mad geniuses. 235 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,961 Hang on, I have something for you. 236 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,237 Mmm-hmm. 237 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,699 What the fuck? 238 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:02,663 You just gave our proprietary technology to this asshole 239 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,082 without even running it by me first. Are you serious? 240 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,876 Well, we were just hanging out, and he was like, "we should try it," 241 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,730 and he said we could delete it, and then he started getting really excited. 242 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,024 And then he said, you know, "you're doing it," a bunch of times, 243 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:16,301 and then we did it, and then we started getting really excited. 244 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,929 - And it was so exciting. - And it worked. 245 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,430 The vr is rad now. 246 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,432 Gilfoyle, "rad"? 247 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,769 You are wearing the exact same pajamas as dinesh 248 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,271 and you're saying "rad" now? 249 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:31,358 You have been sucked entirely into his little Keenan vortex. 250 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,442 Okay. 251 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,114 I Grant you with (clears throat) The benefit of even a second's distance, 252 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,574 this isn't a good look. 253 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,450 I don't know. I think we look rad. 254 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,745 - Just hear Keenan out, okay? - On what? 255 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,830 Here you go, Richard. 256 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,041 - What's this? - It's an offer. 257 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,793 I want to acquire pied Piper. 258 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,879 - Oh. - (Chuckles) 259 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,255 (Keenan laughs) 260 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,384 Jack: Bingo. 261 00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,053 2009, the hoolipad touchscreen 262 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:03,891 was recalled five days before Gavin belson's hoolicon keynote. 263 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:07,436 Now, if he can pull something together that fast, certainly I can. 264 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,582 Well, sir, I really don't see the value in you comparing yourself 265 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:11,815 so closely to Gavin belson. 266 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,734 Meaning what, exactly? 267 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,611 Nothing. Just that 268 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,406 he's considered the greatest showman the tech world has ever seen. 269 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,699 (Keyboard clacks) 270 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,784 I mean, just look at him. 271 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:27,247 We've blown away the fips 140-2 standard for security, 272 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,752 and that's been certified by nist/cse, as you can see. 273 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,879 - Jac k: Wow. - There. 274 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,442 - (Crowd cheering) - (Sighs) Look at the confidence, the poise. 275 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,883 Look at the stage presence. 276 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,843 It is accessible, 277 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,803 here we go, 278 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,891 through the dropdown menu there. 279 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,493 - (Crowd cheering on speakers) - How could I top that? 280 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,770 (Chuckles) Oh, I don't think anyone ever will. 281 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,772 Hoover: When he looked at you, 282 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,250 you felt like you were the only two people in the world. 283 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,275 Hoover? 284 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:56,859 Yes, sir? 285 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,339 - Get the fuck out of my office this instant. - (Clears throat) 286 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:00,364 Sorry, sir. 287 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,700 Anyone here use our enterprise server? 288 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,803 We've taken secure authentication to a whole other level. 289 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,122 Jack barker, you're gonna need a miracle. 290 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,042 Anyone care to talk secure biometrics? 291 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:16,129 Well, considering our looming debts and the embryonic state of our network, 292 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,298 this is a very generous offer. 293 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,175 But we're not for sale, guys. 294 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,303 Richard, listen, it's like we've been lost at sea for a long time 295 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,389 in a tiny boat and there is no wind, 296 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,432 and now, through sheer luck, 297 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,601 we've just happened to drift right up to Hawaii. 298 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,521 Now, we can continue sailing into the unknown 299 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,565 and probably sink, or die of starvation, or scurvy, 300 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,151 or we can get off in Hawaii. 301 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,153 Let's get off in Hawaii. 302 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,565 What's so good about Hawaii? 303 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,448 - Have you never been? - No. 304 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,033 It's very nice. 305 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,536 I think we should take it. 306 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,955 Okay, everything Keenan touches turns to gold 307 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,959 and you are different than that. 308 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,962 I want to go to Hawaii. 309 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,592 Fucking Keenan feldspar. 310 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,570 How dare he put me in this position. 311 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,180 Everything just comes so easy to him. 312 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,993 He invents one little thing, and then he's gonna make a billion dollars 313 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,519 and just, "Keenan feldspar gets whatever he wants," 314 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,842 and now I have to be the ogre that says no to him. Great. 315 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,525 Richard, you are my captain, and I'm your mate, 316 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:22,195 and I will sleep in the bilge with the vermin and I will eat hardtack, 317 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,280 and I will say thank you. 318 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,409 And if duty requires, I will stand on deck and I will salute you 319 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,660 as we sink beneath the waves. 320 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:33,457 But as poor as our odds are, I'm worried that if we turn down this offer, 321 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,900 we will lose the rest of our crew, 322 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,919 and if that happens, we will lose everything, Richard. 323 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,921 Your algorithm. 324 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:44,551 So, you're saying that if I say no to this, 325 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,220 I risk having a mutiny on my hands. 326 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,973 Aye, captain. 327 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,309 Thanks. 328 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,234 (Scoffs) 329 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,323 Fuck you, Keenan feldspar. 330 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:08,742 Whoa. 331 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,327 Problem? 332 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,914 Your counteroffer here is really, really high. 333 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:17,542 Yes, but after crunching the old numbies, um, 334 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,795 there's no way we could make an acquisition work 335 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,078 for even just a penny less than that number right there. 336 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,965 You know, what with the patent and the ip. 337 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,051 And you said it yourself, my guys are the best. 338 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,262 So, Keenan, as you know, the best is expensive. 339 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,015 This is more than I just took in funding from bream-hall, 340 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,809 and you want all cash. 341 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,852 - I can't do that. - Really? 342 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,188 Aw. Rats. 343 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,397 Rats, rats, rats. 344 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,690 (Sighs) 345 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:41,775 Weird. 346 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,194 I wanted this to happen, but it didn't. 347 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,782 That sucks. I wanted it, too. Very badly. 348 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,284 But, you know what they say in life, 349 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,515 "you can't always get what you want." 350 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,996 This feeling sucks. 351 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,706 Trust me, you get used to it. 352 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,169 Gilfoyle: Wait, Keenan said no? 353 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,754 To us? 354 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,132 I guess you can never really know someone 355 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,551 until you ask them to put their money where their mouth is. 356 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,138 Yeah, kind of a shitty thing to do. 357 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,014 Kind of a shitty little dude. 358 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,434 Anyway, lesson learned. 359 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,563 Anyhoo, as soon as erlich comes in 360 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:24,359 and brings us our signed data storage contract from Keenan, we'll be all set. 361 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,569 We'll be back in business. 362 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,195 Huh? Go team. 363 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,799 Let's celebrate. Let's, uh, put on some music. We never do that. 364 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:30,907 What was the number? 365 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,994 - What number? - Your counteroffer to Keenan, 366 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,877 what was the number you went back to him with? 367 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,850 Gilfoyle, to be honest, these deals are pretty complicated. 368 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,959 Richard, what was the number? 369 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,588 Twenty-five million fucking dollars. 370 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,758 - Wait, what? - You heard the man-child right. 371 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,179 Richie had the quail eggs to counter $25 million. 372 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,847 - Isn't that right, Richard? - What? 373 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,307 That's fucking crazy. 374 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,017 Yeah, I thought so, too. 375 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,811 But you know what's even crazier than that? 376 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,732 You guys got yourself a fucking deal. 377 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,358 What? 378 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,610 (Keenan laughs) 379 00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:10,113 Okay, so, this is $25 million? This is real? 380 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,489 - As crystal. - Yeah. 381 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,201 I'm not gonna lie, when you first told me that number, 382 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,328 I had a feeling of mad. 383 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,831 But then I had lunch and after that I was a little tired, 384 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,291 but I mostly felt pretty okay. 385 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:26,546 And that's when it hit me, this is a guy who knows how valuable he is. 386 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,633 It got me to thinking that perhaps I've undervalued my own company. 387 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,053 Especially because now I have this baller algorithm 388 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,572 that's solving all my latency issues. 389 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,597 Well, my algorithm. 390 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,808 So, I called big cat here, and we slid that new demo over to raviga. 391 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,729 Ed chen liked it so much he offered to triple the bream-hall deal. 392 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,774 But the bream-hall deal is signed, it's done, right? 393 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,108 Was done. 394 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,695 Enter the keyman, the big cat. 395 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:55,825 You see, if I quit bream-hall, then Keenan is free to do whatever he wants. 396 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,619 You quit bream-hall? 397 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:58,786 Two hours ago. 398 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,040 Ten minutes later, we were in a handshake deal at raviga. 399 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,918 This adorable little wombat made clear his intentions 400 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,255 that he wants me to be the new coo of his company, 401 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,507 along with a 5% stake. 402 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,177 And now we can all work together on this dope-ass shit 403 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,388 and make a fuck-ton of money while we're doing it. 404 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,807 See, it always works out. 405 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,268 - It does. Who's drinking? To the palapa. - Yeah. 406 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,769 Pour me one, big cat. 407 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,105 Jared, there's no pink glasses. 408 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,692 Richard, I know you think I'm a bullshit artist. 409 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,027 It's okay. I totally am. 410 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,281 I have this gift where I can make people do whatever I want them to do, 411 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,050 - and they don't even realize they're doing it. - Right. 412 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,994 Richard, you have the greatest technology that I've ever seen. 413 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,477 You could change the fucking world. 414 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,622 You just have to get people excited about it. 415 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,707 That's where I come in. 416 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,376 You and me together, bro, look how strong this is. 417 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,460 Fucking forget about it. 418 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,297 We're going to be fucking cutting class and crushing ass. 419 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,259 You really think that you can get people excited about pied Piper? 420 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,803 Richard, that's what I do. 421 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,472 You know you're doing it. I can see it. 422 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,974 - He knows. - Well... 423 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,576 - The wheels are already turning. - Maybe. 424 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,040 Come on, you know you're fucking doing it. Let's do it, buddy. 425 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,272 - Let's fucking do it. Come on. - Okay. Yeah. Okay. 426 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,691 (All laughing) 427 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,210 - All right, here you go. - I'm just gonna wait. 428 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,278 - Okay. Here you are. - Yeah. 429 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,779 Keenan: Get out there. 430 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,408 (Sighs) 431 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,784 - Richard... - Richard: Yeah. 432 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,910 Are we okay? 433 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,163 Uh, no, Jared, we're not okay. 434 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,250 We're fucking rich. 435 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,169 (Cheering) 436 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:30,587 Whoo! 437 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,809 Sorry, it's a bit nutty around here. 438 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,438 Yeah, (clears throat) Well, I just want to say 439 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,025 how sorry I am that erlich flaked on you guys. 440 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,568 Not your fault. 441 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:58,531 Also, and I know this might piss you off to some degree... 442 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,409 I have decided to make a deal with Keenan feldspar. 443 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,119 What? Why? 444 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,081 He made a really good offer. 445 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,457 Lots of money. 446 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,667 And, look, he's got my back. 447 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,253 Right, well, it's not like him to talk you into a deal 448 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,172 and then just totally fuck you over. 449 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,298 Yeah. 450 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,134 No, look, he's copped up to all that. 451 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,721 I mean, he was very honest about the whole Keenan vortex thing, so... 452 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,783 Well, you don't think his discussing the vortex 453 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,725 is just a way of pulling you into the vortex? 454 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,061 No, why would he... 455 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,649 Son of a bitch. 456 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,110 Yeah. 457 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,072 Okay, look, Richard... (Sighs) 458 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,743 What I'm about to tell you is a huge breach of ethics, 459 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,496 but it's going to save you from making a big mistake, 460 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,290 Keenan and erlich's little keyman game 461 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,293 is the greatest thing that happened to this firm. 462 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,795 I'd like to hear why. 463 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,880 A, no more erlich. 464 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,758 And if that weren't enough, we get our $20 million back. 465 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,760 But the biggest reason is that we realized 466 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:04,347 once we took a look under the hood, Keenan's tech is dog shit. 467 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,766 No. No, it's not dog shit. 468 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:10,395 I thought so, too, but then I tried the demo, and it's pretty amazing. 469 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,440 There's this point in the tavern where you meet this barmaid 470 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,026 and you can look wherever you want however long you want. 471 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,278 Yeah, well, um... 472 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,530 Look, the demo is amazing. 473 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,866 When you run it on a $10,000 rig. 474 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,076 But the future of vr is mobile, 475 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,138 and there's no phone on earth that could handle that demo, 476 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,913 let alone the full bloated platform. 477 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,000 Isn't that why Keenan has acquired us? 478 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,710 I mean, to help him figure that out? 479 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,795 No, he just wants you to make the demo better 480 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,381 so he can take as much money off the table as he can. 481 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,549 He'll walk away rich, 482 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,969 the company will crater, and you will go down with it. 483 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,221 And that would be the end of pied Piper. 484 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,683 Look, Richard, you have to tell Keenan that you're not going to take this deal. 485 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,228 (Sighs) 486 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,481 Fuck. What do I do? 487 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,534 How am I supposed to tell the guys that I'm taking away their payday? 488 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,693 You don't understand. 489 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,776 Keenan had us pouring champagne all over each other 490 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,280 like a bunch of fucking douchebags. 491 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:06,284 I honestly don't think they even care that the tech is shit. 492 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,619 They just wanna go to Hawaii. 493 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,663 - Hawaii? - It's a metaphor we've been using. 494 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,083 Um, we are pirates and our ship is sinking, 495 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,544 and Keenan is Hawaii. 496 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,214 This is what you talk about all day? 497 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,842 Look, (clears throat) This deal was our only hope. 498 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,677 And with all due respect, uh, 499 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:29,390 you run your own firm and you're not exactly jumping at the chance to fund us, are you? 500 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,392 Because you're still theoretical. 501 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,536 Look, I'll make you a promise. 502 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,312 If you can get all of melcher's data 503 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:38,441 onto a stable network of mobile devices and prove that this works, 504 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,443 - I will fund your a-round. - Really? 505 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,819 You have my word. 506 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,155 But you have to tell Keenan, "no deal." 507 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,141 Uh, guys? 508 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,602 Oh, he came in the front this time. 509 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,020 (Gilfoyle clears throat) 510 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,605 So, we need to talk to you. 511 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,607 You need to talk to me? 512 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,526 You may want to have a seat. 513 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,152 Okay. 514 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,198 (Clears throat) 515 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,827 Is that a new sweater? 516 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,496 Hey, Richard, there's some bad news. 517 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:40,378 Richard, right before Keenan signed the raviga deal, 518 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:45,341 somebody else swooped in and offered him an absurd amount of money for his company. 519 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,260 And he took it. 520 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:48,511 Really? 521 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:51,097 So, Keenan sold his company? 522 00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:52,932 Deal's off the table. 523 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,851 We're not going to Hawaii. 524 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,482 No. (Sighs) 525 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:05,111 Listen, Richard, we know you fought really hard for this deal. 526 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,613 We will never forget that. 527 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,450 Yeah, I did. And I would gladly fight for it and you guys again. 528 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,036 Gosh. Damn. 529 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,789 Argh. 530 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,709 You don't seem that mad. 531 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,836 I am. I am, gilfoyle. I'm pissed. 532 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,922 If you need to kick another hole in the door, we'd understand. 533 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,008 Yeah. No, I might have to. 534 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,384 Really. I just... 535 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,261 If I don't calm down, I will... 536 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,055 I will take you up on that. 537 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,640 Who, uh... 538 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,391 Who did he sell to? 539 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:39,896 The only other company that could guarantee viable middle-out compression. 540 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,856 - Hooli. - Gilfoyle: Yep. 541 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:43,566 Hooli? He sold to hooli. 542 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,734 (Clicks tongue) 543 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,337 - What a dick move. - Gilfoyle: Yeah. 544 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,446 I mean, that's not the half of it. 545 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,699 And once he figured out what erlich's 5% would be worth, 546 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:52,903 he left him out in the cold. 547 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,873 What, he got erlich to quit his job, and then cut him out of the deal? 548 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,084 - Gilfoyle: Mmm-hmm. - Jesus. 549 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:04,587 We thought you were cursed, but maybe it was just your proximity to erlich. 550 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:09,676 I mean, that dude must have driven a Van over a bunch of gypsies in a previous life. 551 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:11,969 Where is he? 552 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,721 I saw him grab his lighter and bong 553 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,140 and head out to the palapa to sulk a few minutes ago. 554 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:20,937 Isn't that his bong right there? 555 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,480 Well, shit. 556 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:30,613 (Fire crackling) 557 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,285 Guys, there's a fire. We need the fire guys. 558 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:37,616 Someone call the fire guys. 559 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,289 Erlich? 560 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,394 Hey, buddy. 561 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,646 Still not talking? 562 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,566 You've been out here all night. It's freezing. 563 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,694 Sure you don't want to come back inside? 564 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:11,821 (Sighs) 565 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,034 Yeah, it was a nice palapa. 566 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:21,414 Well, the concrete's still pretty warm from the fire. 567 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,711 He should be okay for at least a few more hours. 568 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,210 Well, that's probably longer than we'll be in business. 569 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,006 Yeah, we got our first past due notice from azure. 570 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:32,454 They said we have five business days till they cut us off. 571 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:37,346 If you guys want to feel worse, check this out. 572 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,436 Jack: (On speakers) Come join us for an epic gathering 573 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:47,857 where we come together as one people, as visionaries. 574 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,778 Man: Is this not the most exciting time to be in technology? 575 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,548 - (Crowd cheering) - The whole thing is just, like, wow. 576 00:26:54,572 --> 00:27:00,203 Jack: The most transformative technology event in the world, hoolicon. 577 00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:02,830 See you all at hoolicon. 578 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,624 I hope you're excited. 579 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:07,710 - I know "vr." - Yeah, "vr." 580 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,129 Fucking Keenan feldspar. 581 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:15,635 Jared, how many people attend hoolicon? 582 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,679 About a quarter of a million over the whole weekend. 583 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:22,725 And, gilfoyle, um, how many more phones do we need to get us off azure? 584 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,895 123,000, give or take. 585 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,898 Dinesh, how much are tickets to hoolicon? 586 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,650 Why would I have that information? 587 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,611 (Rock music playing)